Shitty Servers edition
Last thread- >>148748790
>About the game
http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemongames/pokemon
>official FAQ
https://support.pokemon.niantic.com/hc/en-us
>What is it?
Pokemon Go can be described simply as the Geocaching of Pokemon. Grab your smartphone, get some exercise, catch some mons, battle some people - the usual Pokemon gig.
>Is the server down?
https://ispokemon.online/
>Is it worth evolving X?
http://pogotoolkit.com/
>Some questions answered
http://pastebin.com/spEFYmPw (embed)
Fresh with updates!
>Information on taking the spoofpill
http://pastebin.com/KCVr1HjB (embed)
FIRST FOR BANNED REEEEEEEEE
RIP spoofers
You won't be missed.
guis guis jfshgjkzhgjkfxh
Third for Instinct
xth for arrested for spoofing
Who here
>failed to log in
A FUCKING LEAF
FUCKING CANADA
Where were you during the mass spoofer suicide of 2016?
It's freaking insanity REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762143
>get dress to go to a park
>get in car and check game
>servers are down
Welp guess im staying home
>>148762392
FUCK TURN OFF YOUR SPOOF MACHINES
THEY'RE COMING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nox or Memu?
>>148762392
IT'S OVER
SPOOFERS ARE FINISHED
CANADA LITERALLY KILLED POKEMON GO
GOOD JOB LEAFS
they banned my account and also my steam account.
wtf i hate niantec now
>Finally a time this week where someone is driving me through a city
>Servers crash
barf.
Fallout 4 is more playable than this shit. Time to roll a melee character.
>finally give in to the fad last night
>download and try to catch one
>it's some rat looking thing a block away
>decide to walk to store to buy something and catch it along the way
>find it and catch it
>wait for something to happen
>nothing happens
>uninstall
I played one for the DS years ago that was a hell of a lot more engaging, and had actual story to it. this was just slide my finger across screen and catch rat thing.
maybe because i'm doing it alone is why I don't understand the appeal. maybe I need someone standing next to me to pat me on the back and congratulate me. maybe then I'll feel better about my capture.
meanwhile at niantic
>hmm our servers are being overloaded
>i know, let's open the game to 27 more countries!
they're doing this on purpose, but why? What is to gain by no one being able to play?
Several days of grinding and now this. I think I'm just gonna kill myself.
who /serversdown/ here?
norcal reporting in
>tfw niantic are so incompetent they're actively looking for somebody who knows what a server is
MY SIDES
Y
S
I
D
E
S
WHAT KINDA SERVERS̶ YOU WANT FOR YOUR GAME F A M?
Stop releasing the games in other countries before fixing the game in countries it's already released in, ya dinguses
>>148762392
KILL DA SPAYCE MEEREENS
this klericvezax cunt is spoofing 100%
>>148762392
HAHAHAH XD NIGGER HAHAAHHAHA
SERVERS BACK UP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>148762537
It's been dead for 2 days. However, this certainly isn't helping and I've heard rumors this week about russian release on 17th.
>>148762471
canada coming through
nth for taking gyms just to drop this fucker in there
>Newfags mistaking softbans/server issues for actual bans
>Walkers flipping shit at falseflaggers like its the prophesied second coming
>Niantic throws more gas on the already burning servers
How do you get Lockito to work on nox?
>try a different account
LEL
fuck this game it was shit anyway
>post yfw walkerfags
>>148762593
SPOOFERS CONFIRMED BTFO
IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
AHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES WALKBROS REPORT IN
>mfw there was some big facebook post about a pokemon go gathering right at 3pm in my town
I wish I went to watch all the sheeple trying to log in right now
>>148762710
>not using a 10CP weedle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>decide to walk to the grocery store to hatch my 10k eggs
>tfw 8 miles away from my house and the servers shit the bed
>hot as fuck and no shade
I could have just driven
http://www.strawpoll.me/10770690
important
>>148762719
>People who think they're banned when servers are just down
>>148762751
thats what happens wehn you use nox idiot
spoofers on suicide watch right now
>our servers are going down every 30 minutes, what shall we do?
>RELEASE IT IN MORE COUNTRIES
>>148762615
LMAO
how much will the go plus shit be what do you think?
kinda want it even if i wont use it
>>148762721
>Lockito
Why would you want a fake gps when theres a fake gps built in?
>>148762842
the colors are ALL WRONG
aaaaaaand
We're Back. Let the shit posting resume.
