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For the Greater Good Edition

Last time on /ss13g/
>we had a five hour round today
>people are arguing about how long rounds should take
>we all make mistakes, the important thing is that we strive not to repeat those mistakes
>your mother and I still love each other, I promise


>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
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BOOYAH
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I hate all of you
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>>147771529
I love you all of you
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>tfw i've never seen a chaplain other than me give a proper sermon or two
>tfw got some bus without even praying for it after i gave a sermon over the radio

feels good being loved
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>>147771529
I hate me too.
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>tfw no waifu to hold hands with
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>>147771750
Take it to /d/ you fucking filth
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>>147771750
Fuck off waifufag
The meme is dead and has been dead for forever
Stop beating a dead whore
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>>147771529
Fuck you, leather man!
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>borgs on asimov are not allowed to harm non-humans except when explicitly ordered to
What the fuck is this bullshit?
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>body gets dropped inside medbay, deathgasps two seconds after I scan him
>broken bones and something like 37% blood, naturally put him in the cloner
>guy ghosted, keep bwoinking him by scanning his corpse over and over
>doesn't rejoin his corpse
>bwoink him some more
>doesn't rejoin his corpse
>well this nigger must not want to be resurrected then, into the morgue he goes

>30 mins later he got succ'd, not even realizing it's the same guy I give him a quick head transplant and even speedclone the body so he has the same identity as before
>"DUDE YOU SUCK DID YOU EVEN TRY TO DEFIB MY BODY"
>this nigger literally refused to let himself be cloned because I didn't defib him with broken bones and 37% blood then has the audacity to bitch about it
What the fuck is wrong with some people
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>>147772245
Not for no reason, no.

That doesn't mean you can't break their legs for breaking into stuff though.
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>>147772245
>muh killboner
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Vox removed when
Sergals added when
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>>147771690
I go with the mentally retarded chaplain and broadcast my brain-damaged ravings as sermons, does that count?
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>>147772387
>guy comes in dead with tons of broken bones and internal bleeding
>quickly make some clonex so I can have more biomass to clone him
>While I'm making it he yells in LOOC "JUST FUCKING DEFIB ME IDIOT"

Fuck off I'm not spending 10 minutes fixing your broken body when I'm the only one in medbay
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>>147772245
You're entirely free to mess with non-humans if you want. Better have a reason for it though, any reason. If you see a non-human harm a human, or hell, if they threaten your own well-being, you can enact any level of violence if you want.
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>>147771690
I played clown as a priest of the Honkmother once. Gave a short "sermon" in the chapel. Then Luther Scooter took me into the abandoned office to murder me. Prayed for divine intervention from the Honkmother, so Probe filled the room with banana peels. It was a good round.
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>>147772810
Sure, if you want to be ding dong bannu'd.
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>oh look I'm in medbay and nobody sees me time to hack into chemistry and make chloral for no fucking reason teehee
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW 5 MINUTE SENTENCE WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT TIME TO GRUDGE THE GUY THAT SAW ME
Dear Felicity Rivera
Go fuck yourself
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>>147773547
You're following your laws. Literally can't be banned if you have a law to back your actions.
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>>147773578
>Round end
>See this Felicity Rivera person talking to some pink-haired snowflake on Centcomm
>Fill them both with bullets mid-conversation
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>>147772387
Was it a mime?
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>>147774376
That's what you'd expect, too bad that's not how it works in real life.
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>>147775047
No, some dumbfuck in an engineering hardsuit.
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The cultist icon:
>WHAT IT IS
A grim, tentacled face with slanted, red eyes and chasm-like nostrils
>WHAT I SAW
A cute green squid with bushy eyebrows and big, friendly black eyes
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>>147772387
The worst part is that about 70% of the server is like that.
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>aurx is an admin
What the fuck. How is that even allowed? That guy is one of the top 10 shitters on the server. He doesn't understand the first thing about the game. What. The. Fuck. No wonder he hasn't been permabanned yet.
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>>147775845
No, not at all
Nobody has ever ghosted out of their body and refused to reenter in order to prevent being cloned, except one guy that actually didn't want to keep playing
Everyone just gets cloned happily and then forget about it
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>>147776041
what
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>>147776041
he is 2nd best miner and has been admin on server since the start
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>>147776096
(You)
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If you get borged by a tator after he kills you, do you get to go sec and fuck their shit up before you're emagged or are all memories assumed to be vanished at this point?
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>>147776041
You don't know who Aurx is, do you
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>>147775686
its cthulu ya dingus
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>>147776678
Yeah but Cthulu has been represented by squids in media before
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>>147776604
You keep all memories

