>http://randompokemon.com/
>set to 1
>turn NFE off
>tyrn natures on
>generate>you reproduce with the pokemon generated and have to help take care of the kidsAre you a happy family?
>>26092856
Very happy.
>>26092856
>Relaxed Cresselia
lesbian sex
moon babies???
ok!
>Jolly Terakkion
On the one hand physically I'm repulsed. On the other that's a damn good nature. I hope it got passed on to the kids.
Naughty Mewtwo
Welp
>>26092856
>Inb4 Naughty Gardevoir
>>26092938
Mega stone y version and I think I could actually get it up.
WHELP.
>>26092960
Kek
>>26092936
Wait a second, the Musketeer Trio hate humans.
>>26092973
Romeo and Juliet if Juliet was a giant bull creature.
>>26092960
Problem solved itself, anon. Enjoy your pet cubone.
>Mild Regice
where do I put my dick tho?
>>26093001
But i'm a girl though
Very happy.
>Docile Slowbro
Not having children any time soon.
>>26093019
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
>>26093018
Make your own hole somewhere
I... don't know
>>26093094
>starting a famiky with god
Lucky
>Lonely Reuniclus
Not sure how that'd go but psychic kids sound pretty rad
>>26093117
If Arceus commands it.
>>26092856
>Bold Yveltal
>>26092856
Fuck yeah I am
>>26093081
But i'm fucking dead though.
>Rash Sock
>already have one of those
>>26092960
I guess you could say you'reboned
>>26093143
>shitnaugh fag
>>26093019
Kill yourself then. Baby needs a helmet.
>>26093159
fuck you i'm happy
>>26092960
Well, It's either going to be the best sex of your life, or the worst
>BraveGothitelle
Yeah sure I could work with that
>>26093122
Dat gelatinous amoeba pussy
>>26092856
>Gentle Latias
I know I won't be gentle with her.
Yooooooooooooooooooooo
>Brave Deoxys
I will go where no man has before and I will fuck a being of the stars.
I am very ok with this.
>>26093230
cheater
>>26093230
you realize how many kids you're gonna have, right?
>>26093238
>>26093252
I won't stop having Buneary until my dick falls off.
>>26093159
You must be at least 18 to use this site.
"can i speak to your manager"
>impregnated by a docile Dragonite
you don't even understand how ready I am
Perfect waifu!
>tfw go in with NFEs
>tfw fully expect to fuck a worm
>end up with bestboy
>>26093307
It was a Relaxed Absol.
>>26093293
Have fun getting the eggs out off you.
Oh boy gay moth sex.
>>26093325
th.. that's not how biology works. His sperm would find my eggs and it would grow in my human womb. Sperm doesn't make eggs, it fertilizes them. I would simply give a live birth to avery small dratini
inb4 probing
>>26093360
>im a girl btw >__<
I think I can work with this
I don't know if I'm happy...
>>26093360
>rape
>>26093435
Well, It's the only legendary that can breed, if that makes things better.
>>26093456
You can't breed a legendary
>>26093476
In the anime, it had kids.
>Impish delcatty
Wew
But the real question is, how do you explain this to a breeder or doctor?
>>26093516
The lore in Pokemon DPPt basically suggested that there was Pokemon x human stuff going on, so I don't think it'd be that shocking to the breeder.
>>26093594
But those are folk tales.
there are nothing proving that it actually happened.
>>26093606
The writers didn't have to mention it, yet they did. Why? It must be important.
Should I be concerned?
>>26093516
Love.
>>26093616
It was in a book that was in a place that you didn't have to enter.
I don't think that, it wasn't meant to be anything that important.
>Calm Ninetales
IVE BEEN WAITING
FOR A MON LIKE YOU
TO COME INTO MY LIFE
>Hardy Arceus
>Arceus
Guess I'm part of a pantheon, now.
Oh boy I know where those needles are headed. Welp...
>>26093870
That's not Keldeo.
Lets do this!
I'd fug a snek
>>26093887
Still a horse.
>>26093900
Is that a snake? it doesn't look like one.
oh boy
>>26092856
She's pretty cute to be honest, so I guess it'd work out.
>>26092856
Come on, son, time for your depression pills again.
>Timid Heatran
fucking kill me, I wouldn't touch that piece of turd with a long stick
>mild thundurus
Flying around on a cloud and Bara gay babies.
>>26093964
>Omar
>>26092856
>Are you a happy family?
as long as he won't get me burned during the fugging I guess
Exploding with excitement!
I don't have the slightest idea how this would even work. I guess it could possess an electric fleshlight or something.
>>26094040
I hear he's paranoid of rocks
>>26094040
>Careful
you're fine fampai
>>26093325
b-but it's mother who passes down the species
>Farfetch'd
I'll take the leek like a man
>>26094075
>letting your pokemon fug you in hopes of getting of pokemon
>you only get more humans
>>26094118
Of getting more*
>>26094051
>Rotom-L
>Electric/Fairy
>Exclusive move: Play Rough
Sounds pretty good senpai
>>26094118
Still a better deal than giving birth to some half human half Pokemon abomination
Could be worse I guess
>>26094155
True that
>>26094002
>hating on based Heatran
>Naive Nidoqueen
>she fails to realize that even if I do mange to impregnate her, the offspring would end up staying inside her
>Mild Golduck
Silly OP, I can't reproduce alone!
>Bold Lopunny
Yeah that could be worse. I like them bold.
>>26092856
No, i'm not happy at all.
>>26094496
Whelp, I'm >>26092960
And looks like were both posting from hell.
>>26094516
Maybe we get a cute ghost.
>>26094535
Oh yeah, you get 4chan in hell
but you have to solve 40 to 50 captchas every time you post
>>26094572
So hell is like being stuck on /vp/ forever and never being able to see anything else?
>>26094572
You can go on other boards, but yeah basically.
>>26094082
>Female ones use the leeks as strapons
>>26094189
Heatran is my favorite Pokemon and desu I wouldn't want to either fuck or be fucked by one either
>>26095117
That's how I feel about my bro, Sceptile
Though I wouldn't mind having him as a dad.
>tfw he's prettier than me
At least our little glowy fawn abominations will be cute.
>>26095321
Hard worker.
First of all, I have no idea how I'll manage to do so
>>26095478
Might want to reread OP's post
>>26094002
You're going to fuck Hetran and you're going to like it. Understand?
Quiet Flareon
Well. Ok I guess
>Jolly Serperior
Ayy, I have the best waifu here
>Modest Lucario
Not quite "JACKPOT!" but this is gonna be fun.
>>26096658
Modest
Not bad
>Just fuck my shit up
>>26092856
>Naughty
This is gonna hurt.
>>26096899
Oh god, we would be the worst parents ever.
They'd grow up into a litter of ragamuffins and thieves, and we'd be so proud of them.
You're damn right I'm happy with my family of weasel miscreants.
>>26096899
>>26096985
Didn't mean to reply
Timid Glalie
>>26092856
I couldn't be happier
O-oh my
>Careful Espeon
Oh my…how fast would she let me thrust?
Well, at least its gentle. So there's less chance of me getting crushed during sex.
>>26097188
You're still probabbly going to get crushed anyway.
>>26095117
You must not really cherish that Pokemon, bro.
>>26097188
Lucky son-of-a-bitch.
Shit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4
>>26097713
Double shit.
