The Clown Is Your Friend Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>I AM ANGRY
>ANGRY ABOUT BIRDS
>birds dindu nuffin
>again
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
first for blob is a shit
so do all wheelchairs have the instant kill ramming ability or is syndicate only?
I want to know if I should be ready to shoot any disabled person who comes within 10 meters of me
>>148167381
Job exclusive tator item for MD chemist and CMO
6TC
If you don't like it now, you should have seen how absolutely broken it was before the two nerfs
>>148167381
>I want to know if I should meta or not
the only correct answer is:
jump out an airlock.
>>148163961
pls help
>>148168268
Kill yourself
>>148169237
I'll do it later.
beg of round
>suddenly everyone is exploding
middle of round
>plasma floods the bar
end of round
>explosions
summed up the round
>you can drag people into healing artifacts with ctrl click as long as they are gloveless for quick heals
Nice to know.
And it was fantastic to try helping the dying people in the shuttle medbay just to have a diona dindu with the captain's armor blocking the way asking for help somehow.
Hey kid, you want to buy abike horn?
>>148168268
>try to card the AI
>it lasers me to death in the core
welp
>>148170023
>diona dindu
did that faggot call the shuttle early?
I was dragging the last body into the shuttle and it just fucking disappeared.
>>148170207
>>148170402
I'm pretty sure he was referring to the other image.
>>148169994
>As AI this round I had to :
>Prevent plasma floods
>Prevent singuloose
>Prevent shard delaminations
>Prevent emitter arrays fucking me up
>Prevent mass murderers and borg subversions
>Answer commands and complaints
>Explain why I can't recall as an AI, for the 99th time
>Explain my actions to sec because they either didn't think killing mass murderers was ok under paladin, or couldn't get why killing humans in my view under asimov was not ok
>Coordinate my borgs to unfuck distro, and disable the singularity engine, stop saboteurs
>Explain to sci why my borgs took some actions, so they'll stop locking down my borgs
>Explosion blows my core open, dude walks in with emag and AI card
>>148170628
>prevent emitters from killing you
The mime did that.
God bless the mime
>>148170609
>not the remake
I think those are it, the remake that I know is super ugly and brown.
>>148170628
>Lock down the HoS who killed a dangerous mass murderer but didn't lock down the mass murderer themselves
hmm... really makes you think....
>>148171039
Well I did yell loudly it was going to happen.
Most of what I do is yell about stuff.
>>148171465
Wait, shit I misread the request. I thought he was asking for that without the censor. Why does this keep happening to me.
>>148171747
Birds aren't known for their intelligence.
>>148170628
If you can't handle all that without being Buddha-calm, don't play AI.
Play MoMMI instead and fuck off to do your own thing. I find it really calming.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NppqZUS.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>148170628
>Explain why I can't recall as an AI, for the 99th time
>they either didn't think killing mass murderers was ok under paladin, or couldn't get why killing humans in my view under asimov was not ok
>>148172142
>HoS kills the wheelchair murderer after nearly 10 people were killed
>ai locks the HoS down
MUH POTENT HAMS
>>148172142
that wasn't my image at all, come on hiroshimoot
>>148171890
It's either that, or I don't pay enough attention to things.
>>148172405
>miles
>nanoangstrom
>micro instant
Great story, but these units are nonsensical from a scientific POV.
>>148173516
don't talk shit about ihnm
it's flawless
okay?
>>148174065
It is flawless from a fiction POV.
Not so much on the science.
Borers made valid when
>>148174503
wow you really have to take everything serious
are you an admin?
>>148174636
No.Yes
>>148174548
I stomp them all the time
>>148174967
Why would you ever hurt something so cute?
>>148171465
please tell me this exists without the censor
>>148176175
Not that we know of.
>>148176175
Kill yourself
>>148176175
Don't know.
>>148176175
personally i prefer it when the cloaca is kept mysterious
>Bartender shoots HoP for throwing paint all over the bar
>HoP calls security and gets the bartender arrested for shooting her boss and gets fired
>Bartender somehow thought shooting the HoP would go well
Kek felicity.
>HoP starts throwing buckets of paint around the bar that the bartender worked hard on.
>Bartender asks him to stop.
>"I am your boss, you answer to me, I can do what I want"
>Bartender tells the HoP to get out. Eventually shotgun stuns him and drags him out.
