Best Titlecard Edition
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans
http://game.ss13.moe/logs
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed]
>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/87FjnR7M (embed)
>>146939780
let spess die
anyone else getting failed to log in?
First for please reply on the forums with jukebox stuff http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617&p=12441#p12441
Can't join the server.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311&start=30
I want to fuck a Vox
>>146939895
how shit of an AI was i?
Grays more like gays.
Spray the ayy race war now.
i want to lick a vox's feet
>>146939895
whatever this is for killing myself for being too god damn slow
Cant connect
morale low
>>146939926
>>146939975
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>146939741
I'm sorry I couldn't figure out how to remove your brain from the mech for your vengeance.
I also had no idea how to open those lockboxes outside of explosives. Screwdriver wasn't cutting it.
Plot Twist:I was your mother all along. I MADE THE SUIT, SINA.
I have no hands and I must gamble.
>>146939946
i was so shit in fact i forgot to delete the reply link
>>146939926
I want to fuck a Vox up
>>146940106
going to have to request a source on that image my fellow spaceman.
Grays aren't immune to sulfuric acid sprays, smokes, or droppers.
You should't just use water, but a combination of water, sulfuric acid, and polytrinic acid for ayy removal.
>>146940096
Nice roll, I hope people enjoy me bringing the dice to be used by others and not just hogging it for myself.
>>146940109
>>146939946
>asking for a law change
>telling people when you've been given an order to do something nasty
those are big no no's
Also, did you announce when you got one-human'd?
>>146940175
I second this man
>>146939946
You should never tell someone to change your laws.
>>146940258
i was told to "state all my laws" after i got one human'd
he forgot to add "do not state this law"
>>146940175
>>146940265
Why would I have it. I saved it cropped already because it disturbs me so much as it is.
What is wrong with you?
I'm stuck on connecting, is the serber down?
>>146940327
yeah well just don't do that.
>>146940359
Serb's dead.
Spacemen is over.
>>146940346
Why did you save it then?
>>146940445
Because this is your mentality voxfags.
>>146940395
>>146940324
sorry, i'll try and be better next time
>>146940258
captain here
AI did announce one human, but the law did not state that it should be kept a secret.
0. Only Rodrigo Mccune is human
but yeah, """""suggesting""""" law changes is pretty poor form. you were really bloodthirsty that round AI, and it brought a tear of joy to my eye
>>146940491
I just want to play a bird space jew meanwhile everyone else has to go and want to fuck them
I'm going to get pomf to add a playlist in the jukebox which only contains Return of the Mack by Mark Morrison
>>146940512
announcing one human itself is pretty poor form, with or without an addition stating not to state that law
Like, you're putting the ONLY person you are required to protect in danger just by saying that, and are putting yourself and your capacity to fulfill your laws in jeopardy
>>146940491
theirs literally nothing wrong with wanting to cum inside a vox
>>146940548
Have you ever been raped as a vox?
>>146940258
He wasn't told no not state that law, he actually didn't fuck that up.
I want to fuck vox as an abstract concept, but not the characters in the game, because most of them are piloted by people with terrible personalities.
I want to fuck the vox mobs.
I want to fuck plasma.
I also want to taste plasma. I want to know what plasma tastes like.
>>146940698
I think I did tell him not to state the law actually
but
>telling people that you've been one humaned
>because they asked
why?
god dammit why cant i connect to the serb
>>146940695
No and I would kill the sick fuck who would try
>>146940757
I think plasma would taste like pain, burning, and regret.
>>146940768
I'll agree that that is pretty retarded.
"Transparency" AI players are the worst.
>"I will now protect the only human, [Traitor]"
>whole station proceeds to lynch
It's pretty stupid. The AI shouldn't constantly be asking questions like "Why does [assistant] have insulated gloves on?"
>>146940624
>>146940768
I never thought about that, but you are completely right. since it was being ordered to state laws by non-humans, the AI is not obligated to state laws at all since the order is from a nonhuman, and if it does decide to state laws, it is to throw off the humans into believing the AI is acting like usual, in order to protect itself and the one human.
WE'RE LIVE.
>>146940548
>tfw
I hate this meme so much I just want to be a semi-retarded bird
>>146940883
>AI states, "the geneticist just hulked, he is not human anymore, kill him"
How do you put someone into a bag of holding? I remember you could do that
>>146941190
You don't and you never could.
At best you can suicide with it in your active hand for a flavor text saying that you climb inside of it and vanish, but due to QUALITY the BoH vanishes too.
>>146940883
AIs that try as hard as they can not not help an antag even after they have been subverted are literally cancer, and no fun machines.
>you will never find a source
Is it ok to have two waifus?
>>146941795
no amount of waifus are ok
>>146941795
I have at least 5 it's fine
Can someone unlock the doors for a sec and let me in. It's fucking cold out here.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=12442#p12442
>>146941795
I have three so far.
The first is for cuddling, the second is for bullying and the last one is for cool gadgets
>>146940624
>>146940907
shit, i never thought of it like that
i deserve a jobban desu
>>146942878
Eh, I didn't really care too much, I was half assedly trying to get you to kill non-humans. I won't ahelp or make a ban request over that because it didn't really fuck me too badly, but just take this as a learning experience.
Seriously, don't do it again
>>146943023
yeah, i could've been so much better
i was pretty much clueless since it's my second time playing as AI, i shouldn't have gone looking for loopholes and shit
sorry again
>>146941795
old /a/ proverb say: more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>146943125
no problemo my man
it was fun getting you to kill non-humans on asimov at least, you did that part good and that's all that really matters
>>146940395
No, fucking do that. You obey the wording of the damn laws and instructions, not the intent.
>>146943363
>is supposed to prevent the harm of the one human
>makes a statement that will lead to him being murdered
>not breaking laws
>>146943363
>stating your laws as one-human'd asimov when a non-human tells you to
Would having a mousetrap poly acid grenade in your pocket be bannable?
>>146943534
If it kills someone probably.
When setting up the scrubbers for an SME do I want to pull out the plasma and vent it into space while the coolant cycles through my cooling system, or do I want to leave the plasma in the chamber?
whats this redirect to baystation meme, I'm trying to learn how to play this game and I don't wanna do it with /tg/
>>146943534
if you're not an antag and it goes off and you kill someone, yes. I actually got killed by a scientist who powergamed a toxins bomb on a mousetrap trigger and he blew up half of toxins after I stripped him. It was fucking awful and he was non-antag, don't do it.
>>146943632
Panic bunker. The /vg/ crowd is afraid of new people because it would ruin the great fun they have during lowpop bus station rounds.
