>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
How are people in ~65 rating still so fucking clueless of the meta?
http://imgur.com/a/38iOW
Not my work, but I thought it was neat.
first for mercy's hulking smelly dick.
Poorfags will never know how hard having 1000 jewbux is
so many things I want, none are actually worth the jewbux...
is there a guide to obscure teleporter spots?
I can think of a couple in King's Row, but places like Route 66 are a god damn mystery
>The wolf hunts for it's prey!
>The japanese poisoned the Hokkaido wolf to extinction, hunted the Honshi wolf to extinction
?
Why is comp so fun?
>>147197563
What meta? There's a meta? I play video games for fun, tell me what this magical meta is and how it will make me have more fun.
>First game of competitive lost because of Hanzo insta-locker
When does it end
>>147197605
That's gay anon.Nice.
>>147197563
>sperg faggot spergs out over people playing a game differently than him
grow up immature brat.
>>147197659
Just find a room near the front lines, one door, no medkit
Somewhere no one would ever go
>>147197663
HE MONGOL ARCHER
NO QUESTION THE WOLFS
AWOO
>>147197664
(you)
>>147197563
>How are people in ~65 rating still so fucking clueless of the meta?
Nigger, fuck off with your /lolg/ esports faggotry of trying to make people use team comps dreamt up by a bunch of aimbotting retards playing for shekels as a publicity event to get Metzen more dollerydoos.
Which fast food place would you take Mei to?
>>147197659
What I do on Route 66 is use the gas station and either put it in a little corner, or in the middle of the front. Works every time for me. It's absolutely great, because they can't get past the middle of the first checkpoint.
>>147197874
chick fil a is literally the only fast food place that isnt complete ass
>>147197874
Arbys cause I wanna eat her beef and cheddar
>>147197718
It only gets worse.
>play comp
>do well
>mfw Blizz lag spike of Blizz
>3k ping
>somehow we win
>now too afraid to play comp
When will the lag end /owg/?
>>147197659
Some places are better or worse for some heroes. It's just life.
>>147197667
The objective of every game is to win. Everyone has fun by winning. There are no exceptions. Some people have fun by winning no matter what, and will play the strongest Heroes or decks or champions. Some have fun by winning with friends. Some have fun by winning with silly retarded shit just to see if they can. Everyone plays differently.Whichever one of these categories you fit under, and you can fit under multiple depending on your mood, does not diminish the fact that everyone plays for fun, they just have it in different ways.
>>147197874
Panda Express, of course
>>147197874
taco bell slut
>>147197874
panda express
>win match
>four golds
>potg
YEEEEEEEEE
>>147197904
>Put your teleporter in an easy accessible open room that is the first thing enemies see when they tank the lower tunnel flanking route.
How's 10 MMR treating you?
Why is it always the worst players that complain the most?
I've really never understood that.
>>147197954
>>147197961
that's not real
that's an april fools joke for wow around 2007
>>147197874
Taco Bell. May as well bring the whole crew along too.
Should I solo q on ranked?
>>147197664
>lvl 369
what the fuck
They really need to nerf Pharah and Zayra, or buff their counters.
Oh wait
>Zarya
>Counter
Which one of you cucks is this
>>147197807
Can't even follow what you're saying/10
>>147197979
>>win match
>>four golds
>>potg
This is how you know when to leave, your team is shit and you shouldn't carry them.
>>147197951
>the objective of every game is to win
This is autism speaking.
>everyone has fun winning
You have fun sitting back doing nothing playing a fuck boi healer so long as the game tells you that you "won" that's autistic as all hell
>there are no exceptions
This is really autistic too
>some have fun winning no matter what
That's called autism or having an inferiority complex when we're only talking about a GAME.
>>147197874
Subway
>>147198026
Who's that imposter on Hana Song's meka?
>>147198046
Nah, don't bother with comp unless you've got a group. It's just a waste of time to go solo.
>play soldier
>press q
>not a single assist or kill cause they have double zarya
okay.
>>147198000
I'm at 55 thank you very much. I admit, my teleporter breaks once a few matches, but the enemy team seems to have the mentality that I would never place a teleporter in such a terrible spot. It's awesome. It's so bad it's good.
But what do I know? It's not like I've won every time with Symmetra on Route 66.
