>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Previous thread: >>147172294
>>147181559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQLrZD6ufjU
>Torb or Symmetra on KotH maps
good idea/bad idea?
So when can I play competitive again?
>ZARYA EVERY GAME
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIVE HER THE MCCREE TREAMTMENT.
>>147181559
>>147181559
>>147181559
>typing at 50wpm
underage people are not allowed on this site
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
Greentext your last potm
>>147184167
>shoot into a crowd of enemies
>get a bunch of assists
Junkrat is fun
>competitive on nepal
>play lucio, someone else picks mercy for double healer
>halfway through first round i realize half of our team is retarded and the other half is good
>lose on shrine really badly
>mercy is retarded running off on her own with her pistol half the time
>barely manage to scrap a win on village
>on sanctum, mercy decides to go lucio too despite how retarded that is since we aren't communicating with each other
>our cheese manages to actually win
>back on shrine, we get demolished again
>final match is sanctum again, we do our cheese lucio combo but also with two roadhogs
>we actually fucking win
>all the endgame cards are the enemy team, further proof we did not deserve the win
One thing I noticed in competitive is that people are so fast to switch heroes when we start losing even if it doesn't fucking help. No, just because you died as Tracer does not mean you need to switch to goddamn Bastion
>when the game gives you every recolor except the one you actually like
>>147184160
>play overwatch
>me team be booga
>me only ooga on team
>>147182756
>torb
bad
>sym
ok but only on certain maps
>hanamura point b
>enemy team has two hanzos and a widowmaker
>team doesn't know how to counter pick
>go junkrat and fuck everyone up
>>147184149
I type at 50 wpm and work as a software dev lol
>>147181559
>"I have 3 gold medals"
>that horrible SMG aim
>>147184081
this t b h
>>147184167
>be reinhardt
>hammer down
>murder a lucio as mercy tries to heal him
>pharah gets off the ground and tries to boost up
>as she boosts, I kill her and her corpse launches into the air
>Winston jumps away
>before he can turn the corner and get to safety, I firestrike him
>turn around and charge their mercy
>>147184245
Best soldier skin?
>>147184389
Night ops
Most autistic playerbases
1. Hanzo
2. Genji
3. Widowmaker
4. Reaper
5. Tracer
Is this correct? Tempted to switch out Tracer for Mei or D.Va for waifufagging
New Legendary :333
>>147184389
IT AINT ME
>>147184081
Is this going to happen every time a hero sees a bit more play than others. Sure fix her bugs and stuff but with all these NERF EVERYTHING we are gonna be league in 0 time. Also Blizz have said that besides mcree and widow htere werent any other heroes really unblanaced.
>>147184389
Original.
>>147184389
Commando or Night Ops
>>147184389
best cheap is smoke
best recolor is bone
best legendary is IT AINT ME
>>147184241
>switches to bastion on a KotH map.
I'm so sorry.
Having played a few days, I'll say that it's ok.
I like the level of polish, the voice acting is superb and the characters are interesting. However, as an actual game, it's not as good as Team Fortress 2 pre-Valve destroying it with all the items. There are several design flaws, most particularly how it treats rounds and maps (having just one side attack is stupid, for example.) Also, some of the maps are poorly designed, though others are great so this isn't a huge negative.
I give it a 7/10.
>>147184457
Top 4 is about right. 5 could be any of McCree/Mei/Tracer
>Koth overtime
>Enemy has the point
>Everyone on my team just stares at the point without contesting it
>get disconnected and dropped out of a ranked game
>immediately restart my game
>it doesn't let me back in
>don't lose any skill rating for some reason
>one of my team members adds me to call me a faggot
why is the community in this game so shit
i feel like every other game somebody threatens to report me if i don't play the exact hero they want me to
>>147184557
>>147184475
Is this a meme?
>>147184463
forgot pic
>both teams win payload
>then it's a coinflip on who gets attack to win
wow......great......nice game blizzard..hahha....
>>147184580
thanks for your input
>>147184252
>torb
>bad on KoTH
once you set him up, all the scrap falls in a small area so you can PUMP out the armor, making you hold the hill better
>>147184389
Original, Night Ops, and Strike Commander are all good.