>Tfw going secborg and arresting the fucker
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>>147776658
The faggot who decided to go deaf chemist, doing nothing about the growing pile of dead bodies at his doorstep, and make nothing but mindbreaker pills thinking they don't do anything but change the colours you see.
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>>147775225
SS13 is a bideoglames though.
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>>147776958
Nice meme, I like it, say it again.
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>>147776859
thats not aurx
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>>147776604
you only remember details up untill your death. any info gained while dead cant be used or its meta gameing. once your brain is put into a mommi you can start screaming he killed you, but once he puts you in a borg body you are bound to your laws above all els. past harm (him killing you) is ussully not an excuse for you to valid him. its the potent ham argument at this point. just be a borg untill he emags you nerd.
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>>147777107
That was Aurx.
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>tfw your image is in the OP
https://youtu.be/xzjLv2x6IGU
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>>147777216
aurx doesn't play next to at all, he wasn't even around for a few months
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>>147777107
That was literally aurx. He even tried to defend himself in ooc after that, it was hilarious. "I-I made everything everyone a-asked ;_;" "I asked you for drugs in 2 occasions and got nothing" "me too"
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>>147776856
silocon b& for potential hams
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>>147777307
Wow, exactly as >>147776041 says.
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>>147777305
You deserve some love for your work, anon
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>genetics gave superchomp and some fucker ate Pun Pun in his MD attire
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>>147776859
>>147777107
>>147777216
So make a ban request.

Another chemist got a ban for the same shit like yesterday.
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please fix cameras its breaking my immersion
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I keep getting knocked unconscious and ignored. This game is very hard and confusing. I tried to inject monkeys with something but I kept breaking the case. How do you win? Some asshole stole my blood.
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>>147780343
We did but it's an admin so that doesn't work.
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>>147772245
So you don't genocide the undesirables on roundstart 4nogudraisins. If say, a grey toolboxes a human you're allowed to flash them up. If they persist you can just kill them if you can't nonlethally stop or separate them
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>it wasn't revs
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>>147781937
What if it's 3 seconds from shuttle dock?
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>>147782059
>engineering got so spooked they locked down at the first scream of REVS
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>only doc in the wild ride
>clone niggas
>get a bajillion of powers with genetics
>singuloose goes to escape
>throw myself on space because i can survive in there anyway
>take some tox damage from the rad storm wich removed 4 powers from me
>can't go back because i'm on another z-level
>can't die because i'm immune to almost everything
trully a fate worse than death
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>>147782073
8 HANDS, MORE THAN ENOUGH TO GRAB ANYTHING THAT MOVES
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>>147780343
>>147781731
Make the ban request with logs and I'll look into it.
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>>147782091
You get dingdonged as usual for pre-dock shuttle griff 4noraisins

>>147782073
>Put on red laser tag gear
>Shoot him him
>He explodes
Was not expecting that. 2cute
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>>147782212
That's way too late for that I think. At least we know you still exist, though, so I guess that's good.
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>Janitor's killing spree
>Detective dies
>Someone else kills people
>Detective dies
>CMO fucks up in surgery
>Detective dies
>Sing is loose
>Detective dies

I was starting to feel bad about it.
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>It's a "Shitter keeps harassing Cargo" round.
>It's a "Shitters get lynched by the rest of the crew for trying to cripple and kill the only functional cargo member" round.
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>>147782564
HoP here, I was about to throw him in perma for stealing the hand teles and abusing the little authority I gave him. He started screaming about us being pussies and to fight him 1v1 then went catatonic.

