"Honk" Edition.
Last time on /ss13g/
>nothing major
>why is this here
>its summer
>irish people
>the usual
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
frist fo r sawboms is bestgirl
Second for bombs
Wow I honestly thought it was extended good job guys
Fourth for forced random names
Fifth for hoping my waifu notices me.
>tfw no waifu to cuddle
>>147905802she's been brutally murdered by spacemenmultiple times
How do I turn my waifu straight?
>>147906153
Which one is it?
>>147906282Ashe
>>147906806
Based on my shaky understanding of waifunomics, that's a dry market
Waifu theory dictates that waifus who waifu other waifus will not generally return to husbandos without all the following;
>a) A large, dramatic event that damages the reputation of the waifus involved
>b) A long period of time passing which will be considered a 'break'
>c) The player taking a look at their own character, and changing something about them (hair style+colour, character records [especially age], departments frequented [e.g. a medbay waifu transfers to cargo - shaft miner is a red flag])
I recommend you look elsewhere, we're realistically looking at 4 months minimum -with- a crisis happening
>>147906806
Yeah good luck. I've already placed hypnotic triggers in her and can bend her to my will whenever I want
>>147907568At least i can *beep, *ping and wiggle with crabapple while you're not online
desu a lot of the recent waifus are pretty shit. I still haven't found one I like
I dressed like a medical borg, tell me I asked for it
>you will never mount and cum inside a vox in maint
Please get your shit together robotist. I saw you trying to emag me but you didnt even pull out the FLASH ON THE TABLE to stun me.
How to emag a mommi the right way:
>Flash
>Emag or id, in your case id was 100% but you did emag for some reason
>Bar
>Emag
Flash stuns them for about 5 seconds which is more than enough time to do it, but if you need more time hit the flash again.
>>147910324There were a lot of things that went south that round for that vox
>>147910380
I finished both mechs for him, did research, and made borg shells. Then the vox Head of whatever came along while he was braindead and took the gygax mech with decent stuff on it.
>>147910538
I was the emagged borg, I genuinely did everything I could for him
Good morning spacemen! Who's ready for an exciting day of space?!
>>147911203
Intigracy's busy tickling my cervix
I want to have doobiedoo's babies!
Ara ara~!
>you will never get mounted in maintenance
>you will never get filled with superiorhumansemen
WHAT'S GOING ON
>>147911678
Shitposting
**futa sasha**
>keep griffvoting Bus so I can quit the game and go to sleep
>it never happens
????
>>147914062
>griffvoting
But Bus is a good map.
>>147914062
>>147914248
kill you'reselves
>you will never ERP withMatildaHatchKey
>it's another borgs going retard in lowpop episode
>>147916474
Hey man, they did their best.
Would you rather find yourself in maint alone with the Clown, the HOS, or the Mime?
>server pop decreases by 75% when the map is bus
>>147916880
>mfw voting on shit maps and then quitting the server
You can't stop me
>>147916880
atleast bus is playable unlike deff
>>147916968
this is why votes should be visible to ckey
>>147916968
You voted for a map I don't like!!!! I'm going to metagrudge you!!!!!!
The children playing this game are pathetic.
>>147917412
they are to the admins, if they care they can actually warn/ban them for being memesters
>>147917908
Problem with that is that the only way is looking at html references.
And when it comes to looking at votes, it'll say vote=3, or vote=2 etc. rather than the map
Is it bad if I want the ability to replace peoples limbs with stunsticks? Like a pegleg, but a stunstick
>>147918108
allowing weapons and items to be surgically transplanted into the hand slot when?
>>147894540
It's not that we don't want your ripley, it's that we don't care for the ripley once we've already delivered every single mat you'll ever want. Make ripleys faster and we'll take them, every single time. Ripleys are OP as shit for mining, only mining borgs are better.
>>147918338
Actually a ripley without a ddrill is pretty bad, Once it has a ddrill its godlike though.