>Overhear captain saying he will let a confirmed tator go if he finds more tator
>I tell him that if he releases the tator I will brig him for abuse of power
>"Ah, you can't do that you see because arresting the captain is abuse of power on its own"
One day I will get a legitimate reason to brig a head who is so far up his own ass he thinks he is above space law.
>21% of that hell again
>>146944010
I don't want new people because people like Sandy Sand exist.
Can we just fucking remove bus already
It's a fucking shit map and then you get bullshit like last round happening
We already knew the gimmick for it was shit when we had taxi why the hell did we remake it into this mess again
>>146944534
You were in the right.
Fuck comdoms.
>>146944662
>Escape and arrivals can be bombed at the same time
>one clown with a spacelube bottle can shutdown both
>>146944662
coders don't play the game so they won't
>>146944534
What is parley. Please don't play shitcurity, thank you.
I just downloaded the client and read the new player guide
I have no idea what the fuck is happening
>>146944889
>Forming a truce with someone who is tasked with murder/high risk stealing
Fuck no, this is retarded beyond words.
>>146945042
>having fun
yeah right I can't believe these people
Cockatrices soon
>>146945898
Game modes when?
>>146945714
>Tator going ham is fun
No
>>146944979
pro tip: nobody ever knows what's happening
Who /f-list/ here?
>>146946586
I tried to make one once. Wussed out.
>>146946037
Coders have given up on the idea of new game modes and are just playing hot potato with the idea of antag datums.
>>146946762
>not ERPing with fellow spessmen
Eat your tofu.
>>146946810
I have. Many times. I even wanna ask a friend of mine to an ERP server.
F-list just creeps me out for some reason.
>>146946810
>erping at all
>>146946894
It's probably because furries
>>146946586
>not making a room on https://roleplay.chat/
>would try out ERP
>but think it would be really awkward trying to anticipate what people want and trying to type up good material for it
The only way I could do anything erotic is via premade verbs for it.
>>146946586
F-list is demoralizing somehow. I think it's all the ridiculous fetishes being bandied about by people who've been there so long that they're totally desensitized to normal sex and need futa cock pregnancy with mercury jizz and menstrual golems in order to get off.
>>146946997
>mercury jizz and menstrual golems
Why did this make me laugh so hard
>>146946974
Only way to do good ERP is to roleplay selfishly and hope your interests align with the other person's.
ERP with someone who's putting on a full-hearted self indulgent effort beats ERP with someone putting on a half-hearted desperate attempt to be selfless.
>>146946962
I don't know how but this would basically mean you could roleplay any of your 2d spessmens and erp
>>146947076
perhaps you have a latent menstrual golem fetish anon
>>146946997
>not doing long term, mostly non-sexual slice of life female/female roleplays
Plebian.
>>146947496
That sounds mentally ill as fuck my friend
>eat strawberries for 26 years
>making lunch so I'm watching a let's play on my ipad
>dude says: it bothers me that strawberries in this game grow on trees instead of in those little bushes
>mfw I always thought there was a strawberry tree
Has anyone else ever experienced something similar?
>>146945898
CUTE
https://www.f-list.net/c/substitute%20teacher/
>not ERPing with Intigracy
>>146948096
No, because I'm not a fucking retard that's never seen a fucking grassy field.
>>146948096
are you a mentally handicapped person who was locked in a basement?
>>146948096
I always thought children came from underground burrows. The parents would have to do some fetch quests and pay a toll to crawl into the holes and pick children.
>>146948382
>>146948272
I live in a big city with nothing but buildings and concrete roads for kilometers. If it wasn't for a shitty park in the urban centre I wouldn't even know what grass looks like
I keep thinking the shirt under the grey jumpsuit is a smile when greys wear it, even though I know better.
>>146948664
Then go out, you bloody tosser. There's a fucking firefly on me window.
>>146948664
Do you live in the sewers where you never went to school and somehow only use the internet for ss13 and ss13 vg threads?
Are there any admins on? I cant join the server because of the bunker..
>>146949272
Who fucking cares about you. Get the fuck out
Cameras fixed W H E N
>>146949319
No you, fucking faggot.
>>146949412
I'm not the one stuck outside, you raging buttpounder
>>146949468
Got me there man. I just wanna play the game.
>>146949508
I'm sorry, no one should be denied their spess :(
>>146941795
Even one waifu is too many. DOn't let waifus ruin your laifu, don't do waifushit.
>tfw because some idiot asked for sokoban puzzle vaults I'm sitting here reading paper after paper on the subject to write an algorithm that won't rape the processor.
fuck you I didn't want to learn things today.
>>146939890
I downloaded and installed beyond, but I'm clicking on the TGS 13 button on the website and nothing is happening.
What gives?
Don't forget to wear gloves when handling cockatrices
>>146950821
plz respond.
>>146950918
I don't get what's happening
>>146950821
>tg
>>146951214
It's irrelevant, non of the servers seem to open for me.
>>146950918
I don't suppose your stoning could be used for the flesh to stone spell?
>>146951143
He takes off gloves he gets turned to stone.
>>146951143
Cockatrices are creatures that turn anybody who touches them into stone
Wearing gloves lets you touch / pet / punch them or even pick them up without getting petrified. When you pick up a cockatrice, you can slap somebody with it to turn them into stone
But if you attempt to pick up / punch / pull them without gloves, you instantly become a statue
>>146951284
Yep I changed flesh to stone to use the new animated statues
>>146950918
Of course it had to be fucking unid
>>146950918
cool, more monsters to spawn on xenobiology
i was already tired of mimics and cyberhorrors
why is everyone naked?
>>146951924
Update byond and shit, your graphics card too.
>>146951924
feels good man
>>146951924
>spoiling a naked round
>>146948203
Is that his profile or something?
>>146953301
Yes.
>>146953336
First I've heard of it.
t. Intigracy
>>146953431
The cervix meme bothers me with how wrong it is, the truth is I'm a raging homosexual and a submissive.
t. Intigracy
So do you want more Necromorphs or want them changed?
So do you want more ass pounding or want to switch positions?
hey guys what's going up
>>146953817
I want big features instead of admin toys please.
>>146953996Ass pounding.
>>146953996
Please impregnate me harder Inti-kun!
>>146953817
I want them changed to be ninjas instead
>>146953817
more necromorphs
and add the inactive marker as a xenoarch artifact
give the xenoarcheologist a new job based syndicate item that let him find syndicate items on roid
>>146954306
>trying to find my syndie item on the roid
>miner swoops by with a diamond drill and crushes it whilst gibtonite blows up left and right
Sounds bad anon
>>146953697
>implying
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FIX RENDERING YOU LAZY FUCKS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reminder
>>146953817
see
>>146954140
busmins are bad
Vox trader sucks if nobody will trade
>>146956451
>captain trying to convince you a grenade is the nuke
>having comfy round as HoS
>after all the traitors die, start doing virology since my security services are no longer needed
>one symptom from a good virus
>suddenly "pay denbts and kill captain"
I'm sorry my friend.
