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ummm
Shit thread, retard. Delete this.
*sees OP*
*kisses fingers*
this is one spicy meme-a-ball! mm!
mwah!
our guys soon
>>147629125
c-can I kiss your fingers?
why does it seem like the matchmaking queue just breaks sometimes? occasionally it'll go for like 5+ minutes and search forever but if I just leave the queue and requeue it pops in a minute
>>>147628794
>>>147628925
But spiidi and chris have been playing pretty decently lately. If Niko just pulled his own weight i think mouz could be fucking great.
>France
>>147628948
wtf is this op?
>kioshima was the problem
https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/750729482965835777
RiP dupreeh
why the fuck didnt i bett on mouz.....
>mfw all eliminated teams are NA CoD orgs
>>147629429
>https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/7507294>dignitas this desperate for a win
>actually poisoned dupreeh
fucking christ
>>147629567
based /csgog/
Red Guy is on the sauce again lmfao
rip my pick'em
only got dignitas right so far today
Post game questionnaire time:
How often (if ever) do you upgrade your pistol when using a rifle (snipers not included)? How often do you see teammates doing so?
stop posting ITT
this can't be the thread
there's got to be an envy lineup change, surely?
how much longer will this be allowed to continue?
I won't kill myself, yet
>>147629821
>Oh no what would I possibly donwithout my precious links (which no one EVER clicks anyway)
hmmm :/
>>147629882
loool my g I got a cobble one
>>147629848
kick devil out
????
profit
>>147629848
who can they pickup?
ex6? lol
another rookie from LDLC blue/white?
>>147629882
u have to be connected to the game through steam?
I'm just watching this major on TV
>>147629887
Fuck off retard.
>cobblestone again
they are literally all choosing cobble to devalue souveneirs, all the teams are in on it
>>147629887
fuck off retard
Both france and NA might not make it out of groups
>>147629952
there are a bunch of frenchies around, but jeez i think the whole lineup needs to split and go different directions
I think they should kick happy too
>>147629887
stay here smartie
>NA CS trying to diss EU
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_LnPzRtv3Q
>>147629961
Twitch works too
machine seems like he's the type of person to confess his undying love for every girl he is acquaintances with and is rebuked without fail and he still takes it and "tries to stay friends"
>>147629917
nice! I hope I get one on this match
>>147629961
I have two twitch tabs with 2 different accounts and a third account in-game so I have more chances of getting a drop
>>147630221
whats the procedure? not sure if my twitch is in any way linked to my steam though
machine is the type of nigga to confess his undying love for every girl he is acquaintances with and is rebuked without fail and he still takes it and "tries to stay friends"
>>147630321
>I have two twitch tabs with 2 different accounts and a third account in-game so I have more chances of getting a drop
ppl who do this have less chance at drops because god hates jews and you
>>147630221
>>147630321
got it, thanks guys
>>147630325
Gonna have you figure this puzzle out yourself senpai.
>>147629887
Fuck off, retard.
Machine is the kind of chap who had a big house and always organised sixth form parties and everyone would go there to get drunk and smoke ganja and have sex but he would never get any action himself
anime are cancer
>>147630370
>>147630321
pansy cucked him
>>147630497
just did, thanks
DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G
>>147629817
kek, I'm like the opposite. The only picks I didn't get right were the easy choices.
>>147630556
only smug moeime
>>147630556
I'll give you a (You) because I agree.
>>147630556
CSGO is an anime-friendly game.
fuck you kio you weren't the problem but you were a problem you french fuck
fucker started cheating again on faze
*fires gun*
kioshima sounds like he is mentally retarded
>>147630965
*throws flashbang*
>tfw you thought all the animebabbies would leave for OW but they are still here
tbqh kio style fits faze better they need new awper tho
this bo1 system is so retarded for esport. fucking (((they))) just want more shekkels.
>>147631003
only thing worse than anime are the people who bitch about it
you aren't even replying to anyone. starting shit for no reason
eat your own shit
can someone remove this little jason manlet?
janko and thorin are all we need
![CmsljWwWcAAvn0q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cQ25RFb.jpg "CmsljWwWcAAvn0q[1].jpg")
is there are more unflattering pic of dupreeh around?
