HERE COME DAT ____ Edition
>Official Stuff
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/community/
>Official Comics
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>/owg/ Survery
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1n4-Xcs6_u2-uPPNrSUYiyKhE1_xFxrt1NsgbsrSOw6w/viewform
>OP Pastebin
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/
Fuck ranked edition
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
Matchmaking sucks dick.
xth for robo cyborg cuddles
I went 2-8 ;_;
Do we >>146949701 ??
Game was literally fine without Rank
xth for FUCKING STAY ON THE POINT YOU COCK GOBBLING RETARDS.
what the fuck, i'm level 90 and everyone else is like level 30 in my ranked games
running 4 golds+1 silver with 76 every time, why is this a thing
Reminder there's a discord for level 60s and above to join to find other decent players
https://discord.gg/RV5YyjX
if you're not 60 you can still join and chat with other people who aren't 60 there's about 5-6 of them.
7th for streetpig
I got this after going 7-3, did i do ok?
>the fucking MANDATORY HANZO PICKER in competitive
>lvl 27
>literally gets 2 kills in the game and uses 1 ult
>refuses to switch
Can we just ban Hanzo from competitive?
Also can we also increase the level requirement for competitive to 75?
>stealth is shit in fps
I want a character that is invisible to robots.
I finally have an excuse to play characters i'm bad and not care if I do well or not
Can we change the Stats and Leaderboards link to overbuff.com?
Competitive Rank 60 that is.
>>146949937
>>146949451
>you lost all ten rounds but got a higher ranking than me
how
what does this mean
new patch bugged mercy, now you can't switch to blue/yellow beam without the beam disconnecting from the player. annoying as fuck.
What is it with people spamming healing when they are across the map or run alone into 5 enemies?
REMINDER:
>ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
>LOSE
>UNGA BUNGA MATCHMAKING
Hmmmmmmmmm
4 of my 8 placement matches so far had a ragequitter on my team, all of them were losses obviously
someone help, I'm gonna be rank negative
Anyone here under rank 50?
>tfw 54
It happened to him, and it will happen to you
>>146950069
You must complete the pattern
>>146949848
>tfw almost 89
>tfw just 12 more levels until i get to enjoy quicker leveling from 1-23 due to reduced experience requirements
>tfw all those loot boxes
>tfw i'll spend my saved up overbucks (3285 atm) on legendaries i want
>tfw so close yet so far>tfw it still doesn't make the pain of love go away
>>146950053
>37 year old woman
>draws a teenager
>>146950091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju7GSz_pav8&feature=youtu.be
>>146950069
hello sub 50 shitter friendo
>get a legendary
>its comtesse for wm
I would've rather taken winter over this
>win a game.
>rank up a tiny bit.
>don't even rank up to next level.
Fuck this shitty system, QP is faster and fun than this fucking slugfest.
>>146950091
It won't because I'm not a retard who would play a ranked mode in a team based game by myself.
>Be level 49
>Get 2 legendaries
How unlucky is that?
>>146949937
This just seems like an incredibly pretentious thing to do.
>>146950185
I played by myself.
>>146950173
>>146950239
>muh legendary skins
go back to /lolg/ please
How is REAPER so COOL?
>win the first round in competitive
>problem with the server, get dc'd
>can't rejoin the game even though your teammates are fighting 5v6
>no one else fills the spot either
>get a penalty for ragequitting
nice sick epic i like it
This Sudden Death thing is literally the most retarded thing I've ever seen.
>>146950338
what's the matter, anon? don't like coinflips?
>>146949972
>Playing Mercy King's Row defense
>Our bastion switches out to 2nd junkrat after we lose 1st point
>Switches to hanzo when we're defending tunnel before last point
>Little bit worried but keep him healed and damage buffed regardless
>Literally every single time the enemy makes some kind of big concerted push together, gets a kill or two, and starts pushing the payload straight down the ramp towards us, hear "RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU" and the entire enemy team get devoured by dragons or abandon the push
We won and the hanzo contributed. The Roadhog + Zarya sticking to the payload like glue did the meat of the work, but those Hanzo ults saved our bacon multiple times
It almost feels like Hanzo's ult was deliberately made strong in order to compensate for his weaker kit overall.
