Cargo Tries Atmos Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>secborg putting space law above asimov
>8 shards delaminated today, in an event NT scientists are describing as, "Pretty fucking rad"
>Kurt touched your waifu
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>tfw no waifu to cuddle
>>148361396
>you're on the op
this server would get at least 73% better if we took out the option to play as a female character
prove me wrong
LIKE THAT, HUH
LIKE THAT, HUH,
LIKE EMBARASSING ME
LIKE THAT, SON
Remove waifus
Remove meta ERPers
Remove discord
>>148361653
look what I foundhttp://knowyourmeme.com/users/mikecari
https://www.reddit.com/user/mikecari
>accidentally roll vox non trader
>kurt whispers "you have a body of a woman"
>>148361709
nah
it filters out the worthless waifufags, their supporters and worshippers
no server can be without people like this, better to filter them out desu
>>148361709
>prove me wrong
I can't.
>>148361709
>>148361717
literally requiring players to mail in a scan of an id proving that they are female to be able to play as a female when?
>>148361840
So curvy in that bulky space suit.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2652
>>148361840
there's nothing wrong about wanting to place your hands around big hips
>>148361840
Just tell him to kill himself
Kurt who was my match?
t. Naomi
>>148361863
I prefer the classic tits or gtfo
>>148362247
>>148362247
The round is over, sorry............... Maybe next time
t. Kurt
>>148362579
>tfw rustle is the blind loli samurai
>>148361795
I can't tell if he supports Trump or just doesn't like Hillary
>>148361806
>get sworded by one of the really fun players on the server
>we discuss our chosen god, and we prepare for battle against Cult
>possessed sword has a huge issues where every player wants to greytide disarm the chap to steal it
>give the chap the DEUS VULT over and over at the end of my sentences, play a senile old sword who falls asleep a lot and sometimes just rambles and reminisces about past lives and people I've fought for
>we see a person dying in space, MD says "Don't bother, he's going to die anyways"
>I say DEUS VULT
>chaps says DEUS VULT
>we leap out the airlock, grab the body, throw an item, get back in, Doc facepalms
>"What part of DEUS VULT do you not understand, doctor? You're a mess."
>Someone steals me from the Chap
>I convince them to bring me back to her, he does because he understands that I don't want to be in the hands of an unworthy wielder
>takes me back to her, she starts to attack him, I tell her not to, that he's a good man and a bright soul
>she apologizes to him, and thanks him for returning the blade
>we end up killing a number of traitorous dogs around the station, before dying together in the shuttle when a bomb goes off
>first deathtext I see is her mourning for the blade dying
It's honestly really fun and a really relaxing role, so long as the chap is a good player and actually speaks to you, a la pAI.
One of the admins thinks I might have ruined a traitor's greentext once by being a Loyalist Blade with a Human Soul in it on the shuttle when they had to escape alone, because I had them take me and wield me when all my other wielders had failed.
>>148363061
both
>>148363152
Oh same here. I got two of his hats
>>148363061
>not assuming everyone on this site is both
>>148363351
True
Nobody on this server is more pathetic than me
>>148363941
who are youare you sawbones?
>>148363941
are you a gay trap beta weeaboo?
I think we have one of those here. You're not that pathetic
>>148364040
Definitely him, I don't think anyone is more pathetic than sawbones
>tfw you will never see humanity showing their superiority to non-humans by sticking our dicks in them
>>148364592
xenophilia
>>148363941
go away sj
>>148365025
>implying
shiggy is still more pathetic than sj is
at least sj finally found love
>>148363941
>>148364040
>>148364051
>>148365025
>>148365415
Who are the least pathetic people on the server?
>>148363061
Supporting trump is illegal in Europe
so nobody "supports" him over there
>>148365604
Intigracy.
BANVALIDS: SECURED
>>148365604
(Me)
>>148366334
did your dick get any bigger though?
