Boruto has two moms now edition
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>>148024445
Great job OP!
Internet is being a cunt so I'll try to provide updates for the game summary when it's done being shitty.
>>148322047
>mid July
>Still playing ranked
>>148322834
Good luck.
Anyone wants to play with me on PC?
>>148322083
>2 moms
heh
>>148324280
>>148322083
>>148324280
>head of the Uzumaki
What, all five of them?
Did anyone compile an archive of all the rinnihilation webms?
>>148322362
Rin a cute. A cute!
>>148325561
This is not a bump
>>148327056
Neither is this.
Something to discuss about;
Do you think any of the parents excluding Sakura disciplines their children physically?
>>148327338
Hinata's disappointed stare or the other couple's equivalent
Shikadai is too lazy to need the spanking that Temari might give him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZpn03EjjM
Is he redpilled?
>>148327543
>>148327338
Much the same way as Hinata might get disappointed, Temari would get sarcastic at her kids.
Karui probably spanks, because she's from the Cloud that's supposed to be Murrica AND she's black, and even among Murricans they do that a lot (though high rates of single motherhood muddy waters there). I don't really believe Chouchou or whatever her name is would give much of a reason to, though.
Ino would just have Sai give a painstaking explanation as to why something is inappropriate as a punishment in and of itself.
Then there's Orochimaru. Yeah.
>>148327916
>double4anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>148327916
Never post this faggot's shit in my presence ever again.
>>148329212
Woah is it that bad?
>still kicking
good luck
and remember
rin a shit
A
SHIT
>>148330517
STOP.
This was one of the threads that contributed to this general's death
>>148330373
It's a assblasted man doing a reaction video, so to me, yeah.
>>148330517
True but so is Izami? Izumu? Whatever that irrelevant girl's name is.
>>148328023
> and then there's Orochimaru
Just mindwipe him and implant a post-hypnotic suggestion to not do that thing again
>>148330517
>>148330517
Kushina'll break your balls she hears you say that
>>148331312
trash
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>>148331161
Implying that you can actually mindwipe this mitsuki anymore.
>>148331424
Orochimaru probs could. He managed to get away with it six times and counting.
>>148324280
sauce?
>>148331558
Before sage mode
>>148331975
Sage Transformation, not Sage Mode.
It's unlikely that Sage Transformation would have any effect on the mind-altering drugs Arachimaru would use.
>>148330517
honestly, we've put up with so much abuse on here that I'm pretty much numb to your shit by now. Hope you're happy bashing on a girl who gets enough of your shite as it is.
>>148330861
>This was one of the threads that contributed to this general's death
which thread now?
>>148333189
you have shit taste kill yourself my man
>>148333189
Why do you even bother responding to Izumiposter? He genuinely bugs me more than Sakurafags, Hinatafags and Rinfags combined. He literally does nothing more than to stir shit.
>>148333189
>we've put up
I'm fairly certain it's just you, m8. Or maybe one other autist.
Enjoy having made the whole general dislike your waifu, faggot.
>All this fighting
>>148333292
ok ok, here's a fucking Hinata. You happy now? I like all girls bar two or three that I'm still happy get posted here maybe once ever couple of weeks. But hey let's post Hinata non-stop every day, every week.
>>148333418
>>148322362 >>148331161 aren't me, there's at least one other guy who likes Rin still here. I've also never done anything to make people hate Rin, I've only ever posted her in positive posts to hlp make her more popular which really cuts down on the people who throw a fit over her.
also
>autist
>posting Hinata waifu-faggotry non-stop for 4 months, a-ok
>posting Rin maybe one every two weeks, autism
ok. And I'm not saying Hinatafags are autistic or that I don't enjoy your posting here, just ironic you'd label me the autist.
>>148333340
it's funny because I'm always nice to him. Even deleted one of my posts once to please him, make this a nice place for his waifu.
>>148333880
Sorry anon, I kind of stirred it up again. I'll be sure to post Rin only when I'm saying nice things from now on.
>>148333952
forgot my Hinata
>>148331137
>Orochimaru is Mitsuki's dad/mom
I really didn't expect that.
Alright, so, summary.
We left our intrepid heroes with Fugetsu and Waniko squaring off against Izumo, who wasn't having much problem fending them off, Renya was in a sealing tutorial with Tenten, and Arata was getting his face measured for the mask. Waniko and Fugetsu finish their training, and Izumo gives Fugetsu some swordsman tips, increasing his Dexterity by 1 as he learns how to shave off precious seconds from his attacks. Saying their thank-yous and goodbyes, Waniko and Fugetsu decide to go the hot springs to relax their bruised and aching muscles. Waniko doesn't JOIN Fugetsu, get your minds out of the gutter.
Arata, meanwhile, decides to see if he can hunt them down to get their faces measured that same day. He rolls low on a random check to see if he runs into them, but nails an Insight/Investigation check, and has a brainwave - he knew Fugetsu was training, and he also knew Fugetsu had a habit of relaxing after training or being on a mission. Arata heads in and tells Fugetsu to finish up and follow him to Higashi 87, the store that Arata is getting the masks from. Hearing a rustling from the divider between the male and female's baths, Waniko's "I'll be there!" floats across, as both of them notice an eye quickly disappearing from a crack in the wall.
The three of them make it back to the store before it closes. Assistant-kun takes note of the Ame and Kiri headbands, and his full racism mode is engaged, refusing to serve them since Arata didn't mention that his teammates weren't from Konoha. Needless to say, the ninja didn't really like that, and started doing some questioning, asking why their money isn't as good as Arata's. Of course, Arata had already paid the deposit by this point.
>>148333952
Which girls do you dislike?
