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>Homos BTFO
Where would you when Nintendo upheld traditional family values?
he could have a husband
That's a Mega Ring. He's going to use it to evolve his Roothoot.
That means nothing, married gay people also wear rings like that. Anyway, I hope they never pander to homosexual degenerates.
>implying gay men can't get married in Hawaii
lmfao did you forget we won already, baby? ;)
>>26258551
>whines about degenerates
>is on an image board about a chinese video game for children
Remember who you are...
>>26258551
>having a gay man
>pandering
>not even a hot one
Yeah, uh huh, ok.
>>26258505
>>>/pol/
I'm surprised you didn't sneak in a way to complain about brown people in here too
>>26258701
Do you think the degenerate in that gif is hot?
Gross
>>26258734
>brown
That's clearly tanned. Fuck off tumblr
What the fuck is a degenerate???????? Did you just make up a new word?
>>26258701
bitch did you just say kukui is not hot?
How bout I punch your fucking flamer reaction image-posting, rupaul loving gay ass back to next month?
>>26258774
>uses "brown" instead of "nigger"
>"durrr they must be from tumblr"
edge harder
Do gays specifically wear silver wedding bands or something
>>26258734
>brown people
Are you blind?
Jesus fuck, soon you call Polynesians, Mestizos, Inuit and Amerindians "brown"
>>26258847
Yes. I have one around my cock right now.
It's a gay thing, you would not understand.
Why can't he be married to a dude tho? Also a ring is just an accessory you know
>>26258744
No
>>26258826
Kek, I happen to prefer real men, like Drayden, Chuck, and Wulfric. Kukui can btfo for all I care.
>>26258847
Yeah. Alot don't like girly shit. Stereotypes are wrong.
>>26258825
No, cuckservatives call anyone who likes things they don't like "degenerates" or whine about "degeneracy" when something they think is gross becomes mainstream.
>>26258847
My husband and I have black titanium rings with dark brown marble wood inlay.
>>26258913
This. Exactly my thoughts.
>>26258691
>thinks innocent hobbies is the same as anally hydropumping your friends
When the time comes, close your eyes and end it.
>>26258935
Ooh, that sounds pretty! Pic?
>>26258875
some of them are brown
>>26258825
How old are you?
Degenerate is another word for low life.
For example, people called Ellen, Elle Degenerate after she came out in the 90's.
>>26258825
>????????
Go back to Gamefaqs, lad.
>>26258909
oh. so you're another grandpa fucker who only likes fat old men. get better taste, dear. start loving yourself.
>inb4 he's married to a guy
>>26258970
I've never heard anybody make gay anal sex sound so badass before. Good job.
>>26258829
You literally are from tumblr. Call them black.
>>26258970
>not anally hydropumping your friends
>>26259017
I would literally die of laughter from all the triggered asspain that would run through here and /v/.
>MUH PANDERING
>MUH DEGENEREATES
>MUH GAMERGATE 2.0
I wish nintendo had the ballsthey do not
>>26259052
>t-tumblr!
kek
>>26258970
There's a difference between friend and lover anon. Just cuz you're an unsophisticated hillbilly doesn't mean we are.
>>26258976
>implying gays are lowlifes
So what are you then, pond scum?
>>26258996
And you're a skinny twinkfucker? Ew, gross. I like a stong muscled man, so what.
>>26259031
Exactly
You fuckers would argue about anything. ANYTHING
>>26259068
Prove me wrong.
You literally can't. I'm sure your history is filled with tumblr searches.
>>26258935
That sounds very classy.
>>26258505
gb2/pol/
>>26259084
Naw, it's full of 4chan, Gelbooru, and sad panda.
Also I'm not the same person you first replied to.
>>26258935
gaaay
>>26259071
I like muscular men too.
Muscular men =/= fat old grandpas
>>26259084
"you literally are from tumblr"
"you literally can't"
Jesus, say "literally" some more, smeg.
>>26258970
I'm totally using this hydro pumping line on my next Grindr hook up. Thanks boo
>>26259155
Come to think of it, don't tumblrinas say "literally" a lot?
>>26259079
Fucking this.
I honestly want GameFreak to make him gay so these actual fags shirm and hold on to "M-muh values!!"
Then I want them to fuck it up so bad, tumble becomes even more uninhabitable.
>>26259017
Holy shit, /v/ would fucking explode
>>26259155
You literally need to fuck off, you objetively idiotic factually gay metaphorical piece of shit.
I don't give a fuck about a video game character's sexuality in the slightest.
>>26258970
Sounds like somebody has thought about "anally hydropumping" a bit before.
