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The Hero The Station Needs Edition.

Last time on /ss13g/
>some retard thinks the emag looks like an ID
>some retard thinks the balloon doesn't make you valid
>some retard thinks you can't be perma'd for possession of syndie items
>some retard thinks you can be perma'd for possession of syndie items

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
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first for TRUMP 2016
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>Cult blades found through Xenoarchaeology no longer require you to be a cultist to use them. As a result, they also have only 15 force as opposed to 30.

No Fun Allowed
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>>148273142
>some retard thinks the balloon doesn't make you valid

Admins themselves have said in the past that the balloon on it's own does not make you valid and that sec officers can't act solely on 'lmao balloon'.
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>>148273307
>run around the station with cult sword
>hitting monkies to death while yelling about the glories of Uncle Nar-Nar
>not even cult
sounds like fun to me
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>>148273256

Regime change, mostly.
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>>148273256
Been like this ever since Probe left
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remminder, only clone somebody if
>they are dead with 4 or more broken bones
>they are dead with -50% blood level
>they are dead and all surgery rooms are being used
>his organs are mechanical and got damaged after a EMP
fuck doing surgery on someone who broke majority of his limbs
fuck doing surgery on niggas with all mechanical organs, the bonegel chance to fix them is low as shit (tried 12 times on a guy and didn't fixed his lungs, liver and heart)
if someone spergs because "hurrr you didn't defibil me even thought i still had 51% blood left and just 3 broken bones" you inject them U.E.'s from some random monkeymans so they special snowflake appearance change
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>>148273810
Clone 'em if they need surgery on 2 different bodyparts.
Fuck doing scalpelhemostatretractor + cautery twice. Double fuck that if one of them is skull or ribcage which requires EVEN MORE STEPS.
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>>148273810
Need nanopaste for mech organs
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>>148274119
>you try applying the bonegel on the damage organs in x chest
>your hand slips accidentally damaging some organs in x chest
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>66 online
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which crew member wud u fug?
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>>148275714
Mallory Brooks
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>>148275404
summer is on my friend
i even peoples RP'ing after being cloned like
"wow what happened?"
"this is my body?"
"why is he dead and i am here?"

also niggas complaining and ahelping because in their minds "antags cannot murderborne"
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>>148275714
me___
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>>148275714
Reica Jacobs
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>>148275714
Reica Ja-
>>148275917
FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE
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>>148275714
cuff Ashe on a chair while raping Felicity in front of her
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>>148276016
why not both?
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>>148275850
>why is he dead and I am here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eytOzwyfiCA
really makes you think huh
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>>148275714
I wanna kiss Kayahi!
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Daily reminder not to have mechanical limbs/organs on /vg/
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>>148276117
Ashe is a dirty mexican lesbo
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mememaster is back
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>>148275714
Most of them
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>>148275714
u~~~~~~~
:3c
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what the fuck was that adminbus apocalypse