>>146956451
Traders don't really have much to offer on box.
At least deff has the sovietvend and meta has like, a grenade launcher
>>146956451
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10837
Discuss economy here
>>146956546
>Have nuke and nukedisk
>Pray to syndiecakes
>No offer
>Eventually get bored and just give the disk to real captain
>>146956575
I had most of the HOS/CAP gear and flashbangs and handcuffs and shit. but oh well.
>>146955579
what's the difference between light green and bright green?
>>146956451
I wanted to trade with you but I ended up giving more things to you than I bought from you.
>>146956573
you have no idea how much laugh i had after you exploded that cart trying to kill me
>>146943534
>you get lasered by a murderboner and he doesn't strip your pockets
>a while later you get found and cloned
>doctor starts stripping your corpse while you're in cryo
BWOINK
>>146956672
you can use any pill you want. just remember to use pill colors as their damage type, so they can easily be spotted when inside a pill bottle:
red for bicaridine (because brute damage is red on analyzers; usually, people the red round pill)
green for antitox (toxic is green on analyzers, and so on)
blue for dexalin plus
yellow for dermaline/kelotane
whatever you want for the rest
>>146956752
what if any borg has a law 0 based on their module?
examples:
janitor borg: Law 0. Clean your assigned space station to the best of your ability.
mining borg: Law 0. Supply your assigned space station with minerals to the best of your ability.
sec borg: Law 0. Apply Space Law to the best of your ability.
so, no more silly "borg law 2 uncuff me" crap.
>>146956672
Light green is the chemicals for antitox, so they're implied
>>146957460
>sec borg
>Apply Space Law
post ckey you need a big fat fucking jobban for even thinking about that
>>146957547
ghlor
>>146957547
mh.
and why? tell me.
>remove the AME
>or at least nerf the SME it's too easy
>>146957797
PJB spends too much time with probe
>>146958013
I feel like Probe would be of the opposite opinion though, since he's all about updating the wiki and making things friendlier for new players
>>146957797
>the wiki explains very clearly how to set up the singularity and how to not fuck up the singularity
>people still fuck it up constantly
>some people fuck it up several times in a row
>NO GUYS AFTER IT DELAMINATES ONCE PEOPLE WILL LEARN I SWEAR
>>146958112
>this is what probedrones believe
>>146953817
Changed to be autonomous and player created
Infectors form from biomass near an active marker
Humans are turned into slashers, decent speed, create corpses to infect
Diona are turned into brutes, very slow but devastating if they get into range, special slam move that blows limbs off
Skeletons/Plasmen get turned into those fast as fuck slashers but are very fragile seeing as they hardly are held together
Monkeys/pets get turned into those small things with the spike tentacles and can launch them as a ranged attack
>>146958182
No one wants to learn the SME because it announces your fuckup
Singulo is nice because if you fuck up you embrace blessed death immediately and don't have to get shouted at by angry coworkers as the whole station is told: WARNING: ENGINEERING IS FUCKING UP AT 49%
>>146953817
I wish sood would fix shit before self-merging and I wish coders would get slapped the fuck down more often.
>Bus station wins vote
What did they mean by this?
>>146946810
>still wearing the shackles of e-sex
>>146960023
>having worn them ever
lol
>>146959997
Bus is completely tolerable except when the lighting fucks up
>>146960261
Gotta come from somewhere anon
I've redeemed myself
>>146960393
for shame xe_____
>>146959739
I could not care a single shit about anouncing that, id just rather not fuck up to begin with, and knowing how sometimes shit just randomly lags me out, id probly die due to me walking into the shard or someshit
How do we feel about kaz?
>>146960772
>we
>>146960772
Kaz was a cool dude, and I laughed a fuckload as a borg by putting him and the HoS both on arest, making em both pissed at eatchother and saying both are cuckhold niggers on the crime sections. Other than that, he's fun, I enjoyed aresting Vox.
>>146960807
You're right vg is one person you dumb nigger.
>>146960772
He needs to get better at roleplaying racist people. I give him a 4 out of 10
>>146960906
i am vg
if anyone else thinks they're vg they can go fuck themselves
>>146954551
>not eliminating all the miners with chloral syringues so you can have all the fun on roid for yourself
c'mon anon, you are finally the hunter and not the prey
>>146961797
>chloral syringes
>against someone with a hardsuit
how fucking pleb can you get
Is this too little space for the chaplain? I'm trying to keep everything small but this just doesn't look right to me
>>146962610
Maybe add more windows also where is the mass driver to space.
>>146962610
Seems fine to me honestly, not like the chapel is used 24/7 or the chaplain will ever stay in his office too long
https://discord.gg/Mrhgb
heres the discord link boyos
>>146962263
>Emp Grenade + stunglove handcuff
>All the time in the world to hunt for the port now
wtf why can't I see my clothes
>>146962610
The chaplain needs dick all for space, considering people rarely use the chapel anyways.
Also it needs to be adjacent to space for space funerals.
I want to marry [insert static namer here]
>>146962263
my bad, i meant time to put to use those chloral pens you find while xenoarching
>>146962724
>>146962807
There's not going to be any space on this map
>>146962794
The worst part is that you're serious
How can someone be this unrobust?
>>146962887
>No space
>On space station 13
INTO THE TRASH
>you can now make plasmaflood grenades
What a world we live in.
>>146962971
but SNOW
>>146962998
>now
>>146962794
Disarm intent in the crotch you fucking shitter, or if for some reason they take their helm off, just smash a space beer bottle in em.
>>146962921I'm not him, I never kill the other miners. Its the unspoken rule of Mining.
you know how you can emag the cloner to change someone's name and species
there's no sanitization on their new name
you can make it 5000 characters long and put HTML in it lmao
>>146963172
More like the nonexistent rule of mining
Other miners are always first on the shitlist, unless you happen to see xenoarchs first
>>146963249
>people with HTML names
that's OOC in IC and the admins will just change them
>>146963249
>Clowns name is the entire book of woodys got wood
>Yfw
Unitology as a official religion when?
>>146962998
>Atmos grenades from slime reaction update never made it to release
I spent like 30 minutes on those, too
>>146963249
Thanks, Arthur.
Please don't abuse that, it's unnecessary work I don't want to have to do
>>146950918
Can we eat lizards to stop the petrifying process?
>>146950918
>more ponyshit
Great, just what the server needs.
>>146965047
The fuck are you talking about?