>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/748990982503424000
Overwatch on ps4 finally.
>>147184593
Hanzo and Genji can crash servers at will by wall climbing in certain spots.
>>147184623
>he doesn't know his /tv/ memes
what did he mean by this?
>>147184623
>anon asks if it's a meme
>It 'Aint Meme starts playing
>>147184746
Really?
Whereistheevidence.png
>>147184623
Every Vietnam movie has fortune son playing
>>147184623
>anon doesn't know about It Ain't Me
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>147184713
I like night ops just for the gun desu, might probably use the ranked Jew tokens for it too.
>>147184746
based on his 2 minute rant i was the only one who got disconnected
when i explained the situation he just removed me
>>147184779
Just look it up on Youtube. There are video guides for it.
>>147184457
Switch out Tracer and Reaper for Mei and DVA
>>147184752
And here I thought it started on /r9k/..lil buggers appropriate fast.
>tfw you reap so hard 100 % arent enough
How does 76 feel about omnics?
Who is the best solo competitive hero, and why is it Junkrat?
How could anyone ever think Sudden Death was a good idea? I'm baffled
5s decide which legendary I buy
>>147184593
Communities in any kind of competitive game are shit.
That's because competitive games attract the worst of the internet: wannabe trolls, kids and autists.
Literally why don't they make an actual animated coin toss for fucking sudden death holy shit I'm so salty losing 4 times cause of that shit putting me in def on an attack favoring map
>>147184981
cybergoth
>>147184591
>enemy makes it to choke at first on Gibraltar
>switch off Winston to Reaper after they get 3 tanks
>near the end with 40 seconds left, the enemy uses all their ults
>i'm on the platform leading into the choke
>Mercy rezzes, I drop down and Q
>Kill everyone and get Die Die Die
Blessed be Sleep Reep
>>147184939
How is that possible?
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
Tips on how to play reinhardt? idk when to protect the team or swing my hammer like a madman.
Trips decides 4 epics I buy
>>147184951
i don't believe he has any dialogue related to them, but reaper calls them dime-a-dozen or some shit
knowing 76 he would probably like them just to spite reyes
>open loot box
>see yellow
>get excited
>this skin appears
what do?
For all my fellow support players
https://youtu.be/Snt9QlL4ZCo
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147185153
rejoice
>>147185153
uninstall game
>win Numbani attack after a close back-and-forth
>squad of chimpanzees hijack my teammates' computers
>3 snipers
>no defense
>enemy just fucking walks it in because nobody defending the cart except me
ME UNGA
>>147185153
>watcha' looing at?
your butt
Which payload, capture maps are worth playing in Attack and Defense? I don't care about KOTH but i wanna know when map is in my favour.
>single handedly clear the objective in KOTH
>brutal battle
>I capture the objective
>Team no where to be found
Me unga, team bunga indeed
Trying to switch from mid/high sens to a lower one is fucking hell
Before I did a 360 while barely moving my hand, but my accuracy was kind of bad. I truly can't fathom how people can move their whole freakin arm constantly without getting tired. Oh well hope I get used to it
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>nothing but stomps
>either my team destroys or enemy team destroys
>no actual fun matches
they need to just remove the matchmaking entirely and leave it up to random luck, literally would be better at this point.
>>147185404
at high MMR every map is more or less attack favored because teams are coordinated
at low MMR many maps are defender favored because people run in by themselves and the enemies respawn in 10 seconds so no progress is ever made
>>147184647
This skins the only reason I even started playing her.
Is anyone have constant FPS drops? Ever since they nerfed Widow and McCree mine has been floating from 20 to 120
>>147185102
keep that shield up when you actually have people advancing behind you and putting out damage
if shield's getting shredded by a Bastion sentry or turret, consider firestriking in their direction before your shield falls apart entirely. this can sometimes help your teammates realize where they should be focusing fire and dispatch the stationary threat before it takes your shield out
if someone is all up in your face, it's a good idea to surprise them with 1-2 hammer swings. especially satisfying if it's a tracer who is probably just going to walk through and harass you.
if you aren't exposed the whole way, you can walk a good ~20 meters under turret fire and make it to the turret with health left to kill the Torb and turret.
if another rein is charging you, charge him too, you'll both be knocked down and stunned, which is better than you alone taking the 300 damage.