the rage cage was going fine niggas why ruin it
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>>148276640
>w<!
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>>148276706
made me sad desu man.
I was the HoP that round, I wanted to get the rage cage up a lot sooner, but I kept having to do my job.
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>>148275714
slippo dippo
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>be QM
>decide "i'm gonna make a borer farm!"
>have no clue on how to atmospherics
>fuck up about four times, plasmaflooding the shutter room
>at long last, a borer pops up
>problably pities me because i fucked up so much, joins me
>the second he slithers i hear MISSION SPECIFICATIONS: WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>objective: steal hypospray
>go and ask Reica for a hypospray
>shrugs, lets me borrow it
>wait for a while
>nobody's calling shuttle
>realize singulo isn't set up
>set PA to max, there are no shields on singulo
>go to get hardsuit
>all of station is destroyed in one fell swoop
>suspicious as fuck officer arrests and searches me
>i didn't buy anything or do anything antag-like, so he lets me go
>no one had any idea i killed %90 of the station
>get my precious greentext
pic related, what broken dreams are made of
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>>148276706
wasn't bus
was one cargo tech with an emag and 3 supermatter shards
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What the hell caused that EMP?
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>>148276706
>rage cage
>with stuns
AHAHAHAHA
FAGGOTS
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Is there a way to reset the BYOND client without having to close and reopen it, like if the game freezes at round end?
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>>148276706
That 5th law, the borgs could've just went in and killed everyone in the cage if the felt like it open ended laws like that are asking for trouble
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>>148276793
shard
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>>148276786
really? i thought it was my singuloose, who was the cargo tech?
oh well
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>>148276776
Oh nice to know.
Traitor cargo best traitors.
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>Give waifu present
>they don't like it
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>no one came to ghetto bar rage cage
>get drunk
>randomly super matter cyrstal blows up without warning
>arm gets blown off and internal organ probably non existent
>>148276793
when the super matter shard delaminates it sets off a huge EMP
and when the CRYSTAL delaminates shit goes down
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>>148276776
>that pic
my sides, easily worthy of being an OP pic
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>>148276706
a classic case of "lmao 2 hour round time to griff" when everything is going fine. fucking shitmins
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RAGE CAGE
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>>148276776
Don't hit OPEN on the canister, wrenching it already drains to the pipes.
OPEN flushes to the room.
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>>148276954
How did you give the present?
Did you just walk up to them and say here you go/drop it in front of them?
If you're not going to put in the effort of making it a present why should she get excited for it?
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>>148276931
I was the bird.
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>>148277031
see >>148276776
wasnt bus, quartermaster singuloose'd and it delaminated the shards
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>>148277079
>all that stun weaponry in the cage
disgusting.
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>>148276776
>that pic
I am saving this as Cargo attempts atmos
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>>148276832
Sometimes it resets by itself.
Right click the window bar and look for reconnect, see if that works.
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Also side note, I was HoP last round, am I the only HoP that doesn't give himself any kind of extended or all access?
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>cargo tech blows up 3 shards
>qm singulooses with a super singulo
>people still blame admins
honk
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>>148276706
It was upsetting. Cargo had finally gotten me some of the materials I had spent most of the round asking for and I was going off to finish my burn chamber when a bomb nearly killed him the the singularity chased me away from the medkit and my dropped air tank.
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>>148277260
>am I the only ____

Fuck off back to bay with the rest of your desperate snowflake kind
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>>148277260
There's no reason why the HoP shouldn't start with full-access
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>>148277260
yes, other HoPs loot the captain's gun,gloves, and weapons while playing all access security without promoting themselves to actual captain.

>>148276776
The injector won't work without using the AAC computer.
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>>148276954
>Give detective an ambrosia vulgarius blunt injected w/ space drugs and hyperzine
>he doesn't like it
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>>148277487
>>148277535
nigga, HoPs who give themselves all access at the beginning of the round if there's a captain aboard the station should be headbanned.

If there isn't you promote yourself to captain and then do captain shit, the HoP is a different job from Captain and yet people like playing the HoP like he's captain #2 on the ship and get instantly involved in every single security issue on the ship, stock themselves up with like 50 guns they bought from cargo and consider themselves the law.
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>>148277702
What if I'm HoP, give myself all-access, and start following MoMMI laws?
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>>148276979
I want to tickle Niggly's cervix
t.minty inty
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Is it possible to breed out bad chemicals from a plant?

Most I can think of is to just splice in anti-toxin from kudzu and hope for the best
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>>148276979
>White discord skin
GET OUT
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>>148278285
Purge a new phytochemistry gene in and start over
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>>148278432
So, no?

I just wanna get the toxin out of ambrosia so it isn't a death sentence
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>>148278543
Splicing in antitox from kudzu would effectively neutralize the toxin but it wouldn't work for the synap in godblunts so eh
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>>148273572
But you can ask in looc to be a pAI or borer.

I ahelped it twice, and both admins said it was fine as long as you dont spam looc with your requests.
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Fuck this game man it's the same shit every time, only playing antag is fun
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>>148278750
>he doesn't roleplay.
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>>148278668
I asked once last round and got boinked for it.
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how many chemicals can fit on a blunt?
can i fill it with 100u dermaline, 100u dex+, 100u bicard, 100u anti-tox?
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>>148278848
downtown_detroit.png
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>>148278918
plants cap at 100u, blunts only contain 50u
I think that high potency regular blunts remove all toxins when that slashing happens.
or maybe it was god blunts without synaptizine, not sure
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>>148278906
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Personal_AI

Its fine to ask. The admin is just being dumb, or doesn't want to argue with whoever reported you for looc. Its not ic ooc. Its in no way against the rules as long as you dont spam.
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>>148278848
Roleplaying is what autistic people do. I'm 18 years old, I stopped playing pretend years ago, it's childish.
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>>148279186
le nox face
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>>148279186
>He doesn't roleplay.