>>148334785
it's but important, butSakura's the only one I dislike. Also see zero appeal in Ino, Karui and Tsunade.[/spoiler[
>>148334559
Assistant-kun is very hesitant about serving them. It seems he has a few pent-up prejudices over ninja from other Villages - especially Amegakure. Considering Sand invaded them, followed by Rain, he considers it mostly justified. It turns out his daughter was killed during the Pain attack, and despite his Outer Path - Samsara of Heavenly Life technique being showed resurrecting all the 'important' characters, it turned out that Nagato wasn't quite as powerful as he thought he was, and the ability 'skipped over' many souls that had weak or no chakra, preferring to focus it's regenerative abilities on ninja.
At the end of it - with a small amount of sluttiness from Waniko - Assistant-kun decides that, if they're working directly under the Hokage, he can't really refuse them, and takes the measurements. When he's done, he leaves them with a small bit of advice - while the ninja and Kage might be at peace, the average villager hasn't seen much difference. It's still ingrained to them that seeing anything other than a Konoha headband means that someone is going to die soon. Fugetsu says that people should simply quit carrying grudges, to which Assistant-kun replies that it's not that easy if you're rebuilding your store for the fourth time, or you don't know where your next meal is coming from because all your farmlands are gone. He ends by saying that maybe it might have been better if ninja hadn't existed at all, and after Fugetsu said that as long as chakra exists, people will use it for way, said that maybe Madara had been right, then.
His overarching advice was to get a signed Writ of Approval from the Hokage for Waniko and Fugetsu, as flashing that will likely quickly shut down anybody's protestations.
About this time, Nero, Renya's player, decided to show up, about an hour or so late, having missed his alarm.
>>148334559
>Assistant-kun
R20-GM confirmed for being Ikemoto as well?
How many people are you?
Please fix Hima desu
>>148335197
>He ends by saying that maybe it might have been better if ninja hadn't existed at all, and after Fugetsu said that as long as chakra exists, people will use it for way, said that maybe Madara had been right, then.
Fugetsu is on the Madara path then?
That's pretty based, I hope he succeeds.
Have any other players expressed a desire for some ridiculously outlandish plot like bringing the ten tails back?
>>148335197
With Renya present, I decided to finish up his tutorial with Tenten. Last game left off with him successfully sealing a kunai into a scroll well enough that she questioned if he had ever done it before. Having completed the seal, Tenten then launches into the horrifically confusing art of taking a sealed item and unsealing it. After another hour or two (about the time that Arata is finding Fugetsu in the hot springs), Tenten decides to give Renya some help with sealing his spear into the scroll. She stands behind him like that man and woman moulding clay in the movie I forget the name of, and puts her arms outside of his, helping to guide and shape the chakra, but largely leaving the work up to him. With a flash of blue (and a 15 on a Chakra test), the spear is successfully sealed into the scroll.
Tenten notes that the seal is a little bit shakier than the kunai, but that's expected considering the size of the spear (ahem), and it was still great that it worked at all. She reminded him that it wasn't a recursive seal, so unsealing the scroll would burn it out, making it useless. Tenten gives him half a dozen blank scrolls, and tells him to prepare his scrolls ahead of time, so he's not frantically drawing seals onto a scroll mid-combat.
Renya seemed a bit over-excited to get into explosive seals, so Tenten warned him of people having lost hands and fingers to shoddy and improper explosive seal-work.
Skipping over to the other three, they're met by Izumo as they leave Higashi 87, their measurements done. He tells them to head over to Naruto's office, but not to worry, as it's not work-related.
>>148335862
Sorry, I wrote that poorly. Assistant-kun is the one who mused whether Madara had been right, not Fugetsu.
>>148335947
Normalfags know about Madara?
>>148335947
As the three of them make their way to the Hokage's office, Renya picks up a sword from Tenten before leaving - a simple double-bladed sword (as opposed to the single-bladed wakizashi that Fugetsu has). It's not chakra-forged like his teammate's so Tenten advises against running chakra through it, as it would likely explode in his hands. Tenten is in a good mood, and so didn't mention payment for her tutorial, but her inner businesswoman (read: Jewishness) was in motion, so expect her to bring it up next time. She also charged him 175 ninja-shekels for his sword. As he finished up payment, a different Chuunin came in to see him, and gave him a similar message that the other three got - go see the Hokage, but not for mission stuff.
The office just comes into view for Renya as the other three are entering, so they all get there at a similar sort of time. Naruto welcomes them and reassures them that this isn't a work-related meeting. Rather, he's interested in their progress and the roles they would likely take as ninja. He quickly goes over the 'paths' that ninja normally take - in this game, it's the Specialisations I set out before, Ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Bukijutsu (weaponry) or Medical Jutsu. While these aren't the only options available to them, they're the most common.
Fugetsu was asked first what area he'd likely focus his talents on, and Fugetsu answered, saying he'd likely spend his time increasing his skill with his Boil Release, as is likely expected of him by his family back in Kiri.
>>148336351
There would likely be some elders who were still alive when Hashirama killed Madara. Remember, only like 80-90 years passed from their final battle at the Valley of the End. He was a living legend in Konohagakure, and not just amongst the shinobi.
>>148336536
Following on from Fugetsu, Naruto asks Waniko what she'd like to achieve. She answers with Intonjutsu - the IRL art of disappearing, stealth and escape. Naruto needed Shikamaru to explain what Intonjutsu exactly WAS, but once he got the hint, he was interested, as not many shinobi actually CHOSE to be stealthy, considering, you know, breathing fire and shit. He mentioned that Lord Zedd had said she had a preternatural skill with stealth and remaining unseen. He also said he might be able to find a tutor for her, but more on that later. Out-of-character, Planewrong was surprised that Naruto knew what the word 'preternatural' meant. I said he only knew because that was the exact word Lord Zedd had used on Waniko's application, and he had had to go to a dictionary to find out it's definition.
