LoLbabbies cannot handle slavic goddesses Edition
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1rd for I wish tf2g were this fast
>not listening to christian rock or calm hipster alternative while calling 12 year olds nigger faggots over voice chat
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW KID
2nd for one true pairing y'all
>people actually have trouble with dat rat
>people actually consider him overpowered
>it's a "Roadhog only has one weakness and if you disagree with this you're just a Blizzdrone" episode
>lose game
>teammate who says nothing all game flames another and follows with "this is COMPETITIVE"
i'm already laughing at the entitlement
top 10 for mercy's smelly, hulking dick.
>>147208894
SAY IT WITH ME BROTHERS!
I'm so sorry
post cute D.Vas
>>147209064I listen to Carly Rae Jepsen while I play ranked gamesit feels so right
D. Va!
Where my PS4 niggas at?
I do not want to go into Comp without a full team.
How's competitive mode been treating you today?
>>147209082
Isn't he like twice her age?
Lucio is New Day personified
There has to be someone by now who has every single item only by getting free loot crates every level up, right?
REMOVE OVERTIME
REMOVEEEEEEEEE
>>147209082
Mah nigga
HOW DOES HIGH NOON FUCKING MISS WHY DO I MISS FAN THE HAMMER POINT BLANK VS STUNNED PEOPLE
Who are the objectively worst characters in every class?
Who would you say are usually the best?
I NEED MY NEW FUCKING HATS. I WANT TO SPEND COINS.
>>147209265
there are level 300s running around
assume they spend all their coins, yeah
>>147209117
Ogon po gotovnosti!
>>147209248
New Day are a comedy heel/face team. Lucio seems like too much of a nice guy to joke around and throw shade
>>147209139
>>147209248
Literally Kofi Kingston
Askew intro for Symmetra is pretty cool. Too bad it's literally impossible to get PotG as Symmetra
>>147209248
AWWWWWW OVERWAAAAATCH
>>147209082
Why did Mercy not age a day while Soldier 76 got old man skin and a lebron james hairline?
>>147209117
Ogon po gotovnosti!
>When you slowly become disillusioned with your most used/favorite hero to the point where you never feel the urge to play them again because other heroes do their job so much betterGuess the hero.
>>147209396
i've gotten symmetra potg a few times
>>147209408
She has nanomachines
All he got was a bunch of stress
>>147209396
>Too bad it's literally impossible to get PotG as Symmetra
found the shitter!
>>147209440
D.va
>>147209361
Based what are you doing out of your general?
Post your most recent Play of the Game
>>147209365
DJELET THIS
>>147209365
ASS
>>147209408
Necromancy.
>>147209440
mccree?
>>147209440
mccree?
>>147209440
Soldier 76
>>147209246
bro, she was there during omnic crisis
>>147209396
What is symmetra even good for? Why is she in the game?
I'm only lv 11 so if she's secretly good in some situations I wouldn't know
>>147209365
Delete this
>>147209492
Iunno. Mine is dead as fuck
>>147209365
DELETE THIS
>>147209117
Ogon po gotovnosti!
Anyone else an avid roleplayer?
>>147209408
She can ressurect the dead, not a stretch to assume she figured out anti aging. 76 was in a super soldier program, think Boss, and lived through an explosion that destroyed the organization he fought so hard for. Premature graying and hair loss would be normal under such conditions.
>>147209527
please play 10 more hours of overwatch before posting here again
>>147209578
Oh hey, how you doin viva
funny seeing you here
>>147205210
Isn't this the monkey/loli gangrape?
Very fucking brutal.
>>147209361
Back to /gtag/ with that other faggot
>>147209528
As a 7 year old
>>147209528
>bro, she was there during omnic crisis
yeah, when she was seven years old.
>Playing Roadhog
>Reinhardt pins my mercy
>He takes some damage while charging
>Hook him and kill him mid charge
>Mercy stands still to type
>"omg ty ty ty"
>She gets headshotted by hanzo because she stood still to type
>>147209501
Junkrat lol
how the fuck do you get waste not want not
>>147209356
Who wins out? -4 str or ropey yet frayed grandpa muscle?
