gamesdonequick is a trainwreck
worst OP so far congratulations
Real thread: >>>/v/343729782
>>147405194
thanks it took 6 minutes to come up with
>>147405062
this is one of the worst OPs I've seen for srg
thanks /v/
why is this general so dead?
>speedrunning is now an utterly gentrified corporate event that is forcefully devoid of any personality by politically correct HR San-fran office working overlords
what went so wrong?
>>147405469
people
>>147405439
because someone has been forcing threads on /v/ every day for the past 2-3 months and as a result the v kiddos havent come and completely flooded into srg yet
>>147405572
God bless that man
>>147405439
This is the comfy thread.
Is there any hope for a Sunshine archive?
Who is the alien on the couch?
that anon from the last thread was right, by donating to MSF you are literally funding the collapse of western civilization.
i just wanted to watch video games and chat with anons
>>147405984
Then stay here.
>>147405865
they honestly don't really make a difference in countries like sudan or uganda, where they might be treating up to 50 patients a day, meanwhile thousands die across these countries from either HIV, Malaria, other plague-like deseases (such as polio), constant tribal or muslim violence that often slaughters entire villages of people.
And the EU are being complete cucks by letting these types of refugees into their countries. The africans are fucking crazy and so are the fucking middle easterners. They're rapists and murderers and they're living freely in europe
>over estimate
GDQ never fails to amaze me.
There are only two genders
>literal let's play
>>147406498
WOOO
>>147406498
The sky is blue
Im so tired i didn't notice i had migrated to /v/ thread, now im back and this is so dead almost like GDQs are
OFFICIAL SPEEDRUNNING TRANNIES RANKING
1. Cronikeys
2. soe
3. Krystal
4. Narci
5. yadra121
6. CrystalBeauty
7. EeveeSpirit
8. JackieDaggers
9. Withelde
10. Protomagicalgirl
11. tegangibby
12. transFaerie
Can you speedrun SSX Trick or SS3? I loved those games as a kid but I don't know if they're runnable.
>>147406895
Any game can be a speedrun game.
Reminder that it's better to let people in Africa die so that their population is reduced to a size that those countries can actually sustain, and that MSF is actively stopping these countries from developing by trying to keep their populations way too high.
>>147406895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI2SoLRd1lU
Is this Tony Hawk run going to playSOMEBODY
>>147407124
>people don't have a right to life
marxist cucklet
>>147406814
since gdq lost their internet connection and canceled all the hosts, they lost 50% of their viewers. this shows that they are abusing the host view bot twitch feature. everyone thinks gdqs keep growing and growing with the number of viewers, but in reality they are at the same amount as 2 years ago.
disgusting.
that long haired guy looks like the most beta fag ever, like someone you'd see "repping" serg irl
>>147406882
add Nickynoel to the list. That french feminized accent is very soothing
>GOAT tony hawk game
>commentary is pretty good for beginners
comfy time lads
>>147407535
What's the view bot feature?
>GDQ popularity has shot up over the past 3 years (from ~50K viewers to >100K)
>Individual stream views have stagnate, or even declined (who gets 10K viewers anymore, or even 5?)
>>147407598
actually this community mostly detests the metroid prime community because it is covered wall to wall with kirbymastah and that he literally will nuthug anyone just to make himself more powerful
>>147407524
>>147407448
Which one is it?
>>147407751
Most people aren't watching these marathons for the speedruns so they don't bother following speedrun runners.
>>147407848
what do they watch them for?
>>147407903
The memes
>>147407903
To see cringe live and to spam chat.
>>147407603
Thanks, it's hard to find all the trannies! :)
OFFICIAL SPEEDRUNNING TRANNIES RANKING
1. Cronikeys
2. soe
3. Krystal
4. Narci
5. yadra121
6. Nickynoel
7. CrystalBeauty
8. EeveeSpirit
9. JackieDaggers
10. Withelde
11. Protomagicalgirl
12. tegangibby
13. transFaerie
>>147407903
memes
>>147407751
It's easier to watch bi-annual streams than some everyday streams with irregular schedules.
