>http://randompokemon.com/
>set to pokemon to 1
>turn natures on
>turn NFE off
>generate>the pokemon generated acts as your mother and raises youAre you in good hands?
>>26081076
>Hardy Golduck
I don't want to be an orphan!
>>26081076
> Seriou Alakazam
Strict Asian mother, great
o͖h͍͚ ̶̱̇n͔̉o ͯt̝h̘̀̒a͖͘nk͉̼ y̗͎͓õ͔͎ū̼̤̜͝
>>26081076
>Brave Bird Jesus
I'm the son of the Messiah.
i think i'll be ok
>Adamant Archen
Probably a fucking bitch all the time
>>26081149
>implying that's not Brian
>>26081195
OP said turn NFEs off
>>26081195
Archen, and archeops, are total wreckers once they get acrobatics. An effective 110 stab power move as long as they don't carry items? Adamant is the best nature too. They are fast enough and have good enough resistances that Defeatist almost does not trip in single player. And if it was gen 5, get acquainted with a flying gem, it procks and gets used before acrobatics checks for held items, effectively making it a first-use super nuke.
>>26081076
Overbearing, but I would trust her intentions.
>>26081195
>>26081208
Rerolled for a more chill mom
>>26081076
>Bashful Xerneas
i'm pretty sure i'll be ok maybe
>Hasty Armaldo
A mother who wants to keep her child safe most of the time but not realize how stressed she is
>>26081076
>the type of parent that never lets you do anything cool for your protection
Can Pangoro be mydaddy?
Good hands? Probly not, but i can get away with whatever i want
>>26081235
what the fuck are you doing
>>26081076
>bashful shifry
I'm now pokemon tarzan, great
>Sassy Hitmonchan
>Are you in good hands?
Uh, sure.
>>26081088
>stealth undertale thread
>>26081524
what is undertale?
>bashful Porygon-Z
Thanks mom.
Pffft, I mean...
I have no idea.
I feel like she wants to be more of my friend than my mother :(
>>26081537
stop it
Can't wait for my lessons on how to spook people.
HELP
>bashful machamp
JUST
Victory?
>Lonely Blissey
man she ain't never gonna let me outta her sight. smothering incoming
>>26081113
hello brother
>>26081076
>Spy on Mum
>She's watching TV
>Volumes all the way down but at least she's pre-occupied
>Figure nows as good a time as any and start jerking it
>Have the freshly worn panties of my Munchlax sister
>Imakebigcums.webm
>Hear the door creak
>Look behind me
>It's mum
>Shit.png
>Try to hide the panties and plead my innocence
>She just looks at me
>Stares at me with her squinty eyes and leaves as silently as she came
This is going to be uncomfortable
>>26081076
>Mild Diancie
I'm ok with this
>>26081076
Modest Delphox. Yeah, I'm in good hands.
>>26081076
FUCK YEEEAAHH
quite high expectations to live up to
>>26081076
I don't know what to think
>>26081853
>no gay sex with HATS ON
Disappointed
Not bad/10
>>26081379
>everything he does is because he cares about you, even if he's afraid to show it
>>26081076
I don't know what to think.
>>26081939
She'll be less likely to murder you.
>>26081076
>Get my favorite pokemon to be my dad
Yeah, I'm definitely in good hands.
>Lax Articuno
Neato. My mom was super lax too.
oh
I guess I develop issues with physical contact.
>>26082006
I don't really see a downside to this one desu.
this anon may have won.
>Adamant Infernape
She's tough on her children, but only to make them strong.
I'll be safe, that's for sure.
>>26081076
Uh. I guess this is fine.
Don't know how to feel about this though.
What a coincidence
OH NO, OH NO, OH YES
>>26081076
>Naughty Kyurem
Fuck if I know. Probably not.
>Gentle Arcanine
Im good.
O–Okay.
i'll be fine i think
>>26081076
Lonely Seviper. I'm getting some /ss/
I have no idea what he's saying, but I know it's chill.
>gentle celebi
Very good hands
Pretty sure i'd be okay
>quirky Smeargle
we art boyz
>>26083511
>tfw mom's teenage pictures
This has "creepy uncle" written all over it.
>>26083603
Naughty nature, BTW.
>>26083603
>>26083608
>He doesn't know Carracosta is a superdad
>Modest Mienshao
Pretty good
Hello, you may call me Jesus.
Safe here.
>You will never cuddle your lonely mommy Goodra
I don't know, forgot to put nature in. I hope I don't grow up to be too evil.
Alright
Modest Deoxys that is really pushing a career in biology
>>26081076
I think I was raised right. I'm glad.
>>26081076
>she got knocked up because she was too dumb to use contraception
>can't protect me from the horrors of the world
At least she's warm and huggable. ;_;
>>26084929
will you fug your flareon mommy?
>>26084940
Floof is not for sexual! Especially if we're related. Bad Anon.
>>26084976
>Especially if we're related.
No, its more reason to do so!
>>26085017
>Bold Ampharos
Not really my mum, so time to shag the electric sheep. Literally.
I was expecting much worse
I am quite fine with this
>>26081076
i dunno if she is a good mom
>>26081076
>bold parasect
Save me
"Mom, what are you doing? Oh god, not the tounge. P-please, not again..."
>>26083535
That would be intense.
>>26083535
>tfw my mom's current pictures
My dick would be diamonds for my phox mommy either way.
>>26085185
He might not be timely, but boy does he try to get his act together.
>Docile Azelf
I think I'll live.
>>26081208
He's a very naughty boy.
>>26081113
>tfw no mommy Reshiram to fall in love with
Am I dragonborn now?
>Swoobat
I'm probably ok.
>Quiet Absol
I am okay with this
m-muh dick
Bashful Eelektross.
I have a phobia of leeches and things that look like them.
Kill me now.
I'm alright with this
Welp, guess I'm going to learn how to stop Kyogre and Groudon from fighting.
im ok with this
>Bold Mewtwo
I'm fine with this.
>>26081088
I'm getting flashbacks to the PokeParents meme
Naughty naturemy holes
>Tfw raised as a white supremacist.
>>26091907
He's more of a greyish-silver
My mom would V-create the shit out of bullies.
>>26081599
What's it like wearing a skull?
>>26081113
I like where this is going
>>26091969
>Wearing my mom's skull
>can't cry because it sound it makes hurts my ears
>turn 28
>Skull starts fusing to my face
>"OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>Mfw I'm stuck with my mom's skull as my face forever
>>26092020
Stahl ist der über typ
New thread, boys:
>>26092856