>>147209735
STOP ME IF YOUVE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
> tfw people always underestimate DVA outside of mech
Projectile gun with auto fire 20 rounds and one of the smallest hit boxes in the game. Sometimes I like to just troll around with her outside of mech and then pop into mech when I get into trouble
this deserves a repost
>blizzard makes a ranking system from 1-100
>lowest anyone actually has is 17, highest is 81
explain this
>>147209652
Yo
>>147209682
I've only been there like thrice, though
>>147209501
It was a Widowmaker POTG with 3 Recon assists and 0 fucking kills with chip damage done. Forgot to record it, though
>>147209737
I got lucky and somehow got 3 kills with my ult at the exact same time and got it. I guess his ult is still considered to have clips?
In any case, you can use your ultimate to soften them up before shooting them with your basic attack. I believe that's how you're supposed to get it.
>>147209440
Mei?
>>147209501
Not most recent but it's the last one I screenshotted
otp af
>>147209793
GG THIS TEAM00GA
>>147209408
Stress of almost dying and proceeding to try and be a mercenary tend to age a person.
And Mercy is also the worlds best doctor, anti-aging wouldn't be that hard.
Why is McCree so shit now?
Am I just supposed to spam M1 and pray that I land headshots or something?
>>147209690
>playing roadhog
>hook the shitter attacking your healer
>playing rein
>pin the shitter attacking your healer
>playing d.va
>knock the shitter attacking your healer around until he fucks off or dies
>playing zarya
>shield your healer that's being attacked and use the charge you gained to kill that shitter
best feel
>>147209840
It's not a ranking. It's a rating. 50 is the average.
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ae22epX.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
>>147209484
>>147209510
>>147209513
>>147209527
>>147209874
Nah, this aluminum foil sack of bolts and shit. I mean, I love him, I really do, but the more I level up, the more I realize how squishy he is and how little mobility he has.
>attacking hanamura
>enemy team is hanzo on the wall, genji flanking
>most importantly, mercy healing the obligatory reinhardt sitting at the gate
wow
would've thought these anti-fun stand-still cheese mechanics would've gotten boring 3 weeks ago
>>147209440
Zarya. Don't really know why I just can't do good on her anymore. Still my most played but I'm doing really well with Soldier lately.
Super late but this was such a stupid comment I can't let it go:
>>147203686
how about you look at it THIS way you fucking idiot
>Mercy heals one target at 50 HPS
>Lucio heals multiple targets at 12.5 HPS
>Zenyatta heals one target at 40 HPS
It's not the same as Lucio and Zenyatta both "heal slow" because they both heal slower than Mercy. Zenyatta heals more than three times as fast as Lucio does.
The tradeoff to Zenyatta's slow healing is that he can stay farther back from his healing target than either of the other two, and at the same time he can mark a specific target on the field for 50 percent more damage (Mercy's damage beam only does 30 percent more), which combined with the fact that he can attack with crazy range and no damage falloff while he does these two things makes him a dangerous character if played right.
The reason he's underpowered is because he has terrible survivability in a game with characters like Reaper and Winston, it has nothing to do with his healing. His healing is only slightly slower than Mercy's and it lets his squishy ass stay farther back while she has to be on the front line the entire time.
>as a solo healer he's objectively the worst choice, you cannot refute this
You reek of ignorance and parroted opinions from reddit and /owg/ and are too stupid or too arrogant to even look at the Wiki and see the numbers for yourself. I'm not going to deny that Zenyatta is fairly niche and in most situations Lucy and Mercio outclass him but to make the sweeping declaration that he's "objectively" garbage because you boiled the enormous difference in heals between him and the BR down to "lol they both heal slow" is asinine.
I bet you cry about Roadhog needing nerfs too. Honestly just uninstall the game
Why is Junkrat such a mainable character?
Mei needs to be nerfed, she shouldn't be able to 1 shot 150hp heros across the fucking map
>>147209845
>>147209652
Based and dotsy back to /tf2g/ with you
>>147209916yes___________________
>>147209605
Holy shit the proportions are so off on everything...
>>147209936
>>147209793
gg this team.
Had two matches of people leaving, only to have the enemy leave after I fed them the monkey d on numbani.
>>147209720
Two reins swinging at each other is the most autistic looking thing in this game.
In fact, ALL mirror matches look dumb as hell.