>HoP comes back with the HoS egunning wildly
>demotes the bartender.
>"I am the boss I can do what I want"
Holy shit you need a head ban with an attitude like that.
>>148176491
It wasn't felicity tho
>>148170402
>Those human like eyes
>Body, besides for legs, is basically a green-painted human
>Short beak that looks glued on
>Quills are just a hair-like mohawk
You guys don't really like vox at all, don't you? You just like your furry interpretation of vox
>>148176776
idk desu. I just watched the entire thing
>>148176789
who cares we're getting them removed
>>148176670
Both the HoP and HoS couldn't land an e-gun shot on me in the brig when I was slowed from hunger and cuffed in a 3 tile wide room. Took me walking point blank for them to land it. Hell, the HoS couldn't do it in a 2 tile wide.
Both of them were assholes and the HoP was just griffing for the sake of griffing. I have the right to bare arms in my bar, and shoot people who are being a cock, boss or not. No one but the HoP thought they were justified, and if I had had lethals I would have used them and double tapped the cunt.
I recently started playing and have started liking Botanist. Is it worth getting into the plant genetics? And should I be grinding down plants for medical bay? I tend to make way too much food I think.
>Aurx once again plays a shitty plasmaman chemistry who locks himself on chemistry by welding the door preventing anybody from entering on chemistry while also labelling the the pills with shit stuff like "RadAway" or "Sensory Recover", while also not specificating the units or any meansure used on majority of them
>>148176968
Surgically?
>>148177035
Exotic seed crates from cargo are always fun to play with if you start getting into xenobotany.
>>148177004
>Someone owns a bar
>Person they hire to tend the bar completely changes the design doing all kinds of design, work, etc without approval
>bar owner changes up what the bartender is doing because he owns the bar
>Bartender shoots bar owner
>implying the bar tender wouldn't be sent to jail and fired
>>148177153
Yeah...last night when I first tried Botany the QM brought me exotic seeds. Suffice to say, I managed to cause the whole hydroponics to overflow with weeds.
>>148177035
the only plants medbay will want are ones with rezadone or perixadon wich can only be acquired from exotic seed crates
but be aware, some plants can be really dangerous to mess withplasma releasing plants or stinging polyacid vines
>>148176491
Why kek me, I wasn't the bartender. I just watched it and called the HoP out on being a garbage can.
>>148170207
>>148170402
This is exactly what I was looking for, I never saved it after coloring it.
Thanks my anonymous friend.
>>148177004
>I have the right to bare arms
>bare arms
>>148177349
This isn't real life, the head of personell isn't a boss, he's an overseer to the station. Centcomm are the bosses. It's not his job to be active in departments, but to watch over them and make sure they're working.
>>148177582
>morena's bare arms
unf
>>148177624
and he should have sign off and approval on changes to public departments. He most certainly can fire a bartender
>>148176789
The good looking vox images are the ones that aren't outright lewd.
>>148177349
>HoP is the Bar Owner
>Bartender needs HoP approval to change their bar design.
I don't know if you are new or an idiot. Probably both if you think what the HoP did was acceptable in any way. ahelp yourself some drug rehab, buddy.
>>148177928skree
>>148177893
>you will never get to pda erp with morena
>you will never be morena's daddy
>>148177908
Go back to whatever high RP server you crawled out from, seriously.
>>148178073
>tfw shiggy and sj were much better daddies to morena than you'll ever be
>>148178235
i was never morena's daddy tho
i've not even had any contact with morena whatsoever becausei'm too nervousi want morena to bully me!
>>148178462
no way she's a dom
you would be the one bullyingnotice me my love
>>148178015caw
>>148178574
>no way shes a dom
she literally constantly bullied all three of her previous daddies
one relationship was based entirely off of bullying
morena a qt dom
>>148177893
>>148178073
>>148178235
>>148178574
>>148178462
I'm too tired to shitpost and reply, if you actually want to be my friend it's not hard.
>>148178728
>morena still attentionwhorign in the thread
go back to getting doubleteamed by shittypiggy and spergay you faggot
>>148178728
who's the best daddy you ever had?was it shiggy?
>>148178872
He wasn't that kind of thing to me, neither was Bonk, neither was SJ. Anyway I'm barely friends with any of them any more.
>>148178846
Sounds like you'd enjoy it more.