>do placements
>team leaves
>can leave in x seconds without reprecussions
>leave in x seconds
>still lose the placement match
why is blizzard literally allowed to lie to its playerbase
>>147197664
>They all purposefully tanked their placements so they could grind against low level teams.
Reminder that sudden death and assault maps are broken in competitive mode
>>147198061
Cuck is in TV now anon
Cuck is mainstream
Cuck ism't your little sekrit klub maymay
>>147197664
>that guy 300+ with that shitty of a rank
>having that many hours into the game and still being this bad
>>147198153
>play 2nd most OP hero
>Waaah, they have the 1st most op hero
>>147198171
you know it nigga
>play comp
>fagtron instalocks hanzo
>he is actually pretty decent
>Guy from enemy team: "fuck you hanzo, you piece of shit" and leaves
Wow, some of them are pretty cool.
>>147198123
I take it that you didn't actually read my post.
Some people have fun by winning no matter the cost. Others want to play silly shit just to see if they can win with it. Some people like to play with friends. Everyone plays to have fun. Everyone plays to win. Nobody hoes into a game with the intention to lose. Nobody goes into game with the intention to not have fun. People just have fun in different ways.
Anybody else an xbone fag? Finished my placement matches today, and managed to hook up with a premade stack while soloqueue.
Looking to maybe do so with some of you fine folks in the future.
>>147197664
>Bronze Healing
What even is your playstyle
>>147198009
Because salt. If you notice that one of your teammates is complaining a lot, it's most likely you all will lose. It's like the first step to guaranteeing a loss. People work together better when we help each other and not place blame. I've won lots of games that way. Why, what do you know, being nice to each other actually works.
>>147198165
I've found that the second floor cave works really well if you use your turrets to defend it properly. Can be really hard to break and you can even stop Junkrat/Pharah from blowing it up if you place it right
>>147197664
>300
>+60
>+FUCKING9
HOWW
I just lost my first three placement matches. Why do people cooperate LESS than in in quickplay?
>quickplay
>hey lets backdoor on volskaya, I need a mercy and a d.va
>sure thing
>comp
>hey guys lets backdoor
>lol fuck you :^)
I just don't understand.
>>147198171
I played with a 400+ rank 38.
He was actually rank 38 in skill.
>>147198285
I am playing on console and I am not going into ranked until that Torbjorn nerf.
You can all greentext me for console I am poor and dont give a fuck.
>>147198171
>Being enough of an item whore that you'll deliberately land yourself in bottom-bitch ranking bracket in order to get your fancy golden weapons faster
TF2 players are here and I do not like it
>these are the stats of a bastion/junkrat 'main'at one point he was sitting just in front of our spawn in koth in turret mode trying to kill a tracer
When is the patch coming out fixing this shitty ass game
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't at the point or heading to it
>>147198319
Thanks for the idea anon. I'll try it out next time. It will depend, however, on my teammates cooperation. Hopefully they will.
>>147197664
>level 369
>only rank 37
Time well spend.
>>147198375
>im rank 68
>rank 1 in skill
>Consolefags finally get competitive
>No one ever uses mic but teams still click
>Have made 4 different teams ragequit so far
>Actually picking up strats I wouldn't know from just quick play
>Distinct lack of toxicityfor now
All-in-all, pretty fucking good gamemode. Needs to dish out more EXP after matches tho, feels like I'm earning a whole lot less.
>>147198456
I dont know how he can like Junkrat AND Bastion
sitting in one spot for an hour is just so boring, I wanna be flying around airshotting Pharahs
>>147198487
snipan
>>147198241
Probably being used by multiple people.
I was playing the other night with someone 250+ and she clearly wasn't the only one using the account. She was noticeably shocked by some things that were happening, but still was decent enough to not be bad
This whole only one side attacks bullshit is so unbelievably retarded.
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? The idiot should be fucking fired.
>>147198279
>quotes over half the post
>you clearly didn't read my post
I didn't read the rest of this one for sure but what kind of idiot are you?
this is the correct skin to buy, yes?
>>147198046
If you don't mind being paired with frustrating retards 9/10ths of the time, sure. It's shocking how terrible people are in competitive.
What game would you play with D.va?
>Chess
>>147197419
>>147197489
Not him but what is this burst you guys are talking about? not shooting all your mag at once or is it an advance play or some shit?
How do i git gud with Soldier?
