Hey, are you that newbie St. Peter was talking about? Welcome to Showderp - the best thread on /vp/!
Here's how it works: it all starts with an angel dubbed "champ". The first 6 Pokémon suggested to him becomes his team for a match made in heaven, where he'll then head over to the borderline illegal PS!™ simulator. After some battles he'll call for a new team; or, if he stinks to high heaven, for a new champ
If you religous don't understand, lurk for a bit! We CAN and WILL bully you.
>shitmons.ddns.net
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>>26142487HELL NO, YOU WON'T GO! STICK AROUND FOR A WHILE!
First for snips is the best meme
>tfw chump doesn't give chat rights
>tfw have to shitpost here
new team
Funclops or 168 days in a forest
Beat the cancer by becoming the cancer.
lucky egg
pamperedchu (Pikachu-Belle) @ Light Ball
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Icicle Crash
- Wild Charge
- Knock Off
- Brick Break
snek
>>26142690
pokEBIN (Voltorb) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Aftermath
Level: 5
EVs: 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Sucker Punch
- Sonic Boom
- Mirror Coat
When you kill something with it, replace it with the killed pokemon.
wubwubwubwub (Chatot) @ Life Orb
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Boomburst
- Chatter
- Heat Wave
- Nasty Plot
>>26142698
>>26142698
incompatible, cant learn fucker or coat
I feel this meme loses its memeiness without these moves so im skipping it unless anon has an autistic bitchfit about it
one more mon
>>26142740
dragon dance zard x
>>26142740
it's incompatible with aftermath, you can try with static if you want
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367225657
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367226075
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367229616
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367230338
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367231553
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367239442
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367244422
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367245707
last team make em spicy
WHIP IT OUT (Lickilicky) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Adamant Nature
- Rest
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Power Whip
donk master (Mew) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 100 Atk / 156 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Flamethrower
- Sucker Punch / Energy Ball / Gunk Shot / Aura Sphere / Stone Edge / Roost
>>26143388
snibs
tiny fucken egg
>>26143388
a shitmon
>>26143388
a duck pokemon
>>26143388
pok eball (Voltorb) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Static
Level: 5
EVs: 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Sucker Punch
- Sonic Boom
- Mirror Coat
When you kill something with it, replace it with the killed pokemon.
fixed version
>>26143388
boomboom v2
lickilicky with normal gem and explosion. Name it Last meal
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367256398
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367256701
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1462214124157.jpg
post this in rp room if you dare
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367260733
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367263839
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367266109
>tfw no more /me report faking.
>>26143732
Wait, /me report is now auto-lock
>tfw used to ctrl+w ruse all the time
>>26143732
>namefagging and tripfagging when you're not a champ
why don't you move back to >>/r/eddit since you really need to distinguish yourself from the others?
okay that was fun!
new champ
Me or Weavile with Natural gift.
I either holds Watmel Berry (100bp fire) Or Salac berry (100bp fighting.)
weedle
Pokemon Center
Aromatisse
Mega-Steelix
funclops
eject button roulette rock
>>26143851
>>26143853
>>26143856
>>26143857
>>26143858
>>26143860
im so sorry champ I didn't mean for this to happen
>>26143850
shit champ, god help us
>>26143851
>>26143853
>>26143856
>>26143857
>>26143858
>>26143860
his team
if this fag skip shitmons like last time, i'll impeach him
>>26143867
Its okay baby.
>>26143867
>implying i suggested shitmon because of you
i knew this fag was claiming next
>>26143867
i had a snips lined up for new champ until i realized i should give this one his namesake. enjoy the weedle my friend :)
>>26143885
Me too tbf fampai
>>26143871
shut up and build the team you fag
>>26143870
Don't impeach him
Just keep suggesting shitmons
>>26143896
spicy, why did you abandon us? ;_;
now we're stock with a shittier champ ;_;
>>26143870
Lol I dont skip mons.
At least not on purpose.\
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367275407
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367278093
>>26142518
Funclops brings us a victory.
Also I'm locked so I cant shit post back to you guys.
>>26142518
/me chimps
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367280917
4chan keep chain my links to the op post for some reason.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367283139
>>26144069
free slot if youre actually impeaching
funclops brought many victories but is it time for a new team.
http://dogars.org/set/814
specs persian
DOGARS
hoge
snugbug named shitbug
>>26144142
this doge
http://dogars.org/set/1045
http://dogars.org/set/1061
banded hoopa
Where?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367291240
Ahhhh goodbug my old nemesis.
>>26144159
>tfw chump wont even lead with it
>tfw if he does it's gonna get turn 1 toxiced by some ebin meme lead poke
>>26144235
Its not even on my team cause I have 6 already.
>>26144159
>>26144235
>Bug Bite
literally why? it gets x-scissor
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367294366
Rip Hoge. 2 soon 4 him.
Also no skipping even if they are useless struggle mons. neoderp leave.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367296253
I wasn't trying to throw I was just trying to predict a retard which never goes well.
If you don't want to watch shit games dont suggest useless memes that simple.
Ok new champ My spirit is broken.
