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>>26682174
>I'M NOT A KEK
>>26682174
top fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkq9-3r4DeVEfcRnXXbJcDg
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
when Arcanine goes out, turn the speed to slow and start to pay attention to the chat.
>>26682276
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
you win
>>26682343
the fallout and followup from this replay was just as good. I don't have it saved on the computer I am on but maybe some other Anon will post the screenshots.
OH MY GOD KILL is a neet weeabo who strangles ferrets and has no friends.
>>26682276
Holy shit, what a faggot.
>>26682174
>disposable douches
Every time.
>>26682174
>tfw I was Noah
>tfw my friend code is still circulating in a frequently-posted image
Am I gonna die guys
>>26682406
Nobody gives a shit about that
>>26682276
Holy shit.
>>26682276
holy shit you're the winner
>>26682276
had they just forfeited it would've been a different story.
>>26682276
Too soon, thread won too early
>>26682174
Let's be real though, there's nothing really wrong with *liking* to thrash about. Whereas being proud, well, as they say, pride comes before the fall.
>>26682450
my newfag is showing, just finished reading this. Fuck.
>>26682276
>>26682343
>>26682374
>>26682428
>>26682446
>>26682450
You all need to read this:
>>26682514
>>26682547
Just finished. What a legend
>>26682514
This always makes me cringe and laugh.
Has this faggot done anymore shit recently?
>>26682276
every time
>>26682585
If he still does anything, he has likely moved to a new showdown account and keeps quiet in chat.
For more cringe see MIdnitez-Remix on Deviant Art especially his (her now?) Black and White 3 fan """"game.""""
>>26682514
>>26682547
how is this not the next meme yet?
>>26682276
DOES IT EVER END HOLY FUCK
>>26682607
>next meme
It's been around for a year now.
There are plenty of things to come out of it.
>>26682547
I always tell myself that people like this don't exist. I just can't process the thought of someone acting like this unironically. It's just myth's right?
>>26682604
Alright, i'll check it later
>>26682604
I'm going in
>>26682514
I admit I'm a 20something with a shitty part time job, but I feel better knowing I'm not Chris-chan or this NEET. It's like looking down a rabbit hole.
>>26682276
OH MY GOD KILL: Also, no, I didn't lose I'm afraid.
OH MY GOD KILL: I still see a perfectly healthy Arcanine on the field of play.
>>26682649
just know that if you work pay your own taxes, etc., you're above everyone else.
>>26682276
Both sides of that argument made me cringe.
>>26682638
Holy shit the protags look terrible.
>>26682276
OH SHIT IT'S ROARKTHEROCK
>>26682691
There is nothing as bad as OH MY GOD KILL there. The other side some stupid shit but nothing, not a single thing, as ridiculous as OMGK.
>>26682276
That was intense.
someone have the picture of the dude with the audino card?
>>26682276
>All that happened was my finger cramped and I was unable to move the mouse over to make the final move...
>A real shame, but in the end it saved me from losing to a scrub like you.
What an enormous faggot I swear to god
>>26682276
>outright denying the loss when it says YOU LOST
>>26682514
>Who the big chair isn't bad
Cracks me up every goddamn time.
>>26682604
Maybe I'm not searching hard enough since pic related is the weirdest thing I found, where do I browse to find cringe?
>>26683402http://pokemon-black-white-3.wikia.com/wiki/Protagonists
>>26682174
>>26683402
the protagonist fatherhttp://pokemon-black-white-3.wikia.com/wiki/Simba_Grey
>no one has posted the serenaXbuttersXthomas the tank engine nonsense
For shame, I can't find them
>>26683420
>the guy has pigtails
I'm dying
>>26683514
the protags are a SJW's wet dream
http://pokemon-black-white-3.wikia.com/wiki/Protagonists
>>26683560
Fug,didn't notice that someone posted it.
>>26683539
Not just the protags.
The parents are a fat white woman and amputee black man.
The professor wears a hijab.
Roxie is addicted to drugs. Deaddict is her nea signature fakemon.
Nimbasa has a new leader, dark type, Zoe. She's a black lesbian.
Skyla pilots a mech, or something.
All of the women are drawn in a super fetish-y way.
Fake types like Glow type.
>>26683560
Those are some of the shittiest character designs I've ever seen.
>>26683581
Checked the creator's DeviantArt page
She's a Canadian bisexual genderqueer.
>>26683420
>those protagonists
Speaking as a trapfag, even I think this is utterly ridiculous.
