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All these NOPE threads all the time. What gives /x/? Let's have a Yep thread for once.
>>17917254
How would that work? Just curious.
>See OP's thread
>Sure he's a faggot, but check it anyway
>Is OP a faggot?
YEP
what, like positive stories about ghosts/spirits/aliums?
>>17917254
I think OP means happy petowners/trainers of freaky shit. But OP can't even post on 4Chan correctly.
It is customary to provide your own example of such a story, OP...
>>17917284
>customary
Wait you mean Yep threads are already a thing? With preexisting customs and the like?
>>17917254
>hot as fuck summer night, power goes out
>dark as hell in house but we all had little flashlights
>they sucked but at least we could see a little bit
>mom starts screaming, saying she saw someone in a mask
>it was me
She hit me with a sandal afterwards but it was so worth it
>>17917303
>we all had little flashlights
>they sucked
Heuheuheu
>>17917284
Don't you see how many Familiar pets Poppa Dale has commandeered!?
>fukn yep
>>17917254
Look what was in Paris tonight
Look behind the smoke.
>>17917499
The eiffel tower? Or the two eyes on the left?
>>17917503
Focus on the eyes and you see him
>>17917509
its trumperino yall
>>17917509
ayy eiffelmao
>>17917254
Well? Start, you dumb fuck.
Give an example. If you're going to make a thread, get the damn ball rolling.
Good threads die, cause of shit heads like you.
As always, OP is a faggot.
>>17917509
me on the left
>>17917288
Learn to start a thread, you idiot.
>>17917499
What? Just sand niggers practicing their religion of peace.
>>17917509
GOZIRRA
>>17917593
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>>17917303
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>>17917655
Fuckin YEP.
I wish we had public space ships
>>17917509
LOST AND YEPPED
>>17918536
>entire board is cancer
You either point out which parts look like cancer to you or you are the cancer that is demotivating /x/.
I went to a graveyard yesterday. It wasn't at night or anything but it was still a spoopy graveyard.
I actually had a really serene time looking around.
>>17917254
>Let's have a Yep thread for once.
Do you know where you are?
/x/ - Paranormal. Home of spooky shit. If you're looking for a feel-good circle jerk, there are plenty of other boards that will accommodate you.
>>17917256>>17917275>>17917593>>17919963
>tfw spontaneous /b/andwagon behavior is dead
Mhmm.
>>17919963
ya but its a SPOOKY yep xD
>>17921071
kys summer
>>17917303
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>>17917668
I'm actually quite enjoying these sorts of stories.
Does this work?
>>17921351
Yep. Doc sounds like that anon's future self. No other way it would have that level of information about the extra aspects of his daily life without giving him the telepath vibe. No idea what he'll end doing to get abilities like those.
>>17917254
Apparentaly u have never met me.
MIB
>>17922536
Yep
>>17922389
Sounds like uv met KGB.
>>17922540
Nope
>Know Paranoid /x/ Chick. (She isnt the brightest bulb if you know what i mean)
>Thunderstorm
>She texts me because she feels spooked
>I ask her bullshit like "are your electronics or your TV acting weird? (Remember, thunderstorm)
>She freaks out because the TV signal is disrupted.
>"Anon ,how did you know?"
>"Im an Expert on these things."
>"Why yes, Anon it suddenly feels cold in here!"
>"Anon my Wifi was just gone!"
>Wind smashes a door shut in her house.
>She goes in absolute panic mode.
>"Anon please can i come over?"
YEP
>be me
>be ghost
>tired of walking through this astral plane
>want to settle down
>eureka.jpg
>find a nice, comfy looking house
>decide to move in there
>can just walk through the walls to get in because I'm a ghost and shit
>notice that it's already got a family living in it
>within minutes of walking in, I get spotted by the mom
>she lets out a scream and runs to her husband
>learn to activate my invisibility all the time
>few days later want to make some food, as I haven't eaten for decades
>want to know what tools I'm working with so I open all the cupboards
>find a pan
>it's no good
>search through all of them to get a good one
>throw all the shitty ones over my shoulder
>realise that I have no food to cook
>get tired and fall asleep on a rocking chair in the kitchen
>get rudely woken up by screams
>I see all the family looking in fear and confusion
>the dad announces that he had a bad feeling about this place and that they're moving in with their grandparents until this place is sold
>have the place to myself
>place doesn't get sold because no one understanda that ghostlivesmatter
>feelsgood
YEP
>>17922781
Nice
>>17917254
>be me
>living rigth next to the woods
>walk a deer trail late one nigth
>moonligth + summer means its pretty bright out
>sparking up a fatty
>getting pretty mellow tho!
>hear faint branches cracking
>freeze up in the middle of the trail
>paranoid spooky /x/ mode enabled
>hear something getting closer
>branches cracking, foot steps, branches getting the disturbed
>the whole nine yards
>i havent made a sound for the past 4 minutes
>take a drag of my spliff
>what ever it is is really close now
>just around the bend on the trail i can make out the shape of horns
>about to have heart attack
>it takes a couple more steeps
>i can see it clearly now
>its a motherfucking deer
>it looks rigth at me
>i take another drag of the spliff
>its just standing there
>i walk of to the side
>as soon as i move it jumps in the air and starts running away
>still standing by the side of the trail
>it dident run far mabey 5 meters
>it slowly comes back stops when it sees me
>then it walks past me
>take another drag
>yupp
>>17917265
Kek
>>17917668
Jeepman is a legend. He's normally off the grid on adventures. Some dickhead on /k/ tried to get him sent to prison and jeepman sued him for a lot of money, m otherfuckers loaded now with suppressed ar-15's night vision gear and his own compound. I wish he posted more.
