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>go outside to catch pokemon
>put on Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions to keep me pumped and make my pokeballs fly true
>wander around aimlessly, not really paying attention to where I'm going
>catch some good rares, including a Farfetch'd and a Magnemite
>theres a valor gym at a martin luther king mural
>challeng accepted
>a huge crowd of people are there, i'm excited for many battles
>they're yelling and chanting and holding up signs
>"The people united will never be defeated"
>"Don't shoot"
>I've never seen people so into Pokemon Go
>decide to place a lure module
>A Jynx spawns. I catch it and show it a group of fellow trainers to let them know
>"You better put that shit away if you know what's good for you"
>"Don't you want to catch Pokemon?"
>"Is this guy for real?"
>His shirt says "I can't breathe"
>connect the dots
>can't breathe
>Pokeballs
>They're role playing as if Team Valor = Team Plasma
>oh.png
>Just then Team Mystic shows up. I know its valor because they have "blue lives matter" signs and shirts
>some people from both sides start Larping
>pretending to punch and stab each other
>am genuinely impressed, haven't seen any of my fellow yellows show such commitment
>cops show up with riot shields
>I try to explain what's going on
>"We're just fighting over this block"
>he tells me to disperse or he will use pepper spray
>I don't want to waste the lure
>just then a Slowpoke appears right where the cop is standing
>not a rare but I only need a few more to evolve mine
>try to catch Slowpoke but I keep missing
>cop asks "what are you doing"
>"I'm catching a slowpoke with my phone"
>"turn that off"
>Let my fellow trainers know that I lured in a Slowpoke
>he pepper sprays me
>now i can't see the slowpoke
>Waste 10 balls but catch him anyway right as the cops knock me unconscious

I didn't manage to overtake the gym but I still did pretty well for msyelf. Did anybody else have a successful day?