>>26259182
All the fucking time. You're on to something, anon.
>>26258970
You're doing a terrible job at making gay sex not sound awesome
>>26258971
It's this one. Titanium rings are nice, but they also kinda suck because you can't get them resized.
>>26259209
Then this is not the thread for you.
>>26258505
>forgetting that gay marriage has been legal across the entire US for over a year now, as well as in Hawaii since the end of 2013
>>26259182
>>26259226
Only tumblrfags would know this.
Literally go back there.
>>26258505
He's going to be gay in the drawings I'll masturbate to and that's literally all that matters.
>>26259066
>yfw this is Nintendo's next step after letting people go gay in Fire Emblem
>>26259188
was this even english?
>>26259263
No thanks, I'm not into Trigglypuffs
>>26259152
Drayden is not fat, he's just old, and sexy as hell, but we clearly have different opinions, so let's just ignore each other, k?
>>26259245
Oh! It's beautiful! Aw, true, but still! It's amazing! Congratulations!
>>26259257
Canadian here, we've had gay rights since 2005. Get over it.
>>26259342
No, cause you're a smug canadian faggot that needs to be put in their place. Your taste in men is fucking awful.
>>26258505
You do realise that homosexuals can get married
There is nothing wrong about gay marriage
>>26259410
>nothing wrong
>>>/tumblr/
There is already a canon homosex couple OP, Nintendo has been infected by the gay and there's no going back.
>>26259408
Not even him but Drayden is the hottest Pokeman by far.
Anyone that thinks otherwise has tragic taste.
>>26259424
Do homosexuals trigger you?
>>>/pol/
>>26259408
Nope. Buh bye though.
>>26259444
Trips confirm bitch! Drayden is sexy.
>>26258935
>>26259245
gays do it betterOP will wear camo to his weddingor he would if he ever had one
>>26259424
Nah, we gays like it here.
We're staying.
>>26259444
>comparing that old pasty grandpa with a metal beard to literally any other man
yeah super tragic
>>26259152
>fat old grandpas
are you talking shit about wulfric because i will kick your ass IRL
>>26259293
>was this even english?
>No capital W nor E
You tried.
>>26259549
He is. He's talking shit about Chuck, Drayden, and Wulfric, my favorite husbandos
>>26258701
>using black woman tumblr gif
>>26259430
>Not knowing to the Japanese, homo love is just a joke
Some weeaboo you are.
>>26258505
Making fun of homosexuals is unnecessary.
>>26258825
Underage Detected
>>26259549
Get better taste, cunt. Or at least lust after a guy who can still get it up.
>>26259596
You can get better taste too. Buh bye.
>>26259245
That is a beautiful ring.
>>26259599
Fuck off.
>>26259601
Not really. They had gay rights before us
>>26259637
Bitch, you must be blind as shit, cuz you sure as hell ain't got no taste!
>>26259487
>>26259526
>>>/tumblr/
>>26259692
>>>/yourblog/
This is his wife. You can't fight it, homos. He's straight. ;)
>>26259687
People been gay for the longest time, rights are a social standard, not in any way affected by government.
all they are is a broken link that will never continue, the chain ends, and human evolution got a tiny bit slower
>>26259647
It's cheap as fuck, too. We got ours for like 30 bucks on Amazon.
>caring this fucking much
nigga I'm just here to play Pokemon
Are there actual gay people in this thread?
>>26259722
Do you think a character being heterosexual has ever stopped fandom before?
>>26259766
yes let me suck ur dick
>>26259723
>I have no idea how evolution works
>>26259723
No clue what you just said. Rights are a common sense thing that the government is there to enforce. Evolution doesn't speed up or slow down for anything.
>>26259766
Yes. Pic related is sexy.
>>26259766
>Believing there are """"""""men"""""""" here
We're all grrls here, Anon. tee hee
>>26259766
There's one right behind you.
>>26259766
...you...you do realize there's a fair amount of people grouped here, Anon?
For instance--I'MMA BLACK PERSON, CALL ME NIGGER AND SHIT, AND BE SURIPRISED THAT I CAN READ AND TYPE, HAHAHA
>>26259766
Yeah I'm right here
>>26259803
Anon, "rights" are not a common sense. It's an idea that got popular because of many reasons. "Rights" are not "natural". They're man-made.
>>26259846
Hotty hotty!
>>26259723
Yeah because being gay means you're sterile and can't reproduce. Brilliant assessment, doctor.
>>26259766
Yes.And you're one of them too
>>26259803
Why is he leaking?
>>26259766
Unfortunately the Pokemon community attracts a lot of degenerates. It'd be best for everyone if they just went away, but they won't.
