"I want to bully Sakura" Edition
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>Previous thread:
>>147731054
>>148023604
>forehead pokes are the most affection Sakura will ever receive
>>148024535
I mean real talk, do you think he's ever poked her forehead with his dick? Does he legit think that's what sex is?
>>148024445
btw, even though it looks like he's about to snap her neck in that image, Sasuke is whispering "I love you" (the super serious version nips use less).
I guess you can interpret that juxtaposition however you want.
>>148024652
If he did, it would make his relationship with Itachi a whole lot more fucked up.
>>148024652
It must be since they were able to have a child.
>>148024821
A "super serious version" of saying a simple "I love you"?
>>148024652
I wouldn't be surprised if he's done that before. But yeah they have a kid so he's stuck it in under some circumstance at least once. Or maybe it was really a turkey baster. Either way someone probably had to explain to sasuke where babies come from.
Someone probably had to explain it to Naruto, too. Seeing as how he somehow literally didn't know what a pregnant woman looked like.
>>148026062
I don't think Naruto could create his perverted jutsu and travel with Jiraiya, pervert extraordinaire, and not know how babies are made.
>page 9
>>148025060
A bit similar to english, but they add a word to mean SERIOUS romantic love. Saying the equivalent of the english "I love you" isn't so "simple" in Japanese culture or language. And the big word for it is taken very seriously.
To say that you like a person or thing (or to say a more "simple" I love you) you can say 好きです。(suki desu). Like in english this can range from "I like fried chicken" to "I like you...." (in a romantic confession sense) depending on context. So it is often translated as "I love you" if the context is right because it conveys the same idea.
To say you REALLY LIKE/"love" something you use 大好きです。(daisuki desu, literally the kanji for big and like/affection). Also like in english this can mean anything from "I LOVE fried chicken!" to a super serious "I love you" depending on context. (this is also the word Hinata uses when she confesses to Naruto before getting wrecked by Pain. Usually in confessions or even early stages of dating people use 好きです so she was pretty fucking serious.)
This ambiguity based on context isn't surprising because the Japanese hate being direct and the way language is used reflect that. But Japanese adds one more word which is 愛してる。(The kind of love that is SERIOUS and reserved for people, this is what sasuke is saying in the OP image, but without the kanji. This is also the kanji Gaara has tattooed on his forehead.)
Like they say in this video, even married couples in Japan rarely if ever use aishiteru. They take that word very seriously and it sounds super important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azLpKvKBdHE
So yeah this long-winded explanation is basically trying to say that Sasuke saying that in the OP image is pretty strange, imo.
>>148028961
Daiskui, Rog-kun
>>148028320
I like these designs. Sasuke looks like an old war vet who's seen too much. I like how it emphasizes the amputation. They hide it too much with the big cloak and empty sleeve. It's supposed to be some kind of sacrifice/atonement, right? So why not make it more obvious?
>>148026659
But he actually didn't. He didn't know that Kurenai was pregnant when he saw her, he thought she was just fat because she ate too much. So even if he knew that sex leads to pregnancy, he somehow didn't know that when women looked like that it meant they were going to have a baby. If he didn't know what pregnancy was I seriously doubt he could know that it's caused by sex.
>>148031547
Is that baby Yamato?
>>148031547
His retardation is very inconsistent
>>148031547
>he somehow didn't know that when women looked like that it meant they were going to have a baby
Jiraiya never did stick around in any one place for long enough.
Plus the last time he spoke with Kurenai it was back during the prelims when she told him that Hinata quivering in front of him and extending her healing balm thing was really, actually a gift for him. Plenty of time for someone to go full hamplanet in the meantime.Why am I even trying to excuse this shit?
>>148031860
Very true. I think he was as retarded or not retarded as Kishi felt like making him. Mostly they made him retarded for jokes but then he would turn around and do something kind of clever. The only in-universe explanation for that is he was only pretending to be retarded.
>>148032436
>Why am I even trying to excuse this shit?
no idea, but it's human nature to try to make sense of inexplicable shit.
https://youtu.be/ZkzHe8Re3CQ
>You realize how cheesy an OP is when you understand it.
>>148034457
>Cheesy Nart OP's
my guilty pleasure.