>>148178728
Can I be your friend?
t. daddy
>>148179035
If you can find my steam then sure.
>>148178015
This is better, but still, why are the eyes so fucking human? Makes it look like some disney character instead of an alien.
>>148179281
humans tend to humanize things when they attempt to make them cute
>>148179023
>morena has dommed sj
is this truly the end of the waifu king?
>>148177119
They were clearly labeled with the overdoses, which is what was bitched about last time. And god knows you retards don't actually care about the dosage, I've seen too many doctors shoving fistfuls of pills down throats to buy into the fantasy that you actually use the minimum needed.
>when you fall for the same trap you fell for before
Some things never change, famlads.
>>148179364
Well maybe they shouldn't, because it looks uncanny as fuck.
>>148178728
You sound decent to play with but I am too boring anyway.I dragged you in a coffin that one round around engineering
>>148179384
>implying SJ wasn't always a sub
Literally got used and abused by a whore, he's always been in need of a dom
>>148179023
Seriously, fuck off and go back to sucking Freak or Shiggy off.
>>148177134
No we're getting vox removed you dumbfuck.
>>148179271
I can't find it, but I found a better Morena and she's local
>op that finds the disk doesn't have a fucking emag so they can't open a briefcase
>the ship wasn't in the spot they thought it was
>THE FUCKING NUKE WAS AT THE SYNDICATE BASE THE ENTIRE TIME
How does this happen?
>warden with a single sec officer
>wizard running around
>assistants rush to the brig
>"give guns wizard"
>some just try to hack in, shock themselves
>wizard materializes
>hell naw, hide in a locker
>watch as he zaps, clowns, and de-asses them
>assistants disperse to medbay
>one comes back with gloves, tries hacking into the armory again
>stun, cuff, throw him into isolation until I can get the wizard to come back and decide his fate
>wizard doesnt return in a timely manner
>get medkits and DD injectors, break assistants legs and hands, heal his brute, and flush him down the disposal
>not a single bwoink
>wizard dies to cargo guns anyway
Never under any circumstance give a greyshirt an armory gun.
>>148179707
atmos tech finds a syndicate uplink, the power sink, an emag and their ship all near SE solars
>>148179707
>THE FUCKING NUKE WAS AT THE SYNDICATE BASE THE ENTIRE TIME
Oh my god, that's amazing
>>148179386
>aurx thinks he is the utmost authority on chemistry
Please just make fucktons of Bic, Keloderm, 5uDex+, and Antitox. That is literally all med needs, and labeling shit 'lmao healing' and 'FALLOUT MEMES' just makes my job harder, and if I could, I would stuff your ass down the chem chute.
>>148179612
I don't like either of them, not really even as friends any more. >>148179674
I live in near london too whoops. Anyway you can find me on sawbone's friendlist, you should be able to spot me or something.
>>148179609
I heard you liked felicity though? hmm...
>>148177119
Aurx is a very good lad, fuck off medisperg.
>>148179386
fuck off with those meme names
just relabel the pills if you are doing shit like Keloderma or Anti-tox plus (wich is peptobismol+anti-tox)
>>148179465
That's what I tell anime jerkoffs but they don't realize it.
For a moment I thought it was Engineering's time to shine, but holy crap.We still could have fixed it.
>Having antag enabled
Don't you have a school to shoot up?
>>148179867
WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE ME MORENA I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR DADDYU
CMON REMEMBER THE TIME WE ERPED IN THE BAR THAT WAS FUN!!PLEASE I WANT YOU BACK YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!!! D:
>>148179878
he may be a cool lad but his manchildren behavior of welding the chemistry doors only so nobody can get inside chemistry, while bitching when somebody goes inside to make the needed pills because he spent 30 minutes to rename bicaridine to "Brute Damage Healing Pill (Overdose in 40p)", is extremely shitty and i'd rather have him do something else
>>148180026
Bonk removed me completely wordlessly. I haven't spoken to him since, guess I did something wrong.
>>148180131
He got drunk and cut ties with a lot of people, who knows what he's up to.
>MD, chemists fuck off to do god knows what
>make pills
>clown asks for lube
>give him lube pills
>the absolute madman actually eats them
>chemist comes back and screeches "fuck off" and starts pushing me
>bombs go off, people start pouring in
>chemistry suddenly full of fire and plasma
>all the pills I made are gone
>fridge is full of "weed pill"
>"lsd pill pill"
>"LMAO pill"
>4 6u tricord pills
>>148180181
Yeah but he begged shiggy to take him back lmao.
