It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. there is no light at the end of this road. We try and try every day, but it never gets better. Friends never seem to come our way, no one seems to fall in love with us. No one wants to hire us even though we put up thousands of applications. I'd take any job at this point. Waking up in the morning just seems to get harder and harder every time. why can't we be one of the lucky one in a billion that dies in there sleep?
Maybe we just need to put all our hope in this one champion that refuses to give up, and give him 6 suicidal pokemons to try and help us dig out of this hole. Maybe this time it will be different. Maybe this time he won't succumb to the shittiness of life and just kill himself when the weight is just too overbearing. Someone save us from this eternal nightmare, please, anyone...
The Depressed
>shitmons.ddns.net
The Unloved
>http://booru.showderp.com/
The Dead
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
666KillChopDeluxe (Haxorus) @ Metronome
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dual Chop / Outrage
- Hone Claws / Dragon Dance
- Superpower
- Earthquake
>shitmons.ddns.net
S H I T O P
H
I
T
O
P
>>26149860
REDO THREAD FOR THE DOGARS
<3 (Luvdisc) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Draining Kiss
- Scald
- Icy Wind
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367475931
es tiempo
>>26149898
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367476078
>>26149907
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367476078
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367477103
FOREVER IN OUR DREAMS
DONNELMANDER
Someone needs to save the replay and add it to the donnel here again description
>>26149943
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367477103
>getting swept by a charmander
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367479072
>>26150019
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367479072
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367480581
>>26150077
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367483124
>>26150185
NEW TEAM GOGOGO
>>26150221
counter gengar
mew with a particularly nasty set
Gengar @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Disable
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb
mpinsir with feint instead of QA named murder.exe
something dogar related
http://dogars.org/set/1318
Hitmonlee @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Reversal
- Endure
- High Jump Kick
- Knock Off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367485731
es tiempo
>>26150267
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367487151
>>26150312
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367487151
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367489285
>>26150390
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367489285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367490931
>>26150443
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367493407
>>26150524
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367493880
>>26150541
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367494027
>>26150548
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367494683
DONT LOSE YOUR WAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>26150564
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367494683
NEW CHAMP GOGOOG
Bruce Kent (Gliscor) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
- Earthquake
- Roost
- Toxic
- Taunt
citizen snibs
ill go
>>26150672
you need a trip newfren
ok
cb or lo darmanitan
hone claws durant
head day (Rampardos) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Headbutt
- Zen Headbutt
- Iron Head
fuggin epic (Raichu) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Encore
- Nasty Plot
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Thundurus (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Wild Charge
- Nasty Plot
hone claws durant with life orb
>>26150703
why wild charge?
>>26150699
>>26150703
>>26150706
>>26150698
>>26150694
>>26150695
lo/hone claws durant from the 2 suggests
>>26150708
ruse
>>26150715
I get it, but it's still retarded and not even a worthwhile ruse.
>>26150718
cool
1 more people
snips
george
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367499610
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367500679
wins coming
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367501611
3rd tima charm!!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367502289
smogon point quest continues
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367503565
fug
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367504640
therapeutic
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367505574
alexmedel is not very good XD
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367506172
on a streak bredrin
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367507240
last one
new champ
Gigalith with Magnitude.
No explosion, no stealth rock.
blood totem
hello yes me
>>26151035
snibs
Use this >>26151003
free pick
>>26151035
pokeball (Voltorb) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Static
Level: 5
EVs: 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Sucker Punch
- Sonic Boom
- Mirror Coat
When you kill something with it, replace it with the killed pokemon.
Rhyperior with only hm moves
weedle jk haxorus
cuckleon
dual screen zong
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367511359
here it is
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367512084
ignore that last battle
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367514211
great streak
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367516201
balls
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367516561
well deserved
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367518164
new
a steel mon
>>26151234
*unsheathes katana* (Absol) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 8 Atk / 248 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Swords Dance
- Mean Look
- Will-O-Wisp
forks (Sawsbuck) (M) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Sap Sipper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort
- Agility
-
-
funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
1 day in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
Use anything with magnitude as it's only damaging move.
>>26151234
new what?
if team, use banded smogonbirb
No boosts thx (Zoroark) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Memento
- Trick
- Torment
- Punishment
IT'S A NEW CHAMP CALL MEANIES
>>26151266
nice trip there, friendo
>>26151266
Put your trip back on if you're really champ.
>>26151268
>>26151270
That faggot champ said "new dick" in chat and he's offline.
It's a new champ call.
I'll be champ, then.
funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
>>26151244
this
>>26151279
*unsheathes katana* (Absol) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 8 Atk / 248 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Swords Dance
- Mean Look
- Will-O-Wisp
again
ebin cade
>>26151279
aegislash
Scollipede named DIO with Attract, Swords Dance, Protect, and Steamroller
Had to give Absol super luck, it couldn't have both fury cutter and justified.