Moving onto Renya, he quickly answered with Fuinjutsu, or - as we all know - sealing techniques. Naruto was surprised again, as most average Genin don't select things like stealth and sealing as their main focuses. Then again, he considered, the team wasn't 'average Genin', and that's exactly why they had been chosen. Asking what Renya planned to do, Renya answered, very simply, 'Blow things up', to which Naruto said he sounds like he should've been from Iwa (you know, the Explosion Corps...). Despite being an Uzumaki, Naruto admits knowing very little about sealing, and simply suggests he continue his apprenticeship to Tenten, as she's probably the premiere sealing expert in the Village at the time.
Finally, Naruto poses the question to Arata. Arata takes one for the team and says he wants to be the healslut and learn general chakra control. Naruto nods and, after confirming that Arata has the willpower to learn one of the most demanding shinobi skills, says he knows one of the foremost medical ninja in the world and can probably set him up with her as a tutor.
>>148337243
Before they leave, Waniko and Fugetsu remember Assistant-kun's advice, and quickly explain the run-in with him at Higashi 87. Naruto is, understandably, upset that racism is still running rampant throughout his non-shinobi citizens. He laments that he can't keep an eye on everyone at all times, and even if he could, he wouldn't, as that is what separated Konoha from places like Iwa, pre-Third Shinobi World War. Nevertheless, he quickly does up two letters, one for each of them, saying that they're officially here at his request and working under his authority, before signing then and putting the Hokage's seal on them.
They leave his office, and the game ends with the four of them heading their separate ways: Waniko and Fugetsu head off to their nightly dinner date at Ichiraku's, Arata heads back to the Fujita compound to check on the status of the mutant plant sample he dropped in between Missions I and II, and Renya has...a little errand to attend to.
And that's where we'll pick up this Saturday, unless I'm super busy moving, which I likely will be, in which case it'll be Sunday. Stay tuned for more shenanigans, as Mission III: Being the Bad Guys will officially kick off then, after two games of bumming around doing a whole lot of this, that and the other.
>>148335458
I am not THE Assistant-kun. That's rude, don't be mean, I would NEVER draw Hinata like that - if I could draw.
Assistant-kun is the name we decided to give to the otherwise-nameless sales assistant at Higashi 87, the store that Arata ordered his masks from.
Also, the summary PDF has been updated. Something like 19 pages long now, so it's gonna be a hell of a read by the time we're done.
Night lads. Pls stay alive ty
>>148335862
If I'm not mistaken, there's at least one character that wants one of the player characters to become a loli ninja prostitute, his name is Lord Z.
>>148338497
Pretty sure Waniko wants to do that all by herself.
>>148338406
Nighty night m8
>>148338591
...
Really?
>>148334892
>zero appeal in Ino, Karui and Tsunade
Even if you don't personally enjoy them, it should be blatantly obvious what people like about them.
>Ino
Energetic, fun, throws around a bit of sex appeal without actually being TOO whorish. Basically a far, far better take on what Sakura was supposed to be, has some flaws and grows out of them, to become an asset to her team, friends and the whole army.
Even at her worst she's never gone outside of the kind of cute, even if bitchy stuff young girls are prone to doing. Neat mind powers that were criminally underused are a bonus.
>Karui
She reduced Sakura to a slobbering mess with half a sentence, and finally beat the ever loving shit out of Naruto's retarded face for his autism like many readers wanted to. You are free to infer a banter-rich personality from that.
Also black skin and red hair is an interesting combo visually, and since she hasn[t appeared much there weren't many opportunities for Kishi to ruin her.
>Tsunade
Tig ol' bitties.
Also she is set up as a pretty conflicted character, haunted by memories of people she could not save, a master healer with haemophobia, and some of the most bittersweet scenes of the series involve her.
She fails to continue to deliver on all that once she becomes Hokage, but she does enough for her to have plenty of merit, and more importantly, doujins.
Boruto? More like BORE-ruto!
If Haku had become one of Kirigakure's Seven Swordsmen, which sword would >he have used?
>>148339380
Assistant-kun really should have skipped the movie recap.
>>148339116
I guess I shouldn't have worded it that way. Each of those girls do have something going for them, just for me personally there's nothing I find appealing.
I'd love for Kishi to explore more regarding Tsunade. Broken characters are interesting for me, and broken girls can be very cute. It's a shame that was mostly dropped as soon as she became Hokage, apart from that one short period before she sends Jiraiya off to investigate Pain but that's pretty much overshadowed by Naruto's reaction to his death which was executed much better than anything they could've done with Tsunade.
I guess the main thing I don't care for in these three is that none of them are cute. Ino'sa slut, sorry,Karui's aggressive and loud, Tsunade's tits are too pig and she's again loud and aggressive.
>>148339116
>Not even defending Sakura even though she was mentioned.
Bias post. Especially since Ino and Tsunade are different editions of Sakura and Karui is a semi-who.
>>148339116
>some of the most bittersweet scenes of the series involve her.
Remind me senpai
>>148339697
>defending Sakura
Is that possible
>>148339761
Set aside the butchery the anime did to it, and her dream of simply not having the vast majority of everyone she's ever cared for die before their time comes to mind.
I think she also has a talk with Dan while he's a ghost, and generally her flashbacks to the world, hell, the entire arc focusing on finding her have some rare world building and how bad the world can be.
>>148339582
who's the kid on the very right?
>>148339697
Let's not get into this. Anon you know Sakura at least has some good features, let's not get into another argument trying to prove it. I mean I agree with you that Tsunade and Ino are just altered versions of Sakura, but people are just too pissed over all the annoying and awful shit she's done that they might never accept you.
By the way this is coming from someone who hates Sakura a lot, but it's still nice to see someone likes her.do what I do when I want to boost Rin's reputation - don't get into arguments over her and just occasionally drop a pic of her when you're saying something nice
>>148339881
not really. It always just turns into shitflinging and a lot of people don't even take the one Sakurafag seriously anymore.
>>148339697
I am not obligated to defend a worthless character I personally very much dislike.
Ino is a different take on what little there was for Sakura's starting concept with none of the ruination.