>>26259866
>now I'M the fag.jpg
>>26259766
You bet your basic straight ass
>>26259722
Idk.. I don't really see a ring. It could be that rival's mom or something
>>26259766
Half the people on this website masturbate to girls with dicks, what do you expect?not that there's anything wrong with thatbut it makes you gay
>>26259856
Rights aren't natural, and I never said they were. They are common sense though. Rights are derived from feelings and emotions, so they are pretty much common sense for everyone but you, I guess.
>>26259885
Because he's ready to give someone his package.
>>26259245
>Finger fedora
>>26259908
She is putting her hand on her dress.
>>26258505
jokes on you, married guys are my fetish
>>26259766
bend over bitchboy
>>26258970
>all these anal-sniffers thinking their living normal lives
>all these shameful degenerates responding to this in a nonchalantly way
STAY BTFO FAGGOTS
>>26259940
>luring a buff tanned well-oiled scientist away from his wife with your underaged ass
>>26259601
A gay joke is still gay anon
>>26259895
sorry M8. that's how the internet works. one second your a normal, cool hetero white male, next thing you know you're a gendervoid trigender hermaphox demiqueer from the swamps of tumblr
>>26259766
Some of them arevagina owners in disguise.
>>26259885
>Covered in sweat
>leaking
Welp, you're blind.
>>26259918
>Literally announcing reports.
Guess I was right about you being stupid. You just violated a global rule, while I did not, as he's not nude. Buh bye.
>>26259997
>>26259979
>Implying he wouldn't fuck your ass while he forces you to lick his wife's pussy
He's an alpha.
>>26259919
Thumbs up to that.
STRAIGHT RIGHTS!
Well... more of just common sense that our generation clearly lacks
>>26259916
No shut up there's nothing gay about wanting a futa to cum deep in my throat while my tongue is deep in her pussy.
>>26259940
>>26259766
yes, want to hear something funny? I hate tranies, all they archive is to look like monkeys with make up that embarass everyone thats serious about it
>>26260034
I-I'd be down with that.
>>26259978
>>26259893
>Pokemon Community attracts degenerates
>Pokemon Community ARE a bunch of degenerates
Well shit, I always knew, but.
>>26260041
...
>vp
>Pokemon
This new info sure brought a lot of reddit
>>26260067
>...
>>26260040
And gay rights, and bi rights. Dumbass.
>>26260034
>Implying he wouldn't fuck your ass while he french kiss and finger his wife
ftfy
>>26260081
Indeed it has, Anon. It's fucking great watching it all.
>>26260086
sorry, I meant that Ironically of course.
Saying gay rights is just as offensive as saying straight rights (yet you never see people doing that...) all genders (M/F) and sexualities matter. just frankly nobody gives a shit and that needs to stay in the bedroom.
>>26259722
I'm bisexual, hot straight couples only make my dick harder! Also I know you're lying.
>>26260034
>>26260098
Drawfags, where the fuck are you? I need this!
>>26259837
good for you champ, way to express your feelings!
-fucking cancer of the internet
>>26260185
t. reddit formatting
>>26260132
Exactly, but apparently people do care, or no one would make a big fuss about NOT being with a woman.
>>26260034
Been there done that, by the time the LSD wore off I couldn't believe I actually ate pussy, major regret
Wow this thread went to complete shit at the drop of a hat.
>>26260185
Thanks, Anon!
>>26260238
At least, you know without a doubt you're gay.
>>26260238
>needs LSD to eat pussy
Jesus, monosexuals (this is a term I've created to group non-bisexuals together) are weak as hell.
>>26259916It makes you a fictional bisexual at most. Most dickgirl fetishists aren't attracted to actual men. Even if they decided they weren't straight they would want a new label to differentiate because the closest thing to an IRL futa is <1% of the population (trannies) and of that <1% only a fraction of them look good and convincing.
>>26260286
I already knew it very well before that. Psychedelic shit fucks you up
>>26260293
Is this bait? This is bait, right?
ITT: /pol/acks get btfo by faggotsbut they're cool faggots, like freddie mercury
If they didn't want Pokemon to attract homos they wouldn't have made the NPCs so cute.
>>26260321
BFTO? This is just funposting, Anon. We don't even know who he's married with.
>>26260328
But that's just fan art. Post official NPC art or models.
the gayest thing in this game is that fucking water starter
Why the fuck are people talking about this?
Back to tumblr, back to ribbit, back to just fucking wherever the hell you came from
>>26260352
You asked for it...
>>26260318
I'm being sardonic. I really am astounded that straight/gay people just aren't attracted to half of the population, though. It's just hard to wrap my head around.
