Vox get out edition
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed] [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M
>>147202634
First for dream team
>botanist says a vox trader is stealing his shit
>find the bird on the hallway, tase, cuff, drag to brig
>"I BE HAVING PERMIT FROM CAPTAIN LOOK IN LEFT POCKET"
>it's a blank paper stamped with the captain's stamp about twenty times
>PDA the captain, "hey did you give a vox trader a permit or something"
>"Yeah"
>"it's just a blank paper stamped a lot"
>"Yeah"
>
>let the bird go
>never see it again
>botanist says nothing was missing in the end
Was it all a bad dream?
>>147202981
lol, dat filename
Third for Baystation shilling. The Torch is the greatest thing to happen to SS13
You know maybe if the admins didn't hand out permabans like they were fucking candy people wouldn't be such shitters.
Why not just give people a day or two to cool off and develop a wrap sheet?
Reminder to do your part and molest Niggly
>>147203341
How do I get Diethyl to notice me? ;_;
>>147202634
Shit OP
>/ss13/ instead of /ss13g/
>no spess on the subject
>no last thread link
>no last time on /ss13g/
>same edition as last one
>old map renders link
>288x188 image
Shit OP
>>147203341
hands off. Niggly is not for sexual
>>147203394
didn't see you posting anything.
>>147201418
>>147201521
those guys are shit but do you really think restricting vox to those jobs is going to make them improve themselves any more when they're human? What we need is admins to crack down on shitters playing trader just to tide.
>80% of rounds I get killed instantly
>10% of rounds I get antag but get killed instantly by powergaming/metagaming assistants and sec
>>147203394
>searching for the general with 'spess'
>wanting 'last time on' JoJo memes
>Muh image is too small for muh 120hz moniter I use for ss13 hurrr
Space yourself
>>147203629
>>80% of rounds I get killed instantly
What the FUCK are you doing?
Most of the time I am nonantag I don't even get in a fight all shift because all the antags already got validhunted come 12:20
>>147203397
That makes it all the better
>>147203629
literally
get
gud
you fucking piece of shit casual
You have no right to complain until you're actually competent at not getting your shit pushed in by every diamond dozen valid hunter
At least be able to put up a fight you pathetic excuse for a spessman
>>147203754
>People break rules of the server
>"Lol git gud"
How about these admins stop tolerating these hoards of validhunting faggots.
>log in
>check crew manifest
>ashe and felicity are on
>log off
>be mime
>shitter HoS permabrigs me for a bar brawl, claiming I killed a guy despite only knocking him out
>meanwhile, HoS harmbatons ANOTHER guy who's permabrigged
>break out, get to arrivals with him
>he gets critted while in space, pull him out when I realize he didn't make it
>he's still alive
>feed him dexalin, change him into graysuit
>chef drags him away into medbay
Did you survive, permabro?
MMI'd Mechs Meson Sensors when?
How many viruses got released that round?
>>147202634
>No spess in the OP
Kill you're self
>>147203846
>valid hunting
>breaking the rules
how about you get good enough that you don't get your shit pushed in by the masses of people that aren't necessarily even that robust
you are literally so bad and so mad about being bad you're calling for the people beating you at a video game to be banned from the game
Think about that you retarded piece of shit
>>147203709
Well let me make the next thread /ss13/ Guitar Hero General, with "inb4" instead of "last time" and no image.
How about that?
>Be Librarian
>Count Dracula Gimmick
>Get killed by paramedic twice
>Wasn't the antag
>Don't Ahelp because Ahelping is for losers
>Sit on ghost screen entire round
Waffles627 is a shitter.
>be HoP
>do HoP things
>run Cargo since nobody's there
>make shit run smoothly
>suddenly virus
>Elvis syndrome
>into toxification
>and bone dissolution
>finally turn into a catbeast
>while trying to make announces in my office, collapse because all the bones in the lower half of my body just shattered
>Sawbones comes in and just robusts me to death while I'm laying in front of the announcement console
>>147203885
Yeah, but then I got cornered in maint and brought into solitary until the end of the shift.
You were mah nigga, glad you survived.
HoS was a megashitter, though. Took something like half an hour and three officers to catch me, and they only got me because I let the guy who accused me see me and just stayed in the same room until they arrived. Even then, they still needed AI help.
If it were up to me, that'd warrant a head ban.
>>147204063
Yes, valid hunting is breaking the rules on servers that don't allow powergaming.