>>147407724
people idle in multiple chats so when those channels host gdq channel those people are counted multiple times.
what's with this witwix meme?
>>147408387
autism
>>147408114
And watching a mumbling/silent autist just run the same game all day long is boring as shit, even compared to other twitch "entertainment".
>>147408114
But other streamers have grown enormously over the last 3 years. Also why can't speedrunners figure out consistent schedules?
>>147408387
What meme? Witwix is an extremely popular and lovable guy
>>147408387
it's witwix's way to get publicity without having to actually attend the shitty event. later this week you will see the same strategy used for "streambig" promotion.
>>147408497
did he get banned or something? is boshy not an acceptable speedrun game anymore?
What happened to Cosmo? I looked him up and apparently he went full tranny and withdrew from speedrunning in general - why? Has someone beaten his record and he went full autist?
t. someone who cares about speedrunning only two times per year
>>147408559
he (like trihex) dont speedrun anymore and just play mario maker for easy money
>>147408460
>Be a sellout openly
>Autists still hand you money every day
>behemoth in the SM race
Is this the first time he's showing his face?
>>147408606
oh damn i actually liked trihex. rip
i wish they'd stop talking about this witwix cancer on stream
>>147408681
have you not paid attention to speedrunning for that long? trihex hasnt speedrun in a long, long, long time
>>147408590
All his records were taken and he lost the motivation to win them back. He started drinking Soylent, a horrific mixture of artificial chemicals, and look what happened.
>>147408590
He said Smash screwed his wrists up. It's probably just an excuse.
>>147408723
i thought i saw him do a yoshi run during agdq? i don't actually follow him because i don't care for the game that he runs/ran
>No ALTTP
Has the reign of the old bois really ended?
>quick shoutout to my girlfriend at home
>>147408590
E-fame is quick to get but is as much quick to fade out.
You can't beg for money to play games over the internet for eternity.
love the current crew of americans all talking over each other like their favorite talk shows
>>147408837
Yeah since SMM came out he has been streaming that game by itself.
Even got himself a girlfriend by playing SMM
He gave up on his Speedrun Breakdown thing
>>147408681
TriHex was always a fickle speedrunner. How many months did he say he was going to break off the rust and never really stayed committed?
He just goes for the easy cash cows nows.
>>147408934
But he could have. His Wind Waker streamers were always very profitable. It was a lack of motivation and will that lead him to abandon that game, and then abandon his return to OoT, and just do shitty Smash streams.
>>147408951
>everyone having fun on the couch
glad to be an american
>>147408965
you mean ... i could get a girlfriend by playing smm?
>interrupts the run to talk about witwix meme shit
hope agdq burns
witwix btfo
>>147407363
Thanks man!
>1008 x 2
>Still watching witwix
>Still giving witwix attention even though he hasn't run a game in years
>act raiser
>demon's crest
>X3
I hope they don't fuck those up. They're interesting speedgames to watch.why the shit is diablo 2 getting run again
>>147409097
If you can get famous enough for it.
>>147409097
look out for catfish
>>147409267
i'll start donating to have my handle as the file name for games. thanks, anon
>>147409267
wow you can look deep into her eyes and see the back of her skull
seriously she just look like she sobered up from smack after a forced ice bath
>>147409097
Are you black enough for white guilt money?
![YmRWxUc[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UM7OvFw.png "YmRWxUc[1].png")
Big Jon submits runs to NASA, ESA, and SGDQ. He gets in 2/3 and attends 0/3, bumping runners who might have otherwise got in.
And he wants his t-shirt that says he attended an event that he did not attend.
Why isn't he banned from all speedrunning events?
>>147409491
i'm white enough for white privilege.
>>147409572
Because he's black, you cunt
>>147409572
That would be pretty racist.
Is there a way to watch the marathon without hearing donations being read or the commentators?
>run ends
>immediately thank the donors for meme name category
>doesnt even thank the runner
heh epik xd
>donator says how people dont get enough funding for helping people
>donates to a charity that refused EU money because they said europe wasnt accepting enough refugees
epik again lmfao!!!!