>>148180207
This is why you always make the chloral syringe first if you find the chemists outside chem, for the inevitable moment when they come back to make more shitter chems.
>>148180019
>implying I'm not training in SS13
Soon.
>>148180356
Hey c'mon don't you ever do things you regret while drunk?
>>148180375
I go outside of medbay to snatch an oxygen first aid as chemist to make dexaplus fast because I'm a giant jew.
>>148180356
>being so pathetic you have to beg a lonely russian male for human contact
l m a o
m
a
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just when i thought mr thirsty couldn't get any more fucking pathetic
>>148167381
>>148167591
>6 TC
>Hit once and then roll over them two or three times to crit
>Zero hit delay, Just as fast as you can move
>100-0 a diona in 3 seconds
>Cant even ride it normally
REEE
>>148180479
Yeah but I don't wordlessly remove people who I considered friends and not bother contacting them with an apology or anything.
>>148180491
That's kinda silly dontcha think, Dex+ is e-z pz to make.
>>148179867
Felicity is one of my favorite people to play with but she vanishes sometimes.I just like chatting every now and then
>>148180491
Grabbing dex pills from storage is pretty good for fast cryox and dexplus so I can respect that.
>>148180356
isn't he still dating grimlock?
how scummy.
>>148180616
Well I do and I had it done to me it's honestly not as bad as you make it out to be.
>>148172396
I'm sorry you don't understand AI laws. It doesn't matter the amount of harm occurring, only if it occurs or not. The mass murderer couldn't be locked down because of EMPs, and the HoS had the ability to cuff the murderer easily instead of tasering him to death, then rolling over him 16 times with the wheelchair. The murderer was dead, no longer able to be harmed, or do harm. Remember that an AI isn't allowed to act on potential harm, but is allowed to act on probable harm. The HoS proved he was harmful. It doesn't matter if he harmed to prevent harm, it's still harm.
>>148174967
Does it make your peanus weanus hard to stomp on something that litearlly can only help you and cant harm you ever?
>>148180685
>spacefaggots dating eachother
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
How the everloving jesus FUCK could anyone from here want to actually get in the pants of someone else from here?
>>148180798
No, salt like this makes me peanus weanus hard and that's why I do it
>>148180623
Well you won't see me in atmospherics much so... I dunno.
>>148180754
>Remember that an AI isn't allowed to act on potential harm, but is allowed to act on probable harm
I honestly dont understand this. How are potential and probable different at all as far as Asimov is concerned? Unless harm is actively taking place the AI shouldn't be able to refuse a command or lock someone into a room
>>148180093
>Brute Damage Healing Pill (Overdose in 40P) Pill
i had a giggle
>>148180928
Evidence.
>>148179762
>finds
You make it sound way too casual
>>148180806
absolute desperation and lack of actual contact with humans
>>148177349
More like
>Centcomm owns a station
>HOP works for centcomm
>Put in charge of making sure the service fuckers provide service
>Bartender works for centcomm
>put in charge of the bar
>HOP shows up and starts rubbing his penis everywhere going IM THE BOSS IM THE ALPHA
>Gets dunked on
>Gets salty
>etc
>>148180709
Maybe to you, but some people get hurt when that happens to them. It's a huge blow to lose a friend, especially a good one.
>>148180995
But the laws dont state to consider that
>>148179653
From which server?
>>148180928
The difference is that with probable harm you have to have something to back your claims. Saying "Someone might use that gun to kill someone, I'll lock down the armory" is acting on potential harm. Saying "This person used that gun to kill someone, the person still has that gun, and is still around people, but not actively shooting the place, I should lock them down and take away the gun" and acting on that is acting on probable harm, which is fine.
Shutting down atmos round start because someone might release plasma is acting on potential harm. Shutting down atmos when half of engineering has harmed people and the air mix chamber is filled with the thing is acting on probable harm.
In the previous case, the HoS had killed a murderer, while having the ability to simply arrest them (they were stunned and unarmed. Instead the HoS husked the dude with lasers then ran him over with the murderer's wheelchair. Since the HoS is expected to deal with a lot of people and a lot of criminals, it's perfectly reasonable to think that he'd do such drastic actions again.