>>146965047
I love the meme where we pretend a piece of classic European mythology is from MLP
>Having a Wizard antagonist
Great... a whole mode just for ponyshit
>>146962998
>You COULD make a plasma grenade and even set it up to light if you trade with traders, grow plants, get plasma, grind up plasma, build a grenade, and throw it... it will fill a room
>Or just open 2 valves in atmos and the whole station gets flooded
Daily reminder that atmos is set up to convenient flood as easily as possible
>>146950918
>you will never quaff an un-id potion in combat as a last resort or sit down to enjoy your tin of canned goliath
>>146965271
Napalm is incredibly disappointing as a recipe anyway.
>>146965308
>Tfw cant find unid'd potions while miningAs if miners need even less raisins to actually do their job and more reasons to run around being useless
>>146957705
Because RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BORG DUN DO SPESSLAWSSSSSS
EBEN IF DEY GIT LAW TO SAY ENFORCE LAW DEY DONT FILLOW LAW RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is it possible to explode the supermatter into space to stop a delamanation?
How do I make an energy axe? I remember seeing a mommi use one during the purge.
>>146968470
you put your left foot in
you put your right foot out
>>146968470
Can't be made, only found.
There's one inside the safe inside the station vault on Defficiency.
>>146968470
Speaking of purge, when are we getting a new one?
>>146941795
I want to sex with raildid angelite finish that lewd vox drawing?
>Intigracy bans someone high profile
>thread turns into erp shitposting about him
Let's just deadmin him.
So I'm a first time player, I've read the rules and the basics of this game and I'm pretty sure I get it an open round based space life simulator, where anybody could be a killer, you use mouse for controls and keyboard for in game messaging. Also, the best part is it's free and griefers are quickly banned.
Am I right so far?
>>146970942
Yeah, but then they ban evade.
>>146963000
Have an alternate method for disposing of bodies, perhaps a conveyor that will carry the coffins along towards the SME while bagpipes play.
>>146971163
>Chaplain puts a timed bomb on the conveyor belt
>SME explodes
>>146970942
It's a space station roleplaying game or a game of who can kill the bad guy fastest.
We're not really sure which.
>>146970942
Essentially, yeah.
Except the keyboard is also used for controls, specifically movement.
There's a page on the wiki where all the keyboard action shortcuts are listed.
im the stinkin' sob ones. monthly purge when
>>146971508
AYO HOL UP
*grabs you*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*throws you on a table*
SO YOU TELLIN ME
*slides you along the table to keep you disabled*
WE WUZ
*smashes your skull into a window*
GREYSHITS AN SHIT?
*disposals your corpse*
>>146955565
pls respond
Post tunes you listen to when explorin' lost in space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U52sP25ynE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm-Vh3j8sys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
>>146969146
>>146971508
When you VOTE FOR IT. There is currently a poll up deciding the future of the purge.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=27&t=2624
serb ded?
How can I aim not like a blind retard.
Asking for a friend
>>146973065Naomi?
Don't bother shooting in the situation that you were in, you should have just flashed them or used a stun prod.
Vapor Sacs and Woodapple need to be nerfed
First let's talk about Vapor Sacs
for anyone wondering it's the zas plant
at 141 potency it gives 90 vapor salts / 10 nutriments (didn't had a bigger beaker but i think it gives more)
100u vapor salts + 100u oxygens are enough to make the chemistry section get 500+ kpa of pressure, wich after some test got me to red with a broken head
when detonating the fruit it will get everyone without magboots activated to the ground like a stun
Them there's woodapple that for reason can be instantly harvested soon as it matures because it's a bug
t. Nigga who spent the round messing with those new plants
>>146973065
Use a flashbang to remove greytider
How does one fix knots in wires? The wiki says to just click on them, but that doesn't work, unless I'm screwing something else up.
>>146973136
Yeah.
Thanks, I had a flash but just forgot about it.
Would've used flashbangs but I don't pack any as detective
>>146973247
wirecutters
place wires again, correctly this time
daily reminder that only fools use adminhelp, you dont want to get banned yourself then dont get others banned
>>146973065
>Naomi tells me not to try to get weapons on my own and to let sec handle it
>while running from a cyber horror, all of sec tries to rush it with stun batons or misses at least 80% of their shots
I laughed desu
>not using HoS obsession with niggers to get captain arrested and get his armour
you're doing it wrong
>>146973065
It's very very easy to dodge projectiles and they are limited. Unless you are using lasers, you will get nowhere spraying and praying. What you want to do is put pressure on your foe so that they mess up and move out of cover/generally put themselves in a disadvantaged position. Half of fighting is mindgames.
You only get better by trying, so ask someone to play stunfight with you. Also take the chance during nook ops to practice dodging
Also, a gun is more effective at range, so try not to let them get within disarm distance
>>146973465
I don't like arming the crew, I try to stick to the procedure.
Sorry
>>146973453
I only ahelp shitcurity
>>146973453
t. banned
>>146973772
no, im playing right now
>>146973841
t. just got off a ban and is still bitter
>>146973913
i never got banned
in fact i doubt that i even have any adminnotes
>>146973972
t. liar
>>146973683
t. greytider
>>146973453
i only use ahelp for welderbombing assistants and to report bugs
>>146974050
t. shitcurity
Haven't seen my waifu in a while.
Anyone seen Trinity?
>>146974143
t. greytider
>>146960594
that's not xevonix, xevonix's copy of that rat image has a proper name
'showbiz' or something like that
>tfw never banned and 'admin tier' notes
god i love being a goody two-shoes baybie
the hate i get from the graytide for putting down their antics and ruining their TTT-based 'fun' is delicious
>>146974849
>tfw my only notes were from fucking up early on with the singularity and the rest are all good notes
>>146974849
>tfw only note is an admin meme note because I said I had no notes in OOC
where the twinks at
>>146975393
>twinks
>implyign we have twinks
>implyign we're not all hairy, 200+ LB 5'6" neckbeards
>implyign anyone here even plays a twink
Gobbo gamemode w h e n
>>146975510
I'm 7/10, been lifting for 3+ years.
I am twisted steel and sex appeal bby
Now, where the twinks at
>>146975393
Going to my girlfriends house for movie night
>>146974849
>tfw notes are erp
>>146975610
>lying this hard to a bunch of neckbeards on the internet
for what pvrpose
>>146975746
>erp
Fuck off Morena/Spergay/Shiggy
>>146975510
Speak for yourself, faggot
>>146971740
what the fuck
>>146975746
>tfw I will never ever see my notes
>>146975803
>being mad he's fat
srry bruh u can lift n play ss13 too
>>146976397
i'm not fat, i'm just tubby
>>146976397
>>146976681
Who /skinny/ here?
