Aliens
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Post creepypasta featuring aliens, ufos, abductions, missing time etc.
No ayy lmao bullshit.
>>17107236
bullshit.
>>17107227
ayyy lmao
>>17107227
>No ayy lmao bullshit.
you're asking for it
ongoing creepypasta request threads:
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>>17107227
ayy lmao
so this other day I was out with the boys in the forest, right?
Then some dude comes out of nowhere with a fancy flashlight
he's kinda short and bald and pale.
So he walks up to me real close and whispers into my ear: AYY LMAO
Then I relay that to my boys and we all respond with "ayy lmao".
He then says "ayy lmao" and walks away.
>Be down in the woods with my friends a couple of weeks ago
>We see a strange light in the sky, it's white like a star but a bit bigger, looks to be really low though, just over the tops of the trees
>It's moving slowly but steadily across the sky
>We watch it for about 10 minutes, both just joking and laughing
>'Wow, you think it's a UFO? Maybe we're going to get abducted by aliens!'
>The light comes to about the centre of the horizon
>Suddenly just flickers out in a strange way. Like it's broken into bits and fallen, very weird.
>We both agree it's weird and wish we had been recording it on our camera phones.
>We go back to just chatting about shit and drinking our beers, quickly forget about it.
>After a while my friend says he needs to go take a piss and goes off slightly out of sight.
>While he's away I'm sure I see something moving in the woods in the distance, but it's dark and hard to be sure. Figure it must be an animal or something like that.
>Suddenly my friend comes barging into view
>'Anon we need to get the fuck out of here, now!'
>Starts just running off without a word more, I follow him.
>'What the fuck man?'
>'Anon I seen something in the woods.'
>He's visibly shaken, he's freaking me the fuck out but I'm still half convinced this is some sort of elaborate prank.
>'What the fuck did you see?'
>'I don't know man, a fucking alien or something. We need to get out of here now.'
>Now I'm convinced he's trying to prank me and I stop.
>'A fucking alien? Yeah very good man, haha, you got me.'
>He screams at me, he's hysterical.
>'Man I fucking seen something, we need to get out of here, NOW!'
>Freaking out again, I've never seen him this agitated in my life. I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone this agitated.
>We run for a bit more but begin getting tired out so reduce to just walking fast.
>At one point I'm sure there's like a flash from behind us, like when there's lightning and everything lights up for a second.
>We begin running a bit again.
>We are full on freaking out now.
>I ask him what he saw again, to describe it.
>He said it looked like a really skinny emaciated person with big black eyes.
>I don't want to see it.
>After a while we've ran to exhaustion, can barely walk beyond normal pace now, panting heavily.
>We see another flash like from before.
>We're too tired to move any faster.
>Now we hear a really strange sound.
>It's strange and metallic, kind of like scraping two pieces of metal together slowly. It begins just in small bursts but then becomes long and dragged out, it sounds like it's really close to us.
>We're still like half an hours walk away from town.
>The noise is extremely upsetting, my friend is now crying.
>Not like him at all, I'm fucking freaking out.
>Scrraaaaaaaape.
>Another flash.
>Scrrraaaaaaaaaaape.
>We reach the end of the woods, but in the clearing up ahead we can clearly make out 4 tall silhouettes, along with what looks like a small flashing light moving around quickly just above head height.
>They start coming towards us.
>My friend falls to his knees, screaming at them.
>'Just leave us alone, leave us the fuck alone you horrible things!'
>I don't know what to do, I'm frozen to the spot and my mind is racing.
>My friend goes instantly quiet once they come within a few feet of him.
>I can finally make out what they look like, look exactly as how you see them in movies and stuff. Big heads and spindly bodies with giant eyes that are absolutely terrifying to look into. I can't look away, they're hypnotic.
>That's the last thing I can remember. My friend doesn't remember any of it.
Ayy lmao
>>17108214
bloody hell, I would shat myself
>>17108214
Why didn't you say "ayy lmao" to them?
> be me (in case you didnt know i was me)
> ultrarealistic fog on my city
> like me n my friends amirite
> i started to get high on something totally not reducing my judgement of real and the para normal
DO I CONTINUE GUISE HUH? GUISE DO I CONT?
>>17108214
I'm more interested in the fact that for alien designs, 'grey' type aliens seem to have won out and there's no real solid contenders to that alien type within the West. Every damn Westerner claims to just see grey aliens these days, which is probably because they've become such a powerful image in pop culture. When U.F.O.s were getting their major hit of media attention after 1947, everybody claimed to see little green men or bug-eyed monsters. Now those images don't really exist in the media, and nobody really claims to see them.
Just goes to show that aliens are fake, really.
I saw a gray at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet one in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or proofs. He said, “AYYYY LMAAAOOO” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “AAAAYY” and doing illuminati signs with his finger front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>17108581
Delusional faggot
>>17108497
You're exactly right.
>>17108574
Stfu
I've seen Abaddon, he's a reptilian.
>>17108622
Record it
Oh yeah right SUPERNATURAL [redacted] never own fucking hd cameras! Sorry man its unlikely.
>>17108640
Hey i tried!
>>17107227
>>17108736
is that a flying penis mobile? HOLY SHIT THE END IS NIGH
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>>17108736
>Driving along country road with two friends for roadtrip
>midnight
>come to a curve in the road
>blindingly blight light around curve, but up near the tree tops
>cant see shit, dont wanna drive off the road and hit a tree
>slam on breaks trying to stay in lane
>light moves forward closer to us, rather than infront
>reaches above the car
>absolutely silent, no wind even with my window down
>radio cuts off
>ayyyyyyyy lmmao
Ayy lmao
Bump
>>17108409
gogogogo
>be me
>working part time at call centre
>we get some pretty strange people calling, but we're trained to deal with it
>get a call one day that's just heavy breathing
>"How can I help you?"
>the caller just hung up
>I'm used to it so I just wait for the next call and joke to my colleague about it
>probably some kid pranking around no biggie
>about 20 minutes later I get the same call
>just heavy breathing
>its really not uncommon to get these kind of calls but this one was particularly unnerving
>felt like it was right next to me, extremely invasive
>neck hairs stand up
>"How can I help?"
>".......a..."
>"AYY lmao"
>hangs up
fucking shrekt m8 illuminati confirmed
>>17108214
Pretty sure i've read this on /x/ before, at least the first bit. You lying bro?
