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Couldn't find one so I am making one and bumbing with my lifes collection of nope moments.
>live up in some hills in a small town near san jose california
>deer, mountain lions and all sorts of fauna are quite common
>my room is on the very end of the house, in the garage
>always here deer and stuff rustling in the bushes or jumping my neighbours fence
>yes for those of you who dont know, deer can jump very high
>one night I hear metal clanging, like something climbing the fence
>only this time whatever it was struggled to get it in one go
>normally the deer get over the fence relatively quickly and its not alot of noise
>so I turn on my phones LED flash and look out my window
>saw something that looked like two tall white legs run off into the bushes
>it looked like pale skin and just legs
>a few minutes go by and I hear the same bush rustling again
>I am still sitting here like WTF with my light on, sword drawn at this point
>whatever it was was bipedal
>I heard it leave the bush and run down my driveway
>SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP
>Have seen a deer that walks upright on its hind legs twice now. Didn't think anything of it until this happened.
Will bump with more shit I have seen
>>17912252
You posted this in the SoCal thread and started a nope when there's already one, use the catalog
>>17905421
>>17905421
>>17905421
>be 12
>living in Arkansas
>always had a fire in a burn barrel
>one night everyone else has gone inside
>go out to see if fire was still lit
>was gonna melt my sisters barbie doll
>see grey humanoid about 6 feet tall
>skin is shining from the fire's faint glow
>has no fingers, toes, or facial features
>looked kinda like a squid
>head had that squid shape too
>my ears are filled with a rushing sound like when you clasp your hands over them
>I couldn't scream or move
>faint
>have dream about slime monsters from baldurs gate
>wake up in bathtub still clothed late in the night
>>17912262
Well fuck I just checked the catalog twice. My bad. And so what if I posted it in another thread are you a moderator or something?
>be 12
>still living in Arkansas
>fuck this place
>have a pool in my yard now
>swimming late at night with my mom and bro
>see dark object silently flying through the sky
>leaves a smoke trail so could be man made
>be driving to Micky D's to get late night snack
>just looking out the window at some stars
>see triangle formation of three lights
>they appear and reappear
>in an even bigger triangle formation
>suddenly they all dart towards the center
>shoot off in three directions
>>17912285
No but I wish I was so I could ban you and your shit stories
>staying in trailer on my uncles property
>watching movies its getting pretty late
>hear something thud against bottom of trailer floor
>whatever could be a big cat or something
>a few minutes later something is furiously trying to open the door
>thank God it was locked
>loooed out the window and saw
>you guessed it
>NOTHING
Seriously fuck me
>>17912301
Did you seriously leave one thread you were shitposting in to go shitpost in another? You should be banned, not me.
You know you can hide my posts or this thread and kindly go fuck off and do something else.
>driving around San Jose
>actually friend is driving not me
>we are just going for a burn ride to get some Taco Bell
>see a green meteor or UFO
>leaving a black trail of smoke
>asshole friend wouldnt look at it
Previously saw a green UFO sucking water out of a reservoir so not sure if this was a meteor or the same thing
This one is from my moms perspective
>lay baby me down to sleep
>lay down on living room couch
>was about to turn on TV
>see a pair of eyes glowing by sliding glass door
>its a white fucking bigfoot
>peeking back and forth into housd
>grab 9mm under couch and calk police
>by this time its gone
>cops say it was probably a raccoon or deer
>Kek
This one is kind of not paranormal bit still weird
>walking through shortcut in town
>a small hill by some ghetto apartments that connects two main roads
>see what at the time looked like a group of women
>they get closer and its actually a group of thug looking mexicans
>one of them breaks off from the group
>asks for $10 says his "boys" will check us
>me and my brother pull out our knives
>scare him off
It was just weird how they looked like women from far away. How the hell do we both mistake a group of men for women? Anyone else have something like that happen? Its like they decieved us or something.