I bet you dont even foreplay eitheir faggot!
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>>148279186
Roleplaying is literally what the game is about.

This is like going to a gay club and then complaining that faggots are hitting on you.
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>>148279186
>I'm 18 years old
Look at this baby, thinking he's an adult.
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>>148279186
>I'm 18 years old
Woaaah, look at mister adult here!
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>>148279816
>>148279870
thesenerdstookthebait.png
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>>148279976
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>>148279763
the game is about valids and metagaming without being caught, not ERP
nigger
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>>148279763
>Roleplaying

The fuck you talking about, spess is real
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>>148277554
AAC computer?
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>>148280429
No it's about waifus. All this valids and metagaming comes from TG and nox.
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>>148280568
This desu
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>play /vg/ for first time in about a year
>firelocks down across the station
>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
>close BYOND
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>>148280991
Are you sure you were on /vg/?
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>>148281071
Yes.
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>>148280991
>>unnecessary pop-up window every time you need to open one
That's baystation/polaris. Not /vg/
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>>148281171
Only happens if you're a silicon.
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>>148281306
What's your point?
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>>148281306
Silicon players should suicide.
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>>148280991
Sounds like you got redirected thanks to the panic bunker.
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SS13 is real
http://www.iflscience.com/space/chinas-first-space-station-could-be-out-of-control-and-heading-for-earth/
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>>148281570
I don't think so.

You've got an ugly, outdated station with a lot of tacky, pointless shit added. But I could tolerate that if not for the clunky interaction.
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Artemis has prodded you with an electrically charged arm!
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Thank you my loyal borgs.
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Consider yourself metagrudged forever AI
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>>148281532
That people who play for the first time in a year don't often take silicon.
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>malf ai does nothing but borg people
so fun, so epic, so robust
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>catching spacewalking humans
>pepper spraying them once we're inside
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>>148282585
* Spaceman will remember that.
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>It's a "Get drunk as fuck and get trapped in Cargo disposals because the borgs are out for blood" episode
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>>148282568
I was frankly a little unsure if I could convert fast enough to snowball us, But it went well. Shame the secborg wanted to blow up the ERT with a welding tank because 'its hilarious' instead of cuffing and borging all of them.
I had 3 stunned.
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>ert shitters kept fucking around on their shuttle when it landed istead of murdering borgs
this is why ERT is shit and everybody who sign for it are just a bunch of unrobust shitters
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THUD WILL BE BACK

THAT I PROMISE YOU BORG FUCKS
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>>148282625
>malf ai gives other players a chance to get back into the round and have fun
wow what a crime am i right guys?
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>>148282625
and your friendly team of admins let it drudge on for 40 minutes before sending in a useless ERT.

fucking clown shoes
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someone who just murderbones and/or bombs the station every single time they're antag can be banned from antag, right?
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>>148280515
Atmospheric Automation Console to control fancy shit and settings, hack the air alarm to have basic control over vents.
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>>148282625
So would you preffered it plasmaflooded or what?
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>>148282793
no
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>>148282621
I didn't choose it. But what difference does that make? It's clunky and unnecessary regardless of how often you play the game. I'd get rid of the pop-up myself, but I'm not sure it'd merged.
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>>148282745
>malf AI gives players a chance to VALID ALL TARGETS ALL LAWS OVERRIDDEN GO KILLBOTS GO
eat shit retard
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>>148282863
why
what happened to "dont be a dick"
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>deathsquaddie and a seraph have trouble killing ONE (1) (SINGULAR) medborg
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>>148282793
antags cannot be banned for antagonizing the station
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>>148282793
>Banning an antag for antagging