Tsunade is not a take on Sakura, but rather Sakura had Tsunade's moves bolted onto her, and was made to be a bit more similar to her in acting out her inner self (low impulse control?). There's a difference of a lifetime's worth of experience and service to others that earns Tsunade the right to be occasionally mouthy while Pinkshit was a loud bitch for no reason.
>>148340093
>who's the kid on the very right
Suigetsu's big bro
>>148340093
That's Suigetsu's brother, who supposedly mastered all the swords!
His name's Mangetsu
>>148339881
I tried but I ended up getting gangbanged by like 20 niggers
I triggered them when I implied that Kishi fixed Sakura by the time The Last and Boruto take place, but they all kept saying dumb shit like, "She was mean to Naruto when they were kids!"
>>148340407
It's just really hard to find Sakura likeable desu
>>148340286
>and was made to be a bit more similar to her in acting out her inner self (low impulse control?)
this reminds me, you guys remember early on in Naruto when Sakura's character had those 'Inner Sakura' moments where she'd show no womanly restraint and just speak her mind? Wouldn't it be great if they took all of Sakura's mindless aggression like physically and verbally abusing Naruto and scrap it all, but just have it occasionally pop up in the 'Inner Sakura' monologues for more characterisation?
There's not much wrong with Sakura's character except that she has no real self-filtering. I mean I could entirely forgive her Sasuke shit if she shut her fucking mouth about it.
>>148340370
>>148340407
I don't even remember this guy then
What do you all find is the worst trait in Sakura? Is it the sauce obsession? If you could rewite her, what would you do different?
>>148339881
Here we go again with the Sakura maymays.>do what I do when I want to boost Rin's reputation - don't get into arguments over her and just occasionally drop a pic of her when you're saying something nice
That's because you're too soft on them. You need an iron fist on these guys or else they'll keep shitting on a certain character through the entire thread. It it can last as long as they need it.
Plus, I'm not the only one who tries to defend Sakura from the autistic shitstorm.
>>148340286
>Pinkshit
Oh boy.
Ino and Tsunade are both bitches too, nigga. It's just that they aren't main characters. That still doesn't excuse the autistic hate Sakura gets here. It's double standards and it really shows. I remember months back when Sakura was in the OP image and everyone went absolutely apeshit. Stuff like this ain't fair.
>>148341002
*rewrite
>>148340764
I hate just about every character in this series ever since Kage Summit happened.
I even go as far as to refuse that any of that shit happened.
From the Nardo becoming a battered housewife for Sauce, to Cuckura crumbling after being called annoying and making a retarded as fuck fake confession, to Sauce and his ridiculous claim of wanting to destroy the leaf, since he never went anywhere with that shit.
The whole arc was just Kishi trying to kill the series off so he could finally rest. The following arcs were contrived to the point tghat the seriwes became just as unreadable as Bleach, so Kishi finally got his wish.
Now Shueisha's even pushed it off onto some other shmuck.
>>148339063
Ain't no shame in being the only Kunoichi to actually use seduction, m8. It's Kishi who's autistic as fuck.
>>148341216
>tghat the seriwes
I'm out, senpaitachi
>>148340407
>Kishi fixed Sakura by the time The Last and Boruto take place
that's pretty much true I guess. It's hard to defend Sakura this way when I still hate Sasuke even though a lot of his edginess is gone, just because I don't think he should even be alive.
>>148341002
Again I feel like most of her problem is the lack of a filter. The Sasuke obsession could have been executed much better if she was nice to people around her. Never hear anyone complaining about Ino crying over Sasuke receiving a death warrant because she mostly kept it under a lid.
>That's because you're too soft on them. You need an iron fist on these guys or else they'll keep shitting on a certain character through the entire thread. It it can last as long as they need it.
You're completely wrong, they'll just react more violently. You'll only get low quality discussion if you come in with a bad attitude. Also if I start arguments over Rin they'll just think I'm baiting eventually.
>Plus, I'm not the only one who tries to defend Sakura from the autistic shitstorm
I defend Sakurafags, not Sakura herself much at all. I suspect you're mistaking me for another Sakurafag, but reality is you're the only one.
>Ino and Tsunade are both bitches too
I always thought this was true, more-so for Tsunade. Ino seems to keep a lid on it except when she's around Sakura though.
>I remember months back when Sakura was in the OP image and everyone went absolutely apeshit
Good times if I'm being frank with you senpai
>>148341728
Sauce is an even more fractured Kakashi by the time of Burrito the movie
Not to mention that his 'friend' forcing him to be a citizen in the village that killed his faimly means he's living life as a cuck
Or he would be if he actually cared about anything at all at this point. It's kind of depressing that he's still alive when living is basically torture for him
>>148341002
>If you could rewite her, what would you do different?
1. She can still love Sasuke but is not obsessed with him enough that she becomes a blubbering mess at his presence. Do the tough love shit Naruto does when Sasuke wants to be edgy.
2. Give her more abilities than just "SAKURA MASH!". Give her that Genjustu shit Kakashi was talking about. And while we're at it, give her a ability which can be the equivalent to Naruto's Rasengan and Sasuke's Chidori.
3. Give her an actual character arc. If a secondary character like Shikamaru can get one then so can Sakura. Also, Konan could have been a good Akatsuki antagonist for her. Naruto already had Pain and Obito. Sasuke had Itachi. Shikamaru had Hidan. And Kakashi also had Obito. She needs a Akatsuki member she needs to defeat personally and I think there is enough parallels between her and Konan for a good fight.
And no, Sasori doesn't count since he was pretty much Chiyo's Akatsuki antagonist.
4. Act like more of a friend to Naruto then just a colleague. It often feels like she just tolerates him because they are on the same Team.
>>148342095
>>2. Give her more abilities than just "SAKURA MASH!". Give her that Genjustu shit Kakashi was talking about. And while we're at it, give her a ability which can be the equivalent to Naruto's Rasengan and Sasuke's Chidori.
Chakra scalpels would incapacitate anyone if she went for lethal blows
>>4. Act like more of a friend to Naruto then just a colleague. It often feels like she just tolerates him because they are on the same Team.