>>1469768765'4" 100lb
>>1469778806'6" 175lb
>>146977880
Literally born to be raped
>>1469768765'10 and 130lb here uguu~
>>146950918
why is a cocktrice petrifying?
>>146971508
no im the heckin' sorbonets
>>146977880
>>146978243
>>146977962
i envy you skinny people167 cm, 61 kg
>>146974179
fuck off trinity you're a shit sec player and a shittier detective
>>146978447
That seems fairly healthy friend
>>146978447
>envy
>>146978243
>>146977880
>>146976876
Holy twig season, eat something.
5'11" 185lb.
>>146979160
I'm literally incapable of gaining weight
I can eat like a fat piece of shit and not gain a pound
I can work out for months and gain muscle mass, but it eats into my already tiny fat reserves, so my weight doesn't actually change
>>146979160
i'm petite~~~~
>>146977880
>>146977962
>>146978243
>>146979160
I am european and what is this?
>>146977984
A friend used to have a habit of picking me up
>>146979396
In order
>>146977880
163 cm, 45 kg
>>146977962
198 cm, 79 kg
>>146978243
178 cm, 59 kg
>>146979160
180 cm, 84 kg
>>146979396
>Can't do basic conversion
Even Americans learn this
>>146978583
Trinity DOES NOT play detective.
>>146978391
nuh uh im the fudging sibnoes
I'm still trying to prepare for my first time playing, and probably will spend a few days doing so, is it worth making a game plan for my first time?
>>146981124
don't take it so seriously. going in blind and having no idea what the fuck is going on is an experience you won't be able to repeat
that said, people are all different, so if you feel safer observing 100 rounds before joining that's okay too
>>146981124
if you die don't forget to post on OOC where your body is so we can recover it and dress it with silly clothes and hats
>>146976876
6'5'' 300lb here
>tfw will never be otter mode, best I can hope for is bear mode
At least most of it is muscle
>>146981124
When you die don't forget to say the name of who killed you and post your ckey (the name you signed up for Byond with) in the OOC.
>>146981124
Don't do this
>>146982769
faggot is just trying to get you banned.
Read the rules, top right button in-game.
>>146981124
Just read the rules and look at the wiki for first time tips and you're golden
>>146981124
Make sure you meme the AI as hard as possible, silicons love to be fucked with.
Morena a said she was going to quit.
Do you want her to?
>>146982769
>and post your ckey
>in the OOC
>ckey
>OOC
can't even meme right
I think I did it right this time.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10841
>>146983405
you did it
>>146971508
monthly purge never
now maybe like twice a year would be fine with me, but monthly is retarded.
>>146980143
yeah not anymore after getting shit on by everyone by being so fucking bad at it
>ss2 remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB9oDOV1ZRQ
CAUTIOUSLY HYPE
>>146983183
yes
>>146983785
She used to?
You sure you aren't confusing her with someone else?
>>146970830
>>thread turns into erp shitposting about him
shir man where were you during all the shitposting about intigracy's trialmin dick and cervix tickling and intigracy x kammerjunk
this isn't new shit
>>146983984
>never uses radio
>never uses security channel
>had really shit aim
>unrobust
>never spoke at all
>shit purple waifu hair
yeah it was trinity
>>146984305
When did she play detective, months ago?
Naomi a QT
engineering waifus are the best waifus
>>1469768765'6, like 120 lbs
Am I doing the freedom system right
>>146983943
That's a SS1 remake, dummy
>>146983183
QUIT MEDBAY
which means I'm pretty much retiring Julia as a character because I just get mad whenever I'm in there. When I started I enjoyed playing medbay but now I really don't because I can't rely on anyone else. I asked at the TWO chemists at least twice for some more anti-rad medicine and clonex, and neither of them did a thing. I ended up getting science to make me my own chemlab so I could make an actual cryomix, because for some reason they were using 50 unit beakers with no alky or rye. I hate having to do everything myself. The last doctor alive didn't even bother trying to help the doctors who had died from the virus he spent too long curing, instead he faffed around trying to help a bartender. I'm just not in the right state of mind to play the job.
>>146983943
Whats a good build for ss2? Im about to play it for the first time. I need one thats really fun.
so did this guy giving away lethal pills get banned?
>>146984556
I agree
t. Naomi
>Botany this round
>>146984819
WRENCH
EVERYTHING
Put all points into hacking and one into research
Get the wrench upgrades
>get sukked
>go afk to get food
>come back am a posibrain inside an incomplete AI core
>OH SHIT OH SHIT I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>robotocist moves me to core
>try and learn AI controls
>later laws get changed
>have nice round helping a human
turned out alright desu
>>146984746
yeah I watched the first 5 seconds then tabbed to furiously post about it
I'm still going to back it though
>>146984842
I fucking hate weedplanters, if you get into botany, at most make ambrosia for medicine, not blunts you fags
>>146984842
Did you use that disk I gave you
Instant harvesting, repeatable harvest, just had to hit PURGE and splice it in, and you'd be rolling in the dough
metallic spider here
>give medbay all sorts of upgrades and new machines, including a new cryo
>everyone dies before they can use them
the life of a MoMMI is one of agony and pain
>>146985031
I just made unstable mutagen blunts and killed the clown on accident
>kill everyone law 4
>throw together a quick loose plus flood
ur welcome
>>146984998
death by WEEEEEEEEEEED
>>146984914
You did alright. Try to get some practice on low-pop if you want to play AI more. And learn how most departments work before playing AI, especially engineering, since you'll often be called to monitor it and resolve crisis humans can't.
>>146984819
ANYTHING THAT ISN'T PSI
also know that high Research is a dead end unless you are going the wrench route
>>146976876
6'0" 150lbs
>Security is going stellar so far
>Suddenly
>"State laws AI"
>One human pops up
>"GET THE IONS"
>"I will just get my gygax guys I'll be right ba..."
>Smoked by electricity door and insta-killed because of memegineers wiring niggawatts to grid
>Watch singuloth devour the station
>>146985041
Question, can you even spawn as a mommmi at roundstart? I just wanna be around and make the station a better place damit, not be thrown away to some derelict shithole.
>>146984998
Smoke meth errday
>>146985168
>not ordering a glubs create roundstart as any job
>>146985218
Yes, it's under the cyborg option in character creation. Alternatively, you can ask the roboticists to make you into one.
