FF9 JP WR Edition/sgdq sucks still
>yet another autismoman game
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
/sp/
Reminder that you can't speedrun jrpgs.
>>147440913
>Reminder that you can't speedrun jrpgs.
Why?
>>147440913
Who was that?
>All these cis gendered speedrunners
Why not one female runner yet?
>>147440913
Reminder that Quest64 is the best speedgame.
>>147441280
There was a genderfluid, "female most of the time", runner yesterday
>>147441376
Who?
>>147441376
That's amazing, would you be gay if you had sex with someone like that?
>>147441496
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRvpe0HvTJ8
>>147441623
It's gay if he forgets his DS charger.
>>147441650
>guy
It's a girl you edgy moron
>>147441623
Only if you're sexually attracted to men.
How do you retards not know what "gay" means? This general is fucked.
>>147441774
>Only if you're sexually attracted to men.
But if I have sex with a man who identifies as a woman I'm objectively having fun with a woman.
>>147441214
This one the channel name.
>>147441650
>I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you.
If you have no clue as to what I mean, you can just call me transgender and default to female pronouns. I'm absolutely fine with that.
when is this kid going to neck himself
>>147441718
Only sometimes
>I'm 14 years old and I'm genderfluid. That means sometimes I'll feel male and sometimes I'll feel female. It's weird, and I will try my best to not confuse any of you. If you have no clue as to what I mean, you can just call me transgender and default to female pronouns. I'm absolutely fine with that. Even if you do get what I'm saying, most of the time I identify as female, so stick to female pronouns unless otherwise specified, although I'm fine with you asking.
>>147441820
What does having fun with someone have to do with your sexual orientation?
Are you high?
>>147441820
But that woman still has a dick.
Unless the dick also identifies a vagina then that's okay.
>>147441915
I had a feeling it was caracarn. The twitch layout looked old. Thanks anon.
>>147441962
>What does having fun with someone have to do with your sexual orientation?
Is sex fun? I have never had sex sorry I don't follow.
>>147441963
But the genderfluid person has control over their own body, if they tell me I can have sex with them then at that point it doesn't matter because it would transform into a female penis and that is perfectly fine
>>147441943
>so stick to female pronouns unless otherwise specified
why do retards think others respect them enough to care about what they identify as
>>147442078
It's funny how he probably really expects people to go
>oh sorry dude I mean girl I didn't know you were a man at that time
>>147442072
If you are sexually attracted to the same sex/gender, you are homosexual. If you are sexually attracted to the opposite sex/gender, you are heterosexual.
How is this confusing?
>>147442302
>How is this confusing?
Because we are talking about a genderfluid person here, if the genderfluid person is a female at the point of the intercourse you are not homosexual unless otherwise stated by yourself.
So at that point you just have sex with a woman that looks like a man, but it's still a woman
>>147442072
>female penis
penis is a male genital, there is no such thing as a female penis. The word you're looking for is vagina! Very easy mistake to make, but I hope you read this message and take it into consideration to make sure you don't mislabel private parts in the future! :)
>>147441917
>>147441943
>>147442078
>>147442301
>>147442302
>>147442418
Can you retards stop debating genderfluids. They don't fucking exist.
>>147442418
>if the genderfluid person is a female at the point of the intercourse you are not homosexual
Unless you are a male and sexually attracted to other males.
You're retarded aren't you?
>>147442072
But what if they change back to male during the sex? Then you would suddenly become homosexual
>>147442538
People with mental problems are unfortunately very real.
>>147442553
>Unless you are a male and sexually attracted to other males.
But a genderfluid person is both.
>>147442556
Yes that is gay
>>147442650
>But a genderfluid person is both.
What does that have to do with anything?
>>147440627
Update. FF9 JP is dead.
>>147442720
It means you're both gay and heterosexual at the same time. That's why you should never fuck those people.
>>147442801
>It means you're both gay and heterosexual at the same time.