That's because she's more of a sister than a colleague, meaning she's not about to be nice or curt to him just for the sake of doing so
Likewise since she sees Sauce as her lovey dovey life partner to be(lol) she treats him way too nicely. It would be nice if she just wacked him for his chuuni speeches.
bump
>>148342815
>It often feels like she just tolerates him because they are on the same Team.
She seemed like his legit closest friend throughout nearly all of part 2.
IchiRukifags are having the same sort of meltdown that NaruSakufags had right now.
tell me anon, who is your attraction?
>>148343895
I know nothing of Bleach. Did Ichigo end up with big titted girl Orihime then?
>>148343895
Anything legit or more ambiguous shit?
>>148343895
>Not the IchiHimefags.
Don't bring your anal devastation here.
>>148343959
>>148343895
fuck yeah, is there a good thread/forum to watch this go down on? is there a hall of IchiRuki anal devastation yet?
I know next to nothing about bleach, but the prospect of getting to witness more of this kind of collective anal pain makes me excited.
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>>148344227
>>148344138
>>148344081
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>>148344663
>Th-they're just friends! JUST ADMIRING EACH OTHER'S STRENGTH!
Sound familiar?
>>148343895
>>148344582
Back to >>>/a/.
>>148344663
>Implying Renji isn't going to die.
Either way, Ichihimefaggots, please don't shit up /nsunsg/. All of you already shit up all the Bleach threads so much that now posting a mere image of Rukia ignites an entire thread full of shitposting because you are all so easily triggered.
>>148344969
Just accept that you're NaruSaku 2.0 man.
>>148344663
wowitsnothing.jpg
>>148345307
Denial is the first stage.
>>148345129
But that's IchiHime. Orihime is basically the Sakura of Bleach.
>>148345356
>big tittied supporting character that only wants to choke on the MC's dick
I think the Naruto comparison would be somebody else, desu
>>148345356
Nope. Rukia is the main heroine, the Sakura/Bulma/Botan, the girl who has a lot of screentime with the main character but doesn't end up with him romantically. Meanwhile Orihime is the Hinata/Chichi/Keiko, the girl who's less helpful from a practical point but has feelings for the main character and gets with him at the end.
Face it, this ship was dead on arrival.
Rukia isn't a cunt like Cuckura
Rather, to be like Cuckura she'd first have to be unlikable, which is impossible. Rukia is the best girl in Bleach.
Best character all around even.
You guys talk about shipping too much as it is, don't bring Bleach shipping here.
>>148345463
>Implying Ichigo isn't Orihime's Sasuke.
>"SASUKE-KUN!"
>"KUROSAKI-KUN!"
>>148345561
Silly IchiHimefag. Don't count your Chickens before they hatch. I bet my life on it that all of you will be in the new Hall at the end of this. I can't wait to drink your tears. Especially after shitting up Bleach threads.
>>148345707
But Rukia serves the same role as Sakura from a narrative perspective.
>>148345859
>basing character deisgnations off of use of "-kun"
Hmm, wasn't there another character that called her love interest -kun repeatedly? Can't recall off the top of my head.
>Silly IchiHimefag. Don't count your Chickens before they hatch. I bet my life on it that all of you will be in the new Hall at the end of this. I can't wait to drink your tears. Especially after shitting up Bleach threads.
Nice non-argument. Hope you're ready to back that up.
>>148345561
Not interested in Bleach, beyond whatever eventual butthurt its end will yield.
But please do not sully Bulma's name by likening her to Sakura.
Bulma is smart and shows it off with regularity without getting butthurt about sitting on the sidelines where she belongs, a bit of a slut and boy does she own it, and came reasonably kind of close to having an actual relationship with the brooding dark prince she ended up with. (Plus Vegeta has far, far more humanity and is amusingly much more grounded a character than Sausage.)
>>148345561
Well when you put it that wa--
>Botan
>Keiko
Fuck dude, I am STILL mad about that shit
That was bullshit
I don't think these semen slurping Shonen Anime are for me
>>148346040
You're profoundly missing the point.
We're not talking about character quality. Obviously Bulma and Rukia are far better characters than Sakura. We're talking about character roles and tropes and how they fit into the narrative. That's literary analysis.
>>148346086
Christ I used to have a massive crush for Botan as a kid. Them red pantsu she wore during that one arc, hnnggg
>>148346159
You need to take into account that Bleach isn't Naruto and Dragon Ball at the end of the day.
>>148346086
Sorry m8 but the Japanese perspective is that as far as battle shonen goes, banter is for your bros and affection is for your wife.
>>148346159
Oh I do realise all that, but it's still a bit wrong to Bulma is all.
>>148346159
All that has ever accomplished is taking the fun out of reading/watching movies or shows/playing vidya
>>148346253
Naruto, Bleach, and YuYu Hakusho all took a shitload of cues from Dragon Ball. You'd have to be blind to ignore the influence from the most prominent battle shonen of all time. Mainstream series are more likely to be trend-followers than mold-breakers. Bleach will in all likelihood be no different.
>>148346334
Really? I think it makes them richer. You just have to keep your perspective so you don't fall into the trap of calling BvS pure kino.
>>148346086
>>148346086
It was obviously going to be Keiko. I mean, it's elementary. There was literally going on with Botan.
>>148346334
Literary analysis has helped me predict the endgame ships of every single series I have read so far.
>>148344582
Is it more embarrassing to wear a tracksuit with your own name on the ass or someone else's?Was this Nardo's worst outfit?
>>148348776
It's not even close
But damn if that tardski didn't try to find one
>>148349040
>It's not even close
What's your vote for worst?
>>148349338
Right here >>148348776
I'm saying it's SO much worse than the rest, that it gets to rest on the podium by itself
Second place would hvae to be twenty times worse than it actually is to even rank
>>148346334
>you need to be ignorant to truly enjoy thingsI really wish this wasn't so true.
