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it's not fair
Hey speedbois! Anything worth catching up on? No way I was watching or following this thread during the holiday weekend.
>>147538450
agdq 2012 was based
Greetings from Sweden!
>>147538450
we'll always have 2013
;_;
>>147538450
the red couch was the heart and soul of gdq
>>147538652
speaking of werster, what's Mike89 up to these days? still running games and girlfriends?
>>147538756
damn. you actually made me miss a fucking couch. screw you anon... ;_;
Who is this cute boy?
With the pace of the thread, I take it this doggy is ded. Sad.
It was fun while it lasted friendos.
>>147539186
knitler
just kill this run already
>>147538546
sgdq stinks
How was the kotor run?
>tfw when gdqs have gotten so bad it isn't even fun to shitpost about them anymore
Who was on the couch for Dracula X?
>>147539386
i miss kornheiser memes the most tbqh
>>147539208
some /v/aggot started pushing GDQ threads several months ago, that's why
I want to stick my dick in the whaletits
jesus fucking christ my DICK IS HARD
is fun still banned?
Goddamn this shit is boring this year.
When's ESA?
>>147539880
uyama about to lay the smackdown on the retard talking to the wall
>>147540053
25th
>>147540053
I'm literally rewatching GDQ 2013 speedruns on youtube right now.
>>147538450
SGDQ2013 was the peak and the end.
what a retarded donation
>open stream for castlevania block
>suddenly 80% of donations talking about some Alice person
what the shit is going on? literally donating specific amts for this "alice" thing. am i getting meme'd on or...???
>>147540115
Fuck that interfers with evo. Guess it gives me something to watch on sunday because I sue as hell won't be watching marvel, melee or early access v.
>>147540406
no evo is 17th from 15th
HYPE
Y
P
E
>>147540341
Some dad said that his piece of shit daughter donated her piggy bank to cancer and aww kids are so cute she totally 100% did this I'm not seeking confirmation from strangers online because my daughter is really shit
>A GOOD SNACK FOR SPEEDRUNNING IS A JAR OF MAYONNAISE
>>147538450
I remember when Cosmo was great to watch..
>>147540525
So if you paint your nails does that mean you're gonna end up being a tranny?
>>147540463
Huh guess I got the date from a previous year in my mind.
>you now realize there are people who eat mayonaise without anything else straight from a jar
>>147540627
I'm not surprised. Completely disgusted, but not surprised.
>>147540481
k e k
e
k
>>147540627
>being not american
>>147538450
>trihex in almost every picture
bring him back
>this heart and UI shape
Fuck why do they stretch a 4:3 game?
MY
AU
TISM
>>147540789
This is my countries cuisine though, I am still disgusted by the mayonaise thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8t842jpOGg
When does Narcissa run zelda??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
>>147541083
when she gets rid of that oppressive thing between her legs
I'm bored.
What's the real estimate? Castlevania is so boring
>>147540940
Bavarians are not germans.
Are the viewer numbers and donations collected small enough again to be back in a comfy social room?
>>147541402
I'm from Munich
>>147540525
fuck, he looks so normal here
wish he would stop his insanity
what does his ex-gf think of his trannyfication? they broke up before that though right?
>>147541541
no, and even if it was, it's too late to fix this mess
>>147541541
coziness and intimacy never ever
gotta have those safe spaces
>>147541232
suck my dick /v/tard
anyway have the answer?
best run yet
>>147541710
adrian is part of why it happened
>>147541260
is that 2016 SGDQ OC i see?
Why is this shit allowed? This isn't even a speedrun wtf?
what a beast
>>147541879
details please. is he also a furry now too?
>tfw getting literally trolled by frame perfect RNG
IT'S NOT FAIR NOTHING WILL EVER BRING COSMO BACK
>>147542140
maybe he'll realize he made a mistake and that just because you paint your nails doesn't mean you should be a girl
>>147542140
>>147541541
what a nice dream
Oh SGDQ is ongoing? How is it so far?
>>147542352
devoid of fun, cringe-based or otherwise.