>>148035229
>no-one will ever say your dick is cool
>>148035660Actually, my wife did the other day (after saying it was cute. I corrected her with a light face-smurf)
It made me grin, thinking about that doujin.
>>148035873
>having a wifeW-what's it like being loved by someone else anon?
>>148035873
>Someone has a wife in this general.
Liar!
>>148035976
only reason i'm still here, frankly.
You'll get yours one day, I'm sure
>>148036175
>You'll get yours one day, I'm sure
Normalfags talk. Don't tell him things like that. You'll crush him.
>>148035873
>you will never have a spouse to roleplay vanilla NH fucking with
>>148036148
not even.
She's a narufag too (thanks to me)
No regrets.
>>148036175
I doubt it, I'm pickier than someone with my looks has any right to be.Kissless virgin reporting in
>>148036373
remember both Nart & Hina were once like you.
(except Nart as he kisses Sausage in chapter 1)
>>148036331
>She's a narufag too
D-do you everroleplay as Naruto characters when fucking?
Have you evercosplayed together?
http://imgur.com/DMAb4zI
>>148036823Yeah but they weren't 20, I mean 20 is the new 40 bro, my life is practically already done.
>>148037175
na, we don't roleplay or cosplay. Maybe later on when we're older and bored of regular lovin'.
>that gif couple too cute
>>148037389
We're over 20. you're worrying about nothing. I know peeps in their 30's that ain't got anything serious going on relationship-wise.
>>148037651
It doesn't really bother me day to day, but the occasional reminder always throws me off for a while.I worry that I'm rushing to the destination and not enjoying the journey
>>148037960
well if you're aware of it, then focus your mind on not worrying about it.
A year is a long-ass time.
A lifetime is even longer.
>"The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself"
>>14803738923 year old kissless virgin hereGet on my fucking level.
>>148024445
Second child when?
>>148037389
>>148038158
>Ironically, would most likley not be kissless if spent less time lurking and/or posting on 4chan kek
>>148038432
hopefully soon. We need that pink haired boy.
>>148038695
Nothing would make me happierexcept maybe another NH kid with red hair, but I know that's just getting greedy.
>>148038432when he gets back to his poor, lonely wife and practically abandoned daughter who hates him because he spends most of his life now aimlessley wandering around the world by himself for no reason?
>>148038695
Indeed. Maybe Sasuke can finally act like a father to at least one of his kids.
>>148038158
Not that guy, but same, but a year older.
>>148039127
>>148038949
I'm certain that if Sauce had a son he would have stayed or brought him along on his journey.
>>148039127
That kid looks fucking baller
>>148040697
yeah he reminds me of a soul eater character more than a naruto character.
>>148036331
Do you play Storm 4 together?
>>148043286
this reminds me: whatever happened to zetsuanon? This game got him laid, after all.
>>148043286
she's not great at vidya, she'll watch me play and act as a spotter sometimes.
>she likes the facebewk games
>Kiba never learns anything besides Fang over Fang
Why does Kishi hate Kiba so much? He just totally dropped him after Sasuke Retrieval
>>148046589
>He just totally dropped him after Sasuke Retrieval
Kishi pretty much dropped everyone after Sasuke Retrieval.
>Page 9
I'm gonna go out of my rule and post something totally not Naruto related.
>reading one of the fics on the rec list
>the one about bort and friends being transported to a shitty alternate reality
>alternate hinata and alternate kabuto's son is kurama's jinchuuriki and this universe's edgy little shitstain
>he sits down and tells bort his life story
>talks about all the fucked up shit he went through, how he tried to kill his cousin and then killed a girl at the academy.
>he decides that the hyuuga aren't to blame, it's Konoha that's fucked up and he's going to do something about it one day, in the most menacing way possible
>bort: "So... you want to become hogake?"
>edgy kid: "you could say that...."
holy kek my fucking sides. I wonder if the author intended that to be as funny as it came off as. the fic is pretty edgy (well this universe is) but it's proven to be entertaining so far, so I guess I'll keep reading for now.
>>148046958
Yeah, but at least most of the other Konoha 10 (or whatever they're called) got new abilities. Kiba just keeps doing what he did in the fucking chuunin exams
>>148049280
But most of them have the same abilities too.