>>148349893
Can't be helped; rather, it's better not to think about it. lest you sour your day
>>148349782
I'm tempted to agree with you. I mean the name on the ass really kills it.
Do you think he walked into a store and was just like,
>"ayo homes, I'm da big hero and stuff now, so uh, gimme the best jumpsuit you have. Oh expect this time put my name in HUGE letters across the ass."
>"Ummmm, what?"
>"You heard me, man. Like those tracksuits those hot bitches wear with that 'juicy' shit on the ass so you got somethin to read while you lookin'. I want that. But with my name. Across the ass."
>>148350541
>"A-anything for the hero of Konoha, I suppose"
>The tailor emptied a bottle of sake that night.
>>148350541
He probably gave Sasuke a matching pair
With the 'Naruto' too
strawpoll time http://www.strawpoll.me/10738428
Changed at the last second from a single choice to multiple choice poll for a greater variety. These aren't waifus, just the girls you're most into.
Not going to do anything special with it, just interested in finding out what we're all into.
I think I got everyone. Only other girl I can think of is Chocho.
https://a.pomf.cat/xkwagg.gif
>>148351180
Nah, Sasuke got his post-699 outfit from a dumpster.
>>148351752
>She lived through that
>The R20 players will probably unironically die to something like shuriken
>>148351337
>only pick 3 pleasepart 1 hinatapart 2 hinatathe last hinata
>>148351337
>who's your girls are you most interested in /nsunsg/?
that's what I get for changing format of poll at the last second
>>148351337
I'm choosing Sakura because I know she is the underdog here.
>>148351337
>Tenten tired for first
All is right with the world
>>148351910
I got whacked in the head with a club, then a few minutes later I got stabbed and was basically dead. Both of these were by normal bandits that didn't even use any chakra. Fucking Naruto beat the shit out of two of those faggots by himself without getting hurt, back in Waves.
>>148351752
https://www.tumblr.com/search/NaruSaku
>>148352495
Meant tied
Fucking phone
>>148352495
>>148352667
I chose too early, wanna change my answer from Tenten to KurotsuchiI don't believe in multiple girls
>>148352743Eyyy, you got me
>>148352743
We should have a version with just a single girl.
Ino for one is probably getting a lot of second and third place votes. Which is fine I suppose, but makes things a bit unclear.
>>148351957
We should do something for era design in general.I agree on your three picks too. Hinata truly a best.
>Kushina gets no votes
r-really?
>>148353209
She is a apart of a clan that is just a poor man's Senju. And I already know they are beneath the might of an Uchiha.
Disgusting.
you heard 'em boys, post more Tenten
>>148352646
even more hilarious tag
https://www.tumblr.com/search/anti+nh
>>148351337
Rin, Rin & Rin
>>148353723
>>148353428
>Liking the Uchiha
Say hello to the tree friend
>>148354526
Anyone on PC wants to play?
>>148354206
>even these retards can see that SS is worst ship
>yet they still think NH end came out of nowhere and that sakura had more character/development than Hinata
literally how?
>>148354709
>>148354206
>>148352646
>muh parallels: DBZ edition
I could browse this tag all night but I think I would have to go to the hospital in the morning because my sides would be obliterated.
Reminder that TenTen is a meme and you are only being contrarian because nobody else gives a shit about her.
>>148355057
This desu
Why are NaruHinafags such sour winners?
>>148355057
Actually, I liked her because of how OP she was in Storm 1 & 2.
It simply stayed with me even afterwards.
>>148355181
because the losers are too much fun to laugh at.
>>148355251
Post moar
>>148355701
k
>>148355251
I want that image where this one guy said he wanted Naruto to die and burn in hell for choosing Hinata.
>>148355886
>>148355935
I don't have that one but it sounds fucking hilarious. is it in the hall of anal devastation?
>>148356103
>I don't have that one but it sounds fucking hilarious. is it in the hall of anal devastation?
Yeah, that's where I remember seeing it.
>>148356103
>>148356158
Go find it then, buddy.
>>148356278
Does no one want to play with me?
>>148354690
there's at least one guy who's still offering to play people on Steam. Put your name in Discord.
Someone play this guy please!
>>148351957
Kinda wish Hinata had kept her part 1 hair style.
>>148356278
>>148356703
I really like her hairstyle in the boruto movie. to me it has the cuteness of the part 1 style but a bit more mature and fashionable.
Have you guys noticed that most of the females in the story have short hair in boruto times? I feel like kishimoto/most japanese people associate long hair on women with the past and extremely long hair on women and long hair on men with the very distant past. This association explains hair lengths in the series fairly well.
>>148356832
>>148357621
>Kakashi, Rock Lee, Might Guy, Shikamaru, and Jiraiya
Most people would say they're fan favorites or (generally speaking) universally loved. Which one do you like the least/hate the most and why?
>>148358301
I, well, appreciate Shikamaru, but much more of him would have been tiresome.
The trouble with any 'genius' character is always that they aren't just ridiculously smart and experts on something, inevitably they will know everything about everything - see Shikamaru doing code-breaking - and they will have it all planned out, so in the end the enemy was playing into their hands the whole time. A couple of times it can be fun, but more than that and it becomes annoying/kills all tension.
Kakashi, to a lesser degree, is also a victim of this, although that is counterbalanced by him being the only character in the series to whom human chakra limits (occasionally) apply.
>>148356503
Jiraiya and Guy are the only two on that list that I'd care if they died. Rock Lee should be up there too but Kishi did shit-all with him for all of part 2. Shikamaru's a boring character who does nothing and is largely unimportant to the plot (minus becoming Naruto's right-hand-man). Kakashi's just there to serve as Obito's rival and best friend, doesn't deserve praise.
>>148358792
>MUH RELEVANCE
>>148358301
A lot of people say Shikamaru would be a better MC but I honestly find him boring. His kind of character is better of as supportive type.
>>148356278
It's even funnier than how I remembered it.