Another one
>going through depression phase
>try out various drugs
>online vendor for alpha-php shut down
>hit up a local head for meth
>be doing meth in apartment almost daily
>soon my mom and sister start to report seeing orbs and shadowmen
>even my neighbor asks if weird things have been happening lately
>mom records many videos on her iphone
>orbs EVERYWHERE
>I know I made that house haunted, sorry mom
>when I was a little kid my dad did meth
>me and my brother would see shadowmen in our hallway walking around
>>17912269
Exactly what part of Arkansas was this?
>>17912401
Waldron
>>17912354
Some next level brujeria shit
>be playing demon's souls
>see something in the window out the corner of my eye
>its a cloud
>hovering/swirling around my window
>I live in the second story of an apartment so it is a bit too low for a cloud especially on a sunny cloudless day
>it stays there for a long time
>I was mesmerized
>it almost seemed alive
>looked like it was made of foam or jelly instead of water vapour
>floated away before I could think of taking a picture
>can't find anything online about living clouds
>just redirects me to final fantasy wiki and similiar shit
>>17912404
Intresting, do you know anything about north west arkansas?
>>17912301
Why don't you shit up the literal hundreds of threads on /x/ about magic or people dealing with schizophrenia? It's no wonder the past few years a decent story crops up only every few weeks. I feel bad for the fuckers that stick around waiting for it.
>>17912663
Nope. Only passed through there on the way to Oklahoma for booze sometimes. Did have a buddy that lived in some hills by ft. Smith. Had a plot of land with hella cars. Saw bigfoot running through his field and you could hear it stomping thats how heavy it was
>>17912822
This guy has been going thread to thread posting stupid shit. I wish fags like him would use a trip so I could hide his posts. Acts like I have a gun to his head forcing him to read my thread/posts
>family vacation in macau
>one of those cheap hotels with narrow hallways
>the grduge just came out
>I would scare my sister (Eunice) by running on all fours and chase her through the hall way, and she would scare me back
>she had long black hair and was wearing white that night so she basically looked like the girl from the grudge
>Me and her was walking down the hallway back to the rooms
>I got on all fours and told her I was the grudge
>She ran as fast as she could at the end of the hallway while I try my best to run on all fours
>When she reached the end of the hallway, she got down on all fours, hair covering her face, and started chasing me
>I ran as fast I could but was generally having fun, I scared her she scared me
>I ran to the elevator only for me to see my uncles with Eunice in them in the elevator
fuck that chinese fucking shit
>>17913380
That was Japanese
>>17912252
>>17913401
Whole story debunked.
>get a load of this guy
So have you seen deer actually walking like that? That one is obviously foraging
>>17913389
no I meant fuck that chinese hotel
>>17912252
>Couldn't find one
Did you even try?
So the other day I turned off the lights and started walking to bed like normal, right as I put my first leg up to get into bed, something fucking grabbed my foot that was still on the ground.
Anyone ever experience this? I have no clue wtf it was. My heart beats like crazy and I get scared walking in the dark now I literally turn off the light and run to bed
>>17912252
It was an albino gondola
>>17913586
No but that fear is real.
Fuck that shit man
>>17912295
I SAW THIS TOO I SAW THIS TOO Omfg!!!!!! I luved in Canada in a small town in BC and would star gaze at night and saw this same thing fron my bed. it was messed up
>>17912285
>apologizes
>but still remains defensive and has to get the last jab in
Are you still 12? You certainly act like it.
>>17912269
>was gonna melt my sisters barbie doll
kek
>>17914027
no shit. I'm also from a small town in BC and I've seen that shit too.