>>147198537
Is Overwatch better with a controller? I'm not sure but I feel like I could do better in some situations with one.
>>147198279
>Nobody hoes into a game with the intention to lose.
Except I have. Every time I've picked Genji.
>>147198615
What soes Blackbeard look like
>>147198615
AHOY MATEYyes
>>147198065
I think perhaps he is trying to indicate that the adherence to a "meta" or ideal team build is a superfluous one due to the fact that the winners of Blizzard's prized esports competitions have been shown to be cheaters and therefor undermines any credibility that these "professional" players have in influencing how the common or garden player should attempt to win. This is further compounded by the fact that the esports element of Overwatch is so very obviously forced as an attempt by Blizzard to make more sales using this market.
I do hope this clears things up for you friend.
>game starts
>lock rein
>we have no healer
>get our shit pushed in
>"can we get a healer pls"
>no response from anyone
>whatever, this is a loss, might as well have some fun
>switch to d.va and start fucking around
>guy who instalocked hanzo at game start: "we need a tank and healer guys"
YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT
YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR YOUR LOSSES, NOBODY ELSE
IF YOU CANT CARRY A TEAM WITH 2 HANZOS YOU'RE A FUCKING SHITTER AND NEED TO KYS
>>147198168
It says you can leave without a leaver's penalty but it will still count as a loss. Read the whole warning next time.
>>147198359
It's probably some public account
>>147198487
I have ult and want to quad the enemy
I like playing hanzo because i can't play widowmaker
>>147198537
Console mic user here. But yes, environment seems to lack the toxicity of pc.
>>147198615
Yes.
>>147198492
Yeah you have to have somewhat component teammates otherwise a Junkrat will wreck your shit in the cave.
However it is incredibly nice to have a TP on that spot because of its proximity to the every choke point before the first checkpoint
>>147198674
>>147197563
>le meta
Feel free to fuck off back to league
>>147198573
>she clearly wasn't the only one using the account
>She
>>147198652
The first 3 shots of S76's rifle are 100% accurate, so you if you fire in quick 3 round bursts at medium - long range you won't miss (as long as you can actually aim).
>Ilios
>Reinhardt Ram a 76 into a wall
>His buttbuddy Lucio got knocked out of the way
>Flies off a cliff
heh
>>147198652
soldier's first 4 shots have pinpoint accuracy, then he starts coning
if you shoot 4, stop, then immediately shoot 4 again, repeat, he has 0 coning and if you're good is only a bit slower than holding it down
>Be Reinhardt
>Attack Zarya with half health while I am full
>lose because my dumb cunt teammates fed her energy
>>147198818
only because nerds are more than likely too afraid to flame people with their pussy ass voice, if they were on pc abd could type I reckon it would be the same.
>>147198375
>Level 70
>Get matched with JonSnow the level 250 Junkrat
>Holds down M1 and strafes back and forth with no regard for actual aim
>I'm already playing Junkrat with next to no time on him and I beat his ass I think he got like one kill on me the entire game and I got like eight on him
>After the game he swears at me in chat and disconnects immediately
>attacking hanamura
>team is d..va, junk, hanzo, tor and fucking bastion
What shitty comps have you guys seen today?
Finally got 1000 coinsagain.
Guess I'll wait for new skins since I've all the good skins for the heroes I play.
>>147198026
>Winston eating Doritos Locos Tacos
>Not D.va pounding them down and washing it down with a gallon of Mtn Dew
>got the game two weeks ago
>played the shit out of it because I got surgery and couldn't go to work or anything
>have logged about thirty hours
>getting bored as fuck
I need new maps! The game's getting stale
>>147199015
2 genjis and zenyattawe won
>>147198924
I've had 2 girls add me because I fucking destroyed them and now we often duo or triple queue in quick play, makes nice change from being a depressed forever alone in IRL even if it's just voice chat.
>>147198645
I would play the "lets get naked and have sex" game.
Either that, or battletoads.
how the fuck do you get waste not want not
What team comp would you always be happy with, excluding an enemy team comp that absolutely necessitates some specific counterpicks?
>two S76
>Rein
>Mercy
>Junkrat
>Phara
>>147198875
Yea barb is better
Post your favorite webms.
>bastion
>balanced
Pick one.
>>147199174
6 tracers
>>147198656
Played both PS4 for PC. Hanzo seems easier to aim on console, with more precise characters like Widow being much more satisfying on PC.