>>148357774
HIMAWARI IS CUTE. CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>148358637
>tiresome
Almost troublesome? A drag?
>>148358637
>Kakashi, to a lesser degree, is also a victim of this, although that is counterbalanced by him being the only character in the series to whom human chakra limits (occasionally) apply.
That gets me thinking. How powerful would Kakashi be without those limits?
>>148360221
>Naruto chose the girl with almost Tsunade tier teddies
>Jiraiya disappointed
Pick one and only one
>>148360803
>Spam kamui
>win constantly
>>148361630
>Stand in front of opponent.
>Warp their head off.
>Fight over.
>>148361630
>Obito's Sekkrit dimension becomes a mess full of severed arms, legs, heads and torsos
Why did Obito team up with someone like Madara?
>>148362846
no choice.
he was rescued, healed and tricked into doing what old madara wanted.
Why did Madara think Nagato would just revive him? Also, why give the Rinnegan to Nagato in the first place? Couldn't he have just given it to some random Zestu to bring him back to life?
>>148363656
he had some magic seal on the guy's heart (as he did on Rin, I think) to make sure he did what he wanted.
ordering pizza lads. What should I watch (Naruto related) with my meal?
>>148364124
He didn't do that to Nagato.
>>148364382
Why did you write out instructions on how to order pizza for yourself
Also watch ninja pals
>>148364382
Naruto's first movie ( not Shittpuden)
>>148364382
>30 chicken wings
>THIRTY
Are you a cloud village citizen?
>>148364382
That Naruto live action play. It's pretty amusing.
>>148364626
This is a good choice too.
>>148364618
>Why did you write out instructions on how to order pizza for yourself
some pic an anon posted when asking how to order pizza
>>148364763
leled desu
>>148364838
but there're no subs for the play
>>148364618
Already seen most of it. Suppose I could download whole series while I'm waiting and find out which eps I still got left.
>>148365037
>but there're no subs for the play
You don't need to understand it to know what's going on. Unless you're a newfag to Naruto.
![Top o Nerae! 5 [57D00098].mkv_snapshot_18.29_[2014.05.06_11.54.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o6l7ad2.jpg "Top o Nerae! 5 [57D00098].mkv_snapshot_18.29_[2014.05.06_11.54.19].jpg")
>MFW I just reported a player who whispered disgusting profanities into the microphone an entire game
Too bad I didn't record him and uploaded it to Youtube or some shit.
I swear if Kishi didn't narf Obito's and Madara's Rinnegan powers the war would have been over fast.
>>148366264
I really wanted one of the three to use the Asura path shit.
God damn mecha Sasuke could be cool.
>>148366045
What did he even say?
Plus.
>Being a tattle tale.
This isn't preschool, anon.
>>148366045
>whispered disgusting profanities
so not in a trash-talky kinda way? Sounds romantic. Why'd you report him? This Storm 4 we're talking about?
>>148366392
Doesn't matter.
I was playing with the speakers turned on and this asshole started saying stuff like "suck my uchiha penis", "God you fucking suck at video games maybe you should suck some dick" and "who's your fucking daddy".
It gets embarrassing when the people next door hear this.
Never mind that he was so bad he had to resort to using Counters all the time.
>>148366763
Christ that sounds really romantic desu
were you playing a Senju?
>>148366763
He was just treating you like someone who didn't main an Uchiha - The superior clan in the entire damn series. You probably chose someone weak. Like a Hyuga. So yeah, dick sucking is correct.
>>148366952
What classifies as romantic to you?
>>148366952
No.
I started off with random shit, and got Nagato, the Pain, Shino, Bee, Darui, retarded stuff like this.
After he started annoying me with his "LOL I'm so superior" techniques where he basically jump-blocked, I took Madara and wrecked his shit.
After that he just shut off his mic.
Also here's a webm to keep the image count up.
>>148367320
What the fuck is that?!
>>148367262
that cleary wasn't trash talking. If it was he wouldn't be whispering. It's a combination of masculine banter and latent homoeroticism that I find really romantic.
>>148367320
Jesus Christ, do you have source on that?
>>148367541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsFTmLjvuE
>>148367541
>It's a combination of masculine banter and latent homoeroticism that I find really romantic.
You've been reading/watching/playing too much Naruto.
>>148367541
>>148367320
It's cool right?
>>148367320
Fuck everything about that..
>>148367865
..and this
>>148367865
>>148367463
>>148367541
>>148368056
it's fake, just watched the entire video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeHxUVkW4w
pretty good though
Bump
>>148369383
>it's fake
Well of course, barely anyone would survive the centripetal forces of the first one (not even the machine itself, with those thin arms), the second one is obvious CG and the third one is physically impossible.
>>148370295
i remember that episode
>>148370295
>Funny as F food episode
>No beach episode
Damn you, SP
>>148371153
>No beach episode
That fact boils my piss like fucking lava.
>>148371153
A-at least there was that one ending, right?
>>148358637
>>148358792
>>148359151
Interesting to see the Shikamaru interpretation. Looking back through rereads, half of Shikamaru's plan were very clever and the other half was everyone else acting like dumbass rookies with no experience. Maybe Kishi limited himself by making Shikamaru a literal "genius" instead leaving him as a clever planner. I guess I would agree with the sentiment that Shika is boring and more focus would drag things down.
I wonder what it says about Kishi that Shika, the lazy genius with mostly support skills, became one of his favorites.
>>148361630
But he'd go blind even faster...
>>148366264
I dunno. Wouldn't he just buff everyone else to keep it the same as canon?
>>148372001
No. We need a fucking 23 minute episode about it.
>>148372426
>But he'd go blind even faster...
He still has a working eye, so as long as he's up close and personal with infinite chakra he's fine.
>>148372552
Damn right.
We want bikini's, water play, beach food, sandy buttcracks, ninja shinanigans, Hinata in a bikini (or out of it) and some swimming in pure, blue ninja-sea.