>>148049280
>Konoha 10
It's Konoha 11. It is a term used to collectively refer to the members of four Konoha teams: Team 7, Team 8, Team 10, and Team Guy. Team 7's Sasuke Uchiha is not included in the group as he had defected from the village prior to its formation. Though the members appear in both the manga and anime and often work collectively in both medias, "Konoha 11" is only ever used in the anime.
>>148049251
Link?Plus, is "Delicious Ramen on the rec list?
>>148045683
>act as a spotter sometimes
For what?
Enemy jutsus/ Supports?
>>148049565
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11384115/1/What-You-Wish-For
reading because it seems to have a positive message and bort learning from his mistakes and trying not to be an edgy little shit and respect his dad more.
Also I don't know, go check the list? It doesn't ring a bell, though. If it's not there and you like it you should put it up.Link?
>>148049430
They're at least enhanced. During the Sound Four fights, all the fights showed off the shit they're capable of.
Choji became a giant, expanded his fists, and did shit other than become a ball like he had done earlier in the series.
Neji still mainly did the gentle fist and rotation shit but the fight showed off his genius whereas is had mostly been talked about rather than shown before.
Shikamaru did shadow strangulation (for the first time I think), and further showed that he was a tactical genius.
Kiba just did a bigger version of exactly what he did in the Chuunin exams.
>>148049752
>Link?
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5005399/1/Delicious-Ramen
>>148050034
God, so edgy.
Is there such a thing as a non edgy Uchiha?inb4 a dead one
>>148050345
>Is there such a thing as a non edgy Uchiha?
Sarada.
>>148050034
Oh yeah, this was posted a few times a while back. Lel, we should put it on the list.
>>148050447
It should be put under "Eldritch Nightmare" or something like that.
>>148050034
Going to sleep. Don't die on me in the next 6 hours
>>148052114
>>148052114
Cute.
>>148052114
>>148052628
Post Sauce next, is there one of him without horrible filters?
>>148050345
>Is there such a thing as a non edgy Uchiha?
Got any shota naruto?
OBITO UCHIHA WAS A FUCKIGN HERO
>>148050345
>>148053538
She was edgy but de-edgified.
Need I remind you "SHE'S NOT EVEN MUH MOM!" ?
Shisui and Itachi were the only good Uchihas.
>>148053298
well I grabbed them from NF and I think someone there said that these pics could be some add posters for Naruto in China, or something like that. I dunno.
>>148054640
>Shisui and Itachi were the only good Uchihas.
And Kagami. Don't forget about Kagami. He was Tobirama approved.
>>148054640
>Shisui and Itachi were the only good Uchihas
>guy whose ability could stop the coup and guy who murdered his entire clan women and children included because muh outoto
There are no good Uchihas.
>>148054678
It was for a Shanghai Exhibition
>>148049752
>On the chapter where the Hyuga's go full Uchiha on the village.
bump
>>148057752
guess everyone watching the euro final right now
>>148058878
Is it still on? Completely forgot about it
>>148058878
I was watching that and playing a game on my laptop.
>>148063373
It's over, Portugal won 1-0
>>148063751
Slept through the whole game damn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4srkndzvKo
Full OST 3 has already been uploaded on jewtube.
Is there a torrent or DDL available somewhere?
>>148063373
>>148063929Ronaldo got injured 20 minutes in. Portugal scored in second half of overtime.
Anyway back to Naruto why have we barely discussed #fixstorm4? I've only ever seen two people address it here. Should we add something to OP or wait for more official news?
>>148065185
AfroSenju still silent about that
i wonder when the NDA is going to be lifted...
>>148065185
He said 'when it's released' or something along those lines but I suppose you already know that. As for Afrosenju I don't know what to make of the guy. He seems decent but I can't make it through more than one of his videos because he's too loud, obnoxious and for lack of a better word too black. At least he still uploads videos of the game so I like him regardless.
>>148066569
>because he's too loud
he is black, duh
>>148049529
Except Neji's dead now lol
>>148052276
> little brother to Sarada
> he's a dude, so Sasuke pays attention to him
> trains him rigorously alongside Boruto
> outstrips Sarada by age 8, just to show her up
>>148065185
>>148065653
>>148066569
We all know it's a joke, right?
Bamco probably said something along the lines of "if you keep pushing this we'll sue you for copyright infringement for putting our game on youtube" or some shit.