No it doesn't.
I've had sex with women before. It didn't magically make me straight.
What is this stupid propaganda
there's nothing sadder than a tranny that claims to be a "lesbian"
>autism - the donation
>this donation
lmao
>>147442964
>there's nothing sadder
(you) are way sadder because (you) mongrel keep talking about shit no one cares that is also 100% offtopic.
Is Mother gonna be speedrun at this event?
>>147443093
only yours ;)
what is your fav gdq meme?
>>147440990
Because almost every game >5 hours is complete shit
>>147443062
if no one cares, how come this place is literally the only place you can call them out on that bullshit without getting banned? Legit 4chan is the most freedom of speech place out there, and there sure is shit to talk about
>>147443365
>Because almost every game >5 hours is complete shit
What does that have to do with anything?
If you use Livestreamer you are a pathetic hipster faggot who is going to trasition.
>>147443339
Wimbledon
>>147443498
Are you really this stupid?
>>147443498
Don't tell me you can't see why a 5 hours long "speed"run is extremely marathon-unfriendly.
>>147443556
adobe shill please go
>>147443556
(you)
so there's a 1 hour break now? i'm finally free from this hell?
>>147440627
where is caleb reeeee
>>147443365
>muh freedom of speech
Hey buddy the twitterwar chan is 8 blocks down.
>using livestreamer
>not one of the 10000 alternatives
>>147443692
giving THIS much of a shit how someone watches a fucking stream
dear fucking christ who cares
>>147443668
shit man, no need to post the diaper you're wearing
Where's pokeporn bro?
>>147443620
No. I'm significantly smarter than you and I still can't think of any reasonable explanation for why your perceived quality of a run would change whether or not someone can speedrun it.
>Don't tell me you can't see why a 5 hours long "speed"run is extremely marathon-unfriendly.
Of course I can see why. Nobody argued that it wasn't.
>>147443692
>>147443556
>i couldn't figure out how to use cli ;__;
Is medievil after megaman
>>147443847
>I'm significantly smarter than you
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow man, that is some advanced autism
>>147443847
>i'm significantly smarter than you
don't you have some chores mommy asked you to do earlier? it's time to get off the computer and do your job!
>>147443912
yes
but megaman never ends so....
no
>twitch chat is cancer and memes
but i feel so lonely when it's closed...
>>147443953
Your lack of ability to form a coherent argument strongly suggests that you don't have one.
>it's a the first good run begins in 16 hours episode
I see /v/ has finally flooded the general
>>147444093
>24 IPs
>"flooded"
It's just the same greasy no life virgins talking about gender politcs.
>>147444045
There are so many flaws to long games being run, it's hard to take your stupid ass seriously
>>147444169
and the ''I'm smarter than you'' autistic shit
Do people in /srg/ actually speedrun or do they just watch people speedrun
>>147444327
>There are so many flaws to long games being run
What is the logical connection between you perceiving flaws in a game and the ability to do a speedrun of said game?
How do you go from "I don't like this game, waaaah" to "You can't speedrun this game"?
>and the ''I'm smarter than you'' autistic shit
Taking into account your inability to think about anything critically, or to discuss anything rationally, I am smarter than you. I am a lot smarter than you.
>>147444584
we are speedfluid
>>147444584
yes
>>147444672
>>147444685
What do you speedrun? Or do you just run fast
>ZFG isn't streaming today
>not because it's a holiday, but because he "doesn't want to distract people from SGDQ"
Fuck him
Why are megaman speedruns even popular? I get running 1 megaman game but 5 of them?? It's 5 runs of basicly the same fucking game
>>147444584
All speedrunners are gone. Eve the streamboars left talk more about /pol/ shit and non speedrun streamers than speedruns these days.
It's a very sad place that should have left dead 2 years ago.
>>147444889
a boy and his blob
When is the first good game gonna be played?