>injecting 200 l/s directly from the o2 miner
It was fun, fellow crab. Still don't know why the prism stopped working out of nowhere tho
>>147204138
Suffer not the catbeast
>>147204215
Mine says 41 MW
>>147203876
>not joining the fun
>not being felicitys own personal brain slug
>>147204215
that power was put to good use in the bar
Problem with /vg/server is that EVERYONE is an expert.
There are no newbies or anything, no rotation, no changes.
Always the same powergaming sadcunts.
>>147204153
>that don't allow powergaming.
And you think that's this server?
>>147204441
>/vg/
>EVERYONE is an expert.
Thanks for the laugh m8 I needed it
To this day, Science still doesn't know what a laser scalpel is
>>147203876
>still having a problem with them
They're the best. They just started a worldstar with like 4 or 5 drunk golems.
>>147204367
2.9 MW in each collector, minus the non-cooled that i used to test the cooling process. The thing turned out to be really average because we could not unfuck the prisms
>>147204496
Not expert in EVERYTHING, but it's moot playing in /vg/.
I'm bored in playing in it because I also know everything already and Meta, Box and Diff are all memorised.
And I know every player's path of action.
It's boring.
>>147204127
is the guy on the right Macaulay Culkin?
>>147202981
>Vox trader
>antag kills me while I'm trying to sell them stuff, oh well
>breaks into several departments
>tells people it was the Vox who broke in
Made me more upset than being murdered
>>147204142
No one told me they both agreed to fight
Only thing i saw was a guy knocked down and a mime with a bottle
You were in cap office, i aksed you to please come to brig but you escaped spouting "I DINDU NUFFIN, LIFE BACK IN TRACK" what was i supposed to do? You also disarmed me in front of perma the second you saw me
>>147205214
Seems like a good cover though, desu.
>want to be chaplain
>dont want to annoy admins with prayers
what do
>>147205606
Make them funny.
>>147203369
make a purple dragon fursona
>>147205606
Become your own god and answer your own prayers.
>>147205606
>not wanting to go on holy quests
what are you a faggot?
Ya, ok.
my ban appeal
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=2628
>>147205606
When I want to be chaplain, I go to servers I don't normally play and hard spam chants into prayer.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
For 45 minutes I did that in one server. I got a cookie on the escape shuttle.
>>147205606
Annoy them but know your admins.
Probe is does not pay attention to prayers
Elim will give you good fun if roleplayed correctly but he ded
>>147205842
>wanting people to be forced to take responsibility
its better this way
>>147205842
>needing a cargo tech when there's a qm
>needing a mime
>needing a janitor
>needing a chaplain
>needing a chemist, geneticist, or virologist when there are three doctors and a CMO
>Needing an RD
>>147204640
Yeah, the golem thing was pretty cool I guess. But even if they're not bad players, I still get this awful gut feeling whenever I see them together and get pissed for some reason. I think the whole kawaii anime lesbians thing is giving me flashbacks to when I played on Baystation.
>>147204703
That's why we need random names and body. You can't tell who's who this way (for the most part) so you can't predict people.
>>147205251
... Are you clinically retarded or merely pretending?
>>147204367
>>147204215
was watching you both making it from scratch. Teach me senpai
>>147205606
Put effort into it, know which of us will respond. I try and respond whenever possible if you've put the minimal amount of effort in
When is this getting added to the emagged juke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGkyhaMdpto
fucking shitvox are giving us a bad name
RULE 1: NEVER DEPRESSURIZE THE RESEARCH OUTPOST
rule 2: follow the involiate
rule 3: nigger steathily
>>147204441I played earlier and I was new and I just got shit on for not knowing how to do things
>>147207894
When you kill yourself
>>147203341
Do not molest Niggly.
are any admins on?
>>147209006
admin tab and click adminwho
>>147207945
SQWUUAAARRKKKKK HOMAN NED OXOGEN?????? BRRAAWWWKKKKK
>>147202981
>Tfw clown steals all the head stamps and does something like that
>>147209369
witout oxigen humen dont evoluate??????
>>147203596
THIS. I actually enjoy trader as a role but whenever i see 'Birdjew' selling guns or fucktards playing it as greytide with mining tools I die inside. Give more jobbans please.
