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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>123525031
>20 memes early
>>123561269
actually this >>123561373
just take kotlguy for example. kotlguy is a man who is objectively bad at dota, not a good caster, and someone who has 0 game knowledge. reddit literally whined to valve until they put him in TI and the majors even though he is bad at every aspect of it. reddit for some reason hates it when objectively good caster/players/panelists do well over bad ones.
my guess is because reddit is a hug box where people legitimately ask how to get out of 1k mmr and dont want to admit they are shit so they want to surround themselves with shit
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
nth for holy shit ppd is balding hard
The only positions I understand is support and offlane. I can't mid and I can't carry. What the fuck is wrong with me? I have no concept of farming. I just like to support and fight heroes. I dislike farming a lot.. It feels very not helpful to me. Like if my team gets gone on.. I don't want to run away and into the jungle to farm. I want to fight with them and try and win that fight. However, I have grown really bored and need help branching out. Maybe its because I play the same heroes? I hate like 3/4 of the roster though.
HELP!
>>123561716
You cracked the code Johnny
>286 days since last hero release
>In the darkest of hours
>whenever Secret - Team GigaReddit - is about to win a Major
>or needs to be shut down in TI
>the ourrest of our guys always strike sthem down
>the heart of the gulag ALWAYS kills the team of incarnate redditors
>First is was based our canonical namesake guys slavs, based VP
>now it was our canonical guys O.ur G.uys with our guy N0tail
We should never doubt our guys to triumph over Reddit.
>>123561785
just play flash farming mids like SF, you farm for like 20 seconds then fight
When the motherfucking cocksucking FUCK is the next patch??????????????????
Akke deserves better!
>>123561716
B-but Kotlguy works hard and says memes sometimes...
>>123561785
let me help you
you dont understand shit, just get carried.
end.
you CANNOT be a good support without being a good core player, and offlane is just hardmid literally.
2
>>123561813
>1 hero PORT a year (not even a new hero, like Riot does 4+ times a year, a fucking PORT of a hero that has existed on WC3 already for a decade)
lmao, just fucking lmao dotards
What do? Should I join them?
Wow!
Frankfurt.
What a ride, huh?
Well, now that its over, remember to keep an eye out for deprecated memes on the gulag such as
>n0lans
>secret will never lose / any variant of secret is good
>honeypot lans matter
>chinese dota is good
>anime makes you better at dota
>>123561904
hard work != success
nth for ppd
>PPD predicted the Centaur pick by OG this game
PPD already has OG figured out
Didn't S4 only drafted solid picks in Secret? Why is he doing memepicks now?
http://pcpartpicker.com/p/zwZQrH
Look at this build and tell me what's wrong with it dotards
>People are blaming reddit when the reason for things like Region Lock is because Finol is an SA Goon, and SA Goons, as the originators of all SJW'ism on the internet [SA = SRS], want integration and forcing people of different cultures to play and hate each other in dota
Region Lock = Problematic = Finol removed it
Anyone else happy all of these garbage casters and analysts are getting replaced once the pro players retire?
How much would it cost to rent a patch on EG's sellout suits? Can't be that much now that they've been exposed as a fluke.
>>123562089
It's really shitty bait.
>ppd only shows up briefly in between games for 5 mins
>have to listen to some 3k shits cast the actual games
FOR
WHAT
PURPOSE
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>123562089
>AMD
no point in even looking at the rest of it, its shit
>>123562040
Reminder ppd let OG through to beat secret
he couldve won frankfurt if he wanted to
>>123562089
your pc doesnt matter becuase even players that get sent 20k machines for free have issues with fps thansk to stillborn
thanks valve
SECRET
WILL
NEVER.
EVER
E V E R
WIN
A
NON
HONEYPOT
LAN
PPD NEW INCONTROL
RE: 123562089
>AMD
end your life
I hate this meme meta of ebin mid carries.
wait, ppd is casting with synderen?
>>123562040
>>123562120
>>123562175
How can you still show face after the huge dissapointment EG has been since they kicked their only good player?
Show some fucking shame for god's sake.
>>123562334
>I hate this meme meta of ebin mid carries for the 3rd patch in a row
ftfy
>>123562334
I hate that 95% of dota lewds are fucking shit
IS OUR GUY CASTING THIS SHIT?
>>123562090
>Region Locking the majority of the player base
>>123562334
It's been this way since like DAC.
Maybe earlier if you think of post TI4 meta.
why is empire winning with anyone
they are at their alltime worst and literally swithc rosters every week
>>123562128
the funniest is that its really not
i have never ever built a pc in my life
i just want something very cheap and and especially form factor to move around to play doter on and normal computer use
>>123562381
ya
>>123562420
synderen or PPD? either way yes
>>123562452
Why are you even trying then? Just get someone on reddit to make one for you based on your budget and needs. Much better than asking people to correct your build when it's all shit.
>>123562452
you have to be 18 to browse 4chan
>>123562534
you have to be 18 to post not browse senpai
>>123561887
Reminder Goodkind is jealous af of axe and his affairs.
Reminder Axe only love is for battle and this is your average shoujo love story.
Our guys are actually the best team in the world.
What a time to be alive.
>>123562597
M-Mirana?
>valve rigging the game so OG wins
epic, miracle got like 3 invis in 12min
EIGHT THOUSAND
>>123562509
Can you do it for me anon? When i build the pc i willsuck your dicksupport you in 10 games with abaddon
>>123562434
Actually i think funnek could be the player they are looking for. Stable core player who is not very egocentric and does not farm a lot..
>>123562416
at least we have that flash of ww getting fucked by phoenix
>>123562729
I'm not joking when I say go to reddit. They have subreddits where people will jump over themselves for a chance to show off their epic pc building skills.
>>123562757
stfuj funik
>>123562729
www.logicalincrements.com/
they literally have a guide for dota2, one of the creators was shilling here way back
if you dont live in burgerland the prices may be way different tho
>>123562940
>being a NEET is a good thing
>being the king of a bunch of losers is a good thing
>>123562940
But EG is the NEET team artour, stop trying to deflect.
>NEETs
>>123562940
>won a certified fluke lan on a fluke
Yeah, that doesn't mean shit honestly.
>pick luna
>lose
why do teams keep doing this
can you post some mmr grinding tunes?
>>123563261
You get to look at her ass while playing
>>123563279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrO9PTpuSSs
fucking youtube removed like half the other things he has, god damn jews
>>123563261
>pick luna
>don't farm ancients
>don't skyrocket
>lose against flashfarmers heroes
So how hard will he get fucked over in 6.86?
>>123563261
they don't know about mid luna
>>123563380
if SF isnt nerfed into nothing after the like 4th straight patch of him being first pick first ban then im done with dota. so fucking tired of this hero
Our guys win yet again
>>123563279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPzEi8UHJJ0
literally who can stop them?
>gg
>WUVWUVWUVWUVWUVWUVWUVWUV
are these guys for real
>synderen dying inside as OG keeps winning
>Draskyl looks like he's 50
Isn't he actually like 28?
b-big daddy...... two lans????
>>123563454
>>123563380
>nerfing one of the few remaining mids that's actually fun
nice
soon playdota will realize its dream of having the game be 5v5 drow ranger.
>>123563380
NothingMap changes are going to fuck him though
>>123563561
he is just bored with the patch like everyone else. imagine having to cast essentially the same game 80% of the time for almost a year
Will SF get a much deserved nerf in 6.86?
/d2g/ you lied to me this isn't ppd, you said ppd was casting with synderen
>>123563583
Bigdaddyn0TI
Can the meme of inviting goofy accented yuropoors and gooks to be casters and on camera personalities end please? I am sick and tired of having to listen to these mush mouthed retards on every fucking stream. Fuck off.
>>123563635
I bet you want WR nerf too fellow reddit bro #supportplayer :^)
>>123563584
i want them to bring back other fun heros i just want SF gone, he has been in about 70% of my games for like a year. i want verity back in my games and not LoL esque metas where only 15 heros are not auto lose heros
>>123563635
no he wont mr redditor
you screamed enough about storm, you wotn ruin ANOTHER fine hero with your retarded 3k game knowledge
>>123563584
>fun
>shadowfiend.
