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>About the game
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon
>official FAQ
https://support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Is the server down?
https://ispokemon.online/
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw (embed)
Fresh with updates!
>Information on taking the spoofpill
http://pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB (embed)
>>148774212
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>>148773726
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>>148774669
Met some girls and got a new couple of buddies out of it. One of them is rich and he has his limo driver drive us around to catch Pokemon at different spots. So I'm pretty fucking good mate
so is this the best way to play? just afk at ~3 pokestops and catch stuff?
>>148775769
>using cheats in a casual mobile game because you're too lazy to go outside
lmao fuckin nerds
place bets
hahaha just spend 6 pokeballs on a weedle and it ran away
>>148775769
BAN WAVE NEXT WEEK CONFIRMED
BLAME CANADA!
BLAME CANADA!
>>148775618
I literally just made a new thread. Do I wait for it to sink?
>>148775769
>rich fag gets all the pussy
>anon sits in the limo catching pokemon
Is there a way to location spoof on non rooted phones?
WASD movement is buggy as fuck, any fix?
>Rainer trick works
WOOP
lvl 17
1430CP VapeMon
>Water gun
>aqua tail
well my next best is 883. So eh I'll live
BANNED
is wiz khalifa our guy??
why can i go from Minnesota to Australia without getting a soft ban as long as I change my gps before logging on?
>find a blastois but can't get it because LOLSTILLGLITCHEDLMAO
kill me
>>148775938
Is there a buy to ban retards from this thread?
>>148775873
Where the fuck do you find Magikarp?
They're pretty rare where I am sadly
>>148775909
yes
>>148775873
ohhhh shit
1566
>>148775775
Until 20. Once you're 20 hatching 10km eggs while spoofing from pokestop to pokestop is the best way to get high end pokes.
What's the likelyhood of getting banned when using Nox with WASD?
How to reduce the chance of getting banned?
Do's and don'ts using Nox?
>>148775775
1. Find a good location like that.
2. Open up a map
3. Walk towards the whatever you want
4. repeat
>>148775873
1.6k
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
So are these things spots or something?
>>148776048
>Walk
>>148775994
near rivers and the sea it's pretty common.
>>148775967
it will respawn. had a venusaur ball glitch on me 3 times, had to restart each time until it finally caught.
only incense mon dont respawn.
>>148775946
? Water gun is great, and Aqua Tail is better than water pulse, dunno what you're saying "i'll live" about.
Nth for this game made me have sex with a girl who may have been legitimately retarded and wasn't even remotely attractive, out of a mix of pity and lust for anything female.
Is it worth maxing this dude out?
>>148776089
spawnpoints
>walking in 2016
>>148776110
>not getting laid
>>148775769
>>148776089
Where's that from?
>>148776076
1697, gave him a little juice
>find a haunter
>get excited as fuck
>16 cp
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>148776146
He's talking about the 3 paw range glitch.
>>148776226
No.
>>148776193
Vaporeon has ground attack as well which is GoAT Vaporeon
I'll live until I can get it
>>148775775
>tfw just want to do this in the comfort of my home but can't encounter pokemon without restarting pokemon go every fucking time
why is central park full of pincirs lmao
>>148776110
*Walk on nox
>>148775618
i know nothing of pokemon go but...
will this actually make you meet other people/strangers? can i make friends with this? tfw
>>148776260
D00d ebin
>>148776368
>why is the park full of bug type pokemon
gee timmy i dunno
>>148776226
From that low? No. You'll burn through all your stardust and he still won't be maxed for your level; let alone be anywhere close to maxed once you gain a few more levels.
>releasing the game in other countries
>radar bug still isn't fixed
FUUCK YOU I AM GOING TO SLEEP AND I EXPECT IT WORKING BY TOMORROW, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO PLAY FOR 2 DAYS
>Failed to log in.
aaaaaaaa
>>148775769
whatever you say m8
Reposting from other thread.
