It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. there is no light at the end of this road. We try and try every day, but it never gets better. Friends never seem to come our way, no one seems to fall in love with us. No one wants to hire us even though we put up thousands of applications. I'd take any job at this point. Waking up in the morning just seems to get harder and harder every time. why can't we be one of the lucky one in a billion that dies in there sleep?
Maybe we just need to put all our hope in this one champion that refuses to give up, and give him 6 suicidal pokemons to try and help us dig out of this hole. Maybe this time it will be different. Maybe this time he won't succumb to the shittiness of life and just kill himself when the weight is just too overbearing. Someone save us from this eternal nightmare, please, anyone...
The Depressed
>shitmons.ddns.net
The Unloved
>http://booru.showderp.com/
The Dead
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
666KillChopDeluxe (Haxorus) @ Metronome
Ability: Mold Breaker
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dual Chop / Outrage
- Hone Claws / Dragon Dance
- Superpower
- Earthquake
>shitmons.ddns.net
S H I T O P
H
I
T
O
P
>>26149860
REDO THREAD FOR THE DOGARS
<3 (Luvdisc) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 36 SpD / 220 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Agility
- Draining Kiss
- Scald
- Icy Wind
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367475931
es tiempo
>>26149898
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367476078
>>26149907
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367476078
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367477103
FOREVER IN OUR DREAMS
DONNELMANDER
Someone needs to save the replay and add it to the donnel here again description
>>26149943
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367477103
>getting swept by a charmander
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367479072
>>26150019
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367479072
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367480581
>>26150077
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367483124
>>26150185
NEW TEAM GOGOGO
>>26150221
counter gengar
mew with a particularly nasty set
Gengar @ Black Sludge
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Disable
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb
mpinsir with feint instead of QA named murder.exe
something dogar related
http://dogars.org/set/1318
Hitmonlee @ Liechi Berry
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Lonely Nature
- Reversal
- Endure
- High Jump Kick
- Knock Off
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367485731
es tiempo
>>26150267
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367487151
>>26150312
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367487151
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367489285
>>26150390
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367489285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367490931
>>26150443
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367493407
>>26150524
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367493880
>>26150541
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367494027
>>26150548
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367494683
DONT LOSE YOUR WAYYYYYYYYYYY
>>26150564
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-367494683
NEW CHAMP GOGOOG
Bruce Kent (Gliscor) (M) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 16 Def / 240 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
- Earthquake
- Roost
- Toxic
- Taunt
citizen snibs
ill go
>>26150672
you need a trip newfren
ok
cb or lo darmanitan
hone claws durant
head day (Rampardos) @ Choice Band
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Head Smash
- Headbutt
- Zen Headbutt
- Iron Head
fuggin epic (Raichu) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Lightning Rod
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Encore
- Nasty Plot
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Thundurus (M) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Wild Charge
- Nasty Plot
hone claws durant with life orb
>>26150703
why wild charge?
>>26150699
>>26150703
>>26150706
>>26150698
>>26150694
>>26150695
lo/hone claws durant from the 2 suggests
>>26150708
ruse
>>26150715
I get it, but it's still retarded and not even a worthwhile ruse.
>>26150718
cool
1 more people
snips
george
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367499610
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367500679
wins coming
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367501611
3rd tima charm!!
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367502289
smogon point quest continues
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367503565
fug
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367504640
therapeutic
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367505574
alexmedel is not very good XD
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367506172
on a streak bredrin
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367507240
last one
new champ
Gigalith with Magnitude.
No explosion, no stealth rock.
blood totem
hello yes me
>>26151035
snibs
Use this >>26151003
free pick
>>26151035
pokeball (Voltorb) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Static
Level: 5
EVs: 252 Atk
Adamant Nature
- Foul Play
- Sucker Punch
- Sonic Boom
- Mirror Coat
When you kill something with it, replace it with the killed pokemon.
Rhyperior with only hm moves
weedle jk haxorus
cuckleon
dual screen zong
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367511359
here it is
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367512084
ignore that last battle
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367514211
great streak
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367516201
balls
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367516561
well deserved
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367518164
new
a steel mon
>>26151234
*unsheathes katana* (Absol) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 8 Atk / 248 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Swords Dance
- Mean Look
- Will-O-Wisp
forks (Sawsbuck) (M) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Sap Sipper
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Last Resort
- Agility
-
-
funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
1 day in Syria (Glalie-Mega) @ Glalitite
Ability: Refrigerate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
-
Use anything with magnitude as it's only damaging move.
