/vp/ what the hell is wrong with my Chikorita?
>>26028182
Literally nothing is wrong with it, stop whining.
>>26028182
It's a fruit.
Someone got your actual Chikorita.
>>26028182
that's not a chikorita, that's a mango
THICK
Why does this board exist
>>26028215
That's a fucking pear.
>>26028236
It's obviously a mango anon what have you been smoking
>>26028182
It just turned ripe, anon. But now that you mention it, I kind of need help myself because I sure as hell don't know what happened to my Chikorita
>>26028224
WE NEED TO GO THICKER
>>26028182
What do mean anon? That's definitely a chikorita.
Chikorita is the cutest starter.
>>26028247
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
>>26028256
That's a fruit. Chikorita is a leaf Pokémon.
>>26028294
>Actually using the Pokedex as proof
Lol
>>26028294
Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>26028316
The Pokédex is a official source.
Chikorita Pokédex entries are 100%.
>>26028324
It's true. Chikorita is a leaf Pokémon.
>>26028358
>>26028385
No. Chikorita is not a Leaf Pokemon.
The Pokedex is not a very credible source.
>>26028385
>>26028358
>>26028358
>>26028385
Chikorita is the Cute Pokémon.
>>26028488
Inaccurate. It's the leaf Pokémon.
>>26028499
Inaccurate. It is NOT a Leaf Pokemon
>>26028479
:D
>>26028510
Chikorita leaf Pokémon
>>26028527
The Pokedex is not a credible source.
>>26028552
>>26028556
>nowhere did he say accurate
Huh.
>>26028563
It's a official source.
>>26028574
They only say it automatically records data. There is nothing in your pics that say it is accurate.
>>26028563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pExn-S7WduQ
>>26028584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4
>>26028587
grass and trees did not flourish in the area you time travelled to
>>26028600
arceus does not have one thousand arms in that video as he creates the uniiverse and the egg
>>26028607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTxea0xPhJw
>>26028623
that does not change the facts that i stated though
>>26028607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJViCjDkLA
>>26028631
it did not descend to the ground when kyogre and groudon were fighting in the anime
>>26028663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfLcn23QtPw
>>26028663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP8SP0gmD7k
>>26028676
you're just shitposting at this point. you're not even trying to disprove everything i say. you're just further showing more evidence on how the pokedex is inaccurate.
you probably dont even understand english anyway
>>26028693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUQ2t-zRtI
>>26028699
none of the volcanoes erupted on the game when groudon awakened
>>26028707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5B6A6mOGlA
>>26028574
>a
kill yourself
>>26028693
>you probably dont even understand english anyway
what was your first clue?
>>26028182
It appears to be a tad different.
But don't worry little Chikorita, I'd buy you for two seckel, and then me anjou are going to go on some adventures forelle. We could fly together on a concorde, read some comices, and even show you to my Bosc. Let me give you a name. How about Bartlett?
>>26028779
You are a stupid traveler like ash Ketchum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9LFmstCcg
>>26028793
That's a chicken boot. It is not a accurate information. Chicken does not have boot.
>Low_quality_image_of_Chicken_Pokedex_entry.png
>>26028838
>>26028663
>>26028607
>>26028693
sounds like your sources are inaccurate, m8.
>>26028247
what the fug
>the autist is back
FUCK
>>26029740
No. Fuck is not in the Pokedex, it is not a accurate.
>>26028247
Oh shit, what the hell?
>>26028866
you too
>>26028736
hey can mew learn crabhammer?NO
>>26028294
>>26028527
>>26028556
>>26028574
>>26028587
>>26028600
>>26028623
>>26028631
>>26028676
>>26028692
>>26028699
>>26028736
How do people not recognize the Mewtist on sight and ignore him at this point? That underage autistic faggot has one of the most recognizable posting styles and patterns on this entire damn site, let alone /vp/.
>>26028563
>I'm an authority on Pokemon research
>take this device that records inaccurate data
But why?
>>26028294
You're forgetting the most important fact:
Mew can't learn Crabhammer
What's wrong with Chikorita you ask? The fact that it exists
>>26031514
That and he doesn't change his filenames.
>>26031514
I hope my posting style isn't recognisable :O
>>26028294
But anon, I thought mew couldn't learn Crabhammer?
>>26028663
>Using the anime as a credible source
>>26034872
Shigeki Morimoto said Mew can learn any move.
He created Mew
>>26031616
Shigeki Morimoto said Mew can learn any move.
He created Mew
>>26028182
Your chikorita looks fine, mine is apparently sick.
>>26028182
You might need to plant it so it can evolve
>>26028236
lol
>>26028236
Are you high? That's clearly a fucking banana.
By "any move", the Pokédex means Mew can learn any TM. It's correct to a point.
But it can't learn Crabhammer.
>>26034992
dude that's a shiny
>>26031514
I just figured at this point it was a couple of anons grinding a meme into the ground from /v/ or some such shenanigans.
>>26028799
(you)
>>26035432
>>26034992
Top kek
The funny thing is that Chikorita's shiny palette closely resembles that mango, so that's not too far off from the truth.
>>26028282
>>26035898
>trainers hate him!
>see how he caught 200 pokemon in just 6 hours!
>>26028182
i had faith the pokemon community was good until this thread
>>26034946
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