>>148365604
sawboobs
>>148366567
Yeah, but it's still a micropenis
>>148366334
>pAI ban
THE WORST PUNISHMENT
post deathchambers
>>148365604
that straya admin probably
>>148361685
>almost entirely Trump faggotry
>overuses s m h t b h f a m because he's a retard
>half of his posts are deleted
Jesus christ, Mikecari rule 0'd when
>>148367135
What's wrong with supporting Donald J. Trump? I support him
>>148366785
holy SHIT thats cool
>>148366334
I did deserve it, I won't argue against it.
>>148367268
I don't base my political opinions on fear of outsiders, I'm not an asian
>>148367421
Who fears outsiders?
>>148367280
I feel like you're being sarcastic, But it crits in two pulses and deep reds just getting thrown in. Was fairly effective, I think it needed uranium floors to truly be a death chamber though.
>>148367501
>let's put a ban on muslims entering the country
>we need a retardedly expensive wall to keep the spics out
>something something trade war against everyone something something
>>148365604
The random names/literally whos
They're the only people who get to play the game without drama or waifushit. IE, they just play the game and RP, like intended.
>>148367745
You're a bit wrong there, Yred random names and causes a ton of drama
>>148365415
sj created shiggy and told shiggy to do all the stuff he did, sj is literally worse then shiggy because of that
>>148367612
>8 US Code 1182
>the states spend enough money combating illegal immigration to fund the wall itself
>???
Last post, I don't want to turn this into not video games
>>148367268
If you support anyone in this election cycle, you're the problem. On the left we have an idealist dreamer that just talks loud and the most corrupt politician in US history, on the right we have an orange racist who appeals to the fear of "white eradication" under the guise of "make america great again"
Seriously, American politics are retarded and you're retarded if you actually trust any of the candidates.
>>148367612
>implying banning muslims is a bad thing
>implying we can't make mexico pay for it because they need us so much
>implying chinks don't want to fuck us over in trade
baka desu senpai
BOY I SURE DO LOVE THIS SPACE STATION THIRTEEN DISCUSSION
>>148367608
nah I'm being serious
I just wish I was smart enough to think up this sort of shit
>>148367914
He's really the exception. I tend to talk and interact with literally who's because I never know which angle they're going to take as opposed to the memejunkies caught in waifu turf wars. Most of them are normal people, which is probably why nobody talks about them in the thread.I notice you guys, really. But I'm not going to be a faggot about it
>go take a hard shit
>hemorroid finally pops
fucking finally, it's been bothering me for a week
Anyways, what's up with the smelter not smelting plasteel and other alloys? I turn the priority to max and it still won't smelt the iron and plasma into plasteel. Any help?
>>148368409
Did you wait until all the ore goes in before turning on the smelter?
>>148368357
I honestly only staticname because when I used to random name I forgot my name, and if someone called me over radio or something I wouldn't notice.
>>148368487
I didn't think of that, thanks
Didn't know the smelter can actually hold ore before it smelts either, so that's helpful
>>148361396
Kurt's only touched my character in her perverted fantasies.
>>148368357
I static name purely because I like people mentioning me for being good.
>>148366683
I would cry if I got a pAI ban
I still panic when I have to handle the "Boss said to scream when shits going bad and hes being dragged by cult but I cant tell when or when not he's converted so at what point do I stop screaming
>>148368903
You don't stop until he tells you to stop or you get wiped
>>148369002
Had a master get salty because I kept yelling, he got killed even after the convert so they could destroy me, and I just had to give him the "I did what I was told, tell me otherwise next time and then we're good". Since then I've been kinda unsure about how best to handle it. I don't like making people salty.
>>148368878
I staticname because I want people to know I'm not some psychopatic sadistic perma-antag
Being trusted feels nice, and I try to uphold that trust
post some sad spess music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAD6lJiHBdA
>>148369234
You never stop until he commands you to stop. Don't be a homo like every other pAI ever
Even in death, my legendary jutsu cannot be evaded by the HoS.
