Hey brah, how we doin' man? It's been a while man, life's so rad!
If you're new here, it works a little something like this: everything starts with a well-endowed girl named "champ". Her team is made up of the first 'mons suggested by you - Anonymous. She'll then head down to the borderline illegal PS!™ simulator, where she'll battle both ELO Lels and Smogondrones alike without even breaking a sweat - 'er sets are much too powerful. She'll call for a new team if should she needle-lot of fresh memes; or, if she fleece, she'll call for a new champ. And from there the cycle continues!
Should you still not understand, please just lurk this thread for a bit. We CAN and WILL bully you.
>shitmons.ddns.net
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>>26136467THE BEST TIME TO JOIN US IS ALL THE TIME!
im gay
>>26136536
is that a dick wearing a sweater?
>>26136536
OP SWALLOWED THAT
in before thread or pic deleted
>>26136565
>>26136562
what no its a girl dont you see the boobs?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366983039
open chest sweaters gets me hard
>>26136562
it's a feminine benis :DDDDD
>>26136604
>>26136604
ITS
A
CUTE
GIRL
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366986248 snips vs snips edition
May 5th, 2016
The day Snibs falls to a false Snibs
Press F to pay respects
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366988349 ban cancer lion edition
new team
Mew @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Synchronize
IVs: 0 Atk
- Block
- Metronome
- Recycle
- Rest
me or politoed
Smeargle @ Choice Specs
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Roar of Time
- Ice Burn
- Psycho Boost
- Doom Desire
a specs froge name "wednesday"
phsycial cherrim
specs weezing
>>26136741
anchor arms
competitive milotic
>>26136741
Kyruem @ Scarf
Nickname: FUCK OFF LANDO
Timid
EVs: 252 Spe/252 SpA/4 HP
-Draco Meteor
-Earth Power
-Ice Beam
-Free slot
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366991419
>>26136795
>Tfw i was one post too slow
>Tfw i will never see champ will never use anchor arms
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366992514
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366995057
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-366996374 new chimp after
new chimp no more autism aka me
ME OR LITERALLY A CATERPILLAR
Vanilluxe @ Life Orb
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Ice Beam
- Freeze-Dry
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Flash Cannon
articuno
beautifly
Will Champ win this time? Will he get 6-0'd again? Find out in the next episode of SHOWDERP
banded hitmonlee
anorexia (Gorebyss) @ Focus Band
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Dive
- Bounce
- Frustration
boom boom 2.0
SOLID SUGGESTER (Rhyperior) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Rock Polish
- Earthquake
- Rock Blast
- Fire Punch
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367001240
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367003010
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367004605
Champ in the wrong tiers shitting up the integrity of Showderp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367007715
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367008081
new team xDDDD
squishy cummies (Politoed) (M) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Drizzle
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 12 HP / 64 Atk / 200 Def / 232 Spe
Impish Nature
- Belly Drum
- Waterfall
- Brick Break
- Substitute
specs scatterbug
George
>>26137355
Man Time (Mantine) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Mirror Coat
- Air Slash
- Scald
- Ice Beam
Roofie Koibito (Gardevoir) @ Gardevoirite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
- Hypnosis
- Draining Kiss
- Dream Eater
- Calm Mind
flareon
>>26137370
make this male imo
>>26137388
I left it genderless to let RNG decide. But boipuss puss is fine.
>>26137399
okay, thats fine. Nice dubs btw.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367012718
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367013141
>>26136536
>>26136536
is dat a benis? lmao
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367013973
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-extremetiershift-367015231
new champ
power roulette
>>26137620
Finally
Shiny Gigalith without explosion.
me?
BOX 12 TRASH (Ledian) @ Life Orb
Ability: Early Bird
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- U-turn
- Aerial Ace
- Rest
- Toxic
REMOVE MUDSLIME (Flygon) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 148 HP / 252 Def / 108 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 30 Def
- Roost
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Earth Power
- Defog
special male mega lopunny
Chatot
niggersby
>>26137637
trunk
is the cancer over?
>>26137704
i only just arrived
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367020078
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367021022
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367022238
ledian S-rank OU
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367022725
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367023455
new timmy
specs mawile
subtract 420 from the last 3 digits of your trip number
use the mon with that number in the dex, or the next possible legal mon in line if it's banned
>>26137882
Spinda @ Flame Orb
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Last Resort
no other moves
mega blastoise
the stiffest afro
>trip
Are you okay anon?
specs weedle
nevermind i have to go
new champ
>>26138092
#blacklisted
no anime below this post
o-okay here i go >_<
nurusu isn't it past your bedtime
specs mawile
sandslash
dragalge
>>26138134
Defensive Pain Split Zygarde
>>26138134
Mega Diancie named Rocifu
we wuz fast n shit (Yanmega) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Bug Buzz
- Air Slash
- U-turn
- Hidden Power [Ground]
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367030675
pls no bully champ
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367033249
>>26138214
he carried even with a terminal illness
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367034839
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367035058
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367036540
>>26136536
I want to squeeze her :3c
New girl
may i
I can champ for a bit or hoge
something that reminds you of both zidane and bane
EXPAND ZONG (Bronzong) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
Happiness: 256
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
- Trick Room
- Gyro Ball
- Zen Headbutt
- Earthquake
You can change the ability, nature, and the last 2 moves
>>26138662
this is weedlAHHAHAHHA
a hoothoot named hootroot
Mega Swampert
DEPORTED (Ludicolo) @ Eject Button
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rain Dance
- Teeter Dance
- Giga Drain
- Hydro Pump
Cupkek
Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock / Dazzling Gleam
- Snore
- Calm Mind
- Rest
>>26138666
WHOOOAAAAA
TRIPS
FUCKING CONFF
CONFIIRRRRRMM eye
>>26138666
make her 0 speed IVs just in case
as a prank haha
>>26138714
shut stop talking
>>26138714
trick room and gyro ball users are autoadjusted to 0 speed IVs in the teambuilder
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367039520
cmon in
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367040637
ccccc: :3 new
champ!!
