Who's the most delicious tanbando, /vp/?
Archie, Marlon or Kukui? MAKE YOUR CHOICE
>>26253681
Archie and Kukui.
Don't make me choose between those though.
Sorry anon, I have failed you...
I just... can't... choose...
whats this guys name
>>26253730
it's SHOUTA
>>26253730
Undisclosed for now.
Just go with Rival-kun or something.
...I'm surprized 4chan didn't nickname him yet...
>>26253713
>neglecting Marlon
Come on my guy. You know better than that
>>26253730DICKS
>>26253681
Fuck...why do you make us choose?! Also I can't really find Marlon that attractive since only the top half of his body is tanned, if his lower half was tanned too I would probably find him hotter. But other than that I'm torn between Archie and Kukui.
>>26253760
Sorry dude... I just don't like Marlon... I don't know why.
Shit taste, I guess...
>all this Kukui art
my god
>>26253681
>delicious tan
thank you gamefreak
We were wrong about Sycamore, but this time I can feel it. Kukui's going to be a villain team member, assuming he's not the boss.
>Rainbow hats
Confirmed for gay bara region?
>>26253861
1. Archie
2. Kukui
3. Marlon
but I love all 3
>>26253681
can I get some Archie/ SuMo Prof. bara artwork please? thanks.
Finally a LGBT professor. Kukui has a rainbow on his cap. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Welcome to Alola!!! The land of tumblr!!!
>>26253862
Dude no, poor 'quaza... poor fug
>>26253813
Imagine the sexy tan npc trainers
Men in grass skirts!
Maybe a hot gym leader too, or one of the elite 4 is buff and tank.
Maybe the champ too!
What do the people behind these threads look like?
>>26253862
You made me look this up
It's a real thing
Not sure if I should be aroused or scared or both
>>26253681
It makes sense that Gamefreak is catering to gays. Gays have a lot of disposable income because they don't have children, so they're more likely to buy video games.
>>26253797
For shame, anon.
>>26253897
I like how you equate anything potentially gay as being "from Tumblr." Homosexuality did not exist before the website tumblr.
>>26253861
If he's related to you, probably not a villain unless he's blinded by ambition.
I can see him being champ though.
>>26253896
The gears are turning, anon. We have to be patient.
>>26253961
Just take your white straight ass out of here anon, these aren't for you
>>26253961
Check /hm/
>>26254031
>>26254038Please ignore obvious bait posts. Thanks :)
>Shows his bare chest and stomach the whole game
>That POWER STANCE
Sexual as fuck, I already know I'm going to be distracted while playing
>>26254067
Responding to bait is only wrong when you don't realize that it's bait.
>>26253907
>yfw all the trainers look like this
>>26254100
We better get an Elite 4 guy who's motif is tikis and dressing like that
>>26254100
I wouldn't mind that :^)
>>26254100
Why do you tease us so Anon? Now I really want something like this...
>>26254087
Sorry, I had to post this xD
I'll go back to /a/, don't worry, enjoy figuring out who's gonna be Alola's next top model
>>26253961
Someone's salty, does sexualizing guys make you that uncomfortable? It's the literally the same thing with poke girl threads, expect no one whines over those if they don't cater to them
Btw dawn is the best pokegirl
>>26254100
>Game's not even out yet and there's already high-quality husbandos
>>26253861
Highly doubt it
I'm not ready to leave Archie behind;_;
>>26253961
I'm hot and fit, you tried
>>26254226
Maybe he'll sail to hawaii for a cameo
>>26254229
But are you hot, fit and gay?
>>26254226
You won't, anon. He'll forever live on in your cartridge.
Embrace the new.
>>26254100
So faggots, is there a pixiv tag yet?
>this entire thread
>>26254467
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=%E3%82%AF%E3%82%AF%E3%82%A4
>>26254100
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>26254100
Forget trainers I wish I looked like that.
d a d d y
give me the tiki cummies
>>26253681
Dam it Gamefreak, stop making so many hot guys. I can't handle all these husbandos.
>>26254100
They're so shiny
>>26254071
I'm going to spend 10 hours just standing in the starting town
>>26253681
kukui, anyone whos shirtless by default wins
>>26253760
>>26253797
Maybe because the dude probably has some intense ass skin cancer. That's the farthest thing from a healthy tan right there.