>Titantic adding Canada
>servers burning for over 5 hours
>plebbit in defense mode "look at muh meme right? upboted btw here's your containment thread for actual issues like game being broken"
>>148762721
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm just install it...............
>>148762837
How does it feel expending yourself in the blazing hot sun like a beast of burden just for the CHANCE to get some shit tier pixels in your chinese phone game?
>>148762751
got this too.
>>148762942
Probably 40-50
>>148762948
I cba to hold wasd while shitposting on /pgg/
>>148762751
>not even centered
poor bait
>>148762927
who is this semen demon
>>148762590
I seriously don't get it. I think it's part of some government/illuminati conspiracy... somehow this sways votes toward whoever a going to win election
>>148762751
>>148763059
This is what happens when you travel across the world, retards.
>tfw once niantic is done adding countries you play legit walking mode again and benefit from having spoofed before that while niantic was too busy to be able to bother looking out for cheaters
>It's actually real
>>148762842
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10770690
That's actually pretty accurate
From what I've observed that's the distribution of the teams
>tfw game finally opens
>tentacruel nearby
>drop an incense
>game freezes
JUST
>>148763116
Her weight is 50 kg and she's very sensitive about it.
I WANNA LOGIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762471
Canadian here. Game isn't in the Play store. Don't believe their lies.
>able to get in just 2 minutes ago
>load up and this fucker is sitting right there outside my house
>disconnect
>reconnect
>he's gone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148762942
Euros being confirmed 39,99€
>The International Police (Japanese: 国際警察 International Police), also referred to as the Global Police in the English localizations of Generation I and III, is a law enforcement agency in the Pokémon world.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, now I understand
>>148762842
>instinct has by far the most votes
>i-i am not a contrarian, i swear
>>148762942
I hope someone hacks a generic bluetooth support, I have a fitness tracker that can vibrate and recognizes taps, is a lot cheaper than their shitty bracelet, can track sleep patterns, notify me about all kinds of shit and count steps. Also, not much point in this gadget when you need to have app open all the time to get pokemons anyway.
>>148763167
same here, but what the fuck do they mean by international police? did they make that up just to fuck with us?
>>148763194
>>drop an incense
you realize that incense spawns pokemons and dont actually attract the ones you see in your list?
Offline again?
>>148763035
Not that guy but its definitely got me out more, I go on a 15km bike ride every morning now to hatch eggs and get my 10 gyms
>>148763167
did you actually get softbanned at any point?
>>148763194
incense doesn't make pokemon approach you, it just spawns random pokemon on top of you (usually basic bitch ones like pidgey)
FUCKING LEAFS
GUYS
HOLY
FUCKING
SHITTTTTTTTTTT
>>148763264
i know where you live now. ur fucked kid
>>148762948
making routes
>>148763167
what happens if you press continue? Is that just a "We caught you, so don't do it again, this is your one and only warning" kind of deal?
>>148763446
anyone here owns Xiaomi Redmi Note 3/Pro ?
i really wanna get one but the gook kid in my class said that the phone's GPS is shit and it won't read the phone if i rotate my direction and walk in pokemon GO
>>148763446
8/10
>>148763352
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/International_Police
This is actually pretty smart, considering how many views spoofing videos have got, banning spoofers should slightly ease load on servers.
WHAT THE FUCK I GOT BANNED
>>148762751
>>148763059
>>148763167
Ahhahhaha
How does it feel to be rejected by society, once again?
got this message today is it over?
>>148763260
its on the iphone app store
>>148762392
wtf i hate niantic now
Hey guys my spoof just stopped working? What should I do?
The game let me log in but poke stops don't work
>>148762496
In this heat? I'm glad I stayed home, it's broiling in NYC
>>148763297
Looker is watching...
WE THE NORF
>be american
>get shot
>>148763672
soft banned
![1429453943327[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MOhpUls.png "1429453943327[1].png")
>>148763446
>>148763446
>only 2 misdirections
You need to at least make them tilt their monitor back.
I spoofed and im not banned
Looks like its just you Nox users.
>>148763710
>be Canadian
>kill servers
>spoofing
>still not banned
INTERNATIONAL POLICE AIN'T CATCHING ME
>>148763059
>>148762751
why would you ruin an otherwise convincing edit with that "international police" shit
I misread spoof as spook
The ghostbusters are coming for you all
>>148763662
So it's out in app store but not play store? Can anyone confirm?
omg guys
>>148763260
If any Canadafags are not seeing it in the Play store from their phone, load it on your computer and install from there. Play store apparently isn't updating very quickly.