>>147199174
No zenyatta, no genji, no mei and I am good.
>>147199174
76, McCree, Pharah, Rein, Lucio, Mercy.
holy shit i'm on a loss streak for 14 matches so far why the fuck am i getting teamed with lvl 10s and the enemy has at least 3 100+ lvls
When to use the m2 or laser pointer as the power lesbian?
>>147197718
If you've had Genji lockers before you
wouldn't be complaining about this.
>>147199174
>two tanks
>two supports
>anything else
>Sorry, sorry, so sorry
>>147198285
Yeah. Been having ridiculous fun with Lucio. He feels almost broken on console because people can't aim and I suppose they aren't used to seeing battlefrog jumping around like a maniac and pushing them out of their sniper nest.
>tfw capping Kings Road objective A .5 seconds after game start
>play with an unranked friend cause fuck it
>fuck up my mmr by losing once with unranked shitters
>literally need to win 4 games for a rank up when im solo now
>>147199215
>watching a Japanese streamer
>they kept referring to Zarya as メスゴリラ
based nips
>>147198645
hide the sausage
>>147197667
>>147197730
>>147198906
>>147197807
I am not even really talking about meta in terms of hero picks
I'm talking about people doing absolutely retarded shit that was established as WRONG WAY TO PLAY THE GAME already during first week of closed beta such as going at the attack spawn doors on defence instead of setting up a defence at some tight chokepoint
>going 1-3 on placement games
it's so infuriating to see my team pick anything but support. Honestly, at this point i wouldnt be surprised going 1-9
The benefits of playing in the sub-50 ranked matches is I get these medals every match.
>>147199146
>Wanting to sex a gook
Enjoy your syphilis
competitive is so fucking trash. just like quick play - shit stomp or get shit stomped. theres no in between, no skill based matchmaking, nothing.
>>147199174
Two rein, two S76, two mercy.
we #MOBILEFORTRESS now
>>147197874
Dairy Queen
>>147199379
mesu gorilla?
Miss Gorilla?
>>147199281
ive been using the m2 for everything. Even 1vs1 close fights
I completely forgot about the laser lol
>It's a "world's greatest Tracer just won't stop bullying you outside spawn" episode
So why is it sometimes you rank up from one match and other times you don't?
Easiest heroes that are never played wellat least in my shitty rank
>76
>Mercy
>Rein
>Reaper
Who am I missing?
>>147199583
because koth gives you 1/8th the amount of xp its supposed to
>>147199174
Lucio
Zarya
Junkrat
Roadhog
Reaper
Rein/S:76/Any hero, to be honest
>first placement match
>61% of team's damage
>as tracer
wew I feel like I'm back in open beta
you guys suck
>>147199624
Junkrat
>>147198704
Just give up and play rein as a pick class family
Shield and spam firestrike until your ultimate is up and then smash the mf q button the moment you get a decent opportunity. If you're good/lucky you can hammer down into fire strike and then charge to nail a solid 2-4k and get the satisfaction of fucking up someone who thought they were unfuckable, like the enemy mercy.
>Use to be stomping everyone with good aim
>take a break for a week
>my aim is suddenly so fucking ass i feel like im playing a new game
>>147199624
Zarya
Pharah
>>147199559twenty minutes
>>147199624
All four of those are in every single game I play at 60+.
Why is Soldier allowed to be so blatantly overpowered.
>you pick a character
>teammate picks the same one
>demands you change or they'll fuck out team over
>change
>they end up costing us the game
>>147199390
>I'm talking about people doing absolutely retarded shit that was established as WRONG WAY TO PLAY THE GAME.
That's not the meta then, that's simply playing the game as it was designed to be played. Slapping the "Meta" label does not apply here since it's not an unintentional product of shit game balance like in LoL or WoW. In future, I'd recommend you avoid using it since it's a pretty cancerous phrase that implies you choke down the bullshit the "PRO MLG" players and teams think is the one and only winning formula.
is there any way to change the default chat channel to team chat rather than group? I hate having to swap to another channel every game because im grouped up with one or two people. It may seem like a simple and quick thing to do, but so many people just cant be fucked to do it so it ends up with 3 small groups of people all in their own independent chat channels, leading to a lack of communication
So how do we fix Zarya?