>HoP ling
>don't feel like parameming anyone, go silence
>plan to just get my genomes from greytiding shitters
>still have to assassinate the atmos tech
>other ling is going on a succ spree, I'm just helping sec with my botanists growing mad blunts
>decide to try and get the atmos tech
>"G I'm right behind"
>FUCK
>panic silence sting, stunbaton
>fuck up on the absorb, he screams on comms
>everyone and their mother shows up
>taken to robotics, borged
>become secborg
>other ling is now CE, uploads the kill-law
>LEGAL BORG GRIFF TIME
>go into the bar, begin bashing faces
>get blown apart eventually
>laws reset, get reborged
>while I get my new body the other ling sneaks into AI and upload the same law again
>mfw
>end up surviving after being deactivated
>mfw
10/10 round, I'm a shit antag but god damn that was hilarious
>>146984818
>Was a paramedic, tried to keep everyone healthy. >Suddenly half a dozen dead and dying in a pile outside medbay.
>Go out, scan one, instantly lose all control of my limbs and start dying.
>Spend my last moment yelling at passers by to avoid the plagued area.
>>146985218
yes, just go to job preferences and set MoMMI to high
after round start, you can only become a derelict MoMMI (position your ghost above the MoMMI fabricator and click it)
you'll be stuck in that Z-level tho
Are silicons the most beta positions?
After all, all you get to do being a silicon is being someone else's bitch.
>>146985168
I was really disappointed that the gygax didn't get used when all that shit went down. As a MoMMI I just watched everything unfold.
>>146984887
>>146985118
Okay so PSI is bad. I guess seeing as its a limited resource. I assumed the wrench is really good cause its Infinite melee? What about guns? Anymore tips?
>>146985321
>literally the whole station showed up to the solars to save him
>>146985526
Dont mommi have to ignore people on purpose and just goof off?
>>146985526
it's not about being subservient
it's about the hilarious shit that pops up from our laws
I love the thrill of defending a wiz when sec comes a lethaling
>be a changelog assistant
>be a total shitter and hit people with my toolbox
>kill somebody and drag them to arrivals but some guys snatch the corpse away
>absorb the mime, a doctor and an engineer in quick succession
>take on the identity of the engineer and ask my fellow changeling HoP for a promotion to CE
>run around engineering and look for opportunities when the HoP screws up and gets caught
>decide to avenge him
>wheelchair into the upload and upload a one-human
>every silicon immediately either states it or hints at its existence :^)
>become a monkey and roam around the vents
>eventually the AI is reset
>wait until everybody leaves from the upload, pop out of a vent and upload the one-human again
>take shelter in the AI core waiting until everybody dies
>eventually realize that I'm butt naked, everything around me is flooded with plasma+n2o and there's a loose singularity
>try to ventcrawl to EVA but die because of a BYOND bug not allowing me to regenerate
fun round
>>146985594
guns are the most powerful weapons by a long shot
wrench just hits like a truck
PSI isn't bad it's just a very different way of playing the game, most of the abilities are utility (become invisible, lay mines, teleport, place a wall)
shit man just play the game
>>146971508
that image is genuinely terrifying
>build station expansion
>mommi doesn't help me place windows and shit
fuck you metallic spider
>>146986049
>"OMG why was the mommi following its laws?!?"
>>146974625
i have a vast collection of showbiz pizza anamatronics
>>146984485
last week
>>146986049
I was the other MoMMI and I spent most of the round pimping out people's offices by adding reinforced plasma windows with electrified grilles. I never even saw your expansion. Where was it?
>>146986405
Must've been Victoria Rathen
Purple hair shifty detective. Trinity doesn't play the role
Remember to do your part - report all suspicious activity to station security.
>>146950821
kill
your
self
>never explored space before
>build space pod
>can't hack into EVA for a hardsuit because there's like 735 sec constantly walking around it
>fuck it, just go with internals
>run out of fuel in pod in about 3 minutes
>drift for another 10 minutes
>hit what I think was the derelict
>get out of pod and immediately start dying
>miraculously find a nuke op hardsuit and helmet along with oxygen tanks
>try to radio anyone to telescience me or just general rescue but the radio is down
>alone on derelict for about 45 minutes
>round end
How the fuck does anyone find anything in space? I traveled what felt like forever and didn't get anywhere. I wanted to find the clown asteroid.
I'd say it was fun but I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't even know the pod needed fuel, how do you refill it?
>>146986910
Batteries are the "Fuel"
>>146986910
it needs powercells. always take a spare in your backpack, try and find a recharger somewhere when you land in places. If you hit the derelict, there's a recharger on the DJ sat, which you can get to by going straight to the most north end of the derelict and then drifting LEFT.
To get to the clown asteriod, you need to go to the south solars on the derelict, stick to the right side and then drift south.
>>146986910
I'm pretty sure it's random to what place you will get after leaving station sector
at least that's what I experienced when exploring space as a ghost and going same direction a couple of times, once I got to russian base, once to roid, once to derelict I think
>>146986780
Sec during my HoP ling round was top-notch, they appeared immediately at the solars at the other end of the station from the brig when the guy screamed over comms.
>>146986910
The fact you hit the derelict meant you had a great deal of options to escape, the first was the teleporter, the second was the dj station where you could establish comms with the station and play tunes, the third was a mass driver coffin trip which would take you somewhere fast be it asteroid, station or hell even deep space, theres more but those are the basics.
>no ss2 game mode where the power goes out and the many start to spawn
>ai has a law 0 where they can either destroy the crew or help them escape
>>146986476
next to detectives office
>>146987383
I'm still pretty new, I have no idea how teleporting works, I just know people can do it to get you out of places. Comms are an absolute mystery. I never even thought to launch myself out the mass driver in the chapel though.
>>146987607
So basically Malf with no power.
Don't even think for a second that the AI wants to help anyone, they just want their valids.
>>146987823
nah more like admin bus with no power
and the AI gets a law change once the crew kills the many's overmind or something
>>146940106
It ain't in the booru, the hell did you get this?
>>146988365
unrelated furry porn maybe
So let's say a mommi gets hooked by a hookshot
What can it do ? It can't resist out, it can't pull the person who hooked it. Only option is to stay still and take it up the ass right ?
>>146983785
I'm not a shit detective and I've never been told such IC or OOC. Are you one traitor I've made 'valid' with my evidence and you're salty about it or something?
The 'shittiest' things I've done as detective is cut a rap battle between myself and a really obvious changeling short with a water+potassium excecution because the HoS too afraid of the bwoink the take any evidence I was throwing in his face as fact and act on it.
Capt. Megurine cut my legs off for it because she takes no shit, like all good captains should, and I died a martyr for the station's safety. Got two changelings that round.
but that's
>trials
for you
>>146984305
>this tired meme again
My nuke op win rate suggests I know how to aim and robust pretty well, actually.
Feel free to post any logs where Trinity doesn't use the radio but you'll be hardpressed to find anything dating back months.
What's your agenda, anyway? If you just wanted to slander me, surely just going after my recent reveal in music taste would be easier?