Fucking shitters I swear.
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why is it that I keep breaking some people's ribs
i'm doing scalpel -> hemostat -> retractor -> bonesaw -> retractor like the wiki says
SOMETIMES the surgery happens like normal, sometimes I break their bones during the retractor step
I don't know why
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> Kill a traitor as mime, steal his chameleon projector.
> Mess about with the clown, stage a horribly fake ling attack.
> Everyone buys it, have to hide in maint to avoid the valid train.
> Get cornered in incinerator, die for my art.
It was amazing how quickly I went from having saved the station from the janitor, to working with the janitor, to being the janitor in diguise.
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>>147782367
The reason nothing happens is because you stupid fucks never try.
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>>147782704
Are they on a surgery table? If they aren't, it has a chance to fail.
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>>147782921
Yeah they were
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>>147782718
To be fair, you shooting at the HoP with an "ebow" and nobody noticing it was a foam crossbow really sold it. Good job mime.
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>>147782130
>in the jetpack trying to avoid the sing
>see a skele floating off to avoid it too
>try to grab him from certain loss
>collapse from radiation before i can catch up
Sorry, skelebro.
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>>147782968
Did you check for specific damage on a MedScanner?
Last I checked if a body part still has sufficient brute damage, whatever bones you were fixing will just instantly snap.
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>>147782704
You have a chance to break bones when opening their ribcage. It's better than them dying, ribs will heal.
Just retractor, bone gel, bone gel, bone setter, bone gel, cautery when you close them up instead of retractor, bone gel, bone gel, cautery
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>>147783094
Their bones weren't already broken
>>147783119
So it's just a random chance that I fucking pulverize their ribcage while pulling it apart? What's the bonesaw step for then?
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The amount of paranoia in that round was amazing
>REVS!
>TRAITOR!
>LING!
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>>147783329
>Beat shitass's head in with a toolbox during a chase for being rayciss and breaking cargo's monitors
>He screams "REV' the whole time and kickstarts the fuck-spiral

No regrets.
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>>147782073
Wait, how does he have 8 hands?
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>>147783895
hand datums
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>>147783895
martians
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>view manifest
>Josuke Higashikata is HoP
>disconnect
Being a shitter on top of being a jojofag makes for the ultimate faggot.
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>>147784056
meh, pretty high on the faggot list but I can think of worse
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panic bunker when?
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If a vampire says something like "I have a very bad skin condition, being anywhere near the chapel hurts me! I'm human though", does that mean silicon must protect him or throw him into the chapel?
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>>147782649
>Sitting in lobby
>An engi tailgates or whatever into the cargo lobby
>Cargo tech REEEEEEEEEEE's at the tresspassing
>Tells him to get out
>Examine, the eng is actually an assistant named jesus mosser in a stolen eng rig suit
>Cargo tech tries to pull him out of the cargo lobby
>Jesus just keeps moving out of the pull
>Cargo tech has to start disarming cause jesus is such a greytiding retard
>Becomes full on disarm slapfight
>Jesus starts getting toolboxed for escalating when he's the tresspasser
>I go in and try and break it up with my taser, get first disarm pushed like a punk ass bitch
>Jesus table locks the cargo tech and I and shit cools off as the HoP and more people arrive
>Jesus eventually gets moved out of cargo after getting beanbagged
>Comes back later apparently and the tech is calling for help
>Get there
>Full on murder fight
>Properly lock on taser him, cuff and hand off to the HoP
>He's copping that attitude the whole way
Shit was sad man.

tl;dr, assistant tailgates into cargo lobby. refused to leave when told to by cargo tech. resists being pulled out, disarms back when cargo tech tried to remove him nonlethally then tries to kill the cargo tech back when the tech escalates to get him to get the fuck out. Fucking greytiding niggers.

>>147782718
While we were shit, you can't sit on the sidelines in lowpop. Sec and the HoP were constantly getting railed.