>>147918108
8ch has that in the codebase as I recall (I know they at least have pickaxe and some kind of gun).
>>147918108
>Replace your arms with eswords
>You can never hug anyone ever again
>But atleast you can murder
>>147918381
Even with non-diamond drill, it's better than anything except a mining borg. Even with diamond drill, it's still worse than mining borg.
>>147918445
DEATH BY EMBRACING
>>147918484
Mining borg gets a lot worse as the round goes on.
>>147918108
>>147918153
MUH GOOND
>>147918484
If they could crowbar a crate closed I don't think anything could stop them.
Can borgs actually close crates/closets and I simply haven't noticed? I know they can open them at least.
>we actually have our own repo and can use the search function in github now
Neat shit
>>147918661
a borg can crowbar a locker and crate open/closed
however, if there is a lock on it they will be able to trigger the lock but NOT open the crate
>>147918859
When did we break away from being a fork?
For a moment I thought github got off their lazy ass and finished fork searching.
>>147918598
>hugs used to inject whoever got hugged with ~1u of painkillers
>if you teamed up with people you could make someone overdose by constantly hugging them
>>147919057
Yesterdaylove was such an easy game to play ;_;
>>147919094
what reason is there to not keep hugging in to inject 1u of tramadol, with no overdose limit?
>>147919168
I imagine it has nothing to do with the hug, but because tramadol has an OD limit. You'd need to make an identical chemical but remove its overdose limit.
>>147918661
No, they don't have the toggle-open verb at all. However, I think every non-default borg can crowbar something open.
>>147918607
In the sense that unlike humans they're mostly useless everywhere else, and mining is useless except near the beginning of the shift, sure. But in the sense that they get outclassed, no.
>>147918904
Lockers/Crates are unable to be closed by a borg after the thing has been opened.Unless that's been changed, it'd be super helpful it has been
>>147919936
I might be wrong, I haven't played borg in about a month
>>147919936
I asked specifically because it would make a rogue minerborg an expert kidnapper.
Not even rogue actually, antag human could take em vox hunting, shame you can't put hats on borgs.
>>147919263
There is one. Hugging injects a chemical you can't get anywhere else. At least it was like that last time I checked.
Is SS13 a video game?
>>147920165
It's a scientific social experiment with the goal of observing autistic individuals interact with each others, in an environment they're forced to cooperate with each others in order to satiate their autism.
It's basically reverse psychology to force autists to be sociable.
>>147920165
no, it's an advanced chatroom and atmos sim
>>147920165
It's a JRPG/anime/eroge
>>147919531
They are completely outclassed by a single miner with a gun and a diamond pick when ti comes to mining, they are only useful for the start of the shift to get minerals, then they are heavily outclassed by ripleys and slightly outclassed by miners
>>147920267
Add to that the fact that the administrators are also autists and you get a full fledged double blind experiment.
A plasma-man robusted me into a suit storage. If you're here, we need a race war now
>>147920092
>tfw you will never be a racist redneck shaft miner with a hick minerborg
>you'll never lynch some vox for trespassin' on yer land
>>147920864
but you could do that right now though
borgs love them valids
Can you kill traders as sec for no reason?
>>147921660
Yep.
>>147921660
maybe
>>147921660
I don't know
>>147921660
If an american cop can get away with it, sec can
that's the rule of thumb
>>147920503
Don't know how long ago you last played, but that's not even remotely true.
>>147921660
Traders are soft antag roles, do whatever you want because they got super strong armor and permanent magboots.
If they die it's they own fault for letting you do it.
>>147918108
>>147918153
>>147918445
I'mSsOoOooORrryyy
>>147924343
EEEEUUUUGGGHHHH KILL ME!
>explore space
>find savage shuttle
>chill on DJ station
>roll tator when shuttle leaves the station
what the fuck mang
Cythia "WAAAH RECALL IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU'RE RETARDED EVERY ROUND" Jardine
OH GOD
>>147925487
My god, it's full of stars.