>>147630992
"Get in Position"
european names are the most retarded thing i've ever seen
>thonging doesn't wear tie
bum
>>147631285
he think he badboy
y teams no play nhuke
>wasnt interested in this game
>remember the SK are favelas now
>get comfy
:)
>>147631232
"I must say no"
>Cobble
Kill me now senpai
>>147631202
dignitas sabotaging lmao
uuuuuuuh :/
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TOURNAMENT JUST COBBLE AND TRAIN THIS SHIT IS LEGIT SCRIPTED TO DRIVE UP COBBLE CASE SALES
>>147631368
good one brah, good one
>>147629553
Deleted
Is there a worse caster combo than pansy and blu?
>>147631537
If you get a big lead it's hard for the other team to catch up on those maps. They're safe bets for bo1.
Cobble and Pansy
Just end it please
>>147631648
i like pansy but blu is a chubby numale cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI0hAojceBg
COME ON FAZE
>>147631648
anders and semmler
need black ddk and pansy smfh
>>147631663
>If you get a big lead it's hard for the other team to catch up on those maps
Can't you say this about any map?
cute girl at the library saw the anime you fuckers
>>147631648
memeders and memeler
>>147631856
No.
Why is Spunj not streaming the game?
>>147631856
you could but you'd be wrong
>>147631932
She saw you not the anime.
Is FaZe even trying?
>>147632025
1am his time, he can't just sit in a netcafe the whole night
nice hacks fer
OH GOD PANSY MY DICK
>>147632160
I wonder if you can smell the semen on her
As a Norwegian girl this match gets me so wet. Seeing brazilians dominate these cucklets is so hot
how the fuck did the hues get this good?
serious response please because i know for a fact they dont hack
i remember them losing to shitty tier 3 NA teams like no tomorrow 2 years ago
FalleN is 100% wallhacking
>>147632402
Oh hey it's back.
>>147632457
Hacks, retard.
>>147632457
they literally are hacking
>>147632402
post ur feet babe
As a Swedish girl this match gets me so wet. Seeing brazilians dominate these cucklets is so hot
>>147632457
They didn't TACO and fnx use hacks
>>147632460
>>147632506
>>147632541
>hacking on a LAN
love this meme
>>147632457
They're not white so they must hack to be good.
In all seriousness though, I think it's because they don't have any ego issues in the team. Everyone follows Fallen and listen to his instructions plus they're all pretty serious and dedicated with practicing. Hard work pays off.
>BRs losing rounds on purpose
Hilarious.
>>147632681
>you can't hack on LAN
love this meme
did faze just teamflash?
lf some quality peepz to play with on eu east/polish or whatever servers
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YogurtNinja/
rank:mge
add me or die reeeeeeeeeee
How do we fix NA CS?
>>147632712
well yeah when you have a guy that can see through walls of course you listen to him
>>147632871
why fix it
it's hilarious
WHY THE FUCK DID HE DROP HIS AWP
>fallen
I'd make those "god tier" rotates too if I could see through walls.
>>147632871
more hues
look at tempo storm and sk
>>147628948
Just woke up. time to practice practice practice practice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8j3y8UHUnQ
>Fallen
>>147632871
Literally dismantling every NA team and putting every best player into just one, without any boosters like s1mple
Won't happen
So enjoy the NA CS
>>147632457
That's what I'm wondering too. They were around for sometime but they never achieved anything.
Even more for Immortals. They are a team of literal whos and they manage to win some lans and get good results out of nowhere.
I mean, I don't want to call cheats on anyone, but it's the most likely explanation.
>>147632920
You think nobody would have noticed he was screaming out callouts and player positions through walls on lan
>>147632969
I presume he dropped the awp early because he didn't want it to make a sound when he picked up the rifle close to aizy
but he didn't look for the rifle of his teammate b halls, so...
I don't really know
>>147632969
They are losing rounds on purpose to make the hacks less obvious.
BRs win every clutch round if you pay attention.
>>147632969
So that Faze don't get the awp
nice hacks aizy
this map is so shit
>>147632969
throwing some rounds to give them hope and then crushing them
>>147633273
Mind games too strong
How can I, as a white man, even compete?
Anyone else trusting "our" boys?
