>>147569368
At least it's the correct board
1st for reddit
xth for incoming vac wave
Condolences gotards. You had a good run.
>>147570085
>active players vs registered players
stupid overwatchniggers
>>147570408
about 80% of csgo users are bots, smurfs, or banned accounts.
>>147570554
I can also make bullshit statements; About 80% of overwatch users quit a week after release.
>>147570554
80% is blatantly an extreme exaggeration, and beyond that there are absolutely none of those accounts in overwatch at all ever then?
Post loadouts
>>147570957
you're 13 years old
new player here, what's the most optimal mouse settings? I'm using 4000 dpi and 2.5 sensitivity.
>>147570957
>not even the m4a4 asiimov
It's like you don't want to win.
>>147571238
16000 dpi 5 in game sen
>>147571238
I've been using 1.2@600dpi for a while and I like it desu
>>147571105
It's not like most of my skins came from bets made by thirteen year old kids or anything
>>147571354
But my M4 Asiimov doesn't have a StatTrak counter
>>147571238
Has to be at least twice that.
Consider buying a mouse with 8000dpi and you'll be fine.
>>147571356
my mouse only goes up to 8000 dpi
>>147571482
>It's not like most of my skins came from bets made by thirteen year old kids or anything
nice damage control
if you had any taste at all you'd sell them and buy some actual good skins
neck yourself
>>147571580
Or I could horde them now and sell them when I really need the money
>>147571562
youll never make it
>>147571356
>>147571506
>>147571720
I feel like I'm being trolled desu. I'll just go to reddit :^).
I hit a sick 360 of heaven on cash :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sIc836qXG4
>>147570957
no one gives a fuck you autist
see man drivin a german whip
Guardian or JDM for Sniper tomorrow?
Both could have long games.
>>147570957
God awful edgelord names
>>147572517
blacked out window leanin back
>>147570957
it's a little empty because i sold all my extra skins and skins for guns i don't use so i can "invest" in cologne stickers when they go on sale
>>147570957
>literally using nerf guns
kys m8
So, after today's display, can anyone stop the brazilian freight train?
>>147573940
our guys gamers2
>>147573970
With shoxie and Scream playing like they did today? I'd rather bank on Na'Vi improving as the tournament goes on than G2 keeping their form from the last tournaments.
Yee_lmao is leaking shit again.
https://twitter.com/Yee_lmao1
>>147574701
literally our guy back at it
>>147574701
>Phantoml0rd
who care...
yo I gotta go for a bit
hold the conversation until I get back bros
>fnatic going out in groups
>/vg/ in flames
>>147577662
why would /vg/ be "in flames"
fnatic is reddit's team
baka mouz literally lost because of technical pause
and they keep begging to take espurts seriously foh
post yfw experiencing 144hz for the first time
>>147578020
me face when I'm still garbage after buying 144hz
>>147578020
Mous or nv magog?
aight guys I'm back
what's up
actually I think I'm gonna run and get something to eat real quick so hold that thought
>>147571580
LOOOOOL
>my taste in pixels on digital weapons is so mature
![stdin_snapshot_00.00_[2016.07.02_22.06.44].png](https://i.imgur.com/pkVlCQm.jpg "stdin_snapshot_00.00_[2016.07.02_22.06.44].png")
>>147579190
literally my bf
Who's worse, Deman or Blu?
>26 posters
hahaHAHAH nice "thread" you got there
>steel actually streaming a real game
>>147577763
What is the peoples team of /v/?
>csgolotto thing
so are they going to jail or will everyone forget about it
>>147582284
if someone with money sues they can fuck them up
but I doubt that will happen
>>147581575
i like that our general is small. it's comfy~
![stdin_snapshot_09.22_[2016.07.05_20.10.42].png](https://i.imgur.com/8dhyD6t.jpg "stdin_snapshot_09.22_[2016.07.05_20.10.42].png")
>go to steels chat
>act toxic
>still haven't been banned
who here /risk taker/?
g2 too damn predictable with cobble bruh
I think ill skip our boys vs muslims
should i buy ncg premium?
yeah i fornicate with foreign hoes that i date like every day
guys isn't cologne a majority muslim city?
aren't they going to blow up the major...?