>game barely works
>let the fucking leaves play
>>148763806
I am personally logging in from bluestacks nox and my android phone all at the same time just to spite you
i wasn't even trying to get gyms ;_;
>servers go down
>shitposting goes into maximum overdrive
>>148763264
I feel your pain anon.
>>148763758
This is exactly what we needed. Confirmation we're spoofing safely.
Spoof on boys.
>>148763939
>that font
kys
>>148762830
When did the message change?
It used to be something like "Somethings wrong fuck off and come back later"
Now it's just fucking plain infuriating.
Just say, "Servers are busy, please try again later."
I mean just something plain. That message just pisses me off.
Why can Niantic not do anything right?
Fucking Besthesda has never released a game in such a shit state and quality.
>>148763939
>that font
kys
>>148763969
HOLY SHIT
WALKERS BTFO
SPOOFERS JUST GOT BANNED HAHAHAHA
>>148763893
>spooffags are niggers
It all makes sense now.
Reminder to all my canadians to keep refreshing so niantic knows we still want to play and to encourage them getting their servers up faster
>>148763969
GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING FEET PUSHERS
>>148762942
What go plus shit? The watch that vibrates and lets you capture pokemon without aiming?
Lmao git gud scrub.
you guys are going to love this, trust me
what you're seeing now is singles
>>148763643
>interpol
If this is real that would be hilarious.
>>148763371
>>148763406
i know, i did it to test if the game was still working before going out and trying to catch it
>already burnt out on the game
>wanted to get into spoofing
>see this thread just in time
>>148762942
>Have a phone capable of notifications
>Decide fuck the user we'll make them buy a peripheral if they want to play our game
Just do the notification system you black hearted cunts.
>>148764215
do it dad
>>148763995
>International Police
The fuck?
>>148763864
Let's be honest, if you aint a retard how the f are they gonna notice you are spoofing?
I log onto the game and play a bit.
Half a day later I fake my location to other part of city which is way more active and grind there.
How the fuck do they know I didn't just drive there, am hanging out with my m8s and having a nice time?
>>148763969
hahah fags get fucked thats what you get for walking
>>148764215
o shit it's happening
>>148764028
Are you delusional? There are some legit warning notifications among the shit posts, if you're still spoofing at this point you're a bigger retard than the people who walk for hours to catch em all
>driving master race reporting in
>>148764215
That's cool and all but check my 6
Quick tip: don't spam fake ban screens when nobody is able to login.
>>148763864
Were you using Nox or something else?
Dubs and spoofers will be banned by tuesday
>>148764273
they see your mac address, imei, model and manufacturer
YEE
>>148764264
Pushing the button makes you automatically catch any pokemon you've caught before.
wait now i'm confused.
are these international police messages actually fucking real or is this an incredibly elaborate ruse?
>>148764273
they wont. If you start ''teleporting'' all over America in a matter of minutes they will but the way you're doing it is probably fine.
>>148762143
The tracking system better be fixed when this shit comes back online.
>>148763939
End your fucking existence you cunt.
>>148764083
>Why can Niantic not do anything right?
Because they did not expect a mass hype and millions of people playing and DDoSing at all. This will take some time, and by the time they're done fixing it the hype will be over. Epic lulz.
>people thought it was safe to use wasd and nox in general
>>148764072
>>148764134
What the hell is wrong w the font you autists
NOX USERS ARE GETTING THE INTERNATIONAL POLICE BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME INSTALL ID
I FUCKING WARNED YOU FUCKS NOT TO USE THE NOX PRE INSTALL
Can they detect Nox or something or are the people who are banned just retarded and teleported all over the place
>>148764414
Oh so P2W bullshit
>>148764421
ruse, or just users who are really stupid about spoofing
>>148764457
The only that will be fixed is their income.
>>148762549
>Niantec banned my steam account
>>148764409
Which you can also spoof. Besides, you are allowed to log into your account using different devices. That's why they have a fucking logout button and allow you to log in with a different account.
>>148764414
No. It just throws a Pokeball. It can still escape and you'll have to use another.
>>148764273
I've been spoofing carefully as well. Only staying within my city limits and going to the PokeStops/Lure hotposts in town.
>>148764368
Nox.
I'm in right now, but the servers are still shitting themselves.
>tfw watching a fat fuck eat bananas with salad cream
>>148764421
ruse
servers are down
>>148764421
A ruse, this is what happens when people are bored as fuck from servers being down for so long.
>>148764457
hahahahaha keep dreaming famalam
Wait, is that international police thing real? are spoofers really banned? HOLY SHIT YES
>>148764421
Real for nox. Bluestacks and memu is safe.