>>148070345
I've seen nothing to imply this Afro guy's a dick. I honestly think we'll get spectator mode as a definite. Just hoping we won't have to pay for it.
I'm glad I decided to watch the Three Tails Appearance arc. It's a pretty fun arc.
>>148070345
Nah, since he is de facto PR Guy of Bamco
>>148070945
Thia.
Afro guy is chill nigga who happens to be weeb
>>148071647
Which episodes?
>>148071824
90-112
>>148069085
Fuck you Kishi
His death was unecessary
>>148072942
It was a mercy. His character truly died with part 1.
>>148072942
He had to die before he got a chance to see how right he was, Kishi wouldn't allow it
>>148072942
It needed to be for NaruHina could happen.
>>148049748
other vidya
>>148073594
Not at all, it just gave Hinata, Naruto and Obito a bit of actually good characterisation for a change.
It also completed his character arc. I would have liked him to be better used, but as it was I was okay with the poor fuck's death.
YOU KNOW THE CLOSER YOU GET TO SOMETHING THE TOUGHER IT IS TO SEE IT
>>148074195
AND OTHER TIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GO!
>>148073594
Not even. It wasn't even mentioned in the last
>>148072942
He was a jobber anyway, this series needed more important deaths
>>148075132
Agreed. Hell, I kind of wish he was made to be a bit more important over a longer time before his death.
A couple of other ones, wouldn't have gone amiss either.
>>148046958
>Kishi pretty much dropped everyone after Sasuke Retrieval
Except Shikamaru who became even more important.
>>148050345
Shisui and Itachi (he was merely pretending)
>>148076265
Don't forget:
>Sasuke's revenge = bad.
>Shikamaru's revenge = good.
>>148076420
Shishui was bro-tier, but none can survive the purge
>>148072942
One of the Konoha kids had to die to show how horrible wars are and it couldn't be someone that Kishi cared about nor a literally who like Shino or Tenten
>>148074068
>It also completed his character arc
>guy that wants to get away from his destiny of being a slave to the main family dies for the main family
That's a kind of shitty character arc
>>148075306
Someone remind me for what purpose did Tsunade survive the war?
>>148078482
>so they didn't have to bury two coffins?
>>148078482
So she could look even younger in the epilogue
Has anyone 100 percented Adventure Mode? Been playing it 5 hours straight. Surely only a mad man would subject himself to this.
>>148078482
So she could comment on how much Sakura's grown
>>148078482
Just adding on I think Neji, Jiraiya and Hiruzen were the only somewhat important important characters that died in the series who weren't antagonists
>>148079007
I quit after a while. It just ain't worth it.
>>148078482
tig ol bitties
>Sasuke couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Konoha in a second
TOP LOL HIDDEN LEAF PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, Sasuke ITCHING for a war with Konoha. He will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Hidden leaf soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once Sasuke is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, Lord Sasuke would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY hidden leaf pigshit they see. When the Sasuke done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it because it is Lord Sasuke's will
>>148078482
She literally should have died in the Pain arc.
> haha yeah your electricity will be hooked up on Monday
> oops we mean Tuesday
> between the hours of 8am and 1pm
> oops we mean the hours of 8am and 5pm
Well, at least the local library has internet, I guess.
>>148080907
Not this shit again
>>148081805
Fucking Australia, man. Not even once.
I cancelled my internet order at my old place because I waited four and a half months, and I called them after my order FINALLY fucking went through, and they were like 'haha yeah oops looks like your order stalled somewhere along the line and got cancelled haha so do you wanna start from scratch and make a whole new order?'
I told them to shove it up their ass, give me my money back, and cancel my order.
>>148080337
Rinne rebirth should of stayed a meme. If Kishi didn't want characters to die he shouldn't have killed them off.
Also lol @Tsunade relying on a 15 year old to defend the village
>>148081997Did I miss anything after leaving for work?I have to be going today in a couple as well.
>>148082074
Madara straight-up saying her ultimate near-as-might-as-well-be-immortal jutsu wasn't SHIT was one of the best parts of the War arc.
> oh, well well
> you now have tattoos
> and you heal fast
> just like my husbando
> except he had enough chakra that he didn't even notice it happening
> and he didn't need tattoos or hand seals
> and it worked faster
> and there wasn't a time limit to it
> and it didn't shorten his lifespan
> so...good job for being like, what, one-sixth as good as Hashirama in the healing department?