>>17914034
Not that guy but ur kinda being a fag
>2:00 am
>getting late, time to drive gf home
>return from dropping gf
>pull into my driveway and get out of car
>hear something in backyard by bird feeder
> walk around deck to see what's in the back yard
>fidget with phone for flashlight app once in range of bird feeder
>as soon as I unlock phone I hear an animal noise like nothing I've ever heard before, almost like a deep cat growl
>turn on light just in time to see something that looks like a deformed monkey running away with its back to me
>immediately run inside and lock all the doors
The animal was probably about 3 ft tall while hunched over when running. Entire lower half covered in brown hair, upper half was mostly skin, kind of thick/wrinkled looking. Kind of pointed head with upright ears that would closely resemble a rabbits maybe.
I didn't see the face and couldn't really make out the hands and feet. Anyone know what this might be? I've never seen it again since that night.
>>17916434
fuck knows man, sounds creepy though.
>See nope thread
>only greentext
Nope
>>17912252
>>17912252
SAN JOSE BABY!! YEAH!!!
>hicks rd is spooky as fuck
just happened
>get out of my room to go take a piss
>my mom calls me from downstairs
>"anon, didn't you come down earlier"
>i didnt
>"are you sure, i could swear you came down a few minutes ago and told me you were gonna use the bathroom"
>nope, i literally just got out of my room
>"i swear i heard you come down the stairs and say that, i remember your exact voice"
>by now im getting spooked though its obviously nothing, she is watching a spooky movie anyway
>tell her it wasnt me, and go to the bathroom
>as i come back to my room, notice my door half-open and hear someone typing on the keyboard
>my mom is downstairs and there is no one else at the house
>nopenopenope
>immediately think of a doppleganger or some shit
>open door slowly
>forgot i had a stream open of some guy playing on his computer
so yeah, still spooked because of what my mom said though. this kind of thing never happens to me.
>>17918175
>albinos
>>17917672
You dont have to green text though?
>>17916434
OP here. I'll see if I can find anything
Try to draw it in paint or something if you can
>>17916434
deer with mange, or obviously a nonagressive animal, so nothing to fear, as it retreated.
deer make gutteral, strange noises.
>be 17
>be 2007
>have long hippie hair
>be running fingers through hair late at night(habit)
>move hand to turn off lamp
>feel a force lightly constricting my hand
>kind of a "biting" feeling too
>get super worked up
>almost freak out
>inspect it closely in the lamplight
>tfw it was my hair that shedded onto my hand
I think i became autistic that night.
>>17918283
Update: still looking. Have work. Scouring the internet
>>17916434
http://www.skyscan.org/humanoid.htm
What country/state did you see it? Still searching the interwebs
>>17912301
How are your stories doing anon?
>Oh wait.
Kill yourself.
>>17920173
United states, Michigan. I'll try drawing a picture when I get a chance.
> be 2 weeks before christmas
> holy fuck is it hot or what!
>finally get to sleep around 2 am
> suddenly wake up
> slowly open my eyes and there's a shadow figure standing in my door way
>no sleep paralysis thank fuck (watching the moonlight shine through what ever the fuck it was.
>grab the nearest blanket and straight over my holy body it goes
>proceed to hyper ventilate until I pass out.
>never sleep with the door open again
my house definately has a spirit or something in it because everyone in my family has heard it walking around up stairs when no one else is home...
>>17912252
> go to pol
> see they have been messing with a dark pre-earth evil and have brought about the end of the world.
> nope.gif
> wait
> yes.jpg
> good for them
Burn world burn.
>>17920981
>Burn world burn.
finally a cause I can get behind.
>>17921019
>eternal peace
https://www.youtube.com/c/Cephei/live
what am I seeing?, have you read half of the comments?
>>17920981
>yes.jpg
See >>17917254
>>17921058
Thanks buddy.
>>17921039
The peace comes when the world ends.
All we want is quiet.
Quiet time comes soon.
>>17921039
To achieve peace one has to do what is necessary to do so, in this case meme magic. Look at the success of the last months, if everything goes well then this is only the beginning.
War across Europe, civil strife, balkanization of the US, a break down of China as it loses it's most important markets, ever increasing conflict. It is awesome, it is happening and it will continue to do so as long as we just believe.