>Walkers posting fake bans to troll the spoofers
>Spoofers posting fake bans to troll the walkers
>Spoofers replying to walkers posts out of fear
>Walkers replying to spoofer bans out of smug superiority
to those who have smartphones, why aren't you guys just spoofing on them? I'm not banned
>>148764618
Which is still pretty nice if it hits every single time and you can time it for Excellent throws.
I spoofed to work IRL and now my boss is wondering how I did it
>>148764524
It's comic sans tier
>>148764724
it's just one guy
>>148764421
Both. The servers are probably down because they're banning everybody. I jus got a "Can't connect, try again later."
first day i cant levelup, stupid servers and stupid xp requirements
>>148764421
It's a ruse, we're just fucking bored when we cannot log for hours.
>>148762418
/here/
FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT NIANTIC
wtf niantic closed my bank account
whats the point of playing a mobile game on a computer
Is this poodlecorp thing for reals
>>148764679
>>148764595
I'm not a tech wiz by any means, but I feel like Niantic isn't being professional about any of this. I feel like most companies would be responding to these issues much faster and with greater success.
>>148764791
I'm spoofing on my phone. I guess people are too lazy to root their devices
People on twitch using nox are seeing the same message too. Nobody using bluestacks has gotten it yet.
Switch to bluestacks.
>>148764504
>They don't expect
that does not excuse the state of the game.
The trailer showed a complete game yet we get v0.28?
All the functionality wrapped and dependent on GPS and server being in sync?
They needed to update the code base just for a small improvement and it still fucking fails. So don't give me it's just the servers bullshit.
Same shit with their last game too. Niantic must have the most incompetent managers and devs in the world.
As a developer my ass would be out the door in a second if this level of shit was ever released. Learn some fucking patterns or something
also
>NoSQL
you can't make this shit up
>>148764915
>LG G5
there's no hope for me
Niantic just caught me spoofing and formatted my phone???? WTF??
>>148764901
ruining the gam for normies
>>148762418
>>148764885
Banned
>>148764980
Link?
>>148764421
It's a ruse you can spoof savely :^)
>>148764901
No idea, some people will do anything to not walk a few kilometers
>>148765058
But you're not even ruining anything.
>>148765019
I wish this was a thing, would be fucking hilarious
>>148765019
Same, I had to go through initial setup on my iphone, wtf
kek how gullible some of you are
>PoGo servers are fucked
>decide to play Transformice instead
>get a ladybug
>servers crash
>fuck
>come back to /pgg/
>canada has launched
what the fuck is happening, why is everything I love dying
So I just got swatted by the FBI and the manager of Nintendo was with them. after they knocked down my door and pushed me to the ground the japanese nintendo manager said something like "arigatou konichiwa nihau" and took my spoofing phone with him.
what the fuck
>>148764915
When i spoof on my phone my real location occasionally leaks through. I even lowered the update rate.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Icmra68.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>your average spoofer
>>148765019
wtf i hate niantic now
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/officials-man-shoots-pokeman-players-house-40641726?cid=abcn_tco
murrica
>>148763446
nice ;)
ugh anons, they are here already
>>148765202
>now
>>148762921
Nah it happens to me all the time on my iphone 5 after the app update. Just retry and it loads as it should.
>>148765112
>not using this game as an excuse to get exercise and sun we all probably desperately need
>>148765251
put the magnets on your hard drive
>>148764901
I tried spoofing a few hours ago and its nowhere near as fun as playing it legit with friends
now I just gotta get my own phone
>>148763352
>>148763886
Found the GOrmies.
>>148764504
The hype for this game has been building up over past several days since release, they had plenty of time to prepare for this weekend especially since they decided to roll the game out to europe.
There's no excuse for it, Niantic is just incompetant/neglegent. Really just hurts them in the end since they can't make as much money from a game that people can't play for a sustained amount of time before crashing
>>148765112
>a few
To get anything fucking done you would have to walk hundreds if not thousands of kilometers, and even then you would be burning through food like crazy; costing you money because it's literally fuel for your body.
You could simply spoof from home and use the money you save on fucking lures and lucky eggs. No matter what walking people do, spoofing will ALWAYS be the most efficient, most effective way to play.
>>148764797
I think it strips the timing mechanism and bonus throws for just a 100% hit-chance normal throw. They might skew the catch ratios for those using PLUS to make it more fair. But who knows?
I can't tell you how many times the in-game depth perception has fucked with me and I've tossed the ball BEHIND a pidgy like 15 throws in a row. Lol.