>>147410050
mute it? or maybe watch it in a different language?
>>147410067
Why would he thank the runner? The runner should thank them (or rather, Mike) for allowing them to be there in the first place.
Hey headcrab can you tell slayer to stream some far cry 3 glitches and walkthroughs?
>>147410051
it's fucking 3AM
>>147410164
? if there was no runners there would literally be no event what are u getting at
anyways, time for our guy to speedrun
This is the "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" guy? Where's Chibi though?
Is this guy the one who gets pissy like a child about other people memeing, but is a 9gag tier memer himself?
I don't know if anyone else gives a shit but I found a youtube upload of the sunshine run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT09aZ9fpj4
>>147410273
yes
chibi is too busy drinking bleach (srs)
majora's mask had some fucking brilliant music
>>147410320
nobody gives a shit
>>147410334
proof pls
oh god, this game looks fucking awful
not only it's old as shit, it's also a shitty fighting game, and worst of all, it's a fucking weeb game
fuck this im going to sleeep
>>147410339
I honestly look forward to the setup music more than I do any of the actual runs.
Why do they keep making the screen layout worse.
>games that have at most 1 other runner in sgdq
this is honestly the worst shit
Did puncay pay for it?
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/749774891516297216
What's with Caveman and those preteen anime girls?
Is that fucking Chibi?
>>147410745
the guy on the right with the beard?maybe
>>147410821
Yes. It looks like him with a beard and sounds like him.
I don't know if it's because it's almost 4 in the morning, but none of this guy's attempts at humor are working.
>>147410745
Now that I look at him, that really looks like a homeless version of Chibi
>>147410918
it's great humour at nearly 6pm
i'm quite enjoying it
>>147410918
nah this is pretty bad. i like caveman too but this is shit.
Literally has played through this game twice and submit it for SGDQ
>>147411075
and still better than half the games at sgdq
Reminder that Studio is a treacherous cunt.
>>147411075
GDQ is always in desperate need of short and shitty games.
>>147411167
This isn't horrible games block though.
>>147411151
why
how
>>147411075
Jewyama made ad money from the Caveman Chibi fiasco and still desperately trying to cash in more from him. That's the only reason he's still here.
>>147411335
>ask for money from league community because his current computer is having trouble encoding/uploading his league videos
>soon as people rally together and get him enough money for a new computer he abandons them and starts speedrunning
>now a spokesperson for GDQ
>inb4 league
>>147411234
they dont have a block this time.
they mix them in between the usual runs which everyone has seen dozens of times.
>>147411446
That's a shame because that was like the only part of the marathons that I enjoyed.
As shit as that game and run were, that final boss design made me giggle.
I watch some runs to see if there are any interesting guys to follow in the future however finding the fine line between humour and cringe seems to be incredibly hard for these guys.
Take Caveman for example. I could smile about the silly nicknames for the characters but it quickly went shit.
>>147411613
At this point I just watch the people I know are good, like PJ, Mecharichter, Miles among others
>>147411613
It's alright, I'm sure you'll grow out of it. Everyone acquires a sense of humour sooner or later.
that was a fun run
>this shit
>the previous run
why is this allowed
Any meme run with meme lords like Hotline Miami this time?
is that the famous moofin "double dinner" moofin
Fucking brony shit.
Is SecksWrecks a reference to Cosmo?
>>147412432
I don't really think it counts as brony if it was made in the 90s
>>147412548
Enjoying it unironically counts as brony.
>>147412548
Look at the colour scheme they made, pandering to that crowd atleast just by including the game.
The last time GDQs were good, Cosmo still had a penis.
why is an eleven year old boy speedrunning?
what the fuck is this shit
imagine getting your serious Speedgame rejected and then watching all this shit
>>147412765
with a voice of a 20+ year old
>>147412801
Barbie Game Girl Any%
>All those fucking dank games
>Only one run by Feasel, and it isn't solo
this run just doesn't seem that interesting...