>>147541786
sorry
shes in the back cleaning off a case of pre run solyent, runs happening next
>>147542352
it's ded yo
>>147542352
It's not fun, and not cringe, or uncomfortable, nor is it upsetting, it's materialized indifference.
>>147541880
Yes
This got the better face after I did the rest.
I didn't watch everything post new SDGQ 2016 memes
>>147542214
>"cosmso is not gay"
>that deep embrace
>paints fingernails
>shows buttplug on stream
>is emotionally unstable
>"What if Zelda was a girl?"
All the signs were there.
>>147541879
pls tell me more, i thirst for drama
>tfw you just want it to be Friday so you can watch Pie kick some butt in Mario Maker.
>>147542771
she was just a gigantic SJW leech
>>147542352
An empty shell of its former self after coorperaton Mike U. sucked all the life out of it.
>>147542619
Keep it up man, we need some tasty OC here instead of all the negativity.
>>147542718
A 14 year old """genderfluid""" let his 3DS die during his run.
>boring shit, turn off stream
>turn on 10 hours later
>it's still castlevania
>>147542771
>>147542949
that guy was 14 wtf? was he mainlining testosterone or something
>>147542949
I can barely bring myself to watch this boring event. All the games I might have fun with are deep in the night for me.
>>147542908
yes, but details pls
>>147542923
what a finish
I still wonder how you even get a body shape like that.
>>147542991
his smile is so fucked up
>>147543142
Reminder to sit up straight
>>147542923
does anyone have the pepe with the butt like him?
>>147542991
Holy shit, they really destroyed each other.
>>147540589
Can I get one fucking reply, that's all I ask, one (you), come the fuck on.
>>147540589
no.
>>147543039
From his twitch bio:
"About Me
Hey, I'm EeveeSpirit, and I do speedruns of mainly New Super Mario Bros. 2.
I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you."
>>147543490
sometimes i feel like i want to kill myself am i suicide fluid
>>147543490
>14
what do you do as a parent realistically i feel so bad
>>147543467
blindrom is not the real rom he is just a faker
jesus fucking christ just give up with this you blindfolded cumstain
holy shit please mercy kill this already
WHY DON'T THEY HELP HIM
This was a really impressive run up until this.
Really hope it isn't over.
What is the purpose of this other than to kill time?
Come on, he completely messed up everything, just tell him he's really messed up and help him or mercy kill.
>>147543734
because it's a blindfold run you fucking dumbass
might as well take his blindfold off
This guy is FUCKING UP right now.
Do you guys even watch or just gossip all day?
>>147543734
To keep the run "pure"
>people not enjoying speedrunners fail and squirm
its like you guys are watching this for the first time
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
Either help him or just remove the fucking blindfold.
>de choke
If at least he had a good speaking voice.
Petite Latino Gets Fucking Pounded While Blindfolded!
>doing a blind speedrun in a game where you can get lost
the absolute madman
Someone call an ambulance
this man is choking to death
>literally just telling him where he is
lmao rip run
>Romscout is srg's boy
lmfao bitch ass
>>147538271
Just finished Sonic 2 in 18 minutes, new personal best
This was the only speedrun I wasn't paying attention to today and of course it's the one with things happening
uhh
>Absolutely Baffled
>Absolutely Baffled
>Absolutely Baffled
>>147542483
you are seriously fucking autistic and should give real thought to killing yourself instead of being a faggot drain on society.
>NEVER
>HAPPENED
>BEFORE
>"This has *NEVER* happened before"
I fucking love SGDQ
You think he's gonna get laid to rest after this run
wonderful, finally something fun happens at this shitfest
you fags should be watching rn
>>147544202
cosmo can i have a hit of ur vape
B I N G O
>It was the controller
HOLY SHIT WTF
>no reserver controller
wtf
What kind of runner and event tis this?
Top kek
Alright that was totally not his fault
Is this the first blindfold speedrunner that fucked up this bad?
> blames broken controller
Just mercy kill this garbage
>the controller was broken the whole time
pretty good desu senpai
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>147544420
the dude without 3ds charger
>T-THIS CONTOLLER IS TOTALLY NOT DOING WHAT I WANT IT TO!!!