FUCK off. Storm Spirit is and was fun. Timbersaw is fun. This hero is cancerous shit, and also broken - requiem not breaking invis is retarded.
eight thousand
SF doesn't need nerfs
>>123563356
already heard the whole album hundreds of times
>>123563728
Speaking about Storm.
He is getting nerfed again because Sumail trashed Secret again with it
BUFF ARROW CAT LADY, I MISS HER ;_;
>>123563737
reqyiem not breaking invis is not even a problem with him. it takes like 3 seconds to use, if you are in a place where he can ult on top of you you either need to learn how to buy detection or not be out of position so he can ult on you
the problem with SF is if you absolutely shit on him in the early game he can flash farm back to top of the net worth in no time at all. hell if your team is even a little bit smart they just stack the jungle for you and you will never be out of the game cause you can clear a quad stack in 3 razes for barely any mana and then just ult if the enemy comes to gank you for a double kill
>>123563737
>people who think SF is op are 3k unranked players
color me surprised
>>123563905
But that is it is also a weakness, IT IS FUCKING PREDICTABLE. if you shitted on him then go to his jungle and shit on him more while taking the stacks and blocking the camps.
>that tfw when this patch is so shit I find chess more exciting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHkW8yCcrI0
>OG wins a non honeypot lan
>forgets the Law Of The Honeypot and starts winning honeypot lans too
NO
STOP
NOTAIL
STOP MEMEING
STOP
FLY
YOU'LL GET MORE MONEY LATER IF YOU WAIT
CONTAIN YOURSELF
dota is so fucking bad stale and boring man
ADELAIDE?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>123563728
What the hell are you talking about?
Storm Spirit DESERVED his nerf - he's still a good hero though. Shadowfiend deserves a little nerf too - he'd still be a good hero if his abilities had a slightly higher mana cost. But he's not fun to watch, or play against, and Storm Spirit WAS. It was annoying how fucking overboard Icefrog went - basically made a hero unplayable.
Valve listening too much to reddit is a big problem in dota but it's inarguable that a 7-8K networth hero should never have been able to delete a 12K networth carry from existence for daring to show his face to farm a creep or two for 1-2 seconds.
Shadowfiend is now the strongest hero in Dota by a long way and takes so little skill.
>>123563584
Yeah this is quickly becoming one of my major problems with this game.
Not only do we never get any new heroes or regular content patches, but when any of the few heroes that aren't WC3 copy/paste hackjobs become popular, they are overnerfed by icefrog to appease reddit/playdota.
Really thinking of finding a new moba, this game has been mismanaged into oblivion, and was never even better than HoN.
sf gets like dd for free in lane
why?
>>123564029
Are you fucking retarded?
>>123564121
seeya next week
>>123563635
I don´t play sf but I´m shitting on all shadow fiends with fucking TA. You are just shit mr redditor desu baka senpai
>>123564034
>not watching dreamhack meme stone
>mfw TI are the true honeypot LAN because any team that won them became dogshit
>>123564110
>Storm Spirit DESERVED his nerf
>Statistically outclassed by a support
>HE DESERVED HIS NERF GUYS
>>123564170
just gank his jungle
>>123563905
That's why you need to nerf the mechanic of stacking, not heroes who benefit from it. Make the maximum amount of times camp can be stacked for example.
>>123564198
proven wrong
see: eg
SF isn't even OP
The only "nerf" he needs is map changes to make mid easier to gank
Reminder that shadowfiend has 100% pick/ban rate and 100% winrate on this memelan.
>>123564029
predictable doesnt matter if its predictable in a ton of different ways. if you shit on SF he basically has 3 options: fight, flash farm lanes, flash farm jungle. you cant be prepared for all of those options at once. also if you ward up the jungle by the time you get from lane to gank him he has already cleared his stacks. also if your spending on this time on 1 hero the rest of the team is going to destroy you.
SF needs an early game nerf i personally dont know how to do it but his early game is WAY too strong for how good he is in the rest of the game. the flash farming later isnt even that big of a deal but he should not be able to go from 6th net worth to 1st once he hits level 7 as fast as he does
>>123564110
What deserved the nerf and get kicked out of the game in general is memeback
Storm and such heroes were never a problem because you could shut them up early
Since memeback makes them even with you after a couple of kills you can never acomplish this and ends up being OP
>>123564325
the term is honeypot lan anon
>SF Aghs idea: SF now has an infinite soul capacity
There fixed him
>>123564170
Dude its ballanced its not like he has 900dmg nuke that costs no mana lol xD
6.85
Reduced Shrapnel delay from 1.4 to 1.2.
he's slowly creeping back and I can't wait
PEEPERS UNITE
>>123564290
>lost to Secret
>have RTC, the team destroyer, in team
>not dogshit
>>123564459
agi gain still garbage
>lpq
>3 people abandon at first blood
>the other two get a forced win due to lmao 1500 gpm before cs or tower gold
truly a meme for the ages
>>123564176
Think about it anon (it is not fucking hard)
Assuming worst case scenerio (Radiant SF) and you shitted on him in lane, HE WILL ALWAYS GO TO THOSE CAMP(You know which one)
>>123564170
Just jungle his wards
WORST FUCKING PAIRING REE
>>123564510
>getting lpq
kill yourself, if you have LPQ you already ruined the game for other people, it should be ruined for you back in that hell
>>123564510
(you)
>>123564585
saying that turkey > russia hardly ruins games though
and the same thing would happen in ranked if 3 people agandoned at first blood and the other two stayed for some reason
>>123564369
>Juiceshitters still mad that they can't 1v9 by suiciding to towers with only economy in their side
>>123564520
>hero is good laner
>hero is also good jungler
this is weakness because its predictable xD
>>123564680
thanks for typing that out, made me feel special
>dazzle slardar
just gg out
>>123564507
>3rd place at major
>shit
So everyone but Secret and OG are shit huh
>>123564510
thanks fammy im gonna use 'meme for the ages' in the future, that's a keeper
>>123564825
>secret
>not shit
>>123564825
>>123564507
non honeypot lans won since TI4:
EG : 2 - more money than any team in the history of esports
OG : 1
Secret : 0
>>123564825
We don't call them shit, just Tier 5 Dota.
>>123564951
>EG : 2 -
Which lans were those?
>>123565008
>Nato
>not terrorists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDFhgpidzNA
>>123565123
DAC, TI
also; reminder Secret has never won a non-shit lan
Why does fitjew look so unfit today?
That fucking hair...what is that guy even thinking?
>>123565318
nvm i had read since TI5
my cukolding girlfriend
>>123565564
why
Oh jesus I just played slark for the first time in my life
>over 100 stolen agility
>everything blows up when you rightclick it
>>123565637
build LMAO 2 hyper stones and you hit the AS cap after a bit
>>123565735
When I got moonshard my damage output looked like it got multiplied by 5, I killed everyone and we won.
Pretty good hero if you don't run blindly into the enemy secret shop under a sentry ward lel
2 POPULAR TEAMS ARE PLAYING I NA (honeypot) LAN
and the thread is completely dead
>fast blink on ES would be good
Mastermind.
Why is Elder Titan so good?
TELL ME ABOUT VIPER
WHY DO PEOPLE PICK THIS BADHERO
>>123565936
i just wish slarks early game wasnt so bad so bad
>gyro and disruptor both die because the disruptor is too shit to time his static field
how the fuck
>>123565637
yeah slark is fun in 2kmmr
any new sheevers
>>123566215
dominates lane and naturally builds into a mek
its a hero thats supposed to be picked in win in 30 minutes or lose line ups
Wyverns are for ___ING
>Pro Vipers always maxing corrosive first
>Nethertoxin is ludicrously powerful early game
Hate this meme.
>>123566393
banning
dude, rate my moustache collage.
holy shit that fight
>this game
Fucking tier 5 Dota.
>cosmetics makes rubick's stolen spells different from the originals
Why is this allowed? I thought cosmetics didn't alter balance?
>cr1t rubick
why are gods allowed to play with mere mortals?
Inb4 honeypot tournament cus OG getting smashed
ingame i cant stop telling people to kill themselves
and since reborn im not even getting muted for it
help
>OG trying to teamfight when they have 0 fighting heroes
???