>>147445037
If you don't like speedrunning, why are you even here?
>Splash Man
triggered.jpg
is srg officially the most dead general?
>>147444945
>I get running 1 megaman game but 5 of them?? It's 5 runs of basicly the same fucking game
They all actually have very key differences from one another, despite your shallow investigation.
>50 minutes of a single megaman
>it's not even retro
>>147445427
Most likely. How many times has it died the last two weeks? 2 or 3 times?
>>147445465
Yeah, but you know they would never allow 5 Zelda or Mario games in a row. There's a blatant bias toward Mega Meme games.
>>147444670
if this is bait, it's a solid 7/10. If not, an hero is next up
Why the hell is Dong Freeze not up on YT yet?
These fucking lazy cunts.
>>147445465
>very key differences
No they don't
>>147445675
So you admit to having no argument to any of the things that I said.
Thank you for confirming that you, in fact, CAN speedrun JRPGS and 5+ hour games.
This was the easiest debate I've ever won. You may actually be a retarded person.
What are some good megaman doujins?
>>147446003
Just noticed, everything from DeS to Catherine is missing on YT.
Did they lose their fucking recordings?
>>147446024
Stunning insight, guy who doesn't speedrun.
>>147446229
You talk as if you speedrun when you actually don't.
>>147446303
If you say so, little guy.
>>147446371
I do say so, autist. :)
>>147445089
the fuck are you on about?
What the fuck 30 minutes run with bad rng but the estimate was on 50 minutes?
>>147446906
Problem?
This song is nice
>>147446618
fuck off?
>>147446906
people are setting estimates way too high to not risk crossing them and getting made fun of
yes it's retarded
>>147446906
would you rather be under estimate and "save time" thus helping mike since not keeping schedule is the main business of AGDQ
or
go over estimate and get banned
but yeah it's retarded
Imagine going to SGDQ and being alone the entire time. They probably envision themselves hanging with their favorite speedrunners, but instead they're alone in the viewing room and alone in their hotel room. Pretty pathetic desu.
>>147447420
do people really do that?
why would anyone go to this event without friends?
something artistic
more like something autistic amirite xD
tfw megaman runners are as autistic as sonic runners
>>147447501
thinking its a great way to meet friends. and too naive to realize all communities have cliques
>>147447520
LOL
These guys are /srg/ players aren't they? They're laughing at inside-memes and not talking.
Seems like it would be you guys.
>megaman is over
>time for knockoff megaman
>>147447804
tchehhhhheech
*cuck+
tcheeheetchee
>>147447520
http://picosong.com/xtVW/
>>147447862
But this game actually seems hard
>can you die here?
>actually dies
>>147447862
good thing they didnt include the new worse megaman knockoff
>cosmo will never look like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIUlA9GydE
>>147447501
What do you think that guy who's always alone on the cam between runs is doing? Waiting for his friends? Nah, he's alone and is doing this >>147447668
M-maybe someone will come talk to me since i'm always on cam! PATHETIC!
Well this is something
>>147447668
>>147448054
pretty sure being alone in front of a computer ranting about this is worse than being alone at the event
>>147448039
That's a damn convincing trap. Holy shit. If I met her somewhere I would never have known.
>>147448275
DELETE THIS
>>147448039
she already reached perfection
>>147448039
>>147448442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
>>147448387
>>147448387
Would you? because I'm sure as fuck I would
twitch tv/slayerofbabies
Holy heck look at this absolute madwoman STILL going on and playing dying light. Everyone get in there and tell her that she can fit a far cry 3 any% speedrun into this stream before it reaches 24h
>>147429024
What run was this post referencing?
Oh boy I sure do love autism and inside jokes.
>>147448602
I'd think about it. No guarantees.
>>147448275
Pretty sure spending 100s of dollars to be alone in a hotel is more pathetic desu.
Hey
any good new memes yet?
Guys?
>>147448442
what drives a person to this?