Lapis la zoo li or laz you lie?
>>147544545
>>147544443
trying too hard
I think being able to look at the menus without a blindfold is reasonable, just have the actual gameplay be blindfolded
This looks tedious
One more for the highlight reel
>>147544559
>you lie
i have never heard that one
>>147544617
t. romscouts mom
>tfw this shitfest of a memerun has been the best run this whole event
>>147544703
I don't have time to make those
How much time did he actually lose there? 20 minutes?
>>147544629
This is a jrpg, in jrpgs the menuing is most of the gameplay.
>>147544138
good job man
>>147543610
Honestly shit like this makes me want to not have kids. I don't think I could deal with the stress.
That being said I'm a giant loser who speedruns, so I don't have to worry about that.
is speedrunning still a meme?
>>147544929
depends what you speedrun
>>147544871
Well that's a great generalization and all but the majority of this particular game is clearly gameplay
is this real life?
>>147544815
Closer to 10 i think
romscout wrecks the on schedule time so far
>>147545016
super mario maker
>>147544559
It's Bob
I'm not watching until qt announcer comes back, watching thread let me know when it happens and please don't troll me in advance, I'm not up to it at all I'm really wondering where she is right now and who she's with
>"""""""""""""""""""blindfold""""""""""""""""""" run
>>147545246
it's his late revenge for getting fired
>>147545278
What's your best super expert streak and expert streak before and after super expert patch?
>>147545278
you could do so much worse, dont feel bad senpai
is walking against walls part of the run?
>>147545842
no, he does it so hes absolutely sure where he is
>>147545842
He does it to measure where he needs to be.
>>147545842
Of courshe!
>>147545842
No, he does it to piss off autists.
>>147546053
CRASHING THIS SCHEDULE
>>147545016
Medevil
>tfw almost all the og speed runners are no longer with us...
That was somehow impressive
>>147546450
I miss Lee
and Mr. K
>>147546450
iktf.....
>>147545108
Don't forget the 15 minute setup time.
Though chances are they'll rush setup. They'll just have to do that for the next few runs too. I'm about to go to work, and I bet they'll be back on schedule by the time I get home.
>>147546450
>even trihex rather goes to e3 and evo for muhlay
awesome run! enjoyed every minute of it.
ZFG1 IS LIVE
I REPEAT
ZFG1 IS LIVE
romscout fucking up on purpose because he KNOWS he can't be mercy killed
owned faggots. you can't mess with a twitch admin
>>147546626
people still care about trihex?
I miss tompa
>>147546851
I would really prefer you be quiet
>i play super smash bros
>>147547109
can you stop?
Who the fuck is Alice?
based feasel
>>147547387
an entity as real and as lulzy as daddy :^)
no fucking way feasel has a tattoo?
>>147547460
feasel's hair is so crazy
I love him but that hair
>tfw GDQ will never EVER again be as comfy as it was during 2011-2013
>tfw no week long bonus marathons
>tfw no comfy audience shenanigans
>tfw no good runners
>tfw no closely knit community with good spirit
Instead we get
>stupid meme games all day long, except a few good ones during American peak viewer hours
>way too many races/blindfolded runs/other gimmic shit that isn't interesting or fun to watch
>jewery
feasel looks like he should be wearing brothel creepers and a bowling shirt
>>147547387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw08Py5nz1w
>>147547754
>knit
please dont remind me
>>147547754
why not host a comfy srg marathon? if you like small communities that is.
>>147547934
Fly over to Europe
>>147547848
feasel looks like he should be playing bowling
>yfw all the extra venue space this year and a smaller turnout than 2011-13
how much do they pay these runners?
so much setup/sellout time
just fking have 2 stages next to each other and give us gameplay
>people have spent 5 years playing platformers
>gaining no work experience aside from cashier or less
>they will be in their mid30's soon enough
>their entire 20's will have been a complete waste of time
>it's another indie platformer episode
This one will be different right?
this looks like a really bad mobile game
>>147548174
at least guacamelee is next
>>147548174
>meanwhile mischief makers never again
>it's another white speedrunner
>shitty indie platformer
>played by a br
Looking forward to ESA
wolfenstein run any good? as in glitches/tricks or is it just a fast lp
>>147548559
Very boring. Pretty much a fast LP.