>>147586056
If favelas don't win the terrorists will blow up the stadium
>>147586260
not if our guys g2 can help it
>>147582923
>watching this stream
k
y
s
>>147586056
cologne is one of the gayest playest in europe
even gayer than berlin
>>147585089
mouz are the muslims right
>>147587901
no g2
CHICKEN FUCKING COOP
>>147589360
XDD *upvote*
What is this get ticket thing under people's profiles
lmao csgojackpot is still up
I missed Day 1 of the major familia. was it lit or nahhh?
>>147592595
Just watch the YouTube highlights, it was average as far as sick frags go
Liquid will win this major
I don't understand how steel the retarded jew that loses games to EU silvers, pulls twice the viewers daddy dazed does.
>>147593093
dazed is too much of a grumpypants for me
>>147593093
both are whiny neurotic jews
neck yourself
Just got an ace bois
>>147594386
i am unimpressed
The UMP is my spirit animal.
>>147594804
you're a cheap imitation of the best?
I just read the thing about gambling, is easy to spot the scam when you see them winning big bets but opening like 300 gamma cases and not getting a single knife kek.
>>147595805
this is some good insight. I've never thought about it like that
This is a record of your official competitive matchmaking performance in Active Duty maps during this Operation.
Competitive 3-Kill Rounds: 246
Competitive 4-Kill Rounds: 47
Competitive 5-Kill Rounds: 3
Competitive Kills: 6156
Competitive MVPs: 786
Competitive Match Wins: 210
>>147597058
>playing MM
i push my fingers into my ____
>>147597405
b site
>>147597405
That song is pretty powerful live desu.
>>147597405
Boipussy~
>>147597580
yeah the lyrics really speak to me
ne1 wanna play some dotes before esports
I got a cologne souvenir package. Do I open it or sell it? It's like worth $15 bucks
>>147600136
Always open
Always post results
Do Gambit or CLG have any chance of winning today?
>>147601273
>gambit
Yeah
>clg
No
guys my gf is upstairs sleeping right now
she didn't want to have sex last night what should I do
>>147601273
for a sex i thought they were playing eachother and had a solid lol =D
>want to sign up for NCG for daddy Dazed's soothing voice
>if i sign up i pretty much have to use their DMs since it's free skins
>fragshack has all the good players, better spawns, and a rotating map server
help help!~
>>147601757
if I had the opportunity, I would choke the life out of you
>tfw you get so pissed off you literally wish you could go outside and shoot a nigger
Also real nigga hours
>>147602294
we should be allowed to go into prisons and freely beat on tied up blacks as additional punishment for them
>>147600561
i realize i didnt have enough for a key so i sold it. when did keys get so expensive? literally $1 more than before
souvenirs cases dont have keys do they
![[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.49_[2015.08.12_22.48.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ohh3slU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Himouto! Umaru-chan - 05 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_21.49_[2015.08.12_22.48.22].jpg")
>>147602719
>>147602786
>>147602719
>didnt have enough for a key
>>147602786
do they really don't? I tried to open another of my cases in case I wanted to sell the souvenir and didnt have enough money. oh well
LOUNGE SUDDENLY CANT GET MY INVENTORY FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS
>there are """""""""""""""""""'''''''''''people"""""""""""""""""""""""""''''''' itt that actually bought sk stickers
>literally paying subhumans to cheat
explain yourselves
ded haz moobs
>>147603416
People still bet on lounge? pmsl
>>147570957
I only really like skins on my pistols..
i fuck with savages you a fuccboi you cant hang
144hz GOTV is fucking incredible
>>147578020
I'm global with 60hz. How did 144hz help you? :>
>>147604158
you have a serious case of poor, sorry anon~~
>>147604541
>entire screen dedicated to twitch chat
what
>>147604541
twitch chat is like 10 seconds ahead
get spoiled
>>147605124
really? mine's 10 seconds behind
why is asstralis such a memeteam?
was gonna bet my wasteland rebel glock on gambit but lounge won't take gamma skins
FUCK YOU
>hey guys lets just play slow, only move in when there are 30 secs left
>whoops we dont have time to plant the bomb :^)))
loving this meme
All in g2, if they go out in groups I don't want to live anyways
astralis more like australis because they're so bad LMAO
Pray for me. I'm opening it.