>>147185570
hello low mmr shitter
>>147185351
>>3 snipers
>>no defense
No support, I mean
>>147181559
Beach BABE SKINS WHEN?
Come on heroes gets it too! I WANT STRIKER MERCY!!
>>147185570
i won a hanamura in 38 (thirty eight) seconds today
that was some wew stuff
>It's another Torbjorn sits and hammers his turret as the objective is capped by the enemy team episode
>>147185692
Post a webbum of your whole match please because that's close to world record pace
do you guys listen to anything while you play overwatch?
usually I listen to really soft stuff so I can still hear ult call outs and loud footsteps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34lqfydM_Yw
>>147185624
>tfw 6 year old pc and fps never drops below 120
>>147185716
>it's a torbjorn on Nepal level
>it's an enemy team has a Zarya so his turret is actually counterproductive level
Does losing internet connection count as losing?
>>147185624
I started getting them around that time as well. Even happens when I'm fucking around in the practice range so it isn't people switching heroes. With everything on low it runs better on my shitty laptop than it does on my desktop at this point.
>>147185570
Reminder to send friend requests to everyone on your team if you stomp. This is how you beat solo queue with no rl friends who play the game.
>>147184981
Golden 76 since the legendaries on him suck
Am I the only one that likes the islander roadhog skins?
>>147185716
HARD WÖRRK PAYWWS offF! :^)
>>147185821
In ranked? Yes. If you leave for any reason, even if you REJOIN you still get a loss. It's really quite fucking silly.
Why is Junkrat so much fun?
>>147185775
it said 38 on the counter when we capped the last point, maybe it was 38 seconds after we capped the first point? idk
it was fast as fuck though
>tfw on a 7 winstreak
What are your favorite epic skins? I think we all agree in some cases they're better than legendaries.
>Explorer Winston
> Desert Reaper
>Carbon Fiber Naruto
>Jailbird Junkrat
>Stitched Roadhog
>Anubis Pharah
all great
>>147185057
no clue m8
>>147185646
Baywatch swimsuit Mercy when ?!
>>147185814
torb is great on nepal, tons of open areas with view of the point
>>147185807
I listen to the game sounds like a good player, if you have music on you're probably why reaper is allowed to get behind us and ult.
>>147185885
Yep, won't be fixed until next week at best.
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147185807
I started listening to Japanese DJ sets and it's really done wonders for my quick-tilt tendencies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9a24sDQ8rA
>>147185570
You know, they match you up with people with the same skill as you are..
>>147185954
>spam grenades blindly and as fast as possible in every game
>20% accuracy rating
there's no fucking way 1 in 5 of these hit. unless people are really so dumb to not realize to take a different route when they see the little red balls.
h4h4
>>147185807
I listen to this when playing Mcree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
I listen to this when my team is losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
I almost always listen to Rush when playing games, but cygnus x-1 blends well since it's futuristic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNrQGmj6oQ
>team getting spawn camped by two or three people somehow
>literally just walk past the entire enemy team
>they've captured about 87% of the point so I just walk over there
>capturing, looking at my spawn's general direction because I know if an enemy is going to pop out of somewhere, it's from that direction
>naturally somebody turns around and tries to deal with me
>ice wall
>by the time ice wall breaks three enemies have reached the point
>ult
>kill all three
>capture the point
>die eventually trying to defend it
>team was still getting spawn camped by three people
Luckily I was already dead inside from all the previous games by the time I had this one.
>>147186049
>white women
>>147185843
my rl friends have all stopped fucking playing because of the aforementioned stomping. game's too snowbally right now, ult charge rate needs to be toned down across the board and mercy needs to have hers flat out changed, because pressing q and completely negating a wipe at any given time with no chance to stop it is some fucking retarded shit.
