Can we all agree he is our true god?
Yes.
>>24767804
>God pokemon
>doesn't learn every TM, therefore not omnipotent
Come back to me when it's not some demiurge shitter
Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon
>Can we all agree
No, we can't. This is 4chan, not your normie hugbox.
>>24767842
I'm sorry, do you see Mew in this picture?
Exactly because he's not god, Mewfags need to shut the fuck up
Oh boy, here we go again
>>24767852
Accept it.
>>24767852
Look at this heathen and his pagan idols.
>>24766909
>tfw the only hope for this argument to finally end got keked
god dammit GF
JOIN TOGETHER FELLOW /MEW/SIAHS
MEW IS OUR TRUE GOD
>>24767852
Does that mean Mew is God then? Since Arceus is sitting where Jesus should be.
Ahem
>>24767909
Are you implying all of those pokemon that came before Mew aren't actually pokemon at all? What are they then?
>>24767804
GEE I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE ANOTHER 410+ POST THREAD WITH LESS THAN TEN IMAGES IN IT ARGUING THE SAME SHIT FOREVER AND EVER
>>24767909
The only Pokemon that we are more or less sure were created directly by Arceus are Dragon Trio (basic laws of universe), Lake Trio (human mentality), Weather Trio, Regis (both to shape Earth), Unown (Giratina didn't create them you silly) and Mew (vessel of genetic code of all Pokemon). Kyurem and Deoxys came from space and we don't know their origins. Everything else almost definitely descended from Mew.
I can't be the only one to find these threads funny, can I?
/vp/ fucking shits themselves over the stupid Arceus/Mew argument
>>24768036
this
there needs to be daily threads about this junk
>>24767804
No because Mew is ancestor of all pokemon
>>24767804
>got turned to stone
Nope.
>>24767804
Nah
>>24768072
literally everything did
>>24767909
That's gonna be updated a little bit
>>24768072
If you base it off that then xerneas is apparently god since it wasn't even currently in existence to be turned to stone at all
>>24768133
this artist does things to my dick
>>24768133
>>24768137
no
>>24768156
this is mine go away
>>24768174
>this shit taste :^)
>>24768171
That art style is fucking hideous man
>>24768174
Here you go buddy I got something more up your alley
>>24768174
SOMETHING
I don't actually have more than this because this design isn't my taste but I can't completely shun it because it doesn't look like shit like other things I've seen
>>24768386
mew fans BTFO
>>24767804
No
Source:
I'm Catholic
>>24768133
>>24768135
>>24768137
>>24768156
>>24768161
>>24768166
>>24768171
>>24768181
this samefaggotry had so much heart and soul put into it
why
>>24768454
I hate it when people dump pictures too
>>24768454
>imagedumping is samefaggotry
First weekend here anon?
Also pic related
>inb4 shopped inspect element xD
>>24768454
Have you been here for 2 seconds?What's your defense, calling this bait or saying you were pretending to be retarded?
>>24768481
I was pretending to be bait :^)
>>24768443I was one of the anons that had a thing for musk. It was great to meet others that do too.
What a shame.
>>24768454Arceus girl IS shit, butthis was just retarded
>>24768515The worst part about having a musk fetish in my opinion is that you're always literally one step away from being lumped in with slob/fart/whatever disgusting fetishists and the more ignorant pretty much automatically class you with them anyway. It's terrible to be around people who don't understand/don't want to understand for the sake of bullshitting around, but great when you're reminded that there are others that know what you're on about.
It was a miracle it went on as long as it did the one time it had the chance to honestly, but thats not something to expect to see more than once. I wish I could write stories but it takes a certain acquired vocabulary and prose and a fair degree of skill to really make something worth someone's time.
sweet lord arceus PLEASE come sit on my face
>>24768548>one step away from being lumped in with slob/fart/whatever disgusting fetishistsI hate that too. That thread was so nice and I loved meeting others who felt the same way about that stuff.
