Hey /x/ - Haven't seen any good threads around for nopes and just general wtf type of stuff. Hopefully we can get one going. I'll start.
>Have extensive Armed Security for private companies
>Get hired onto a construction security company in the bay area of Florida
>Be told i'm doing graveyard shifts from 12am to 0630am
>Fine with me
>Site is a high school thats being renovated
>Third night shift on the third week with this company
>Told when I started things get hairy in the middle of the night
>Nothing new to me
>Shift starts like any other shift
>Get here
>make sure my take downs and hide aways are functioning
>dash cam is good to go and my laptop is plugged in
>normal pre start shit
>Officer i'm relieving said some odd noises are coming from around the area
>Nod it off
>Start 'trollin' the campus
>Be about 0130 and I hear my first oddity
>Sounds like screaming from the football field
>Mind you from the football field and up on the right side of the campus is completely demolished with construction shit everywhere
>Giant maze of industrial equipment and building supplies
Cont?
>>17905421
I give you the green light on continuing.
>>17905421
>Stay put with my NVG mono scanning the field and the darkness beyond it
>10 minutes go by with nothing
>so I back off and pull out to finish my patrolling.
>First patrol is over with
>Log my time and file a report for the oddity that happened
>Pull back up to the front and park my unit off to the side under a garage wall that was protected on the entire right side
>Dick around with some Pokemon Go and smoke a cigarette, fuck with Age of Empires on steam (Personal wifi in my car, woop!)
>0230 rolls around, pull off to patrol again
>Get to the middle of the admin parking lot thats being built with I hear the first sign of trouble
>I drive with my left window down for noise purposes while my other windows are CVPI tier tint so I feel confident no one or nothing can see in
>Hear what sounds like a giant 2x4 hitting the side of the building with force that likens to Thor shitting out a planet
>I black out and code 1 my way over to that area
>Stop mid drive to listen for anyone
>Hear what sounds like a bunch of sticks with rubber pads on the ends running through the cargo crates
>What followed that is something I will never forget
>It sounded like a mix of coyote, lion and a velociraptor put into one
>At that moment my blood when cold
>I backed my unit up and called for LEOs to get to my site pronto
>Explain the situation to them and the responder replies "Oh shit its back"
>"Wait, whats back? What 'Oh shit its back'?! Whats back!?"
>>17905465
keep going op I'm bored and you're decent at this
>>17905478
>this
>>17905421
>As i'm finishing my question, I hear the same running sound again, but from behind me.
>Then something I wish I never heard before
>I heard the side door to the front building swing open and slam into the brick behind it
>I peel out and code lights and sirens to the main area of the building where the door is located
>As i'm turning the corner with my lights and sirens, 3 city police officers are pulling in with their lights on as well
>2 more city LEOs and a deputy pull into the back area of the school building
>At this point i'm almost shitting my pants because this is something i've never dealt with before
>Draw my .45 ACP Taurus and turn my maglight on
>Side peek the door way and see nothing by dead darkness being cut through by the torch of a thousand suns
>Officers stack up behind me
>That's when it screeched something aweful. Something that comes from the pits of hell - almost as if it were talking
>Thats when it donned on me. It is talking. In between inhuman grunts I could just pick out words
>"Me heaven." // "Me brick solitude" // "Belong here no no" Followed by a deep grunt and an ending that sounded like a wheezing lung cancer patients last breath
>Get word from the other officers that we're breaching
>I'm point, hit the room with speed and pinpoint stillness
>The room is trashed. Seats ripped from the concrete and thrown 25 yards, wall bricks missing layers, doors cracked.
>We finish clearing the main building and find little red drops
>Its blood. Wtf.jpeg
>Follow the drips until they turn into a steady streaks
>Were all on high alert, following the trail but checking doors and rooms and behind us the entire way down the hallway
>Follow the streak into a room and theres a coyote ripped in half hanging from the ceiling fan
>We all back out slowly
You guys should call Florida man to come grab his fucked up pet.
>>17905499
>>17905499
>>17905465
>>17905421
Thought this was gunna be about ghosts, but I'm still interested OP, please continue.
>>17905534
It most certainly will not be.
>>17905530
bored anon is PLEASED
>>17905421
>All the sudden a screech comes from outside
>"ARE THERE FUCKING TWO OF THEM!?"
>We all carefully start to hustle the fuck out towards the screeching
>I was third to clear the building and come out onto the pavement
>By now its almost 0430
>Looked up just in time to see a shadow scaling the left side of the wall, about 30 feet up
>Then nothing
>Complete deadness
>After it was all said and done, 6 officers saw it, including myself. 6 and myself heard it.