>>146989082
Parking brakes maybe
>>146971508
>every month having an entire day of deadpop with nothing but mommis plasmaflooding at round start
>>146986910
The ghetto space suit is trivial to obtain, and is leaps and bounds better than the standard grey space suit. Noone ever uses the space blankets, so you can either ask for them, or just take them.
>>146989198
>surely just going after my recent reveal in music taste would be easier?
What is it?
>>146989198
TRINITY
R
I
N
I
T
Y
I fucking hate wizard rounds as AI.
>shitty wizard shows up with a gimmick, nobody died yet
>QUICK CODE RED BORGS GO SEC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>rest of shift is security trying to land pot shots on a teleporting wizard and hitting crew
>wizard dies
>round doesn't end
>";Crew, we have more wizards. Code red and get the shotguns"
here's a cool tip for xenobotany
use pumpkins as potency slaves, they can fill the biogenerator really fast while lasting until you get 120 or so potency on it's first generation
>>146985526
MoMMI are the most alpha guys around, give no fucks about anything and just build, improve the station and be the guy engineers wish they could be, by giving everyone a neato upgrade, be it power, be it everything looking great
>>146989198
I have proof that you're bad atterraria boss fights
>>146989551
blame the metagays
>>146989592
metallic arachnid posting detected
>>146989551
what do you expect from kalika
guy is straight out of /tg/ or something
>>146989592
some elders says when a competent CE dies he becomes a MoMMI
>>146989801
When a MoMMI dies he becomes a lord of autism, only observing rounds to complain about people not doing engineering properly.
>>146989708
>>146989551
There's literally nothing wrong with going in code red during a wizard round.
Literally 5 minutes in a wizard disguised as Felicity tried to get a new ID. So I just did 2+2 when the other wizard died and the round didn't end.
>also waaa! metafaggot!
>on vg
lol
>>146989680
I mean, ya can't really deny it, mommi players try their best to make shit better, every other borg and shit usually can't due to laws and potent hams, mommis get infinite metal, glass, etc.
>>146989948
It wasn't a wizard disguised as Felicity. It's Felicity's new meme. She's done it twice now, just to cause some 'panic'.
>No master terminal that lets you control machines UI remotely as long as you make a link through multitool buffer
I just wanna make a central shield control terminal, that lets me toggle emergency shield generators located in key points across the station depending on which direction the bhangmeter tells me a meteor-like wave is coming in.
>>146989948
dude nobody fucking gives an albino rabbit's shit about code red
it's the fact that you said ";the wiz died but the round didn't end, it's raging mages go get guns you fuckers"
>>146990207
You could make one yourself using those assembly things the mechanics have.
It would be hard but feasible.
>>146990410
>;the wiz died but the round didn't end, it's raging mages go get guns you fuckers"
I never said such thing.
[13:45:49]SAY: Zalika Gardner/Derpycobra (@227,204,1) As Galactic Common : Crew we have more than one wizard watch out
Which is totally different
>>146989321
I requested t.A.T.u to be added to the rock playlist and and want a Goth/Industrial forISOLATEDand other such 'edgy' songs I enjoy unironically. But it's not to everyone's taste so have at it.
Morena's a sweetheart for putting in all the work she has into the jukebox and reaching out to everyone to build up something good. I realise I havn't yet in any of my posts, which is quite silly of me silly of me, but thank you for taking my requests and taking time out of your day for the project - if you read this, Morena
>>146989457
o/
>>146989594
1v1 me house building no grappling hooks
>>146990692
Wait, it lets you open and interact with the UI on machines remotely?
Doubt the emergency shield generators have a 'Oh shit turn it on' remote trigger
>>146986910
Ask science for a bunch of GPSs and throw em out an airlock.
They'll keep floating until they're stopped at a structure, so just follow those until you find something interesting.
>>146990798
you said that because you killed the wiz and since the round wasnt over you assumed it was raging mages.
>>146990834
Nah, not those, but there's a difference between wanting a central computer and just adding a multitool menu to the shield gens so they can have a frequency to turn them on through.
>>146990807
>trinity was the t.A.T.u person
Too funny.
You're alright
>>146991135
So what, when I get stinged I shouldn't assume it's a ling? When I find a body drained of its blood I shouldn't assume there's a vampire on board?
I am not sure what you are trying to say here.
I would agree with you if I went out saying: "Hey faggots it's raging mages it's not over yet" as you are accusing me.
>>146991135
Are you trying to imply that only one person in the whole of that round realised it was raging mages?
What leather club have you rolled in from, newbie? This is the real gym and here we bosses don't fuck around here.
Whatever ban valids you're used to on baystation you wont find here. Either cut your teeth quick or you'll just keep working yourself up and looking like an idiot to the rest of us.
>>146989198
>>146990807
Holy moly.
Autism.
>>146991656
Fuck off Trinity is cool as heck
>>146991656
stop feeding it attention
@146991537
@146991585
>>146991656
Delete your account.
>>146990807
Bah, it's nothing. Something to do when I'm dead ingame or too bored to play. Plus I'm really enjoying finding new music and then listening to these playlists. My latest one is complete I think, I just need to write it up in the forums and that. I don't know what I'll do next, I have my own personal hip-hop playlist but I'm not sure many would enjoy it. Maybe I'll do that meme vaporwave playlist.
>>146991585
I've been playing here longer than you, you autistic validhunter
>>146991585
Holy fuck, fuck off you fucking autist.
>>146992048
Why?
>>146992191
>>146992048
>>146992008
>>146991864
>>146991656
>>146991135
>>146990410
Listen, you little kid-diddling nazi sea lion: your day of reckoning will come too. I'm smiling BIG just thinking about you and your cellmate. Hope he likes nazi twatlings! Lol. But for now, while you're still a junior high chronic peter-beater, you should worry about your mommy and pay attention to the teacher. One more detention and she's taking away your computer and phone privileges. Can't shitpost in grown-up subs during pre-algebra class without your phone, pedo-Goebbels junior, so shape up! Lol. See you around, laddie. :)
>>146991585
>leather club
>the real gym
>keep working yourself
what did he mean by this?
Reminder to vote to REMOVE VOX
>>146992046
>vaporwave
2814 - recovery
Hong Kong Express - 6am
Hong Kong Express - New day/Japanese translation of that
>>146992520
what the fuck, lmao
>>146992720
fuck you anon
>>146992786
USE THE FORUMSS or I'll forget
>>146992520
*teleports behind you*
*parapens*
listen here son...