>>17923026
Playing that game at the moment
When does it become fun?
>>17917256
>See spoopy thing or hear spoopy noise
>Instead of running away like a bitch, get excited and investigate
>YEP
>>17917303
>gym class
>storage space was left open
>Full of gym stuff you can do acrobatics on and shit
>Dark as fuck
>Decide to go in and take a look around
>hear someone coming
>Hide behind a stack of judomats in case its the teacher
>I dun want no trubble
>Its a class mate
>She came in to get one of the devices
>litterally inches away from me crouching in the dark
>Figure she spotted me, casually get up
>She didnt
>jumps up, screams and runs out of the storage room
>Everyone thinks im a creeper
>yep
>make thread about fear of hell and pascals's wager
>twice
>deleted both times
>meanwhile this thread has been up for days
>>17922781
Hahahahaha
YEP
>>17924349
It's not be like it is, it's how it what become.
>>17924505
Man who is make thing great...
...SQUISH! Like grape!
I have an unnaturally high affinity with animals, so I am able to take great pictures of them. As a matter fact, I just took these pictures out on my front porch. There was a giant frog the size of my fist, and an even bigger, beautiful moth that was trying to land in my hair. I didn't let it, but I did gently pet the frog after photographing it, and I even smoked with the animals. Now, you would usually think that this would be enough to freak out a small animal, but the toad was so chill that it wound up eating in front of me.
>>17925447
Here's one good shot of the moth, this time with flash. You can really making out the details on it's cute, feathery antennae. Moths and toads alike are both creatures traditionally associated with the paranormal.
>>17924349
You could claim /x/ was always shit but I know that it was not.
When I started lurking in 2010, /x/ had at least one tab dedicated to it.
Now when I am really bored, fapped already twice and don't know what to do with my life I check back and see if it got better and just close the tab in disappointment again after 5 minutes.
Is there any board that suffered a worse fate?
>>17923018
Yep
>>17917254
Wouldn't "yep" moments basically be /sum/?
>>17925454
Is that this thing? Been wondering what species this is for a while now.
>>17917668
This is some Scooby Doo Villain Tier shit. Damn.
>>17917265
well i gues thats how it works
Never typed this story out before but this seems like the place to do it.
>Be 18, doing mushrooms with friends
>One thing leads to another and I end up ingesting a little under 20 grams of dried, mostly stems
>Become one with the animal within
>Take off into the dense forests, filled with hiking/biking trails of our small mountain town
>Only memories of this time are running, watching my skin bubble and melt, and hunting my friends who had pursued me
>I would loop back through dense bush and ambush them on the trails
>at some point I black out, wake up a day later at home.
>find out later that day that my friends never caught up to me in the forest.
>I somehow had the sense to call them when I got to somewhere I recognized as being very far from home
>I hunted hikers and bikers for a little over 8 hours while making my way through nearly 15km of forest
>cousin picked me up, parents never found out
YEP
Here's some paranormal yep from a house I used to live in
>Be 16
>House is haunted as fuck, me and mom too poor to leave
>Ghosts in house mostly harmless, but like to fuck with us
>Actually talk to us on some occasions
>Playing RE4 on GC
>TV goes black
>techsupport.gif
>TV comes back, ghost woman who normally haunted the kitchen
>"You and that woman living here are terrible cooks. It is my kitchen. Leave the cooking to me."
>Point out that she is doing
>She tells me I'm delusional
>I tell her if she's alive and such a good cook, then make me a sandwich
>TV goes back to game
>Bumping around in kitchen for a few minutes, then quiet.
>MFW I repelled an annoying ghost with logic and sexism
Same chick liked to stand naked in the bathroom looking at herself in the mirror. Would get pissed and leave if I stared at her and fapped. Worked every time.
>>17926134
Meant to say point out she's dead. Damn you autocorrect.
>>17926134
Anon that was mean
>knocking at door late at night
>very old decrepit women
>just says hello
>ask what they want
>they ask if I'm alone in there
>slam door on them
>find out later they were a neighbor who just had really bad dementia and got lost outside at night
>>17926134
>>17926490
Fuckin' YEP.
>>17924349
>pascals's wager
i like this point of view better, its kinda the same tho
pic obviously related
>>17927015
You don't tell me what to do Marcus Aurelius retard
>>17921351
No homo but I'd go to bed naked and it a sign saying "fuck me." You know, for science
>>17925454
Both appear to be the imperial moth, Eacles imperialis, found in the Eastern United States
>>17925808
I forgot to quote you here >>17927486
>>17927015
Marcus is assuming anything done here on Earth is relevant. Quite a lot of hubris there. Obviously when the Romans couldn't make their own gods and had to adopt the Greek ones, they left the Greek ideals behind.
>get pulled over for speeding
>"But officer, I've mastered the hardest raids in WoW, and am the top player in the nation!"
>"What the fuck are you talking about? Here's your ticket."
>>17920722
whoa spooky he lo9ks like guy fieri
>>17927015
have you even read about pascal's wager?
how can you know that if there is a god that he doesn't care about you?
that is the whole premise of abrahamic religions
>>17925447
that's a fucking cane toad mate, good as roadkill only