>>147205606
>Pray offering syndiecake gods a authentic real nuclear fission explosive and matching nuclear authentication disk as vox
>Not even a 'fuck off' in reply
>Cry
>>147205961
Admins can and ours usually do turn off even seeing prayers even before you pray
probably because 99% of prayers are 'give honk'
>>147205606
make me prayermin again
>>147209791
BAAWWWK RED STOOL FOR ARMORY? GOODS. DEAL.
>>147210251
>see chaplain make a really well worded prayer with plenty of offerings
>nothing happens
>5 admins on
I don't know what I was sxpecting
>>147207945
>plays as vox
>name is pronouncable like fucking "screech" or "quill" or "rail" instead of an honorable vox name like Cacatchihakatokattii
>speaks perfect galactic common
>wears hardsuit all round
>doesn't steal every shiny item not bolted down
what is even the point
>>147211064
tfw my vox name is Tachiha or something
>>147211064
>"to" as a vox syllabe
FUCKING SNOWFLAKES
>>147211064
Your vox name example isn't very good, though it's better than a lot of vox static names
I'd tell you how to improve it but honestly I can't even figure out exactly what's wrong with it
It just doesn't feel right
Go click random name on a vox character a few times and look at what kinds of things come up
>>147211176
>>147211357
I just slammed the keyboard a few times
my heart was in the right place
>>147211064
>not wearing your hardsuit at all times
I tell you secret I found my self... If you wear suit, then nobody can tell you are alien! Work every time! It work because of polar eyes visor!
>>147211064
>look at monitor console
>see a vox with one of their retard names dying somewhere
>don't feel like working out all that fucking gibberish so I ignore them and let them rot
Learn to integrate with society featherface or go back to space mexico or wherever you come from.
There is no excuse for vox to smash open windows and fuck over the outposts when it is possible to break in with nothing but a screw driver and crowbar with out causing everything to go to shit.
On every single window that has the double borders it is possible to create an 'airlock' and enter with out causing all the air to rush out. This is also useful for plasma fires in toxins where opening the airlock will cause everything to become fire.
All you need to do is unsecure the outside window, rotate it, smash the grille, step into the turf, rotate back the window, secure it, then unsecure the window to the inside and rotate it. Instead of letting all the air rush out into space, all the air loss is within those few turfs.
If you FEEL THE GOD DAMN NEED TO SAY 'oh that takes too long, I would rather be a fucking shit and space all the air because fuck other people' THEN YOU DESERVE TO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BANNED.
FUCK VOX.
>bombs went off across station, pressure fucked
>Manage to help a few survives without air suits get onto the shuttle as acting captain
>Vox trader fucker decides to hitchhike back to centcom AND SMASHES THE SHUTTLE WINDOW, MAKING ALL THE AIR GO RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN
>Stun, grab, and throw his fucking bird flu infected ass right out the god damn window he broke open into space
>He bitches in OOC after the round
DAY OF THE GAS
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>>147212000
>Someones dying in X
so hardtheir suit sensors default to off anon, he made an effort for you to be able to see him.
>>147212112
Suit sensors default to a random setting
If you're talking about traders, their roundstart clothes don't even HAVE sensors, unless that changed
I thought I got the captains pinpointer?
Or is it revering to the device that finds PDA's?
>greentext in spite of not wanting to be a traitor or knowing how to buy gear
What a great accident.
But seriously, how do you buy traitor gear? The wiki says to check your notes for your frequency and use your PDA, but I couldn't find any way to use my PDA for it even after getting the stuff from my notes.
>rod breaches entire station
>spend round as mediborg struggling to keep people alive up to this point
>go through 3 different lawsets that only make my job easier
>everyone wants to feed the clown to a goliath
What even.
>>147210401
This, everytime. It's just sad.
>>147212607
the pinpointer is the thing that find the nuke disc
>>147212607
you grabbed his SPS, not the pinpointer
>>147212607
The nuclear disk pinpointer anon
>>147212607
That's the SPS. I was the CMO, held onto the pointer ever since the coppers entered medical dead and gone.
>>147212624
Set your ringtone to the code
>>147212624
You set your ringtone to the code that they give you.
Also don't do it out in the halls or some metagamer will disarm spam you and then get into your uplink and you are gg.
>>147212624
at the beginning of the round you are given an uplink code, enter it into your ringer setting in your pda under messages to unlock your syndicate uplink. Remember to relock it after its use and only buy things as you need them. walking around with traitor gear is a liability unless you know what you are doing.