> i mean, keep in mind, you still can't control Tailed Beasts, or use Wood Release, you have FAR less chakra, you're not as physically strong - even with your Chakra Enhanced Strength, and you're way less good-looking
> so like...well done?
>>148082468
Not a lot I don't think. I actually don't think much else happened - I went to get food, and I think we mostly called it quits after that. Next week will have Renya finishing his errand, Arata is going to check in on the plant sample he gave to his clan, Fugetsu and Waniko are gonna finish their ramen, everyone is gonna go to sleep, and then the mission is gonna start the next day.
Although keep in mind Renya still needs to get his face measured, so Arata will need to take him to Higashi 87 to get that done.
>>148082618
'kay
Take care until then
>>148082714
Ditto. Also, keep checking the R20 forum page for updates. I update the next game time when possible, and I'm also on IRC a fair bit.
>>148082468
All Madara needed to do is call Sakura useless and he would of been a literal embodiment of the fanbases opinions
>>148083115
> sakura charges madara
> shoots his hand out, grabs her by the neck
> brings her in really close to his face
> "you're"
> "annoying"
> just gently puts her down and walks away
>>148083342
>After hearing this Sakura immediately falls in love with him
>Debates what she would do if she had to choose between saving Naruto, Sasuke and Madara
>Madara gets stabbed by Black Zetsu
>Sakura rushes to save him
>Uses all of her magic crystal healing powers on him
>He thanks her by giving her a flick to the forehead
>Madara continues to destroy the alliance forces
>>148083918
> Sakura joins Madara because she realises it's the only way she could ever be happy with Sasuke
I back it
>>148083342
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!?
So when can we expect Boruto and Salad to become available outside Japan?
Can Himawari grow up to love girls?
>>148084374
>>148084723
Do the Japanese studios virtual signal as much as America?
>>148076737
Well yeah sauce wanted to kill kishi's husbando.
>>148086849
>>148084170
Thy would make a cute couple
>>148087141
People keep saying that, but I don't see it. Madara wouldn't dare dilute his genes with her.
>>148082714
Salad version should have Sasuke being plainfaced.
>>148088910
Himawari looks properly munted
>>148089762
Hima looks fine I don't know what you're talking about.
>>148087141
>>148087141
>Madara Uchiha
>Not making the Uchiha clan girls fight to death to choose the strongest wife
>Instead with a literally who from a literally who clan
>>148090713
> >Not making the Uchiha clan girls fight to death to choose the strongest wife
> implying he wouldn't have a harem
Come on now
>>148090987
Just like Naruto how is whored around with every female in the series. Sakura is whored around with every male in the series.
>>148090987
Sasukucked
>>148091869
Yeah, generally happens with the main hero and heroine.
>>148092274
I honestly think Sasuke wouldn't be too miffed
>>148092326
>"eh, you can have 'er. Not like I was usin' 'er anyways"
>>148024445
Wasn't there supposed to be a 4th dlc?
>>148090713
>the strongest wife
With how terrible female ninjas are, Tsunade is actually the best option in terms of strength.
>>148093028
>Breeding with an outsider
>Having your children only have half Uchiha blood
>Lessen their chances of awakening the Sharingan
Not worth it desu senpai
>>148093028
Kunoichi might've been strong/effective if Kishi hadn't been autistic and let them seduce opponents like IRL Kunoichi.
>>148093329
Sasuke rolled the dice and came out a winner.
>>148094150
Except now Sarada's inevitable children have 1/4 Uchiha blood and even less of a chance of awakening the Sharingan, and guess how much of a chance Sarada's grandchildren have? Sasuke has effectively made sure the Uchiha bloodline is wiped out by only having one kid with Pinkshit
>>148094150
Insofar as the only winning move is not to play.
>>148095484
Just as planned.
>>148092274
Does it count if it's your previous life?
>>148095484
A small price to pay for not being insane.
>>148093329
>Lessen their chances of awakening the Sharingan
Sharingan is genetic plot armor, no matter who an Uchiha fucks it will come up on top.
>>148098605
Or Sasuke could of impregnated 100 women and gone and played deadbeat dad for his Husbando.