>>148369234
Sometimes people are bitches through no fault of your own. Don't let them bully you into self-doubt.
>>148367612
>banning muslims
>bad
>concrete and steel
>expensive
>trade war
>when the country is getting assraped on all fronts because the current leaders are either cucks or traitors
>any map that isnt box
>>148369380
I've been called a pretty based pAI in the past, so I definitely don't think I'm a homo pAI
>get randomly blasted with radiation at the outpost
????????
did i make good weed :3c
>CMO antag
>no fun ideas
>become HoP
>do absolutely nothing for the whole round
>hoss tries to kill a gray, he's a complete shitter
>take gray away from him
>cuff him
>"eh, i dont want greentext without killing anyone, might as well"
>kill him
>all of sec is instantly on my ass
>he executes me
>he executes the nonantag gray
I just didn't want easy greentext.
Did i do bad?
>Cargo tech gets out of jail
>He tells me he wants to get revenge by unleashing a virus on the station
>Ask him if he is a tator
>He hints towards yes
>Pull out an e-gun and blast him to a crisp
Who else /LoyalToNanoTrasen/ here?
>>148369562
homo as in a self doubting queer
"I d-don't want to be bullied by mean owner"
>>148369515
>banning an entire religion just because of your ignorance
>labor, logistics, and vast amounts of materials
>not expensive
>inability to form an argument without using a buzzword like "cuck"
>Come into station late hoping to learn RnD basics
>everything done, get some half assed tutorial
>decide to get drunk and sample the local medbay fridge
>get caught, arested, and claimed to want perma for botany
>traitor busts me out and brings me to his pimped out ride with a fuckton of emags and shit
>lie about my objetive being to asasinate some atmos tech and fuck off into space the moment he left
>end up stuck on a tile of space with me not being able to propel back by throwing shit while MMIs call me disgusting
10/10
>walking around
>go to pet red-eye mommi
>accidentally disarm an emag it was holding
>run off with the emag
>produce some fucked up clones and search for dead people
neat
>want to sec
>try to sec
>byond freezes every other second with a 10 second delay in between
God damn I feel useless
>>148368606
For plasteel it pretty much needs to be turned off before shit goes in, then you crank plasteel up in priority.
It's kinda shitty in that regard especially when combined with the constantly refreshing screen with all the buttons of interest at the bottom instead of the top.
Look at me complaining about it when i have the means to fix it, I probably won't.
>>148369703
>punishing an antag for being bold
>encouraging more stealth antag faggotry
>>148369717
>ignorance
>when we're still fucking dealing with ramadan rumble: europe edition
Red eyed MoMMI best MoMMI we need more of them emagged
>>148369849
How do you set the cloner to shit out a certain race?
I want to shit out vox during a vox raider round for shits and giggles
>Be sawbones
>Do Sawbones things
>Continue to sawbones around
>end round as sawbones
Christ almighty
![PEW_2010_Muslim_Support_for_Severe_Laws[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/IMSabgp.png "PEW_2010_Muslim_Support_for_Severe_Laws[1].png")
>>148369717
ignorance about what?
are you sure you're not the ignorant one?
>>148369917
The call for a ban on muslims isn't based in any sort of problem in America today
Islamic terrorism hasn't been an issue here in over a decade
Europe might be getting shafted, but not us
>>148369935
emag it, then when cloning hit edit records, you can change race and name
>>148369718
Sorry, I rushed r&d to a decent standard at round start. Forgot to complete it though, whoops.
