"Told you I'd do it" edition
inb4
>my cryo mix is better
>waifufagottry
>love/remove vox
>PR self shilling
>op can't inb4
We do have an official steam and discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about there not being any "official" steam or discord groups, promising RP or not, be sure it's a shitposter Goon group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: bother admins to get it updated
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/xUdBuWvj
>>147292203
first for you madman
[Deleted] Edition
>>147289265
How do the turrets work anyways?
What do they target?
>We do have an official steam and discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about there not being any "official" steam or discord groups, promising RP or not, be sure it's a shitposter Goon group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.
The discord isn't official just because nuke made it, fuck off
>>147292203
you fucking liar you said you'd make this thread without an image and this one STILL HAS A 43B IMAGE
Sawbones for Admin
>>147293180
everything that moves
>>147293268
>the discord isn't official just because the head of the administration team made it
What WOULD make it official then?
>>147293268
>the head admin made a discord
>most admins are there, over 60 people on at all times
>pomf is there
>somehow not official
I see you are part of the Goon group
What did he mean by this?
>>147293765
He's turning into a frog monster.
>>147293765
I believe it is a common last name for Greys
>>147293268
>Discord made by the head admin
>Not official
Okay /gsg/
>>147293347
Doesn't seem like a good thing to have in brig if they keep shooting officers
Vox being able to eat seed packets when?
I want to forcefeed them apple seeds and kill them with the cyanide they have
>>147295123
>Seeds having cyanide
>Cyanide not being a biproduct of maturation.
>>147295241
how do you think seeds are formed you wacko
What's the process for making money as a miner?
After extensively testing turrets and their effectiveness, I can say conclusively that they are shit and not to be relied upon.
>>147297090
lasertag turrets are the only turrets you should ever use desu
>>147297059
Mine ore (plasma for big bux), take to mining outpost, put on conveyor, activate smelter, insert card into smelter console, claim points.
>vox friend goes mining for a bit
>brings back a large artifact and a fucking spur
how did you do it jesus christ
>>147297165
>using lasertag turrets
are regular lasers any good?
Might be worth setting a couple up in the armory every now and then.
>>147297218
smells likememe magic
we love our borers, don't we folks? we love 'em
unending round where engineers actually have to fix things and not just call the shuttle at the first sound of a breach when
>>147293180
>>147294728
you can set it to shoot criminals/non officers/people with no weapon permits but weapons
>>147297548
>medbay gets bombed
>everything is gone, nothing to salvage except for the surgery overflow and a patient room
>cloning gone
>cryo gone
>chem gone
>at least 10 people dying/dead/missing multiple limbs from the explosion
>captain calls for a vote to leave
>the only people who vote no are engineers wanting to feel important
>NO, WE BUILD MUHFUGGA
>end up having to wait 30 minutes for medbay to be shoddily rebuilt to get cloned instead of waiting 15 for a shuttle and then starting fresh
>>147297849
>i ded pls restart
Thread is so slow
QUICK
WHO IS ON YOUR THICC CREW DREAM TEAM?
>>147300736
I only need Dana in my dream team
>>147300736
5 MoMMIs
Thick metal plating is all they need, and imagine all the shit 5 of those autism powered crabs could do to improve the station.
5 SMEs bare minumum, every tile repainted, power grid suplied till the end of time, endless metal and glass, every window replaced with plasma and reinforced with the advanced silicate sprayer, it would be fucking glorious
hows that appeal coming warden?
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628&p=12561#p12561
>>147297849
Here is my ideal scenario.
>Medbay bombed, nothing salvagable
>5+ dead waiting for cloning
>Engineering starts to rebuild
>Crew transfer shuttle to revive anyone to lazy to wait, but they forfeit all round knowledge and have to play as a new character.
>Make shift medbay set up in cargo, who can order new everything
>round never has to end, new antags named every 30 minutes.
>>147302173
>new antags every 30 minutes´
>wanting cumulative antag damage when most engies can barely even make girders and apply wood or metal to them
>wanting every 30 minutes for 5 C4 antags or a fuckload of emagged doors everywhere every 30 minutes
As a MoMMI player, kill yourself.
>>147300736
Felicity
>>147302173
Never would happen, people won't give up their snowflakes, and will metagame info
>>147295123
Seeds don't contain chems
If you grind them you get pepper
>that round as CMO
CAN WE REMOVE FUCKING RANDOM WEIGHTED VOTES
IT'S RETARDED
>>147304132
You refused to put any chems in cryo. How were you expecting it to go?