>>147548446
I just saved that image
>>147548559
Somewhat entertaining due to the player/couch.
I think there were maybe 1 or 2 glitches/tricks.
>>147548446
You could've actually picked a run where the runner was white for your memeing.
>>147548654
ty just as i suspected
>>147548160
you're forgetting about one thing: they could make it big as a fulltime speedrunner
>>147548828
>wanting to be an entertainer
Pathetic.
>>147547754
ESA
S
A
Does this fucking monkey even speak english lmao
How many viewers does one need to make a living streaming on twitch?
>have a guy with a ridiculous english accent
>let some autismo talk the entire time
quality decisions being made here
>it's an indie furry pandering Sonic clone with a stupid gimmick episode in SGDQ-viral marketing block.
>>147548160
you're underestimating how many speedrunners are going to school or already have successful careers.
>>147548084
This venue looks way smaller than last years.
>It's an "I haven't prepared my commentating to match up with my gameplay" episode
>>147548439
i might submit it to ESA next year!
>developing a game with speedrunner concerns in mind
Guess you gotta please all 12 people of your 400 purchases.
>>147548781
Did you not hear where he is from? He is clearly white
>>147549048
And probably developed by a autistic furry
Is there someone sitting on Skype talking?
>>147549063
>going to school
>ever a viable excuse
>have a successful career
If it involves sponsorships, advertisements, or speedrunning itself, it's not a successful career.
>>147549269
I mean a career that doesn't involve playing video games.
and having hobbies while going to school is fine.
>>147549109
please do you'd make me very happy
what is this furry game
why does sonic look so weird
Why do they keep doing these dev calls for GDQs? They're always so fucking awkward.
why is there such a high correlation between sonic and autism
not even a joke, it attracts them like flies
>>147549243
it's one of the developers
>>147549457
you know why
>>147549457
source?
>>147548654
>>147548746
how about the amnesia run? pretty disappointed that it's glitchless but was it good regardless?
>>147549130
The idea that a developer patches something that works fine in order to make it more consistent or friendly for speedrunners is so shitty
To everyone saying that this game is furry sonic bait,this game has like 30 minutes of voiced cutscenes that are worse than you'd think
>>147549553
running right? collecting rings? going fast?
>>147549457
battits
>>147549570
It wasn't actually glitchless. They used a few bugs through the run and people were bitching a lot. Should have been named No Out of Bounds% instead. Very boring and you couldn't see shit most of the time, screen was too dark.
>It's a "Referencing in-jokes that all of 3 people speedrunning the game know" episode
>>147549685
>cool guy with shades sitting in the corner of the room being badass and cool able to save everyone if he wanted and has a superpower, plus is a furry
>>147549213
>OP waifu character has orange hair and is flegmatic ((+ a furry) + an autistic memename "Milla" )
Yep, Definitely an autistic furry.
>>147549658
I would make sure every glitch speedrunners used in my game took an autistic amount of practice and counterintuitive effort so that beating my game in half an hour is the exact same feeling as sitting on a dragon dildo.
>>147549829
Fun fact it was actually a sonic fangame turned full.
Main character is actually a dragon with dash, and a cat with a bike. Srsly.
humbly requesting that kirbymastah is removed as his presence flares up my autism
>>147549918
HE DOESNT EVEN DO ANYTHING :(
>>147549829
>autistic memename "Milla"
is the 'female' developer in this situation a tranny?
>>147550090
I'd put 10 bucks on that being the case.
>>147550090
Her name is Narcissa, you white cis male
Why can indie developers never keep their fetishes away from the game?
has naeg been talking shit about this event or has he stopped now he knows how fucking hard it is
>>147550271
how fucking hard what is? naeg also isnt even at the event