>>147925428
>say no once to a shuttle call
>every round
The retards are the ones that dont do their job recall because no antag rolls. Screw you and your inability of playing without being a major griffon
>>147925487
In the year 2125, I was on a mining colony, on mars
... And there he was, SPACE JANITOR! In a janicart flying off an airlock!
>>147925487
Are you a bad enough dude to clean SPACE?
>>147925487
The rest of the station was an illusion. Don't go outside.
>>147925568
An antag called the shuttle.
Stop being retarded.
And I know you often ghost out when revved/culted/soulstone because someone took you away from a project.
SALMON COMES
Can portable air scrubbers be reconfigured to scrub other gasses or do they only scrub out plasma and N2O?
>>147926114
Can't reconfigure them.
But you can make a simple improvised one using one of those portable blue boxy machines, two connectors, a filter, a canister and a passive vent.
>hippy station
>guy push me out of the emergency shuttle (to space)
>i didnt see his name
>admin: sorry cant do anything :)
>>147926573
Well, our admins would be kind of in the same situation.
Pushing someone by walking into them doesn't generate logs, so if you didn't catch their name and the admins didn't happen to be watching you at that exact moment, then there's no way they can find out who did it.
>>147925634
I never do it during cult and rev and I only ghosted once when I was soultstoned because I pressed ghost at the same moment the guy sharded me. Check logs instead of being a retarded fuckwit
>>147926730
They can, however, just teleport you back.
>>147904354
>someone saved my screencap
>someone used my screencap in the OP
you must have some pretty low standards, bud
so, im in the test server, and i died, is there a way to play again? (sorry im so dumb)
>>147927759
press rejuvinate in the spawn menu, unless your body is destroyed then you can just go derelict mommmi or something, the server will reset itself soon enough anyway.
>>147927759
on test server respawn is disabled at the moment, in my opinion it should be enabled like it was before.
in the meantime, when you join the server spawn a mommi fabricator, so if you die you can come back as a mommi and call the shuttle.
>>147920094
>>147919263
>>147919168
>>147919094
Hugging does add some painkiller
There's an antag chem that explodes when mixed with it
>>147928117
>pushing doesn't add salt
>>147926814
>im not a whiny bitch you FUCKWIT
![whywouldyoudothat[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1mxFAkF.jpg "whywouldyoudothat[1].jpg")
>dumb chemist still doing all pills will the same appearance
>>147930672
hi autist!!!
>>147930781
Not him but
>not color coding pills
ree
>>147930781
>people want to tell shit apart visually
>lmao ur just autistic
Don't play a job if you don't want to do it correctly.
>>147930672
>calls other people dumb
>"will"
>>147930672
>HEAL ME pill
>RadAway pill
>Anti-Viral pill
>Super Healing Pill pill
>>147931449
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP RE-LABELING MY FUCKING PILLS YOU SHITS
BICARIDINE
ANTITOX
DEX+
TRICORD
THE REGULAR NAMES ARE FINE STOP WITH YOUR MEME NAMES GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>147931615
>anything I don't like is a meme
>>147931907
why are you greentexting the truth
>>147931907
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT 'HEAL ME' IS
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO FUCKING GRAB A BEAKER, CRUSH A PILL AND WASTE IT JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS WHILE I'M TRYING TO TREAT PATIENTS AND LIKE FUCK I'M GIVING THEM SOMETHING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You, sir, are the retard.
YELLOW BICARD
GREEN DEX
RED DERMA
BLUE ANTI TOX
>>147932053
I didn't say it wasn't stupid. I said calling it a meme is stupid too.
>>147930672
Ide rather churn out 500 pills all labeled clearly than 50 pills with different appearances
>>147930672
lmao eat shit nerd
>>147932134Allpills aredefault
>>147932230
Then don't play chemist. It's an extra 3 seconds to re-sprite the pill, you lazy little shit. If I find you doing this while playing CMO I will flash your ass, take your ID, and flush you down disposals.