AMOS I SAID HACK ALL THE WIRES BUT THE FIRST ONE IT WILL SHOCK YOU
I'M SO SORRY AMOS IT CAME OUT SO STUTTERED IT MUST NOT HAVE MADE ANY SENSE
>>147302962
I hate you.
>>147302173
That would be a completely different game. Add in starting with nothing but materials and the crew and cross-station interactions (trading, raids as a kind of procedural antag, etc.) and it could be fun as fuck though.
decisions decisions decisions
it was hard to choose either the other ling's life or greentexti hate ling rounds so much
>virus spreads
>get blamed even though i never got crates
>first symptom is reverse pattern
>ohboy.jpg
>no cryo mix, had to make a 50 unit one because random mutations
>someone welded virology so cure was delayed
>mfw the whole time after infection started to spread
atleast it wasn't my own virus
>>147304237
The hilarity makes up for it.
>>147304197
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHEMIST'S JOB BUT HE JUST FUCKING MADE MINDBREAKER.
AND THEN THE CLOWN FUCKING FLUSHED OUR PLASMA.
I EVEN PUT CRYOX/CLONEX AS A TEMP ASSUMING THE CHEMIST WOULD DO HIS FUCKING JOB.
BUT IT ALL GOT USED UP DUE TO CLONE DAMAGE VIRUS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
FUCK YOU.
You were a true gygax the whole time gygax. God speed to you.
>>147302173
I miss tensioner, It ensured that the crew actually had to be robust if they wanted a 3+ hour round instead of just killing all the antags in 30 min and then fucking around until someone goes 'woops' and calls the shuttle and everyone 'forgets' to recall it
>>147304197
That wasn't cmo, that was chemist. Chemist was retarded. Cryo had cryoxedone awaiting chemist's cryomix.
>>147302173
More along the lines of: Med bombed, engis start rebuilding, they also get bombed after 10 minutes.
>>147304349
I never stopped believing. Those parts will be sent from the warehouse soon.
>>147300736
30 Mommi 20 Cyborgs 5 AI'sand a clown
>>147304345
WRONG
Making the cryo mix and other chems is always the job of the CMO. CMO always has to be prepared to do every job in medbay.
Should've injected the clown with 15 units of chloral and thrown him into disposals for that though
>>147304324
>virus cure gets made
>don't hand out the cure
>90% of the station is unable to move, hear or speak
You deserve a permaban
>>147304494
I WAS MAKING IT WHEN THE VIRUS DISABLED MY ABILITY TO FUCKING MOVE YOU GIGA NIGGER.
Is it possible to set a single window on top of a grill when you aren't standing in the grill?
>>147304412
I repeatedly told the CMO as he was shuffling people around an empty cryo tube that the beaker was empty, he responded that chemistry wasn't safe because sec wasn't doing their job. All of sec were near crit on the floor in front of him.
>>147304565
you're trash
>>147304653
Fuck off, faggot.
I bet you don't even play Medbay.
>>147304532
you don't understand
we were trapped in virology until a miner drilled into it
after that i rushed to chemistry and put pills on the floor while giving them to those who couldn't walk
>>147304565
Gotta make it before the chemists have a chance to be fucking retards family
>Debating whether to play another round or not
>Deff gets rolled
>Decision made for me
Why is it even an option?
>>147304494
>15 units of chloral
If someone fucks me over as CMO, they get every disability.
>>147304565
Spaceacillin fully prevents virus progression.
>>147304680
better then you would do
>>147304680
He's right you know. It's a head's job to do his entire department by himself if need be. It's not unique to CMO. It's just Medbay always has something to do. And considering vg crews would rather meme than care about their own lives, there's a lot of things to do.
>>147304680
Theres nothing worse than when theotherchemist wont make the cryomix
>>147304794
the first stage caused random mutations if i remember correctly and i'm sure it doesn't stop that from happening
>>147304869
Aw jesus that image is from 2014 thats older than i thought.
>>147304908
First stage was slowdown and blackout, second stage was random mutations.
>>147304324
Your crates were under the plastic flaps in the little mulebot area the whole time. I noticed them on my way to the shuttle.
>>147304714
Bullshit. By the time you were running around there were at least 4 people awaiting a cure with three on the ground and fucking nothing to help out. Not to mention not a word from you. Dirty fucking birds, I'll never trust the likes of you again.
>>147304908
Spaceacillin even halts toxins and limb numbing from grave fever.
>https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10877
Someone explain this to me. It seems like a big deal to me, but I don't know what get_step() does or how often it's used.