>>147782704
It's a think that rarely happens. It's much more common if they're awake. Just do the bone repair, it's ezpz
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>>147783212

Yes

bone saw step cut the rib cage open more to fix organs/take them out.
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>>147783895
He's a squid
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>get too used to playing a job while abusing a bug to make it more bearable
>can't play without using the bug anymore because I feel too bad about it
>can't play while using the bug anymore because I can't stand the job otherwise
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>>147783895

hand datums for race we will never get so it be use for funny stuff like that.
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>>147783895
I can't recall who added it, but admins can edit the amount of hands you have, I think it's between 1 and 48
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>>147782763
t. admin's personal cocksleeve.
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>>147785869
>48 hands
fucking Ball-of-Arms Man up in here
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>>147785048
>tfw the day after you couldn't rpd anywhere in view
>tfw the day after you couldn't rpd through a window
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>>147786437
>they took out the satchel that grabs any ore in sight
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>ERP still illegal

i just want to kiss my vox gf...
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>>147788072
kissing is not ERP tho
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>>147788123

y-yeah well! [spoileri dont have a gf
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>>147788072
>tfw no vox gf
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>>147788235
>[ spoiler ][spoiler[ /spoiler ]
???
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We need more female vox porn
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>>147788893

>more

theres some at all???!
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>>147789117
disturbingly enough yes
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>>147789205

post it
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>>147789560
what makes you think i saved any?
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>>147789825
BLEASE
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Reminder that if you don't metagrudge anybody who's killed you you're a cuck
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>Still need to make the op table, print surgical tools, setup cloner, and do something comfy with the bartender
>Cargo singuloose
Every time I build man...
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>>147791291
>mfw diving into the singuloth with 2 bags of holding
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You're cool in my book, Tolan
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>its a singulo episode
>CE hides like a fag so I can't lynch him
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>be QM
>decide to build singularity in cargo
>get auto-tatored right before I finish
>plan to release it
>it just breaks out
>run into medbay to steal CMO jumpsuit
>wait at escape
>sing comes by
>run to pods by arrivals
>wall it up
>some guy takes down the wall right before the pod leaves
>shoot him dead
sorry
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>>147791989
CE was vamp and killed super early in the round

Cargo made the singulo and loosed it
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>>147791909
Big thanks to the diona who stocked the fridge

>>147792038
T-Thanks...
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>>147791989
>get to engineering with a Bag of Holding
>no destruction
"What"
>mfw it was in cargo
>spacewalk with my DD+Honey mixture
>find cargo PA
>2
lmao
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>>147791978
>try to get to singulo with bags of holding
>he HONKs everyone on the way
>end up breaking into RN and blowing it
Yeah, nah, he's a fag.
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>>147792038
I was better off dead
I was really hoping you were CE
little did I realize there was an entire hour of shit like >>147792093 before I even got on station that I couldn't account for
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>>147791978
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>>147791978
>You'll be harmed if you stay here
>Then let me out of here
Sounds like a dick to me
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>>147792615
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>>147792615
>>147793220
too soon
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>>147793220
security is so unrobust this summer
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>>147792615
shit like this is why I love ss13.
you edgelords are hilarious
the keks I unleash here are heartier than in any other vidya i've ever played
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>Wiki says no overdose limit
>Eat 50u
>Start throwing up and die.
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>>147794290
what chemical
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>>147794290
What chem, helpful meds have 30u overdoes if any, misc chems may vary
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>>147794374
Imidazoline
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>>147794525
30u overdose, you can OD people with carrots for fun as a botanist
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>>147793981
Psyanic?
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>>147794821
I thought carrots only contained carrot juice, and carrot juice is just coded to have the same benefits as imidazoline.
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>>147795223
you thought
incorrectly
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>>147793220
And then they wonder, gee, why are the police so uptight and pissed off all the time. Why they're so triggerhappy.