>>148180806
>mfw everyone on /vg/ and ss13 in general is male
>mfw every bit of attraction, flirting, and erp is a man with another man posing as a woman
>>148181626
The laws state that you cannot allow harm by inaction. Letting something you know for a fact to be harmful around humans is inaction. You wouldn't let people enter a room filled with fire right ? Same thing. You just have to think of people as objects, is that object harmful ? If yes, then prevent it from entering contact with humans. The difference is that, while you know a gun can be harmful, it hasn't actually harmed anyone, thus isn't considered harmful, thus acting on it (by removing the guns) is acting on potential harm. Replace "gun" with person and the same logic applies. Once it did harm a human, it's no longer potential harm to remove the threat.
>>148180889
I'll do some pda banter then
I heardIntiistickling Morena's cervixright now.
>>148181875
I'm a girl but I have a girlfriend so its still gay dont worry
>>148182004
I'd enjoy that.
>>148182070
uguu... I wish...
>>148182321
you don't even have a cervix you faggot you're a male
>>148182174
post proofs with timestamp or forever be known to have a benis
>>148182459
Is that you Yahir? Still mad I won't apologise to you for something you did? Because you're fucking insane?
>>148182321
you wish you couldvore the fuck right out of someone, right vorena?
>>148182576
>>148182640
ya i'm gonna eat all these mice nom nom nyaa
Vore mechanics added when
>>148183334
When you code it
i want totalk tomorena
>>148182070
disgusting
I want tostop hearingMorenatalked aboutbyeveryone in this thread.
>>148183334
Get fat
Grab intent monkey
Consume
Bonus points: Ebow + DNA injector, eat your target
>>148183814
So do I.
>>148183814
Too bad now that you said that I'm going to ramp up the shitposting
>>148183627
Add me on steam then god dammit. My ID is naturefeels.
>>148182612
seek mental help, pal.
>>148183627
no you don't. trust me
>>148184604
>it's a yahir thinks anyone gives a shit about him thread
Fuck off Yahir. Go back to sobbing at the fact that you live one of the most pitiful lives in existence.
>>148184789
get bent buttbaby if youre gonna call me out and then say "NUUHH ITS NOT ABOUT YOU WAAH"
>>148184876
Wasn't even me replying to you there lol.
>>148184993
who do you think im replying to
>>148185049
You believe you're replying to Morena with >>148184876
But
>>148184789
Is not Morena.
>>148185136
negative, this is a general reply to crybabies lumped into one
basically a reply to the thread claiming im trying to do whatever they think im doing by replying to prove that im not someone that someone is argueing with
>>148185273
All I got from that is
>i think I'm more important and internet famous than I really am and that people actuallygive a shit about me
Fuck off and die Attentionwhore.
>inb4 edgy 'already have :^)' reply from depressed manchild
>>148185273
Christ you're edgy.
>>148185619
i dont know why you think that i think im internet famous
people arent fond of me in the slightest and i know because of actions ive done in the past but oh well tough shit thats the past now
this is a very small general on an unpopular board on 4chan, no one cares dude
calm down
>>148185273
You realize everyone here is anonymous right ?
What about letting it fucking go and contributing something interesting to this discussion ?
>>148185883
I dont know why you think that he thinks that you think you are internet famous
>>148185883
I'll be happy when you realize the world will be better off when you kill yourself.
>>148185925
sure thing m8 lets post autism fort screenshots or some shit instead of some petty internet drama
Why the fuck do you guys chimp the fuck out any time someone mentions Yahir?
>>148186064
Did someone say autism
>>148186078
im an easy target i guess because ive been around for a real long time as the same static name so people remember me
its like asking "why do tabloids keep writing about the kardashians"
>>148186064
>>148186078
Because he is a cancer on the server with his self important, inflated ego, his attitude that suggests he thinks he can get away with anything because 'lmao its in the past im different *wacks patient with a wrench* cmon guise ill shape up i swear im a nice guy pityyy meee i'm poooor and i made shitty life choices and work in walmart waaah'.
>>148186064
Looks good, do the meteor walls actually retain air ?
>>148186215
>>148186269
they do but the sand benieth them are basically space tiles so if youre using something like a ddrill you gotta be careful or youll ruin everything
>>148186241
not pictured is the worlds best pAI
>>148186402
Indeed, a limitation of our air system is that we had to make all the asteroid tiles into infinite "no air" containers
The opposite would cause the asteroid to lag to a crawl whenever an airlock opens
>>148186402
>tfw no waifu
I'm having a problem where I can't connect to some servers, specifically /vg/station.