>We all still don't know what it is
>Had a K9 stationed with me until we both got off at 0630
>For the rest of the night K9 Tyko was going nuts every 30 minutes or so and we were constantly looking over our shoulders
>Kept getting glimpses of shadows moving to and away from us
Wrote this when I got off shift this morning. Posting it to here. So far the nights been quiet.
>>17905499
moar please I have to go to work soon
Pic related to NOPE
>>17905421
I can update with pictures of where I first heard the noises and stuff - if anyone is interdasted.
>>17905559
And I believe my dash cam was running when I heard the 2x4. Not sure though.
If that is real its fucking creepy as fuck. Sadly I got no nope stories I never experienced anything really that scary.
>>17905559
Yea were interdasted OP.
Keep dumping what you've got from your experience.
What do you think it was?
Did the cops say anything?
>>17905575
I'll keep posting. Idk how long this thread will be up, but I have the DC footage of when I was turning around to head back down into the back alley way and I saw its, well what I assume was its shadow. I'll post it tomorrow, i'll drive around and take pics of the locations and shit. But now. No one even got a clear look at it. It was like it was there inside the building with us and then boom. Nothing else. It was gone and outside. And I have no idea where the yote came from, i'm behind 2 double locked fences that surround the area.
>>17905573
Work graveyard night shifts. You will.
What kind of self-respecting security employee carries a fucking Taurus.
>>17905575
Counstruction area for example
>>17905608
>>17905608
My Taurus PT 845 is as smooth as your moms pussy lips. Don't question my choices.
>>17905543
Is there an official police report about this?
>>17905629
No, because it's not true.
>>17905629
I would like to believe so. Their Sargeant was here with us when we went in. He was one of the first few to leave, I'd like to think he went somewhere well lit and wrote it up.
>>17905633
3edgy5u
>>17905633
beat it you fucking nerd
some of us are trying to be entertained
>>17905652
Made me lol. I have stories from other security details as well. From funny to what in the fuck is that such as this green text
>>17905421
Is anyone else still wanting to me to upload the pictures?
>>17905660
Do it.
>>17905660
Post pictures
>>17905660
With more text
>>17905657
no problem bro, do your thing
i'm interested in more stories & pics
>>17905664
>This is where I where I saw the first hint of a shadow, jumping from crate, and also when I heard the foot steps infront and behind me.
>>17905687
Omit the first "Where I"
>>17905687
The top left hand corner of the brick wall was where I saw it at.
>>17905566
Upload and link?
>>17905421
Do it. I've also got an ongoing nope story to post
>>17905761
Post it, or whatever much you have right now.
>>17905499
>"Me heaven." // "Me brick solitude" // "Belong here no no"
So was it saying that IT doesn't belong there, or that YOU don't belong there?
Tis a bit ambiguous...
They're hunting you now OP. Hope you got some good hoodoo on that piece you're packing.
>>17906590
Is this the new courtain peeking fat deerman ?
>>17906590
>>17906795
I think im onto something.
Its the legendary genie of /fit/
This is some of the worst fucking writing I've ever had the displeasure of reading. Like, holy fuck. Read a few books on writing before you try to write anything ever again.
>>17906805
kek
>>17906808
How about you eat a bag of dicks you whiny kike.
His posts are entertaining.
>>17906808
Go upstairs and brush your hair, sweetie, the grown-ups need to talk.
>>17906868
>>17906941
Epic attempts at condescending mature redditspeak my friends.
Consider an immediate suicide
>>17905421
To every fucker telling a story. ALWAYS COMPLETE IT.
If you are bothering to start it, FINISH IT. Never just post Cont? just do it.
Better yet, write out your story before hand in word or whatever, then just copy and paste it.
>>17908214
this specific post should be stickied.
"Cont?" YES, EVEN IF YOU STORY IS SHIT. Then we can laugh at it, rather than wait to see if you ever post it all. You are not wasting any extra kilobytes on the internet.
>>17908599
Dubs of truth.
Thirded.
>>17905689
Have any pictures of the dead coyote or the trashed rooms?
>>17905499
>Taurus
So the other day I turned off the lights and started walking to bed like normal, right as I put my first leg up to get into bed, something fucking grabbed my foot that was still on the ground.
Anyone ever experience this? I have no clue wtf it was. My heart beats like crazy and I get scared walking in the dark now I literally turn off the light and run to bed
>>17905499
Sounds like those retard rock trolls in the Witcher 3. Getting a kick out of the thought of you guys smashing into a room and Geralts trying to talk to some dumb rock troll to stop scating the piss out of people.
>>17909167
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought that
>>17905687
Lowkey looks like there's a figure on the roof to the right of that light. May just be a camera trick.
