Okay look, I've been looking for days for this fucking skit. i've found things LIKE it, but not at all what it actually is. Hell it took me a while just to find this fucking board because i'm drunk and retarded, so here it goes:
>alcoholic gets elected president
>alcoholic is supposed to drink only one and a half drink a day, because of a secret society dictates that is what is best
>alcoholic drinks more then one and a half drink one day and starts a nuclear war
it was a british comedy, pretty sure it had the same cast from "That Mitchell And Webb Look" though I could be wrong
please fucking help me i'm going to go insane
in the meantime, have a picture of albert hoffman, the man who invented LSD on accident.
for the love of all that is holy, SOMEBODY has to know what skit i'm talking about.
GOD DAMNIT I KNOW YOU KNOW
Hello my friends.
I was hoping that someone knows who the artist for this image was and if maybe theres more in this style(Modern martial arts clothing/sports clothing).
artgerm
>>33258
Thank you very much my good man!
Looking for an ID for this font or anything similar.
>>33221
Even if someone would be able to just vectorize it would be better . I just need the TIGA
>>33221
try to check military / tactical fonts
http://www.1001fonts.com/military-fonts.html
nothing too similar, but perhaps you are happy with one of them
>>33221
http://www.fontsquirrel.com/fonts/Capture-it
Anyone feel like solving quadratic formulas?
Forget it, most of us on 4chan are either too dumb to do them or just forgot it.
Also underage b8
>>33210
I can do all of that in my head but I'm too lazy to write it down. Next time be less greedy op. You should do most of your work too and only ask for help with the hard shit.
>>33209
dude, you have to be at least 18 to come here. take your sophomore shit and get out
I once had to route a cable connection using my PC.
Since that, I connect to any wifi, but with no access to internet.
I used the following commands in the command prompt:
netsh wlan set hostednetwork mode=allow ssid=[name] key=[password]
netsh wlan start hosted network
Thats all, any way to fix?
>>33148
Windows 8.1 64 bits
>>33148
I assume you tried
netsh wlan stop hostednetwork
Driver's supposed to work anyway though.
Have you set a static ip?
I'm making a CMS, and for convinience, I'm making it more or less config file-based. It's actually going quite fine in important matters like range of formats and security (OWASP compliance), but I'm stuck in the most trivial shit. Could I get some help, please?
In a part of my config file-like array, I have a section that deals with grouping divs, but I need it to support tree-like grouping, so I'm making it either have formatted content or the name of a different group of subdivs. For example, let's assume a boutique's site and say I'm defining the id specific piece of clothing view, where have two main divs, "top" and "bottom". "Top" contains the title, and the sub-divs "right" and "left". "right" contains a main image and a set of subimages, and "left" contains the size, color and whatnot, as well as the sub-div "prices", where it lists prices for units and in mass. Lastly, "bottom" has the description.
So, in three view, it would be something like this (with the final formatted data having a "[" prefix):
top
__ [title
__ left
____ [main image
____ [subimages
__ right
____ [size
____ [color
____ prices
______ [unity
______ [mass
____ [others
bottom
__ [description
In the config file-like array, it looks kinda like this (ignoring "array" definitions and abbreviating data/other group array pairs)
'top'=>(
_ ('data',(title)),
_ ('other groups',(right,left))
), //top
'bottom'=>(
_ ('d',(description))
), //bottom
'left=>(
_ ('d',(main image,subimages))
), //left
'right'=>(
_ ('d',(size,color)),
_ ('o',(prices)),
_ ('d',(others))
), //right
'prices'=>(
_ ('d',(unity,mass))
), //prices
I understand I need some sort of recursion for it, but I try and try and can't come up with it - I've never really used recursion since college.
I'm using codeigniter, a MVC system, and of course, the recursive function should go on the model.
How would you solve that, considering how I need to print both opening and closing tags? I'm fine with changing any of my structures.
>>33026
Why in the shit are you marking up a tree like that?
Why are you inventing your own markup language?
No wonder it's difficult to parse: it makes no goddamn sense. You're marking up a tree, but your home-made language is powerful enough to markup a cyclic graph. When it comes to stuff you need to parse, "powerful" is not a good thing.
Just use JSON or XML like any normal person.
Hell, even your 'three view' would be easier to parse, as it can only represent trees.
>>33047
That's the thing. Maybe I'm overcomplicating it.
But no, it's not my own markup language. I'm just using a php array stored in a model. I wrote it like that in OP to save space, as I went way over 2k characters.
And I think I might have come with the solution myself, right now. I still haven't implemented it, but what do you think of something like this?
Array tree for the same example:
array(
__ array("top",array(
__ __ array("left",array(
__ __ __ "img1",
__ __ __ "imgG"
__ __ )), //left
__ __ array("right",array(
__ __ __ "color",
__ __ __ "size",
__ __ __ array("prices",array(
__ __ __ __ "single","mass"
__ __ __ )), //prices
__ __ __ "others"
__ __ )), //right
__ ), //top
__ array("bottom",array(
__ __ __ "description"
__ )), //bottom
)
Recursive function:
function recursivething($arrayname,$array) {
__ $recvalue = "";
__ foreach ($array as $subname=>$subvalue):
__ __ if (is_array($subvalue)):
__ __ __ $recvalue .= "<div id=\"$subname\">" . "\n";
__ __ __ $recvalue .= $this->recursivething($subname,$subvalue) . "\n";
__ __ __ $recvalue .= </div><!-- .$subname" --> . "\n";
__ __ else:
__ __ __ $recvalue = [process data];
__ __ endif;
__ endforeach;
__ return $recvalue;
}
Though I'm still not sure if it's gonna work, as I'm sleepy and I'm planning on implementing 'til tomorrow. But what do you think? Makes sense?