Half the time it says I'm connecting, then Dream Seeker says theres a problem and will close.
The other half of the time it opens as a background process and can only be closed through task manager.
Almost all other stations work except for /vg/station, is there some fix or something?
>>148186598
what a silly lookin alien
>>148186598
>>148186660
If the problems persist, just straight up reinstall BYOND from the latest version
>>148186818
Is there any way to replace the gas miners if they're spaced/blown up/swallowed by lord sing?
>>148187079
Other than getting those on the research outpost or the derelict. Nope.
>>148182070
Morena seriously stop posting about yourself it's getting tiresome.
>>148187079
Message Centcomm and ask nicely
Very unlikely the room continues if Atmos was fucked up so tremendously anyways, only way to completely destroy atmos miners is Singulo
>>148178015
what artist
>>148187221
I didn't post that but alright. I only reply to people.
>>148186920
Going to do that and then delete the BYOND folder in documents.
lmao
>>148187562
gee bill
>observer having fun watching wiz
>then apprentice/assassin
>then juggernaut bodysnatcher
>then vox plague doctor with 3 pAIs
This was a hell of a ride.
>you will never sell a jetpack to an actual antag that needs it for his objectives
>>148186241
This is why I learned to look at the map or atleast look around before making a secrit room, There was perfeclty usable space below the corner and I didnt just take the walls out
making a map
where should i start with
>>148186920
>>148187493
Still goes to background processes. Any other suggestions?
>be trader
>haggle a circuit imprinter and an R&D computer from mechanics
>make guns
>make a lotta guns
>armor too
>become shameless war profiteer
>sell ONE (1) stun revolver to an assistant
>see the strip club getting cultified with my mesons
>acquire guns
>bust into the room
>artificer standing there
>6 corpses bucklecuffed to chairs
>mfw
>wizard arrives
>fuck
>shoot him with my AR
>shoot him again
>he jaunts away
>end up getting trapped behind a silicate tank and artificer walls
>jugg slowly advancing
>shit shit shit shit
>SECURITY ASSIST
>BUSTS INTO THE CLUB
>ALL THE CONSTRUCTS DIE
>wizard survives but we managed to fuck up his plans well enough to feel like heroes
>make several thousand dollars from trading with my buddy
>fly away to centcomm
>die instantly on arrival because the badmins can't keep their hands off the buttons
Trader isfunon Deff tbqh
>>148187943
ALT+F4
>>148187961
Just post in the BYOND forums then
>>148187865
Later and also when I realized I left unused space
>>148187991
thanks for the help, cuntshit
>>148187971
>trader acting like crew
kys tb.h
>>148188787
If the crew is dead who are you going to sell to?
>>148187448
Sure you didn't.
>That one guy who actually shows up to medbay for johnson inspections
>>148189501
I'm just concerned about my johnson health
>>148189501
>>148189607
Nobody wants an infected johnson.
>>148189501
I just wantmorenato inspect my Johnson.
CAPTAIN JOHNSON INSPECTION IN MEDBAY
VOXTEST2
WOOP WOOP
>>148188801
>Making something in a place almost no one goes
>This something is a LIBRARY of all things
You couldn't make something more useless even if you tried.Very pretty though!
Is the panic bunker up or something? I join and then the server freezes,
I don't understand why I keep on disconnecting. I was playing earlier this morning so I should be passed it.
What do you guys do when you want to play SS13 but can't think of a character to play/project to work on?
Whenever I don't have a gimmick I usually just powergame the fuck out of medbay because I suck at casual RP. I just wanna get cozy and have some fun for once but I don't know what to do.
guys good idea for game mode:
>assistant only
>no tool boxes
>final box station
>>148193356
I play siliconI play silicon almost every round
>>148193356
>casual RP
What do you mean by this?
Like, just sitting around talking about random shit with other people waiting for botanist Mcfuck to come in with a busted liver from too much dank weed?
>>148193547
Basically yeah. I get sick of playing medbay and hardcore powergaming to set everything up so nobody ever dies.
I just want to fuck around and pretend I'm a spaceman but it's hard, especially when most other players on the server are also powergaming or playing like the game is deathmatch/mafia.