>>26253878
anon, that's a jejecap
it's not hawaii, it's the fucking philippines
>>26254574
Someone rubs body oil on them before their performance. They have to get every nook and cranny of their body.
>>26254611
>shiny tan cock
>>26254598
It's pretty healthy. You haven't seen a lot of tans, then. The contrast can be outstanding.
>>26254608
No it's Hawaii
>>26254596
Exactly, but don't forget fit
>>26254596
Marlon is even more shirtless
>>26254598
>imaginary skin cancer on imaginary cartoon man is the one line I won't cross
really bitch?
>>26254608
Nobody is gonna make a game based on your filthy ass third world shit hole island. It's been confirmed to be hawaii
>>26254611
stop it
>>26254100
Yaaaaaas
>>26254679
What is this about lines? and crossing them? I just jumped into the thread and made a comment about his dark as fuck tan, that noone should love him for.
>wedding ring
why god. he's gonna have a wife
why
>>26254849
then how 'bout you jump the fuck right back out with that shit taste ;)
>>26254908
How about you jump on this dick, nigga.
>>26254908
>Not lusting after straight married men
What a casual.
>>26254954
I would if I could f a m
>>26254908
>wedding ring
W H E R E
>>26254908
Or husband. It's legal in Hawaii for gays to marry since, you know, 'Murica.
Highly unlikely, unfortunately... Still, I hope they neglect adding a wife in :)
>>26253681
>tfw he'll always have that huge coat on so we'll never get to see his ass
What a fucking tease.
>>26255000
No please. I'm so done with "straight men."
I leave that to the other ten thousand thirsty gays out there. Nothing is more boring in bed than a straight guy
I want a sexually ambiguous hot guy without the shoehorned wife at home. Tanx
>>26254954
Present it.
>>26255028
That's fanart tho
>>26254908
Well shit, looks like I'm gonna become a home wrecker
>>26255083
here you go
>>26255077
>>26255077
>>26254908
>not thirsting for married dick
>not getting the sweet satisfaction of being bedded by a man with a wife
>not feeling glorious because your pussy wins over hers
>not loving having him around your finger through the temptation of your body, and the knowledge of him cheating on his wife.
>>26255028
It's just a Hawaiian thing
It's just a Hawaiian thing
It's just a Hawaiian thing
h-he could be married to a dude
it's legal here
COME THE FUCK ON
EVER SINCE 7AM IVE MADE 2 LITERS OF CUM
AND THE PROF IS FUCKING MARRIED
FUCK YOU GAMEFREAK
I'm sorry anons, I just had to get it out of my system.
>Brock, Surge, Morty, Birch, Norman, Rowan, Byron, Volkner, Aaron, N, Colress Drayden, Marshal, Grimsley, Wulfric, Archie, Matt, Sycamore, XY Breeder , XY Fisherman, XY Swimmer , XY Sky Trainer .
There are already too many pokeboys and now Fukmekui.
>>26255153
They usually suck in bed because they're afraid tho. I'm all set with a hot versatile dude desu
>>26255515
>you will never be held in a headlock by a playful, cocky older cousin Kukui while he presses your face against his sweaty, slightly musky body
so when is the mass suicide taking place?
>>26255515
I love you
>>26255515
Only way you can apologize is by doing more
>>26255153
>Sleeping with a married man
>Bottoming
Married cherry is best cherry, Anon.
>>26255590
Guessing sometime after we discover pic related is his wife and not our mom or aunt
>>26255706
>c'mon cousin, let's go swimming
>oh don't worry, we don't need suits, there's no one else around!
>>26255758
holy shit he's even standing off to the side
THIS IS THEIR HOME YOU'RE MOVING INTO
THAT IS HIS WIFE
THIS FUCKING CUNT STOLE MY HISBANDOP BEFORE I COULD EVEN GET FMY HANDS ON THE GAMEM, FINM
>>26255805
>Hey cousin, ever heard of skinny dipping?
Fuck it, I quit
>Put your back into it, cousin! You said you wanted to be strong like me, didn't you?
>>26255515
>>26255886
He has such ugly(?) style. I just don't like it.