QUICK I NEED A DESCRIPTION FOR THE KNIFE THAT SPAWNS BY DEFAULT INSIDE A BOOT KNIFE HOLSTER
>>147212624
You have to set your PDA ringtone to whatever it says, Or your headset frequency if you drop your PDA before you're assigned a code.
Or you get a verb to spawn a radio if you have neither.
>beekeeper
>some nigger ghost kept fucking with my lights for the first 20 minutes of the round
>grew dionae pods since that's what i thought they wanted
>kept doing it after two round of disgorges
FUCK YOU CUNT
>>147212821
>You are the Double Agent!
Agent, scrambler, emag, thermals, space the PDA.
>everytime I sat down on a chair it spun endlessly
I hope that was just a really dedicated ghost
>>147212830
"Cheeki Breeki Iv Damka"
>>147212084
If you're a vox and all you want is to use the dispenser, you can take the conveyor belt that leads directly to the chemistry room, make the chems you want and jump into the disposals bin and then jump into the disposal inlet.
>>147212973
Nah senpai, they just want to take the dispenser for themselves because they are feathered niggers.
Fucking vox traders deserve no admin protection beyond normal crew members and should be punished for shittry instead of protected from retaliation.
>>147212973
Conveyer belt sushi bar when?
>>147213221
When the chef agrees to combine the kitchen with cargo.
>>147213221
People have done conveyor bars before. It's not hard.
>>147213221
Building conveyors is the easiest it's ever been
Get a soldering tool from primary tool storage, ask Chemistry for some sulphuric acid or grind regular nettles for it
Use the soldering tool on sheets of glass for conveyor belt circuitboards
Then it's just 5 metal per conveyor tile
>>147203084
>Play on baystation
>Get banned for running down the hall
>>147212830
"sure you could just swing an energy axe into someone's face, but people tend to see that coming. "
>>147213221
Last year.
>>147213651
I've seen someone do a smaller scale one a week ago.
>>147213651
Someone did one last night without the chefs permission and the chef quit.
>>147213651
>That presentation
>That variety
>Connector to the kitchen
Best conveyor kitchen I've ever seen, A+
>>147205842
![[Profuse Screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/VZcd92n.png "[Profuse Screaming].png")
>>147213908
>made a conveyor belt kitchen once
>admin sees it and spawns five fucking thousand food items on top of it
>it's just random fucking food items including poisonous shit like spider legs
>there's so fucking much of it the conveyors start bugging out and it all becomes one huge homogeneous mess
>can't even get rid of it with a locker and dumping it into the backroom because the amount of items one locker can hold doesn't even make a dent on the amount of game-crashing food there is per tile
THANKS FOR NOTHING
>>147214108
>when you figure out how to de-poison spider and carp meat
>>147203084
>map looks nice
>it's a "can't know what vampires are until they shove bats up your ass while a tajaran security guard playfully stuns you" server
why can't we have good things in this world
>>147214565
The map isn't even nice
I have no idea why people say this
>>147214687
I said it looks nice nigga :^(
>>147214687
>>147214565
>>147214886
link to render?
>>147214945
it's a lowpop map that's shaped like a ship with a series of ladders, stairs and elevators to each deck
>>147215284
>entire room filled with advanced scanners
Literally why?
>>147215284
All of those rooms are irredeemably bad except the vault which is just average, guess not even Bay can fuck up 9 tiles
>>147215454
They have cryo storage for people who have to go braindead
>>147215454
>wow my friend is not here i'll just enter this hypersleep dont sex my corpse kay?
>>147215454
Is that a fucking breach in maintenance just to the bottom left of that room
>>147215454
>>147215516
wait nevermind that was a mapping contest version
this is the current tajaran ARR PEE approved version
>>147215701
it's a multideck ship, that'd just be a hole to a lower floor
>>147205842
>>147214026
>volunteering to do any of that
>>147215731
Do you have the lower deck?
>>147215284
>>147215731
If I cut all those grilles, will they die?
>>147216189
i'll post the third after this i guess
>>147216330
Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have TWO TEGs?
>>147216330
What the fuck is that thing on the far left?
>>147216393
Based on the sprite, I believe it's a bluespace artillery cannon.
>>147215731
>RP approved
>empty rooms connected with sticks to serve as "engines"
>>147216330
>>147216268
It would be FailRP
>>147216372
>>147216393
>>147216372
fuck i posted the wrong one again
this is the actual second deck
>>147216330
What is that gun looking thing on the left?