>>146950317
>play competitive
>first game after placements, its rather close
>get kicked from server
>log back in
>no button to rejoin the game
???
>>146950317
no private servers is fine they said
hosting will be better if left to the professionals, they said
>>146950317
>get disconnected during OT in my first placement match (we were at 99, they were are 0)
>reconnect
>my team won the round
>>146950338
the russian map being in competitve is the most retarded thing tbhwyf
>>146950091
I have stared into the abyss, and it gazed back
I must go deeper. To 1 I shall go, and only then I will find solace.
>>146950185
>implying I played by myself
>>146949972
>playing competitive KotH on Nepal
>Hanzo AND Widow on my team
>we some how win
I don't know how it happened but we won somehow.It was probably the double Tracers since they had like 40 elims each at the end of 3 rounds
Place bets bois
>>146950338
>Sudden death offense
>Go lucio + 5 zarya
>Not a single defensive team in the world can stop us
>get sudden death yesterday
>get put on attack
>1:33 to capture first point on Anubis
>we [/spoiler]_win[/spoiler]
>get sudden death today
>get put on attack
>2:00 to capture first point on Hanamura
>we [/spoiler]_win[/spoiler]
>fucker plays competitive
>does absolute horseshit on the entire game
>never communicates
>never swaps their useless hero
>end of the match
>"DEFFEAT"
>"LOL itz jus a game bruh XDDDD"
>win round, webm related is mostly why we did
>say gr
>mei on the other team gets angry
>lose game in sudden death
>say ggwp
>mei and tracer on the other team get angry at me and say I'm bad at the game
I had no idea even winners could get asshurt
>>146950408
>tfw you win one because some cunt was talking shit and you decide to dumpster his ass
post yfw MAINTAINING your Competitive Rank means having 75% WR
So far every offense game has been the kind of teams where you get triple widowmaker on attack.
We're also getting really weirdly balanced teams where its like level 20's on one team level 140's on the other.
Why did it get bad. Why are my normal games evenly matched but ranked turned into a shitfest I don't understand.
>>146950421
my last two digits
>>146950338
>dorado
>playing streetpig
>3-3
>ohshit.jpg
>we're attacking
>enemy team literally keeps us from getting out of base until overtime
>finally make a breakthrough
>push the payload to the first checkpoint in overtime
>victory
>enemy starts spewing shit how unfair the game is
>mfw
>>146950467
Shit nigga I fucked it up.
I'm still in disbelief that we won both.
wait, so higher is better?
>>146950524
People are saying Top 500 but it's also bugged.
>>146950524
that blizzard is bad at programming and qa
Imagine how much fun McCree and 76 would be to play if the game didn't have forced mouse input lag.
Wait... did they remove highlights?
>>146950524
it's supposed to show that you're top 500
bugged atm, shows randomly
Does ranked give more XP? Thats the only reason i'd play it
So wait let me get this straight
You people actually PLAY this garbage game?
Or are you all paid Blizzard shills shitposting amongst eachother to garner attention?
>>146950267
We're all just looking for other decent players to play with.
I like winning games. I want good players on my team
>>146950524
Top 500 ranked, but it's bugged right now, almost everyone has it
>>146950468
But it is just a game.
>>146950526
>>146950578
Highlights are deleted every time you close the game
>>146950578
No, you just did shit.
When is ranked mode coming to consoles? This is such bullshit thanks blizzard.