>>26255966
probably cause that's not what human bodies are supposed to look like
Homewrecker option pls?
>>26255808
>>26256059
>want to protect her smile
>want to bed her husband
>dilemma
>>26255901
You're a sicko for drawing my fetish, you beautiful anon
>>26256059
I rather be his ass on the side. No need for drama and shit.
>>26253681
Archie will always be my husbando. This guy is cute though.
>>26254250
Don't make me hope for this anon, I'm going to be disappointed when it doesn't happen.
>tfw Archie will never show up in another Pokemon game like Cynthia does
>>26255966
Yeah, I liked this pic better
>not even 12 hours in
>all this art
Why is he so perfect?
do you think there will be a special moment with him like with Shauna?
>>26255901
saved for cringe threads you fucking autist
>>26253897
>All rainbows are now gay.
It's Hawaii. It fits, and not because of anything related to the LGBT population.
>>26253897
but /vp/ is mostly girls pretending to be gay guys
>>26255758
>>26255808
>intro sequence is normal
>after you get your starter, Kukui's wife asks to come back home for parting present
>she pushes you against a wall and pulls out a knife on you
>"listen you little haole fag, you're not the first twink boy from the mainland I've caught eyefucking my man. I have Kukui's phone bugged, if I catch you talking about anything beyond your Pokedex rating, your balls will leave you."
>>26256815
This is my fetish.
>>26255758
Bitch better get used to being a fag hag, because Kukui's ass is mine.
Posting superior brown
>>26256603
>>26256095
I'm glad it was useful to someone.
>>26256567
He'll just give you your Pokemon and occasionally call you through the story.
>>26256699
yeah my 9 inch fat dick sure is girly. dont hit on me silly boys
I want Kukui to Kukum inside me
>>26256892
Literally tanned Wattson
>>26256892
You grandpa fuckers are so disgusting.
>>26255758
I'm not seeing any ring on her, it might be hidden but maybe she's his sister or something
What type of evil organization will we fight?
>>26257138
Evil white imperialist americans wanting to take over good hawaiian brown people land
>>26257138
Poachers
>>26256892
Why does he have a katana
>>26257138
Shoobies.
>>26257344
it's not a katana, it's a stick.
>>26256815
And now I suddenly have the hots for his wife.
>Protag and Wife doming Kukui
The good life
>>26257138
An organization of evil hobos
>>26257276
Will Surge lead the invasion?
>>26257399
boi...
>>26257138
Surf Nazis
>>26257138
Evil scientists that want to further mankind by building a telescope on the holy site of the Sun/Moon pokegods
>>26257399
>Ms. Kukui /ss/ing you to prevent you from fucking Kukui
>>26254542
AY AY AY AY!
>>26257611
>it backfires horribly because his wife smell on you triggers Kukui's subconscious
>>26257559
>Tan Aryans dominating you
I need this.
>>26257713
great. now I do too.
>>26256815
we still got dis boi
>>26257752
Oh shit!
>>26257752
>no age difference
>not bara
he can fuck off, my sights are already set
>>26257752
The kid looks like he'd get tough fast. I really hope he's an improvement over the last few rivals we've had.
>>26257799
>not in it for the long run
tsk tsk
>>26257752
I hope he is like Barry, only with less THUD-ing and fining.
>>26253681
BEST
PROFESSOR
EVER
>>26258094
>NOT wanting to get THUD-ed
>>26258118
>>26258118
If it's Kukui he can THUD me any time
>>26254100
Holy shit.
Please
>>26258094
>>26258118
>>26258191
what the hell is "thudding" and fining? is this young people lingo?
>>26258223
when barry bumps into you
and when he says he's gonna fine you for being late
>>26257138
Trump supporters.
>>26255515
I didn't even like him until this pic, fuck.
>>26258276
I would unironically love this. We need a team leader who's funny/shlubby/not a handsome tryhard anime villain. I don't think we've had a funny, charismatic villain.
Will Oak make an appearance?
>>26258343
Okay, yeah, this would be fun. DOWN WITH EDGE! LONG LIVE HAM!
>>26255758
Maybe she's the rival's mom!! There's still hope!