>>26151234
new what?
if team, use banded smogonbirb
No boosts thx (Zoroark) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Memento
- Trick
- Torment
- Punishment
IT'S A NEW CHAMP CALL MEANIES
>>26151266
nice trip there, friendo
>>26151266
Put your trip back on if you're really champ.
>>26151268
>>26151270
That faggot champ said "new dick" in chat and he's offline.
It's a new champ call.
I'll be champ, then.
funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
>>26151244
this
>>26151279
*unsheathes katana* (Absol) @ Absolite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 8 Atk / 248 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fury Cutter
- Swords Dance
- Mean Look
- Will-O-Wisp
again
ebin cade
>>26151279
aegislash
Scollipede named DIO with Attract, Swords Dance, Protect, and Steamroller
Had to give Absol super luck, it couldn't have both fury cutter and justified.
Also Aegislash is in Ubers so we're going Ubers.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367523399
>>26151290
(You)
>>26151290
you
(me)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-367523399
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367525943
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367526949
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367527089
haha hey guys :D
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367528751
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367530216
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367531274
Alright, new memes.
if same champ:
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
if new champ:
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
A stall mon without a stall moveset
this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
harvest anything
>>26151509
shitball (Voltorb) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Aftermath
Level: 5
Serious Nature
- Taunt
- :^)
hoge
>>26151411
ebin cade or ebin cade's doge fren
Electivire
i give u OU mon
salamance with only double edge
go mega if u want
>>26151520
i give u a cock to suck
a big fat black cock
go balls deep if you want
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367535799
>>26151515
This is even worse than jolly gyro ball electrode
>>26151544
This might deal more damage than that pokeball meme
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367536881
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367537007
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367538719
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367541299
homer is dead and musgrynn are poopy newfigs that need to leave
>>26151656
I agree
>>26151656
this
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367542881
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367544323
>>26151656
true
>going for a grudge match in unironic 'pssst.....kid' mode with an OU team
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367546676
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367547304
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367547697
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367549076
Another batch of fresh memes.
Boom Room (Claydol) @ Light Clay
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rapid Spin
- Reflect
- Light Screen
- Explosion
snibs
Crit Astley (Hitmontop) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Technician
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Triple Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Focus Energy
- Bulldoze
vespiquen
>>26151778
>>26151285
This but with super luck and replace fury cutter with night slash
mozzo
weedle
Something with all 3 Fang attacks
cb scolipede named MACH 7
umad lol? triggered le pepe le bane?
hahaha trolley'd trollololololo guy fffffffffuuuuuuu
le showderp army le memes doge wow such kek lmoa top good goy reeee remove genies lol i like smogon summer go away that tfw when gen 5 was the best gen xD goodra is weak sex only throw ice at cloud that birds le ash & inflatable serena forced meme anime 4 serious adults cartoons 4 children bulbapedia le dubs hoopaning dubs trips epic fail checked reaction memes figures waifu? no trap me too thanks epik fail bro cia a.ge.n.t on.l.y nintendo lankey dankey monkey face fug ray rayyy lmao le rekt in you're mum cuck ohgodwhy.jpg tamashii raises verlisify paws? check this article on knowyourmemegenerator.jp meanie poopyhead *screaming shokotan* stealth furry thread masuda inflatable pony hentai install gentoo melting can't firing my lazer beams top kek la kek when my frog where pee pee poo poo le robot anita meme kanto remakes no safari zone epic trumpet music #gg facebook fanpage subscribed upvoted *unleashes dream ball aegislash* john cena reddit only the oldfags sugimori vintage art your kid your squid shared liked it deviantart battle frontier pls comment on change.org we can moshi moshi senpai wtf newfag pokemon diversity oras? sjw shill this is bait all ogre diggersby tho post hex maniac epik moar courtney smelly armpits mayme pfffff bianca is farts ban scald rolf
>>26151795
Hello, memes lol
le post yfw y/n? corocoro leaks black leaf matters pika pika anonymous legion benis :DDD locke is canon good goy usa fuck yeah battle maison rng autism salamence cake is a lie big guy shofu oy vey anytime she has no zimbabwe i want to be eaten by serperior sonic kawaii desu grabs belly literally roleplays such music wow mozart hoenn confirmed iwata did lavander town tower 8.5/10 too much stealth rock creepypasta doge pomf pls wew charizard a best lucario #1 ash is a loser iris was here ebola chan what does /vp/ think of indian elephants diaper fanart tim turner blasting off again twitch plays digimon vgc scald sonichu tcg nerd naruto animated picture drama donate 4 my tumblr hack yolo rejuvination epic pokemon reborn by drayano ftw baka gamefreak? for free? le hot pocket monsters chinese cartoons 90s kids rate my yokai team tajiri injecting pokemon nothing personnel just for fun #jesuispamperchu make a mega extreme speed huge power tips fedora l2p shit designs swag baka noob competitive shitposting i can read katana wish i was japanese min max legendaries deepest lore r34 serebii confirmed haha funguy faec :^) prankster lad wew fairy dicks pls be in london ayy le mao ying huehue specs weedle backwards is kum frankly lmaoing irl desu in imo js it was le me le dio le jojo hahahahaha mfw xD
>>26151798
that's not me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367550671
>cum to showderp
>it's another episode of sigma champs shittily for four hours
kill me
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367555804
>>26151886
/me kills you
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367559557
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367560046
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367562134
New champ.