>>147216372
[clogs internally]
>>147216393
blue space cannon
>>147216518
okay, third deck and forth deck coming
i have managed to close the mapping contest version's tab, so hopefully no more mishaps
>>147216393
>>147216531
ye olde ancient BSA sprite from one of the original away missions if I remember correctlyI don't think it was ever animated properly so it sucks
>>147216687
and there we go
>>147215731
>>147216518
>>147216687
these are the tajaran APPROVED MAP RENDERS
ALL OTHER MAP RENDERS ARE NOT CANON
>>147212830
that one is good
>>147216729
I recall the BSA sprite being all grey
>>147203084
>baystation has entire wiki pages about history and culture for all of their special snowflake alien races
>human page is a stub
ughhh humans are soo boring
You cunts ready for hypothermia 2.0
>Hey crew how about some science
>WHAT IF MY BAG OF HOLDING HAD TWO BAGS OF HOLDING!
>I WANNA GIVE SINGULOS A HUG!
>OH SHIT SINGULOOSE
>Rd on comms goes You all fucking suck and kills the singulos
tips for being a mechanic?
also how the fuck did that singularity appear
>>147218682
>hypothermia 2.0
tell me more
wew what a round
>>147219436
Mechanic is just the "nobody cares if you don't do anything or not" job. You COULD upgrade the machines and help everyone, but nobody really does, and nobody really cares if you do.
>>147218682
You cunts ready for Irish Colonization 2.0
Because I'm gonna grab every bicycle wheel in north america and make Britain great again
>>147219508
By the time someone comes around to upgrade robotics, everything that needs to be built is already built.
>accidentally space myself, don't want to lose my ore crate so I let myself drift and hope I hit the station in a few turnovers
>drift until the end of the round when I hit the grey vault as the shuttle arrives.
well at least i had a nice lie on the floor while I waited
>>147219436
>tips for being a mechanic
when being assistant 2.0, be a complete shitter
alternatively please, fucking please upgrade the genetics machines
it's a soulless and boring RNG simulator to begin with, anything you can do to help those poor souls will guarantee 72 clowns in space heaven
>Go on a tour to see the cultist exhibit
>Tour surprise is a cultist conversion
>Have an implant because I'm an IAA, converter notices
>The guy trying to convert me gave me the ultimatum to convert or die
>Let him do the surgery to remove the implant
>Steps out and just bleed out on a table
I want a refund
>>147219508
>>147219559
>last round
>PDA message the mechanics if they want plastic
>tell them I'll hook them up with all the plastic they'll ever need if they give me a chem dispenser and a few more hydro trays
>they deliver in a timely manner
>they get about 100 sheets of plastic from me
Useless job my ass.
People underestimate how useful the flatpack fab is.
>>147211064
under rated post
I found a video of Skowron. Does anyone want to see it?
>>147221610
I don't know, DO we want to see it
Is it even interesting
We don't know what it is nigger
>>147221707
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
>pumping himself with creatine and wheel chairing everyone
I've never been robusted so hard before.
>>147214565
>while a tarjaran security guard playfully stuns you
T R I G G E R E D
FUCK KAJHIT NIGGERS
oh my god you brilliant bastard
>start up space after watching a documentary on wild bill hickok
>Yred is killing everyone with a souped up wheelchair
>fuck
>grab all the lasers and an ion rifle
>head to escape since the shuttle is almost here(my fatal mistake)
>Try using the ion rifle
>it doesn't work and I ion myself
>get memed on
I wish I got on to the station earlier, I have a few ideas on how to deal with that and if I ever see that again I can definitely stop it. Not that I'll ever get the chance to use them since I hardly ever play sec when Yred decides to fuck everything up. Just fuck my shit up
>>147222374
>Yred is killing everyone with a souped up wheelchair
Again? Fucking hell it's all this guy does
>>147222420
Does he do it often? That's good, I want to test my ideas next time.
>Always forget to use my *deathgasp macro until I'm already dead
Just fuck my shit up
>Everyone's getting massacred by wheelchairman
>I'm just cowering in the escape pod with the light off and my sensors dead
>>147222470
Yeah, pumped up on creatine and every healing chemical known to man, every time.
>>147222496
Some men weren't made for combat, son.
But some men don't call them men.