>>147209983
>no aim required just shoot in the general direction of people
>brain dead ult that is free kills
he's chill
>>147210013
I'm not dotsy I'm the heavy main
>>147209793
GG THIS TEAM
Is Ranked worth my time
I'm getting real salty dying to Hanzo arrows and Pharah rockets I just so happen to be in the way of the MOMENT I walk out of spawn even though they aimed for someone else.
Does it get better
ALRIGHT!
Which one of you cunts is AutismSteve on PS4?
>>147210013
I am there, though. Still dead
>charge someone as Rein dead on
>they get knocked to the side
>charge someone as Rein, and clip them on the side
>they get pinned
W E W
>>147209845
>>147210013
Right, it was some other fag I was thinking of. Sorry for the confusion.
You're OK.How's feathers, thole, and everyone else?
>Rein has surpassed Reaper in term of most played now
I dont know how to feel.
>>147209978
zenyatta heals at 30hps, not 40
lucio heals at 40 while amp it up is active
get your facts straight
>>147209117
Ogon po gotovnosti
>>147209936
He's most likely going to be buffed sometime in the future
I think the main problem is that people think that Zenyatta can pump out Mercy/Lucio tier healing, when his heals are fucking shit
He probably should have been put in the defensive class at his current state
>>147209936
lmao I knew you were gonna say him. I'm in exactly the same boat
I play as him because I think he serves his purpose and I love his unique playstyle but I think he needs some kind of buff. Remove his garbage RMB and give him a blink so Winston and Reaper aren't completely instant death sentences, and maybe turn his HP into armor or something. And his ult needs reworked too, I dunno why the fuck they thought it was a good idea to give the lowest HP lowest mobility class in the game an ultimate that only works when the target is within ass to cheek range of you but it's stupid
>>147210156
wazzup nigger
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4qurwm/a_word_about_mmr_hell_and_lgbts/
This legendary shitpost.
>>147210141
What the fuck is up with Tracer's giant nose and fatface cheeks? Tumblrs wanting to diversify her or some shit?
>playing comp
>two mic fags
>one guy picks widow
>one of the mic fag spazes out on him
>the other mic fag plays good cop
>"she just isn't good for this map, pick someone else"
>the guy picks reaper
>later in the match the same guy picks widow
>spaz, spazes out again
>we are losing
>both mic fags are in a tissy
>I change my character to widow
>total fucking melt down
>>147210287
That's just the artists style, I saved it because I found it cute.
>>147210261
>not actually about gays
I'm slightly disappointed
>>147210141
That is adorable.
>>147210256
If it actually is youWe messaged back and forth while I was VERY drunk last night. Sorry 'bout that.
>>147209936
if you're playing ranked then please PLEASE do not pick zen, at least until he is buffed
I'm not even going to say anything about his overall usefulness but all the retards think he's a solo healer and refuse to pick healer while he's on the team, I lose 90% of my games when zen is on my team because of this
>>147210231
He heals 30/s to a single character I really don't see how this is shit tier.
How exactly is that shit tier?
>>147210156
me. you got a fuckin problem bitch?
>>147210239
Had a Hanzo focus me one game as Zenyatta, he may have been upset that he'd turn a corner and get a full five charge shot to the face, I think it was the fourth time that did it.
Ah, that good man just insta locked Genji!
He obviously feels confident in his ability to play this hero, despite the fact we're playing on Defense, so I can not complain
>>147210349
>not listening to your friendly micfags
No anon, you are the cancer.
Survey for Xbros Only
>Placement Match W/L
>Rank
>Most Played Hero
7/3
54
Zarya
>get POTG
>only get 4 votes
>>147209064
I usually play Lucio so I've normally got Jetsetradio.live going.
I need soundtracks for other heroes. Default to Metal Gear Rising for Genji. Various metal bands for Rein and Zarya.
>>147210387Nah, it's not me. Just look up his username and message him, man.
>play a KOTH game
>shock and awe neither team have a lucio
>playing winston, jump right on the tower hill in nepal
>team is busy doing some other shit
>inevitably lose the round
and we can't leave games in progress why?
Whats the most underrated ship?
>>147210543
D.Va/Lucio
>>147210398
Shit tier in comparison with Lucio and Mercy
Who both have to pay no mind to healing while Zenyatta has to micromanage his heals while pumping out dps to make his spot on the team not worthless
>>147210543
SS Anne
>>147209117
I USED MY LAST OVALTINE
>>147210508I could, but the way he spoke/typed made me think he might be from here. Wanted to fish for Steve. Plus I'm about to get drunk again.