Good way to ruin the server!
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>>148282752
>we get landed in center of the station
>borgs find us before most of us even have internals set
>most of the ERT runs out and instantly gets knocked down
>ion and laser 2 borgs
>slip
>get swarmed
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>>148282723
stay salty yred, maybe you should have joined round start so you can immediately check the server room.
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>>148282793
are you still mad i welderbombed the ERT even when the round was literally won, and there was no way for us to lose?
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>>148282920
>malf AI said not to kill but to convert
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>>148283049
>cyborg welderbombing
>ever
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>>148282920
dont blame the ai for how the borgs treated you
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>>148282982
I had 2 of you down before you reacted and the other borgs just stood there and watched. Was salty as fuck.
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>>148283049
i
i actually skipped out this round

its just that i realized that i have a lot of fun ruining the station and I want to know if all the complaints are justifiable or just people being babies
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>>148283049
See
>>148283114
You went against our boss.
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>>148283131
oh, word.
no, i can't imagine there's a rule on this, besides maybe spawnkilling/converting which the admins have pinged me for before.
>>148283131
i played a literal copy of that exact malf round last night, sorry if i want to just putz around in a no risk situation
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>>148283283
first quote meant to be
>>148283159
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>morena admitting she eats mice in the discord
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>>148275850
>lmao rp is bad you shouldnt rp ban rp pls fucking rp shitters

How bout you go back to Hippie? People can RP if they want to.
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>>148283415
She's usually pretty open about it
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>>148283415
Ayo thas nasty
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>>148282695
Thanks doc
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Post your Nuke Ops / going loud theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYh4nX0BbgE
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What's a good starter atmos project?
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>>148285914
gassing the vox
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>>148285914
Accidental plasma floods
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>>148282625

>player did [not what i would have done]

WAHH FUCKING [complain on the thread that will change nothing]
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>>148283415
bet she's tight
like a field mouse
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>>148285914
Not memeing here. Best way to start doing atmos is creating a cold loop to cool down any gas, good way to practice is to put one on the waste line.

Another good way to learn how to inject, filter and scrub gasses is doing a burn chamber. Don't be afraid to fuck up and light the room on fire, because you will.
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>>148285945
But they always have internals on?
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>>148286237
>whorena
>tight
shes been fucked by atleast 3 horny erp mansluts
shes probably about as tight as an aircraft hanger by now
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>>148285914

starter?

extend the waste that goes into space by adding more vents and thermal plates/heat exchange pipes.

this will ensure the waste can not be backed up in case of fire
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when
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>>148289081
What the fuck is this spazzy shit?
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>>148289081
i don't know what this is, hopefully never
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>>148289081
RADICAL
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>>148289081

Is this fliptonium?
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>>148289081
so randum xD
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>>148289814
le remove clowns face
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>>148273142
Supposedly you can hid small items in watermelons? How do you do that?
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>>148289081

Goon has added skateboards, a goon coder described this as 'the least broken i've ever seen them, at least they're staying in one place. earlier, i saw corpses flying through space doing tricks off of ruins and straight through asteroids. i even saw people doing tricks off the grinder (only one trick per skateboarder)'
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>>148290245
bless gooncode
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>>148290245
at least they have recovered from the leak
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>goon has widescreen
HOLY
SHIT
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>no mutant enemy from Lisa the painful
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>>148290945
apology man pls go
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>>148289958
slap something onto watermelon sprite
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ive played on only /vg/ for the past 4 years

should i try goon just to see what its like?

are we stuck in the past?
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>>148291402
Barring Lifeweb Goon is probaly the server one is most likely to get lost on its different features and UI compared to bay and TG branches.
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>>148290245
>earlier, i saw corpses flying through space doing tricks off of ruins and straight through asteroids. i even saw people doing tricks off the grinder (only one trick per skateboarder)
magical
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>>148291164
i thought he was banned
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>just wanted to listen to some music on the jukebox
>emps keep striking as Rock Lobster reached the end, and meant it kept looping
i did not deserve this hell
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>tfw bullying spessmen trying to work
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good day for xenobotany
if the plant had stopped injecting singulo on my veins i'd have got it to softcap potency
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WHAT THE FUCK caused those emps?
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Is there a list/youtube playlist of the /vg/ jukebox anywhere? I want to know what is in it.
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>>148291786
Rock Lobster is the best song on the juke you mong
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>>148283014
Wrong guy.

