shiv edition
first for hot links
sgdq general
There is FORTY MORE MINUTES of the LoZ-equivalent of watching a guy play Mario Party by himself.
Literally why is the couch there
They bring nothing but shitty ironic puns
I havent yawned this much in years, christ this GDQ is boring
>tfw the GDQ's are just gonna become worse and worse
:/
any cute single girls hmu I want to get married before I die
雪のハイラル
>>147479079
They just need to have a couple designated autist rooms
it's a tranny isn't it, the tas maker
just power through boys, the runs coming up and the runners are top tier
Seriously is ANY of our boys gonna be on the event?
All beta nu-males with boring commentaries so far
why is 0x so FUCKING savage
>>147481357
cosmo
>>147481659
That's not savage
STILL 20 MINUTES OF THIS
>>147481654
>our
nobody wants to associate with you faggot
>>147481659
who?
>>147481724
ur right
it's FUCKIGN savage
天上の世界
>>147482109
死にたい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9Omlh2GIc I can't believe they banned Blueglass over THIS! All he did was accept a donation from /srg/...
I hope punmaster doesn't sit on the couch next game
what a fucking boring human being
>>147482335
even associating with SERG is grounds for a ban nowadays..
>>147482298
nah, you dont
>>147482579
i really do
post things that are better than serg
i'll start:
/v/erg
>>147482915
anime
>>147482915
then fucking go back there
>>147482335
>>147482413
Reminder: this is why /srg/ is a containment zone.
>>147482915
For You.
THE SNOREFEST IS FUCKING FINALLY OVER
>>147483000
Fuck Cyghfer. I hope Controllerhead fucked up his NES good.
>green fuck
uyama bout to bring out the dick
>>147483135
AND NOW THE NEXT SNOREFEST CAN BEGIN
what are they doing to that poor gentleman AHHHH
http://pastebin.com/Q9wLuNMg
lmao
>>147483254
is bioshock that bad?
>>147482915
sda forums
>>147483351
isn't it abuse two plasmids: the game?
Our boi spike is wearing a nice shirt
why would you have spikevegeta do itws ever
he's struggling to maintain eye contact
so which ending is faster for bioshock, evil or good?
>hahah let me do a cute voice while reading donations xD XDXDXDDDD
I imagine that this girl looks like missharvey from the csgo "pro" scene but she's the voice is probably deceiving
What's with all the SpikeVegeta shilling? He's a mediocre runner that been playing nothing but mediocre, low skill modern nintendo games, started those absurd circlejerking streams "discussing" the picks for agdq, has tried to build a personality cult around his voice (just like golden), started that tssb-copycat stream fiasco (with golden) and was instrumental in trying to copy the "e-sport" dynamic into the gdq marathons (with golden).
>>147483739
i dont even want to imagine what you look like
>easy difficulty
xd
>it's a "we run this game on the absolute easiest difficulty" game
This seems like a chill couch
>>147483884
something like that
>Hey it's bubbles.
>Yeah, there ARE some bubbles.
Comedy fucking gold.
>>147483874
I see a pattern in all thisand it's kingdom hearts
>>147484046
It's games done QUICK, not hardcore
>>147484046
it's acceptable for glover because of speed tech and NOTHING ELSE.
>it's a "look at the ground 90% of the run" episode
:/
>>147484176
if you're just artificially removing the difficulty then it's not quick, it's just lazy.
>hitting load
bravo
>marathon
>load your game from another playthrough
Just end the run already
>>147485169
It's the optimal strat, I don't know why more of the SGDQ runs don't employ it.
Fucking mercy kill this shit.
Why don't people just load a save that's 1 second from the end? Have I found a new strat?
this is why PC speedgaming is a joke
I mean, it's a shame, but this is still one of the best runs so far.
People are massively overreacting to that load.
>>147485391
you're right, we should do away with PCs
no more servers, no more streaming, just autists alone in a room with their game and no one giving a shit
>>147485852
sounds like your life
>>147485852
That sounds comfy
>so... you play video games, fast?
Man this guy is a bigger sell out than Pie. He has fucking tshirts for sale on his website. Fucking pathetic.
THEY ARE THIS STUPID
>>147486278
>So... you watch other people play video games, fast?
>>147486364
You are this stupid.