>>123566426
>do not max nethertoxin
>oh wait FUCK thats the only reason why I have any tankability at all with my 335 ms
>die after hitting twice and using one ult
Why does empire only show up at literal honeypot LANS?
oh lmao turkey playing with fire i see
hopefully russia genocides them in the future
>"""""""""worlds best team"""""""""" losing to the Empire at their worst since like 3 years now that literally changed rosters like 3 days ago
smells like honey
>Synderen
>Sucking off OG's dick when Empire clearly won that teamfight
"hurr durr OG so good against a tier 3 team"
They won the major so now Synd has to suck their dick every chance he can?
you FUCKING offlane nigger jesus christ
>teams keep giving Fly Dazzle
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>123566789
>go 1/4/2/1 at 8
>make mek
>shit out damage and be unkillable
what don't you get
adelaide?
>>123566976
lmao I meant to say corrosive
hehe my bad :d
>>123566861
>revealing your strats and power level in honeypots
???????????
did you miss frankfurt??
>>123567026
adelaide.
Given infinite funds, which hero would be the strongest by themselves?
>>123566976
You forgot
>Fail to snowball and take all objectives
>Have only a Yasha by 30 mins because you can't farm for shit
>lose
Disliked Shitpire already, but since they added Feed1k, I now completely detest them. On the other hand, they have to plya Alliance, another team I despise. Fuck, that's hard.
>>123567105
can you give multiple aghs to people as alchemist?
if yes, alchemist, since you have 200 hp +10 stats x infinity
PLEASE GIVE ME A RIKI BUILD
>>123567091
>Implying secret strats to play standard dota against T3 and not feed
>>123567105
pudge becaus ef le infinite scaling
pudge le hardest carry guise give me upboats now
can you go bnack to reddit already and stop asking for shit that has nothing to do with any real game of dota?
>bbbbbut muh deadliest warrior dota edition, who would win 1v1 a carry venge or faceless void??????
>>123567105
spectre or dusa
>>123567297
oov
>>123567331
Don't you have a sheep to fuck, Ahmed?
>>123567309
Honestly I just want a hero that I can carry my trench games with
nobody ever knows how to end
>>123567181
>he builds yasha first
LAMO
>OG Are bad
-d2g
>>123567493
no matter what you build as viper you will lose unless your team joins up with you and you manage to take favorable teamfights from min 10
>>123567331
>>123567534
can you all fuck off
this is a sheever thread
>>123567105
A hero in a complete vacuum with any items, what a pointless scenario.
Discounting pudge/silencer/legion with 10000 stats/duels, either void or LD. eaten aghs and shard gives void 8 slots, and he has scaling evasion, bash, and a super hard CC. LD because when both him and the bear are 6 slotted, you win if you ever hit the other guy since you can alternate bashes and literally stunlock anyone to death.
how toxic is sing_sing?
Even Bamboe can be on a top team
quick post that webm. you know which one :^)
>>123562389
oh it's a reddit user
tell me what autism_2k has done after EG?
Is not qualifying for LANs an achievement?
remember when WW ult went completely through bkb on everyone and didnt give damage reduction while her arctic burn did pure damage?
>>123567493
ITT redditors question an 8K players build.
Yasha into Manta is LEGIT on Viper, you 1K tard.
Funn1k is so fucking bad
Why'd they pick him up
FUNNEK
>funnik
why is he still playing this game
when earth spirit eventually gets added to CM do any pros actually play it?
>>123568096
jerax
>>123567653
7slotted alchejew with battle items comes pretty close to unmanmodeable too, unless it's vs a maxed FV or 13slotted LD. The BAT reduction he gets from lvl3 ult is fucking insane if you don't build badnaga.
>>123568096
>no pro practices ES since he is not in CM
>ES gars added
>pros try it
>fail horribly
>they abandon it since they are mindless sheeple
>top pub players forge the meta
>ES gets nerfed
>pros start to pick him
like poetry
>>123568096
Earth Spirit has a 57% winrate at "very high" skill levels.
I'm gonna say it's probably 1st pick/ban material.
how the fuck are OG struggling so hard with this?
>>123568402
adelaide
>>123568402
They arent
They have like 20 mins to win this before Empires support get refreshers and other shit
>>123568086
Dota used to be popular back in the day but Riot actually spent a lot of money on marketing in Turkey, set up Turkish servers and Turkish LCS. So LeL is definitely bigger but Dota 2 still has a significant player base.
So this post got deleted while I was typing this. Why?
>>123568393
>>123568096
>>123568289
>pros dont know that es is good
this is one SPECTACULAR meme
>>123568393
I play in VH and I'm complete shit at this game. Competitive dota and pubs are two different things.
I love notail
He's a beatiful flower
>>123568520
I deleted it because the rest were deleted, the root was a non-reply to the pol stuff going on
C R 1 T
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1
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>>123568393
>>123568541
its not 'VH', he has confirmed 58% winrate when the game average is over 5 k
>yfw the state CIS Dota
>>123562427
the majority of the palyerbase can just play with themselves. if it truly is the majority it shouldnt hurt them at all should it?
OG OG OG
GO GOGO
OG OG OG
BEST
E
S
T
TEAM
E
A
M
IN DA WORLD
CONFIRMED BY THOUSANDS OF DOTA EXPERTS AND SYNDEREN
>>123568532
do they? thats why im asking, i dont know. who does?
How come Dazzle is allowed to be tier-1 support hero (first pick -tier) for 14 months straight?
Void was nerfed in two months.
And only one player was good with it (Universe)
Everyone picks Dazzle first and everyone makes game living hell with it and no nerfs.
Why
>>123568764
Supports cannot be OP
SF and WR are the problems, no way can ES and Dazzle be OP
>>123568734
if they are the majority,shouldn't they be the ones that take that decision
>>123568764
>a support is OP
look at this KEKold
>>123568764
>Support
>OP
pick 1
>>123568764
bh had like 78% winrate last patch
ALL of reddit cried to nerf storm, no one cried about bh becuase he doesnt make le flashy plays so he cannot be op
>Notail interview
and muted
>>123568748
every pro player complains about him in their pubs, and several don't want him to ever be in -cm
just because most pros don't play him doesn't mean they are blind to his potential. once he's in -cm i expect he will be highly valued after a few weeks of adjustment, maybe less if pros know ahead of time he's getting added and get a jump on learning him.
>>123568764
Dazzle doesn't have goodcrystalnova, goodfirefly and goodhalfcdblackhole.
>>123568868
>SF and WR are the problems, no way can ES and Dazzle be OP
>Storm and Lesh are the problems, no way can ES and WW can be be OP
>Sniper and Troll are the problems, no way can Venge and Lion can be OP
Every fucking Patch
>>123568885
>should not be the ones that take that decision
I take it english is your 2nd language?
this thread has gone to shit
post ppd
>>123568948
>Playing Alch as BadNaga
>>123568948
It's just a game, anon. Remember that. It's supposed to be enjoyable. Make it so.
I'm going to marry N0taiL!
N0LAN
Is stream lagging for anyone else?'
>>123569101
I fucking hate how Sniper was butchered. That hero actually is complete wash with the incredibly high CD Shrapnel reload.
and Troll was a fucking melee hero that just built tanky, just fucking Roar him and kill his team not fuc-
>DAZZLE GRAVES THE PERSON YOU ATTACK IF YOU ROAR TROLL AND DONT ATTACK HIM
:V)
>>123568948
same shit applies to any hero when some subhuman shitter stuck in 2013 or earlier do outdated item builds and feeds
>>123568998
A lot of people here and maybe on lebbit(?) talked about how bounty is definitely too strong, and then at the later part of the patch it was just accepted pretty sure
I didn't see many people arguing that bounty isn't at least a bit OP
>>123569190
wow bro easy with the hacking you might get on the news haha dont ban me haha
>>123569085
ok so who plays him?
>>123568764
Because the game is supposed to be balanced for spectators
Any heroe whose purpose is to facilitate fights must be strong
![n0tail - Big daddy [ n0tail ] 2014-05.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jqHzidf.jpg "n0tail - Big daddy [ n0tail ] 2014-05")
>>123569113
DID SOMEONE DELETE MY FUCKING POST?
Okay fine.
ALWAYS go the full cancer build on alchemist. The build is radiance+octarine+manta style. Quit being shitters and not going it. Your ult is up nearly all the time. MANTA will be up nearly all the time.