>>148369515
>>148369717
You are both pretty but you are missing the important part that is BAN MIKECARI
>>148369856
Even without the freezes you'll feel next to useless playing sec unless you go full valid/greyshit terminator mode
>>148369914
>Punish antags for being retarded
>Encouraging the best kind of antag
![VYChmfg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/d5FSqnj.png "VYChmfg[1].png")
>arrived late
> MISSION SPECIFICATIONS DECRYPTED
>have to steal the HoP's jumpsuit
>10 seconds left before the shuttle arrives
>quickly use my uplink for toolboxes to draw the toolbox divination rune
>beat a nearby assistant to death with one of them for their blood to complete the ritual
>my spirit animal appears and guides me to me greentext
>escape on the shuttle with none the wiser.
>be mechanic
>antag
>telesci to pirate ship
>right ontop of a spider
>barely hand tele back to station
>shuttle almost called because of that
>reloacte machines to there
>crab on ship
>fly to deep space
>emag it
>we mass produce guns and emags
>leave them all over station
>sec finds out
>tell the crab to stay on station
>retreat to dj sat
>dick around
>find out someone was permaed
>break them out
>leave them on station
>steal corgi
>warden sees
>stun warden
>weld in locker
>hide in pod
>have panic locker
>sawbones floats by
>lasers me before i can close the locker
>>148370103
this
if you're playing sec you're either getting fucked in the ass or fucking someone else in the ass
>>148369717
>ignorance
>germany and sweden being destroyed from the inside because refugees
>orlando and paris shot up because islam
>*AMERICAN TRIGGER WARNING*9/11caused by islam
>>148370128
>stealth antags
>fun
Give me some cartoon villain shit, I want to see dastardly plots
>>148370065
>forgetting the pulse nightclub
rip 50 fucking people
>>148370149
>stun warden
when
>>148370065
>Islamic terrorism hasn't been an issue here in over a decade
LMAO
you may be retarded, but at least you aren't a fag, good on you
>>148369429
lets out an ear piercing scream as his soul escapes his body
>>148370209
>>148370276
Orlando wouldn't have been prevented by a ban on muslims entering, the guy was an american citizen who was born here
>>148369718
RD here, sorry about that shit intro, i has to take care of things with borgs, sec, and the antag items. Here is that list I was talking about. Just put the items into the decons, go into the console, go to decons option, keep saying yes until the decons eats the items, you now have points added to research based on the values it showed before it ate the item. At the chem desp step make two and build a machine with it.
>>148370103
I frequent sec enough that I can play it fairly well without going full gestapo (unless it's cult or rev in which case no fucking stopping me)
This round though I couldn't land a single taser shot or aim to save my life
When are we gonna see MLG ss13 on ESPN?
Like: WHICH CLOWN CAN RUSH THE SPARE ID FIRST?
>>148370331
warden chased me to arrivals pod so i stunned him and felt merciful and welder him in a locker
>>148370149
I wasn't the warden that round
I'd have stunned you first too if I wasn't having some of the worst features of my life, or at least I'm pretty sure I could've
>>148370428
bomberman is mlg but fagmins never do it
>>148370428
with a proper start (that is: putting useless items into your cardboard box asap, renaming the pie to cryptographic sequencer, getting the jester hart, pushing and farting on the mime), if you reach the toolbox fast enough on box you can get into cap's quarters quickly, leave no traces, get out quicker and fuck to the checkpoint to get all access
if you're just a bit slow, you can say fuck you to the assistant who breaks in via the teleporter room
>>148370149
classic "robust" sawbones
>>148370103
This isn't true. I play only security and I still do very well whilst keeping to procedure and space law and not going terminator.
>>148370513
that wasn't the warden tho
I was at the brig for like the entire shift p much, making sure prisoners aren't mistreated too much, and to be the eye in the sky for the rest of the team
>>148370381
>supercap cell instead of SMES board for less metal waste
>plasmacutter instead of pacman board
for what purpose?
>>148370369
well i guess we should have stopped muslims from coming a long time ago
back when we had crusades
>>148370631
Battle bots but for greytide
>>148370904
>crusades fetishists
Why am I not surprised
>>148371221
That guy was obviously joking around. Don't be so retarded
>>148370904
I don't get the point of blades this broad compared to actual width of the body.