>>147486326
he seems like the least autistic runner so far 2bh
>Windows
>nice speedrun there fellas...
I'd jump on my little sister if I had one ;)
Jesus christ, I stayed awake for this
>easy mode
>he accidentally pressed load not once, but twice, then cheated
>>147487172
Dishonored will be good, right?
>>147487283
>this is literally cheating
laff'd
He ruined the ending lmao
>3000 dollaridoos to get the bad ending
>he fucks it up
Banned from future events
>>147487398
yeah i know think we'll see this guy or his crew of retards ever again
>>147487398
>>147487380
I'd kill myself right then and there
>>147487398
He didn't
The accidental loading was really lame, but apart from that the run was actually pretty good tbqh.
is that a g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl talking??
>>147487554
>modded cutscenes
>good
Get the fuck out of here
>>147487624
Yeah, that was lame as well I guess. Rest was good though.
>>147487624
you hate memes or something, friendo?
The ending was ruined because of the load, right?
>>147487615
>mfw I'm not the only one like this
Maybe it's being a kissless virgin, but whenever I hear a female announcer on stream I imagine her being hot as hell. Unless you can tell that she's a ham by her voice.
>>147487398
>>147487501
>>147487490
>>147487465
I donated 100$ for the bad ending
FUCKING 1 0 0 $.
I'm doing charge back fuck these morons.
>>147487615
>>147487754
is she single? how can I show her my sonic art?
>SHE JUST WINKED
>>147487717
Yes.
>>147487717
Yeah
>>147487779
sure you did
>The worst part of the Bioshock run is that it skips the best part of the game
RIP Sander.
>>147487779
>Donating to this shitshow
kys
>botched run
>played on the easiest difficulty setting
>people donated for a specific ending and he got the opposite one
>stream troubles
>horribly awkward runner and couch
>fucking Windows 10 updates in the middle of the run
Was this the worst run of the event?
>tfw turning up the bass on my speakers and strapping them to my penis so I can cum from the female announcer voice vibrations
>>147487754
This is her right now
>ff4 love theme
I would play this at the wedding of me + announcer
>>147487779
>Donating to a "charity" organisation that refuses millions of euros because of politics
You deserved it
>>147487913
No..
In fact its closer to being the best run
>>147487779
>donating to terrorist sympathisers
>>147487961
If its between DWB and the prevent cancer foundation I'll gladly donate to DWB first.
>>147487913
no, overall it was a pretty decent run.
The Windows 10 was edited in by the runner, btw family.
thanks announcer :) bye until later
>>147487779
post paypal receipt you gay baby
>>147487928
Ewwww.
>>147488037
don't talk about my future wife
>>147488019
Or you just don't donate to either, and pick an actual proper charity organisation that isn't corrupt as fuck or is only pushing immigrant politics
>>147488037
>>147488127
lol faggots I'm actually chatting her up, she just got out of a bad relationship, gonna talk about it over dinner
>>147488160
yeah sure let me just tell the GDQ staff to switch charities. Cause that worked well when people got fed up with the PCFs huge overhead
>36 minute run
>12 minutes of gameplay
excellent meme
>>147487913
>fucking Windows 10 updates in the middle of the run
did you just immediately tune out the stream right after that happened and miss the whole explanation about how it was a cutscene edit meant as a joke?
Snoring Games Done Quickly
because the latest 3 runs have been snorefests
>>147488292
this shouldnt be allowed
>>147488320
Yes.
Attention, all /v/isitors: If you want to see some REAL speedrunning action, stop watching this shitty marathon and tune in to twitch tv/meowtain_dew
No Yoshi island
No Mario 64
No YSG
No comfy couch
what is the point ? not a single meme worth.
>>147488734
>almost at 80 viewers meows power level during SGDQ
how does he do it?
>>147488883
I can't speak for anyone else but I just like the word "meow"
>>147488883
stop samefagging
Why is this garbage allowed?
>that giggle
literally diamonds
> KOTOR doesn't start until 9:50 AM.
>>147489104
Doesn't every game in that block suck for speedrunning, including the fallout games?
>>147489104
>fallout 3
>fallout 4
i'm vomiting everywhere
it's making a mess
send help
>>147489251
>4:55 PM here
suck shit
has there ever been a dating sim speedrun at a GDQ?
>>147489367
Where the fuck are you?