This needs to be fixed. I refuse to believe that the boxes for these things need to be so big.
This plus lucky scatters are making a lot of bad players think they're awesome
>Watch streamers play
>They're able to sit back and fire rockets with Pharah while their team fights in the fray
>I try to do the same
>Enemy Hanzo switches to Winston and jumps over my entire team to kill me and none of them even notice
>They're able to flank on Tracer and not even be noticed by the enemy team
>I try to flank on Trancer
>Every single one of them turns around the moment they hear my footsteps and pops me instantly
>They're able to heal on Mercy while the rest of their team distracts and does their job
>I try to heal on Mercy
>Team is not threatening what so ever because they're shit
>Just get gang bang focused down while my team does nothing about it
>>147185570
the problem with overwatch is that save for a few exceptions like winston/widow, there isnt a single match-up that isn't heavily influenced by extraneous uncontrollable factors like enemy player skill and map.
You can switch all you want but if the tracer is good you will never touch her, you will never be able to properly zone her, and the only way you can kill her is if you catch her without dash charges in 76's ult or Mei's ult-- basically meaning that any deaths she has is entirely her fault.
Pubs become a lottery of skill, whoever has the more skilled players wins, doesn't matter how well you coordinate with inferior-skilled players, individually skilled players will just outplay the shit out of your attempts at coordination, hell a good Widowmaker will straight up just deny an area your team tries to push until somebody switches to Winston.
>>147186227
do you want beach babe winston?
Alright /owg/, you gotta help me.
Due to physical constraints in my space, I am forced to have my left speaker on the right side of my desk, and my right speaker on the left side. The cables simply aren't long enough to have them positioned properly.
So this being the case, this means that in game, the sound comes out reversed. If someone is on my right, they sound like they are on the left. As we all are aware, sound is a very important facet of the game and knowing where people are via sound is insanely powerful. So not only does this setup I have not allow me to do this, but it actively throws me off because I hear people where they aren't actually, and can't hear people when they are actually approaching. I am sure you can see how this is a problem.
I want to reverse the sound. I don't care if it is a global fix that will reverse all sound that comes out of my computer, or if it is just Overwatch. I just need the sound that would normally come out of the left speaker to come out of the right, and vice versa. Does anyone know how to do this?
Dank meme in exchange for help.
>>147184167
>Fucking around in quick play as robo ninja
>Enemy Reinhardt, Bastion, Mercy, 76 combo brought them right outside last spawn
>Dink Bastion to death on top left catwalk
>(Japanese screaming intensifies)
>Drop down and abuse the hit boxes on 76 and Mercy
>Kill trashmouse and dash past behind Reinhardt
>Abuse hit boxes better than him
>Mada mada
We lost in the end but damn it was fun.
>character I don't play often
>let me just check their abilities again
>press F1
>entire screen covered
Why
it was good before
>>147185050
Sleep tight Reaper
>>147186285
This is some fucking retard shit. It doesn't help he can charge his ult with zero effort because of those retard hitboxes.
>>147186097
>Posts video with obvious chinese title and description
>Japanese
this has got to be bait
i refuse to believe you are actually that stupid
>>147186238
it's stompy because people (especially bad players) refuse to switch heroes even if it's clearly not working and you're getting steamrolled
you're right about mercy though
>>147186353
Just use headphones you dumbass
>>147185050
sleep tight reap tight
>>147186302
>being retarded
>>147186302
>dying to Winston as Pharah when you have all these tool to create space between yourself and the monkey
>dying as Tracer
>not getting killstreaks as Mercy
>Soldier 76
or as I like to call him
"I gotta do everything my fucking self"
>>147186302
I feel you, bro. Have this cute kitty.
>>147186353
>game where sound is essential
>uses speakers
you're doing it wrong
>Threw a 2-0 lead because while we were tied 2-2, four people were skirmishing near the point instead of on it
>Not one of them decided to even tag it to refill the overtime timer
I can't even remember the last time I've been this pissed off at a video game, but what the fucking shit was that
>>147185646
You know if they do any bikini skins the first one would either be Winston or Roadhog right?