>>147932342
Good thing you don't play CMO because heads of staff are expected to be able of entry-level human communication :^)
>>147932398
>implyign
>memeing when someone threatens your free chloral supply because you refuse to do your job correctly
Do it right. If you don't do your job, I'm perfectly within my rights to have your ass demoted.
>>147932230
shit nigger if you spend several minutes respriting the pill i think you should try another job
the chem dispensers only have enerfy for 100 10u pills anyway and you can do all medbay needs in most rounds using just the 2 dispensers
>>147932560
>someone is not doing exactly what my autism quenches for
>rather than communicate with them I will brandish my hypo chloral like a fucking autist
>by projecting that you're shit I can pretend like this is reasonable
Never play heads of staff
>>147932763
>implyign autism
Literally every decent doctor in medbay expects the pills to be reasonably colored.
Furthermore, your attitude obviously shows that even if someone asked you to take the time to color your pills in-game, that you would not, so why should I bother communicating after the first refusal instead of just taking my flash out and removing you from my medbay?
>the rest of that post
Ask any doctor and they'll tell you you're shit.
>>147932986
>your attitude obviously shows that even if someone asked you to take the time to color your pills in-game, that you would not
All this projection isn't helping anybody you fucking dumbass, I do color my pills
If you have this attitude in-game too don't apply for any heads of staff, the world already has enough raging spergs incapable of communication
>>147932576
>100 10u pills
what the fuck? You can made atleast 500 10u pills
>>147932986
If you ask me for specifically colored pills for a reason I would listen personally, But for the fridge I dont see a point.
Semi-related heres a chemfridge in 2014
>it's a medbay autists sperging at eachother thread
it's so nice not playing medbay with a bunch of raging autists
>>147933306
>You feel a tiny prick!
>>147933192
>dermaline without kelo
>5 units AND 10 units
>Arithrazine (3.5 units) pill
>Ethylredoz (3 units) pill
>making inaprov at all
>lipozine both as 10 units and 1 unit for some fucking reason
>ALKYSINE OVER 5U
>Inacusiate 10u AND 8u
>a bunch of retarded relabeled pills
>making painkillers at all
Jesus fucking christ almighty.
I'd hate to have to scroll through all this fucking garbage every time I need pills.
>>147932134
fuck off
purple bicard
green anti-tox
red/yellow keloderma
dark blue dex+
>>147933192
>this fridge
>all this useless bullshit making it hard to find the actual meds
>no keloderm
>multiple pills with shitty designations
>renamed pills
Wow, and I thought 1u cryox guy was bad. I think this is fucking worse.
>>147933419
2014
>>147933689
This game's chemistry system hasn't changed jack shit over the past few years.
>>147932986
Hmm... Different communities, clearly. I mostly pray that Chemistry or some jackass who broke in hasn't intentionally labeled things incorrectly in the pill fridge in a malicious fashion, and if they have, it isn't something like deadly nerve toxin or an acid.
This is on /tg/ mind. You also have to deal with inevitably violent and disruptive trespassers in your department who want to grief you but also steal your medical supplies and tools.
>>147933517
>purple bicard
retarded, bicard's red
>>147933640
Heres my other 2014 fridge for you.
>>147933774
>Different communities, clearly
Not really, I play Medbay constantly and autists like this guy don't dare touch CMO. It's all backseat thread shitposting.
>>147933192
100 energy = 1000 units = 100 pills * 10u
Those are some heavy duty pills, like the rye (made for cryo, I presume?), inacusiate, lipo, and alky, and pills you can't tell the contents of offhand are real taboo, but it works. I'm still really opposed to 1u dex+ but that's another shitty argument entirely.
>>147933881
Also if anyone cares since then Ive started labeling my Keloderm as Keloderm instead of just trusting doctors not to be retards and think its just dermaline
thats about all ive changed except actually learning what the OD values are
>>147933881
A couple nitpicks but I'd take this fridge any day.