Eagle Lake Park in Largo, FL has a TON of Dratini spawning right now. I've caught 3 in 5 minutes walking around here.
Reminder that every time you get soft locked today, it's Canada's fault.
>>148776425
yes
a lot of normies and autismos play it so you should be fine no matter how weird you are
Is it true it's better to raise pokemon from a low CP? Is it only true for low CP evolved pokemon?
getting ERROR every time I try to catch a pokemon
>>148776270
Nice one.
>>148776554
No. There's no reliable way to gain THAT MUCH stardust.
When I was a kid in school I used to decorate like three-four pages long texts by reading them two or three and was able to recite them easily word for word. My father actually berated me because I used to perfectly repeat every commercial I saw on TV, even the verbose ones, and he hated that. I can't do that anymore but my memory is still exceptional for academia related things, even though it's garbage for things I simply don't care at all about, such as people's names or who they dated or some other gossip shit like that.
I'm also very good at impersonating and drawing patterns of behavior and consequently "figuring" people out because I quickly pick on their mannerisms and body language. I detect lies very easily due to this if I've been around someone for a while.
I also attended the best local law school that has a lot of competition without studying jackshit and I went through school and high school with sky high notes even though I barely even paid attention to the classes. It all felt just too easy to me. Whenever I had to make some kind of presentation, people were always overwhelmed and told me how I'm brilliant and whatnot, even though I'm very introverted in my daily life but when I went there in front of them I suddenly became someone else. A lot of teachers told me I was a natural born teacher as well. Also became fluent in english at the age of 11 completely self taught by playing solely Chrono Cross with a dictionary by my side.
I like to think I'm smart but I used to score 140+ in these online tests and this thread has made me anxious about it. I don't want to defy my comfy status quo and find out the truth. I'll always be the smart boy, r-right, /vpp/?
if you leave your app open without incense will pokemon ever show up on their own?
>>148775618
>tfw no balls
>go to 4 stops to get balls
>each stop gives me 1 ball
its like the game is fucking begging me to spend money on their shit
STOP BOUNCING, WASD CONTROLLING IS IMPOSSIBLE
>poke map is already down
kek
>>148776425
Yes if you actually want to meet people, plus you can meet a lot of qt's this way
>>148776527
Screenshot?
>>148776634
this. anyone else experiencing this shit?
>go for a walk
>servers on the fritz, kms wasted
>group of girls laughs at me because I'm so sweaty
>go to buy a drink because of the heat
>lost my wallet somewhere
>get mugged for my phone
>literally die from sunstroke on my way home
>Took my 3ds with me to do some ORAS breeding in server downtime at the local hotspot
>People laughed when I pulled it out
>The person sat next to me literally asked me why I was playing a kids game
I can't fucking take it.
>>148776713
>game's servers are slow as fuck
>expect a third party application that relies on them to work
wew lads so surprising.
INFOS FROM THE DATA DUMP ON GITHUB
- There will be an incubator that makes eggs hatch faster
- There will be a stronger incense
- Moving at least 200 meters every minute with incense active activates one encounter per minute
- STAB is 1.25
- Master ball confirmed
- New berries confirmed
- The number of time s you can upgrade a Pokemon depends on your level with the formula 2 + 2 * player level times
- The time between a pokemon jumping or attacking is fixed and varies with every pokemon
>>148776673
Yes but it happens very slowly and only if there are other go players in your area
>>148776715
>>148776551
woah. thanks guys
>>148776670
Someone mentioned that it nets them tons of HP yesterday, though. Was that a lie? Something about getting low CP Snorlaxes and pumping stardust into them to make them tanks.
>>148776847
Stab?
How are you guys getting pokegfs out of this? I've been playing 2 days since launch and I've never so much as talked to any girl on her own. In fact, the only 2 women I talked to had bfs accompanying them and sort of just tagged along.
Oh well, at least I'm lvl 24 and have caught over 110 pokemons so I am well on my way to become a Pokemon master.
Question about incense and lures.