>>147413447
>western games
>>147412801
The future of speedrunning
This doesn't look very fast to be honest.
>>147413748
I've enjoyed it thoroughly
>his twitch name is unironically "poke3monrocks"
Jesus christ someone put this doggy down.
>tune in
>even more boring than yesterday
>go watch cool and exciting mario maker streeam instead
>>147406465
>>147405865
Post your hand.
PROBLEM, POTTER
>>147414261
even pikachunarutodude went with PND
don't remember this being in the books/movie
wtf is this shit game
For the past few events GDQs have been selling out harder than some eSports streams. Says a lot about this doomed community.
>post "TITS"
>get banned
:(
>>147415221
>Publisher(s) Electronic Artsâ„¢
>Distributor(s) Warner Bros. Interactive™ Entertainment™®
Does money eventually ruin everything?
>>147415446
money doesnt ruin people
people ruin people
>>147415484
t. Sharktus Moneybag
Did they remove the crowd?
>random thousand dollars donation every few hours
Explain to me how this is real. Explain to me how they expect people to believe this shit.
>>147415484
people with money ruin people
imagine grinding a game like this for a good time
>>147415993
t. communist
>>147416017
Imagine grinding anything. If you're skilled you get the good time no problem at all.
Leaderboards should list how many attempts it took for someone to reach their time so we can get a full skill assessment.
Did i miss medievil?
>>147416017
you're not playing the game, you're playing against yourself
>>147416081
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>147416054
but pok3monrocks is a god gamer and i cant step to him
>>147416147
Wheres medievil
>>147416249
In the bonus stream. :-)
>ran by
what a fucking dipshit
>>147416282
>>147416249
Bonus stream is cancelled because 1080 avalanche went over their estimate.
snowboarding is hard you know
How good/bad is barbie game girl actually going to be?
>>147416338
so bad it's not funny and ultimately just sad and awkward
the next 4 hours of the schedule look so unbelievably shitty
>>147416432
Bad games block till megaman. Fuck whoever put actraiser in there.
>>147416338
its a barbie game
what else do you expect
>>147416382
>>147416453
glitches might make it amazing, right?
>>147416519
I guess but its on gameboy so its really bad enough
>>147416314
This is a joke right
>>147416595
Of course it is.
>bonus streams after 2013
lmao
>oh yeah I play barbies with my nieces all the time
>that's why I decided to obsessively play a barbie game from two decades ago until I knew exactly how to beat it faster than anyone else
he just wanted a world record and chose some shit no one gives a fuck about
>>147416450
hagane and skyblazer are alright
>>147416595
Of course, there was never going to be a bonus stream in the first place.
Which runs are you guys the most excited for?
I should speed run the Resident Evil 7 demo. :^)
>>147416896
What an absolutely reddit post
How pathetic.
>>147416874
Tetris GM exhibitions
>>147416519
I take this back entirely
Fuck me why did I just watch that?
>>147416874
omnigamer
doom
everything else is literal trash gdq's are so fucking bad
>>147417032
whole 9.5 minutes wasted
no glitches
barely a skip
>>147416984
I mean, it's better than Barbie. Lemon key face. jpg
>>147417072
setup too
and now their stream pc is dying
have i missed slayers run?????
>>147417032
I was amused by just how awful the game was (2 second lag on damage taken), and it didn't overstay its welcome.
>>147416874
act raiserblacklist
the first because it's a good game, the second because although I fucking hate it, the gameplay felt pretty good for speedrunning and I'm somewhat curious
>>147416998
You're kidding, right?
>>147417194
I think one of the runners is hot
>>147416874
Actraiser and Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow.
>>147416450
>>147416719
i guess actraiser is kind of a boring speedrun
really from sparkster to the modern fps runs its a pretty solid day
>>147417269
>i guess actraiser is kind of a boring speedrun
Probably right. The second's the more presentable one for an event because of the difficulty.
And don't say solid yet, there's still plenty of ways they can disappoint us.