Turns out I'm a happy giggly drunk.
>>147210467
I can sort of understand the enemies not commending me after getting PoTG, a card, spraying them after killing them, spamming voice line and emoting while me and my team cap the point
My team just got carried by a torb, based manlet was literally shitting out armor.
>>147210463
>Haven't done yet
>N/A
>Zarya
Fuck Torbs, they want that PoTG they are gonna have to work for it.
>>147210543
Titanic
>>147210543
Junkrat/Zarya
Prove me wrong
>>147210459
It was warranted this guy was popping all with all sorts of memes and cussing up a storm.
at a certain point I knew we were going to lose, most likely due to the shitter, so just to push the spaz off the edge I went from Soldier 76 to widow and fucked around. And spaz he sure did.
>>147210543
McRee/Zarya.
>yfw they add a "Games Left" as a stat
>playing competitive
>see login screen
>immediately log back in
>no option to rejoin
I thought Blizzard was better than this
>>147210651
Enemies should vote for the other team when their own team is shit.
>>147210543
Junkrat/Mei
It's an on again off again thing.
>>147210463
5/5
55 in comp, 53 in casual
Junkrat
>>147210617
Ovaltine? A crummy commercial??
>>147210667
That's overrated as fuck, though
>>147210239
>only works when the target is within ass to cheek range
It's easily a 20 in game meter range. If you're at the back line like you should be you'll pretty easily be able to move up and give your team your hot glorious harmony.
>>147210678
>It was warranted this guy was popping all with all sorts of memes and cussing up a storm.
Ah, in that case, carry on Anon.
>>147210697
This guy gets it
MAXIMUM CHARGE!!!!!
>>147210463
6/4
52
Rein.
Satisfying as fuck to charge the same genji or mercy into a wall 50 times over
>>147210207
Sorry. The range is 40 meters, same as a Torb turret.
Still significantly more than Lucio. If you always have Amp It Up on cooldown then for every fifteen second window you get three of 40 HPS and twelve of 12.5 HPS whereas Zenyatta gets 30 HPS across the whole thing. Zen gets 450 total, Lucio gets 270. And if you want to bring in Lucio's Amp It Up, why not bring in Zenyatta's ult? How long do you think it takes to charge on average? Assuming he has at least one person within its radius for its maximum six second duration he heals 600 HPS during that time.
>>147210231
Tell whichever shitty Zenyatta players you've been playing with to switch healing targets. I still don't see how it's much different from Lucio. Lucio is good in situations where everyone is taking damage at exactly the same time but that rarely happens because it's always just one or two people at once.
Zen needs a slight buff to healing but it's more important that he gets his kit/health/mobility fixed so he can stay alive long enough to make use of them and he isn't a giant monkey-shaped bullseye the second he steps onto the field
>>147210425
>Fighting Tracer one-on-one
>She gets low and goes to recall
>Duck behind the corner and make it to a full five-shot charge
>Right as she turns to try and blast me I hit her in the face with every single one
Literally the only time I've ever made use of it other than firing it at Attack spawn doors once and getting a random kill right at the start of the game but it was fuckin worth it
It's too situational though and if they're going to keep it instead of replacing it with something that he can actually use they might as well boost the charge speed
>>147210739
Chibi art does not work for lewds.
>>147210776You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
Did Blizz spend money to give a free copy to every sub 80 iq citizen instead of more than 20tick?
>>147210261
Fucking amazing
I don't know how, but Competitive is actually making me more salty than ranked League used to. At least in League most people knew to play the objectives.
Seriously, the cart is not a D.Va ult, can you get close to it please?
>>147210872
Ohhhhhh fffffudge
>>147210543
Widowmaker and my dick
>enter competitive mode at rank 55
>3 teammates instapick Hanzo
>"Please guys, we don't need 3 bloody Hanzos
>team chat turns into flamefest as the fellow Hanzos determine the worthiest one
>check career profiles
>each plays almost exclusively Hanzo
>suddenly a player on the the opponent team leaves the game
>match aborts in 30 seconds
mfw
I guess it's on me for even trying to queue without a group in the first place. The complete hit or miss aspect of these matches makes me feel like a damn gambler.