If everyone sees the same Pokemon in the overworld anyway, doesn't that just make incense a mobile lure?
>>148776810
man you spoofers are really salty about people playing the game by walking huh
>>148776847
>200 meters every minute
i'm bad with math. How many Km/h is that?
>>148776715
>>148776715
also is it normal to go around and play this game alone? or are people always in groups of friends or something
>>148776810
>try to go out at night to capture gyms and shit
>Pitch black
>2 mile walk into town
>Get to first intersection
>Car almost hits me on the shoulder of the road while going at least 70 in a 35
>Starts blowing his horn
>Turn 360 degrees
>walk back home
I could drive into town, but honestly driving feels like cheating
>>148777004
Same type attack bonus
>>148776970
If you've got a ton of Snorlax candy I don't think you're fucking sweating for better pokemon.
evolve high cp pokemon or low cp?
>>148777015
It's fake stories retard
>tfw only picked Mystic for Articuno
>sick of these memes that the team gets and theres no representation of Mystic out here
>people are starting to catch up and all the gyms around me are level 7+ defended by 2k dragonites and snorlaxes
>spend all day taking gyms by myself only to have them get filled up with 4-600 CP mons under me and they get taken instantly
I like representing my team but it hurts not having anyone to help me out around here.
God I miss Harambe
>>148777037
.2 km, you dingus. Metric system is easy.
>>148777142
O-oh....ok sorry then.
>>148776425
You're pretty much guarenteed to meet other people while playing GO, especially if you hang out at pokespots with lures attatched to them.
Whether you can make friends with this is up to you. If you were already socially inept then GO isn't going to help you much.
>>148777142
This spooffag sounds jimmie rustled
>>148777037
200 meters every minute is 200 * 60 = 12000 meters in an hour so 12 km/h
Which pretty fast since a casual stroll is about 6 km/h
>>148776740
banned
>>148777169
this desu
>>148777015
im sure youll find some single girls playing this eventually. have you been visiting busy gyms/pokestops?
>>148777187
It's 12km/h numbnuts
>>148777142
>It couldn't happen to me so it must be fake!
Just imagine if people talked about a common interest and ended up hitting it off.
OH SHIT I JUST GOT THIS IN MAIL
>>148776878
No problem
>>148777052
Both can happen, although if you're alone you might seem creepy
>>148777141
it depends
>>148777232
what if they don't like me? :(
>>148777187
maybe you should invest in reading comprehension.
>walking during the day with friends meeting people
>spoofing at night to avoid getting stabbed by niggers
>>148777032
pokemon spawns from incense is personal, they don't show up on other player's maps. lures can be taken advantage of by anyone
>stuck at work or at home
>check Pokemon Go
>shitload of rare pokemon in my area
>get off work
>go for a walk to catch pokemon
>nothing but Pidgeys, Weedles and Drowzees
every fucking time
seriously, does this happen to anyone else?
>Servers shitting themselves all day
>Couldn't go to any stops
>Down to 8 pokeballs
Guys this is starting to get to me
>2nd week Pokemon GO came out
>Go with my four other friends, riding around taking Gyms
>They all joined Instinct, I joined Valor
>Just sit around in the car, twiddling my thumbs waiting for Pokemon to show up while they get to take gyms together
PAID SERVICE TO CHANGE TEAMS WHEN?
Though this morning I took the spoofpill and I suppose it wouldn't be hard to just make a new account and catch up quick thanks to spoofing.
What do lads?
>>148777310
>have you been visiting busy gyms/pokestops?
Yes. I have actually gone to 5 different cities to find new pokemangs and search for good spots. The most crowded place I found was around a beach and I've been farming there for the past 3 days. Maybe I'm just a disgusting, gross or uninteresting looking person? Oh well.
>>148777408
Is that the only way Pokemon personally appear aside from your starter?
LVL 17
>Maxed Vaporeon
>1430 CP
>Cost 25 candies to evolve
>Maxed Parasect
>866 CP
>Cost 50 candies to evolve
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
>Select all images of Candy
fuck you google
>>148777462
What the fuck do you expect people to answer?