>>147416672
>>147416740
So whens medievil
>>147417234
I'd fuck KevinDDR too, dude.
>>147416874
MARIO MAKER PogChamp
what kind of meme is
>Greetings for germany
What happens if the SMM race just happens to get a Panga level?
>>147417531
We are fucking rich. We are so rich even our children have money to waste for days.
>>147417531
t. my first marathon
8------------------DDDDDDDDDDD
MARIO
8============DDDDDDDDDD
DONATE FOR MORE NINTENDO
OK I take my staement from yesterday back. This is not even the cC team but like E-F squad tier.
>>147417562
They're playing a set of premade customs they (or anyone else) haven't seen, made by a group of decent level designers. Last time they did this, one of the levels was in fact made by Panga, though he was much much more gentle for obvious reasons.
They already got 100k? Damn $GDQ is really kicking cancers butt this year :) greetings from greenland
>>147418546
>>147417562
Having not played SMM, is Panga some infamous level creator?
>>147418618
He was pretty much the first to do a kaizo level in mario maker and become famous with that. He made lots after them and had many people grind his levels for literal weeks.
>>147416490
Does anyone else fantasize about filthy, rough, pounding sex with Kazooiegirl?
1-5 Buy some smokes and vodka
6-0 Do situps, pushups and such to burn the adiction away
>>147418795
Hi chibi
THIS GAME IS DA BIRRION DORRAR
>>147418810
do both
>>147418795
Thanks I'm finished you can stop now.
>>147418618
He makes very difficult levels, even his easiest have less than 1% clear rates. Below is him going completely ham on difficulty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFIEpZD3enk
>>147418857
that's a different kazooie.
>>147418875
i like his levels, just too bad hes an insufferable cunt
shouldnt work keep you busy at work....
le cringe XD
>>147418865
DON'T TEMPT ME SATAN
THIS PATH I WILL WALK HAS NO PLACE FOR A DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING TOBACCO CIGARETTE FILLING MY LUNGES WITH TENDERISING SMOKE
Current guy doing the Flintstones is either super autistic, or an alcoholic.
Or both.
Just speaking from personal experience.
>>147418875
That donation notification is pure cancer
>de choke
GREETINGS FROM AFRICA
I don't have food or clean water but I sure do love watching everyone break these games!
Save the animals!
>>147419298
Just like, well, pretty much all the stream kids these days. Can't wait to see the fut-...
what else did i miss?
>"its the donators fault i messed a trick up i needed quiet time"
>"out of the three marathons ive been to that was my worst time"
>>147419486
it was the donation reader's fault though
Wow that guy was a prick. Hopefully HE gets cancer.
Probably already has it sprouting in his pancreas/liver anyway.
>>147419278
What makes you think that?
>>147419486
nothing, it was a boring run imo
>>147419432
Did he die mid-sentence?
>>147405062
I've been watching this stream for 6 hours already.
I haven't spotted Blueglass yet.
Where is Blueglass?
Or at least based Conjurer?
Come on, I need MEMES to watch this FUCKING GARBAGE. No good speedruns until Thursday now that Caveman's run is finsihed.
>>147419486
>"its the donators fault i messed a trick up i needed quiet time"
he literally asked for them to be quiet and they talked anyway.
>>147415938
and of course they come at like 4 in the morning so no one notices
>>147419541
He might if his cuntiness remains the same.
What a shame that would..........
be.
>>147419545
YSG is at home laughing at this travesty.
>>147419541
She is just..
a mobile kid...
shitposting offtopic garbage.................?!?
>>147419609
HE'S NOT EVEN THERE? FUck it, I'm done.
>they don't even have the game coming up next on the layout during setups
trash tier marathon
>>147419545
average /v/ poster
Daily reminder to do your civic duties for the day
>>147419527
>>147419546
Still no reason to be autistic and blame people on stream lmao. This is supposed to be a shitty games stream and relaxing.
hello I'm here for the shitposting
>no quake
>no half life
>no fucking good games at all
>>147419668
>someone else do it because I'm too much of a coward