>>147211064
>>plays as vox
>name is a random string of consonants
>acts like caveman Roman Belic because "my gender identity is spaghetti and I think it's cute, funny and random. Ask me about my pronouns!"
>throws their hardsuit out and then bitches when some disgruntled citizen decides to take their can o' memes away
>commits grand larceny regularly for funI hope you choked long and hard on however much Zuhayr paid you, Pomf
>it's bwoink and bannable to hold someone under duress and threaten to kill them if they don't co-operate as antag to non-antag with conversation and weapons and all
>but it's okay for Sawbones to worldlessly manage to implant Nevill and Yahir with greytide implants with no logged conversations/struggle and have the three of them blow up a station in twenty minutes or less and murderbone who they like
What gives /vg/station?
>>147222825
Server is dying, that's what
>>147222825
>it's bwoink and bannable to hold someone under duress and threaten to kill them if they don't co-operate as antag to non-antag with conversation and weapons and all
Can you name a specific instance where a player was banned for, as an antagonist, forcing a non-antagonist to cooperate with them under threat of death?
>>147222880
>>147222825
Nepotism and garbage admins is the single biggest problem with SS13 as a whole. It's not just an issue with this server.
>>147222814
I know you're shitposting but when has anyone ever RP'd gender identity bullshit in-game
Besides the crossdressing doctor that is
>>147223072
I was implying that people only like retard vox because of their own mental issues and or heightened estrogen levels but hey thanks for writing off my criticism as bait because you disagree with it I really appreciate it
>>147221845
ive asked him 5 times if they sing this and he never answers
>>147223419
So, never?
Cool conjecture anon
>>147222825
I tabled nevill once so he could farm cuban pete bombs for me idk what you're going on about
>>147223579
Blow me
>>147223648
Buy me dinner first
>>147223676
You're paying
>>147223739
Do you know what "buy" means?
That would've been a valid comeback if I said "take me out for dinner"
Nerd
>>147222825
>bannable
what rule?
all I can see about this is
>4. Teaming up with an antagonist is fine from time to time if you've got a good reason, but make sure you adminhelp and get an OK before you start killing people or whatnot.
Fire is very evil
>>147224857
pomf you've been gone so long I can't even remember if this is really your trip
>meta station vox outpost
why the hell doesn't box station outpost get anything special
deff has a unique weapon and an autolathe along with a kitchen and a small ore processor nearby AND a lot of other things
meta has a bunch of cool things and a station to repair and have fun
>>147224987
Nobody cares about feathered faggots.
>>147224987
why isnt the entirety of the vox's land their ship?
>>147224987
meta is just box flip side ways with nicer things to it.
>>147224987
Nobody gives a shit about vox
>>147224857
POMF I wrote some new playlists for the jukebox http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617&sid=0567643aee3e357ce082359e01027450
>>147222420
I'll save the fun gimmicks for a day I don't get revved on back to back.
>>147222374
I do not often get CMO traitor sadly.
>>147222374
what sorta things can you do to soup up a wheelchair? I figured all you can do is turn it into a cannon
>>147225854
MDs can buy a syndicate wheelchair for 6TC. Motorized, mows over people for a lot of brute. And CMOs can buy every job item that med staff get, wheelchair hugchem and radgun.
>>147225061
obviously people do
>>147226791
>he plays vox
>>147226929
what are you going to do about it:^)
>>147226983
jerk off and forget my shitty life
>>147226929
>he plays adecentwaifu
>>147227607
who?
>>147205842
>become hop
>there is no security
>you are now forced to become hopcurity if anything happens to the station. Or you lock yourself in your office and ignore the screams.
>Be CE
>everything is already done. Or the engine is cold and you can kick out people of the engineering-area that want to "HELP" by looting your tools.
>Be HOS
>you are now responsible for EVERYTHING bad that happens, even if it happened before your arrival. Have fun dealing with more than two shitters at once without a warden.
>>147213864
>chef gets cucked and quits his job
top kek
post comfy
>>147226983
Have superior features by not playing a bird nigger
>>147228172
wow, taking the credit for what I did... god damn tree niggers...
Random Weighted Vote Result: Bus Station/ with 6 votes and a 33% chance of winning
What did they mean by this
Found a rare footage of Nick Weller and a security cadet dispensing law during a revolution
https://youtu.be/Mb4f1xpSu-I
>it's an ignore the decapitated head episode
>it's an ignore the person getting sucked in the lobby episode
>tfw rounds are too short to do anything significant on the asteroid
No wonder traders all greytide, time runs out too fast to actually do stuff.