>>26257649
>Kukui begging for your cock
FUND IT
>>26258276
>yfw we get a parody Donald trump as the evil team boss
>>26258343
>>26258343
It'd be even better if they manage to do that and make him one of the most dangerous villains at the same time.
>>26258506
We're gonna build a wall, and we're gonna make Hoenn pay for it!
>>26258570
>>26258506
>>26258418
But this is GF. So the villain will, once again, be an edgy cool slick dude like all the rest.
>>26258629
Ssssh, this is the time for dreaming.
Just... add chest hair to RSE/ORAS Archie and this Kukui fella and I'd 100% love them. ;w;
>>26258629
>edgy cool slick dude
>implying Trump ins't all of the above
senpai
>The art continues to flow
This pleases me
>>26258780
On just the first day this guy has more fanart than Archie did before ORAS happened
>>26258845
Idk something about his shirt being open with his pecs bare is more sexual than usual with him
>>26258490
His eyes don't look like this thank goodness
It's taking to long for him to be wearing nothing but the lab coat.
>>26258968
http://thewildwolfy.tumblr.com/post/144174120828/i-drew-what-is-assumed-to-be-kukui-either-the
>>26254611
>>26259140
Bless.
>>26259140
>/v/
>Dude they're traps. It's not gay
>/vp/
>yas GAWD these mens are giving me life
Proud of you
>>26259318
nobody has said yas gawd
fuck off you queen
>>26259140
>>26259360
Seethe a bit henny
>>26255515
>Hey Cuz, finally coming out to the island huh?
>Kukui grabs your head and drives it into his hard side, his body covered in a thin sheen of sweat from being on his feet all day
>Man I still can't believe you're already old enough to be going on your own adventure
>His Knuckle rubs harshly into your scalp, but you barely feel it as he also moves your head more onto his hard abdominals, looking down you swear that his crotch is bulging outward
>You know, if you're old enough for pokemon, then you're probably old enough for a few other things too
>His hand on your head falls and slowly traces down to the hem of his pants
>He then cups the clear outline of his erection
>How about it Cuz? We got some time before I'm expected to show up with you at the lab
>>26259318
/vp/ is like 30% gay, 40% straight, 30% furry
/v/ is 20% gay, 20% straight, 20% furry, 40% "futa on female is straighter than male on female, the dick to vagina ratio is the same, but the female body count doubles"
>>26259318
>implying /v/ isn't also gay as fuck
>>26259407
>>26259465
*60%
We all know those faggots focus on the dicks. I don't know why they don't admit they're cock lovers. Also, that porn "math logic" is stupid. Porn isn't mathematical
>>26259407
Stop this. The fact that Kukui will never fuck me makes me want to kill myself. Don't make it worse.
>>26259318
/vp/ is honest about things that don't involve patterns
>>26259530
I know, but that's an actual quote of a post from there
>>26259407
>>26253681
>Bara and hot as fuck
>Glasses
He's like Archie and Maxie fused together.
>>26253897
You know that rainbows are a prominent symbol in Hawaii, right?
>you got your starter a few days ago and you still haven't left town, what's the deal, cuz?
>sweatpants
>open lab coat to show off his pecs
He wants to fuck you its not even subtle
>>26259905
>Look Rowlet, it's a worm hanging off Kukui's waist! Go and pull it!
>Row-Row!
>Kukui's pants drop and a thick cock flops out
>O-oh no, bad pokemon!
>>26254908
Hopefully it's just a Mega Ring. Otherwise, I would kill myself.
>>26259996
>>26259407
are Hawaiians known for being Cut or Uncut?
>>26260112
Uncut
>>26260112
I think they're probably cut. American influence and custom me thinks.
>>26260112
Probably a nice thick uncut slab of meat
>>26260407
Is he a shower or grower?
>>26259407
>>26260478
Shower. And with his sweatpants, you will see the outline of his thick dick moving around.
>>26260478
His dick will be darker than the rest of his body. Thick mound of pubes; dark low hanging balls. Uncut, though not fully covering the head.
While soft his dick is somewhat big; fully hard it shoots up to 7 and a half inches. So more shower than grower.