>>17921092
>>17921068
Don't get wrong, I'm 100% all for watching the world burn and it's going well. meme magic? I suppose it works. It seems I initially miss read the eternal peace comment. my bad.
>>17920981
Kek wills it
I got one it's sorta spooky
>Me and my friend went to an abandoned prison last month
>we got some flashlights and some mask because there's a lot of dust in the prison and makes it hard to breathe
>anyways my friend came was coming out of one of the rooms
>as he was walking out he herd something crack from behind him but it wasn't me because I was outsid of the room and he told me it wasn't him either since he didn't step on anything hard it was creepy bit interesting at the same time
>>17912252
Op did it look this? Pale ones are very rare
>>17912252
Near SJ? Morgan hill? Woodland???
>>17912491
*unsheathes storm ruler*
>>17922582
dude a ghost cracked there dickbone in the room behind your friend you got ghost raped
I don't know if this qualifies as "paranormal" or not, but it still creeps me out
>be 12
>playing Paper Mario around 1am
>mom told me to stay up late because my sister was out with friends and would come home too late for my mom to stay up
>hear noise outside
>go to window
>see someone walking towards the house
>figure it's my sister and unlock the door for her
>go back to my room and continue playing vidya
>hear door open and then close
>not 30 minutes later hear girls laughing outside
>go to window
>it's my sister and 2 of her friends
>spook-o-meter hits 100, nearly piss myself
>open the door for them and go back to my room
>try to brush it off but I can't, just force myself to go to sleep instead
>next morning my sister complains of hearing someone walking back and forth all night
>mom figures it me
I don't know why but I never told them. We never had any incidents past that either, so the whole situation just seemed weirder in my mind
>>17920179
Why are people defending this faggot OP? I don't care about posting new threads, but his stories are shit, anon was right about that.
>>17912252
>sword drawn
>>17923049
>Paper Mario
My nigga
>>17919275
I have one kinda like that.
>be 10
>wake up in middle of night
>gotta pee
>reach for bathroom door
>saw hand coming at me
>nope
>was my reflection on the knob
>kek
>>17913401
That's a fucking antelope you pleb
>>17917875
I had forgotten about that story. It terrifies me when I was little.
>>17925069
*terrified. Or not.
>>17912269
You saw the fucking
>>17912377
>meth, not even once
>>17912319
Dude!!! Holy fuck!!! Not gonna lie but my stupid ass totally reported a reflective green/blue-turqoise is the exact color. Operated treated me like a crazy fuck until I stated it was flying right towards the direction of the travis airforce base. I got connected to an air traffic radar guy and repeated what I told the operator. He said thanks and they will certainly look into it. (Never mentioned they will EMP it and reverse engineer) so I started to day dream myself driving my truck across a bridge in hopes that id retreieve the downed craft. Instead i went home in regret for what I had done. What if the craft was only visible to the light my body can interpret?
Weeks later I started to notice a signifant increase in chemtrails. Im talking the whole sky criss crossed in illogical patterns of those dam trails. Never seen a ufo since. Prior to this one i seen a cylindrical ufo all of these sightings in the antioch ca area.
>>17913590
>>17922602
Underrated
Can anyone tell me something about these videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEk6i2j4uOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHsEr_9IIVM
Whats the story behind?
>>17912319
10/fuckin10, top kek
>Be me, 2 months ago
>In Milwaukee for summer internship, still am, shit is cash even if I ain't makin any
>Bike from where I'm staying to museum I intern at, 5 miles to and 5 back
>On way back, just finished third day of orientation
>Huge, fat black dude in a leather coat and sweat pants (niggers.kek) ahead of me on bike path
>Constantly looking back at me or eying me down
Donkey Kong with a tan thinks I'm a banana
Should also mention it's like 80 fucking degrees and no clouds are around, or wind, and it's fucking humid, why is he wearing a coat?