>>146950591
that some weak-ass shit you're bringing to the table
>>146950029
wooow are you serious
that fucking sucks
what
>>146950578
No, you didn't get any
>>146950560
yes, 1 is shitter 100 is god
>>146950647
it's better to not have it at all
>>146950526
>In a game with forced 50
>>146950647
>fps on a console
>>146950621
>>146950623
Oh right Im dumb
>>146950637
Im 3-0 faggot how bout you?
>>146949848
>old memes edition
dont you have an ironic meme fb page to run
>>146950069
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>>146950647
Next week
>>146950709
The same since placement, actually.
And I was just fucking with you, your game is probably bugged or something. I don't think it's possible to be bad enough to not get a highlight after playing 3 matches.
When is the best time to play your placements? Mid-day so you avoid casuals?
>>146950725
i've got an old meme for you right here buddy
Have you licked your healer's boots today?
>It shows ranked level next to your portait
Great, never playing that shit then, always cunts who play the LOW RANKED XD card
I used to think Hanzo took more skill than Widowmaker, but after watching them aim at the ground and get headshots via spread arrows and get killed by arrows that quite clearly didn't actually come into contact with me after the Hanzo ducked back into a corner I see how wrong I was. You don't need to aim with him because scatter arrow is exploitable and gives free headshots and the arrow hitbox is the size of a refrigerator. Just spam away and get free kills.
>my only two losses in competitive were the two games where they had a Hanzo on the enemy team
300dpi is done, waiting on 600 but it's huge and is probably excessive.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0_FVwok51GER3BUZlQyYlNmLTA/view?usp=drivesdk
I haven't been able to instakill squishies/low health characters after hooking them and m1+melee for like 2 days now, I'll hold mouse1 when they get hooked and even when I aim for their heads and they still survive. I read that walking forward helps but it hasn't worked for me so far.
I'll get them after the first shot but it's constantly happening now and it's getting annoying. I thought it might be a ping issue but I'm always around 30, so is it just the people I'm playing against?
If I'm not good at aiming do I have no hope at getting good at offensive heroes? I can kind of do Tracer but I'm pretty bad at Cree and Soldier
>>146950814
No, but I let her suck my dick.
>>146950850
>her
>>146950808There's trouble in a far away nation
>>146950832
Did you try the femhog skin yet?
>2nd placement match
>steamroll hanamura attack
>one in our team leaves
>we hold first point until overtime
>entire team working like clockwork on second point
>synchronized ults, communication
>win 5vs6
>tfw team praises eachothers efforts
>tfw comfy overwatch
Why can't every game be like this?
>>146950591
Yes anon we are all blizzshills, i would tell you how to apply to become one but i dont want any of my fair share of shekels to diminish, be sure to keep baiting for "(you)"s to attempt to validate the fact you either dint have the money to buy this jewish game or have a toaster for a PC
What the fuck is skill rate? How does it work?
>>146950520
No, don't stray from the path of the shitter!
>>146950838
Just practice aiming.
Why is this game so FUCKING LAGGY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT. What happens on my screen is not even close that what apparently "actually" is happening. This is ridiculous.
>>146950758
Its coz I closed the game, I forgot you lost them every time you close the client, was me being dumb
You're alright anon, we're gonna make it to 10-0 bruh
>>146950832
>aiming for their head with a scattergun
try to hit them with as much buckshot as possible
Does not matter how hard I try some shitter hanzo/genji/bastion/zen faggot ruins my comp games
>>146950876
Because forced fifty
Be prepared to get that french hanzo main on your team next game who complains when he has 1 second objective time and never used his ult
>>146950907
20tick and just generally garbage servers. enjoy
>>146950926
maybe you should play hanzo/bastion/zen
>someone leaves the game
>game says i can leave without penalty but gain a loss
>decide to play it out because i got a bunch of gold medals and apparently there is some point system
>big minus afterwards anyway
lesson learned
>>146950820
Mate, stupid hitboxes aside, Hanzo is still pretty shit
Near bottom tier character.