>>147605635
hurry up u slut
me and my gf just had sex guys :)
>>147605635
>>147605714
[regret intensifies]
>>147605794
buy another one off the market and open it, you're in too deep now you need to keep opening until you turn a profit
how is this gla1ve guy so good
>>147605829
this is bad advicee~~
>>147606071
nah don't be a pussy man up and earn that money back
>>147606071
>~
weeb detected
Boy, betting sure is easy.
>adreN is on fire
bet liquid is regretting kicking him
lmao I knew these beta danes are shit
dupreeh's display pic makes him look like an albino nigger
EVERYTHING
Fat slavic cock.
why is astralis, the team with the #1 player in the world, dev1ce, so bad, magog?
>be fnatic
>beg for higher prizepool for a year long
what happened doooe
E V E R Y T H I N G
>tfw you doubted the sex god
>>147606359
You're too fast anon.
EVERYTHING
LETS FUCKING GO
>>147606404
lol no coldzera is the #1 player in the world
>he put his money on danecucks
deserved tb h
>bet on both danecucks
I'm afraid magog
Someone breastfeed me the EVERYTHING meme, please!
>>147606503
#1 player who isn't a cheating favela*
>>147606556
>betting on teams when they're at their worst in 2~ years.
How much did you win, friends? Surely you didn't doubt.
>>147606610
b-b-b-b-but cuck meme gaming minus jdm
somebody post some pics of stinky anime feet pls
Hooch is cute. CUTE
>betting on beta boys
these crackas can only play online at home bitch ass niga
>>147606404
Because Karrigan flat out sucks, Xyp sucks without cheats, and Dupreeh is inconsistent.
>>147606587
except device cheats as well
![stdin_snapshot_53.56_[2016.07.06_21.50.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/iy7kNfG.jpg "stdin_snapshot_53.56_[2016.07.06_21.50.31].png")
>>147606674
dead inside
>>147606643
$43 from $13
![stdin_snapshot_04.50_[2016.07.06_02.49.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/TXdwNa7.jpg "stdin_snapshot_04.50_[2016.07.06_02.49.31].png")
>i just want to go and hug my guys
:3
>tfw my moobs stick out even more than Hooch's
u_u;
>>147606767
girls feet pls not this crap
>>147606789
r u cute? post pics
adren again with major buffs
who will defend your skinnys?
>>147606823
rrrrr and dlez???
for some reason im hoping that clg will win against dignishits
>>147606892
muh skins are safe
>>147606767
lose some weight
>>147606927
timestamp on soles qt
jdm is prob the best player without cheats
>>147605794
>bitching about getting a dosia skin
id/firdouis
>>147606970
Yeah all in on clg since they have jdm to carry do it anon
>>147606985
>>147607012
Uhhhh that's not me its Delzy.....
E V E R Y T H I N G
Good morning, csgog!
>>147607015
jdm would be nothing without the op awp
>>147606970
jdm is so fucking good at awping. But christ is he ever useless without it.
Everytime CLG got stomped jdm would be bottomfragging with like 4 kills.
>>147606892
78% dignitas vs 23% CLG
Really wanna bet on CLG, after yesterdays performance..
>>147607269
yeah no shit because they couldnt build an eco up to keep buying him an awp
>>147607305
yeah but dig on cobble
id fuck tariks lil sister desu
>>147607305
>dignigs close with asstralicks
>cuck logic gayming close with gambit
>gambit smashed asschokecucks
.....
Tarik is turkish ? Nice for him to play a major in his home country.
That's it, I had to turn it off.
I started to feel sick from cringing
>>147607374
Yes..? that is what I was implying anon.
![stdin_snapshot_01.02.40_[2016.07.05_23.47.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/TewZ7UC.png "stdin_snapshot_01.02.40_[2016.07.05_23.47.14].png")
>>147607493
>>147607493
>cringing
Back to twitch chat with you
>>147607447
i see you
also when will tarik finally become NA's "star" player
why were people ever hyping up tarik as potentially moving to c9?
why would c9 be interested in him?
he's completely unremarkable as a player and utterly forgettable as a personality.
why were people talking about him?
>>147607553
No, I'm allowed to post here too
>>147607557
He nearly was in earlier/mid 2015. Best non-c9 player in NA at least.