>>26260478
both
>>26256941
I laughed. That was a good one
>>26256979
Let the sistren with daddy fetish live
>>26260617I'm not a woman, so I'm nobody's sister
>>26260647
OKay brother
I need to take a shower now.
>>26260699
Holy SHIT THEY JUST KEEP COMING
gays please calm down
>>26260660
He's like a tanned fusion of Birch and Rowan
>>26260719
this is the power of the dick
you can't stop the dick
>>26260719
It's not all just gay men. What you think straight women haven't noticed how hot he is?
Does GF know what they have done?
>>26260719
tell that to my penis fäm
>>26260719
No, we need to INCREASE production! If we loose his clothes in the process then SO BE IT!
>>26253730
>HIM
welp, I don't know how to tell you this...
>>26260800
they knew when they designed Matt and Archie
they know now
he's fucking shirtless, tanned, tall and buff.
>>26260800
I have the strongest feeling there's one nigga working in GF that designs sexy muscular men and gets them approved.
God bless that man.
>>26260719
Not on your fucking life, faggot.
>>26260884
>man
It's likely a woman desu.
>>26260821
Go back to Blazblue Saya... your drunk
>>26260719
Wait until all the drawfags are done with finals in the next week and have time to dedicate to pictures. This is just the tip of the iceberg, Anon.
>>26260821
>>26260884
I still like original(White) Archie the most desu.
>>26260960
literally everyone on this thread
>>26260905
Whoever it is has my thanks
>>26260910
No
>>26261093
>daddy
stop that
>>26261093
He doesn't have a kid...yet.
This thread is making me so hard, post some Wattson , Wulfric and Drayden bara, and some more Kukui and Archie. Someone should make a pokemon orgy pic.
What type of trainers will we going to see?
>>26261314
Don't forget Surge.
>>26261314
>>26261373
Or Chuck.
>>26261320
Probably some hula dancers
>>26261314
I'm a little salty this spunk hunk has no art
>>26261412
don't forget the fire dancers, they'll make great bara bait, too
>>26261373
>>26261405
Them too, and maybe even Bruno
>>26261419
He needs some asap
>>26261314
>>26261314
>>26261373
>>26261405
posting underrated bara
>>26261519
>>26261314
Am i the only one around here who find Mr. Stone hot?
>>26261519
I was thinking about him too lol, hes completely overlooked but hes so hot
>>26261515
Thanks man, the only reason I chose to play Black version was for that sexy man.
>>26261572
I chose Black for him too
>>26261546
ive never seen him in that way lol
>>26261599
Meyer is the best thing to come out of the anime, hes amazing.
by the way, just did some research and apparently the Kukui is a plant whose nuts are used for many things in Hawaii, especially the oil extracted from said nuts. Due to its many uses it has become one of the symbols of Hawaii.
It's also a key ingredient of the Hawaiian Poke (pronounced like Pokémon, not like poke the verb), a fish salad.
also this
they knew.
>>26261739
>Extract things from the nut
OH baby
>>26261739
oops
>>26261739
>he's named after a type of Hawaiian tree
Welp, that pretty much confirms that he's our professor.
>>26261924
But hala is also named after a tree. Two professors?
>>26261924
His Japanese and English names are the same. According to muh patterns, that is a trait shared by rivals, not professors.
>>26261966
Ah, that makes sense. I hope we get to fight him so we can see his sexy battle sprite.
As a nice shout out and to have another sexy hunk in the game, one of the NPCs needs to resemble David from "Lilo & Stitch".
>>26262108
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
>>26260905
>implying japanese women like muscle men
they have a great love affair with their feminine bishies.
>>26262242
What about Japanese men? Do they like muscle men?
>>26262270
the gay ones, yeah
>>26262270
They're gay for traps. Japan is doom.
>>26262270
Yes but they wont admit it
>>26262298
fug
>>26261603
He looked pretty cool and sometime had cute moments like blushing in oras special manga. I have to say i am hooked.
>>26262242
>they have a great love affair with their feminine bishies.
I can't wait for them to give Steven Stone a cameo where he is searching for rare rocks.
>>26262298
We have to save them
>>26262351
more like searching for rare cocks
>>26254908
Gay marriage is legal in Hawaii
Gen 6 was good to bara fans, let's hope gen 7 is the same. It's already off to a good start.