>>146950907
20Hz with client side hit detection
if you run around a corner and see an enemy, you will see them much sooner than they see you
this is why you get shot despite being behind a wall and other bullshit like that
>>146950825
Thanks anon, I've been waiting for this. Downloading now. It'd be better if you uploaded it to mega, but I can't complain.
>>146950951
I thought I was going to be mad about the balance, or the fact that this is a team game and you are bound to end up on a team with shitters, but no. I don't give a single fuck about those things. This 20 tick rate is overshadowing everything else. This shit is barely playable.
>>146950673
that happens when you don't get to pick a character before you lose. backfills are fun.
So what's the rank for being above average?
In Dota it's like what 6000-7000mmr?
So in Overwatch it's like 60-70?
>>146950980
big aside, mind you
>>146950907
>>146950991
let's not forget about the biggest hitboxes i've seen in any game ever
>Tracers spin emote makes her wink towards you at the end.
Holy shit my dick has never been harder, Tracer is literally the cutest grill to ever barbecue.
Why doesn't 76 have a SINGLE good voice line?
I played a 40 minute match and won after getting placement match and I got about 10% towards the next level.
The level you get is where you're stuck for the rest of your life basically.
reminder that if you want to have a good chance at not getting a hanzo in your game you have to instalock him first, then switch to a character that isn't shit
>>146950526
Only if you're a shitter. Here's how the system works. If the matchmaking system thinks you belong lower than you are you have to work hard to change it's mind. So on average you'll lose more points than you'll win. If it thinks you belong higher than you are you'll gain more points than you lose.
For me I lose about a quarter bar and gain a half bar.
>>146950907
I got grabbed by Roadhog through TWO FUCKING WALLS. I never even saw him.
So I'm 47 and say I want to get to 60, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AND LUCKY I'D HAVE TO BE TO GET ON A STREAK.
FUCKING HELL THIS IS WHY RANKED IS GARBAGE.
>>146951021
I'm not so sure, but judging from the threads I'd say 50 is quite good
>>146951021
we dont have a 6-7k yet. its probably gonan be 80-90
>>146950980
not him, but I know, yesterday I played him on route 66 defence, and fuck, that was fun, landing those headshot on the other team Widow and Tracer was helluva fun it's so fucking satisfying
>>146950053
What did he see?
>>146950739
source?
>>146950980
>watch Hanzo aim at the ground and proceed to let the scatter arrow aim for him
>watch him do this again
>and again
>and again
>gets ult every two seconds
Bullshit.
>>146950919
When bodyshots weren't working I tried aiming for their heads but they always survive either way.
Not to mention how often Tracer/Genji/Lucio and Pharah (if hooked out of the sky) land behind me or to my side when I hook them.
>>146951021
even 3.5k is above average in dota
6-7k would be like 80-90
>>146951060
lose wight
>2-8 in placements because of ragequitters
>rank 43
who /muchbetterthanexpected/ here?
>>146950053
More please.
>be mercy out of position due to spawns
>spy an enemy soldier
>prefire my blaster at head position around a corner in case he tries to chase me
>he does
>ding ding ding
>he dies
nigger you can see the blaster pellets, what did you think would happen
>>146950996
I can put it on mega when i get home, if that'd be better for you. I just had so much space on my gdrive i figure I'd use it for something.
>>146951109
No doubt he's very fun to play but many heroes do his job (And now widow's since her nerf) better
Sonic arrow is probably the strongest part of his kit, the added info from the wallhax can win teamfights
>>146951145
I got rank 40 with 2-8
Guess I'm a shitter
why do I have a golden icon where my rank should be?
I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To stomp them is my real test,
To beat them is my cause.
I will level across the band,
Loot boxes far and wide.