>>148765223
#notallmystics
>>148764791
Can you mock mock location on android?
Nox seems like it's the safest.
>>148765223
>literally no true scotsmanning over fucking PoGo
wow
>>148765185
Did you set it to "use only gps to determine location" or whatever the name of the option is? I've made my spoof app into a sys app and all works fine so far.
>Mystic
Smart
>Valor
Strong
>Instinct
Memes
>>148765251
literally lit right now
>>148765112
>>148764901
To be fair if I play the game normally I'll only ever find pidgeys, rattatas, zubats, spearows and weedles. I'm not making this up, that's all there is here. Very occasionally you get a Drowzee, a Psyduck or maybe an Eevee.
It's so boring.
I spoofed once out of curiosity to a big city at the ocean and it was FILLED to the brim with cool mons. Makes me so sad.
Niantic just arrested my wifes son for spoofing
Where's the site where you can report fuckers? I wanna start reporting all those twitch.tv PC emulating faggots.
Guys it is 100% SAFE to spoof it is completely UNDETECTABLE
I'm been spoofing standing around at 3 pokestops for the past 6 hours and THEY HAVE NOT CAUGHT ME
>>148765457
Nox uses android, retard
>mfw Niantic banned me and sent me a sharktits in the mail as compensation
>>148765224
>Florida
Of course
>>148764901
Half of them are bitter faggots who want to "ruin" the game for "normies" and take over gyms but don't want to go outside or travel.
The other half are power levelers who set up autohotkey scripts and keep their account running around while they're asleep inbewteen actual sessions outside.
>loading bar moved
OH MY GOD
>>148765508
reportingspooffingfaggots.org
>>148765462
Yes. It works mostly fine, it's just occasionally that it does that, it looks shady as fuck when it happens.
Not to mention I get softbanned for it.
>>148765508
>>>/reddit/
>>148765496
They should be arresting her too for being a shit wife.
Anyone using a Galaxy S6 here? Shit get fucking hot and lags like hell. What is this bullshit?
my google play account just got banned because of niantic, the credit card connected to the account was also terminated, WTF?
>>148764342
>delusional
>all reported bans were clients running on Nox
I just woke up and I got banned. I hate you guys.
Please rec some good games to play while the server is offline
>>148765489
All there is in my neighbourhood is FUCKING DROWZEES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
but usually if I leave my neighbourhood and venture further away from my house (im talking a small 5k person town here) and I can still find some good pokemon
if you can drive to a nearby city just do that and find a place to chill with pokestops nearby
>>148765601
WORTH IT
>>148765489
My area is fucking barren. One night I spoofed myself to a busy place in the city and it was packed, luress everywhere and pokestops, gym owners changing every few minutes and etc. It felt really comfy and I felt sad not being there physically.
holy shit I just got promoted
>>148765678
i am now #invizimissle
>>148765489
Pidgeys, caterpies and weedles are actually pretty valuable for their evo potential. You can earn 500-1000 xp for every 4 pidgeys you capture.
>>148765676
>What is this bullshit?
That would be energy released by your battery
>spoofed to take over 3 gyms in my local area this morning
>just teleported straight to them
>see this thread
o fuk
>>148765706
LUL
WE'RE BACK BOYS
>>148765601
Lucky. They sent me 3TB of dolphin porn when I already had most of the images and movies. In the end I only got like maybe 250GB of new stuff.
>>148765508
To twitch for cheating, but they likely won't do shit
And
https://support.pokemongo.nianticlabs.com/hc/en-us
Submit a request
Report inappropriate gameplay (this is important, inappropriate behaviour will display a message of "here, leave us a name change ticket if you can't deal with bullying, you pussy")
>>148765462
Not him but yeah, it happens to me too. That's why I just use Bluestacks to do it.
What if niantic was actually bribed by digimon to fuck up their launch?
really makes you think...
>>148763264
>Level 4 playing on Nox
>Nothing but rats and pidgeys
>Lures everywhere
>Find a Victreebell
>Servers fuck up
I feel you
Niantic closed my window
Wtf
>>148765489
Yeah, even though I live 15mins from the city it's still pretty barren out here (though I did see a Kadabra today).
I've heard the Great Tales from people who have visited like parks in the city and the multitudes of Pokemons there are
holy shit guys i just got banned
officer jenny and reggie are taking me away as we speak
>>148765812
you're not supposed to teleport
my fake gps emulates moving at the speed of my choice
>>148765765
same thing here senpai, that and 10000 jinx. At least theres nice things like 1k away