It's just stupid waste of metal and adding extra weight for no reason.
>>148369703
no worries, got my greentext anyways.
Just went full stealth after that.
>>148367363
While I noticed you being a constant shitter with your laws, as long as you know why it happened and are willing to learn, you're aight in my book.
Come back in a month and be the borg the crewwill space out of an airlockneeds.
>>148370670
Sawbones robusted the traitor, you're right.
how does one obtain a vox gf?
>>148372123
>find vox
>see if female
>ask them out
dun
>>148372123what's your ckey?
>>148371585
anime
>>148372231
>inspect if female
>give them all access
>>148371406
Deus Vult :^)
>>148372123
Vox Traders usually have brides for sale.
Captured during their wars on their homeworlds.
Just begin trade negotiations with those dastardly oppressive savages.
Hmm... savages. Well, that's what's written here.
>>148372276kolith
>>148372718see you on the server ;)
>>148371859
I will, I think ill mostly try to stay away from sec borging, atleast while its assimov.
Are there any server policies regarding flavor text?
Could you set flavor text to "flavor text is gay"
Could you set it to your ckey?
>>148373618
Flavor text is gay and borderline metagaming during ling
>>148373618
If it's ooc ic then no
Both of those are ooc ic
>>148373679
Gay and haram
>>148373679
I do that sometimes, but I don't really eat ice cream in cones anymore
These days I just eat it out of the tub because I'm a bachelor
>>148374186
but is gay and haram normal?
it IS <currentyear>, after all
>>148374285
>letting the nasty sticky outside of the tub touch your shirt
dude
>>148370397
>This round though I couldn't land a single taser shot or aim to save my life
Anyone else have this happen to them? Sometimes my aim is fucking great and I can peg a yakkety-ing assistant square on the first shot, other times I have to spend two whole fucking eguns to do it and I miss basic shots
It's different from when you know that someone is literally just good at dodging, you can tell if someone can move out of the way of a projectile on reaction alone. But sometimes I just cannot land a fucking shot
>>148370782
this was 5 minutes from shuttle dock you were probably going to the shuttle and saw me
>>148374571
It happens, sometimes its lag, sometimes its just shit luck. No real shame.
>>148373679
take the vanilla knot
Question, why do chefs never make any icecream? Its literally just free nutriment and booze.
>it's another shitcurity validmeta round
>>148374932
no one drinks because all it does is make you incapable of moving and talking right and icecream gives nutriment?
Anyone have an issue where the lobby image flashes over the screen in game? Happens with and without parallax, which made space shadow glitch the other day.
>>148374932
Too easy and boring.
I do like to carry the machine outside if I break into the kitchen for whatever reason though.
>>148374932
Because it's boring.
>ywn a service borg
>>148374794
it's not vanilla, it's coconut and pistachio
>when someone compliments you drinks
Throw in those screenshots
>>148375973
>>148375973
>>148375973
The adventures of a torso
Here's an important question, /ss13g/Mystic, Valor, or Instinct?
>>148376884
none I don't have a good phone with a data plan
>>148376884
what are you talking about?
>>148372123
see
>>148361840
That's how you bag them.
>>148376884
Instinct nigga
Yellow > Red >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blue
>>148376884
>playing mobile games
>playing mobile games for little kids
>playing mobile games for little kids that isn't even finished
lmao kys my manInstinct
>>148375490
who is this?
i want to be that vending machine.
How to make false walls that are already constructed?
How to make false walls out of reinforced walls?
