I made it better /vp/!
>>24916054
>Tortoise becomes LHC
I never really liked the Dragonair to Gyrados/Magikarp to Dragonite swap.
The Dragonite line is too happy to end up like Gyrados.
These make no sense. Why would Magcargo turn into Gigalith? Actually it would make more sense for Magcargo to turn into a lava turtle, as it's another slow animal with a shell, plus it wouldn't just get bigger.
Magikarp and Gyarados are based on wind socks and on the legend of the fish who became a dragon but got its dragon powers removed because it was being a douche to everyone, so it makes sense. Not sure about Dragonair turning into Dragonite, though.
I don't know what you were thinking with the Torkoal one. All fire quadrupeds, but they have different concepts.
Venonat and Caterpie last stages switched make sense, but Butterfree looks less poisonous than Venomoth.
Now, you know what a cool evo line would be? Remoraid to Octillery to Mantine. Three different animals from the sea based on artillery: Remora gun, octopus tank and manta fighter plane. It also makes sense because Remoraid sticks under Mantine's wings, like a plane with two guns.
>>24916126
>Octopus turns into Manta ray
Thats the dumbest thing I've heard all week. Remoraid and octillery are pulseman enemies, Sugimori just shoehorned them in because he could.
>>24916068
LHC?
>>24916054
>first two
Yes
>middle two
The final forms would need major tweaking to be believable
>last two
No
>>24916192
Large Hadron Collider :^)
>>24916054
Le eviolite Heatran :^)And Torkoal
>>24916054
Except for the slugma line, yes you did.
>>24916275
>The final forms would need major tweaking to be believable
Yeah, like Dragonite would have to be a blue serpent dragon without wings.
And Gyarados would have to have a bunch of humanlike limbs, replace all the white wing-looking fins with antennae, be orange, fly using wings, be really fat, and splash some green on him for good measure.
>>24916126
>the legend of the fish who became a dragon but got its dragon powers removed because it was being a douche to everyone
This legend literally doesn't exist.
The first part where carp going over a waterfall turning into a dragon exists. But that other part is entirely made up.
>>24916192
>>24916292
Large Hadron Collider
I don't understand how so many people are too stupid to understand why Dragonair would turn into dragonite.
>>24916402
NotspecialSnowflake is stupid but cheese and crackers topping off the Chingling line with Bronzong makes sense
>>24916192
>>24916292
>>24916429
Large Hardon Cockrider :^)
>>24916054
Wait a minute, I get it!This is satire!
>>24916439
Your explanation helped, thanks
>>24916054
>using fanart for the Long Hard Cock when official art exists
>>24916054
Just when i thought i have seen high level autism today, you created a new standard and made everyone else look normal and well adjusted.
Holly fuck just lol at swapping dragonite and gyarados based on color.
Go out of your house and get a life.
Dragonair to dragonite is based on a korean dragon. Jeus christ u r autistic
>>24916192
>>24916292
>>24916429
>>24916556
Large Hadron Collider:^)
Even if you refuse to humour the idea that venomoth and butterfree's designs were switched, which is acceptable since it is entirely conjecture, you simply can't deny the huge visual similarities between caterpie/metapod and venomoth as well as venonat and butterfree.
The rest are shit, but those two are blatantly obvious.
>>24916678
Shut up you stupid motherfucker, the caterpie and venomoth lines are the way they were meant to be, there was NO last minute change, there was NO mistakes, the caterpie line is based off of a japanese genus of hte swallowtail butterfly metamorphic line.
>>24916705
Butterfree's head is literally a venonat atop a butterfly body. Fuck off.
>>24916714
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papilio_glaucus
Literally go obtain a firearm of any type and shoot yourself until you stop forming thoughts.
>>24916730
The swallowtail doesn't look particularly like venomoth or butterfree. Also it's larval form doesn't look particularly like Caterpie either. Metapod is the only part of the line with a clear resemblance.
Here's a crazy one, you guys ready for this?
>>24916402
only if bronzong gets heal bell
What if these were all connect through a common evolution, similar to Eevee? It could make sense that pikachu would be the first pokemon to be part of a four stage evolution.
>>24916054
okay buddy explain why camerupt turns into gigalith of a ll things
also magikarp - dragonite and dragonair - gyarados is retarded but at least I can see where you're coming from
>>24916418
Dragonite's face actually resembles Dragonair's at least and if you ignore the colors it just looks like a fat Dragonair with limbs and wings
Gyarados looks more like a sea serpent than an actual dragon, the spikes on its back look like Magikarp's and it has a fish tail and Magikarp's whiskers
fuck right off
you want to take some of the coolest pokemon from gen 1 and evolve them into what is, imo the worst gen 1 pokemon? I know it works design wise but the only way to make the dratini line better is to make it stop evolving at dragonair.
>>24916054
>gyarados is blue so it should evolve from dragonair meme
>magcargo into gigalith
Stupid as fuck desu
>>24916917
>not wanting a real Dragonair evo
>>24916917
>hating Gyarados
this fucking nigger
>>24916054
It gets more hilarious as it goes down the list.
>>24916946
If you want to go through the effort of raising a magicarp to level 20 for a pokemon that before the special/physical split of gen 4 wasn't even good go ahead and be my guest. I tried to do just this in ruby once and ended up hating the thing.
>>24916730
<s>how does this thing work</s>
>>24916977shit
>>24916885
Roast me.
>>24917124
>mouse + dog = different gender mice
>mouse + cat = squirrel
>mouse + wing = flying squirrel
>mouse + ferret = gerbil
>>24916660
best one ive honestly seen
>>24917182
>mouse + wing = flying squirrel
That's basically accurate though.
>>24916192
Large hadelon corraida-kun
>>24916192
Large hadron collipderper
>>24916054
The last one looks like a Digivolution.
>>24916746
>grass snake turns into a frog
Anon
>>24916958
>not liking Gyarados
Jesus your taste is horrible.
>>24916557
Makes no sense. Samurott is part giant otter and has a samurai theme. Which the other pinniped lines lack.
>>24916192
Large Hadron Collider
>>24916054
Dragonite is now fixed and it only took some MS Paint.
>>24924780
>kawaii ugu~ eyes
Die.
>>24920877
See >>24918802
The guy is fucking retarded beyond belief
>>24916192
Large Hadron Collider
>>24916693
You leave the Noivern line alone.
>>24924780
ill help you
>>24916660
This actually works pretty well.
>>24926054
Made it worse.
>>24926054
>Dragonair but now fat
>>24916054
I would love the last one only for how broken evolite heatran would be.
>>24916793
Dude when I was a kid and played Black for the first time, I spent so much time trying to get Luvdisc to evolve into Alomomola. LMAO XD
>>24926054
It looks like a full condom.
I fixed scyther's fucked up evoloution.
>>24931213
>Dude when I was a kid and played Black for the first time
>Dude when I was a kid
>Black
>XD
B8 or not underage b& pls
>>24931434
Anon...
>>24916192
Long hard cock