Right XB1 fuckers. Any of you want to party up because my 62 is getting anally tongued by 49's who feel like sitting as Bastion on KotH matches or weeb fantasy Genji/Hanzo instapicking.
I just want Ranked to be a 100+ club, some people just blunder into fucking success it seems, just never when I'm on the team. I shouldn't be getting 5 goods as Lucio for fucks sake.
>>147199215
based as fuck
>Talking to one of my white friends about Overwatch
>"Yeah, I mostly play Mercy
>Oh fuck
>"But when I'm not up for her, I always fall back on Bastion
>mfw
What a fucking faggot
Weren't you supposed to be able to see who are grouped together in ranked?
>>147199852
you are
in the pre-match screen
that lasts for 3 seconds
>>147199807
halve cooldown on personal shield
remove targetable shield
shield no longers removes negative buffs (traps/slows/etc)
>>147199559
>It's a "World's greatest Tracer scores 4 multikills with pulse bombs" episode
>>147199836
I don't blame you.
Bastion is literally the most autistic character
in the entire game.
![4653777-1868666176-Iron-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ZhGqWj.jpg "4653777-1868666176-Iron-[1].jpg")
>>147199769
>tfw double Pharah
>>147199852
You can eh, when the side by side team members first screen pops up it has bars along the side.
Stop putting me on them doing team with 30 seconds left
How good is Rein in high-level competitive? I've been playing him a lot recently and I've had a lot of fun
>>147199981
He's pretty much essential
>It's a "someone only plays Genji or hanzo 24/7 in ranked" episode
Please fucking kill yourself if you main a hero 24/7 and force your fucking shitty playstyle on people trying to play this game in a competitive manner.
>>147199740
Good for you
>>147199836
What does being white have to do with it, nigger?
>>147199445
It will be worth it.
What the fuck is with Torbjörn's turret's reaction time? They need to nerf this shit.
>>147199981
He's pretty much one of the go-to picks for a team.
A competent Rein can't carry a shit team, but a competent Rein can make a decent team absolutely great. For him to really shine, he requires his team mates to work with and support him, and that is generally more common in high rank play.
>>147199951
You get backfill experience points now
>>147199981
It really depends on how you play him.
Just do what he's meant for; defending the objective and fucking up anyone who comes near it.
Whatever you do don't be over zealous, it will just cost you your life.
>>147199836
>know this faggot always filled with insecurities
>play overwatch with buddy who knew faggot
>says faggot was playing Mercy
So what complexities determine someone's champ? I went for Reaper and Junkrat first, what's that mean? What's Hanzo mean? Or Genji and Mcree?
>>147200025
>>147200025
>>147200136
I haven't played compt yet as I'm not leveled enough, but I find in quick play I always go after Mercy with him and I end up killing her, in time to put up my shield and not die
>>147199215
>throwing armor at mei
"Here all my money please spare meeee!!"
>>147199981
Basically a required pick. The team that has a Reinhardt gets to sit behind the shield and pick off enemies for free.
>>147200067
Just had this dumbass in my game. Wouldn't change even though we were trying to ask him nicely. He was absolute garbage with Genji. The highlight of his game was cleaning up 2 kills with his sword. Made me want to blow my fucking brains out having to play with people who are so uncooperative they wont even acknowledge their team asking them to play another hero.
>>147200182
>they fix backfill after everyone jumped ship to ranked
>>147199916
So you just want her to be unusable gotcha.
>>147199807
The way we fix her is have the charge lock bug fixed, then people learn to counter pick and not solo fight her and her team.
>>147199786
Just press tab you moron
how the fuck is a team of 4 x 100+ lvl evenly matched when i solo queue? fuck off blizzard and your shit matchmaking for niggers.
>>147200131
>in bracket where Torb is a problem
lol.
His turret is so fucking easy to deal with it's ridiculous how useless he really is.
>>147200284
People realized ranked is shit and went back after getting their rank.
>>147199375
amazing
>>147199769
> pick Lucio
> teammate locks Lucio as well
> refuses to change
> a minute or two in its clear they don't know how to play Lucio effectively (no wall riding, no song switching etc...)
> switch back to Lucio and continue playing 5v6
How the fuck did they make tracer to be more annoying than scout, who was designed to be an annoying narcissistic shit? All the "You freakin' dumbass" turned into "WEEEE CALVARY'S HERE LUV"
>>147200326
Just because they play a shit load doesn't mean they're not garbage at the game.
please blizzard, just one time put me on a team where people actually defend or attack, I can't carry an entire team.