>>147933775
retarded, bicard it purple because doctor's delight is also purple
now fuck off with your weak shit, bet you don't even hack groans to make rezadone
>>147934342
Rezadone is so disappointing as a chemical for how much effort goes in to making it otherwise.
>>147934342
>chem that heals brute, toxin, burn and oxy is purple
>therefore chem that heals brute is purple
but why actually
>>147934436
Eh, it stacks with Cryo
>>147934558
oh shit, i thought it was tricord and not bicard
bicard is the orange/white/orange one
>>147933881
>DD 9.2u
>>147934708
http://pastebin.com/KsvHvMu4
just for you anon <3
CALL THE SHUTTLE MUH ANTAG ROLLS
>>147935220
This is shit never post this again please
>>147933881
better than most chemistry fridges nowadays
Thanks space gods for saving my, my pAI's and my borer's ass twice
Head of Personnel's Desk announcement: MR DEAF SQUID, THIS IS NOT A DRIVE THRU.
>>147935295
</3
>oh boy time to learn how to use a chem pack and mask
>120 creatine in my blood instantly
>>147935252
MUH ANTAG
MUH TRACTOR
MUH BOX
MUH SHUTTLE
MUH GREENTEXT
MUH MURDERBONER
MUH ANTAG
Please rate the top three female crewmembers most likely to be a futa
>>147935487
shit tier fetish
>>147935438
>120 creatine
>>147935487
(you)
>>147935438
Its about only useful as a 1000 unit beaker you cant load into anything. The effort to actually use it for anything is too much
>>147935487
awful fetish
>miner screams for help on the radio
>no suits sensors but luckily had GPS
>teleport him in
>A FUCKING GOLIATH COMES THROUGH WITH HIS BODY
>>147935438
>120 creatine
>120
YOU ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN
>>147935487
Intigracy
>>147935487
Great fetish.
>>147935634
>Turn shield gens on
>pet tentacle monster to molest you
>Wait for it to move off the pad then teleport the miner to yourself and go clone him
>>147935487
Rambling Maniac
Sawbones
Felicity
>>147935634
>teleport them back
>wait a few seconds for the mob to move
>bring back miner
Ez pz
>bus gives a teleport pad to paramedics/medbay
That's really aw-
>science gets none
FUCK
>>147935825
>sawbones
>>147935757
Yeah that would have been nice if it weren't for the fact that this was in medbay
>>147935883
It unfortunately moved off the telepad before I could react.
>>147935883
>>147935757
Two kinds of scientist
>>147936028
Not like he's gonna be any more dead
>>147935634
>attack goliath with welder
>left arm gets fucked
>attack again
>it dies
>>147930781
>>147932230
>>147932284
>can't understand why not using different pills is bad
hi dumbs!
>>147937562
Oh I understand your arguments
I just don't care
>>147935990
Only one telephoto pad can be in a map
Might as well be in paramedics. A nice change of pace
>>147933192
once again:
as a medic, i take an empty pill bottle and fill it with various pills from the storage;
if they're all the same and i'm under the pressure of saving a patient (even worse, multiple patients) it's a fist in the ass to over my mouse on ALL goddamn pills to find the one i need.
if you can't understand this it just means that you never take a pill bottle with you or you never play medic.
>>147938003
that's why you're an awful chemist then.
>>147938278
>not keeping track of inventory slots
>>147938278
You could just...remember where you put them?
>>147938901
I don't play chemist at all. I just think your crying is fuckin great.
>its a 'medbay bickering' thread
>>147938278
Personally, I just take a couple of bottles, and recolour the label on those.
>>147939152
you could just... try to play medic and take a pill bottle with you sometimes to see that is not so easy?
when you use them the ones that remain inside the bottle will be moved to fill the "empty spaces"
>>147939376
I do it all the time and never have any trouble remembing what pills are where
>>147939250
>I don't play chemist at all
that's explains the stupid things you're saying.