Quit being SHIT. Don't ever buy anything else besides radiance+octarine+manta as your CORE items on alch. Quit being DOG SHIT.
So sick of shitters going battlefury and AC and what not. What the fuck is that going to help you do? AC does nothing if you have 1000 life. FUCK you.
>>123569313
as of now, only jerax
if he gets added to -cm i expect most 3/4 role players will at least try to learn him.
just because no pros play him doesn't mean they don't know how mindshatteringly good he is.
>I want to see Alliance back!
I don't think i could be a bigger n0tail fanboy if i tried
>>123569313
no serious pro trains something knowing it will get changed
there is no point trying to learn heroes not in cm, all it will do is make playing them later awkward
"damn i thought i could do it, last patch i could for sure o well another feed"
-every kaolin shitter next patch if he gets nerfed
>I want to see Alliance back but they're not coming back
N0tail is surely ourest guy
>>123569346
>heroe
HOLA PERU
>>123569286
Its just livestreamer.. Idk why the stream is behaving like this
>>123569492
hola
So, I know we got a lot of Sheever fags around here.
can anybody of you tell me if they've fucked? There's some really weird tension between them. For a second I thought they'd hold hands or sth.
why has this continent entirely failed to not only to scrape together a single tier 1 team, but has also failed to provide even a single tier 1 PLAYER to the scene despite the game being one of if not THE biggest game in multiple of their countries?
Hello /d2g/!
I missed you guys.
>>123569726
?
sheever is pure, she doesn't sleep around
>>123569749
Sunsfan please
>>123569726
i think they're just awkward because sheever's and awkward person and cap only cares about dota
>>123569152
>tfw no hana gf
>>123569749
>HUEAHEAUHEAUHUE MID OR FEED JAJAJAJAJ
I wonder why
>>123569749
>NA dota manages to have 1 good team in their whole history
>GUYS GUYS LOOK THIS OTHER REAGION HAS 1 LESS TOP TEAM THAN US XDD
stay classy piece of NAshit
>>123569749
i mean peru is way way better than na right now
bunch of pubbies got way higher than "top 2 na" c9 at frankfurt lmao
and c9 is tiers TIERS above DC or archon
>>123569749
shit genetics. no really, Its literally hardprogrammed in their genetic code to be completely dogshit at dota.
>Nature's Prophet buys linken's to counter Charge of Darkness
>He doesn't realize the cooldown on linken's cooldown is 4 seconds longer than the cooldown on charge
>Spirit breaker halberds prophet on arrival to break linken's again, then ults him
this game is pretty cool senpai
>>123569749
What about Root gaming, that wolf team and monkiesforever?
Honest question pls no bully i think monkeys is good
>>123569749
>Continent
>Implying it isn't only Peru
Only Peru plays Dota in South America right now.
>>123569749
>only good NAshit team gets carried by a paki kid and a Poo in loo
>makes fun of other countries
>tfw swm is the closest thing Dota has to a qt twink boy
I'm fucking furious about this. At least LoL has Ezreal.
>>123569995
>implying universe isnt a literal god
Alliance is playing, post the pic, you know the one.
>>123570068
killing you are the shelf would solve the problem
>>123569860
the only reason C9 was good was because of Ritsu, they kicked their best player because the org likes taking it up the ass from Reddit.
>>123570162
learning eng the lish would solve the problem
>>123569913
I still don't know the context of what's happening in this picture.
how do we balance Earth Spirit without making him deal zero damage?
will 6.86 bring him to CM?
I did not realize smash looked this........dark
>>123570415
smash es mi pastor
>>123570328
They need to make his ulti something utility based , not tons of damage, might be viable then.
>>123569860
peru literally doesnt even have a tier two team, much less a tier 1
the closest thing Peru had to relevance was Not Today and they had a negative winrate at every LAN they attended
>wake up
>see this
wat do?
drow is CUTE
CUTE
Why is she so perfect, family?
>>123570581
Wake up again.
>>123570258
>if ritsu stays on the team c9 takes a blow to their image, not to mention the fact that no teams will scrim with them except mason stack
>if ritsu goes c9 looks good, teams will regain some degree of confidence in them, and they can potentially improve their roster
>somehow this is reddit's doing
>>123570258
>le reddit boogeyman
epic
>>123570609
>slav
>perfect
>>123570608
my cakeholding girlfriend
>>123570567
ok
what that makes na then when the second best team that is WAY better than evyerone else played much worse than peru at frankfurt?
tier6?
tier7?
next time you see perus say you are sorry they are forced to play with such shit players and that valve should region lock you away from them so you stop shitting up their games
>>123568029
>only took me 4 lives to kill u :>)
>>123570581
>>123570608
>>123570609
did all the waifufaggots from lelg switch to dota?
>>123570705
>alve should region lock you away from them
I wholeheartedly agree. Shitksin monkeys and first worlders should never play each other. they just dont mix well
>>123570609
>>123570745
never been to lolg familia
>>123570745
>I don't have a waifu
>>123570825
i mean i know states are like 60% mexican but self loathing isnt healthy
dont think of yourself as a shitskin
>>123570705
>meanwhile peru has never so much as placed at a relevant LAN
that country just breeds failures
>>123570745
why would anyone from an alivegame that has content and fun switch to this depressing shitmgae adelaide´?
>>123570825
So we're in agreement that Valve should lock NAshitters out of EU servers, yes?
>>123571012
Yeah, people shouldn't be allowed to queue EU so they can collect easy MMR
Two LANS in a row baby.
LOW PRIORITY QUEUE IS HELL, I PROMISE TO NEVER LEAVE A GAME AGAIN
>>123570987
>united states that far down the list
Sheevers tits are on point today, dayum
>>123562651
Is that a train behind her
>>123570987
>peru below countries that literally practice sharia law
how the FUCK
>>123571314
what is a pushup bra
ive seen them senpai, nothing to brag about
best hero to raise mmr with?
>>123570987
>tfw only barely superior to americlaps
close one to be honest family
Post Fwosh please
>tfw win more with perus than americans on my team
is it because im 3.8k or are americans just garbage
i mean smash got 8k before any american could
>>123571360ODpixel is that you?
>>123571419
adelaide
>>123570637
The only potential on C9 was Ritsu, the rest are all proven shitters whove been playing forever and never accomplished anything.
>>123568029
battlefury on void... why
>>123571517
c9 got last place at frankfurt
DC and anchor would do even worse i dont know how, but they would becuase they are way worse.
meanwhile unown.....
>>123568029
Out... played
>>123570581
guys can you tell me how to end the game within 20 minutes with puck. I just want to pick puck so waifupuck bad
>>123571419
Dazzle
to be quite honest family, tiny's toss should be a two part skill - first you select what unit you want to throw, and then where
>kelly jumping around the camera like a monekey to get as much attention as she can
DIDNT SHE QUIT HOLY FUCK KILL ME
SPOILER THAT..
>>123571614
>What is an old build/even older webm
poor bulldog getting harrased by a monkey
>>123571868
>Bulldog obsessing over every girl ever, even S4s girlfriend
>he never mentions Kelly
>order fish & chips
>they forget the fucking sauce
I'm pissed what the fuck
I want my sauce
;_;
>>123572084
call em and rage ?
>>123572084
report them for "intentional not feeding"
>>123572290
kek
>>123572290
that's a pretty good joke
>>123572290
actual humour on /d2g/ what the fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERES MY FKING PATCH LA
>>123572907
dead
>lumi odpixel
>alliance
>>123573054
auction boy and cant spreak engrish
>tempo controller
>Lumi cast
Why is Alliance so dogshit now?
>>123573236
>pepe posting
>2015
4Head
why is axe spinning so fucking slow
he used to do it super quick now it looks retarded
Disband when?
HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE?!
FUNNIK IS A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS
FUNNEK
>>123573592
The lizardman isn't quite used to his new body yet
LELDA
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
AXE IS HERE TO CHOP
Is axe balanced?
>>123573726
>Caring about the garbage comic which was made by a faggot who doesnt even have an idea of what dota is
>>123568029
>100hp
>better use muh bkb
every fucking time
>You just entered the Trench
How have Alliance not disbanded yet? It's embarrassing.
They're doing it!
The Russians are actually throwing!