>>147304316
I love you :3
>>147304324
>sneak into viro when the virology vox was out
>release a virus
>he gets all the blame
>when he's trying to cure it I weld the airlock
>mockingly start absorbing a corpse right in front of him in the shuttle
>he fails to kill me
YOU GOT MEMED ON
>>147305253
It's not really that big a deal, as while get_turf() is used very often, it's already blazingly fast. That just makes it even more so.
pAI's are so underpowered, god damn
>>147305923
SAY: Grayson Losey/Kyunny/(Grayson Losey) (@17,228,2) Deadsay: stammers, ":g im being raped by validhunter vox on the shuttle"
>>147306123
He didnt even cut off my head and I just regenerated myself from the dead.
>>147306123
kek
>>147305923
i didn't have anything sharp to cut your head off
>>147306261
Break window, get glass shard
>>147306205
Pretty big meme words for a raped man.
Is there a tcomm script that allows me to add a simple addon to things that go on over the radio? I want to make it so everything said over the radio start with 'nigga' and end with 'and shit'. NT scripting makes no sense and Im a shithead who cant into code or scripting.
>>147306050
pAI's should have local hologram technology. They can't affect anything, but they can project themselves up to a half dozen spaces from their unit.
>>147306472
There is
That's one of the easiest things to do in NTSL script
However that's a pretty shit gimmick and it doesn't even sound funny so I'm not going to explain how so we don't have round after round of you rushing to force it to happen.
>>147306261
Decapitation should not be a legit kill for a ling. Incinerate or space.
>>147306804
They should just be able to hack shit fast desu.
>>147306913
Nah. Fuck you. I want muh hologram pAI's so I can ERP with my digital Waifu.
>not sexually abusing your pAI's
Holstering pAI card to my angus when?
>>147307017
niggly has them and I was mad he never shared them but I hope he never does now, because faggots like you.
>>147306816
Not him but I could really use a script to selectively mute one person without having to go through the /mute (name) stuff over comms and whatnot
used to have one but i lost it
What happened to synth meat being used to make androids?
You used to be able to splat synth meat all over a borg endoskeleton to make a synth/android.
>>147307440
Try hardcoding the mute to match the crewmember's name or job title.
It takes a little more work and you have to be at the console to turn it on and off but you wont have to bother with radio commands and accidently saying your command over the general radio.
>>147307481
/vg/ has never had this function.
>>147307576
Yeah thats what I was looking for, I just dont remember how to do it, is it like $replace or something?
>>147307785
I didn't say vg did. I'm asking in general. I'm seeing none of the big wiki's even mention it.
I know for a fact it was a thing since that's what I spent most of my shifts doing like 2 or 3 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNAt-xohHk0
Would vox smoke black and mild?
>>147309124
Surprisingly, Vox are significantly under par on "dude weed lmao" botanist/assistant shitlery. Even when they still had Ambrosia in their outpost.
It's one of the only good bits salvageable about them.
>>147309516
Most vox just assume their mask slot is relegated to the vox breather and never give it another thought. I think people fiddle with their n2 tank more than the breather.
PSA: You can use lit cigarettes/cigars as breath masks.
>>147309728
I remove my suit and n2 tank more than my mask, You dont evne die that fast without it, people think you die as fast as o2 loss but its actually super slow tox damage
>>147304584
yes
>>147310637
I just don't having the tox icon constantly blinking and being told my whole body stings.
Who wants to ERP?
Could somebody make a scud borg sprite?
>>147311980
what's a scud borg?
>>147312034
post ckey
>>147312548
deadpoolj
>>147310798
How?
>>147312760
already ERPed with
>>147313148
click grille w/ glass
>Just had a nightmare where I accidently ick ocked
Help
>>147314752
ban he!
>tfw only recently learned what a mining satchel does
I've been picking up each specific ore every time.
>>147314946
You are like a man who had been shitting while standing up his whole life
One day you figured out you could just sit down to shit
You want to be happy for your discovery, but you can only feel bitter for all the times you shat while standing up for nothing
>tfw only recently learned what intigracy does to kammerjunk
>>147315034
>tfw there are probably tons of people who haven't seen http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts yet
>>147314989
That's actually a really good analogy.
>>147315093
>tfw there are probably tons of people who haven't seen http://pastebin.com/KsvHvMu4 yet
>>147315034
But intigracy is pure... Right guys?
>>147315093
You've actually changed my life on this day.
>>147315265
Yeah, Intigracy ispure sex.