This isn't a "new approach on character design"; it's just reversing the style. A more innovative design choice would either be adult protagonists, or giving you a choice of looking like the more traditional boy/girl or this nonsense.
>>26683581
Compared to the rest of her outfit, the hijab is the least of the problems with that professor.
Did you guys see the """"""""""""""""""story""""""""""""" to the game?
>>26683654
Enlighten us
>>26683420
>>26683463
O Hoh boy...
Prepare to be enlightened.
These are the bits and pieces of the shit tier "story" that they made.
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/journal/The-4-Universes-of-Pokemon-BW3-598922865
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Black-White-3-Story-pt-1-573884802
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-Black-White-3-Backstory-376928835
Should I dump their other autistic shit?
Christ. I remember the first time I saw Midnitez on this board. This shit has grown even more out of control since then.
This is it
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/gallery/47011941/Pokemon-BW3
>>26682276
Oh, looks like someone finally dusted off this ancient relic again
>>26683772
Just looking at this is giving me a headache
>>26683826
It's only 5% related to B/W/B2/W2.
My brain hurts trying to make sense of it
>>26683420
Look at this edge
>>26683869
>doesn't even do something clever with it
>Just "dead" "addict"
>>26683869
Majora's mask on cocaine, kids.
Don't do it, or you'll get herpes.
>>26683887
to be fair its not like pokemon always has clever names either
>>26683640
Fuck that fucking hijab is not a problem compared to everything
>>26683601
>genderqueer
I still dont know what that means
>>26683993
>adjective
1.
denoting or relating to a person who does not subscribe to conventional gender distinctions but identifies with neither, both, or a combination of male and female genders.
>>26682276
This had better not be what I think it is.
>>26682276
Well fuck. It is what I thought it was.
>>26683993
Codeword for "extra-special snowflake"
>>26682361
Wait, really? I never heard that he strangled ferrets before.
http://midnitez-remix.deviantart.com/art/Pokemon-BW3-The-Antagonist-376942835
Why is everything on this guy's (gal's?) page just reeking of edgyness and Tumblr bullshit?
>>26683420
at least the trap is hot
>>26682406
I kek'd at that.
>>26684078
Because SJW.
How the fuck does his/hers/xers BW3 shit relate to the previous Black and White games at all?
>>26684106
It doesn't.
Also the villain isn't a trainer, isn't in any team, isn't a professor and his field of work doesn't involve Pokemon. He has literally no reason to be in the universe as far as a Pokemon game is concerned.
>>26682174
>cringe
that's fucking hilarious, every time
>>26682214
what the fuck
how the fuck can you love someone that insults the things you have invested so much in?
even more, why the fuck would you let her decide your life?
>>26682276
Barry: I was baited
Holy kek
>>26683420
I want to die after reading the first paragraph
Holy shit the '""""BW3"""""" fakemon are total garbage tier.
>>26682276
I was going to call you a faggot as well for falling into an argument with a retard but
>We'll say gg then. You've lost.
witty cunt
>>26682276
>In that case, this should be a drop in a bucket, but I guarantee you something is recording this and it will be seen on a cringe thread on /vp/ in the coming weeks.
The prophecy is fulfilled
>>26683420
So after all that effort to keep them from "submitting to gender norms" they have a pink arrow over the girl and blue arrow over the boy.
>It's sexist when people other than us to do it!
>>26682276
Holy fucking shit.
>>26683505
That doesn't sound like cringe; that sounds like gold
>>26684351
I want to see it
>>26684351
>>26684374
http://nascar221.deviantart.com/favourites/67932817/Steamyshipping-Sean-X-Serena
>>26684374
So do I, but some things aren't meant to be
>>26684464
my life is complete
>>26684464
I can die in peace now
>>26684464
Time to masturbate
>>26684493
That's only some of it. There may be more somewhere but that is all I could find on the Nascar221 page. I can't remember for sure but I think the guy is legitimately on the spectrum. I know... surprise surprise.
>>26682276
>Right, gotcha. You won so hard you lost. Happens to me all the time
>Yes I literally.
>Oooh, and now the ableism kicks in
>idk what your privilege level is, so
>If we had a butthurt scouter it would have broken by now
>But the worst losers are the best winners. Because they hate to lose so much.