Honestly. Why ask the question?
>>148777518
You have to semi good looking m8.
>>148777497
>valorfags
lmao
>>148777052
most people go around in groups of friends when playing. nobody will give a shit if you're playing alone though.
>see 3 pokemon in car park of an actual gym near me
>drive there a few minutes before close so i don't look suspicious and it's just about empty
>group of women outside gym watching me
>server crashes so don't catch anything
>come home and buy some coins for incense
>two pokemon run away, app crashes twice after catching and just end up with two shit-tier pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMh8GQnDW8
>kids ask me if I'm playing GO
>have to be friendly but disengage the conversation as soon as possible so it doesn't look like it was me who went out of my way to chat
Fucking PokeStop.
>>148775775
If you're lucky enough to get a spot like this. My area only had two places where 2 pokestops overlap, one is a church that doesn't want people idling there all day, and another is a 15 minute drive to a cemetary with nowhere to sit and no shade.
>>148777462
are you low level? if so, you might not see them yet
What's the best special for vaporeon to have?
>>148777585
How the hell am I supposed to know if I'm good looking?
What's the best place for Pokemon/Pokestops again? Santa Monica Pier? I'm starting a new account and want to get back up to level 20 again quickly.
just caught this mother fucker
>has dragon breath and aqua tail
actually usable
>>148777595
ok cool
>>148777680
post pics
>>148777639
I fucking hate when kids see me and ask "what are you playing" like go away
>>148777680
Honestly, walk up to a girl and ask
Either that or post a pic
>Normies will be off to work tomorrow
>Kids will be off to school tomorrow
>Decreased server load
>No crowds at the pokestop
Who /neet/ here ready for a good Monday?
>>148777680
If you don't know if you're good looking, then you are bad looking. All good looking ladies and gents know that they are hot.
>>148777680
If you have to ask then you probably aren't or are just average
>>148777769
It's against the rules no?
Is this ok for lvl 18?
>>148777549
do you happen to have autism anon?
>>148777680
Do girls check you out when you're out and about or approach you when you're at parties? Well done, you're attractive.
If not, sorry. Try lifting.
>>148777680
>girls think you're cute
>but you're also a manlet
fuck.
>>148777721
Those moves aren't going to stay when it evolves anon.
>>148777875
Do you plan on STAYING level 18 forever?
Then your level is irrelevant. It's not good. Get better.
>>148777680
faggot here, show me and I'll tell ya. I'm not into fuckbois so hopefully you look manly
>>148777794
>kids will be off to school tomorrow
Wait it's been a while since I've been in school. Isn't summer break 2 months?
>>148777772
>>148777639
>using a social app designed for kids in a public area and getting uppity when people socialize with you
this is weaponised autism
>>148777794
I've never looked forward to a weekday this much.
>>148777794
its summer kids dont go to school retardtfw neet for 4 months now and never want to work again but have to soon
fuck life
>>148777875
honestly under level 20 doesnt even fucking matter
>>148777808
>If you don't know if you're good looking, then you are bad looking. All good looking ladies and gents know that they are hot.
Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean, I'm 26 and never had a gf or even held hands with one. I'm also possibly terminally autistic which is why I go out and catch pokemon for 5 hours or so every day.
>>148777910
>when you're at parties?
I never do this.
>>148777680
if you are good looking, you would have known by now
>install go
>it's shit
wow nice
maybe it would be playable if pokemon would bother spawning anywhere near me
>>148777875
No, you suck.
Why does my game never update? Im spoofing the hell out of this place with 3 pokestops but I never encounter any pokemon except for the initial three when I open up the app. Seriously getting tired of this shit, first the servers fucking up and now this.
>>148777894
>someone calls you out for asking stupid questions you don't really want answers to
>in your impotent fury you try to hurt their feelings by asking yet another worthless question
meanwhile I only get pideys and rattatas in my area
fml
>>148777093
People are always going to be sweating for better pokemon because the CP stops raising at level 30.