Code it, code monkeys, or I will code you.
>>147316006
when you code me
>>147314752
ooked*
>>147316057
You asked for it, buddy.
You'll be made of Java stuff for this slight.
>>147316006
>gif
>>147316006
>>147316258
>wah emagged borg too hard pls nerf
Get good
They have plenty of weaknesses. Only two of the borgs even have long distance weapons.
>>147316373
Nobody was talking about pancakes until you came up
>>147316373
and then there's this guy
>tfw just read all of space law
>every offense
>every sentencing
Looks like I'm playing sec all of tomorrow. Good night, lads.
>>147315034
>tfw you will never have pure love with intu-kun
>>147316767
>tfwI had
>>147316753
>recidivism is still 3 fucking minutes instead of +50% per repeated offense
>there is still no charge for destroying/withholding evidence
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
>>147316974
That's the beauty of sec. You find out who is shitcurity and who isn't when it comes to how to handle the situations that aren't written down.
>>147316974
Not having id as vox is akin to asking to be spaced.
>>147316974
>recidivism is still 3 fucking minutes instead of +50% per repeated offense
You uphold the law, not make it.
>there is still no charge for destroying/withholding evidence
Execution for Nanotrasen enemy affiliation.
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
Execution for Nanotrasen enemy affiliation.
>>147317203
>"You uphold the law, not make it."
>two lines down he's literally making shit up
>>147317261
Enemy of the Corporation is a valid law (and a law for valids)
>>147316974
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
Immediate deportationout an airlock without a suit or internals
>>147317341
It's an existing charge.
Your interpretation of it is 100% gold-plated retarded and absolutely not "valid".
>>147316974
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
Immediate deportationto Intigracy's private quarters for "reeducation"
>>147316974
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
Immediate deportationto the captains bedroom
>>147317430I'm not him, he's pants-on-head shitcurity to an ahelp-it degree
>>147316974
>the charge for vox traders without an ID is still not written down or specified anywhere
Immediate deportationplease give me (you)s
>>147317509And to Sasha
>>147314989
oh my god are you that miner who took like an hour to bring 10 diamonds? I just thought you were really bad and was prepared to go do it myself
>>147317509
>he has no ID
>better give him the spare so he has something to wear
Great thinking
>>147317810Diamonds are hard to pick up, because if you don't click on the specific spot it doesn't and they're all really small.
>>147315093
But did you know that if you [REDACTED] you can teleport people to you from anywhere?
Everything you need to know is on that list of shortcuts you linked.
>>147316753
>not ignoring the rule that says spacelaw isnt a guideline and giving people whatever time you think is fair based on their attitude
you better believe assholes get more time than people who cooporate
>>147317904
I had no idea anon or I would have told you, I just thought you didn't know where to find diamonds or something.
You poor soul.Truthfully I've done a few similar fuckups in my time, I still refuse to learn how to properly debrain a fucker, I just remove the head and saw the brain out the old way.
>>147317992
Actually Space Law has a provision for reducing sentences based on prisoner cooperation.
>>147318109Ive only ever been adminhelped for murdering prisoners I could have imprisoned, never for making up random bullshit times. But I also knock time off if it takes me a long time to process them or get them to the brig, and often knock a minute off for good behavior if they are like 4 min into a 5-10 min sentence and haven't started smashing windows
>4 hour round
>Shitty laptop can barely run ss13 anymore
end my god damn life
>>147318425
reee stole my idea
>>147318260
That's because space law and the application of it is an IC matter as long as you don't go overboard
>xenos on the station
>shitcurity would rather brig their acting captain for 10 minutes for no reason
>use cigar for gas mask
>it burns out
>forget to replace it
>die from that and blood loss
10/10 round though
>on different server
>there's like 8 people on
>someone announces that the cap killed himself
>decide it would be fun to become captain
>thermite into armory for a energy gun to blast his locker open
>permaban
I realize I fugged up but I wasn't ruining anyone's round I was trying to make it more fun.
>walk into virology with CMO
>weird sound plays
>and again, and again
>mfw 3 larva evolved at the same time into hunters right next to us
>walk out of maint
>biker blows my head off
>>147318482
>he thinks he made up shuttle area comfy expansion
and then there's this guy
>>147318425
Shit hit the fan so hard in there.
>>147318506
>cigar burns out
In almost all other situations that never happens.
But some of these rounds go on wayyyyyyyyyy too long.