>>123574072
>not using refresher for double stun
every fucking time
I'm not sure who's a worse Tiny, Loda or Resolution
>>123571221
?
why not just stomp and leave?
>>123574898
>unranked
>>123574243
Era
Chessie
Zai
Handsken
PLD
>tfw dendi is at home, watching his slav friend funnek win a lan
>he will never know the feel of winning lans ever again
DAMN DendiFace IT DendiFace FEELS DendiFace GOOD DendiFace TO DendiFace WATCH DendiFace EVERY DendiFace LAN DendiFace FROM DendiFace HOME
>>123574924
ranked LPQ should be a thing
What's the faster way for a smurf account to get to ranked mm, FaMs?
Is there any way to speed it up like before with boosters?
>play pub
>tell my teammates they suck
>they keep sucking
wtf/??!?!?
>>123575017
stay on twitch chat faggot
>>123575017
This empire is pitiful, theres no way thell beat OG unless 322
>>123575107
>smurf
get out
>>123575124
>not having global twitch emotes
>>123575109
i feel u
ALLIANCE IS BACK
>single draft
>teammate picks axe
>i go darkseer and we go offlane
>surge+ionshell+call wins lanes in the trench
>30 mins later, Axe has 18 kills, I have most assists and fewest deaths, and we've taken 2 lanes and throne
in the trench, sometimes just saying "hey let's own this lane together" is enough to have a good time
>>123575017
shut up funnek
when did alliance break their back
Akke losing is like christmas morning
After the major and this alliance have to be disbanding especially now Kelly has an even better job with EG and doesn't need them
>lelda
>Getting dumpstered by a trash team that hasn't win anything
Why is Alliance losing its mojo? Isn't s4 back to Alliance already?
>implying Alliance weren't a one patch team
>>123575834
alliance and NAVI are teams that will never disband because they make to much money off their retarded fans
>>123575846
That's exactly the problem:^)
can someone just go to their hotel and murder alliance in their sleep so they stop wasting my precious time on lans?
there are still game 2 and game 3
dont start doubting boys
>There are people here who actually thing Alliance would blow their strats on this honeypot lan
>>123575846
Bulldog can only play NP or Clock
>>123575834
Shit'vi have a history and a bigger market. Lelliance were good for the totality of one season.
>>123576069
Bulldog can only pubstomp with twitchwhores
>>123576050
"Hey guys look at me I'm a swekek xDdd"
Back to reddit
>>123576050
imagine sniffing her shorts
>>123576050
spoiler that ape
>>123570886
>windrunner will never jump on your head, thrusting her unwashed ginger cunt into your face while you gasp for air
>free win characters no one picks for some reason
Weaver is free MMR. FREE. MMR.
lookin to draw some lewds
post reqs
>>123576050
I'm legit surprised that kelly has stayed with loda
maybe she knows she can't get anyone better now
>>123573214
Waa Malcolm X a cool nigga?
>>123576308
lewds of SB plis
>>123576304
maybe in 2K senpai
guys
hello
guys
>>123576308
that elf femboi doing lots of naughty stuff with axe
why do people say PPD is the best drafter?
>>123576308
Templar Assasin and Venge comparing breasts while WindRunner enviously watches.
>>123576469
Who is that champ ?
>4k mmr average
>jungle troll
>doom doesnt level level death until level 17 despite facing rubick
i mean HELLO SEND HELP PLEASE
what can i even do to win these games?
Why is PPD lying so much?
>>123576564
Because Americans don't have anyone better
>>123576573
BY THE SHAPERS WILL
>>123576308
a male and female hero(left to your choosing) having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>123576631
he ain't giving away anything at this honeypot cast
i am 100% certain PPD is being paid a shit fuck ton of money to be there while simultaneously spying on strats first hand at this honeypot lan
>>123576625
The only winning move is to not play.
![12274380_1078958252144956_7258973325618881101_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tlpdpua.jpg "12274380 1078958252144956 7258973325618881101 n[1]")
Why does he look like a 40 year old truck driver?
i didnt shower yesterday and now my crotch smells really good
how come
>>123576625
>he didn't dire dodge
>>123576050
loda has some serious mental problems to date that vile creature. hes probably some liberal faggot like akke who has self-hating issues.
>>123576785
meth does that to people
>>123576308
Invoker learning a gender swap hex
>>123576785
>American red neck
What do you expect?
>>123576785
>>123576871
draft enhancing drugs
When will he find a good spot?
>>123576727
hOLY shit you sick fucking freak
>>123576982
>winrate goes from dogshit to concerning depending on bracket
He will destroy CM when he enters.
>>123576982
>kick goes half as far on rocks
>pull no longer can bring things over terrain
boom hire me icefrog
how do i win this?
i have an offlane alchemist
dota is so fucking bad ill switch to lol after this atleast hed get banned for picking such a fucking pile of dogshit
>>123576785
EG sponsored hookers and blow
Guys why can't [A] be back? Just for one day!
>>123576308
Luna butt.
>>123576050
>monkey trouble
>>123577125
That looks fine if you dual lane and alch builds solar
>>123577125
switch, nobody will miss u
>>123563380
>nerfing a completely balanced hero
TOPWEW
LAD
>>123577446
(you)
REMINDER THAT AKKE IS A C U C K
C U C K
U
C
K
>>123577446
While I don't think SF is broken, calling him completely balanced is laughable.
>>123576982
How to balance the stone
>Drag the closest ally in 410 range of you instead of your choice.
>Rolling boulder is an instant cast, none targetable so he has to face the direction he wants. Rolling time increase to 1.7s
>Kicking is non-targetable now too, it can miss if there is no unit or stone nearby him when casted
>Enemy stoned get a buff called "absolute resolution" after they came out, which grant them 50% physical damage reduction and 75% magic resistance.
After this changes, believe it or not, he will still get top ban-pick and top win rate in CM mode when added due to how good the hero is.
>>123576308
Female meepos gang raping windrunner
>>123577557
Just nerf mid being able to stack and flashfarm. Easy.
>>123577198
Who?
>The autist on prophet
WHAT A SHOCK. HIS ONE HERO.
>>123576304
>free win characters no one picks for some reason
Lastpick Medusa. It's like nobody ever plays her, so people have no idea what's going on outside counterpicks with manaburn, and you just kill everyone.
>>123576308
A sweating windranger after a long run, drinking from a bottle while wiping her sweat off.
>MyNuts on the one hero he can play
Does he have a smaller hero pool than Bulldog?
>>123576308
Sven and Rylaiholding hands
>>123575212
>being from leddit
Empire's draft might be the pubbiest, slaviest draft in existence. All it needs is an Ursa.
>there are people in this thread that think WR or SF need nerfs
>>123577838
If you can pick Tusk, you fucking pick Tusk.
>>123561748
>ppd comes to Sweden
>catches bald from Loda
>EG becomes a dumpster team
gg
>>123577838
Bulldog has some decent versatility, the issue is that alliance is shit
>>123576818
because you are a massive faggot
>slark is the ungodly king of RD
>tfw you don't like playing other game modes
Uuugh
>drow against SB
gg
DROW
>>123577551
did he break up with his gf?
>>123576308
Ogre Mcgee multicasting his hot ogre semen into lina's baby oven saying "And another, and another, and another."
>drow
Literally only good with the cheesy Visage combo
>SB never seems to work out
He has a 50% winrate in comp dota.
>>123576308
Lina painting her toenails. Soles to the viewer.
>>123578020
>>123578026
its loda drow you are talking about have some respect...
he was the first that found out how to pick her... he invented the hero....
HOW
IS
ALLIANCE
THIS
FUCKING
SHIT
s4?
>Drow
Uh, did Alliance forget that they're not VP?
>>123578219
Did Alliance invent Drow visage?
>>123578219
No, I invented the hero. I have almost 70% winrate on her with only 1.6 KDA.
>>123577886
>95% p/b
>well over half of that is ban
>57% win rate
>this is the highest of high level play
Balanced
regards madman
>>123578219
more like invented the drow kek meme
Like, if you make a living casting like Lumi, can't you get some speech therapy or something to help with your problems?