Poe's law is in full effect, i can't tell if you're serious
>I have unshakeable faith in my honor system - and everyone's own honor systems are made up anyway, so that's meaningless to me
>butthurt status: Rectally Ruined
>This mentality is the same shit that caused the rise of consolation prizes
>mongolian dogfighting game
>a max of 3 letters is too much to me but apparently 1 hour of this shit isnt
>that aerodactyl's wings must be tired
>believe it or not, it's actually beneficial to have others think positively of you.
>You dense motherfucker.
>>26684606
>mongolian dogfighting game
kek
>>26682514
my fucking God, people like these exist
Its wonderful how the internet gives us knowledge of such mentally challenged psychopaths
>>26683420
its the same fucking character mirrored with minimal details changed
>>26682214
When he went to v and they made fun of him too I wonder how he felt
>>26682276
I--- i couldnt read it all. Its too cringy.. Holy shit thats just too much...
>>26684928
The ride don't stop there! See >>26682514
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ubers-222978175
>>26685418
>"King's Shield. You think I'm stupid?"
>Attacks it anyway.
Kek.
>>26685418
Honestly was glad to watch that.
>>26685418
>"king's shield? you think I'm stupid?"
>Attacks anyway
>Uses ice punch on aegislash
>"why didn't you switch!"
>Trick on sub
What the fuck was this match?
>>26685418
>talks shit about ELO
>gets blown out by someone climbing the ladder.
Super satisfying.
>>26685418
>Holy shit, that only worked because I though you would do something that you didn't!
ah, keikakufags...
>>26682276
>We laugh at those more autistic than us
mitel, if you're out there, please give me back my sides.
>>26684012
What combination? There's only 2??????
>>26685753
What the fuck, let me speak, you cis scum male. Why don't you fucking recognize the over 768 genders that exist on this earth?
>>26682604
It's better than a lot of stuff out there. And it'd make a fine Digimon game.
>>26685753
>not knowing about the secret 3rd gender
>>26683772
gen 5 was a mistake
>>26685837
>The generation that introduced us to our lord and savior, Stunfisk
>>26682276
Fuck me.
>>26682174
who is back again
>>26685133
Is it just me... Or did OH MY GOD KILL just decide to have a little fun at his opponent's expense?
>>26685943
I thought the same, but this proves otherwise:
>>26682514
>>26685753
Male and female at the same time I think
Or that one where they apparently feel male sometimes and female other times
>>26685418
>reach 1500 first
that still sucks infact you both suck
he tried to trick his ??? plate with arceus i mean come on
and his opponent switches the 2% sylveon out to let the 80% lugia die
also
>Spikey
>>26682276
>http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-247965078
what the fuuuuuuck
>>26682514
>WHO THE BIG CHAIR ISN'T BAD
>>26683772
>Walkick is shaped like a dick
>Legendaries that are literally the regis with different typing
>All those unnecessary evolutions
>Your high school rival looks like a prostitute
I don't know what to say.
>>26685753
>he hasn't unlocked the other genders yet
>>26686294
>>26683772
I honestly dont know what to even say
its just bad
>>26684713
I used to feel bad about myself, until I saw the array of complete losers out there.
>>26686307
Why. Why do this to one of my favorite starters.
>>26685753
There are two biological SEXES, not genders.
As a social construct there are an infinite amount of genders one can identify by. Just like how one can create a religion to abide by, one can create a gender they feel defines them. Just because the only widely accepted ones are 'male' and 'female' doesn't make any others less valid. Just like how there are certain religions that are much more widely accepted than others, but all are valid.
>>26684474
>>26684493
>>26684502
Two kinds of people.
>>26686381
>gender isn't sex
?
>>26686381
>another gender war thread shitfest
Stop
>>26682276
hee hee
![pokemon_bw3__stuffat_wip_by_midnitez_remix-d9jldoo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GWsqr5m.png "pokemon_bw3__stuffat_wip_by_midnitez_remix-d9jldoo[1].png")
>Patrat evo is a little brown penis
>>26685418
blown the fuck out
best feel right there
>>26686381
>Just because the only widely accepted ones are 'male' and 'female' doesn't make any others less valid.
go back to tumbler you fucking faggot, anyone who cant accept that they were born as literally has a metal disorder and needs help not to be encouraged.
>she thinks this is bayleef
>>26682514
This shit is fucking gold.