For each Shitter to understand
The sour that's inside
Shitters, (gotta trash them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Shitter, oh, you're on a downtrend
In a world I must ascend
Shitter, (gotta trash them all) a heart so blue
My flourish will pull me through
You'll leech from me and I'll carry you
(Shi-i-tter) Gotta trash 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With epic skills I will face
I will battle every game
To claim my rightful place
Queue with me, the time is right
There's no better player
600 DPI mouse in hand, I'll win the fight
It's always been my dream
Eat it nerds.
>>146951062
>not spamming I'M A ONE MAN ARMY as you mow down baddies
Who high sens here
1600 dpi here
>>146951062
THAT'S SIR TO YOU
>>146951062
get off my lawn
>>146951206
>600dpi mouse
fucking DROPPED KEK NERD
>>146951062
>implying you made the cut
>>146951062
YOUNG PUNKS
GET OFF MY LAWN
>>146951230
>DPI =/= sensitivity
hi shitter
>>146951206
>cheating your first day of ranked
You did good senpai.
>>146951004
>barely playable
but why is everyone playing it
Anyone who finished their placement can tell me if it takes individual performance over w/l I've lost 5 so far for joining a group that I shouldn't have
>>146951145
Pretty sure everyone lands in the 40-60 range after their placements.
To get sub 40 you need to be literally retarded, rolling your face on the keyboard, or deliberately losing just to tank your score.
One for the books
>>146951021
The only way I'd understand a comparison is if someone did a chart comparing overwatch ranks toCS:GO rankstfw probably silver
Guess my rank
>>146951062
>I didnt start this war
>BUT IM DAMN WELL GONNA FINISH IT
>Sprint towards the enemy
Is there a benefit to playing competitive after placement matches?
1 lost immediately puts you down a rank and a win increases the bar slightly, so you need a ridiculous Win/Loss record just to stay at the same rank
Why doesn't defence matrix stop roadhogs hook? Why does hook CANCEL dm?
>3/5 placement matches won so far
>going to do the other 5 later today
I only time I ever lost was when MMR put me and the two people I grouped with on a team that had the most shitheaded randoms I've ever seen. And even then the forced 50 tried to fuck us up in one of our wins by giving us two randoms who constantly switched healer class until they tried to leave us without one. The first loss was because one of them must have been a br because his internet kept going out.
I'd have another person to team with but one of them gets personally offended if we ask him to play comp for some reason. I just know all my losses are going to occur due to shitty randoms.
>>146951206
can you show us some of your average stats?
i wouldn't mind seeing how godlike you have to be to get 90
>>146951275
dpi is (((one))) means to adjust sensitivity you dumb /v/ contrarian
>>146951179
I really don't mind, the drive download is about to finish so do whatever feels best. I just thought mega might be more accesible for everyone.
so far so good
>>146951308
Two people I played with got placed 66 and 67 going 10-0
lost 3 won 7, is this any good?
Not sure If I'll keep playing ranked.
Maps are unbalanced as fuck.
Zarya is just stupid.
Heroes never die completely nulling your team efforts all in one Q.
Shitty sudden death.
Ranked feels like a chore, QP is fun at least.
>>146950449
>>146950470
>>146950486
>>146950506
>>146950530
10-0 happened
>>146951387
They are not the same thing, dumb retard.
>>146951293
dunno, i stopped.
>>146951293
>world is full of people with low standards
The game is fun but a 60tick server, at least for competitive, would be better
>>146951398
>>146951412
MATCHMAKING IS RIGGED
>>146951406
Get Mei and icicle Mercy in the head from across the map before she can Valhalla.
>>146951412
welcome to the 60&over club
>>146949937
>>146951394
You just jinxed yourself by posting.
>>146951021
A little less, since the highest Dota MMRs go to 9000 ATM.
So, being 60~70 will be more likely to be 5k to 5.5k
>>146951440
speaking of low standards
The thing is if you want to screencap the 10th win, hit screencap IMMEDIATELY after the 10th win/loss indicator pops up. It scrolls off the screen real fast to give you your rating.