>>17905687
post ceiling coyote or blood pics
>>17905608
>>17905608
What kind of self respecting gun owner carries a fucking Taurus is the more appropriate question. I know this isn't /k/ but glock, beretta, Springfield, FNH, hell even a sig or S&W would have been a better choice.
>>17910100
Sometimes you can afford the bear, and sometimes the bear can afford you
I don't know if this is the appropriate thread to post this, but I suppose it's the closest thing in the front page.
>a few years ago, while in college
>I was much more into /x/ back then
>found one of those mini-ARG sites, where you complete a bunch of obscure riddles and puzzles to advance levels
>I don't remember its name, but the whole theme of the site was rather scary, if not disturbing
>I would spend many hours trying to solve the puzzles
>I would take notes and study them, even in class, eagerly waiting to get back to my computer and keep playing
>then one day, out of the sudden, I felt extremely ill while in class, while reading my ARG notes
>severe anxiety, dizziness, vertigo
>it didn't last too long, but it felt like shit
>I was confused and scared, and blamed the game
>I felt like it was driving me crazy
>as I'm not superstitious, I did not believe that the ARG had some kind of paranormal impact on me, but I did consider the fact that it could be making me somewhat paranoid and obsessed
>so I gave it up. never tried playing it again as I was extremely scared of it
>the anxiety never gave away though
>still to this day it gets progressively worse
>depression, anxiety, phobias
>it most likely is a coincidence, as I always felt a little depressed, shy and stressed, but who knows
>some time after I gave up on the ARG, I got diagnosed with a terminal neurological disease. this disease can in fact create or amplify depression and anxiety
I know, it all sounds like a big coincidence. I'm not convinced of the opposite, really, just wanted to mention this story.
Funny thing is that I've almost completely forgotten everything about that ARG, like my conscience has blocked it out completely. I don't remember the name of the game, how it looked, what the puzzles were about or anything else. But I'm SURE it existed.
I should look into my old college notebooks. Maybe I can find the ARG notes I wrote among them.
If you know anything about this ARG, please say so.
>>17905421
>>17905465
You're a security guard and you drive a car. Stop calling yourself officers and your car a unit you fucking try hard.
>last year
>Flipping an old house that's huge, over 4000 square feet, built in 1909 with acre of property and all the other houses in the neighbourhood are yuge
>I live in the houses I flip so I do t have to pay for a place to stay.
>This house has great potential as it's great area and property and huge house but it's a dump. Flippers wet dream.
>A few weeks in I'm working until like 3 am because I work a lotof hours
>GGottamakethatpaper.jpg
>Call it quits, shut off the machinery.
>It was loud as fyck in there and now sudden peace and quiet.
>I hit up some porn site to rub one out before I turn in.
>All the sudden I hear this conversation going. Sounds like kids talking. It was quite clear (obviously 2 kids talking) but not clear enough to hear the words. Almost as if they were talking right outside on the porch
>Its 3fucking am why are kids talking on my property?
>Go outside to pull a Clint Eastwood "get off my lawn"
>No one is there.
>Supwr spooked now.
>I tell myself just to go to sleep, my helper would be there in a few hours.
>Nothing comes of it
>I tell my helper what happened and he makes a joke about me losing it from working too much.
>Ff a couple weeks.
>Helper is in the basement tearing out some walls when I hear him yelp out
>I call his name but he does t answer so I'm worried he fried himself or something on some ancient electrical wire or something.
>Hes standing therr, doesn't even look at me, he just points to the cavity he just made in the wall.
>There's a skeleton of what appears to be a child
>I remember now those kids I heard talking a few weeks earlier
>Spoiled
Anyway police said it was probably a turn of the century baby that was born to the daughter of a wealthy family that lived there out of wedlock that they hid to hide her shame that died likely from some illness, or a child from one of their help, as they had servanta living quarters in the place and the servants were too poor to get a proper burial.
Red tape like a mother fucker
I accidentally made a second nope thread. Couldn't find this one. Posted all of my nopes there if anyone is interested. On an unrelated note anyone who is shitting on that anon for owning a taurus probably doesn't even own a gun.
Taurus > all swords and knives, nogun
>>17910219
Hey m8.
Just go tell your family you are gay already. Its okay. Its 2016.
>>17912431
>Lel ur gay
Try harder next time you fucking rent-a-cop. Your fucking story isn't even well written.
>cops who have dealt with spooky before are going to let the security fag with the bare minimum of training into the stack, let alone lead it.
Your Paul Blart looking ass would be told to fucking leave.