>>148187238
Or you could set up a filtration system to recycle air.
>>148193708
>He hasn't figured out who the people who will actually RP with you are
>>148193869
I know some of them but I'd rather take an approach that would encourage others to RP instead of just joining the metaclub circlejerk.
>warn ship 3 times about vox raiders
>nothing
that was an incredibly active round in RnD,
was that shit all being smuggled to the raiders?
>spend the whole round stealing IDs to steal all of their money
>trash or return the ID after use
>get beat for it
jerks
>When your tacticool bird brethren make up for the shitty Nuke Ops you had earlier.
>>148193984
>metaclub circlejerk
Oh, so you're just a memespouter
>see the fucking clown trying to break out of perma
>me and the HOS comes in
>catch him just as he broke a window
>injured so he falls down
>tell the Hos to spread the glass
>end of round so drag him like a kid about to get his ass whooped through the glass back and fourth
so is the life of sec
>maintence tech steals me and another shaft miner's IDs
>find him with the other shaft miner, trip him
>screams that our IDs are in the disposals
>take his ID as punishment
>he goes ape shit and kills me after beating his ass
>admins say they dealt with it
>hes still running around like a prick after that
if even I make bacon, If odd I play another round
>>148194078
>Why are you mad I only stole the thing you need to work and all your money
>>148194101
Maybe, but I'm trying not to be.
good work my vox brothers! That was some spec ops shit
>make railgun
>capacitors don't even charge enough to deal damage
Really?
anyone else can't connect?
>>148194465
same
>>148194465
the fabled shitter purge has commenced
>>148194461
Nerfed into the ground
Serb ded?
>>148194461
>making a railgun
>>148194461
Capacitors charge off the grid for a limited time. You know what that means?
that means that you need
A) Tier 3 capacitors
B) Max output on SMES/wiring to grid
A strong enough railgun will gib
>>148194461
your autism power isn't good enough
You need to max the output on the SMES and wires or else it ain't going to be cool.
The railgun can snipe the AI core from Engineering I believe
>>148194596
>B) Max output on SMES/wiring to grid
Son of a bitch.
>>148194080
>>148194420
>first round ever on /vg/station
>play as vox with operator team
Thanks game
>>148193984
It's a futile effort, but I wish you luck. It'd be nice to see someone put in a bit more effort to do some ARPEE stuff outside the metaclubs.
how do you make plasteel?
>>148194596
the amount of power you need for good damage is fucking nuts. You need so much power that even the most skilled crab will say thats enough power
Break Oath of Silence shouldn't even be an option for mime. Why was it brought back?
Mime should have an invisible rope power that allows him to pull a far away person one tile towards him.
>>148194745
Its a weapon can kill the AI and the HoS, and break the shuttle computer in one shot
Why the fuck aren't advance cameras working for me?
everytime I use it on box it just shows the stars in the background
>>148194740
mining smelter
Put plasteel at the top of the list
Turn on, make plasteel
>>148194461
>>148194869
It's been fucked for a long time.
>>148194843
>Brought back
Being able to break your oath was always a thing
>>148193356
Usually I pick a low-responsibility job and find something pointless to do.
Some favorites have been:
-Making a whole bunch of coins as a miner and building a gashapon collection (after I got a few mineral deliveries to R&D of course)
-Fixing up the observation lounge in MetaClub and mixing/downing drinks while I yell at Rimshot and beat the shit out of him
-Exploring Deff maint (Between antags and crowbarring my way into zombie rooms, I always wind up dead. It's great)
I don't always start with a plan, but if I wander around enough I'll stumble onto something that can hold my attention for the round.
If I'm really, really bored, and I just want something to do while I drink my morning coffee and listen to music, I'll play viro.
>>148194869
>>148194976
It's fixed now, though. At least for me.
What's broken is the atmos computer, still not updated for 512x512 maps
>>148194461
>>148194970
>You need at least 100 gigawatts (10^11 watts) to get decent damage
>You need at least 450 gigawatts (4.5*10^11 watts) to start penetrating tiles, it increases rapidly after that
If you manage to hook up 10^12 watts into the grid, you will shoot an instant kill beam that will penetrate 125 tiles. That's a gg wp gun if I've seen any
What should I do with my gf tomorrow?
Should i try to get her to play space?