>>146951341
The same reason beams and Mei's freeze bullshit go right through it.
Because Dva was made to be a piece of shit and punish waifufags who pick her. Everything about her is terrible- her headbox, her damage, her range, her ult, her health- all of it sucks Winstons big hairy monkey dick.
CUMPETATIVE
>>146951482
don't say that
What'S the penalty for leaving quick matches (non ranked)?
>>146951021
Well if you go here: http://masteroverwatch.com/leaderboards/pc/us you can see rating distributions for people that have looked themselves up on this site. Sure it'll be a bit off but it's a decent way to get an idea where people have landed on average.
Based on the chart I'd say,
>Kill yourself:
Anything below 40
>Functional human:
40-48
>Pillar of average:
49-51
>Above average:
52-54
>Gettin' gud:
55-61
>Pretty god damn good:
62-67
>Esports/Streamer status:
68+
>Haven't played in well over 2 weeks
>Decide to come back and play a game for the Competitive thing
>Game feels exactly the same, absolutely no differences to be seen
New content when?
This shit is stale as fuck
>>146951403
average
>>146950907
>>146951075
Looks like someone still has Timer Warner's dial up plan
>>146951403
above average
Anyone have any idea what the white/gold icon that shows up next to your name in competitive is? It's in the place where the dash (-) should be normally in your placement matches. I've had it show up twice then go away each time. Never seen it next to anyone else's name.
>>146951523
I run shadowplay at all times so I'll just pull the frame from that
THEORY
>Torbjorn is the only non-LGBT character in overwatch
PROOF
>His ultimate gives him F R E E armor just for pressing Q but doesnt give any bonus to allies
Straight privilege, handouts just for existing but doesnt give anything to his LGBT friends
>Openly shows affection for his turret
He's the only character to show affection towards anyone, because LGBT characters have been conditioned by society to not publicly show off their 'gayness'. Torbjorn, being straight, doesn't have this drilled into him.
>Annoying to deal with
Straightforward enough, heterosexual people are annoying
>The ugliest character on the roster by far
Straight cis men can get away with being as ugly as they like because some people will still appreciate them for their other qualities (not sure what those are in Torbjorn's case, but anyway)
He is short and fat, has a drinking problem and an ugly beard. Being a cis man he does not have to put effort into his appearance.
All these combine to mean that Torbjorn is the ONLY Heterosexual, Cis character in overwatch
(barring of course the robots Zenyatta and Bastion, who can't align with any particular gender due to, ykno, being robots, and Winston who is a gorilla and not held to human sexuality standards)
>can't option select out of games where idiots instalock hanzo on attack anymore
this is going to be bad
>Second placement match
>Hanamura attack
>This guy is on your team
What do?
:^)
>>146951412
the game must take individual skill into account a lot. 9-1 here and i got 68. Friend of mine got 10-0 and got 56
>>146951551
blizzard slaps you on the wrist by just reducing the amount of exp you gain and have to play a certain amount of games to get normal exp
literally nothing
>No stopwatch
>>146951551
none, but doing it constantly doesn't let you get exp until you stop leaving
>tfw lost three games in placement
>got stomped in one game because my team was full of "lol we don't need to try it's just a game" shitters who were all below level 30
>one because the game decided I didn't want to play and disconnected me
>third one was really close
>rank is 54
>>146951557
yea no
>>146951551
A paddlin'.
>>146951596
>Torbjorn is the only non-LGBT character in overwatch
>literally swedish
>Everyone complaining about insta-lock hanzos and bad players on their placement matches
>I have had nothing but good teammates and even enemies that gave us a good fucking fight for our win
Have you considered that you may be bad and the game is simply matching you with equally skilled players?
>>146951629
>got stomped in one game because my team was full of "lol we don't need to try it's just a game" shitters who were all below level 30
>in comp
These kind of players should be euthanised.
What does the star under some people's portraits mean?