>>17905465
You sound like a Mall Ninja.
just posted in another thread but. this isn't paranormal and i wasn't that scared at the time but looking back it seems pretty strange
>be me, go outside around 4am on a rainy night to smoke a cig
>im walking down the street when i see an 18 wheeler in the bigass parking lot across the street from my neighborhood
>you have to follow a short driveway through some trees to get to the houses in my complex
>the 18 wheeler has its lights on which i think is kinda sus at 4 am but i just brush it off and keep walking and smoking
>look back and the trucks lights are all off now, but it's moving, someone's driving it with the lights off
>really weirded out now and i watch as the truck slowly and quietly pulls out of the parking lot and backs into the driveway into my hood
>was gonna go straight back after cigs done but i decide to walk around a few more minutes bc im rly weirded out >walk further up the street, it's quiet and rain is falling slightly
>hear the sound of a chain dragging along the concrete
>fucking weird as shit
>i see the shadow of a medium sized four legged animal, think it's a rly big cat or medium sized dog
>it's waking towards me
>im not gonna run bc it may chase me and fuck that im a little out of shape i probably can't outrun a dog for that long
>as it gets closer to me i realize it's not really intent on getting to me, kinda jus walking slowly down the street, chain dragging
>im trying to act like a hardass, thinking about how they say dogs can smell fear
>dog comes up to me, i realize there's patches out of its fur, dog is really skinny and just looks abandoned and worn
>i pet him for a few, try to give him some water from my bottle even tho it's raining out
>dog just keeps on walking down the street after a few seconds
>don't notice a tag so i just let him do his thing
>slight strange but
>about ten minutes later car is coming down the street very slowly
>get really paranoid, think about running
>blue lights come on
>it's a cop
>>17915539
black cop basically tells me there's been a rash of break-ins in the area and that i nearly matched the suspect description, a young adult male in a hoodie. but he can tell im not really up to any bad shit so he lets me go and kinda warns me i shouldn't be out at this time or i might get into some bad shit. glad he was as chill as he was.
>when i get back the 18 wheeler is gone
not in the parking lot across the street, not in my driveway. im still really confused as to why the driver did something like that, it seemed like he was trying to be really sneaky about the shit too. maybe he was just trying to fuck with me. i don't know.
>>17905465
>file a report for the oddity that happened
Yeah I'm sure. Your boss reads it as "heard a spoopy noise coming the vicinity of the football field at approx. 1:13AM. did not investigate."
Boss summarily relieves your autistic ass of your elite security guard position.
gitgud @ story time pls
>>17905543
>inb4 "just a prank br0"
>>17905547
i wouldn't have that saved. 3 spoopy and fucking creepy.
>>17913564
This
Secos think theyre the sickest cunts but theyre usually shit cunts who cant get into a real leo position
>>17915781
Then you have the sickest shit cunts and the shittiest sick cunts.
When will it end...
This is a scary thread
>>17915541
did you tell the cop about the 18 wheeler?
>>17917722
nah and lookin back he probably would have driven me back to my place if id asked. but honestly it slipped my mind with the other events.
>>17910221
10/10 story anon. Hit me hard in the feels ;-;
This happened last winter and I got paranoid as fuck for a while.
>work night shifts as a baby sitter
>get back home at 6 in the morning, it's dark since it's winter
>walk through a large park on my way home as a shortcut
>the park is huge and might as well be a forest
>hear a deep growling behind me and something throwing a stick after me
>nope and run like hell
>walk back home the normal way, really nice neighbourhood with pretty houses and kind neighbours
>hear the growling again. It comes from above like someone was standing on a roof
>something throws another stick after me
>Jesus fuck almighty I ran like hell
>go back home taking another route
>it snowed so there was a thin film of snow on the ground, street, everything was covered with thus thin blanket of snow
>hear the same growling but a distance away
>run, never bother to look back
>try to lose this thing so I take the subway
>wait in the station until it comes
>hear the growl and a woman's voice
>I hide behind a few trees and bushes nearby
>distinctly hear the woman speak by herself, walking down the street past me
>wait in hiding until the tram comes, then ran to it
>looking back, I see my own footsteps but nothing more in the snow
>I clearly heard the woman walk on the street right by the spot where I was hidden but there were absolutely no other tracks but mine on the fresh snow
>fuck shit fuck, get in tram and ride around the city until there's enough people and activity to go back home safely so I won't get raped and murdered or whatever the spoops do to you.
>>17910219
This. OP is probably ex-military and still calls his hat a "cover."
>>17905499
>>Officers stack up behind me
Police officers show up to seen with some hostile, dangerous creature and have the civilian security guard in the lead. Yeah fucking right.
>>17908625
why would anybody photograph boring stuff like that when there's empty parking lots and blank walls nearby just begging to be recorded