>>147794290
It has 30u overdose. Either someone was malicious or just fucked up.
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>>147783895
Does that mean octopeople are finally possible?
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>>147792279
t. spess lesbiand
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>>147796468
They have been for a while.
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>>147785085
We were going to get metal slug martians as a race named scootaloos but cluster got mad that was the most voted name so he told dylan he is allowed to make meteor rounds whenever he wants as revenge and then proceeded to deadlock the addition of scootaloos to the game.
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>>147798539
JEsus fuck I knew you people were edgelords making fun of mass shootings the same day they happen and all that but what did you think was gonna happen when you're openly making fun of the dead aunt of one of the people running the serb
Fuck you're all idiots
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You know you've adminned ss13 too much when you go to the bar and order a large beer and a Margarita together.
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>>147800629
nobody liked you
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>>147800696
That's fine.
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Purge #2 when? I want to hold hands with all the waifus.
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>>147800629
What's that reference, explain it to me, I don't get it
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>>147801427
Adminning is stupid. Don't do it. All you need to know.
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I want Reica to enthrall me and sit on my face
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>>147801534
Do you play ss13?
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>>147801534
But you get to join the club and make friends, don't you? It must've been at least somewhat fun!
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>>147801604
Cute, but I'm shit at vampire
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>tfw no waifu to cuddle
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>>147801687

club of faggots and butt buddy's.
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>>147801928
>buddy's
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>>147801907
Send me origami hearts and maybe I'll go on a date with you
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>>147801639
Years ago I played it every night. Then the adminning started and I played it less and less and less. I should probably play eventually.
>>147801687
The meta club has been good to me.
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>>147801781
It's okay, parapen, cuffs, then bed buckle works too
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>>147802125
I don't know who you are!!!!
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>>147802172
And give you 200 brain as well.
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>>147802172
But whos doing the buckling?
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>>147802242
We'll just call it mindbreak
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>>147800629
Beer and liquor, never been sicker?
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>it's a donuts round
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>mfw I'm getting so many +1s on my Yelp after that shift.
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>>147802939
>Braindamaged mouthbreathers buttbuddy shoots up the captain with the durand lascannon
>Shoots up the cockpit
>Pulls and esword until an AR drops him
>Grab it and finish him before he can stand cause he isn't for some reason
>NAH IT'S THE ASSISTANT THAT'S EVIL GOTTA GIT MUH VALIDS PEWPEWPEW GO LETHAL EGUN!
Every day I lose more hope I didn't even know I had.
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>>147803018
Deus Vult, Apothecary.
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>I was once an agent of the syndicate, but I was shown the light of god
>now I must protect the innocent, and destroy those who intend to harm others
>except that person is my partner
>I can't kill my partner, but I will do what I must
>I shall wait until they commit an act of violence
>I keep careful watch over the person who I believe that hit was put on
>amass weapons
>but my partner never commits evil
>we build cool mechs, and fight in the name of god together
>he must have seen the light too, now we both fight for the lord
>except he pulled a lightsaber and got steamrolled on the shuttle
>rip
my heart did not want that greentext at all
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>>147803078
>Braindamaged mouthbreathers buttbuddy
who? I shot the captain cause I was tator and the captain wanted me out of the mech, so I said "fuck it" and decided to see how much damage I could do. Evidently not much.
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>>147802345
Reica, I'm too much of a sub
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>>147796468
>TV-screen head spam robots (we already have IPCs that we could always add)
>Multi-armed squid people
>Floating crystals a la the Chenjesu from Star Control 2
Fuck, these would be amazing
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>>147803560
The other guy was an asshat
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>>147803585
you're aware she's a milf, right?
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>>147803858
you're aware what milf means, right?
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>>147804016
Some sorta mid-30s to mid-40s promiscuous mother with no young kids around and a desire to nurture something else, right?
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>>147805946
w h y
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>>147805946
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>>147805946
You mean Vorena.
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This thread is fucking gay.
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>>147805946
>not swallowing whole
your fetish is literally shit tier
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>147784895
Protect him

There is no evidence that he is non human, and he has stated that being near the chapel will harm him