>be MD
>get Captain-Level ID with title "Dumbass"
>loot the Captains and HoS office
>Be sketchy in maint with my invisibility power
>Cry when officer takes away my goodies
>curing that disease in viro with the QM
>about to poop out antibodies
>TWO ALIUM HUNTERS AND A DRONE OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE
>>147318534
i'm shitposting, i'm just mad they got a long round in order to do it. the ~6 times I tried I got hour and a half rounds and barely got anywhere because I was an assistant
>>147318502
UP. HOLD. THE LAW.but seriously, they were retarded
What a round
>>147318608
>be vox walking around with 4 different id's of dead crew members
>stun gloves
>spear
>dragging corpses to the chaplain's office to incinerator
>no one ever even considered checking me for contraband
>>147318682
Can't accost an innocent vox youth... it's 3016
>>147318564
Are you fucking serious
It wasn't a fucking maint, you tased me in the fucking hallway when I was just walking and doing nothing.
And every second crew member had fucking chameleon mutation.
You said we already have a captain but when your supposed ''captain'' didnt even reply to your calls you brigged me for 10 minutes.
Pick a different job senpai.
>>147315264
Did shiggy write this? it's garbage
Best round in a while. Surprised it lasted so long.
>>147318682
Were you the vox/chaplain?
I killed you, but I really should have been killing the guy hitting me with the baton, I didn't noticed he had it because he started out only punching me, I'm sorry.
saxxing around 3 hummies as a lone ayy was hilarious, though. I was on harm instead of disarm for just about the whole thing until I realized I was the retard all along.
what was hilarious that round was getting caught in the rad storm and getting alteast 5 powers and only one disability that didn't do much
i wish that happened more often
w-why is no one here
>>147318817
>were you the vox/chaplain
Yes. I was actually a mime. I collected a whole bunch of braindead's id's and decided to impersonate a legionnaire.
Are xenomorph's resistant to flashbangs? I wanted to throw a couple, but was worried I'd knock everyone out and the xeno's would get up first.
>>147318748
>yes
>you were sneaking and going invisible in he HoS office
>No they didn't
>I could have permad you
>No I wont. Stay mad powershitter. Or get a legitimate job title or any proof of legitimacy or try not to act like an antag.
>4 hour round
>actual build project
>station comes together to make it great
>xeno siege
>pulled larvae out of a chest with xenos 3 feet away being shot at
>a xeno free shuttle ride to centcomm
max cozy build round. would do again.
>>147318745
Its not 3016
have you ever looked a mecha's log? it tells you the actual date ingame.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE IP TO THIS SERVER
>>147319132
I can't stop going invisible when I have chameleon you stupid fuck.
Also I wasn't sneaking. I literally pushed you out of my way and carried on.
Shitter.
>>147319219
It's in the op you dumb fuck
>>147319381
There was no one on that server.
>>147319473
WHAT
Good job lesbians. Made a fun round happen.
>>147319410
>>147319410
Post the IP you used.
>>147319494
Do you see this exact bar at the top right of the game screen? No need to post a picture.
>>147319671
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>>147319685Anon he got bunkered
>>147319695
Yep, that's our IP.
And I'm on it right now.
And so are 26 other people.
You must be doing something wrong.
>>147319758
The bunker isn't on. He was on the test server
turtles when
>>147320015
turtles are shit
>tfw lag prevents me from becoming truly robust
>>147320403
>still unrobust after all these years
if I know there's a fight coming I do okay, but I'm fucking terrible at defending myself from a random assault
>>147320403
Worst excuse. I was the most robust when the average .ping was 600 and the plasma leaked and nobody had enough access to eject the engine.
>>147320759
>All the heads crowd around the eject engine button
HOS: Eject it already its going to kill us all
Cap: I cant! I dont have access!
Others: Dont look at me
AI: Only the clown has access and hes dead
HOS: Shit. Get him into a locker ASAP
>go to jail while exploring station
>guards says they can arrange to let me fug one of the prisoners
>i figure this is a 4chan server so why not
>fug the mime
>captain comes in and puts me in this isolation cell
>banned
pls dont make it perma im sorry :(
>>147321067
Great meme anon! I'll cap it just for you!
>>147320759
>>147321067
When did we have an eject engine button?
>>147320759
>600
I regularly enter quadruple digit lag and sometimes quintuple digit because of australian tier internet
>>147320374
ur shit
>>147321147
Fuck off newfag.
>>147321192
That's connection lag, back then it was server and software lag. Blame BYOND.