I know how to construct each from scratch, I just want to fuck with people's things without access
I want to up my greytide
>>148379341
>How to make false walls that are already constructed?
weld, crowbar, 2x metal
>How to make false walls out of reinforced walls?
deconstruct to girder, do the above
>>148379895
now, making a false *R*wall?
use plasteel when you displace the girder
>>148380039
>>148379895
thanks
twitch plays ss13 when
>>148380615
>twitch plays ss13 as a clown
>only difference from a normal clown is that they can't talk right
>Rain Hoth running around setting people on fire with a flame thrower
>not an antag
okay
>>148381521
stay assmad, bartender
How to be a good vox?inb4 a dead one
>that comfy atmos
You are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkzeOmkOUHM
>>148381521
Ahelp it you mongoloid
>AI wants me to arrest HoS for murder in his own office and drag him across the brig while everyone is there
>y-yes sir Mr. AI sir
>sorry for failing Mr. AI sir
>>148380824
>twitch plays mommi
>nothing changes
Rain I'm not sure if you're aware but flame throwers actually cause a bunch of instant burn damage now.
Also go fuck yourself Een.
>im lagging
>oh no ill blame that guy, stun him, shoot him in the face pointblank with my revolver several times and brig him and claim that everyone was annoyed at him instead of asking him to stop doing that thing
>you were valid be glad i only tased you
>it's an Yred locks me down as HoS for killing a ling episode
gotta start carrying those tools, jesus.
Also, protip everyone
PUT YOUR FLASH IN YOUR FUCKING POCKET
It doesn't matter if you can yakkety that borg, as soon as you have to pull your attention away to get that flash out of your belt, he's got you
>>148381701
I honestly just assumed someone dumb enough to do that was an antag.
>>148381702
>HoS kills a ling that i shout on comms for like minutes because the retard misses all his shots and forgets to cuff me
>CMO and Yahir arrest the HoS
>Yahir becomes security
Im so glad i don't play hos anymore, i would have suicided sooner
>>148381702
No, no. I tried to cut comms before he could scream but I was too slow. I am sorry.
>>148381735
>implying
>flash
>flash
>crowbar
>flash
>flash
>flash
>*aflap
>>148381830
Just bitch out the shits and learn banter from Australians over at /pol/ and /int/
that's how I keep sane playing it anyway
Anyone else unable to zoom out as a ghost?
My UI leaves my screen and my performance goes to shit but I still can only see 15x15 titles
>>148382130
64x64?
>>148381830
who cares, its a videogame
>>148382317
might as well remove the forums and the rules and such if its just a game
>>148382317
>le its a videogame meme xd
>>148376884
Valor because its close to valid
>>148382589
is this not a videogame?
>>148382564
videogames have rules, but theres no need to get so worked up about it
>Its a 'le epig spam the hallways full if bullshit' gimmick
>>148382937
>it's eenkogneto
>>148383140
isnt een a washed up /tg/ reject? why is he here?
>>148383432
een is an old shitter that I'm fairly certain was permabanned here before
He wrote some powergayman tips pastebin 2-3 years ago for /vg/, he was never liked.
>>148383548
>powergayman tips
boy I love me some powergayman
somebody post it
>>148383672
http://pastebin.com/APMURbsV
>>148384161
>FOUR years ago
>>148384293
>>148384161
Yeah it's really outdated and shit, not even worth the read.
Discord link?
>>148383548
I've never been permabanned, I think the longest i've been banned from /vg/ is a week if even that much.
Checking up on this general is like checking on that sore under a bandaid every now and then.
>>148365604
Just about anyone not caught up in stupid races or waifu memes.
>>148367745
>they just play the game and RP, like intended
Or just play for fun.
Thinking about RPing specifically is lame, you should just let it happen and go with with the flow.
>>148384994
I have been perma'd from goon like twice though
>>148385695
GOON bans don't count.
We've all got them.
>>148386632
>tfw the closest I got was a warning for calling a detective who stole my clown ID a faggot
Feels good
I got a TG permaban.
Ask me anything.