Is it too early to say whether it's as good as tf2 or not?
>>147210838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_SxVtf6Nk0
>>147210815
>>147210697
>American Cowboy meets Russian Babe
RIDE 'ER, COWBOY!
>>147210838
>The 3 funnest characters to play are Junkrat, Roadhog, and Zarya
>They all hate Omnics with a passion and are completely justified in doing so
What did Blizzard mean by this?
>>147210463
>>147210659
>>147210772
>>147210841
Why so many boners but no soniggers
>>147210702
>New comp system puts leavers in the same games
>nobody ranks up
>mfw
>have never actually left a game
>got a leaver penalty for being kicked from battle net against my will so many times
>got a couple days off of work, decide to get my competitive on
>teams not on, figure I just do my 10 matches
>not a single game out of the 6 so far has a mic and communicates except for me
>will only type if they bitch about picks or somthing
Who Fucking thinks going into comp mode with out communication is good? I'm literally calling shit out and hopeing they get their act together.
But of course they will only talk to bitch. Scrubs don't know about my zenyatta skills. I have pulled games out of the grave with him and wait for responses from the nay sayers.
4-2 right now. This is a Fucking trudge through shit. I take for granted skype calls with my team. If you folks have a mic in comp, Fucking us it.
>health leech debuff for enemies
>health leech buff for allies
>damage over time
>burst healing
>single target speed buff
any other mechanics you'd like to see put in the game
>>147210596
>Zenyatta has to micromanage his heals.
Not any more so then Mercy from my experience, in fact Zenyatta has an easier time with his kit, since he doesn't have to choose between healing or boosting his team's damage, which I guess is his whole point. I actually like healing as Zenyatta more, I don't have to run over to them to heal, I can toss an orb from any point. I like him more than Lucio because I don't feel like my healing is worthless on a per person basis since unless it's the final point it never feels like more than one or two people is hurt enough to warrant healing.
>>147210779
Half that. Ten meter radius.
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Zenyatta
It's not necessarily hard to get in but if your team can't do enough damage during your ult (and you should bet on it) then get ready to get wiped as soon as you come out of it
>>147209936
You need to play really, really cautiously with him.
I love picking him when I'm playing in a 3+ stack and have some protection/people following my discords. Works really well as a support's support and pairs nicely with a Lucio. But yeah his ult is pretty dumb considering you have to stay way back with him and his ult makes you literally be at the frontlines.
But boy oh boy is it a great feeling using transcendance through a bunch of enemy ults. My team was pretty hyped when they survived a Zarya + Hanzo wombo combo.
But yeah, for the most part Zen players suck at aiming, which is basically required to play Zen.
Is there a 76 pepe out there?
>>147210948
If it gets more content and doesn't go overboard with cosmetics then yeah
>you know you are going to lose when it starts like this
>>147210976
>>147210990
Dunno famoli.From what little I've heard, it's more of a kiddo friendly console now
>>147210896
nope everyone even the retards must pay and buy cosmetics
>>147210976
>Dykeya
>Babe
OUT
>>147209683
>>147209528
stop ruining the fantasy
>>147211043
I agree, I also like his ultimate because you can help you're team by going in on the frontlines and keep them alive for a few extra seconds. Its awesome when this helps turn the tides.
>>147211026
a small area slow, like a glue patch or something you can throw down
>Overtime and team is approaching the point all with ults primed
>One person close to point
>It's Genji
>Get on the point Genji
>GET ON THE POINT
>GET ON THE FUCKING POINT YOU CUNT
>Defeat
>PoTG - Genji
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When I play Roadhog and I successfully hook someone, and I see their bodies go limp for a second I get big in the pants knowing their sweet death is a second away
>>147211139
>naming yourself anon
anon...
>>147210942
just play quickplay.
Faster times between matches, big fish in a pond of little fishes.
You can still win games even if you have two Torbjorns on an attack.
I don't like competitive because based on the map and what other people pick you HAVE To pick one hero or another.
But in competitive, its a flowchart/esk decision on who you play and there is no stress in losing because your E-peen isn't hurt by going down a level.