>>147186468
>>147186532I actually am using headphones. I just said Speakers to that it would be easier to understand.
>competitive out on console
>torbjorn hasnt been nerfed yet
yeahhhh I'm gonna wait to do my placements
How do people enjoy playing anything but Support? Unless I support, my team gets fucking slaughtered
>>147185050
sleep tight reaper
>>147186420
Th-they started out japanese, I swear! I just let it autoplay the next videos when they're done and just grabbed the link without looking.
>>147186642
What's the difference, a tree's a tree like chink's a chink
>>147186642
even the girls in the video are obvious chinks
i am kinda disappointed with you anon, but i forgive you
>>147186619
Sounds like you need to buy some new headphones, anon-chan.
>>147186526
Fucking emrakul stop ruining my favorite plane get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147186790
They're brand new. I brought them home from the store and found that the cable was too short. I can return them, but I would avoid that if the fix is easy, just because they are good headphones in all respects but that.
What heroes are good for bad players like me
She makes me want to go pee pee really badly
>roadhog is able to just walk around with 600 hp and a massive self heal and get a free kill every 4 seconds
What a balanced and fun game.
>>147186771
The languages don't sound anything alike.
>>147186626
>>147186906
Pick characters that basically play themselves.
>>147186812
>Imma shoot it with my crossbow
>you are fucking stupid, look at that thing
>can't miss
>I fucking hate you
>>147186812
"Hey Karl, just a little to the left."
"It's kind of big though."
"Do you really think this will work?"
"Sure, man. Just gotta hit the eye."
>>147186426
Yeah, people seem to not realize (or not accept) that you can counter pick. IMO hero stacking should be removed as well. One per team, at least in comp and quickplay.
>>147185153
>get this skin twice
JUST
>>147181559
The killcam in this game really pisses me off.
According to it I either never turn around or even get a shot off before I get killed.
>>147186974
>can't miss
Okay, I kek'd
>>147186932
You can pee pee in my poo poo any time anon
>>147186974
Well he might have deathtouch or some shit who knowsFuckin' Steve
>>147186891
You're gonna have to explain your setup a little more, anon. Why can't you just put the headphones on the right way round?
>>147187102
She makes my wee wee go up, and it's really hard to put back down
>>147184167
>healing tank
>res 2 dudes
>continue healing tank
Здpaвcтвyйтe
Can anyone explain me why Battleborn failed so miserably?
Would ask on Borderland/Battleborn threads but i dont see those anymore
>>147185153
>itsjustaphase.jpg
>>147187219
It's not fun, and also first person mobas are retarded.
>>147187202
Nnff
>Competitive volsk where someone doesn't immediately autoquit upon entry
>we attack first
>no one will heal so I go lucio
>we cap both points in under 1:30
>defense time
>go lucio again
>someone goes symm
>winston tanks
>torb, mei, and tracer make up the remainder
>enemy team is Dva, Rein, Zarya, S76x2, Pharah
>Can't even cap the first point
>no cards for them at the end
>all that salt about how the MMR is so broken
>>147186932
so what's the pseudo scientific reason she has cat eyes?
>>147186948
Pick reaper and rape him you moron.
>>147186932
>>147187305
How about SMITE,i thought it was alive.
On the other hand thats 3rd person?
>>147187305
Smite seems fun from what I've seen of my friends playing it
i'm not a very experienced fps player and am not sure what my problem is.
my aim with mccree is okayish, but i suck dick with 76. cant put my finger on what the problem is.
also, since my aim is not that good i prefer to play stuff like Rein, Winston and Mei. But sometimes I need to pick something offensive, what could i pick that doesnt require good aim?
>>147187219
They tried to compete with Overwatch, going as far as calling them out on twitter and sharing close release date, istead of emphasizing their own differences. There's also season pass fuckery. Lastly, someone post that screenshot full of cluttered and ugly shit.
>>147187219
Despite being hand drawn, their effects are ugly. UI is a clusterfuck when you have everything going on. Gearbox already has a lot of people that hate them and their marketing for the game was bad.