Tfw you cant put your jumpsuit in the washing machine with 30 space drug pills accidentally and put it on and get intense contact high the rest of the shift
>>147939310
From now on if I play CMO I will warn a chemist once that if he doesn't fix his basic appearance pills I will flash him and demote him.
Best part is that I am perfectly within my right to do this to do this.
>have robotic limbs
>doing a quick EMP mix is suicide
fug
>>147939337
Aw ye, that's the way nigga.
Less refills, more shit to fill your belt so you feel fully equipped.
What is the best game mode and why is it whatever one I happen to be the antag on
>not really paying attention,just waiting in line loading my human onto the autoborger 9000
>get him in, go to leave
>veer to the left to make room
>FWOOOOSH!
>there was a supermatter crystal in the AI upload
post yfw you get antag
>>147939595
>You feel a tiny Prick
>you feel your ID being messed with
>Wake up in disposals, demoted to assistant and chemist is promoted to CMO
>>147939595
>CMO asks me to change the appearance of my pills or he'll demote me
>Table him, polyacid his face off, take his ID, throw him in trash.
>>147939834
>get bwoinked
>>147939827
>Call Security
>Get them to cross-check the crew manifest and see that I was clearly the CMO
>He gets brigged and demoted
>>147939834
>ahelp
>banned for non-antag murder
Keep it up faggots, just change those sprites.
>>147939595
Make my day and try it faggot. You will wake up as a monkey
>>147939736
>Talking to my captor about going to the vox outpost
>They get pushed into the shard
>Another borg tries to catch me
>They also get sharded
>Just sit there, wondering what the fuck just went down
>>147939972
Anon, the captain demoted you and promoted him. You're an assistant now, and wasting secs time. Thats 5 min in the brig and a beating.
>>147939595
"HoP, can you demote this Chemist?"
"Sure, what did he do?"
"He didn't make my pills blue instead of red ;("
Never play a head role.
>>147939760
>have a good plan in mind
>jump the gun
>cucking the CE out of his power valids
stay mad carbons
>>147940032
There were about two or three seconds in my cold steel heart where I was willing to take you to the outpost, I sealed my own fate in ignoring them
>>147940173
>Needlessly making the MDs job more tedious because you are lazy is not a good enough reason to get demoted
Guess how I know you never play medbay?
>>147940173
If he's already colouring pills, why can't he use the colours CMO wants?
>>147939595
:c DEMOTE THSI CHEMIST CALL SECURITY TO CHEMISTRY
:c whats wrong?
:c HE ISNT CHANGING THE PILL COLORS
:c CMO fuck off
>its a 'Medbay still shitslinging at eachother' thread
>meanwhile in cargo
>>147940292
>implying he's not going to be unconscious in disposals while we sort out the paperwork, and I can't just make up a lie
>>147940348
>>147940348
>cargo thinks they're relevant
Good joke
Please rate your top three admins in order of preference.
And your bottom three.
>>147940405
>He presses charges
>You get fired for assault
>if its a girl and you're a guy, you also get charged with sexual assault
>Demoted to Janitor with a shock pack superglued to your back
>They get made CMO
>You walk by medbay
>The dexalin pills are red and the keloderm pills are blue
>>147940292
>>147939827
>>147939834
>ebin edgy chemists think they're hot shit
news flash, no CMO is stupid enough to let you get the drop on them with ebin chloral, and if they are, they're not the kind that'll demote you for not doing your job
also, not doing your job and not following orders is a-okay grounds for demotion, and no CMO is stupid enough to phrase it as 'wah my pill colors', because generally if a chemist refuses to obey their superior's orders, it's a sign they're shit and you can just phrase your demotion request as 'they're an incompetent retard incapable of following the chain of command'
ITS NOT BOX REEEEE
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10941
>>147940546
>Captain goes to look at whats so bad
>The fridge is full, The chemist is making a cryomix and he doesn't have a syringe gun within ten tiles
>>147940832
>CMO tells the captain that because all pills are the same color it makes it harder to identify the pills in a crisis and such you need to spend longer time finding the right pill
>CMO also explains that it is the chemist job to change the colors and that changing the colors take not even a second
>Captain agrees and tells you to stop being a fucking retard
>>147940832
>captains actually caring about anything and not looking for any chance to demote, kill, or steal from people
Good joke, anon.