Also meems it went well funclops caused a lot of forfeits.
me or a johto pokemon from a tier lower than UU
me I guess or weavile
http://dogars.org/set/1179
Snorlax
- Belly Drum
- Endure
- Oder Sleuth
- Self Destruct
farfetchd
>>26144327
trunk
dragonite
toxic seismic toss resttalk mawile
>>26144412
Forgot to mention this is supposed to have a Custab berry to go with Endure, but I guess it's up to you now if you want to use it or not.
jajaja :V
>>26144434
Please leave.
>>26144433
>endure
just give it gluttony so it always uses custap right after belly drum
>>26144443
Almost
>>26144444
Who /LIFELONG/ here?
>>26142518
shit i just realized this has the wrong shitmons
dogars.org IS THE NEW SHITMONS!!!!!!<<<<<<
>>>>>>dogars.org IS THE NEW SHITMONS!!!!!!<<<<<<
champ please hurry before I impea-i mean kill myself
>>26144492
on it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367305174
>>26144500
DUX
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367308449
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367310602
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367312689
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367313313
>>26144645
this altaria is pretty epic teebeeayche i like it
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367315454
Solarisfox has locked you from talking in chats, battles, and PMing regular users.
Reason: rusing
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Your lock will expire in a few days.
What the fuck, I am the only one?
>>26144693
Nope, same here.
>>26144693
I think I've been banned one or twice at month. It resets every week or so.
T R U N K
R
U
N
K
new team
first for TRUNK
>>26144701
bleh, fucking sucks.
I'll use cyberghost 5 to bypass that
hoge
same altaria
mega camerupt
slopoke
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
Emboar with all recoil moves, life orb, and reckless
http://dogars.org/set/1383
Buzzo (Sharpedo) @ Sharpedonite
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Waterfall
- Ice Fang
- Crunch
Cute green bug :3
shitmon helper :) (Ariados) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sticky Web
- Toxic Spikes
- Shadow Sneak
- Protect
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367315454
Never stop beliving in champ.
>>26144741
>>26144744
hoge and trunk together. This goes to AG
wew
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367320675
>>26144769
VOTE FOR TRUNK
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367323778
birde doesn't even need mega to sweep
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367327718
should there be hogextrunk r34?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367329674
bad shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367334775
>>26145167
>The room 'battle-ou-367334775' does not exist.
>champs that take 5 minutes to start voicing people
literally the worst
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367337407
USA
okay alright i'm starting to stroke a bit
new champ before this spirals any further out of control
(give him hoge)
me or bisharp
me or the pokemon that most resembles an avocado
http://dogars.org/set/1353
http://dogars.org/set/1383
a mid evo
cuck 2.5 (Sableye) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Trick
- Substitute
- Recover
Gyarados
luxray
Mothra (Butterfree) @ Leftovers
Ability: Compound Eyes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sleep Powder
- Quiver Dance
- Bug Buzz
- Dream Eater
Jolteon
>>26145302
weeb faggot
>>26145303
>>26145304
>>26145306
>>26145308
>>26145309
>>26145310
his buki
>>26145304
>>26145313
Hive mind
>>26145335
wanna fug?? </:3c
>>26145335
>>26145349
Yiffmind
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367341540
>>26145349
always ;o)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367343280
Champ will stop get donked anytime
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367346357
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367349089
champ in a suicide streak
Getting rekt so many times is not fun :(
NEW TEAM
shitmon helper :) (Ariados) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sticky Web
- Toxic Spikes
- Shadow Sneak
- Protect
Mega Aggron
>Iron Def
>Rest
>Spite
>Block
>>26145629
altaria, the emoji set
ShellShock (Wartortle) @ Eviolite
Ability: Rain Dish
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Aqua Jet
- Rapid Spin
- Power-Up Punch
- Gyro Ball
your favorite mon with moves only from the usually useless section.
>>26145639
http://dogars.org/set/1179
the set
>>26145639
already got a mega
Cheeki Breeki (Dedenne) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Cheek Pouch
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Recycle
- Charge Beam
- Signal Beam
- Nuzzle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367352589
>>26145663
lurk more newfag that doesn't mean shit, champs can have more than 1 mega
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367352840
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367353382
Skilled as fuck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367356983
Champ will otakill herself and streaming it. Would be fun :)
NEW TEAM
elefunt (Donphan) @ Shell Bell
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 26
Happiness: 256
Serious Nature
- Endeavor
- Roar / Toxic
- Ice Shard
- Stealth Rock / Whatever
an eggplant
STINGULOR
Rando Bo Bando (Sawsbuck) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bounce
- Horn Leech
- Last Resort
- Seed Bomb
Your favouritepoisontype
stallbreak.bat (Dragalge) @ Life Orb
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 120 HP / 252 SpA / 136 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Sludge Wave
- Focus Blast
- Haze
Starmie @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Scald
- Reflect Type
>>26145829
>>26145831
>>26145833
>>26145835
>>26145836 (specs weedle)
>>26145839
Hypno @ Salac Berry
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Hypnosis
- Belly Drum
- Drain Punch
- Dream Eater
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367361130
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367363745
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367368725
I really hate battle against this faggots
Also magic coat =/= mirror coat
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367371437
Road to UNSTUMPABLE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367372890
It was a hard battle, but champ always win, kid........................