>>147633314
ye
>>147633330
you can't
>>147633356
no
have fun stroking/losing skines
tbqh Im not surprised favelas gotten this good
I though they were already good when they were keyd stars they were only good with memepass back then and improved their pools in NA coz easy money
>>147633330
first, get some hacks to get on a level playing field
>>147633330
Healthy work ethic.
>>147633356
Ayyyy
lemao!@ mouz won
fucking love my mouz
>>147633440
>keyd stars
>overpass
you mean mirage, right?
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147633503
envy just choked
mouz looked bad
>>147633356
>g2 winning last three bo3's against fnatic including dominating them with olof back
>fnatic losing to faze when faze is getting rekt by SK and g2 did well against SK
lel
>>147633504
only seen keyd stars win with overpass/inferno
>you will never be brazilian
;_;
>>147629818
Last round of half if I got the money.
What do you guys think pansy's feet smell like after a long pug?
>>147633580
>Chain logic
lmao
>>147633721
like every girls feet
Fuck sake, I hope white women don't watch CSGO...
How in God's name could they ever be sexually attracted to white men after this?
>>147633721
rotten spaghetti
lul ez skins eu shitters
>>147633632
shouldn't we be talking about kabum not keyd anyway?
http://www.hltv.org/match/2294055-fnatic-kabumtd-clutchcon-2015
they won mirage and got stomped on overpass
>>147633580
>>147633629
>fnatic losing a knock out major BO1 to literal memes
Not happening.
>>147633764
>fanboy emotional betting on bo1
lel
>>147629818
If you think they'll have helmets and you have excess money buy a p250. If you have abundant money buy tec9-5n7.
>>147633819
By not being racist trash like you.
>>147633580
>fnatic lost to shox toggling so hard that thorin made a video about
not gonna happen again mate
>wake up
>make tea
>roll some weed
>put on stream
>this fat fucking fuck is not casting
Great day already
>Monkey plushy and TriHard spam
4Head
>>147633632
you're a dumb
kabum came onto the scene with a mirage that could beat any team
they expanded their map pool, brought in taco and FNX and worked hard and slowly improved over the last 2 years
>>147634003
shox called flusha a hacker
are you saying shox is openly a hypocrite?
FalleN is so blatant it's hilarious.
>>147629818
Whenever I have enough for another comfy buy. I upgrade pistols way more often on tt than ct.
I think favelas uses sound cheats
Kioshima is literally the problem.
But not for memeus, memeus problem was being french surrender monkeys.
>fnatic will be the last team to win a major without hacks
post loadouts
pansy is even faker than anders
>That knife kill
uhhhh....gotards?...hello???
>>147634150
but he good brown guy who make tutorial vids and always have big smile and say nice encouraging things :)
VACO
lmao @ faze and smgs
not one bullet landed before sk takes the site
>FaZe
1 monkey on a monitor
>SK
5 monkeys in front of the monitors
New indicator for success?
>>147634338
you're 13 years old
Did SK save an mp9? wtf
>>147634341
She doesn't fake orgasms
Fallen's act is just that. An act. He's really a monster who abuses Taco along with FNX. Sexually.
>>147634481
nt shitty
>>147634465
>faze
1 monkey
>muslims
5 monkey
yh na
>you will never cum on VACO's mouth
why live?
reminder that Taco LITERALLY HAS A VAC BAN ON RECORD
nice game gotards
>>147634338
>Kawaii Killer sticker on M4
Good taste anon
>leave white girls to me
>>147634597
They don't call him "daddy of brazil csgo" for no reason.
He's literally fucking kids
>>147634654
Prove it.
>>147634654
Happy has a vac ban on a record and used to have a cheater on the team. They still let him play somehow.
is cold's aimbot bugged?
>>147634993
Happy is a white so it's ok.
>>147634696
>those disgusting legs
>>147635108
faggot
>>147635108
I focus way too much attention on legs. That chick has a gorgeous face, but the legs make me flacid.
legs > ass > face > tits
>>147635108
Don't worry, some day you will learn to love even the smallest of flaws.
Maybe not.
>pansy cant even comprehend that someone could come through drop
Why do they even let this slut 'cast'
>>147635370
Nice beak.
fucking hell ESL event sucks
>>147635421
is it a woman casting? I thought it was a duck lmao.
>>147635370
Damn...
Alpha as fuck. Maybe one day I could even get 1% the alphaness of fallen and his brothers
FalleN is literally wallhacking.