>>147321147
back when lockers were used to clone anon
>>147321087
why the fuck would you ick ock after getting banned
like damn nigger
forum is that way anyway noone's gonna hear your cries here
>>147321706
I didn't realize there was a forum.
A thread or two I had you suggest ideas for job specific tator tot weapons.
now I want you to suggest department specific ones Keep in mind that they should be useful to most members of the department rather than just the specific job
>>147322120
General (Assistants) and Service
Disco King Kit
Contains: Afro, Bell bottom jeans, Platform shoes, Portable Party Button, Disco Ball, Poofy Shirt and an injector labeled 'Mojo'
>>147322120
Delayed Injection Syringe, a several use syringe than has two different compartments for injection, 5 units that will be used immediately and 10 units that will activate after X amount of seconds pass. Hunger makes it get absorbed faster.
Medbay exclusive. But lord knows doctors need more access to knockout drugs.They don't i just want to give heads impred without them realizing
>>147322120
BRAIN POWAH
A boombox for service and clown/mime
When played it emits a Vampire Screech periodically while playing BRAIN POWER at maximum volume.
What does the key from the vault's safe do?
>>147322120
The Mask
Literally a Bane mask, Steadily pumps DD and Tricord into your system aswell as hyperzine. Works as a gasmask. If removed it is extremely painful.
>>147322854
It unlocks the secrets of the universe.
Alternatively it might go to a firebird.
>>147322927
Where's the firebird?
>>147322886
For you
>>147323060
You can find them on the asteroid sometimes.
>>147323060
There are some in the mines, and I think wizards can get one
>>147322886
Literally already exists, doesn't even cost TC.
Max out illegal tech and then print a chemical mask and chemical pack from R&D, put whatever medicines you want into the pack.
Make sure to unlock the pack's safeties first, I think it's screwdriver-crowbar-multitool to do it.
THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR
PEOPLE RAPING MIMES
>>147323293
>wear cute clothes and masks
>can't scream
literally asking for it
>>147323293
>>147323439
that's what i was thinking
still got banned
SHE WINKED AT ME SHE WANTED IT
>>147323293
>I go freaking blind
>People hugging me and shit while I'm trying to tell them I'm blind and need help
I didn't want your pity I just wanted a new set of eyes for god's sake.
>>147315264
That is the worst Pastebin I've read in years, hands down.
>>147325602
Needed more rape and cucking
WAAAAHHHHHH ME WANT 3D SS13
WAAAAHHH ME WANT AAA DEV SUPPORT!
when are we gonna get a server poll ban dylan?
MAKE SS13 GREAT AGAIN
>tfw didn't get to take a picture of my zoo
I crie evrytiem
>>147327438
Space Murrica Mode when?
Did the stig ever get borged
I wanted to do it myself but I didn't really have access
>never knew there was surgery for gender reassignment
The possibilities! The possibilities!
>>147327669
Good luck ever getting to do it though
Someone should make a lived-in station. One that was evacuated after some disaster, quickly refurbished, then recrewd.
>>147327779
Yeah alright.
You get on that and tell us how it goes.
>>147327779
BERLIN BEST STATION
>>147327779
It's called Polaris if you mean a station where people live
But nobody would want that except baybies, because REEEEE FUCK RP FUCK BAY WERE NOT BAY NO STATIC CREWS REMOVE STATICS REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING BAY REEEEEEEEEEE STOP FUCKING RPING AND VALIDHUNT ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147327669
you can do it with genetics too.
>>147327902
>>147328396
>>147328660
No no no, I mean imagine the state of Box after the singualrity gets lose, then imagine it got repaired as cheaply as possible before a new crew was sent over.
>>147330076
Oh, so you want a even shittier deficiency with a bunch of engies who never bother to even try to improve or construct any decent equipment and in general is some fucking busted hellhole barely kept together by superglue and prayers that not even a MoMMI could rebuild or would rebuild due to every single round being the same repairs?
Deficiency already sucks ass, the average engineer barely carries any metal/orders any from cargo, can barely put a singulo to work and generally is a useless cunt after basic power is set, and you want to make a station that is barely functional, looks like garbage and feels like playing in some ragtag shithole, especialy in summer? We already have Bus and deficiency for shit maps people still pick for some fucking reason, we do not need another one.
The joys of being new
Why don't people vote for meta more often
ded?
its kammerjunks birthday remember to sing them happy birthday they love that song
>>147330809
>mfw I stomped him in the dick when he kidnapped the CMO
Amazing stress relief. Especially considering the first thing he did was cablecuff me while I was fucking dying instead of healing me.