>it's a Lumi cast
Man both of these teams are so bad desu
>>123578219
I've invented bigger piles of shit on my toilet familam
>>123576850
can you dodge now if you load faster than the others? if the answer is yes, my life will change
>loda out of mana
kek
how did lumi pass his middle school english classes
>>123578492
>>123578427
Literally the worst caster to grace esports and they still let him come to events
>>123577198
because they have degenerates like kelly and akke on their team who poison everything.
>>123578492
>without impunity
>pro man's shield
>can't speak in plural
>Loder spams frost arrows when it doesn't make a difference
>Out of mana when it matters
LMAO
LITERALLY BELOW PUB TIER
>>123578492
Lumi is fucking shit
Literally every other caster has improved over the last few years but Lumi has managed to get worse
Me on the left.
>>123578745
Lumi and tobi still talk about dota as if it were ti2 meta
>>123578219
>first that found out how to play hero which is literally ranged creep
Sure senpai
>>123578336
He is basically the same he was in 6.84 when he had like 40% winrate.
It isn't him, but rather the context around him
>5-man is the optimal Dota strategy
Nice game.
why does drow have OD's passive?
Loda is shit, Akke is shit
Why do s4 and the dong bother? Oh yeah, they're not that hot either
Just fucking give up and disband.
S4 can still play somewhat competently, why is he still bumbling around with these shitters and pubstars?
>>123578749
Me on the right ^_- /
>>123578998
Just kick Loda and Akke, they are just as "good" as they were 2 years ago. Just give up already.
>>123578948
He was already too good in 6.84 though
The only reason his WR was so bad was because Lesh was even stronger
alliance at frankfurt: 1-6
alliance here: 0-4
i mean at least they are consistent
>>123578749
SPOILER THAT SHIT
Is there any greater suffering in the world than being an alliance fan?
this draft is pathetic
>>123578972
Of course it is if you pick natures prophet and drow ranger
there's literally nothing they can do against you
>loda with the 0 man silence
>>123579147
True, both Lesh and Storm were really good against SF.
lelliance
>>123578972
it ownt be for too long. The game is dying
>>123578998
Didnt S4 draft? also S4 was one of the main reasons Secret did like shit. It was like playing with EE 4v5 every game
>>123579137
>>123578986
>Bulldog
The man is a memelord pubster.
He clearly doesn't give a shit about being competitive and makes most of his money from streaming.
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A LIVING DUMPSTER
>alliance still hasn't disbanded
>"Don't worry Henrik, I'll hit the shackle and we'll turn on them"
>Has a few seconds to line up the shackle
>Misses the shackle
>tfw the only tolerable swede has to suffer everyday
shame desu
gotta love alliance reverting to shitty ti3 strats when they realize they're fucked
>viper is a shit hero - everyone
is viper the hero that's been consistently good every patch
Alliance managing to lose with dazzle and tusk
>>123579362
Any hero is good against drow ranger
>>123579270
>Didnt S4 draft? also S4 was one of the main reasons Secret did like shit. It was like playing with EE 4v5 every game
I ain't saying that S4 is a tier 1 player
But he's still an order of fucking magnitude above his team.
>>123579324
now post his tweets about how frankfurt panel is a sausage fest and say again to my fest he is tolerable and not just tumblr twitch chat reddit etc incarnate
Fact: Nuts is the only good player on Alliance.
>Swedekeks
will they finally fucking leave guys? plz..
Can Alliance just stop playing this game already it's embarrassing to watch them keep trying.
>kekliance
what do you guys think these game would be like if bulldong had actual off laners instead of his shitty meme pub heros
>losing 0-2 to Empire
Alliance are officially tier 3.
>>123579518
His team would still be falling apart around him
9 out of 10 registred /d2g/ users get this one wrong:
>ALLIANCE IS _____________
>Alliance in charge of being back
back to the dumpster yet again, maybe.
>>123579546
>tier 3
m8 more like 4 or 5
>>123579518
I don't get why they don't draft him actual heroes though. He has shown that he can play other heroes than Prophet and NP, but they insist on the memepicks.
>>123579518
it'd be the same. bulldog is just a bad player.
a-alliance can come b-back from megacreeeps, r-remember?
>>123579379
Well yeah if you pick drow and prophet it's p easy to lose.
holy shit windcancer is broken as fuck now
dem shackles latching to anything across the map
>>123579423
>But he's still an order of fucking magnitude above his team.
Bulldog is best player they have
The problem with alliance is that they are stuck in TI3 era
They should have split up and joined other teams to relearn the game
When they had Pajkatt all their games were 4v5 because they never played with him. They always prioratized loda and what loda wanted no matter what
They are in a dull structure that wont get them anywhere
uuuuuuuum dotards when is our guy sing_sing playing?
ive waiting the whole day
daily reminder that Sweden is the rape capital of the world and has been declared to be in a state of emergency and imminent collapse because of all the immigration / diversity, and thats why alliance is also collapsing. i just hope someone can save Bulldog, hes the only good thing that came out of Sweden in the last 30 years.
>>123579612
>TRASH
>Pick Drow
>7th net worth
Are they even trying?
Does Loda just not care anymore?
SWEDEN YES
nuts confirmed for dropped
>>123579691
>Bulldog is best player they have
Maybe in terms of talent.
But he clearly doesn't give a fucking shit.
There's a reason he spends all his time streaming and doing meme builds in pubs.
>ALLIANCE
>ALLIANCE
>ALLIANCE
FUCKING
C
U
C
K
S
HAHAHA
17 MINUTES
>>123579612
adelaide
why is every other general so chill but ours is full of rude bullies
>>123579728
>Mission:Rescue the dong from teh caliphate of Sweden
Bulldog sucks. Thank god Alliance lost this series. Now their fanshits can shut up forever. It's been so annoying these past few months.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Ferrari crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Ferrari is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on.
>>123579883
Loda go home
Sheever's looking good tonight
>>123579663
>34% winrate at Frankfurt
>45% winrate in 5k pubs
>broken
>>123579728
>Sweden is the rape capital of the world
Wrong.
It's the SJW capital of the world
The reason there's a high number of police recorded rapes is because their retarded politicians have redefined rape to mean "Literally any unwanted sexual advance"
>>123579820
akke is way worse than nuts
Reminder S4 could be choking and solo losing secret finals right now
instead he chose a team that cannot win a SINGLE(1) game in a lan where only tier3 teams were accepted
![12249812_1076133532427428_6873182921806059293_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9VH1chn.jpg "12249812 1076133532427428 6873182921806059293 n[1]")
>>123579978
Sheever always looks good
can someone update this image with a "2016 (predicted)"
>>123579934
>swedekeks
>ever shutting up
Unfortunately never going to happen. Those cu cks are still around after getting destroyed by Pinoy.
>>123579468
this
>>123579934
>lose a meaningless honeypot
>this somehow matters
lmfao alliance haters are fucking pathetic
>>123579728
Sweden registers every single instance of sexual assault as an individual rape while other nations summarize it as an individual case.
It's pretty stupid since that makes it incomparable on an international level.
Reminder that s4 ruined Shadow Fiend's 100% winrate in this lan.
>>123580026
>unwanted sexual advances are not rape
Anon please it's 2015
Alliance is playing the long game, picking really bad heroes like drow and furioon so icefrog will fix them
>>123579938
Bruh
>>123580076
she's casting for dota just so she can make a segue into porn right
>>123579612
WHO
>>123580081
being s4 is suffering
>>123580253
That would be the most awkward porn ever
>>123580081
How did they ever get top of their group when they play like that?
>>123580081
>Getting all the strats from the smartest guy in the team
>Kicking that particular guy because of racism
>Getting a friend with no talent to play in the team instead
>Still win because that patch was figured out by the guy who got kicked
>Lost every game after Icefrog patched the game
Still wondering why they are a one patch pony? Because they really aren't great players, just a bunch of Swedes lucky enough to ponder upon a guy to give them the winning strats before kicking him out of the team.
>>123580187
No wonder whites are dying.
>>123580301
I'd pay to see 2 heroes in her bottom lane desu
>>123580187
Well desu rape is usually only forced sex.
The rest is sexual assault.
Although the division is subject to criticism because there are lots of non-sex sexual acts that could be considered just as bad.
WHY DO THEY KEEP PICKING FURION?
STOP. FUCKING STOP.
>>123580382
Probably choking after they realized they're not so hot shit after being stomped at frankfurt
>Pushup
>That posture
>Biting her lips and swallowing every second sentence
Sheever is horny as fuck today
what did he mean?