>>26138886
>= {
http://pandora.psim.us/battle-ou-3796603
a snipe is expected
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367041441
survived the sniple!
HURY THE FUCK UUUPPP
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367041907
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367042231
time to run away across rio grande
NEW CHAMP
I will attempt.
Offensive Togekiss or Jirachi, no scarves
Specs Archeops named Geronimo ;)
Shiny Gigalith with no suicide moves or stealth rocks.
a smoochum
PillowPrincess
claydol
v cuck
*magic bounce*
What is the minimum rating required to be considered good?
>>26139126
1.6k iirc but im not sure desu
>>26139126
1500 for people who don't care about smogon
Top 500 for people who do
>>26139126
smogon kicks in around 1600
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367044586
>>26139147
>>26139149
>>26139144
What about vgc?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367045960
>>26139147
If I get to 1.5k with a mono type in OU?
How do I get my dick sucked on showdownsyndrome like those people with stars/custom avatars/ect?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367047519
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367048039
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367048952
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367050617
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367051416
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367052366
New memes.
Jynx named Lady Boo-Boo
last resort castform
http://dogars.org/set/1270
cb steelix
roulette rock
Talonquail
Affinity (Tentacruel) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 248 HP / 164 Def / 96 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Sludge Bomb / Knock Off
- Acid Bomb / Hex
- Reflect Type
Tentaruse Cruise (Tentacruel) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 232 HP / 168 Def / 108 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Scald
- Acid Spray
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
Nice Momentum (Tentacruel) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Liquid Ooze
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpD / 8 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Acid Spray
- Scald
- Mirror Coat
- Haze
>if dubs
Blue Danube Waltz (Tentacruel) (M) @ Watmel Berry / Life Orb / Expert Belt
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Poison Jab
- Natural Gift / Knock Off
- Swords Dance
>>26139517
actually nevermind, just use rhyperior.
>>26139529
i hate this new rhyperior meme -.-''
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367054882
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367055090
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367055749
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367055812
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367056556
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367057105
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367057916
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367059317
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367060113
Another batch of fresh memes.
chillallnerds.exe
or
the stiffest afro
sawsbuck
any snek you want
Shemalaya (Abomasnow) (F) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Snow Warning
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature / Jolly Nature
- Wood Hammer
- Earthquake
- Rock Slide
- Blizzard / Ice Shard
Youkai-Wash
any set with the word Citizen in it on dogars
>>26139684
ALOAH SNACKBAR (Emboar) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Flare Blitz
-
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367063235
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367064119
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367065303
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367066493
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367067906
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367069099
One more new team.
X-Terminator (Metagross) @ Metagrossite
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 80 HP / 252 Atk / 176 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Meteor Mash / Iron Head
- Zen Headbutt
- Rock Polish
- Ice Punch
dragalge
Trump Cade (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
- Trump Card
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
Nature and Evs are on champo
>>26139912
your waifu
if none, default to flower slut.
specs magnet
papa roach
>>26139912
Whimsicott with leftovers and
Leech Seed
Stun Spore
Substitute
Encore
And Prankster of course
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367071907
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367073897
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367075039
mods should turn modchat off, fuck you do your job instead of letting that do all your w ork
someone pass this message on
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367076069
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367076546
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367078897
New champ after this.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367080658
Alright, new champ.
Did new champ fall asleep?
ded
chump here
>>26140420
snibs
>>26140420
donnel
Dream Plushie (Reuniclus) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Magic Guard
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- Acid Armor
- Rest
- Snore
http://dogars.org/set/1354
http://dogars.org/set/309
Machamp
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367096449
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367098804
>>26138364
get well soon zygarde
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367101232
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367101850
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367102656
new teem
Boom Boom v2.0
boom boom 2.5
dugtrio
Mozzo the fun bear
If it gets a kill change it to something good
your favorite buge
mega altaria
durant
death tole
>>26140591
>>26140590
cant have 2 clefables so skippan the latter one
>>26140606
change second one to epic cade then
>>26140606
change second one to rhyperior then
>>26140606
change the second one to baby boom then
>>26140612
>>26140618
>>26140620
shoulda used a trip to request if you want to change it after :^)
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367106291
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367108083
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367108796
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-367110975
new chomp, wish i coulda ran more with that team
more people should champ desu
>>26140739
It's early in the morning, Showderp's always dead this time of day.
>>26140754
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A CHAMPLESS THREAD
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A CHAMPLESS THREAD
WHAT DO WE DO WITH A CHAMPLESS THREAD
EARLY IN THE MORNING
I will be your """"saviour""""
funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
Ebin cade or Stallrein, chump's choice
>>26140765
disregard that I suck cocks, new champ
>>26140765
hidden genie (Landorus-Therian) @ Leftovers
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fly
- Dig
- :^)
boom boom v2
>>26140772
oops wrong trip, new champ
>>26140780
fuck you
i call champ lol
>>26140817
your favourite mega
>>26140817
I call a metagross lol