I'm seriously just going to have to take a month long break from this shit.
>>147200067
>Two people lockin as Genji
>Its too late to backout
>Play Genji too
>>147199981
this >>147200025
He's one of the few auto-pick heroes in the game; Pretty much everyone else has some kind of alternate or swap-out regardless of the precise heroes taken; the entire team comp is set from the start based one whether there's a Rein or not.
>>147199916
>remove targetable shield
That is absolutely idiotic.
>>147199981
Rein is handy to have it only for the same reason as zarya: his ultimate synergizes with fucking everything.
>>147199884
>>147199947
why cant you just see it in tab
Why do people talk shit when they can't back it up?
>our team sucks
>yeah and this guy needs to get off of Mei she's garbage
>yeah he's really not helping at all
>33 objective elims
>4:57 Obj time
>Roadhog stands right outside of the wells edge and hooks you
>>147200124
I want her to sit on my lap as she drives her mech, that would be freaking sweet
>>147199493
Mesu means "female," but it's specifically used for animals/beasts.
>>147200561
If people who don't play Mei don't see a wall up 24/7, they think she's shit.
>>147199916
>remove targetable shield
No, fuck off you moron and get back to >>>/lolg/ with your retarded REEEE NERF NERF NERF shit.
>>147200561
I had a similar experience. Some dude was in mic like "Step it up Soldier, their Pharah is just running us over, you need to deal with her!" For context, he was playing Widowmaker on LIJIANG TOWER. I had 4 Gold Medals, and Silver in healing. We lost.
>>147200221
Seeing as how his charge will insta kill her, three hammers (or two hammers and a fire strike) will kill her, and nothing besides solid walls will protect her from those, she's exceedingly easy to pop, especially since she tends to hide behind her Rein's shield.
If they enemy Rein isn't attentive you can easily pop her through their shield and quickly pop back out, but you run the risk of being counter charged before you can kill her.
Can someone explain the appeal of Pharah/Mercy to me? It just feels so forced.
>>147200450
Scout was funny, Tracer is just annoying
>>147200591
I don't know that feel bro
>>147199836
Is Reaper more your flavor, anon?
>>147200693
It's never going to stop now they've all migrated here
How do I bully Zarya
I want to bully Zarya so badly but its fucking impossible, she has no weakness
>>147200726
>Scout was funny
t. yagskie
>>147200780
Zaryas counter isgitting gud
guys give me some good channel or vids to git gud i need something to watch to help me getting out of this boogahole
>>147200719
>Attractive woman shipped with attractive woman
Wow, nobody saw that comingshipping and waifushit is cancer
>>147200719
they both can fly
thats basically it
>tfw reading about shitters on reddit complaining they are <50 because of bad teammates despite totally carrying their team
when are the ranks going to be established enough for me not to get retards ho are clueless bout how to play the game like >>147197563 said
i'm rank 70 and keep getting matched with the absolute most retards when I lose and win games
>>147200780
Really the only thing you can do is widowmaker or pick a fast hero that can jump her and hope she panics.
>>147200780
Just don't shoot shields and you're fine. Don't have the "she's low I'll just blow her shield up and kill her" mentality
>rank 57
>attack on dorado
>two guys (lvl 144 & 224) instalock into widow and hanzo
>on attack
>tell one of them to atleast switch
>they don't
>lose first round
>defense
>same guys instalock hanzo and widow
>entire team is telling both of them to switch
>widow argues he's doing good caise he has gold in damage
>hanzo never types or talks in mic
>lose 2 minutes into the round
what's the deal with every single person who plays Sniper in every game and being the most selfish player ever? I can get that it's fun but why does sniper-like classes always attract these autists who only play for themselves and who have no care at all for the team?
it's honestly just depressing how these types of people exist and how they ruin the whole game for everyone
>>147200780
>shoot her for a bit
>she pops her shield ability
>stop shooting her
>shield expires
>shoot her again
>she runs off
>Her 200 shields recharge
>comes back
>shoot her
>she uses her shield ability
>....
2016 ,what a year to be alive
>>147200719
Tumblr wants everything in videogames and media to be some special snowflake sexuality. /u/ just wants to masturbate to two girls since they get intimidated, instead of self inserting, by another benis.