>>123579934
>implying Alliance would even attempt actually trying at the most honeypot LAN ever created
>sheever will never pee in your mouth
>>123579728
You do realize that using police recorded cases is a extremely retarded way to measure how much rape is happening in a country, right?
The actual rape capital of the world is almost certainly South Africa, but since the police barely exists there anymore practically none of it is recorded.
>>123580301
>>123580480
Please anons she's pure.
>>123580124
No one ever hate Alliance by themselves, they hate the fans, the obnoxious fans. It is by losing into irrelevant oblivion that the fans can finally shut up.
>>123580509
he meant that a tier5 eu team is way better than c "top 2 na" 9
Just rewatched the major, anyone else think OG cheated? I mean, no team could draft THAT well against puppey or stop ee's lane splitting like they were, it felt like bullshit.
>>123580508
valve didnt invite her to the majors because she is fucking shit so she is trying super hard to make herself look sexy. she is basically hoping to get invited to future events solely on sex sells
I just cant stop watching Alliance suffer, even if they play against literal whos. All those delicious tears of the original bandwagon team supporters.
He mirin
>>123580562
india is the rape capital of the world
>>123580659
>anyone else think OG cheated?
no retard
>>123580508
Must be sad for her to be surrounded by all these nerdy manlets
>>123580659
no, EE is just shit and easy to read while puppey drafts worse and worse as a lan goes on
>>123580659
They weren't cheating, just following the script
>>123580751
Must be hard to watch into the eyes of dutch giantess when you are lowly manlet.
>>123580751
he is clearly looking at synd to avoid making eye contact with sheever
>>123580736
Exactly, watching those fancu`cks fell into despair is the best thing ever.
>>123580736
being an alliance fan is real suffering, i would feel much better if they just stopped playing alltogether
>>123580767
Its part of their culture, like shitting streets.
Stop being racist, only white people can rape because they are privileged.
>>123580659
No, Secret just choked on the final day
They all played like shit, not just EE
>That guy that put Alliance emblem on his leg
TOP KEK
>>123580720
at least shes not forcing us to listen to woman cast like lama does
can somebody tell her that women cant cast?
i know people being polite and stuff but its like a doctor not telling a patiant that he has cancer just tobe "polite". shits stupid.
>>123580659
Kemal gave the throw order
Puppey followed it and stopped handholding EE throught the game.
>>123580659
>draft THAT well against puppy
puppey is a good drafter but they were picking the same shit from MLG and ESLOne, no wonder OG had time to figure it out
>stopping EE's lane splitting
EE is highly predictable in his lane splitting
he always goes 1 creep wave farther than is safe, and then insta-backs. if you catch him at that wave he might be ready, but if you catch him on the way out he will die 100% of the time. he's been this way since before c9 even.
>>123580751
Wouldn't be the first time.
There's a good picture of LD looking at her tits at an old starladder but I've lost it
>>123580659
Secret fell for the semifinals honeypot and revealed their strats
>>123580938
the only reason why women cant cast is because you cant be a decent caster without being a good player, they only casters that are helpful are 6k+ and for hype all we need is odpixel and capitalist
reminder that MINESKI WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN
>>123580938
she doesnt deserve to be there at all though, she is a terrible host and most people aside from very desperate anons think she is gross looking. i mean do you see all those disgusting marks on her skin? let alone the fact that she has 0 game knowledge as well
Anon ... I have a huge favor to ask you
>>123581083
OD isn't even 4k mmr. Cap is 6k, and synd reached 7k.
>>123580897
It is your own fault for spamming those godawful bulldong meme everywhere. Your cancer won't help them, it will only make them worse at playing.
>>123581232
sup horseface
>http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/397580-%3Ablacklie%3A
care to explain dotards?
>>123581185
She's not required to have game knowledge to host the show. Do you actually listen to the panel at all? All she does is ask questions for the analysts to talk about.
>>123580938
>lama
i actually think she's decent. she recognizes she has a lot to learn, asks for feedback after every cast, and actually seems like she does research before matches re. players, etc.
like, she's not major/TI tier but for online tours she's passable and if she keeps improving who knows.
>>123581095
Bruh, I only like secret because puppey is on it. I really wouldn't care for the team if anyone else was their 5.
>>123581232
>tfw other Sheeverfags save your posts
>>123581264
synderen only reached 7k playing on EU, he would have never been able to do that on server without mmr inflation
>>123581373
>rustle is probably finally blind and wont be able to see again
feels good
>>123581264
yeah but they are only there for hype and play by play, without a co-caster almost all the casters are worthless since they lack understanding of the game
i will literally NEVER stop being an alliance fanboy. I will be here in this thread every time they play, giving you cancer with my posts and cheering for my boys.
how fucking assmad does that make you subhumans
Their children are probably going to be math geniuses.
can someone post envy's MAL?
What are the most significant Balance Issues currently facing Dota 2?
>>123581326
she asks stupid questions though, she doesnt even have enough game knowledge to lead to questions that result in interesting discussion
>team loses in the early game
>you think they should haver done better in the early game, what if they had drafted more early game?
>duuuuuh
>>123579426
You know you can like women and want more women to be around without being a feminist, right? Not everything is tumblr you overly sensitive retard
>>123581520
How about you learn to Google you fucktard
>>123581594
Jesus christ just stop you literally have no idea
Guys, i'll buy a custom 70x40cm mousepad and i need a 2645x1511 cute anime picture to send to the seller.
Reply a good one to me and if i decide to use it i'll post here when i buy it.
>>123581469
not even half as mad as watching alliance throw tournament games in record speed, they have not had a good draft since major qualifiers, fucking losing every lane
>>123581574
WR's 720 degree shackle angle and 1000 search radius
>>123581658
not when you are a swedecuk
>>123581469
You mad? At least link to the post that makes you mad to show that you aren't that mad.
To be honest, seeing how ass-blasted Alliance is right now, what can you even spam? When they are getting too irrelevant, can you even keep spamming? Even if you spam, people will just ignore it. Your tear is too salty I don't even want to drink it, go drink it yourself at the corner there.
>>123581469
atleast you arent cheering for secret
>bo5 lb final
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>123581515
>god's chosen marrying a filthy goy
oyyyyy veyyyyy
Dota Tribes custom game when
>>123581454
W-where did you h-heard that, anon?
>>123569828
that's OD
>>123569726
not really. if you fuck a girl you're not awkward around her.
plus I don't really think sheever is into manchildren.
>>123580081
>that look of joy on bulldogs face
I actually like the guy, I feel so bad for him. I guess he should just stick to streaming with Helena
>>123581574
The fact that there's no actual balance and the entirety of the game is just people figuring out which are the OP FotM and then picking those same heroes until the new patch.
If people would stop fucking giving Valve a free pass on everything they do wrong they might actually use some of their tens of millions to hire a few people to constantly update and balance the game.
But they won't, valve is le epic maymay company, they releasedF2P and Half Life, and everyone knows that if you don't like Half Life you're just a dumb normie poser right?
>>123581680
>get btfo
>j-just shut up
nice argument there guy. sheever doesnt deserve to be there because she offers literally nothing that pretty much every other dota personality couldnt do better aside from being a grill who looks like a tranny. deal with it
>>123581847
they don't call it memeleague for nothing
>>123569726
Synd fucks Meruna
>>123581871
Shazbot
Ok guys it finally dawned upon me
Do you know why in LeL every hero feels the same?
Because of its unlocking heroes model.
You have to have 5-10 heroes with similar skillsets to fill holes in team comp with players not having access to all champions pool.
>slowpoke.mp4
>>123582015
poor guy
He could score better if he wasn't always so unclean looking
LOL?
>>123582125
he finally learned how to iron his shirts this tourney
>CS crowd literally drowning out doturd panel into irrelevancy
now THAT is what a game with a relevant and alive community sounds like
>>123578749
jeus christ.
how can Loda fuck that stuff? This guy no confidence or something? look at that shit! I MEAN LOOK AT IT!
looks like a negative asian stereotype
>>123581515
She looks like such a sweetheart, fly really did well for himself, good for him
>Even the actual PLAYERS care more about watching CS:GO than Dota
>>123582047
wrong thread?