Also Aegislash is in Ubers so we're going Ubers.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367523399
>>26151290
(You)
>>26151290
you
(me)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367523399
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367525943
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367526949
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367527089
haha hey guys :D
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367528751
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367530216
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367531274
Alright, new memes.
if same champ:
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
if new champ:
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
A stall mon without a stall moveset
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
harvest anything
>>26151509
shitball (Voltorb) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Aftermath
Level: 5
Serious Nature
- Taunt
- :^)
hoge
>>26151411
ebin cade or ebin cade's doge fren
Electivire
i give u OU mon
salamance with only double edge
go mega if u want
>>26151520
i give u a cock to suck
a big fat black cock
go balls deep if you want
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367535799
>>26151515
This is even worse than jolly gyro ball electrode
>>26151544
This might deal more damage than that pokeball meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367536881
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367537007
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367538719
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367541299
homer is dead and musgrynn are poopy newfigs that need to leave
>>26151656
I agree
>>26151656
this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367542881
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367544323
>>26151656
true
>going for a grudge match in unironic 'pssst.....kid' mode with an OU team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367546676
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367547304
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367547697
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367549076
Another batch of fresh memes.
Boom Room (Claydol) @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Explosion
snibs
Crit Astley (Hitmontop) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Technician
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Triple Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Focus Energy
- Bulldoze
vespiquen
>>26151778
>>26151285
This but with super luck and replace fury cutter with night slash
mozzo
weedle
Something with all 3 Fang attacks
cb scolipede named MACH 7
umad lol? triggered le pepe le bane?
hahaha trolley'd trollololololo guy fffffffffuuuuuuu
le showderp army le memes doge wow such kek lmoa top good goy reeee remove genies lol i like smogon summer go away that tfw when gen 5 was the best gen xD goodra is weak sex only throw ice at cloud that birds le ash & inflatable serena forced meme anime 4 serious adults cartoons 4 children bulbapedia le dubs hoopaning dubs trips epic fail checked reaction memes figures waifu? no trap me too thanks epik fail bro cia a.ge.n.t on.l.y nintendo lankey dankey monkey face fug ray rayyy lmao le rekt in you're mum cuck ohgodwhy.jpg tamashii raises verlisify paws? check this article on knowyourmemegenerator.jp meanie poopyhead *screaming shokotan* stealth furry thread masuda inflatable pony hentai install gentoo melting can't firing my lazer beams top kek la kek when my frog where pee pee poo poo le robot anita meme kanto remakes no safari zone epic trumpet music #gg facebook fanpage subscribed upvoted *unleashes dream ball aegislash* john cena reddit only the oldfags sugimori vintage art your kid your squid shared liked it deviantart battle frontier pls comment on change.org we can moshi moshi senpai wtf newfag pokemon diversity oras? sjw shill this is bait all ogre diggersby tho post hex maniac epik moar courtney smelly armpits mayme pfffff bianca is farts ban scald rolf
>>26151795
Hello, memes lol
le post yfw y/n? corocoro leaks black leaf matters pika pika anonymous legion benis :DDD locke is canon good goy usa fuck yeah battle maison rng autism salamence cake is a lie big guy shofu oy vey anytime she has no zimbabwe i want to be eaten by serperior sonic kawaii desu grabs belly literally roleplays such music wow mozart hoenn confirmed iwata did lavander town tower 8.5/10 too much stealth rock creepypasta doge pomf pls wew charizard a best lucario #1 ash is a loser iris was here ebola chan what does /vp/ think of indian elephants diaper fanart tim turner blasting off again twitch plays digimon vgc scald sonichu tcg nerd naruto animated picture drama donate 4 my tumblr hack yolo rejuvination epic pokemon reborn by drayano ftw baka gamefreak? for free? le hot pocket monsters chinese cartoons 90s kids rate my yokai team tajiri injecting pokemon nothing personnel just for fun #jesuispamperchu make a mega extreme speed huge power tips fedora l2p shit designs swag baka noob competitive shitposting i can read katana wish i was japanese min max legendaries deepest lore r34 serebii confirmed haha funguy faec :^) prankster lad wew fairy dicks pls be in london ayy le mao ying huehue specs weedle backwards is kum frankly lmaoing irl desu in imo js it was le me le dio le jojo hahahahaha mfw xD
>>26151798
that's not me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367550671
>cum to showderp
>it's another episode of sigma champs shittily for four hours
kill me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367555804
>>26151886
/me kills you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367559557
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367560046
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367562134
New champ.
me or something epic
A stall mon without a stall moveset
remove thorn
me or a bug guy
scolipede with swords dance and 3 attacks
weedle
mozzo
crobat
>>26152011
wew
if same champ:
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
if new champ:
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
>>26152017
Suggester here, this is a pangoro
gg undert
>>26152034
you missed an "a" my friend
>>26152039
shut ther quidf;zxflkvjcvkjscfuck up
>>26152046
sorry just trying to help you out
>>26152051
I don't knead your help
>>26152058
do you knead my dough?