To prevent human harm, the borg must prevent him from going near the chapel, or anyone from dragging him to the location, unless he is found to be a vampire, and thus non human
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>>147807890
Stop posting this.
No one cares about your shitty poor-man's Baystation.
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>>147808016
Stop posting this.
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The Paradise Station mods are cucks. I got banned for saying "Get gibbed, faggots." in the heat of the moment.
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>>147808227
Get banned, faggot
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>>147808252
Don't be upsetti, eat some cuckgetti. :^)
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>>147808004
>him
sexist misogynist shitlord
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I want to hard-vore kayahi and listen to him panic as his pressure suit is slowly melted
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>>147808640
Leave him alone you fuck
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vox were a huge mistake
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>>147808720
traders*
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All vox were a mistake
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>>147808717
All statics are fair game.
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SS13 was a mistake
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>>147808861
>I'm a random
>I don't do shit all round and just greytide xDdd
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>RD was tator
>his target was that assistant
>I cuffed the assistant to a chair and basically gave him to the RD
You deserve it anyways
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>>147809178
Static namers are the worst greytiders, though
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>>147796468
>thinking new races will get added
REEEEE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EVERYONE SHOULD BE HUMAN
REEEEEEEEEE SAWBONES
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WAIFUFAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147809243
kill yourself
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>>147809178
I never said that, stop projecting
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>>147809248
What did he mean by this?
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>>147809321
Make me static greytiding shit
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>summer starts
>"staticnamers are cancer"
>"rounds last too long, everyone who doesnt call the shuttle when antags are dead is autistic"
>"forced randomname should come back"

children get out
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>>147809591
>summer changing anything
Hello kid.
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>>147809692
>I-I'M NOT UNDERAGE YOURE UNDERAGE
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dorf fort: /vg/ edition when?

it would be pretty interesting to see and do considering the shear amount of loot that could be placed around
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>>147809826
>shear amount
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>>147809856
fuck that's a misspell

ebin 5 am posting without coffee
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>>147809826
There was a dorf event round on the asteroid a while back in which the main station gets hit by a bunch of meteors. And people had to be escorted to the roid station.

Problem? Unless your a miner or someone with a eva suit you were basically stuck twidling your thumbs until you can get building material. And even then if your not the kind of person who wanted to build things then you had nothing to do. Its pretty much for "I like to build" guys. So exepct to be looking at dirty untiled floors and no one getting anything done as they say DF memes and drink.

So me and some others just fucked off into space until we got to the derelict and just made an actual home there.
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>quickly set up medbay solo
>wizard comes knocking
>figure it's kill or be killed
>be killed
fair cop
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>vorena the witch will never staff of change you into a monkey
>vorena will never slowly eat your delicious monkey body
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>>147810764
I'm sorry you were my target, I had to!
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>>147810917
It's okay !
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>being atmos tech on lowpop
Comfy
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>>147811108
p i p e s
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>>147772245
I tread nonhumans like spacecarp but apparently you are supposed to treat them like monkeys, its unclear except for rule 1 of the server
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>>147776604
In theory you can cry over the radio all you want or tell sec, but in practice its a dick move to punish someone for not removing you from the round (He could have just spaced/disposaled your brain)
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>>147783329
>Be clown
>name self Revolutionary Head
>Break into tech storage for flashes
>Walk around flashing and shaking people up
>Lasered to death
good times
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STORM, EARTH AND FIRE, HEED MY CALL
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I told you guys me being wizard would be bad, I was the first to die
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>>147813148
>twoshot laser with a fast as fuck cooldown
I love wizard, it's such a balanced mode!
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Why doesn't lightning prioritize chaining shots to other people rather than looping back around on itself
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>the wild ride starts
>literally releasing people at the same rate they come in
>frantically half-treating everybody so nobody dies, leaving unconscious but living patients on the floor until there's some breathing room to revive them fully
>the other doctor is doing jack shit
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>>147813148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw
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>>147813185
It's not supposed to be balanced. It was designed with the intention of fighting an entire station, and a station should have more than 2 security guards.
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>>147813148
>upgrade it three times
>Two shots, Chains, Low cooldown
>Take MM and Jaunt to go with it
easymode
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>>147813185
>complaining about wizards being overpowered