>>123582125
he would actually look pretty good if he got a real shave
he honestly looks like a hobo right now
>PPD leave the panel
>panel goes to shit
>>123581971
>GOD I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO THINGS OR BE PLACES WHEN THEY WON'T TOUCH ME IT'S NOT FAIR SHE'S NOT A PERSON SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE THERE
Get over it mane you're a woman hating autist, Sheevers already made more money of video games than you'll make in your entire NEET life
>>123578749
Damn Bulldog looks dead inside
>>123582015
Looks a bit like jennifer Lawrence, not that that's a good thing necessarily
4CL is about to get shit on tbqf
VOLVO ADD THIS PLS
>>123582047
Is that supposed to be a gank?
>>123582353
That's what happens when you let the soul sucking ape get too close
>>123582125
no he couldn't
he's a smart ass you can tell.
plus he seems really un/fit/
>>123582328
why do you assume i hate women anon? stop putting words into my mouth.
sheever has 0 game knowledge, can barely speak without stuttering, offers literally nothing to the panel, and asks bad questions. literally nothing about her being a woman changes these facts not even if she was pretty. she is just bad at it in every way, deal with it
>>123582431
I'd fug him
>>123582047
lmao
>>123582431
what is this literal nigger nose
>>123582502
>he's a smart ass you can tell.
this tbf you can literally tell he's the type to make the equivalent of fedora tier posts on 4chan in real life
FITJEW , FIT AND A JEW.
>>123582474
too LoL
>>123582520
don't argue with sheeverposters
they're literally autistic, there's actually no way a person with a functioning brain enjoys sheever
>>123582520
It's already been said about 20 times but she's not there for her dota knowledge, she's just there to link everything together. It's called "hosting".
>>123582520
Nah m8 YOU need to deal with it. Just go to a strip club or a massage parlor or something, you let the resentment against women build up inside your gross oily NEET body you're gonna become a serial killer. Just get over the fact that there's a girl in your precious secret video game club and she does it better than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tUcE10yZ9I
Even Bamboe is more relevant than Sing these days. How could that happen.
>>123576569
You want me to keep going?
I've also noted down other requests.
>>123582686
sheever has zero banter, is awkward as fuck, has pronunciation issues and little charisma
she is not a good fucking host
Cr1t looks like an aryan dream.
>>123582686
But her voice is not attractive, she is not a native english speaker, she also interrupts everyone constantly. Why is it called "hosting" and not pleasing leddit sheeverfags?
>>123582817
HEIL DANMARK!
>>123582780
Yes. Keep going.
>>123582780
Please go on.
>>123582817
I am worried about Miracle.
His name is Amer Barqawi and he still looks white.
>>123582817
nah. his jawline is below shit tier
>>123582617
not really that much I think but more like he's 2nd guessing everything in a regular small talk with a person. the type that's really accurate or tries to find a better way of articulating something the other person just said.
have a cousin who really can't into small talk. even worse with girls. got so much cringe stories to tell...
>>123582713
if this isnt bait holyfuck kill yourself
>>123582780
What is this a Tintin storyboard
>>123582653
whats this stupid pin i keep saying everywhere on peoples shirts?
>>123582945
>tintin storyboard
its tintin imageboard you fuck
>>123582924
and he's in a team with a chosen one.
OG confirmed for bringers of world peace.
>>123582924
he was born in poland to a polish mother and an abdul
>>123582924
Jordanians are white, anon.
This is their queen with the first lady of a supposedly white country.
i always used to think vision was one of, if not THE biggest advantage in dota but ever since they nerfed BH ult and he still hasnt fallen off into irrelevance i'm starting to question my game knowledge.
>tfw watching dota in a massage chair
is this heaven
>>123583240
because she sucks at her job, this panel is worse for her being there
Dreamhack is a joke. Great audio setup you fucking imbeciles.
>>123583243
>X country is white
someone post that pic from /int/
>>123583265
not until you get my special butthole massage using my penis bro
>>123583261
BH's ult is literally free money, in an already memefight/memeback meta.
why are there no milf streamers in dota?
>twitch tv silkpenny
>>123583240
>tfw always been a sheeverfag
don't understand how anybody could hate tall blonde goddess
>>123583420
pretty funny how you worship a whore covered in makeup desu senpai
>>123583436
>memefight/memeback meta
this is what 4kers truly believe
Why isn't somebody finally making that dota dating sim custom game?
>>123582780
Warning: Penis blood levels rising!
>Peter casting
Buckle up
>>123583632
because playing a hero in dota makes you feel closer to them than dating sims would
>>123583512
but that's gilf mate
I'd actually watch some milf streamer, but they don't exist because nobody reasonable would actually want to deal with the twitch retards.
how is the CSGO announcer louder in the fucking background than the actual dota announcers sitting at a panel??!?
FUCKING MEMELEAGUE TOTAL HONEYPOT LAN
>>123583608
>Ass-blasted memedog
Just go back to streaming man, nobody likes you except for those cancer kids.
>>123583387
>non ironically saying bro/dude
you wouldn't get that crackhead cock within 10 miles of me.
>>123583856
>kappa123
AND WHERES THE INGAME SOUND WHAT THE FUCK
>mfw a 7k scrub comes at me
>>123583842
tl;dr
dreamhack was a huge respected organization
then they sold themselves to riot and there was no dota, their site reditrected to riot for a while, their CEO that created everything left
later dota cameback, literlly UNDER THE STAGE for other games after they got some backlash
now they are a joke organization, about it
8k mmr lads
wow so this is pro dota.
>>123583750
I'm a 20 year old virgin who turned down making out with two girls because I was too naive thinking that I had to find 'the right one' even though these two were decent looking.
I haven't gone out with anyone and yet I don't hold a resentment against women. I don't understand how some people get this buttblasted.
Surely they had atleast one crush?
>>123584253
two girls simultaneously or one after the other?
When the fuck did OG get so good?
They were tier 2 as fuck heading into the Major then all of a sudden they're really good. Did they bootcamp? Did 0nelans activate Bankai?
whys Dreamhack so fucking shit, i only started watching dota in 2014, but I remember their early SC2 tourneys used to be hype as fuck.
>>123584179
what game are we watching
>>123584351
obviously one after the other. I'd probably kill myself if it was two girls and I turned it down.
literal rape
I told y'all my nigga N0tail gonna make it.
You guys all laughed all of you kept with your N0lans 0lans N0tail is shit but now look at you.
You're all trying to hop on the bandwagon but N0tail is MY FUCKING BOY.
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>>123584519
>>123584519
>>123584480
>what game are we watching
the one where ww decided to run away from a viper at 5% HP and subsequently got clicked down
>>123584480
Believe it or not but I once refused a threesome with the explanation of being tired.
>>123584253
>I don't understand how some people get this buttblasted.
Says the guy saying women don't have a place in the video game world because they offer nothing? That's LITERAL misogyny anon, not even memesogny
>>123584435
Actually they were beating everyone online for quite some time, then lost a lot of matches, but found their game for major i guess.
someone give PPD a cup of coffee or something
>>123584457
dreamhack dota has always been shit.
their first dota 2 tournament was, and I'm not shitting here, held under the LoL tournament bleachers.
>>123584082
that's what you get when you sell out to riot.
there's a good read from couple of years ago from an ESL staff member calling out how riot basically controls every aspect of ESL events back in the day since LoL was a "big thing".
the history of LoL and the "competetive scene" is best described with the line "fake it till you make it". it's literally nothing worth mentioning in terms of a competetive video game and yet riot manages to shoehorn themselves into millions by promoting this game to investors as the biggest shit ever with their million audience.
>tfw you're getting to old to play dota and your reflexes are too slow
>>123584636
..I'm not him, anon.
>>123584605
well, it's not the end of the world I suppose. I'd probably have more chances myself if I just went out the fucking door but depression kicked me in the balls when I was a teenager and I'm kinda sitting in the fall out of that not knowing what to do.
>>123583034
>stupid pin
I know someone cant be this dumb but regardless;
Its for remembrance day. After the war the only thing that could grow on the battlefields was poppies, so people wear them out of respect for those who lost their lives.
>>123583894
>not saying bro/dude ironically
lmao m8
>>123568189
this desu
>>123571483
ants picture?!!
opinions about invoker?
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