>>26152060
urusai now if you know what's good for you
>>26152069
sorry i dont speak nuclear ape
>>26152073
then it's too late
15 minutes and champ is dead, new autist
>>26152106
dumb slut she still has one minute
>>26152109
delete this
ok new champ
me
mozzo
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
Infernape
anything lol
roostan boostan
>>26152128
kill yourself
>in elo hell
>against a zam
>moveset: double edge, body slam, focus blast, zen headbutt
>it doesnt mega until the last turn
>>26152160
nice blog but this isn't showdown general
>>26152166
Im doing something while waiting for a FUCKING CHAMP
can I champ yet lol
>>26152172
no fuck off
>>26149824
>a human bean
>she
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367574338
>showderp is dead
Me champ. Give shitmons.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367576607
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367577241
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367580077
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367581866
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367583916
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367588377
chek em
new team after
new team
bully waifu
mozzo
armaldo
fa-bu-lous (Roserade) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Sludge Bomb
- Leaf Storm
- Dazzling Gleam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
>>26152403
nice boosts, nerd (Alakazam) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Recover
- Foul Play
- Psych Up
- Encore
Scraggod (Scraggy) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shed Skin
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Knock Off
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Drain Punch
>>26152406
Mozzo's a shitty meme desu senpai.
>>26152406
fuck off, skip this
av limber ditto
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367591997
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367593561
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367595945
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367598139
new team
that same ursaring but with facade instead of last resort
mozzo
registeel
Blood Ant (Durant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Stone Edge
- Iron Head
- Bug Bite
Any REMOVE ____ meme
eelektross with acid spray
>>26152542
GET MEMED ON
fake out only lopunny
>>26152542
KEKED
>>26152586
its more difficult there desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367602896
>>26152586
dont be a pussy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367604172
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367606670
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367610251
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367612285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367612543
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367614050
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367615732
new ubers team
loli fingering (Jirachi) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 88 Def / 172 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Wish
- Recycle
- Metronome
ho-oh
lozzo the fun bear (Snorlax) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Gluttony
Happiness: 256
EVs: 12 HP / 252 Atk / 244 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Protect
- Belly Drum
- Last Resort
*steals ur laifu* (Klefki) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 Def / 200 SpA / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Heal Block
green weenie (Yanmega) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Air Slash
- Bug Buzz
- Endure
- Reversal
or pdon or crogre if ubers
me or
ANTS (Durant) @ Choice Band
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
- Giga Impact
- Crunch
free set up (Throh) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Bulk Up
level 1 kyogre
>>26152905
groudon named FUCK WHALE
>>26152909
>toxic orb
>gluttony
why
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367619794
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367623086
while this fucker timestalls
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367626480
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367629678
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367631767
last one
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367632637
new champ
couldnt get past gliscor
me or a big guy named "for whom?"
free set up (Throh) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Bulk Up
me or wew
mozzo or lozzo
Danger Danger (Omastar) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spikes
- Toxic Spikes
- Stealth Rock
- Scald
>>26153273
cheeky rat
pichu
http://dogars.org/set/1179
>>26153281
>>26153277
These will work great together.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367636891
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367640143
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367642548
champ will lose to this
nevermind champ still has some dignity
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367643622
whats with OU today lads
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367645157
ive got something a little better.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367648626
fuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk you masketta man
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367652864
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367655358
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367657275
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367660821
WEW
LAD
new team
http://dogars.org/set/1179
mozzo or lozzo
Fell stinger mega beedrill
what a thrill (Beedrill-Mega) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Pin Missile
- Fury Attack
- Giga Impact
wew
ebin cade or roulette rock
Something with Blaze Kick
boom boom v2
>>26154010
>>26154011
>wew and ebin cade
a dream come true
>>26154007
>>26154008
>two mega bees
is this real life?
>>26154002
shitball
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367669279
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367671925
AG will never not be epic as fuck
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367673893
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367674856
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367676290
>call champ
>computer IMMEDIATELY shits the bed and I spend the next four hours trying to get it running again
wew, sorry about that earlier lads
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367679262
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-367683128
champ died
me champ
use this
http://dogars.org/set/1295
if new champ:
>>26154004
Volcanion @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Body Slam
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Roar
champ died, post respects
F
also cute green bug :3
>>26154429
your favourite meme
metronome anything
Hydreigon
mozzo or lozzo
>>26154439
call the moves btw
>>26154436
What do i press to dance on his grave?