>>147200838
Game of Thrones.
Best show of the decade.
>>147200907
The tears are delicious.
>get first legendary
>it's fucking chem professor symmetra
>>147200854
The Pharah/Mercy shipping is way heavier than any other gay shipping though for reasons I don't understand.
>>147200863
There has to be more to it
>>147199807
Double her cool downs
>>147200973
>she will never give you a teleporter blowjob
>>147198687
I've heard him also say "SHIVER ME TIMBERS" when getting a multikill.
>>147200939
cause*
>>147200942
> being this upset over Zarya poking
If you don't attack her shields she does shit damage. If you have a healer Zarya pokes aren't that bad
zarya would be less annoying if she didnt have regenerating health
>lose some games in a row
>finally win again
>only get like 30% progress to next level
please tell me this isn`t the same meme shit as in league where you have to win 10 games in a row to fix your mmr.
>>147200629
>I want her to sit on my lap as she drives her mech
how would that work without being the most uncomfortable shit in the world?
>>147200780
>How do I bully Zarya
You don't, he is precious.
But yeah, use Roadhog. Tell your team to wait till you hook her out of position and wait for her bubble. I've found baiting it works excellently and your team usually can follow the simply instruction to wait till you've hooked her and baited her shield.
>t.Zarya player.
>>147200973
My dude that is her best skin.
>>147201043
>She will never give you a hard-light handjob
>Get placed 68.
>Play solo queue.
>Level 40 Genji on my team.
>2 Meis.
What the fuck? Every game has been decided by which team has the one retard who thinks Mei/Genji are assets.
They are shit. If you suck, just go Torbjorn because at least the turret can aim.
Or go Lucio. He is useful by just literally standing around.
>lose
>lose a rank
>win
>get 1/4th level up
>>147200968
>>147200973
It's time for a game of guess the hero
>>147199916
>remove targetable shield
then she wouldnt be a tank
>shield no longer removes traps
it doesnt remove traps
will you at least learn what a character can do before crying for nerfs you sack of shit
>>147199375
Thumbnail will always be Pokemon Stadium from SSBM
>>147200968
Game of Thrones is fucking terrible. Season 1 was good, everything after is 90% sex scenes and 10% trying to balance plots that nobody cares about.
>>147201131
Lucio?
>>147199215
>reinhardt, fetch
holy shit how the fuck do you counter torb turret + bastion combo behind reinhardt's shield?
i changed into pharah but they turned me into a pink mist intantly
>pick Zarya
>shield teammate
>they run away
>holding point by myself and get killed
>team shows up once I die
>get back to point and team is all dead again
>Widow on team is focused on one person and doesn't go for the 5 other people attacking the point
>Lucio cant decide if he wants to be a fast dps or a medic
>one guy who autolocked Tracer keeps getting destroyed due to them never using their abilities
Please someone tell me how to get gud teammates
Just started playing and i'm 20 wins to 9 losses...how hard is MMR going to fuck me in the ass tonight?
>>147201115
>shitter on my team complains about my genji pick
lose
>shitter on my team doesnt say anything and tries to play his best
win
every time
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>>147201203
did spouting "the books are better" get old and this is the shitpost you need to make people listen to you?
>>147201131
Reaper or widow
>>147199916
>negative buff
i think you mean debuff. if your post didnt make you sound mentally impaired enough, that did the trick you fucking mongoloid
>>147199807
zarya needs to block twice as much damage to reach maximum charge.
the decay rate is reduced at lower amounts.
>>147201002
They are basically the heavy+medic, can fly, damage boost
> playing torb on console
> great turret placement, hidden behind a wall as enemy gets ready for final push
> our Zarya ults them in front of my turret right as I molten core
> POTG is me spamming my heel click emote while molten core nets me a quad kill
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>>147201203
>He doesnt like tits
>He doesn't like violence
>He doesn't like magic
>He doesn't like backstabbing
>He doesn't like "Muh Honor"
>He doesn't like fun
>>147200234
Nigga that's Rein bait, why do you think he swooped on that shit so quick.
>>147200318
what?
>>147201296
>autist is mad because not everybody likes babby's first drama
>>147201359
If I want tits I'll watch porn, if I want to watch a drama it'll be something where they're not trying to have 8 plots happen at once.
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