>>147635370
that jewish nose
>>147635421
>listening to "casters"
lmao are you 17 or something?
>am swedish
>have a latina fetish
:/
man, those dark, handsome Brazilian warriors just don't know when to stop... ploughing away like there's no tomorrow. white men appear powerless to stop it.
>>147635632
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
God seeing white men being dominated by strong brown Brazilian cock is just so fucking hot
Fnatic out in groups, pig becomes kebab.
Shox hacks too strong.
aint it still ramadan G2 should lose right
ahh shit its muslim vs muslim
WILL ASTRALIS CHOKE VS DIGGY TOMORROW?
>>147636052
ramadan ended already
>>147635754
Those brazilian bulls are quite something desu.
fucking finally TY Favelas
hey csgog! polish girl here, I'll be visiting Brazil with my church group next week but since I'm 14 and not allowed into clubs I just thought I might meet some cute brazilian boys. We can play some good csgo and you can "show me your skills" if u know what I mean ;), no cumskins please
1 cheater vs cheaters hmmm who to put money on
>train
>cobble
>train
>cobble
>train
>cobble
>train
>cobble
>>147636229
g2 don't cheat tho
>>147636229
french cheats are remarkably exquisite this year m'lord.
>>147636189
>>147635893
>>147635754
neck yourself you braindead nigger
>>147636179
How long are you gonna hold onto it?
Can BRs be our guys?
>>147636575
they cheat so of courseand fags who are beta as fuck will enjoy BR dicks as well
>>147636575
maybe
>it's another train episode
Stop
>>147636302
>>147636575
no because gamers2 they are our guys
>>147636363
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!!
>>147636575
Monkeys are reddit, so no.
>>147636738
Flush(a) yourself already.
>it's another csgog don't remember fallen and fnx being god-tier at 1.6 episode
lol.
not everyone who plays csgo is a csgo babby. ^^
Two fucking days of
>train
>cobble
>train
>cobble
CSGO is vomit inducing. Only ASSFAGGOTS are more repetetive and they only have one map.
>>147636415
maybe a month or two let everyone finish undercutting eachother
>>147636897
there are only newfags here, those fuckers don't even know what cs 1.5 is.
Just in time for our guys match.
Go Fnatic!
>>147636897
so was niko
MOGA
O
G
A
>Luminosity & SK Gaming are no longer eligible to compete in our first season due to roster changes that do not comply with @EL rules
GET RECKED HOLY SHIT
https://twitter.com/minsikko/status/750751598603894785
>bo1
>top form g2
>out of shape fnatic
>gambit gets legendary status
>fnatic will get knocked out in a best of one
>kill me
It was fun while it lasted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XVQBZiKBD4
Min-Sik Ko @minsikko 4m4 minutes ago Cologne, Germany
Luminosity & SK Gaming are no longer eligible to compete in our first season due to roster changes that do not comply with @EL rules
>>147637392
http://www.e-league.com/news/2016/7/6/eleague-last-chance-qualifier
RENEGADES BACK IN THE TOURNAMENT
Holy shit Chad is probably pissed
>>147637392
Sellout monkeys deserve it.
>>147637538
will based spunj be back?
>>147636823
>>147637721
I literally don't know
He might have to come back to comply with the rules lol
https://twitter.com/sapphiReCSGO/status/750753121018769408
>>147637538
Nah, Spunj doesn't really want to play anymore.
He's been talking about renegades while casting major and he pretty much thinks he couldn't contribute to the team for a while and has completely droped off in quality of play. It seems like quitting was a planned decision for him compared to somebody like Maniac who got told to fuck off.
tfw filtered
>>147637728
I think everyone has filtered this sad weeb at this point.
>Train again
FUCK THIS MAJOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's train again
WHO'S READY FOR THAT THICK OLOF DICK TO PLOW THROUGH THE FAGUETTES?
I KNOW I AM, LADS
>>147637392
>>147637538
holy shit it's real what the actual fuck
how blatant is shox gonna be this game?
>G2 getting destroyed in warm up
how is this a competitive game when everyone wallhacks
>>147637857
I know he hasn't been feeling it, but if he has to come back for the boys he probably will
Ex SK getting fucked too kind of sucks, it's not their fault their org dropped them. CLG get their spot in the LCQ too