>spend whole round as comfy vox
>go sell stuff
>only customer tries to kill me
>shutters down as soon as he shoots
>gets in through door
>slips on totally strategically placed slippy plant
>live to end round
>mfw
>>147228306
Don't get what the big deal is about Nick Weller. All I remember him doing is killing some vox one time
>>147228042
>>147228363
I think it's just memes
I can't tell if they're supposed to be flattering or not. I assume they're flattering because Nick is a damn good officer and a part of the Real Dream Team(tm)
>>147228338
>being this mad
>>147228306
tear gas when?
>static namer makes me mad in a previous round
>do nothing to help them when they get murdered and call for help
>>147228396
Inspiration
>>147228496
Kill yourself een
>>147228494
Who was it?
>>147228547
Not anymore I'm not.
>>147228342
im the literal only trader ive ever seen that doesnt steal shit and picks for artifacts. i ever do it where no xenoarch has business being, even though the one time ive ever ran into them they tried to kill me and i ended up fucking them up. vox trader is one of my favorite things to play just because i play it to hang out at the outpost and pick artifacts.
>>147228496
>leaving your workplace
>taking valuable items with you
I hope you got banned, shitter
>>147228942
>Een being banned
That'll be the day
Why do the clown , mime and librarian roles even exist? To convince assistants they can take a real job? I mean, the only real difference between being an assistant and having those roles is you have special items and access to like one extra room.
People still don't actually expect you to do anything, and you could probably steal stuff and stock up for when the inevitable antagonist reveal happens.
Which never actually affects you because those characters just run around and don't pay attention to everything else.
>>147229230
I got slipped the post
>>147229226
Thats really old and I don't see any problem with it beyond them dealing with a presumed adminhelp they were involved in while playing, But that was then and it was still fine for them to admin and play
>>147228427
>Real Dream Team
Post it
>Being in the discord
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
for future reference don't be a smart alec and try to reset your spells after using a tome kit, you lose your spells and cant get them back and its really hard to not die when you are a wizard with no magic.
hope you guys liked the fate reading atleast.
I wanted to take summon guns x5 but there was no summon guns to take so i took the tome box
its kinda shit
shame about the whole wizards instantly die any time they are in crit regardless of shock paddles or cloning
>buying pizzas when we already have a chef
i just wanted to play basketball ;_;
>>147230938
Officer/HoS:
Paul Foster
Nick Weller
Ban Evader
Rambling Maniac
Italus Harke
Garryck Varus
Warden:
Hryst Valkyr/Caleigh Stall
Detective:
That one random namer
IAA:
Alexa Highlands
best dream team 2bh
>>147231650
>no Vulgaris
>no Mops
>no Burer
>Bendak
>Kor
>Harley
>Dante
>Just a bunch of literal who'swho might actually work together instead of hating eachother
>>147231750
They're all people that have played lately and haven't died/been banned and would keep the station safe from all harm every round.
antags would never win with that team
>>147231750
Kill yourself een
>>147231650
Any security that large will succeed regardless of players.
And I only recognize 3 names up there, do the rest even play security at all?
Holy shit are there ANY good servers?
CM is just xenos bullshit
TG and /vg/ have a lot of interesting features but a lot of coderbus, nerfs and unnecessary removals everywhere
Hippie has good admins but atrocious code, feels like 2013 spessmen. Also filled with shitters
Bay/Polaris/Apollo all have nice features however High RP is just a pain In the ass that only autistic people find fun
Goon is great but takes long to get used to, mostly lowpop.
Paradise has good code with features from nearly every codebase, however it's plagued with furries and autistic children. Admins on this server are faggots who hand out permabans like candy because "I think you need to take time off!"
The ERP stations are complete jokes not worth mentioning
>>147231937
Yeah but not very often.
>>147231969
I've seen this before.
>>147231969
TG, /vg/ and hippie are also plagued with weebs on top of furfags
>>147230938
HoS: Paul Foster
Warden: Caleigh Stall
Officer: Nick Weller
Detective: Naomi Williams
>>147232182
I'm not sure if this is a joke or not
>>147232182
>giving attention to attention whores
that's why server is going to shitter
DEAD THREAD DEAD SERVER