>go out looking for pokes in popular spots
>lots of guys much uglier than me have girlfriends, even cute ones at that
>literal fat nerdy neckbeard with fit girlfriend
>ugly fat niggers with girlfriends
How do I not have a girlfriend when a bunch of ugly fatasses do? I know for a fact I look better than them, they are literal 1/10's with 7/10 gfs.
>>148777967
>>148778007
UK kids have another week of school I believe.
As a girl gamer, stop approaching us. You guys always stutter when you talk and smell like you haven't showered in days. We're trying to catch pokemon, not virgins.
>>148777712
>>148777497
anyone who starts a new account at this point is going to be way behind the leveling curve. It takes like 500,000 xp to get from level 29 to 30.
>>148778014
honestly anyone under level 25 doesn't even fucking matter. you're not going to be competative in gyms outside of your podunk town/suburb
>>148777985
the majority of pokemon go players are late teens-30s, though
>>148777925
im 5'5 and have a 5'6 gf so you can do it anon
I'm level 20 and this is my poke stock
>>148778096
Sounds like a personal problem, not one with the game there, mang.
>>148777938
i know. but my other dragonair has wrap and some other shit, shit i cant use vs gyms
>>148777985
>uppity
You misunderstand, I just don't want to look like a shota-smuggler.
/spoof masterrace/ reporting in
>>148778054
>I'm 26 and never had a gf
Yeah, sorry bro. You aren't attractive.
Enjoy your game at least, don't let it stop you playing.
>60 pokemon evolutions on standby
>1 exp egg ready
honestly, if the servers shit them selves again, I'll just buy a new egg
>Land ball in middle of circle
>Don't get bonus
Okay
>Land ball in middle of small circle
>Don't get the Excellent
I fucking hate this god damn game
>Land curve ball
>No curve ball bonus
fuck you
>Get curve ball bonus
>didn't curve ball, just hit the pokemon on the corner of it's hit box
This game is the reason bad things happen. This game is responsible for BLM and the holocaust
>>148778162
The CP of pokemon you find in the wild stops at 30.
You can continue to raise them with candies and dust until you're 40.
>>148776672
Shut the fuck up, wow.
>>148778260
/comfy masterrace/
this 3 footstep glitch is a pain in my urethra
>>148778192
>As a girl gamer
no you're not, don't kid yourself
>>148778197
>im 5'5 and have a 5'6 gf so you can do it anon
I don't care about a relationship. I'm way to anti social for that, I'm just interested in casual sex.
>>148778119
>Spoofing
>Whining about the game not working properly
Literally go fuck yourself.
>>148778269
>Enjoy your game at least, don't let it stop you playing.
Oh, I will. I wanna be...the very best.
>>148778178
Because you're the kind of person who reduces people to scores based on physical attractiveness.
You're ugly on the inside and it repels people.
>>148778134
Yo, what is this? Link me?
Do creeks give water type pokemon?
Locations for spoofers to check out:
The Sahara Desert
Chernobyl and Pripyat
Mount Everest
Atlasov Island
McMurdo Station
Novaya Zemlya
FUCKING CANADA
GET OFF MY GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148778464
want me to check out the moon too anon ?
>>148778129
so autism it is
>>148778464
Looks like I will be flying by plane a lot these next days
>>148778370
having a gf pretty much is casual sexand a pokego buddy
>>148778453
Most bodies of water, even ponds near gold courses seem to. If it's blue and in your map, it has water pokemon spawns.
>>148778452
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongodev/comments/4t80df/wip_pokemon_go_map_visualization_google_maps_view/
>>148778464
Most of them will have literally nothing since pokemon spawns are linked with cell phone data usage.
>/pgg/ is filled with people that unironically say ree and post pepe
whoa
>>148778309
Oh, well christ.
>>148778421
Fuck off faggot, literally everyone does this when explaining these things.