But he's fallen off since then.
>>147607606
No, actually, you're NOT. Get this through your thick fucking skill, kid: you're finished here. Leave this fucking thread and never come back.
How am I meant to afford all these stickers?
>>147607578
he played much much better at major than any of C9's current player
>>147607692
lol no
>>147607712
wait for sunday
I love how the casters are subtly shitting on CLG and designating all their past success and praise to JDm
>>147607772
I only want bronze so maybe i'll wait for them to be 30c on market. but how do i get steam $?
>>147607840
>falling for gabes jewing
good goy
>>147607878
I need muh dortios
what the fuck was tht
>>147607073
I bought it because it was a Dosia skin, I was hoping for a different skin tho. Something.. Something NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING SHIT.
>>147607781
Since the end of summer 2015 when CLG has won, it was largely due to jdm. Occasionally someone else might step up, Hazed, Cutler, Tarik. But the majority of the time jdm was leading them in kills, adr, openings, clutches, etc.
His stats however are not as high as you'd expect because whenever CLG lost hard, jdm would be doing terrible (largely because he wouldn't be able to keep the awp ever)
While it's bad that whenever they lost he'd be doing poorly, it was jdm that allowed them to win vs teams of equal/higher level.
Also they have pita as a stand-in right now, who is terrible.
There's no reasonable way CLG will win any games vs non-shit teams now.
The only possible way is if one of the core 3 show up hard (even then it might take 2 now)
its come to the point where if i see someone with 4 kills within 12 rounds I just leave
i hate this game. i hate the players on this game. and i hate memers. goodbye csgog its time to start betting again
>>147608095
Great analysis. I agree, CLG's success depended mostly on JDM's ability to keep the awp. Great read. They're getting rekt.
>>147608239
see you on a week
>>147608239
git gud
So why do so many pros prefer the M4A4?
This may not be applicable because CLG is mostly using M4A4 and they're getting raped.
Basically... M4A4 v M4a1S? You thoughts?
>>147608323
Long range/short range. Less bullets/more bullets
>>147608323
they all fall for m4a4 meme
>>147608323
Its personal preference m8...
they are on the same lvl.
Seangares could get any girlfriend he wants, why does he go with a roastie asian? Why is there a general correlation between rich handsome white men and ugly asians?
>>147608519
White """"women""" are subhuman degenerate trash.
>>147608323
M4a1-s = Reddit
M4a4 = /csgog/
>>147608519
Because he [spoilers] loves her [/spoilers]
>without being on worldstar
kek
Inb4 CLG disband
DAN
http://www.hltv.org/news/18207-james-bardolph-banned-from-future-esl-events
>>147608709
THESE HOES AIN'T LOYAL
>>147608708
>tfw Koosta is out on the street and begs Liquid for his spot back
>>>147608519
>konfig doesnt hack
Bane?
CONFIRMED BANE CASTING
>>147608709
>literally dropping bane meme
>getting steamrolled so hard the casters banepost at you
my sides
James?
>>147609120
>>147609105
>>147609127
how did he banepost ?
blast from the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3vkL1nxQDI
>>147609148
He was imitating Bane it was pretty funny
>>147608887
>koosta joining liquid has ruined his life
>koosta joining liquid has ruined liquid and alienated simple who hated not being a main AWP
Hiko is a pure genius.
>>147609148
twitch tv/esl_csgo/v/76514416?t=02h40m18s
LMFAO
what did he mean by this?
>NA CS
HAHAHHAAHAH YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>147609324
>i will destroy your mind, then your body
>play that dramatic tarik clip
>proceeds to get trashed
lmao
tenzki
more like
10zski
LOL
Let's get this show on the road
>NA CS
holy crap CLG kys
I lol'd when Koosta just kinda lingered at his station instead of getting up instantly like his teammates
I'd love to know what's going through his head.
>clg
>>147609404
>>147609409
koosta looks like super beta
grats csgog, ive found someone more beta than you guys
>>147609374
Tarik's life is going to be awful once he loses his csgo "job"
what the FUCK was that, burgers?
>>147609374
gotta make us feel sorry for refugees its germany bruh
No matter who I bet on in this next game they're going to lose...
I'm betting on Guardian, everyone else be sure to max on NiP