>>26154447
>MOOOOOOOOOOOM I SUGGEST IT AGAIN XDDDD
Poliwrath @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wake-Up Slap
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
>>26154457
my dick
>>26154464
You gotta understand that we got a lot of new people here and they have to tire themselves out with these 'ebin maymays' first before they discover the good stuff
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367691646
join
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367694927
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367699091
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367701498
chump come on just voice the people in the chat
champ, just give us voice
Valva, how do we spam leaving and joining?
>champs who take 5 fucking minutes just to inevitably voice everybody
N E O D E R P
>>26154907
keep your mouse right at that red x and spam clicks + backspace
>>26154932
>sultan is neoderp
talk about newfags
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367707197
sorry i was too busy voicing people to notice modchat was turned off
>>26154947
>neoderp is synonymous with newfag
*sigh* neoderp these days lmao
new champ
>>26154932
take it easy, I was trying diplomatic negotiations first, they actually work most of the time if you're polite
me or boom boom 2.5
me or Welfare check
http://dogars.org/set/1179
the dankest smeargle
XD
shitmon helper :) (Ariados) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Insomnia
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sticky Web
- Toxic Spikes
- Shadow Sneak
- Protect
I'm a tree (Regigigas) @ Leftovers
Ability: Slow Start
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Drain Punch
- Return
- Thunder Wave
Mega Gallade with Skill Swap
fuq birb (Murkrow) @ Eviolite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Taunt
- Torment
- Roost
- Feather Dance
kiss my butt (Togekiss) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 36 Def / 120 SpD / 104 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ancient Power
- Roost
- Baton Pass
- Substitute
FUCK YOU BP CLAUSE
metronome whatever, call the mvoes
SKRILLEXxX
>>26154960
>putting words in my mouth
did i even say that? or autism causes paranoia too?
lurk more instead of talking shit
check these out. It's also my birthday today too ;^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367712877
>>26155074
it was implied. what other aspect is there to defend aside from him being an epin oldfig
and ive been here longer than you ;)
>>26155110
>Sultan is an oldfag
on my knees begging you to lurk more
>>26155141
to be fair I'm older than most of the current regulars in the chat, but I haven't been around since the very beginning if that's what you mean
>>26155141
see >>26155152
honey youre so confused
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367716539
>>26155152
>>26155178
>let me samefag to prove my point
i'm on "dogeza" position at the moment weeping for you to lurk more
>>26155152
Im older bby
name top 5 most annoying neoderps
>>26155258
you
>>26155258
me
me
me
me
me
one last battle before new chimp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367721460
>>26155258
spicy meems
scotteh
unstumpable
juicy
dyxia
new chimp
fucking normiefag birthday plans
me or your favorite mon with the most cancerous set possible named "mozzo"
Little Mac
mozzo or lozzo
cummy in tummy (Goodra) (F) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Gooey
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draco Meteor
- Fire Blast
- Sludge Bomb
- Thunderbolt
Raticate @ Expert Belt / Wide Lens
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Crunch
- Zen Headbutt
- Wild Charge
- Flame Wheel
Something named Dragonforce
>>26155432
zozzo the free damage bear (Spinda) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Protect
- Substitute
- Last Resort
the madman
charizard with just roost
>>26155438
>>26155443
>>26155446
the fw youd only post these shitmons if you were projecting ur frustrations about yourself onto innocent showderp
>>26155465
tfw you aren't a frogposter
>>26155483
tfw you aren't a mozzoposter
what better way to start than with trips and a mono weed team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367726333
>>26155465
I think it's just a lack of creativity. These people are the 9gag of showderp, recycling the same shit over and over because they can't do even the most basic OC shitmons.
there is no shame in loving to a qt flowre shitposter girl
tho honestly I kinda feel that was a snipe
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367731916
>>26155711
I'm almost positive it was a snipe.
OU: (No Crits) when
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367734480
>>26155795
Showderp: (No Spicy) when
>>26155841
OU: (No Showderp) when
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367736843
OU: (AG) when
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367738847
at this rate I could probably get off to the words "impeach" lel
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367740039
>server restart
WEW LADES FUCK SCOTTEH
new team while >We wait
Hariyama with smelling salts
>>26156050
dustox named "memes lol"
Meme Police 1.5 (Empoleon) (M) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Torrent
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Roar
- Toxic
- Defog
Toxicroak @ Life Orb
Ability: Dry Skin
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Focus Blast
- Sludge Wave
- Dark Pulse
- Vacuum Wave / Nasty Plot / Icy Wind
av dustox
bellsprout
free pick
something with healing moves
so whats ur favorite meme showderp? :3
>>26156158
green frog guy
>>26156158
http://dogars.org/set/59 this one is pretty nice desu
>>26156158
boblak
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367740728
we back now
stop hitting on fluffa u weirdos
shes mine
>>26156419
B-BACK OFF
>>26156419
>she
>>26156455
some girls juts have a dick anon
Champ where the fuck are you?