>>33047
>>33053
Ah, wait, found a mistake.
The array is using unkeyed arrays with two values (title and array) for the subdivs, and the recursive function is looking for keys.
So the array would be something like this:
array(
__ "top"=>array(
__ __ "left"=>array(
__ __ __ "img1",
__ __ __ "imgG"
__ __ ), //left
__ __ "right"=>array(
__ __ __ "color",
__ __ __ "size",
__ __ __ "prices"=>array(
__ __ __ __ "single","mass"
__ __ __ ), //prices
__ __ __ "others"
__ __ ), //right
__ ), //top
__ "bottom"=>array(
__ __ __ "description"
__ ), //bottom
)
What do you think?
Who is this?
>>32964
me
>>33057
hi
What are some of the essential Studio Ghibli movies?
>>32948
all of them anon. just start watching
easy answer: all of them, but you may omit the movies of Goro Miyazaki and Ocean Waves (TV movie).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Studio_Ghibli#Films
we've just recently had a thread ranking all the ghibli movies: >>28262
going by that thread i'd say Mononoke-hime, Spirited Away and Kiki's Delivery Service are top notch by /wsr/ consensus
Can some pro make this image 1920x1080 and somewhat hd. Thanks!
Beautiful. Thanks!
The rock band Queens of the Stone Age have the great 2002 album "Songs for the Deaf". Great music you know. After some years, i found a instrumental version of the album and it was perfect.
>This was around 2010.
Passed years, i lost the hard drive with my songs, and now i'm looking again for this album, but no success.
I founded pieces of information in some sites like:
>vk com/topic-6212_29458541 (i think i founded here in 2010)
>www somekindofawesome com/journal/2010/6/6/sunday-pickup-queens-of-the-stone-age-songs-for-the-deaf-ins.html
>www youtube com/watch?v=bnrDbVv4eGk (this is one of the songs in the album)
The proof that this album really exists
>www umusicpub co uk/en-GB/Digital-Music-Library/album/41741/a-song-for-the-deaf-instrumentals-
This may be a hard one.
I'm looking for this album for a long long time and im requesting help.
a bump
http://junglevibe1.net/tracks/queens_of_the_stone_age_instrumental.html
I found this site which seems to have them all except for:
You Think You Ain't Worth A Dollar But I Feel Like A Millionaire (Instrumental)
God Is On The Radio (Instrumental)
Another Love Song (Instrumental)
I've listened to them on the site but not tried downloading them so I don't know how legit it is, but those ones are there.
>>32619
Thanks! In this computer i can't listen or download to see if it is legit, only in my home i can try.
But thanks for the effort!
What's the best JRPG for someone who's never played one?
final fantasy iv
>>28558
Chrono Trigger
Final Fantasy VII
TIFU
I'm not going into specifics, but basically I went on a website on my iPad. And it opened new tabs, stupidly I decided to click on them, in order to close them. A pop-up happened, and it said I'd been busted for CP, and that I was being watched, through cam, and that audio was being taken. And that I had to pay cops, them, to stop. I know it's fake, I heard about this scam, a few years back. Anyway i shat myself, managed to close the tab, turn off safaris access to Camera, can't do anything about the microphone though. And turned off the internet. And the iPad.
What should I do now? Am I fucked?
>>33172
Safari doesn't have access to the microphone anyway.
It's not possible for a webpage to use the camera: all enabling the camera for Safari does is make "Take Photo or Video" work when you upload a file.
Safari can never take a picture unless you tap "Take Photo or Video", and you have to frame the picture yourself and press the shutter.
>>33172
Or, to put it another way, if it's real you should be delighted: exploits that can do that on iOS retail for $1,000,000 (not an exaggeration; there was one in the press recently), and someone wasted one on trying to scam you.
Their loss: it's still a zero-day, and there's still agencies that would pay you the price of a house just for the URL so they can reverse-engineer it.
>>33172
dude, just stop looking at kiddy pics. its not cool
What is the best vpn host? I have gotten a little nervous with downloading torrents and desu surfing the internet in general, so i have decided to subscribe to a VPN host. I want to torrent en browse safely, but also as fast as possible (running 180mbps internet). What i dont want is that my information is shared with the Chinese or US governments (or any entity for that matter). Do any of you use VPN hosts and what are your experiences? Are there better alternatives?
>pic related, my favorite based on my internet research
>>33139
My checklist
No logs whatsoever
DNS leak protection
Allows p2p (duh)
Which protocols are supported
Allows cryptocurrency payment
DMCA policy
Number of servers and where
Just switched to nordvpn after a year on PIA (no particular reason), pretty pleased wit both desu senpai.
>>33152
What download speeds you get, when torrenting?
Have a read through this OP.
https://torrentfreak.com/anonymous-vpn-service-provider-review-2015-150228/
what are the square things haning from the notes? How are they called?
>>33137
>square things
I don't see square things. If you mean ,then they are called sharp signs (or diesis), see
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharp_(music)
If you mean the black lines, beams or flags.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beam_(music)
>>33150
I mean these beams, hanging*** from the notes
What do they do?
>>33151
i don't know, but i would guess glide/slide?
Anyone got a torrent? I can't connect to kat.cr for some reason
Get it from TPB... Or any other semi-decent torrent site for that matter
https://kickass.unblocked.li/
![rDwYO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZOitW7x.jpg "rDwYO[1]")