>>26260383
:3c
>>26260395
I'm not conceived. I will need more proof.
>>26260328
This proves Pokémon world is an utopia. pretty girls for the bland breeders and hot guys for us
>>26259722
>implying i wouldn't home wreck this bitch
>>26260316
Psychedelics allow you to tear down the arbitrary borders that society has created in your mind, causing you to love all human bodies and see their true, unblocked beauty. All hail Discordia!
>>26260383
I've been here since the time Pokémon generals were drowning /v/. Stay mad bitch
>>26260395
post fisherman
>>26259788
Suck your own dick faggot
>>26260403
Not everyone is hot tho
>>26260403
degeneracy
>>26260510
I mean just the hot ones, obvious. Like, compared to them, I have DOUBLE the potential attractive partners. Plus I just don't get the brain block. Like, regretting eating pussy? That shit is a treat. It's fun. Just like sucking dick. Yet, somehow, these two almost exactly similar sexual acts are divided into gross/not gross based on their side of the fence. It's a trip, man.
>>26260561
Oh yeah, I'm a bad degenerate. Maybe you need to punish me.
>>26260421
The other triatheletes are pretty hot
>>26260697
>tfw No buddy system to travel with an NPC to go on adventures
>>26260241
On a side note, the parents of those potatoes are fucking monsters. Those things aren't even conscious and the parents are just keeping their weeping bodies alive for attention. If someone has an IQ less than that of a Tomato (yes, It's possible) than they should not be considered alive. That thing is in pain but can't do anything about it, it is in eternal purgatory!
I'm just thankful for this day. A lot of information revealed, handsome professor and a lot of gay threads. Thanks /vp/
>>26261136
Romeo and Juliet reference?
>>26261136
>>26261248
same guy, sorry.
but it sounded like you were rhyming of some sort...
>>26259182
Literally is literally a meme.
>>26262259
What aren't memes anymore?
So now what
>>26258505
>marriage rings
>in the obama's islands
>in the most homo nation
Every US based region we had so far was absolutely degenerate.
>>26259766
succ
>>26264877
>US
>the most homo nation
Lolno. That's definitely either France or Spain.
reminder that kukui is your cousin
>>26265494
>Thinking that boning your cousin is wrong
Close-minded peasants please leave
>>26259766
I'm here. Can't wait for Moon.
>>26265494
family degrees are a social construct
it's not like males can get pregnant anyway :3
>>26259997
Shut it, you. We're pretending to be homosexuals here.
>>26261025
>implying you wouldn't keep these things alive for shits an giggles.
>>26258701
this is pretty good bait
ITT: Retards discussing race and sex
You're all fucking dumb who gives a shit?
>>26259766
Of course not anon, only girls here xDD
I really want /pol/ to leave. I actually prefer the redditor flood.
>>26258970
What a friends for anon if not hydro pumping each other?
I'm gay and married, and I have a wedding ring.
Don't mean shit. Look at that almost-rainbow on his hat. :^)
>>26258505
He looks like a sandnigger
I sure hope >>26262638 >>26262954 will actually deliver.
>>26259766
Yeah, but most of these fags here are the ones giving us the bad reputationI just want to appreciate dick in peace
>>26261025
>p-please be offended and pay attention to me!
>>26266859
It's not /po l/, it's 4chan. I know ever since this site became just a generic normie forum you guys have been trying to make it as safe for your normalcy as possible, but 4chan has always been politically incorrect in every board.
/p ol/ is simply the board for this site's politically incorrect take on world events and news, not a containment board for everything that might trigger you.
If you don't like it, go back to Red Dit where you should stay.
>>26270125
Also,
I don't care about gays and I know there have always been plenty of those around here, but this thread is full of actual tumblr cancer. Faggots acting sassy and LITERALLY using words like "boo" and unironic emoticons are not welcome. This isn't the site for your "You go, girl! xD" normie sass. If you wanna be gay and browse here, be like our native faggots and just talk about the things you'd do to a male character's anus. We don't need to know what your wedding rings look like, and we don't need people complimenting and encouraging blogposting.
>>26269136
He's 100% correct, though. This isn't tumblr or Facebook where you comment "Aw, this drooling, pained creature is so beautiful! These parents are blessed!"
I've never even met honest people in real life who didn't support euthanasia for these "living" examples of parent abuse through selfishness.
>>26258505
>traditional family values?
Anon, you don't have a family, or values, or tradition.
You're just using buzzwords you think make you adult.
>>26258691
this game is japanese right?? not chinese¿ do i live a lie?¿?¿