>>147210948
Compare it to TF2 a little over a month after it got released and you have your answer
Not to mention even in the sorry state OW's competitive is in at least it has it, Even with TF2's nine year head start they just got comp and it's in beta
Apparently it's a trainwreck like ours is too but I dunno how accurate that is
>>147211052
Well as the screen shot shows the bubble is clearly up to the twenty in game meter range by the maps own measurements.
if it was ten meters as the game shows it it wouldn't even be the size of his big ass glow.
It's amazing how I can have gold damage as Widow in a match where I didn't hit anything when there are 3 other DPS on my team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Qor0ggdDE
>hanzo
>>147211173
>>147211139
>40s
>all those golds
Damn nigger
>>147211157
I want to kill myself but that would just raise the faggot ratio for us.
>>147211026
bubbles
yes, I want the mei audience
>every game I play I play with a team that will inevitably make us lose and I leave or it could go either way and we end up losing anyway
is this punishment for leaving games?
i generally only quit games where the team literally cannot or do not make it past a certain threshold, like trying to cap the point on KOTH after a minute or two, or being unable to break through the initial choke point in hanamura
>>147210596
> Zen has to micromanage heals
Bro they aren't even on global cool downs. You can literally spam the healing orb and discord orb while slinging balls at your enemies at the same time.
Sounds like someone has a case of the "git gud"s
>volskaya comp
>they win attack
>we win attack
>we win defense
>they win defense
>we lose the match
?
?
>>147211290
10/10 song choice
>>147211139
You have golds for merely existing. What the FUCK is your team doing.
>>147211173
>implying muscular babes can't be babes
I would pay money to blizzard of they made it so I never got sprays or profile pictures in crates.
>>147210838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
>>147211026
Damage debuff ability
>>147211348
NEWS SHOCKER
***BLIZZARD MATCHMAKING PUNISHES THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH IDIOTS BY MAKING THEM PLAY WITH IDIOTS, AGAINST NON-IDIOTS***
Think about your two most played HeroesWhat is their ship like?
>>147210463
> went out of town Tuesday morning, no rank yet
> level 150 or something
> Symmetra/Lucio with Zen a close third
>>147211423
That is the ONLY attractive muscle babe I've seen and I lurk /d/. All of /d/.
>guy is a genji main
>he's not even good at it
Autism is a serious disease.
>>147211468
>Winston and Zenyatta.
Kinky?
>>147211423
>>147211468
>Zarya
>and Roadhog
No one is left alive.
>>147211371
hello can someone fucking respond
w-why am I being matched against level 100s? I just picked up the game today ;-;
>>147211468
>Zarya and Soldier 76
NO
>>147211468
>Lucio and Mercy
mommy kink
>>147211218
>1m away from final point
>Our push dies off but we managed to clear the area around the cart
>Genji on our side is still alive standing right down the hall from it
>Doesn't rush forward and win the match but jumps around doing bullshit ninja shit
>Their team respawns and we get dicked around until the match ends
>>147211052
Not to mention you can still get smacked out of range while using Transcendance
>>147211468
>Mei
>D'va
isn't this already a thing?
>>147211468
>Junkrat and 76
76 is the little spoon, ironically
>>147211468
>Zarya/Winston
Purely platonic friendship. Zarya tries to put Winston on a diet and get him to lift, hilarity ensues.
So tell me, how would you go about breaching a point that is defended by a bastion and Torbjörn Turret in a way that they both watch eachothers backs and the point?
>>147211468
>Mercy and Rein
>AGAIN! AGAIN!
>play dad:76
>enemy team had THREE pharahs
>we lose, potg is one of our retards standing in an open area getting pharah ulted
>retard says "maybe if our soldier would've killed pharah like he was supposed to we wouldn't have lost"
>I got 4 gold and 1 silver medals
>>147211497
I don't know what you are talking about.
Lots of muscular and attractive anime girls.
Sometimes /a/ has really good """""Athletic""""" girls threads.
Athletic girls = muscular girls
muscular girls = JoJo Bizarre Adventure level muscle with girl heads
>>147211552
It's based on ur win %
>>147211542
(You)
>>147211552
Cause you're such a beast they have to top you some how.Eventually it favors quicker matches over actual balanced matches.