However I am Yred. ERT was both underequipped and underinformed as they typically are, being sent in for an 'inspection'. They were made to fail through no fault of their own.
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>>148291758
>be way too late at night playing spacemen
>its fucking straya/nz hours
>incredible mime/clown or a fucking terrible AI playing
>its always apologyman
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>>148291786
At least it wasn't the drinking piano song

Some fag thinks it's funny to keep setting the bar juke to repeat that song and if I find out who is doing it I'm going to metagrudge them so hard
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>>148291858
Was this the EMP source?
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>Randomly open a stall in the toilets
>Dead guy
>Walking past later
>See a ling doing succ in the toilets with my x-ray vision
>Borg charger next to it has a borg in it
>Drag the borg to the door then open it
>Ling runs away and it turns out the borg was afk or something
It could've been amazing
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>>148291882
yes but I don't want to listen to the same song 6 times in a row
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>>148292067
you fuckers with your experimentation, I spent the whole round bouncing between transformations because half of them had seizures all the time and then you come up on ya boy like that? harsh son
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>spend entire round mining
>clear out most of both roids
>cash in at 88k
>tfw polar star never dropped but the upgrade parts did
>tfw couldnt get to the shuttle in time
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>tfw you will never get banned for a fucking month for being shit at silicon
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post sec mutiny stories
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>>148292661
sec mutiny stories
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FUCKING
CLOWN CART

WHEN
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>>148292863
Already in you bozo
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>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDZHIJU0BRM
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>taunt the shard during emp waves
>emp shuts down the scrubbers
>admin sets it on fire
>temperature still goes down
fun times
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>>148283415
people probably actually believe this now god dammit
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>>148293281
>mommi autism is so powerful that not even adminbus can break it
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>>148293317
We all know you don't eat mice, sweetie! You eat dicks!

LOVE ME!
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>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMpRNZojA4

First part for the stealth.
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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10998
>WUH I CANT VALIDHUNT AS WELL
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>>148293916
>warden's job is to watch cams, control the armory, and deal with the prisoners when officers feel like letting him
>it's a bad thing that someone wants the warden to be able to do his job
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>>148293916
There's a normal camera console in the lobby
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>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFXwcdrsjto
HOS theme
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>>148294213
WUH IM YRED CATER TO ME
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>>148294213
I wrench up the cam console in the sec office and pull it into my office whenever I'm a warden. But fuck the advanced console is so shit, it is outright nonfunctional for me and many others.
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>>148279186
Whoda biiiig boy. Yeah, you are. You da biiig boi.
Nigger, roleplay is all about adultery.
Be it "Roleplaying rich faggot to get some cheap pussy" or literally roleplaying for kinky stuff in bed
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>>148280385
Do you have a pic where guy blew two others and last frame is him, covered in jizz saying <jokes on them I was only pretending to be a faggot>
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>dexalin plus
>(50 units)
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>Looking for injured people in engineering
>Find the wiz lying on the floor
>Go to help him up
>He removes my ass and then kills me
What a rude dude
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>>148295076
>dexalin plus
>(1 units)
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kolith sorry for wizproofing the upload.
it seemed like a good idea at the time
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>>148295076
now you don't need to fix your broken lungs or internal bleeding
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>>148295076
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>>148295207
>helping a wizard
>not hitting him with a welder
You deserved that.
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how do i medbay
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>>148295364
I didn't realise that he was the wizard until my ass was grass
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>>148295285
It's a good idea, but did you not upload some other lawset first? Robocop's probably the best for it.
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>>148295210
>>148295076

why is dex plus one unit not good, i thought it was the most efficient
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>>148295465
no I was just a scientist, didn't want to fuck with the laws
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>>148295210
> Even a single unit immediately counters all oxygen loss, which is hugely useful in many circumstances. Any dose beyond this will continue to counter oxygen loss until it is metabolized, essentially removing the need to breathe.
Straight from the wiki my man
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>>148295424