I'm not so good smut writing.
>>24768549
I don't understand why there is no imagery of it. Its so easy to draw arceus sitting down its just that no one ever really seems to want to try because the ring throws them off.
I mean, fuck, the closest thing you get to this is shitty deviantart garry's mod uploads with arceus models positioned to be farting on something and thats just horrible
>>24768582
As much as I love his butt, facesitting dosent work for me when it comes to quadrupeds. It's my second favorite fetish with bipeds though.
>>24768707
I get you. The asses on a quadruped will never be the same as a biped unless you do some really fucked up anatomy wankery that'll end up looking terrible. It ends up like this. Which isn't bad but you know that isn't quite right. Theres different qualities about Arceus' specifically that are still amazing eitherway though and it loses them when its biped.
>>24769003
Exactly. Don't get me wrong, I still want to get my face all up in there. But I'd prefer if he was standing is all.
>>24769025
I think at this point I'm going to commission someone to redraw this as a pornographic version and get a rule 63 version made. I haven't seen any sfw art of him look as good as this one.
>>24769051
Please do. Plenty of people would enjoy it. Myself included.
>>24769066
Not sure who I can trust to commission, though.
Sometimes I think darkmirage, sometimes I think not. Maybe pienji could pull something off, but I don't know many artists that could do itjustice. Arceus in general seems to be fickle material for artists, people take one look at it and they're like fuck it I'm not even going to try.
Any artist suggestions? Looking to spend no more than $150.
>>24768015
>Kyurem
What. He is the leftover body of the original dragon
>>24767804
>He
I prefer herm arceus because you get everything you could ever want with no hassle.
>>24769873
Maybe you aren't the same person who was shitposting in the thread earlier. I don't really care anymore, all of you deserve my vitriol.
>>24769894
Well alright man. Handle yourself well.
>>24769916
I'll handle myself as well asyouthat person, don't worry.
thread has a fraction of the posts as yesterday's and is already much more interesting
>>24767909
The Unnown should be tied to Dialga and Palkia since they appear in their dimensions
Kek
>someone makes a thread about Arceus General
>gets spammed with religion junk
>someone makes a thread about religion
>gets filled with Arceus General
>>24769942
So how haveyoubeen doing? It's been a bit since lastwemet.
>>24770010
It's about to get filled with something a lot better anon
>>24769894
>>24769916
>>24769942
>>24769873
>>24769812
>>24769643
>>24769625
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>>24769248
Once again with these two fucking lovebirds ruining arceus threads that finally don't get the mew versus arceus spam.
>>24770023
Just wonderfully. Do you think I'd have all this bitter resentment if my life was as idyllic as yours?
>>24770076
>once again with this faggot who samefags until the thread is lewd enough to satisfy him no matter what the OP was
Works both ways.
>>24770125
>Just wonderfully. Do you think I'd have all this bitter resentment if my life was as idyllic as yours?
Probably not!
>>24770530
Well if you're that weak this board isn't safe for you.
life gas
>>24770530
I think tumblr is safer for your sensitive kind.
>gets caught by humans
in the pokemon universe only actual God is better than all the pokemon and people tbqh
>>24767958
not implying that at all
>>24773426
everything gets caught by humans that only balances it out tbqsmh
>>24767909
Where are Life and Death?
Where's the Rebirth mang?
>>24767852
>no mew hidden in the background
Disgusting
This thread is the most autistic ever
>>24775426
>he wasn't there for the 416 post 9 image thread that devolved into 2 people copying and pasting posts at eachother for more than four hours straight
>>24775469
Sounds fucking amazing.
>>24775469
Link to the archive?
>>24767909
This ever get updated?
>>24775469
I still think that thread only ended because one of them passed out
>>24775469
>no fanart of that thread featuring mew anon and arceus anon fighting eachother by holding up picket signs and expecting eachother to read the other's words