>win my 1st and 2nd matches after placement
>rank up +2
>bar gets fucking longer after I win my 3rd match
I guess you guys weren't joking.
>>146951561
Bliz is just listening to the playerbase. Kiddies want esports over content in their rooty tooty cartoon shooty game.
reminder that this game is 60 tick
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
>NOW ENTERING: KING'S ROW
WHY DOESN'T THIS RIDE FUCKING END JESUS LORD
Everyone complains about Anubis and Hanamura but this map is fucking awful
>>146951716
This is actually the most garbage system ever.
>>146951705
That they are above 100 level
1 star = level 100 + the number in their badge
2 stars = level 200
3 starts = level 300
and so on
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>>146951570
no
>lost 5 games
>been voted mvp of all of them
i...i dont know what else i can do
HvG (Heroes vs Gorillas) when?
>>146951596
>Zenyatta and Bastion, who can't align with any particular gender due to, ykno, being robots
WOW, that is SO closed-minded, I think I'm gonna be sick, way to be an exclusionary piece of shit WOW I'm so triggered right now
Why is Hanzo even a character? He should just be a bot with a 50/50 chance to kill you. It's not like he's anything other than pure RNG.
>>146951705
It means they're a neet who has done nothing but play overwatch, prestige usually takes 100+ hours.
Hyper neets need to go back to mobas
>>146951761
For me it's Anubis
Nearly every single time I login and find a game that's the first map that pops up.
>>146951737
)You(
>>146951808
git gud
>>146951561
>no hero balance changes
>no new maps, cosmetics, or anything else
>no improvements to quickplay
f u g
>>146951705
1 star is weird person
2 is autism
3 is demigod unable to function in real life
>tfw rank 46 because getting put with absolute shitters every game
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>>146951778
>>146951778
>>146951778
ooh, are we bragging now?
>>146951737
blizzard claims this, but all evidence is to the contrary
>>146951841
When I have to fight a Hanzo I have literally no idea what to expect. Either I kill him without taking a point of damage, or he shoots my feet and gets a headshot.
>>146949923
I'm 2-3 right now. Im salty as fuck because during ptr i went 8-2
>get 2 disconnects during placement matches
>now have a shitty rating because blizzard can't into rating
thanks
>SUDDEND DEATH
>you're defending
>>146951596
> He's a certified engineer
There you go, a TL;DR
Lost my first two placement matches, I keep getting gold medals and top 500 thingy yet this happens. I'm tired.
>when someone on your team picks your main
>>146951364
It was a joke. It's just a shop.
>>146951845
Honestly the cosmetics is the big killer for me. I already have everything I want so lootboxes are entirely a disappointment now.
>>146951940
unless it's mercy there's no problem. or hanzo.
>>146951875
lol
>3 or more golds every game not enough to carry games
>finish placements 3-7
>still get rank 53
TRYHARDING YOUR QUICKPLAY MMR TO PRO LEVEL PAYS OFF HEHE
>>146951805
>triggered jokes in 2016
>>146951886
>blizzard claims this, but all evidence is to the contrary
we know that clients send updates to the server at 60hz so actually all evidence is in its favor
>Finish the objective faster than the other team that also finished the objective
>Still have to do sudden death
????
>>146950647
Never, it is impossible to git gud when playing fps on console, hence no ranked. Enjoy eternity in pleb console hell.
Why is sudden death needed at all?
You rarely have exact the same time capping, so a sudden death would only have to happen once in like´ 928374983274983247 matches
I went 4-6 and got 52. is this good or bad?
>>146951996
so what? the server could just send two out of three packets to null
>mfw 71
>>146951974
>france university
no one fucking cares, go eat frog legs
>releasing ranked when 80 percent of the maps are retardedly broken.
So why didn't they just make Sudden Death a team elimination round, where everyone gets one life and the last team standing wins?
It would be perfectly even odds for both teams, reliant only on their personal skill and team composition.