Maybe a story of some sort, if they have time.
>>148372426
Kishimoto has said he found it pretty hard to really write fights with Shikamaru since he's very intelligent so he would have to put more thought in writing chapters with him specifically.
>>148372691
There's that Bleach episode Pierrot did.
I wonder how come they didn't do one for nardo yet
>>148372917
who knows.
I remember that. Funny stuff. Like getting water for the sandcastle using your tits.
>Hina, Tsunade and Anko would flood that shit
>>148372691
>Hinata
>Bikini
>>148372917
>>148373079
I bet it's because of fucking Kishi. He probably thinks Naruto's too good for it.
>>148373115
Oh my lord
>>148373115
One piece is fine too.
Or just a towel.
The sexy tease.
Maybe she gets bold, and asks Nart to "rub some lotion on her"
What was the most worthless filler in Naruto? I mean one that was just plain bad and doesn't need to be remembered or just upright erased.
Really disappointed that they haven't done any more DLC for this game
I really wanted a Taka CUJ
>>148373745
Everything in the war arc.
>>148373939
>Implying CC2 cares about Taka
See: their "clothes" for this game.
>>148373745
40% of Naruto anime is filler. The worst being either the curry arc with lee & co or the stuff before they started Shippuden.
43% of Shippuden is filler too, and that's just so far. It's terrible how they've milked the crap out of it for so many years for very little reward. Some of the filler was ok, especially anything actiony or fluffy, but there wasn't a lot of it.
>>148373745
In all probability I forgot the worst of it already.
Something about ninja ostriches haunts my memory but I am afraid to follow that one up.
>>148374221
This qualifies too. As does most of the War Arc in the first place.
>>148373745
Tsunade's IT
it should have been over after Neji met his not-Tobi father
>>148374221
They got those akatsuki robes, and in cutscenes they wore updated outfits
Plus Karin got her PJs
>>148374412
No it should've been over before it began that whole filler was fucking awful
>>148374412
Tsunade's dream was probably the lowest point in SP filler. It was literally worthless in every single aspect. You would miss absolutely nothing Naruto related by skipping the entire thing.
Also pic related.
>>148374786
What's the point of that picture? The text is in English so clearly it wasn't from an episode or anything put out by SP
It's probably bullshit
Guys I miss the good old days.
I miss two new threads opening at roughly the same time.
I miss Rinposter always taking first post.
I miss Dieselposter.
I miss people actually talking about the game.
>>148374597
>>148374412
The funny thing is that the dreams themselves could have been GOOD filler material.
They were in the need for doing some filler too. I get not wanting to go full fanservice with Hinata's or Tenten's dream or anything on that level, but they even had a pretty fucking good setup with Bee's dream where he led a group of all the Jinchuuriki, development-starved characters on their own, with the Bijuu somehow reduced to basically cute Digimon, riding on their shoulders and making comments.
If you want something with a good mix of adventure, cute stuff, maybe a bit of fanservice, this shit is gold.
SO THEY GO AND MAKE A DULL AS FUCK REWRITE OF THE STORY AS A STORY INSIDE A DREAM INSIDE A DREAM
THEN A SHITTY FILLER ABOUT WHY ITACHI WAS PERFECT
THEN WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK
I don't even watch the anime anymore, but incompetence on this level, missing an opportunity like that is irksome beyond description.
So there's a Naruto MMO coming out....
http://youtu.be/KZW0Q02Pupk
Thoughts?
>>148375908
NARUTO ONLINE is an MMORPG turn-based browser-game
>turn based browser game
It's fucking nothing
>>148375908
http://naruto.oasgames.com/en/
>>148376168
>>148376168
Yeah, I thought for a second it might have UNS-style gameplay with co-op and PvE. Of course, that's too good to be true. Fuck, I really want a game like that, be it online or offline.
>>148375379
That filler still baffles my mind. It was an AU dream that tries to retell the original story but fucks itself over because they want to keep the status que while it's an AU. Like Sasuke still having his family but still being extremely edgy and still leaves the village to go with Orochimaru because he's jealous of Naruto being better than him. What the fuck is that?
Naruto still getting dirty looks from the village even through his dad is the fucking Fourth Hokage who is alive along with his mom from who is from the Uzumaki clan.
Nagato still goes full Pain after Yahiko gets vaporized out of fucking nowhere while delivering some kid her teddy bear and Sasori shows up and says Konoha did it while wearing his fucking creepy ass scorpion puppet body. And it ends with Nagato being converted by Naruto's homolust for Sasuke and after that he turns good like no hard feelings.
Then we have final episodes with the Fourth Shinobi War where most if the Akatsuki fucks off with Zetsu pretty much saying he's out of here and Sasori reveals he killed Mei, A, and Oonoki and uses they bodies as puppets and gets BTFO by the TRUE POWER OF TEAMWORK.
And then Sasuke wants to have a revolution afterwards which we get a fuckton of flashbacks of Sasuke's jealousy and after their fight they live happily ever after and take a group photo.
I still feel from it.
>>148376874
I was lucky and dropped that shit at the first sign of it not actually being something centred on Tsunade's dream.
its always worth it to watch those ~45 second shorts at the end of an episode
>>148377279
I kind of wonder what Deidara and Neji talk about in the back there.
![naTGknl[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/D2Q57GV.png "naTGknl[1].png")
>>148377279
>Neji hanging with all those shady people
think he was the real villian?
What's your favorite Shippuden opening and why is it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ASICWeSLc
>mfw Jiraiya kicks his feet together
>>148377771
Don't use shitty /a/ memes.
Mine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdl2FyKmX2E
>>148377542
I wonder what Shikamaru could be talking to Jugo about along with Tsunade and Tobi/Obito.
Also Zetsu just staring from behind Hinata.
>>148377550
>Hey kid, wanna be a bad guy? You've got the backstory for it.
>Nah, I'm good. I'm over it already. Plus, it's not like I wanna DIE, right?