>>147941009
>Captain opens the fridge
:c uh CMO? Why don't you just read the names before vending them?
>>147938252
>only one
says who? No really, I will recode that shit if it's a software issue.
>>147940832
>bullshitting this hard
Lemme fix that for you;
>captain doesn't go see what's wrong because the captain doesn't have fuckshit to do with demotions
>hop demotes the shitty chemist who left all the pills as default, made only polyspraybottles and chloral syringes, and stashed all the large beakers in his backpack when the CMO asks for it, no questions asked
>>147940832
>captain not being trigger happy power monger
Please, we both know the captain would love to demote them, they'll even try to come up with reasons to bring in a firing squad.
>>147941049
>It is another "I have never played medbay" post
Please just stop.
>>147941078
>Reasons
:s Were demoting the chemist, Bring the laserguns
>>147941049
>people who've never played med trying to make posts about med
This is too ebin.
Now fuck off and stop talking about shit you don't know fuck about.
I was thinking it would be funny to go chemist and intentionally make all pills look the opposite of how they should, then i remembered litearlly nobody even looks at pills except the one guy in the thread and everyone else just reads the name and then forcefeeds it
>>147935220
Single most awful pastebin I've ever read.
>Meme puts his head up his killer ass.
[07:24:10]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): because i could
[07:24:17]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): also , it was dedchat
[07:24:31]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): its a DeS3 reference
[07:24:42]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): ill give a link in a sec
[07:25:11]ADMIN: PM: Zenek123/(Meme)->Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOpx7ybPt8
[07:25:42]ADMIN: PM: Mustardtiger/(Porter Callison)->Zenek123/(Meme): Did you read the rules friendo
>>147941319
Are you absolutely retarded? You can make the colors all fucked up if you want, as long as they are different.
Any MD worth their salt doesn't read the name, they just look at the sprite and choose it.
>>147940535
>The dexalin pills are red and the keloderm pills are blue
still fine. just don't do them with the same sprite.
>>147941319
>not making every batch of pills a different color, even if they're the same chem
Come on now.
>>147941410
I don't understand this, is there context i'm not getting?
>>147941410
What exactly did he do
Quote it
>>147941567
Now I want to make 20 pills and each one has a different skin despite all being the same amount and type of chemical
>>147941319
i'm the one who started the discussion, let the pills look any way you want, just don't use the same sprite for all them.
I started a project to pay homage to other servers maps by replicating them and then fucking their shit up with your typical day to day antagging and making the result the default state for us to later go in via gateway and claim their loot.
The amount of broken references was greater than I anticipated, send help I was a fool!
>>147941702
zenek123 continually IC in LOOC until today
he noncon ERP'd in deadchat and now he's bant forever
>>147941009
>cmo I can read anti toxin in this pill
>I can read dermalin too
>Oh look I can also read dex plus
CMO thinking they are relevant are funny
>>147941896
>Using LOOC abusively, put his head up someone's asshole idk
my sides
>>147942724
id/Intigracyonlygirls allowed
>>147942724
id/utilitasalsogirls allowed
>>147942724
Meet me on the ERP channel of the discord bb
>>147942724
id/pomfonlychicks allowed
>>147944136
>big chikun into chicks
fucking sicko
CODER FIGHT
CODER FIGHT
>>147920304
doesnt some russian company use SS13 for atmos training
>>147945845
stop shilling intigracy