>>26686439
>>26686420
>>26686381
>>26684012
>>26685753
>>26683993
Stop shitting up the thread with this gender war bullshit.
take it to >>>/lgbt/ if you care about it so badly
>>26683772
The maps are kinda neat but holy shit those trainers and fakemon are abyssmal. Doesn't this person have like 30 "fangames" being """"Made""""" all at the same time too? I remember this getting posted a while ago and no progress whatsoever seems to have been made on any of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAd1hD74bkA
>guy wanted to make a cringy AMV
>gave up after 10 seconds
>uploaded it anyway
>>26686381
if you have a dick, you're a male
if you have a vagina, you're a female
>>26686428
>ruining an already decent evo line
why
>>26682276
>complains about ableism and racism
>constantly calling people faggots
>>26686506
That's gold, anon
Sweet Jesus, http://www.deviantart.com/morelikethis/553965854
half of these are "let's just add dragon/fairy to it"
and that genesect design, holy fuck it that bad
>>26686530
Most of them actually look like Heartless. If you put those in a Kingdom Hearts game they wouldn't look out of place at all.
>>26686447
>there are people commenting about how fantastic this is
I mean, I know DA is full of literal drooling retards, but I figured they'd have some kind of goddamn standards
>>26686530
>Tartton
literally my mom's Whimsicott
>Monkin
>Death Stone
>Dead Eeveelutions
>Alternate Oshawott evo
Literally my mom's Genji
>>26686530
>that entire fucking gallery
>>26686307
>glow
Wut
>>26686618
>Those split evolutions that don't even look like the pokemon they evolved from
What makes a person think this is ok?
>>26686618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZt11eC2L3E
Someone stop this man
>>26686659
Nice music, and I know the person intended to reference MGR.
The problem is that, for one, it doesn't look like something that Oshawott would evolve into, and two, it doesn't look like a fucking pokemon at all.
>>26686618
I AM READY
>>26686694
>making the rival even edgier
why am I not surprised
>>26686694
>That Totodile
>That Cyndaquil
There isn't a reaction image in the world to convey how much pain I'm in right now.
>>26682276
I think we've found Bernie sanders showdown account guys
>>26682276
The funniest shit I've read in a long fucking time.
>>26686694
That MILF though.
>>26686732
I especially like how Cyndaquil isn't even remotely recognizable as Cyndaquil.
>>26686815
>that
>Ghetsis
What the Fuck man? Was he not edgy enough already or something?
>>26686815
That guy made everything so much edgier and yet somehow they made Ghetsis completly harmless-looking
I feel like just pushing him slightly is enough to break all his fucking bones
>>26686815
Gheriatricsis.
>>26686307
>>26686694
>ruining my favorite starter trio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH9oOwe9bsE
As if being Spinarak wasn't suffering enough.
>>26683581
Muslims in Pokemon when?
>>26687059
I don't think England would make a good region, anon.
Do you think this guy will ever finish any of the 500 different "projects" he's working on?
>>26687059
>Implying pokemon isn't a religion
>>26686815
Dude looks like pre-order 66 Chancellor Palpatine
>>26687059
They're probably in Gogoats
>>26687090
what the fuck is this bullshit
>>26687090
>Loxy
What the fuck does that mean?
>>26682514
I imagine that this faggot posts here and calls anyone that disagrees with him a genwunner.
Trans Gold because of course he'd think that's a stellar idea.
>>26687122
I think it's supposed to be some retarded play on "Goldilocks"
>>26687180
Fool's gold is more like it. The Internet was a mistake.
>>26686694
>Cyndaquil has Bulbasaur's face pasted on it
Why?
>Totodile has stupid, impractical Gabumon arms
WHY
>>26687227
it gets worse
>>26682276
holy fuck that was great
>>26683581
Mom's pregnant... at 51. At least protag's sibling will have an excuse for being retarded.
>>26682276
>Oh this won't be so bad
>Text turns into a full fucking novel on honour and ableism
>>26687290
>A CRIPPLE POKEMON
I was just confused before, now I'm actively upset.
This is so stupidly wrong in every conceivable way. It makes no sense, not even in a "omg so proggressive so inclusive" way.
This dumb. THIS IS DUMB.
>>26687290
I still can't wrap my head around the fact it's missing an arm. Just why?
>>26687290
For Croconaw it's super dumb, but I actually kinda like the design, not for a Pokemon but just in general
>>26686307
Jesus christ, it looks like it's wearing a gimp suit
>>26687290
I just can't get over the fact that he thought giving it only one arm was a good idea
how did you guys pass over this gem?
>>26687431
>>26687431
this is literally 90's edge.
>>26683420
Why everything needs pointless earrings/scars/piercings and all that shit?