>>147448649
Yoshi's Island by Trihex.
@tonyogbot_ why the heck and back does this train take so loooong
>>147448780
Years of degeneracy and drug abuse.
>>147448709
why would it? they're making an attempt at being social. you don't even have the courage to do that.
>>147448859
Don't act like you know me. loser.
>>147448780
Depression and mental illness combined with echo chambers of retards telling you to do it, because it will fix all your problems.
why /srg/ so ded?
>>147448715
One only ok meme.
>>147448859
>>147448980
/srg/ died of cancer, asshole, be more respectful.
>oh great, megaman knockoff, mute and ignore stream
>didn't see it was trogod running
>andy and striker on the couch
Well, shit, I just missed the best run yet.
>>147448809
@snowfats because it's public transportation
>>147448980
No one that actually likes videogames wants to hang around /pol/lite for longer times.
You faggots can't even bash mighty number 9 during gunvolt and instead jsut continue your repost spam of a dead faggot runner.
>"Surprisingly, this is better than mighty no. 9"
>>147449007
yes that's what they're doing
>calling yourself "Trogdor" in 2016.
>>147449076
This is why we need that helicopter my man
>sonnynygger animalfucker block
Time to go do shit.
Is this general more tolerant towards Narcissa posting than /v/?
>>147449117
>why won't you guys regurgitate /v/ mehmehs?!
>>147449190
OUR BOI IN DA BACK
>>147449190
>:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmiwBs1UsAAGbA3.jpg:orig
>>147449263
Shitposting is frowned upon by most boards.
>>147449190
>>147449190
Based Pie in the upper left hand corner (If you didn't know this was Pie then fucking leave you don't belong here!).
What happened to Duke? Is he still a thing?
>>147449263Only if you call himCosmo
>>147449117
Fuck off to /v/ faggot.
>>147449381
>>147449381
How is talking about speedrunnars shitposting, anon?
>>147448442
(s)he's gong to commit suicide probably
He went from a regular looking dude to an abomination
>trihex at some weeb convention instead of SGDQ
What happened to NKR? Is he still a thing?
>>147448980
mods are actually paying attention to the thread.
>all good runs scheduled around american prime-time
> Nothing left for other timezones
twitch chat rn LUL
>>147449663
>other timezones
>mattering
why are trannies so good at speedrunning?
>>147449570
>trihex in a picture not flexing his manlet biceps
yea thats shopped
Is it me or does it seem like more of a sausage fest this time around
>>147449891
>good
Nah m8.
why isn't squid running..
oh.. wait.. this marathon is for running the whole game not 10 minutes of the game LOL
>>147449891
LOL
>>147450027
girls caught on to how there is nothing but losers at this event
holy shit had to mute this guy
>>147449263
Who? You mean Cosmo right?
>>147450061
would have been more funny if you said 4 minutes
shit nigga we playin ape escape? how come no one said anything
>>147450252
At least he's explaining the game instead of spouting memes and being autistic.
Anyone remember Tolki and Hereck?
They like blew up on the LP scene, then Tolki fucked like 7 guys at SGDQ a couple years ago
Any news on them?
>>147450519
yeah I appreciate that, I just couldn't deal with his annoying way of speaking
TriHard
>>147440627
They really need to ban JRPG speedrunning. It's killing their viewer numbers.
I fucking hate Trihex
>>147449427
Duke hasn't speedrun forever, the last time he did was califurithon
>>147450939
what's wrong with watching a 6 hour 100% final fantasy 4 speedrun?
Anyone remember Cosmo Wright?
They like blew up on the WW scene, then Cosmo beasted like 7 cartons of soylent at SGDQ a couple years ago
Any news on him?
>>147451017
nothing, everyone in /srg/ just has ADHD
>>147450972
That sucks. He seemed kind of funny when I first caught him speedrunning Hotline Miami forever ago.
Did he meme too close to the sun?