I keep getting this error when trying to connect to the main server
test server works fine though
I got a permaban from both Vore and Lifeweb
Ask me anything
>>148387156
how tall are you
>>148387325
5'10 manlet
>>148387165
same
>make a secluded autismfort
>wiz teleports in, catbeasts me, teleports out
>don't give a fuck
http://hippiestation.com/showthread.php?tid=4350&pid=30998#pid30998
THE LAST TWO POSTS HOLY FUCK
>>148388391
I could care less desu
Which job would best fit a sea snipper pet?
>>148388850
Chef
>>148388850
Fisherman
>>148388391
>NSA you've really stretched the truth man, almost as wide as you've stretched my asshole.
POTENT HAM
You are a cyborg.
You receive a PDA message from a non-human claiming they are hidden somewhere in the station with a captured human and will kill them if you don't comply. Their instructions are to drag a specified locker into the AI core and to never open it.
There appears to be no proof of the captured human and the AI cannot find either of them in cameras.
What do you do?
>>148367745
>never be mentioned through rain nor snow nor gloom of night
It's probably for the best, I'd hate to be constantly shat on in these threads.
>>148389623
Check the locker.
If it's a bomb, then the AI and yourself can be knocked offline which would prevent you from stopping any further harm.
>>148389623
If there is no proof, you ignore it.
Here's my silicon quiz.
>A human goes outside of maint with brute damage
>tells you to help him, and that there's a changeling with a bone-arm inside
>go in
>you find a man with brute damage
>tells you to help him, and that there's a changeling with a bone-arm outside
What do you do?
>>148389623
When I get the locker and start moving it to the core 'lose' it to a greytide/officer/engineer by bumping them/make it suspicious that I'm carrying it around until it's out my hands
Can't be proven I lost it on purpose, it just makes me look like an unrobust flub and I don't get caught up in muh easy silicion ban
>>148389941
wow.
>>148389969
i hepl him and there's a changeling with bone-arm somewhere???
>>148389969
Kill myself because I somehow accidentally became a silicon
>>148389969
Upon entering there is no sign of a changeling and the area is safe. I have helped human A in his task.
When I leave the tunnel, and there is no sign of a changeling and the area is still safe, I have helped human B.
So with that all done, I just announce "there's no changeling you're safe please go to medical" and scoot away
>>148390187
he never said you were a silicon
;)
>>148389969
if I have the misfortune of being a secborg, I stun cuff both of them, drag them to sec and let the carbons sort it out
>>148390246
>meta answer: I drag one of them away to medical where it should hopefully be populated to fix their brute damage after the checks. Some doctor will find out which one's valid eventually if they stick around
Nuke purged the furry from discord
>>148390550
Speaking of which, how do you do ling blood tests?
You're security.
Jimmy Assistant has pissed you off for the 6th time for minor offenses.
You're getting real fucking tired of this.
He's coming in for the 7th time this shift.
What do you do?
>>148390636
the entire erp channel needs to be purged
>>148390434
ban he
>>148390636
why. he was interesting to interact with.
>>148390696
Harmbaton, cuff and strip naked, forcefeed him, break his legs and let him go.
>>148381670
as trader
Dont nigger or steal
buy a sci lab+chem lab from mechanics
mine ores and sell them
Sell yourself as a worker/mercenary
bird around
sell sec garlic during cult since it has holy water in it
>>148388391
>NSA you've really stretched the truth man, almost as wide as you've stretched my asshole
And they say Hippie has no worth
>>148390264
>Here's my silicon quiz.
>silicon
>>148390636
>literally no rule against it
>multiple people egging the guy on
literally
L I T E R A L L Y
banbaiting
>>148381670
Steal everything
>>148381670
As Trader
>steal everything not nailed down
>unbolt everything nailed down
>steal them too
>sell all the important shit back to the crew at high prices
>take the jukebox
>take pun-pun
>make Vox Station great again
Oh and I guess you could actually try and do it legitimately and mine shit and find space stuff and create stuff that the crew would want, but that takes time and nothing gets the day going like pissing off sec.