>>26686530
Why
>>26687439
thats actually really cool alternate design for onix evo
>>26687431
Why would they do this to James? Does he collect beer bottles instead of bottlecaps now? Why?
>>26687439
>THREE TYPES
>Desert god
Please teel me this is a joke
Ya know imma stop right here and leave the thread because this kids art is actually pretty good, if only way2edgy for me.. According to his devart he's into digimon as well which explains a lot of his designs
>>26687483
tell*
>>26687487
No! Don't leave! We have to teach this kid that it's not ok to try to be creative!
>>26687431
>Greatballs for no reason
>>26687431
>Cofagrigus (F)
what
>>26683581
>Roxie is addicted to drugs.
FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT
>black lesbian.
>The professor wears a hijab.
>The parents are a fat white woman and amputee black man.
What the fUCK
>>26687487
No. He traces most of his stuff.
>>26686509
fgts was the name of the opponent
>>26682276
>That entire conversation
Holy fucking kek. Can't believe I read through that. People like that need to be secretly recorded at all times.
>>26684153
Some are so desperate for 'love', they go out of their way to impress the other party.
Case in point, this faggot's shown his submissive, disorderly side. Henceforth, give it a week or two before his 'redpill' pops in.
>>26684153
>>26687627
It was copypasta.
>>26686618
>jack's about to let her rip!
>>26687665
I'm pretty sure it became copypasta. There were a couple of threads afterwards and it seemed like the OP was entirely serious about selling his games and getting cucked.
>>26687895
what the genuine fuck
>>26687779
Originally it was about Call of Duty posted in a yahoo answers thread. Nearly the same. Replace pokémon/3ds with COD and Xbox.
It's obscure but it made the rounds back in 2011-2012ish.
>>26687895
Oh dear
>>26687895
>>26687998
>THIS made you leave
nigga, this is tame compared to that b&w3 shit
>>26683905
Can confirm, but I got HIV from one of the hand-holes instead.
>>26686381
That reminds me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh26BTRMc3I
>>26682276
>barryhill joined.
>barryhill: I was baited.
>barryhill left.
Good job Barry.
>>26686694
This is why we don't play Essentials fangames.
>>26687557
My Niagra.
>>26686428
Kinda looks like the Engineer from TF2
>>26688225
Yeah, well it also looks like shit.
>>26685418
>Hanting (Ubers): kings shield
>Hanting (Ubers): u think im stupid
>The opposing Izou used King's Shield!
>Krispy Kombat used Ice Punch!
fucking kek
>>26688293
Probably trying to play bluff, I've done that alot and it ends badly every time, dont do it.
>>26682276
Didn't we find his facebook page or something?
>>26686694
>Those dating simulator character art every time you talk to someone
thank fuck they didn't do that in pokemon
>>26688277
Don't worry, I'm not denying that. It's literally my mom's penis with goggles stuck to it.
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-221706760
I laugh every time.
Not pictured: Krookodile Guy following Showderp around all day after the battle.
>>26688521
>>26688619
>>26688663
>>26687895
i havent laughed this hard for awhile. what the fuck is that
>>26687895
that is a fucking gorilla
>>26688342
I don't even do competitive but that was painful as fuck to watch. Christ.
>>26688342
There were a lot of blunders there, but
>Confusion Mewtwo
What the hell was I watching?!
>>26688342
>Physical Mega Alakazam
>Special Zekrom
>Special Snorlax
>Confusion Mewtwo
>Low Kick Blaziken
This has to be on purpose, I don't even play competitive, and this shit baffles me.
>>26685418
That fucking King's Shield tho.
And is it just me, or did that Espadara guy name his team after Agk characters?
>>26689187
Lowkick Blaziken is pretty good desu
>>26682514
>Ask for home adress, ask to meet up IRL AND profess his love
>>26687090
>this looks very sugimori
Muh sides
>>26690091
>People want this to be accepted by society
>>26682174
Me.
The only reason I sometimes visit /vp/ or even follow pokemon is because I like to look at the new designs, especially for starters. Also, once a long time ago, I played crystal on a shitty online emulator and chose Cyndaquil as my starter.
>>26690247
You're less cringeworthy than this site at its fucking best.
>>26686428
IT'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS! AN THEN YOU'LL EXPLODE!
>>26687895
oh lawdy
>>26688521
>>26688619
>>26688663
>>26688690
I dunno if it's just the fact that the Porygon line are my favorite Pokemon, but this is the one that got to me.
I'm done. Good night, Johnboy.