>>147187353
The hottest is when she spreads her legs in that victory pose I forget what it's called
>>147187192
The cable is too short, anon. I can't put them on the normal way. My computer is on my right. These retarded headphones are connected on the left. So if I put them on correctly, the cable goes from the left side of my head to the computer, which is too far. I have to put them on backwards because then the cable is on the right side of my head. I just want to reverse which side the sound comes out of. It shouldn't be impossible.
>>147187219
have you SEEN their character designs?
If you get three gold medals you shouldn't lose rank
"You smile when you see them on your team" TIER
- Lucio
- Mercy
- Soldier 76
- Pharah
- Junkrat
- Reinhardt
- Zarya
- Winston
- Roadhog
"It could go either way" TIER
- Reaper
- McCree
- Mei
- Zenyatta
"almost always useless / gg" TIER
- Genji
- Tracer
- Bastion
- Hanzo
- Torbjorn
- Widowmaker
- Symmetra
- D.va
>>147187459
>>147187418
junkrat splash damage is locked at 80 damage and bouncing hits do the full 120. has crazy damage combos too
>>147185057
It may be counting assists and kills as separate participation.
>Shoot guy
>He runs off for a moment and runs into somebody else he'd rather fight even less than you.
>Runs back to you and gets killed
Congrats, you technically assisted yourself.
It's probably just a coding oversight causing problems.
fucking kill me
>>147187219
shit artstyle, character design and animations
tried to compete with blizzard
>>147187219
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM
>>147187202
>obvious piercings
>>147187443
Oh,i actually kept that one
>>147187476
I only saw that tacky vampire dude
>>147187470
>The cable is too short, anon
>>147187585
AT least you got best zen skin
>>147187564
is junkrat an acceptable pick on offense?
>>147187528
bastion is awesome to pocket as mercy as long as it's defense, and torb is alright by default as long as he turrets and molten cores during pushes.
>>147187643
is this real? Jesus...
>>147187539
I want to put my wee wee between widowmaker's legs
>>147187528
Symmetra and Torb are fine but you have to switch them out after they've performed their role.
>>147187528
>getting rolled on payload
>bunch of hero switches from everyone to counter
>last point
>ask widow to switch
>goes hanzo
>we cap faster than they did, but due to shitty rules we lose in OT
just fuck me up senpai, season 2 can't come fast enough
>>147187719
Yeah. I tried the beta, it gave me a headache
>>147187539
H-Hng
She's really tall
>>147187528
Probably the worst tier list I've ever seen.
>>147187703
>bastion is awesome
>Torb is alright.
Neck yourself.
TOP 500
is that across all platforms?
>>147187774
She's 5'9" but looks taller when by herself. Even then she's still the third tallest girl after Zarya and Pharah.
>>147187789
I need a name
>>147187698
yeah unless they have a really good pharah and you need to shoot up. other than that just be careful not to spam grenades at zarya unless youre sure she doesnt have her shield
>want to play mercy
>koth
>koth
>koth
>>147187703
Bastion + Pocket Mercy only works at 10 MMR. Once you get out of drooling retard territory people instantly wreck your shit.
>>147185351
>Guy tries to tell me that he's ranked 70-something in voice chat and that he's been playing this game for months.
>Tries to tell me that leading in a defense on Rt 66 with D.Va is the best thing ever because her cannons are "the strongest weapons in the game".
>Vocally wonders why anybody would play Symmetra because "She just drops turrets and does NOTHING ELSE she doesn't even heal I don't know why she's a support" while I get free kills on the turrets at their spawn.
What do you do when it's only one or two people that are BOOGA as opposed to your entire team?
>>147187648
THE GODDAMN CABLE IS TOO SHORT
AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO RETURN THESE GOD DAMN 80 DOLLAR HEADPHONES BECAUSE OF IT
What is the appeal of Hanzo for there to be at least two a QP match?
>>147187597
So did basically...they ripped off Blizz design or Blizz ripped them off a bit?
Which one of those came out first.
>a single fucking mccree carries his entire team
>>147187842
No why would it be you fucking idiot, the console and PC versions are balanced differently.