>>147480659
Man this guy used to be a hot meme some years ago.
Is he at this SGDQ??
Also why call him a 'cuck.jpg'? As far as I know, he is an incel permavirgin.
>tfw 6 AM
>tfw gonna have to go to sleep with this game being the last for the day
:/
when is this stupid game done, is the announcer still there? what if she gets tired, will she do announcing in jammies?
>>147489506
when it's done she's coming back to my hotelroom
>>147489104
because beth rpgs are hilariously broken?
>>147489465
memeland
>saving your allowance to donate $1000
jesus how fucking dumb
>>147489743
is hilarious the right word though, really?
>>147486395
>You watch a circus rather than perform in a circus?
>>147489807
Are you implying that the person who donated didn't have to wait a painful two weeks to get that money from his mommy and daddy living in his middle class world where he has no problems and is sheltered from his world?
Why else would he donate to charity in the first place?
is the announcer doing the announcing because she's passionate about speedrunning and really wants to meet a speedrun bf
Is dishonored worth a playthrough?
never played it
>>147490005
yeah its ok
>>147490005
bretty fun, a sort of casual Thief game (not Thi4f) if you enjoyed those.
>>147489806
memer get ye gone
>faggot speedrunner cutting off the announcer
Why won't he shut up
>>147490126
The announcer is a slut and I will dick her later
>>147489806
This reminds me that I have not played Dota in a solid year and a half, but I will still watch TI6, always comfy.
>>147489836
it usually results in some pretty comedic speedrun strategies involving the awful way those games are thrown together, so I'd say so
>>147489104
that whole day is complete shit
>>147490227
current patch is a lot better to watch than rat doto
>>147490313
>if you mash these three buttons in succession then do this two other things that players would never think of doing then you can do this skip
>game's fuckin broken I hate this fuckin game
>another 40 hours speedrunning it
>>147490412
Wasn't rat doto back then, sniper/jug farming shit up for two hours and then raping the entire team with ten different items
and then techies and bloodseeker happened, i honestly couldn't play anymore after that
>>147487859
Holy shit.
Is this some aspergers support group?
Hey, thanks for watching SGDQ. Please donate more money to help out the doctors without borders. Every penny counts. Don't mind the fact that Mike Uyama is receiving another 6 figures for this event while he is sitting at home playing video games. Just ignore the fact that Mike Uyama is getting paid THOUSANDS of dollars to play video games by himself while actual people get paid hundreds of dollars to do the real work. Just be good viewers and donate your savings to the charity anon. Don't question where your money goes. Please don't read the news about MSF rejecting money from the EU because of political reasons signifying money doesn't matter to them. Just keep donating to help the poor, sick, refugees out. They are people too. When the event is over, please ignore any negative opinions of the event and please wait 2 weeks to post your feedback on the SDA forums which no one uses anymore.
So once again, Thank you for your contributions. Have a nice day. Happy 4th of July!
>>147490520
I started hating it after 6.84. I actually enjoyed Storm/Anti Mage metaprobably because AM is probably of my favourite carrys and I played carry nearly exclusively towards the end.and the following meta was complete ass for pub games.
Plus, 6.84 included, the game was being patched in a way I seriously didn't approve of towards the end.
I finally dropped it cold turkey 3 and half months ago, and I haven't touched it since. Uninstalled it one month back.SPEEDRUNS
>>147490825
mad you didnt think of it first
>>147490825
Donating because of this postand to get the announcer to notice me
>>147490825
tfw this man will take over mike's legacy when mike finally dies this year.
>>147488271
>donating through a gdq is the only way to donate
>>147491152
half diabetes?
>>147491152
whats wrong with that guy actually
>>147491152
THICCBOIS
>>147491404
He's at AGDQ.
IF U AINT DRUNK AS HELL RN WHAT THE FUG U DOIN
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147491404
probably circulation issues? or some fucked up disease. still funny though. mike gets a cold and is out of action for 2+ years while cool matty got some serious health issues and still works.
anybody get cucked yet this year?
>>147491849
all the donors
>>147491849
people donated 3k for bioshock bad ending and the runner meme'd the good ending
shit shit shit shit I had the stream on mute and missed some announcer FUCK
I think I love her please someone take a pic of her
it just isnt the same since sam and tolki desu
>>147492314
we didn't realize how good we had it back then
>RUNNERS KEEPING THEIR WORD
>>147492272
She's a daddy issues attention whore that doesn't give a shit about videogames.