>Takes hands out of pocket, they have leather gloves on them, too
I'm going to get fucking mugged and I've been in this goddamn city a week
>As I get close, fatass reaches into his pocket
DisGonHurt.png
>Unable to keep my cool, pedal my ass off as I come closer
>This catches King Kong by surprise, as he barely has time to draw a fucking pocket knife as I zoom past
>Laugh heartily, knowing I would have been fine, I'd get as scarpe at worst.
Still the scariest thing that's happened since I got this damn city. Didn't even have my wallet or anything on me, he'd either fucking stab me or steal my bike. I was sure it was gun at first, though. My only real nope experience.
Bump, top quality shit OP
>Be me
>Heading back to my college dorm after a party
>About 3am as I pull into the parkng lot
>Typically around this time of night there are some people walking around, a few windows lit up, etc.
>I get out of the car.
>No one outside, every window is dark.
>eh, whatever.jpg
>I know it's cliche, but it was dead quiet outside.
>For whatever reason, at my school birds often chirp late into the night.
>tonight, nothing.
>I'm kinda tired, so i don't really think about it.
>head up the ramp towards the entrance to my dorm.
>as I pull out my keycard, i glance up, looking at the info center which is around 50 feet away.
>See someone.
>Lone dude in a full suit, bowler hat and everything, standing motionless.
>I would have ordinally have just ignored it, but the guy was leaning forward.
>You know those michael jackson music videos where they lean forward at a 45 degree angle?
>Dude was stock still, leaning just like mj.
>For whatever reason, i don't go inside, just watch him for a few seconds.
>At first, nothing changes.
>A second later, his head snaps up, looking directly at me.
>I can't see his eyes, just a huge-ass smile.
>starts moving toward me.
>fuckthis.pdf
>run into my dorm and cower in my room.
>slept with the lights on that night.
>The next morning, I walk out to where suitbro was standing.
>Nothing there but a tree stump, growing in the exact same angle.
>To this day, I don't know if my eyes were playing tricks on me or not.
>Be around 14 or 15 I think
>Was living in Northern Virginia, DC area.
>Insomnia is kicking in late into the night, can't fall asleep.
>Suddenly I hear a vibrating, pulsating sound in the distance.
>It is gradually getting closer, with each pulse getting louder
>Before I know it the sound is coming from directly above my house
>The pulsating is sound is so loud and there is a constant sound of vibration along with it
>I am petrified, I can't move a single inch
>I want to look out my window and check but my body won't let me.
>As quickly as it came, the sound started to go off into the distance.
>It becomes quiet
>I fucking jump out of my bed and run outside to see
>Absolutely nothing
Can anyone explain this? I've never heard anything like it before in my life. It sure as hell didn't sound like a patrol helicopter, and on top of that it was super fucking close to my house.
>>17925710
>guy figured out how to use a tree stump to make it look like he's doing a crazy lean
>sees you watching, wants to explain himself
>you run the fuck off like a puss
that dude probably felt like a weirdo for being childish for a bit
>>17912252
Have you ever ran naked before? You heard ball slapping.
>Playing outside in the dark as a youth
>Flashlight tag was the stuff back then
>Rounding the corner of one of the neighborhood houses
>"BOOOOO"
>Jump back in fear
>Next thing I know one of the kids I'd been playing flashlight tag with is on the ground groaning in pain
>He'd been hiding and jumped out to scare me
>Rest of friends come over like "ahh dude why'd you hit him?"
>I was confused so I apologized
>Neighbor mom comes out and gets mad and tells us to all go home
>Kid didn't live in the neighborhood, he was just visiting one of my friends so I never saw him again.
I never touched the kid and I still don't understand what happened.
I guess he could have took a flop but I'd hardly said two words to him before that point. Maybe he just wanted attention idk. I also wasn't a huge kid and had no fighting experience, so I doubt I could have just laid him out like that.
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