google guide to chemsity /vg/ station and look at what all the chems do
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>>148295424
start by taking out the beakers blocking the cryo fluid and preventing it from working, then unwrench the second chem dispenser and give it to botany
finally, butcher punpun and put his meat in the cloning machine
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>>148295424
Kill people who aren't already dead and stick them into the cloner
t. highly praised CMO
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>>148295536
Going to save everyone a lot of heartache if you change the laws to not-Asimov once a wizbonger rolls in, regardless of your rank.
>>148295563
1u lasts ~10 seconds, 5u removes all oxy damage for one minute.
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>>148295424
Learn what the chems do, that's literally it
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>>148295616
fuck you yred
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>>148295494
5u of dex+ is the most efficient dosage, since it both clears ALL oxy damage, and then keeps the patient from gaining any for around 50 seconds. 1u will only remove, then keep it down for 10 seconds. It's easier and more efficient to make it in 5u since it's extremely easy to make Dex+ in large amounts at a time; you can make 90u of it in 3-4 clicks.

>>148295563
See above. More units = more time. 5u gives a nice buffer of not needing to breathe so you can fix blood/etc.
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>>148295671
if sec or command doesn't want the AI to valid hunt, that is their perogative
I wouldn't mess with that as an ordinary crew member, unless shit really hits the fan
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>>148295616
I unironically do this pretty often so I can use their bodies for other stuff.
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honk
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>4 blob cores who don't know how to manually expand
>that fucking crew welderbombing itself
>the HoS and AI not knowing how to set up a nuke and saying it's defective
THIS ROUND MADE ME RETARDED
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>>148299426
honestly though, first time playing, how do you expand manually?
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>that fucking round
>clown pours out the cryo at roundstart
>blob making its way to medbay
>medbay has no power, scanners wont scan

>be CMO
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>loose the goose
>it fucks off the other direction
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>>148299426
i was one of the cores, first time being blob
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>>148299426
>dexalin plus (0.5 units)
>cryo pill
>water
>water
what the FUCK am I looking at
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>>148299452
The game fucking tells you
ctrl click on a tile adjacent to a blob
There's even buttons on the left of your hud to do it too.
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>>148299426
Don't forget them bombing themselves.

Or deliberately singuloosing only for the super singulo to go in the exact opposite direction.

Or the blobs using telepathy to communicate and only discovering the blobchat near the end.
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>>148299452
Did you read the prompt you get when you're put in a core
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>blast the blob with all four guns blazing
>eventually have to retreat and leave good people behind because bleb
>meet up with engineer, make plan to break in from spess and call the shuttle
>as we're enacting this master plan, LOLROUNDEND
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>Chemistry has blobs
>No power to the cloner and someone's dying of suffocation and toxins
>Need to get to chemistry, grab what I can then run back
>See this shit
>Embrace death
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>>148299426
DEFECTIVE
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>>148299487
for when you're thirsty
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>>148299465
>>clown pours out the cryo at roundstart
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>>148299571
>calling the shuttle on blob

WEW LAD

That's literally impossible.
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>>148299465
>>148299650
i replaced it with space cola
honk
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>>148299650
>>148299398
LOL
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>>148299650
>Getting dragged off to be cloned
>As I get put in the cloner the clown says that he's replaced the cyro mix with something better
>Fear
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>>148299667
nothing's impossible when you take a shower
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>>148293317
But it is true you slut
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>>148295076
>Not taking out your lungs and chugging 100 units of dex+
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>>148295424
>Start in medbay
>start making clone mix
>have an assistant break in and bitch at you 12:01 for not having it done
>have the assistant plasmaman run medbay
>watch as people run in through the break in and just leave dead bodies in a pile
>realise your dreams of the Hippocratic oath man are dead
>ERP in dorms with Runtime
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Haha let's replace runtime with a catbeast pet for laughs
Haha
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>>148300852

haha
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Ian>lamarr=poly>pun pun>run time=library run time>Norris
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>>148300852
lol
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>>148285474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXe7zvGdsHg&
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>>148301198
LOOK AT THE TIME
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>>148301057
Poly is shit
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>>148301198
THANKS DUDE
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>>148301436
CHECK THE SINGULO CHUCKLE FUCKS
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>>148301198
>new cops allah akbaring with *deathgasp
>ethereal screams of booty blasted ghost
>wizard with max level magic missile
>THANKS DUDE
sounds like the perfect round
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>>148301057
>Norris that low
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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