>>147211468
>Literally this
>>147211026
I want an aggressive support
>As fast as Genji/Lucio/Tracer
>Gun that latches onto enemies and siphons health
>L.Shift drops 50 hp health packs using health siphoned
>E is a single target rez that brings someone back at 1/3rd hp with significantly less i-frames. Naturally has a large cooldown
>Q is an aoe buff that lets teammates heal from damage they do
>Passive gives him 15 max hp per elimination. Caps off at, who cares I'm not going to balance this
>>147211552
cause they are shitters
>7 eliminations is gold
>4000 damage is gold
>>147211552
I feel your pain...level 11 going against people that are 60-110 is rediculous
>>147211386
literally the only good sfm material of her
>>147211043
Exactly. Being able to sit in the back and just look at somebody and press shift to heal them without flying into the line of fire is great. Discord can also work wonders if you put it on a high-priority target like Reinhardt (you can't put it through his shield but when he drops it for his sick 100 damage Flame Strike you can hit him with it and it won't go away as long as you look at him).
>>147211058
This too. Zenyatta is like Genji. A good one under the right circumstances can turn the tide of a game and tear through the enemy team like a hot load through Kleenex but most people who play him aren't good ones and just miss shots all game and don't switch heal targets effectively.
As much as there's never going to be anything as game-changing as Mercy or Lucio's absurd ults I really do feel like with some tweaking and hopefully some reworks so that he can survive a little easier he can be a viable substitute for those two in the hands of somebody who really knows what they're doing. I don't think he's in that state right now, unfortunately. As much as I think he's one of the most fun heroes in the game and I wish he was.
>>147211026
A hivemind character played as a collection of smaller pieces all at once that can do some really crazy shit.
That's my idea give funding bliz
>>147211695
i actually don't understand why is it that the score was 2-2 with the exact same conditions (0:00 timer for the two teams) and yet we lost
is it a coin toss?
>>147211468
> Symmetra and Lucio
Brown, third world country babies
>>147209528
>bro, she was there during omnic crisis
>mercy
You should really read the lore before you post something as fact anon. It makes you look autistic as fuck. But I'll throw you a bone and say that Blizzard did a really fucking terrible job writing out their lore's consistency.
I just noticed D.va's defense matrix is her manually shooting down the projectiles. No wonder she can't attack while using it.
It's been like months since i have seen a D.va potg. Am i the only one?
>>147211497
Lurk /fit/ sometimes they have some decent muscle girls on there.Never had a thing for them untill Zarya.
>>147211767
bruh they took point A
that was the minimum they needed to take it
>>147211468
>Zenyatta and Reinhardt
SHE WAS A GIRL THE WHOLE TIME!
ROBOT VOICE CHANGER!
>5 torb hanamura
WHY?
>>147211468
>Tracer
>Pharah
The purest form of love
>>147211139
>Pressed E once
>Gold healing
>>147211468
>Zarya and Lucio
>black manlet and tall stronk woman
>basically just me and my waifu
>>147211807
No clue famalam
>>147211830
Totally a hate fuck relationship
>>147210593
>>147211958
excellent taste in waifus
>>147211803
Exactly. I learned how to play Genji and Zen at the same time (played support/offense when needed) so I got pretty good at landing those projectiles. If you can land their attacks they both can shit out some massive damage
>>147211468
>Pharah Junkrat
Wow, that's one you never see.
>>147211468
Hanno and Roadhog...... I'll add in Pharah since she's number 3 for the world's kinkiest 3 some
>>147211958
>>147212019
Go back to >>>/trash/ where you fucking belong.
>>147212016
DELETE THIS
>>147212016
My only issue with that picture is the fact that Lucio is NOT that huge. He's a megamanlet. Dude's 5'3'. I want to believe it's because his entire lower half is augmented.
>>147211860
I got one last week...I was out of the suit and just spraying wildly into Zarya's ult.
>>147212058
Steven Universe is one of the best animated shows in the past decade. Get over yourself.
>>147211869
because NO ONE can get through all these turrets! AND we can move around too. So it's like we have 10v6! You'd be stupid NOT to pick torbjorn!
>>147212128
Didnt say shit 'bout the show, just the cancerous fanbase.
>>147211468
>Pharah and Mercy
God wills it.
>>147212058
I'll stay here for you, anon.
>>147212035
>Pharah and Junkrat
how are you used to the so drastic difference in aiming?
>>147212169
fair enough