>>147451083
>>147451017
There's nothing wrong with speedrunning a JRPG but to watch it isn't really that fun.
>/srg/ still posting about cosmo and trannies
we get it guys, he's a fucking ugly-ass moron who needs psychiatric care
can we please move on to newer memes?
>>147451017
>>147451083
>>147451226
>tfw watched a 15 hour JRPG run the other day
>tfw it was comfy as fuck
>>147451309
He says as he posts a Simpsons reaction image
>>147451346
watching these monkies get jocked on is comfy as fuck
>>147451027
did you say ᔕỖЎlᗴɅ丅?
>>147450264
Did you know deadnaming is illegal in some European countries?
Now you know, retard.
>>147451517
It only is in Sweden
Anyone remember Robert Roof?
He blew up on the Medievil scene, then Rob got exposed by Brescaz a few months ago.
Any news on him?
>>147451605
"medieval scene"
>>147451517
No one cares moron
>>147451517
>some European countries
European countries like New York?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/18/de-blasio-fine-businesses-wrong-gender-pronouns/
>>147451206
He got banned at every event he's been to because he never stops swearing
>>147451817
>he never stops swearing
As in insulting people, or was he just swearing?
who is this nerd fuckboy in the middle of the couch who has been in like 3 speedruns so far?
Why do they still make people sing? Haven't they learned?
cosmo turned from decent nerd guy to total abomination
>>147450027
Now that I think about it
Being a girl at this event must be total hell
You got hundreds of dry dicks surrounding you, all trying to get your attention when all you want is to watch speed runs and socialize with streamers and stuff.
And not be hounded by a bunch of nerds
>>147451346
pure autism
>>147451346
It's the true autism feel
>>147452205
>autists talk to women
>>147451605
He ded yo
>>147452205
most of them are married or have bfs anyway
>>147452205
>all you want is to watch speed runs
>speed sluts
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>147452205
you've never had a girlfriend huh
>>147452205
>women
>genuinely wanting to enjoy/do something
Pick one and only one.
>>147452281
>>147452286
no bullying!
>>147452414
you're gonna die alone
>>147452205
The only pure woman at a GDQ ever is Essentia.
haHAA moderating twitch chat is my job haHAA
>>147452527
>>147452527
I'm sorry my brave knight, I will try to not insult fair maidens ever again
>>147452802
You wot m8
TriHard APE ESCAPE
>>147452802
No, but I have this one.
https://u.pomf.is/wanyfs.webm
are you man enough to take her on in bed?
>>147452823
>someone disagreed with my hatred of women, better call him white knight
You're just proving his point.
>>147452991
>You're just proving his point.
>>147452908
APE NATION TriHard /
>>147452356
>thinking that matters
i would like cite a few GDQs ago
>>147452802
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/577ac1069b37b-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
>>147448039
Do trannies ever not sound like a gay man when speaking?
>>147453221
thanks dude
>>147453110
Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
who is cuter, cosmo or the combed down spyro shirt who is commentating?
@the anon who watched a 15 hour jrpg speed run
Did you watch the whole thing or just have it up in the background while doing other things
So.. SGDQ is a stream about faggots playing games super fast and talking about what would have happened if the rng wasn't good ?
>>147452990
Wow I'm ashamed to say this but "she" looks passable as hell in that pic
>>147452327
It's like some kind of herd mentality
They see the room is full of other nerds and thinks "Wow, I might actually be above average here. I bet the girls will want me now"
>>147453393
There are poeple who watch watch streams while not doing something else?
>>147453306
>Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
better audio balance
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/577ac2102167a-faces-of-cultural-marxism.php
@147453609
haha what's wrong man?
>>147452356
Didn't stop that one guy and Tolki
>Now you're also proving my point. Quick, post more fedora pictures, that'll show me
>>147452378
That honestly makes no sense
>>147452414
Oh look. It's another woman hater because they don't give you attention