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367374583
This team was bad but fun :)
NEW TEAM
SANIC SPEED (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Gluttony
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Last Resort
Danger Danger (Omastar) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spikes
- Toxic Spikes
- Stealth Rock
- Scald
eelektross
me or weedle
a cute pokemon with an edgy name
fear aron
<3 (Luvdisc) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Draining Kiss
- Scald
- Icy Wind
184 days in Hoenn (Wailord) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Happiness: 256
EVs: 156 HP / 176 Def / 176 SpD
Bold Nature
- Block
- Amnesia
- Defense Curl
- Rest
Kyurem-B
>>26146254
>sitrus berry
when will neoderps leave...
>>26146254
swap to salac desu
>>26146279
give it cheri berry instead
>>26146279
What is "neoderp"?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367376677
Swapping to salac next battle
Also this faggot makes hidden room
>>26146294
it's an excuse to act like a bitter "oldfag"
>>26146302
What's this guy's username so we can bully him?
>>26146302
lansat you neoderp
>>26146311
TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN TRIPCODE
>>26146308
A filthy stallfag
>>26146303
>>26146294
>>26146288
>>26146290
thanks gen 7
>>26146311
>not wanting to outspeed smogonbird meme, the one thing that can throw a wrench into linoone sweep
who ya callin neoderp
>>26146330
not sure if baiting
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367378409
>>26146330
do you not know how extreme speed works you fucking neanderthal? Espeed is +2 gale wings is +1
The only thing that trips him up are ghost types which is why you give it shadow claw and not fucking meme resort
>>26146349
neoderp full force
>>26146349
let newfriends make asses out of themselves
>>26146350
you have to be 18 to post here
>>26146349
I'm neoderp. How do I become olderp?
>>26146350
I can see that :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367380220
And this is how Chatot works
>>26146383
hidden
>>26146380
type /join showderp in chat
if it doesn't work, pm frysinger and tell him he's a normie and you want in
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367382726
T-that was to get the salac with Chatot
>>26146400
I cant recall why I left that chat room...
>>26146290
>>26146311
cheri berry with natural gift actually lets it OHKO ferrothorn which would otherwise be 3HKO
>>26146462
cheri berry is not natural gift fire
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367384973
Everything shit ft. Chatot
>>26146483
According to bulbapedia it is and I don't have any better source
>>26146501
that's cause there is no better source
At least Chatot is always fun :)
NEW TEAM (something better pls)
cute green bug
If the same champ - Caterpie
If new champ - 184 days in Hoenn
THE TRASH MAN (Garbodor) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Stench
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Gunk Shot
- Explosion
- Drain Punch
- Rock Blast
>>26146549
Taunt + Volt Switch Electrode named “lol, nerd”
>>26146549
Jews ▌▌ (Latios) (M) @ Latiosite
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Giga Impact
-
-
-
>>26146549
swords dance life orb lucario e speed close combat eq
>>26146549
cleffa
fast doge (Linoone) @ Cheri Berry
Ability: whatever
EVs: 176 HP / 252 Atk / 40 Def / 40 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Belly Drum
- Extreme Speed
- Shadow Claw
- Natural Gift
Is this the best fast dog set y/n?
>>26146551
>>26146552
This is the same, right?
obama is a nigger
snorlax @wise glasses
bulk up
calm mind
rest
snore
if it cant learn all of those moves
I fap to child porn
steelix
bulldoze
rock tomb
dig
block/filer
>>26146549
I am so sorry for you.
>>26146557
Jews ▌▌
for the name. fuck.
>>26146568
it could be scyther, she's cute
>>26146568
No. Check dogars.org
>>26146568
cute green bug is shiny focus energy mega beedrill
>>26146579
fucking.... gook.
http://pastebin.com/WJBLxEfW
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367388244
>>26146577
Im sorry for me too
>>26146568
http://dogars.org/set/996
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367390162
!
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367391112
donnel caterpie y/n
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367394775
Based Thrash man saving the day
Reminder that champ lose against oran berry venusaur. But eh, all this hours was fun :)
NEW CHAMP
>>26142518
tfw mami doesnt bake the breads anymore
>>26146847
if even:
ᴳᵘᶫᵃᵍ ᴳᵃᵇʳᶦᵉᶫᵉ (Rhyperior) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 256
EVs: 228 HP / 32 Def / 248 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Metal Burst
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Dragon Tail
if odd:
Scat-OneeSan (Froslass) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Snow Cloak
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hail
- Attract / Thunder Wave
- Mud-Slap
- Thunder Wave / ConfuseRay
>>26146918
me or ddance mega ttar
swampert named mud puppy
you can make if mega if you don't have any other mega on the team
Ivysaur
snipz (Drapion) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
OH NO A FIGHTS OUT (Poliwrath) @ Wide Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wake-Up Slap
- Power-Up Punch
- Waterfall
>>26146930
184 days in Hoenn