>>148778405
See >>148778178
I have constantly seen the ugliest motherfuckers around with girlfriends while playing this game. Unless you are a 300 pound whale then I have found looks don't matter at all. You don't have a gf because you are like me, you don't make an effort and you probably aren't good at social skills.
>>148778550yes pls
>>148778624
go be a normie somewhere else
>>148778552
I wonder how much pussy you get being so witty.
>>148778192
> tfw /fit/ and confident
> white and non-virgin
> can chat up cuties ez
That said I don't think being a tranny counts, anon
>>148778624
reeeeee
What's the likelyhood of getting banned when using Nox with WASD?
How to reduce the chance of getting banned?
Do's and don'ts using Nox?
>just one more charmander for a charizard
AAAAAAAA I WANT IT TO BE OVER
>>148778178
you post on /vg/
>>148778502
haha, go shoot some more cops americuck
>>148778464
New spoofer here. How do you guys spoof to very far places exactly with getting the soft ban? I am playing it safe right now and just doing realistic spoofing.
>>148778593
It's not blue... isn't even on the Pokémon go map but it's on Google maps...
>>148778691
>>148778730
>>148778178
>literal fat nerdy neckbeard with fit girlfriend
Imagine his personality, though. He must be a fucking bro.
>>148778738
dont be a retard and wait before teleporting long distance
do check out the settings to make the emulated device a different
do set your position in the gps BEFORE you launch pogo for the first time, its in sydney by default
>>148778773
My last gf was an /a/fag. Turns out she was a fragile mental lunatic, but still.
>>148778650
>I have constantly seen the ugliest motherfuckers around with girlfriends while playing this game. Unless you are a 300 pound whale then I have found looks don't matter at all. You don't have a gf because you are like me, you don't make an effort and you probably aren't good at social skills.
I'm not fat. I would post my pic to ask if I'm ugly or not but I don't wanna get banned. I get depressed every time I get banned from any board on 4chan because it's been my life since 2007. But I suppose you are right. People like me probably wouldn't know what to do with a gf due to my ineptitude at socialization anyhow.
I must resume my quest to become a Pokemon master now.
>>148778650
>Some cretin complaining that he can't find a woman in a fucking Pokemon thread
>Calling me a faggot
Reminder that the suicide rate for single men is five times higher than that of men in relationships. Enjoy your helium.
>>148778694
I'm gay anon, pussy don't interest me
>>148778192
use repel
>have about 40 mons to evolve
>drive to a park, find a nice comfy spot with 3 or 4 stops accesible from a central location
>lure em all up
>diamonddick.tiff
>disgonebgud.bmp
>pop a lucky egg
>app instantly starts lagging, crashing and being generally unplayable
>Fight with it for over 20 minutes and when its all said and done ive evolved maybe 7 mons total and caught 2
EVERY FUCKING TIME. I'VE POPPED FOUR EGGS NOW AND THIS GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK SHIT HAPPENS EVERY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME FUCK YOU NIANTIC FUCK YOU NINTENDO THIS GAME IS AN UNPLAYABLE PIECE OF TRASH FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148779009
>>>/r9k/
Take it there virgin
>>148778192
As a guy gamer, girls please stop staring at me then when I ignore you please don't walk into my line of sight/directly in front of me like 80 times. I'm not going to look at you. And when I talk out loud to my bros in a group of people, don't respond to what I say, I wasn't talking to or even looking at you.
>>148779067
True enough. You don't need to be smart to suck dick.
Why the fuck did they use some kind of dial-up sounds for pokemons? And knowing niantic, they will ban you for modifying sounds. Fucking retarded.
>tfw no KOFFING
See you guys in a month when this is hopefully somewhat playable
>>148779021
>getting upset over someone saying faggot on 4chan
You first.
>>148778464
>Sahara
Some good Pokés in the border towns like Marrakech, nothing to see inthe desert
>Chernobyl and Pripyat
Some claimed, some unclaimed Arenas. Few actual pokés and lots of space between stops
>Mount Everest
Nothing. Caught a Nidoran.