me or something epic
A stall mon without a stall moveset
remove thorn
me or a bug guy
scolipede with swords dance and 3 attacks
weedle
mozzo
crobat
>>26152011
wew
if same champ:
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
if new champ:
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
>>26152017
Suggester here, this is a pangoro
gg undert
>>26152034
you missed an "a" my friend
>>26152039
shut ther quidf;zxflkvjcvkjscfuck up
>>26152046
sorry just trying to help you out
>>26152051
I don't knead your help
>>26152058
do you knead my dough?
>>26152060
urusai now if you know what's good for you
>>26152069
sorry i dont speak nuclear ape
>>26152073
then it's too late
15 minutes and champ is dead, new autist
>>26152106
dumb slut she still has one minute
>>26152109
delete this
ok new champ
me
mozzo
if odds: http://dogars.org/set/1179
if evens: http://dogars.org/set/658
Infernape
anything lol
roostan boostan
>>26152128
kill yourself
>in elo hell
>against a zam
>moveset: double edge, body slam, focus blast, zen headbutt
>it doesnt mega until the last turn
>>26152160
nice blog but this isn't showdown general
>>26152166
Im doing something while waiting for a FUCKING CHAMP
can I champ yet lol
>>26152172
no fuck off
>>26149824
>a human bean
>she
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367574338
>showderp is dead
Me champ. Give shitmons.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367576607
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367577241
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367580077
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367581866
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367583916
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367588377
chek em
new team after
new team
bully waifu
mozzo
armaldo
fa-bu-lous (Roserade) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Sludge Bomb
- Leaf Storm
- Dazzling Gleam
- Hidden Power [Fire]
>>26152403
nice boosts, nerd (Alakazam) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Recover
- Foul Play
- Psych Up
- Encore
Scraggod (Scraggy) @ Eviolite
Ability: Shed Skin
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Knock Off
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Drain Punch
>>26152406
Mozzo's a shitty meme desu senpai.
>>26152406
fuck off, skip this
av limber ditto
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367591997
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367593561
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367595945
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367598139
new team
that same ursaring but with facade instead of last resort
mozzo
registeel
Blood Ant (Durant) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hone Claws
- Stone Edge
- Iron Head
- Bug Bite
Any REMOVE ____ meme
eelektross with acid spray
>>26152542
GET MEMED ON
fake out only lopunny
>>26152542
KEKED
>>26152586
its more difficult there desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367602896
>>26152586
dont be a pussy
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367604172
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367606670
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367610251
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367612285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367612543
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367614050
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367615732
new ubers team
loli fingering (Jirachi) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 248 HP / 88 Def / 172 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Wish
- Recycle
- Metronome
ho-oh
lozzo the fun bear (Snorlax) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Gluttony
Happiness: 256
EVs: 12 HP / 252 Atk / 244 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Protect
- Belly Drum
- Last Resort
*steals ur laifu* (Klefki) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 Def / 200 SpA / 56 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Draining Kiss
- Calm Mind
- Substitute
- Heal Block
green weenie (Yanmega) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Speed Boost
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
- Air Slash
- Bug Buzz
- Endure
- Reversal
or pdon or crogre if ubers
me or
ANTS (Durant) @ Choice Band
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Iron Head
- X-Scissor
- Giga Impact
- Crunch
free set up (Throh) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Circle Throw
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Bulk Up
level 1 kyogre
>>26152905
groudon named FUCK WHALE
>>26152909
>toxic orb
>gluttony
why
