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>>26030505
the great derailer of any thread that tries to talk about the pokemon world
almost as powerful as manectric is a wolf and kyogre is a dolphin for animals you want threads.
>>26030503
my favourite
Owlfags BTFO
>>26030505
ahh it's that pokedexfag autist again.
i think i saw him again in here a few hours ago in the chikorita (pear) thread
did anyone ever cap the 'moon is clouds' thread?
Not /vp/ but I guess related stuff is okay.
>>26030525
inb4 he replies here and says that he's right
>>26030548
highly unlikely because the op image and post is not about the behavior/characteristic of a certain pokemon
plus i doubt he actually even comprehends real english conversations
My favourite
>>26030536
I got this at least
>>26030517
>kyogre is a dolphin
That's ridiculous, Lanturn is the only dolphin Pokémon.
>>26030548
>>26030553
how about westart another pokedex: indian elephant edition thread to try and bait him?
>>26030505
>Mew can learn any move
>Crabhammer is a move
>Therefore Mew can learn Crabhammer
I don't get this meme.
>>26031279
its not a meme, its an anon that takes the dex entries as literal irrefutable fact.
see the dex says mew can learn every move. but there is no legit way to teach it crabhammer.
so this anon, mewtist, justifies it by ignoring this fact completely and repeating that the dex says mew can learn every move, so it can learn crabhammer
>>26031307
Just cause there is no in game way to teach it, doesn't mean it can't.
>>26031279
>>26031307
and he doesn't stop with just mew
check this one out and the rest of the thread >>26028294
>Insert image with green text on how GCPM11 will shoot up E3
Does anyone have that image about someone asking if the Torchic they gave you in xy was shiny-locked?
>>26030521
good stuff
>>26030536
>>26030523
Classic
>>26030523
>>26034506
Anyone have that thread with "teach that Nigger waterfall!"?
>>26030566
it's crap
>>26030505
>B-But mew can't learn Crabhammer
>>26034662
Every time I see this image, I put on the song and enjoy the ride.
>>26034699
you should check out this then, and this pic too
>>26034696
This needs an updated version.
>>26034671
Holy shit i was in that thread.
Then the fucking galvantula came back.
>>26034836
yeah, but i didn't screen that, cause the thread just became a chaos without any funny pics after that
better to just have the few best pieces
>anything past 2012
>good
No.
>>26034724
You have to admit, College Humor actually did a pretty good job carrying this idea on.
>>26030503
>09
>Larfleeze
>implying that's /vp/
>>26034898
and you think your post is any good?
at least try and not be a dick about it, like by saying something like "i prefer the stuff older than 2013, anyone got any?"
If you can't do that, then at least contribute, instead of just whining
>>26034559
i remember when /vp/ first became a board
we've come a long way /tr/ainers
>>26034963
>Inb4 I don't get it
>>26034976
>that anon who posted #11 was the very first anon to roll dubs on this board; it was physically impossible to do so before that point
>>26034993
Who gives a shit?
dubs and other sort of gets completely retarded
>>26035025
>>26035031
>>26035039
There are cases where they are used for fun, like in that pic
but usually they're just "hey check if i have foyve" for no reason, with no joke, without anything of interest at all
Same goes when someone starts a thread with "if i get dubs the pokemon world becomes real" and similar
Does anyone have "liquid electricity"?
It was from the leaks leading up to BW2, may have tied into HOENN CONFIRMED.
>>26035081
No, but that sounds so familiar
i wanna see it too, now
does anyone have gentlemon?
>>26030517
>kyogre is a dolphin
But it's an orca and orcas are dolphins
Anyone has this one where a kind anon send a poor anon his spare ds with Pokemon Diamond?
>>26035159
What day that was.
>>26034979
I had nightmares about having Y before having a 3DS. A friend PreOrdered Y for me as a birthday present knowing I was getting 3DS so before release.
I got the 3DS the day before relewse day but that night I had a nightmare where I had Pokemon Y and no 3DS to play it on
rekt
>>26035247
I remember this... What a waste of sextuples...
>>26030505
>>26030521
>>26030566
>>26033346
>>26034506
>>26034633
>>26034662
>>26034671
>>26034754
>>26035000
>>26035188
>Things that happened this year
>This month even
>"Best of /vp/
...really?
>>26034976
I was in this thread, what a day to be alive.
Anyone got the one with the guy who said you wanna feel my reuniclus
>>26035359
We've been on a roll lately.
>>26035359
>implying some of it isn't good.
Where is hot monkey dik
>>26036516
>>26035323
As compared to what? Matsus? Gimme a break, we all know there's been much worse over here.
does anyone have the pic of that person getting a massive 6 Get with a May picture and all the replies?
>>26036500
are we doing this, nigger?
>>26035359
It's better than continuing to post the same stuff that everyone has already seen. Helps me catch up too since I haven't been on /vp/ in a few months.
>>26030521
Oh shit, that garchomp story is mine.