>>148098967
>Be me
>Have 1/64 Uchiha blood
>Awaken Sharingan
>Oh wait I can't because I'm a mutt
The Uchiha name isn't even going to surviva because Salad is a female
>>148099215
>implying she won't take her husband's name at the altar
>>148099215
genes and dilluted blood don't really matter in a manga ruled by plot armor
If Kishi needs a new pool and decides to make a sequel set 100 years after Naruto he can easily have another blonde retard spamming shadow clones and another Uchiha with eyehax no matter what just because he says so.
>>148100384
What if Bort wants to have his husbando's last name too?
Tell me about obito why does he wear the mask?
>>148101068
Then they'll do what Minato and Kushina did and keep their last names.
>>148101243
To hide his identity
>>148100384
>Implying that's what I implied
Ya dingus
>>148095484
Tobirama's keikaku wins again.
>>148093515
>12 year olds seducing people
Ohohoho, Mister are you a lolicon?
>>148104859
You saw Hinata at the Chuunin Exams when Kabuto healed her. She was stacked for 12.
>>148107929
Cinnamon rolls does miraclous things to your body
>>148108458So does Assistant-kun. In the opposite direction.
>>148108546
> Kishi doesn't accept anyone other than Ikemoto to draw Boruto
Goddamnit, why he didn't choose a key animator from SP instead?
>>148108860
Why didn't he choose someone who arts Naruto hentai?
Getting started on the skill trees for the characters, what with their specialisations being selected.
Level ??: Yang Release: Living Shadow – "The shadows belong to me" - Waniko has learned to create a Living Shadow, drawing upon her Curze bloodline.
Select a tile within 40ft and place a marker there. The marker represents her Living Shadow. The Living Shadow lasts d3+2 turns. The Shadow cannot be attacked, moved or targeted by enemy or allied attacks. The Shadow replicates any jutsu cast up to half of Waniko’s Chakra Modifier, rounding down, at any target. Waniko can also swap places with the Shadow, using one Action. Furthermore, she can summon the Living Shadow and swap with it, or summon it and cast a jutsu with it, on the same turn – she cannot summon, cast and then swap.
>>148079007
I 100 the extra story battles, S level of course
>>148110781
>story battles
I obviously meant those battles in adventure mode that you need to find crystals for
>>148103861
Anyone want to make a Tobirama Keikaku for wiping out the Uchiha?
>>148111373
I might do it later.
bump
>>148114270
Bump
>>148115326
What is everyone else doing, while Hashirama is beating up Nardo?
>>148115326
> Six Kage jutsu
> the entire thing is Hashirama's wood golem destroying the opponent and nothing else
Fucking hell guys
>>148115754
Giving their Will of Fire.
Hence the kanji for fire
>>148115970
But what are they ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTING, physically, to the attack? What are they doing for Hashirama that he could not just do himself?
>>148116058
They're all fucking useless jobbers except Lord Tobirama, is that the answer you wanted?
>>148116058
Chakra?
>>148116206
What I wanted was an explanation as to why they were even there. If Tobirama used the Flying Thunder God to warp the golem around, or Tsunade increased it's physical strength even further for the final attack, or Kakashi channelled Lightning Release through it for a super Chidori, at least they would've done something.
>>148116309
Hashirama had chakra reserves to the point where everyone else extra Tobirama COMBINED would perhaps MAYBE, just barely, reach his.
> it took Sasuke's entire clan to be murdered by his brother, followed by mindrape for 24 hours, and his brother telling him he basically wiped out his family for sport, to awaken the Sharingan
> Madara simply stopped being friends with Hashirama, and that was enough to awaken his
Man, there's a really fuckin' wide spectrum of what constitutes 'mental anguish', huh?
>>148116609
I thought Madara unlocked his when Lord Tobirama (peace be upon him) killed his brother
There are so many fucking inconsistencies.
> the battle between Hashirama and Madara, wherein the full-size Nine-Tailed Fox was used, created the entirety of the Valley of the End
> the Nine-Tails attack on Konoha, that also used the full-size Nine-Tails until Minato sealed it, barely destroyed a quarter of the Village, and was successfully held off by random mooks and the Third Hokage.
>>148116762
Nah, it shows up when Madara and Hashirama find out each other's last names.