>Atlasov
Nothing at all
>McMurdo Station
an Arena and two Pokéstops, nothing special spawn wise
>Novaja Zemlja
Nothing.jpg
>>148779094
shut the fuck up jesus christ
>>148778421
THIS
>>148778178
Charisma is very important to women. Also you don't have to be handsome or fit to sexually please them (although being fit helps). It's more acceptable for men to be big and ugly. If you're dominant and assertive in the bedroom and know how to use your tongue and cock you can addict any woman to you. The list goes on, just be glad you're not a fat ugly female.
Daily reminder that there's no reason to be upset by spoofers because the whole competitive aspect of the game is broken anyway
>>148779094
i bet you also complain about normies playing pokemon
>tfw still can't log in
thanks
Why are we speeding out about women when this is a Pokémon general, talk about pokemon
>>148779094
fuck off retard.
>>148779159
It's the original shouts ya goof.Only 90s kids will remember
wtf are servers down again?
>>148779174
Look, if you want me to fuck you in the ass and relieve some of that sexual tension, you don't have to be so tsundere about it. Just make sure your boipussy is well maintained and be ready to pay me in rares once trading is implemented.
>had to throw 8 berried ultra balls
>7 of which were "Great" throws
This game makes me sick.
>>148779009
I've held down several relationships, problem is they all approached me and that is not normal with girls. First girlfriend literally came out of nowhere and asked if I wanted to fuck.
In order to get girlfriends you need to get friends. Girls judge you based off your social circle. If you don't have one then you are done for. She also first has to get approval from her friends. If her friends don't approve of you then she will dump you.
Basically
>get friends
>learn social skills
>approach women
>only one right way to play
>>148779468
I much prefer the original shouts over them saying their name over and over.
when are they going to fix the servers for arceus sake
it's so hard to make progress right now
>>148778284
Thanks 4 giggle
>>148778464
I have a better recommendation for spoofers.
KILL
YOURSELVES
>>148779468
I know, but it's not 1996 anymore, I mean they don't use sprites from the original games.
>>148779423
women ruin everything, you should have known this by now >>148777985
>chilling at local park thats a pokestop
>only person there
>stop gets lured
>mfw
R8 or H8 ppl
>>148779468
>You will never enjoy a comfy evening watching Ally McBeal and playing pokemon again
Is there any way to call a pokemon back from a gym?
>>148778192
As a guy gamer, go fuck yourself. I'm not here to communicate with the gender commonly known to be shit at video games. They have real common areas where people go for social interaction, I'll go there if I want it.
>>148778826
This
Should I wait till I'm lvl20 to hatch 10 KM eggs?
>>148779710
Weeb/10
>>148779737
Nope.
Spoof over with a second acc that's in a different team.
>>148779825
Eggs are set at the level you acquire them
So no
>>148778192
get yourself a big black bull to scare away those nerds
>>148779789
>As a guy gamer,
>>148779725
>Ally McBeal
Ungh, right in the underage feelsPoughkeepsie
inb4 the first pedos abduct girls like this
it's like the perfect app for pedos
Guys im in sydney Australia, where the fuck are the kangaskhan
>>148779570
only the size of the circle matters, not if you get the bonus exp
If people are unable to track, interest in this game will die down incredibly fast.
>>148779710
>316x564
>app finally releases in your country
>install it
>open it
>see this
What do?
So is this a bug or what, sub 30 cp pokemon instantly breaking out and escaping
>>148780129
>Doesn't realize i'm using an emulator
>>148780037
That's not what the post was about you imbecile. I know how the xp bonus works. I'm illustrating how bullshit the catching system is because it's EXTREMELY difficult to catch high CP versions of the starter pokemon.
>>148777530
They didn't really think the whole thing through.
Similarly,
>catch a rare Pokemon
>it's weak
>can't power it up because you need candy and it's rare
>common shit ends up being useful because you can feed it candy all day