>>26037576
>>26035081
All i got
>>26035058
Ayyy my sides
>>26031359
I bet you think half a presses don't exist either
>>26035359
>judging something as bad because it's new
I mean, i know there's always some guy that only post really new stuff, but do you really expect the screencapping of threads to just stop?
fuck off with that retardation
>>26035199
Sure, here you go.
Anybody have caps of the MXC thread? I have a couple but they seem incomplete.
>>26035081
I have the thing, enjoy
>>26030505
>That's not a official Pokemon site.
>>26038378
Thanks,though that could need a bit of cleaning up
i mean, there's several posts in there that's not at all relevant to the liquid electrcity stuff
>>26034917
>Diancie, Hoopa and Volcanion were leaked 2 days after they released the gen 6 pokérap
>>26038378
>>26038424
There!
Now i think it's a little better
>>26038378
>Every other gas has a liquid form, why not electricity?
I'm fucking dead.
>>26030505
Actually the only reason Mew can't learn Crabhammer is lack of Crabhammer move tutor or TM. If there will ever be one in future games, Mew will most certainly be compatible with them.
>>26038497
we know
it's just a stupid meme
let it go
>>26037561
You know it.
Did anyone screenshot that guy who asked for a shirt design for a tournament and someone got quints?
>>26038701
>"IM UR DAD LOL"
Still makes me laugh.
>>26034980
physical/specialsplit didnt happen yet.
You probably aren't underaged and just didn't think about that. Right, Anon?
>>26038830
He isn't saying he didn't get it, he was just assuming that someone would come along who didn't and would ask.
>>26031307
Aren't there multiple moves that Mew can't actually learn in-game?
Anyone got the Looker busting vp thread?
>>26037023
i fucking love showderp
>>26037023
>>26038848
No, the NPCs just don't want to teach those moves to her. Mew could easily learn those moves otherwise as she can learn any move.
>>26038888
>she
>>26038884
that's shit.
>>26030659
>Lanturn is a dolphin
>>26039313
Are those pictures real?
>>26039484
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1759146
You're on your own for the second one.
>>26034963
Took me a second.
>>26035039
To this day I think this is probably the best thing that's happened on /vp/. I've seen this shared on /v/ so many times. It's a timeless classic.
>>26039555
search emma on the 34 site. page 2.
>>26039555
>>26039484
second one is real toohttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1248845#search=emma%20porkyman
When did "Fug" appear for the first time ? Was it on /vp/ ?
>>26038378
I'm so glad Hoenn didn't taint gen 5 with its shittyness.
>>26038497
Can new learn Blast Burn? There's a tutor for it, but it can't learn it
>>26039719
Yes, in a Rayquaza giveaway thread.
>>26039313
The lack of anything Emma is very disappointing
>>26038497
But there ARE still moves that mew cannot learn though, such as Draco Meteor, or the Starter exclusive Hyper Beam variants.
>>26038373
Wow just wow
>>26040272
Mew can learn those moves.
>>26034662
>my Umbreon post got included
Nice
To this day I still laugh
>>26038373
awesome, thanks anon!
>>26038830
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>>26040394
>posting a reaction image in a screencap thread
>>26030503
I don't get why this edit gets posted all the time. I know hurrdurr Hat Fortress memes, but the original had Larfleeze which is still evident in the edit from the trip. Sort it out
>>26030521
These threads honestly make me think I'm like the 1% of people that plays Pokemon and isn't an absolute fucking sperg nor a brony/furry faglord. I am however an overall social sperg in the sense I'm stupidly shy, but not to the point where I'm showing off porn to complete strangers like it's normal because I can goddamn tell when something's taking it too far.
I mean, it's still funny to read other people's stories but I'm on my 3rd year of college, openly play some of the old games on emulators on my phone and not once have I come across someone as fucked up as the little shits here.
Maybe I've been lucky.
>>26045855
are you me?
>>26045855
>the 1% of people that plays Pokemon and isn't an absolute fucking sperg nor a brony/furry faglord.
The people telling the stories weren't spergs,at least we'll assume they're not,so it's at least a 1:1 ratio of sperg to non-sperg.
>>26046323_No.
>>26047104
It's scary the amount of autism this franchise has gathered. You could make the argument that it happens with pretty much any other franchise but contrary to those others Pokémon goes hand in hand with furries and ponyfuckers.
So we have these people with this trifecta of disgusting fetishes and lifestyles where they go so far beyond the turning point that they detach from reality and start showing others their OC donut steel, handdrawn porn and all that shit to strangers just because they happen to have to an extent that common link with Pokémon with the other person.
It just rubs me the wrong way this whole thing and I can't pinpoint why. There's plenty of franchises I like with shitty autistic fanbases but with Porkyman something in particular ticks me off and I don't really know what it is.
I don't mean to sound fedora or snowflakey but at least it feels good to be part of the minority that's not, you know, mentally ill. Even this place is filled to the brim with literal kids, furfags, autistic spergs and all sorts of fucked up people.