They're supposed to be one guy versus the entire rest of the station. They have to be.
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Be sure to tune in next episode, when Captain Bluespace takes on the nefarious Dr. Wallslam!
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when doing bombs, what's the max theoretical results that you can obtain?
and what's the actual max cap?
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>>147813713
I've heard stories of over 20 dev bombs. However, our bomb maxcap is 7. If you want I can teach you how I get 7devs in game sometime.
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>>147813858
Teach him the theory of toxins instead, we've got enough kids with recipes and no appreciation running around
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>using clown spell on the clown
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>>147814568
I broke my skull trying to hit someone with my holy book due to the clumsy gene
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>>147814568
Clown was sitting on top of an assistant and the spell doesn't let you choose who to clown.
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havea good gimmick get valid'd by murderboner crew
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>>147813713
Maximum theoretical results is 32 dev. That cap is hardcoded.

The server's current bombcap is 7 dev. This cap is a server config.
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I wish you could upgrade subjugate like lightning.
Maybe upgrade it to give people drug effects on top of the drunken walk.
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>>147814560
>>147813858
yeah just tell them moles are important and let them experiment
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>>147814632
proceed to bitch and cry in OOC and the thread
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female wizards are for viciously raping
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>>147814774
>they lose their power
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>>147814797
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>>147814774
>strip her down so she can't cast spells
>rape her for the glory of nanotransen
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>>147814707
Well that would have came in with my explanation while I showed them my method, you know.
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>>147813858
thanks, but i just obtained 8/16/32
to obtain this i filtered the burned mix to obtain pure plasma, can something like this be obtained without filtering it?

>>147814657
>32 dev
dev is just the central radius, right?
so 32 dev is 32/64/128?

>>147814560
>>147814707
>>147815696
teach me senpai.
as i asked, there is a way to obtain dev 7 without filtering the burned mix or using a heater?
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>>147814843
>she took noclothes and mind transfer
>swaps into your body and rapes you with your own dick
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>>147815871
>so 32 dev is 32/64/128?
Correct. Dev is a measure of the radius of how many tiles are totally obliterated by the explosion, at the center.
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>>147815871
Heaters and freezers are the best way to hit anything over 7. You can easily min-max and the likes, but you can hit 7dev with a good burn mix without filtering it. Your main goal is to have as many moles in the reaction while hitting over the 100c ignition temp. Which means, cold oxygen, 'warm' plasma.
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>>147816025
woah, never seen that

>>147816126
could other gases be used?
it's always better to do it without the co2 in the tank?
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>>147816291
The plasma is what burns, and the oxygen fuels it, I'm pretty sure it's a waste of space to have any other oxygen and plasma. I was going to get full autistic and try and work out how to achieve the max-max dev, but I play space to get away from doing the things I do in real life so I've really half-assed it.
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>>147816498
As a side note, there's a few people on /vg/ who have spreadsheets and the likes for bombs, or even just remember how to achieve the bigger ones. I think they'd all rather people work it out on their own than baby people through it though.
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>>147815948
Mindswap is by default noclothes
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>>147817413
I want to do a 5 mindswap wizard and just constantly swap whenever anyone is in radius
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>>147816498
>>147816619
ok thanks for the tips.
by the way it seems to me that burning and filtering the gas is faster than waiting for the heater to heat the canister, i'll do more experiments to see if it's the case

>they'd all rather people work it out on their own
i see. oh well, i'll try more.
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>>147817508
Good luck, using the burn chamber is much faster yeah. Heaters are slow, especially with plasma's high heat capacity, but somewhat more accurate. However be careful with both heaters and freezers, they're buggy as hell and don't always heat/cool to what you set it at in the canister itself.
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http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=k9UD&k=vVk
BGO JOIN
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>>147810135
Shame we can't hijack the test serb for a while into a build server, really just need to turn off the auto-restart that keeps pissing on my work even when I'm in the middle of it.
I've even got just the map for it in my files.
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>>147819704
do your local test server.
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