>>147492272
she's fat and has blue hair
>>147492272
You don't love her you dumb drunk shit
alright which one of you donated that
>Chris Poole
>wife's son
Stop meming my announcer wife
>poole
>wife's son
now that's some cringy shit
>more easy mode
this guy is a joke honestly
top kek
>My wife's son
MEME GUHYS
>CP
>Wife's son
we did it boys
>Twitch chat when he said my wife's son
The cancer is everywhere
>>147492983
how did chat react? I deactivate it because it fucks my toaster
Oh christ, another run, another 2 hrs until the announcer.
What does she do during runs? what's she wearing? Does she seem like she's recently gone through a break-up?
>>147493238
dude she's a fat ugly blue haired attention whore
>>147489472
HELLO? ANYONE?
>>147493328
that's my fetish though. Also findom, her announcing donations really gets that going
>>147484304
People speedrun glover?
Holy shit.
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
Hello?
>>147493879
you're a cuck!
>>147493784
why am I on there?
>>147493784
fw didn't make the list
sadie is also supposed to be on the list sorry
>>147493617
it's the best speed game
Holy crap.
Who even plays these borefests?
>>147494852
/v/
>10 minute cutscene
>1 minute of walking
>10 minute cutscene
>donating 1000
Why would anyone do this? That's more than I make in two months
>>147495275
People like to spend money on stupid things
>>147495275
Not everyone's poor
ANNOUNCER
>ANNOUNCER
ANNOUNCER
omg her voice lifts me from my darkness
Less autism mumbles, more announcer
>>147494852
>Games Done "Quick"
>200k in not even two days
People are too fucking rich
>>147495529
They got like 250k in the first day last year, didn't they? They'll not even break 1m at this rate. I'd be surprised if they broke 500k.
Why am I watched a glorified Let's Play?
Announcer is a cuck put her on the list
>>147494445
Fuck off
>>147495628
It is because all the runs were shit so far with a few exceptions, maybe more people will donate when the big games come
how did the MM8 run go? I was laying down in bed but fell asleep because there was fucking nothing going on for hours before it.
NOW ITS GOING TOO FAR
TWENTY THOUSAND
>>147495694
This is a Sadie post
>>147495651
It would be an honor to clean up the announcer after she cucks and findoms me.
>>147495924
What's the forced meme of the year
>>147496052
that boy
>>147496052
Telling people to fuck off.
>>147485334
HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>147496126
http://pastebin.com/Ravuqwq0
>Playing shitty modern first person games at slightly above average speed
>>147496185
since when is m_ a cuck
>>147496185
remove
-Tonyogbot_
-Chygfer
-Snowfats
pls, ty
>an hour more of this before based dark forces
did cosmo show up?
>>147496185
Add sadie
Just have the announcer talk for the rest of this shit game/""""commentary""""
>>147496185
why did you quote me with this
my brother is a jew and this is triggering me please pay reparations
>>147496378
Its time to stop
this is such a snorefest holy shit kotor when
I wonder what donation message would make the announcer laugh
anyone making comments about jews f. off rn
>>147493784
damn didnt make the list
>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
>"Can I play, daddy?" in little voice
announcer confirmed for kinky
>>147496674
> It's already 6:42 here.
I won't make it to Kotor.
It'll be a miracle if I make it through this.
>when the announcer gf dont respond to you
>>147497012
I slept after LAX and woke up after Shithonor, you should schedule your sleeps during GDQ
>>147497023
You have to do something to get her attention anon
>>147496327
Hopefully not. The community hates that freak now.
i cant play these new fps where the gun takes up 40% of my screen real estate, fucking cancer aids
>>147497090
I only woke up some hours before LA.
By complete accident, I woke up at the Megaman block.
This "run" feels so sloppy,christ. It might as well be a let's play
>>147493784
>tfw didn't make the list
>>147496207
As opposed to 15 min of NES shovelware?
>>147496825
Greetings from Germany. Put these $5 toward saving the frames and killing the animals. I'll donate $5 more toward runner's choice if you can pronounce my name correctly. Shoutouts to everyone helping this awesome cause. Kick cancer's butt.