>>148116818
I thought
>>148116609
was talking about the Mangekyo whoops
>>148116206
>Tobirama
>jobbed to a bunch of niggers
> Madara had killed several adult Senju before awakening the Sharingan
Literally what the fuck. I'm all for power levels, since they're unavoidable, but jfc, he would've been like 8, and he was dropping full-size, mid-20-to-30s Senju, without a Sharingan? Come the fuck on, Kishimoto. Ditto for FUCKING Itachi.
> [Madara's] large chakra reserves allowed him to fight non-stop for 24 hours before collapsing
Fucking weaksauce, the Third Raikage held a narrow pass alone against ten thousand enemy shinobi over the course of a week before allowing himself to fall.
Jesus Christ, Madara's wiki page genuinely looks like a 12-year-old's write-up of someone who could beat up Craig, the man who comes around when daddy is away to give mummy special kisses.
>>148117575
>tfw this was exactly Kishi's inspiration for the character
>>148117883
> Madara and his brother Izuna were the first to ever awaken the Mangekyou
> nearly a millennia had passed from Indra going to war against Ashura
> every single one of his descendants had the chance to awaken the Sharingan
> not a single one of his thousands upon thousands of descendants was ever able to awaken the Mangekyou
> not a single one
> in a thousand years of near-constant warfare
>>148116403
Minato gave it tailed beast chakra
Considering how insanely powerful Madara was reputed to be, why the shitting fuck didn't Guy go Eight Gates as soon as Madara was human again, before he became the Jinchuuriki? Like yeah, he would've died, but then Madara still would've been dead for realsies. Madara only JUST BARELY survived with the Ten-Tails' damage resistance and healing factor - he would've fucking exploded if Guy had launched the Night Guy when Madara was just a normal human.
>Tobirama couldn't singlehandedly-destroy The Uchiha clan in a second
TOP LELS UCHIHA PIGSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, Tobirama is ITCHING for a clan war with The Uchiha. He will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty clan. There wouldn't be a square meter of Uchiha soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol not on fire, once Tobirama is done bombarding your defenseless clan. After that destruction, Lord Tobirama would swoop in, rip out your precious eyes, rape your women, and kill EVERY Uchiha scoundrel he sees. When the Senju's are done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it because it is Lord Tobirama's will
> w-what now, kishimoto-san?
> alright, for this next bi- wait where were we up to? I'm pretty drunk
> Madara has just finished talking shit to the Kage
> Right right right!
> Ok so, make him make some clones
> H-how many?
> I dunno, a hundred. No wait, FIVE HUNDRED. NO WAIT, FIVE THOUSAND CLONES
> How about 25?
> Yeah, I guess that works as well
> What next?
> Now, uh...now ALL of his clones can use Susano'o
> W-what?
> You fuckin' heard me. Every. single. clone. Can now use Complete Body - Susano'o.
> But doesn't that mean Sasuk-
> SASUKE AIN'T HERE, BITCH
> B-but couldn't Sasuke just copy Naruto's Shadow Clone Technique and do the exact same thing?
> No!
> Why not?
> Get the fuck back to work, that's why not.
Why did Madara need to absorb Hashirama's senjutsu chakra to fight eyeless?
He already had Hashirama's cells, meaning he should already HAVE Sage Mode, and if he didn't, absorbing that much Natural Energy should've turned the now-human Madara into stone.
Unless it's more of "I am now going to use a technique I have literally never used before, and I now have perfect control over it with no training or time to acclimatise."
>>148119006
>Unless it's more of "I am now going to use a technique I have literally never used before, and I now have perfect control over it with no training or time to acclimatise."
>>148118762
Did you rewatch/read the series and realise how utterly cancerous and chock full of plot holes it is?
I wonder if this jap is disappointed by boruto.
>>148119124
> anything more than the slightest amount of carefully controlled Natural Energy WILL turn you to stone unless you're trained in it
> "huh so this is natural energy? i mean, i guess it's ok. it's not GREAT, but i suppose it's nice. like jam and scones with the vicar."
Goddammit Kishi
>>148119253
ALL of this Madara shitposting is coming JUST from his one Naruto Wiki page. Nothing else.
> "Madara" (斑) can be translated as "spots" or "speckles".
> Hashirama never called Madara 'Spot' or 'Speckles' while they were fighting
COME ON KISHIMOTO
>>148119332
Apparently it's a huge hit over there, though
>Reading that in public
>>148119701
People read Manga on the train all the time here. Even businessmen and old ladies.