And you aren't top 500, it's bugged, literally everyone has top 500 on their own screen right now.
>>147187960
Sniper for people who can't snipe.
>>147187949
>2016
>headphones don't have a detachable cabe
baka
Where the fuck are the new skins blizz?
Why is junkrat so much better than Pharah?
>>147187949
Get a bigger cable next time! Big cables only!
>>147188151
Still in "this summer" territory.
>>147184457
What do you exactly mean with this though?
>>147186302
>watch streamers
>they try tryhard compositions
>they lose against Zenyatta as sole healer
I did it guys! Got placed 40 after some horrible matches and now I'm here. I'm finally... average!
>>147187698
Yes, provided the enemy team has more stuff you can counter like bastions, torb turrets, reinhardts that are blind to traps. Just be wary if they have a decent pharah, zarya, winston, roadhog, reaper, sniper, or 76 since you're pretty much outclassed if you go against them head on unless you're in a small corridor. He's fun to play as but has alot of counters that you have to look out for.
>>147184389
Bone
>only tank switches
>"we need a track or we're going to lose guys"
>you do it
>don't
>lose
That's another rank down for me xD
>>147187874
Stefania Ferrario
D.Va buff info when?
>losing a pub badly on gibraltar
>they steamroll the first few checkpoints and have 7 minutes to take the last point
>switch to hanzo and take potshots until we lose
>team flips shit for me losing them the game
kek
no way am I gonna subject myself to suffering until the game ends
that feel when queuing into a 6man with two 75+ players
>>147187789
>>147188232
yeah i'm pretty sure the KOTH skill rating bug screwed up a bunch of placements, i've been climbing steadily too
>>147188369
>tfw you get more kills outside the mech than in it
>>147187990
I don't have one. Holy shit calm down faggo.
>>147188462
:^)
>It's a half of the thread is some retard spamming his waifu while the same other three retards keep replying to it every time episode
ZARYA IS SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD YOU CAN'T BALANCE SHIT.
>>147188318
>Stefania Ferrario
Holy shit that's got to be the most unattractive name i've ever seen on a girl
I play Hanzo because I have good aim honestly and nobody is ever able to get me. I always instahit them.. heh, I guess it's thanks to my superior reflexes. I play Tracer too, I can't be hooked by roadhogs and I always do triples with my ult... :)
HANZO, AT YOUR SERVICE
McReee x Roadhog when?
>Freeze somebody with Mei is gei and bae
>They prepare their coping mechanisms for the icicle headshot
>I just keep spraying them with ice until they die
Hey! Chill Out!
>>147188549
Hanzo, jump off the nearest cliff that's an order
>>147188549
So close to being done with this game. Today I started with something like 13 played 8 wins in competitive, now its 29 played 12 wins. Every game is a fucking joke. The gold medals are to me or my friend every game. The teams are a bad joke, level 27s on Hanzo with 14 minutes played on him.
I feel so powerless. It doesn't matter what you do because the other 4 are retarded or "trying out" heroes in competitive. I'm not even getting any better with losses because there really is nothing I could do better except for turn into some sort of god.
The only thing I can do at this point is hope I don't get a stupid team but it's just not working. I seem to be getting the people that picked Hanzo or Genji all the time in quick play, now in competitive they're trying to make normal teams and have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>>147187789go on
>Playing Pharah
>Mercy on my team is basically pocketing me
>Do really well
>Get added after the game and duo with them for a while
>In our 5th game
>They talk on mic
>It's a girl
>>147187871
>looks taller when by herself
yeah long legs will do that
source: I studied nigger anatomy for 4 years at a public university
>>147188549
GENJI IS WITH YOU
>>147187202
Too cyka for me.
>>147187947
He's right about Symmetra though. She should be classed as a defensive hero. She's only in the support class because they wanted to make it look larger.
Torb is very similar to her but he's a defense hero.
>>147187949
buy a cable extender shithead
>>147188416
>tfw queuing and get cloud9
Not like I wanted to have fun anyways.
WE ARE ALL D.VA now!