>>148120195
How many have you seen reading hentai and hoping nobody notices?
>>148120654
>>148120195
Answer the man
>>148120654
Haven't seen any public hentai reading yet, but one old guy was holding a newspaper over the back of what looked like a playboy magazine, trying to hide it. Maybe there have been others doing that who I haven't noticed
>>148122614
Considering they have schoolgirl panty dispensers, it's only a matter of time. Also, what do you think of >>148110198?
Don't get too excited, I'm not sure if I'll include it or not. Still working on the skill trees.
Guys,
Orochimaru vs sage mode Jiraiya.
Who would win?
>>148119332
trying to take pantyshots are we drawfriend?
>>148124079
Orochimaru, Jiraiya's basically a Naruto who failed in the end
>>148124079
which Orochimaru are we talking about?
>>148124079
Arachimaru is literally immortal. There's no way he doesn't win. And Jiraiya only has Imperfect Sage Mode anyway.
>>148124518
You will never recoil in horror after finding taking Orochimaru home on a drunken night and discovering it has a giant snake
Why is exist?
>>148124770
What the fuck happened to my >you will never
>You will never recoil in horror after taking Orochimaru home on a drunken night and discovering "it" has a giant snake
Why even exist?
>>148124079
Assuming he has the toad elders fused onto him for infinite Sage Mode?
That in place already, Jiraiya is more directly powerful, and has access to better stuff, but Orochimaru has far too many ways of coming back. No way Jiraiya can seal off ALL of his bullshit.
Also Jiraiya clearly was unable to actually will himself to fight his former friend with full intent to kill, whereas that's not really an issue for Orochimaru.
To add: both may have jobbed to 4 tails mode Naruto/Kurama, but Orochimaru was far better at coming back from those wounds, while Jiraiya stated he nearly died. Likely he didn't have time enough to go Sage Mode, but still it is a good show of how crazy a recovery Orochimaru has.
>>148124770
Arachimaru is at the point where I would willingly become her sex slave. He can't hold a cohesive storyline, but FUCK can Kishimoto draw decent female characters.
>>148124718
>There's no way he doesn't win
>>148125028
> implying he's not insane enough to just cut off his ears and regrow them later
>>148125028
>found the Village Hidden in the Sound
>get defeated by sound-based genjutsu
pottery?
>>148119565
>People were disappointed with the translation because they wanted some edgy meaning to his name.
Lol.
>>148119565
Madara means
"düşük nitelikli, kötü, niteliksiz, sevimsiz."
aka "low quality, bad/evil, (with) no quality, beastly/unlovable/unlikable."
it also can be used as "Shaming/Shamed"
>>148126104
>>148125945
at least thats what means in turkspeak
>>148126174
It also means "his/her bird" in Hungarian.
Languages are funny.
>>148126174
Damn roachspeak
>>148122886
>>148110198
Dude, that sounds rad. I'm only sad that I have to wait to get to do the craziest shit. Maybe one day I'll be an educated enough player to come up with abilities like this one on my own.
>>148124246
I am very good at taking covert photos, yes. :^)
>>148126393
funny you say that because it "Madara Etmek" means: "make him/her to get embarrased/shamed by making him/her to spill the beans (telling the bad shit he/she done) in front of everyone"
or "calling his/her shit then watch him/her to spill the spaggetti in front of everyone"
so yeah, kinda like "making the bird talk"
>>148126929
>dat pic
you know what to do anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU
>>148127003
By the way, there's something I've been wanting to ask a turk anon. Do you/did you really call coffee "black soup" at some point?
>>148126929
I just fucking realised that there was a massive spoiler in that ability description and I should never have posted it. Oh well, too late now.
As for the other point, you can do it, dude. It's not as hard as you might think, especially since you know what you'd want your character to do. We already have a specialisation for her so then we build around that. I've got another one in the works that is basically a mark Waniko puts on someone and lasts two turns, at the end of which it detonates and causes further damage based on how much damage you caused the target while the mark was active.
Try it. Come up with an idea. What would you like your stealth specialist to do? What is something you think would be cool, that suits Waniko?
>>148127413
>Oh well, too late now.
Can't you just delete the post?