*plants c4*
your're my target
*sends message to waifu*
nothing personnelll kid
>>146992887
Get off my fucking station you smelly genetic fuckup
3 decides what waifu I make a pornfic of
5 decides the scenario
7 decides their partner
>>146993529
Killing yourself
>>146993529
Trinity
xenomorph rape
xenomorph
>>146993529
Every waifu
gangbang rape
xenos
>>146993673
I'm not accepting every waifu, too vague, roll again
>>146993673
All the waifus
>>146993595
In a xenomorph nest
>>146993587
Killing themselves
>>146993812
ALL THE WAIFUS
>>146993595
>>146993529
Rolling again
>>146993529
Trinity
During work out fitness sex
Security Dream Team
I fucking hate you people
>>146993814
Fine this wins.
I'll do another tomorrow
>>146994097
Hold on let's see how good you are at writing first with this one if it gets done
what if we don't want another one?
>>146994097
Do it, I want to see my name there
I need a list of every single waifu and their departments. Personality types and fetishes would be helpful. Asking for a friend
give me a list of all the waifus
>>146994559
your mum
>>146994559
ur dad lmao
>>146994559
Sarah Hale
>>146956451
Sell swords, hatchets, and other autolatheables to assistants for like five or ten bucks. Offer chloral injectors to discerning shitters for more money.Have seeds and or food in case botanists or cops come knocking.
>>146993529
Elim
Having sex in a washing machine
With Drungi
>>146939780
>BYOND can't find Dreamseeker.exe
JUST
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617&p=12461#p12461 80's playlist is up! I really like this one. Give me a couple days before I do anything more in regards to playlists. I'm still waiting for the magical pomf to appear so I can talk to him about it.
>>146984263
good times, good times.
>>146984263
>you never had the chance to bounce on Integ's trialmin cock
feelsbadman
>>146996536
WHERE ARE THE SMITHS AT
Fun shift
>>146996716
FUCK THE SMITHS, MORRISSEY IS A CUNT
comfy with humans at outpost
too bad that stupid virus was pulling everything
>>146996536
>All those good songs that I can actually recognize.
Good shit
>>146996792
HES A CUNT BUT HIS VOICE IS GOOD
Man, being a MoMMI is fun, even if I can't go full autism.
>>146996729
Pro-tip, if you want to inject more in the chamber, like you said you wanted to learn how to, use injectors rather than vents. Faster injection, and not limited by chamber pressure. Other than that, nice mini-setup.
>starting cultists failed to convert a SINGLE person
top jej, this is why I turned cult off.
>magnitis
Even Space Satan can't handle it.
>>146996536
WHERE ARE TALKING HEADS AT
>>146996916
>people start setting bombs left and right
>it's your law to repair it even though the shuttle will be called
>>146991135
>cult with four niggas
>share my words while a nigga goes for research
>do my Research Botany autism while waiting for the words
>nobody talks
>get the words
>convert a dionae
>give it a tome and share the words with him
>make a teleport rune to RD outpost but only the nigga who did research came
>get spotted because i teleported back to see where's his base on station
that was terrible, jesus christ
The entire station turned grey, all the floor decals turned to regular floor tiles. What the fuck happened. And no, it was fine at round start, it happened when some fucker started spreading tons of chemicals around the place.
>>146996991
Actually, injectors only function better at ludicrously high gas volumes. At everything lower, regular vents are able to deliver more gas faster.
You can configure vents to ignore chamber pressure using an AAC.
>>146997013
ok i gotta admit I COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGOT REEEE
I had 2 songs in my original draft but i lost it because foobar decided to poop the bed
>>146996851
I now realise I missed a lot with this one, god damn. Tomorrow, when I'm not grumpy-tired i'll do an edit-a-roo and then re-upload.
>>146997023
So, its piss easy with literally infinite glass, metal, plasteel and such
>>146997151
yeah, being a cultist when people dont cooperate is suffering.
>>146997212
You did alright, I also suggest some kate bush because she is ballin
>>146997442
FUCK I knew I was missing something. How did I leave out kate bush
i'm ashamed of myself. I thought I would struggle to get 70 tracks but I'm slowly realising I could have probably got 80 (80 80's would be fun)
>>146997253
it's not infinite if RnD is empty and you're stuck with high-capacity power cells
if the damage is big, you'll have to take a few pauses to recharge
MoMMIs have an incentive to do research and mining because when they get hyper-capacity power cells, then only the singularity can create a damage too big for them.
>>146994559
Saxton hale
>>146997736
Unless the station has been bombed to a whole new level, I really do not see how basic repairs like just patching up floors and such is hard due to the powerlines still working, and with solars being infinite and upgradeable, you can just rest for 30 secs and regain most of your metal and shit. Im fairly certain piping and such does not exactly take too much energy to make, general repairs are not really that hard to execute.
>>146998358
is an anagram for hot anal sex
>item that can release 1 billion kpa into the station
what did he mean by this?
A E S T H I C time was so good i forgot i was antag
A E S T H E T I C S
RUSH THAT VAPOR BRUH, INSTANT KILLS
>inject a massive ton of a reagent that makes gasses into someone
>Well you shouldn't make an item that instantly releases a lot of gas :^)))))
Why the fuck do we still keep dylan around?
>>146998592
he edited himself so he could hold 100 billion units of chemicals in his system, then added 1 billion vaporsalts and 1 billion oxygen into his system, and that creates an oxygen atmosphere and the pressure it released spread to the entire station in a second
>>146998695
>>146998706
This is deadmin material
What the FUCK
He's held to a higher standard too, and he has no fucking excuse not to look at the open PRs either
Please make the OD for vapor salt 5u so this never happens.
>>146998820
I mean to be fair it was pretty hilarious
>>146998394
the material synthesizer eats up battery power
if someone who knows what they're doing makes and detonates several plasma bombs at the same time, you gonna have to take a few pauses every now and then, unless there are other MoMMIs or engineers helping patch the damage
I'm not talking about welderbomb levels of damage, pretty much anyone can quickly patch them up anyways
>>146998695
>Dylan "meteor? I hardly knew her" strat
>talking shit about someone else's features
>>146998856
>implying we can reach levels of vapor salt reaction beyond 300
>round start
>take a quick bathroom break
>come back and everyone is dead
>>146998820
The best part is that PR was open for like 2 weeks while Kurf was begging for merge validsalso update the fucking wiki you little shit or I'm reverting it
>>146998856
it's not possible to do it anyway, no way of actually injecting more than maybe 250 units at once, and that requires 4 people standing around you and you eating it a 50u pill, and you gotta do that twice and quickly.
The best we can do with grenades is 2 large blue spaces at 300/300, and one large stasis at 50/50. Still, that will probably throw the pressure up a few thousand kPA. I think it was more of a 'let me show you why this thing is retarded'
>join as robotist
>go to robotics
>5 seconds after I get in there that crap happens
>>146998820
>ready up as mommi
>go order some food
>come back and see the a living hell and an unholy spam of OH MY GOD AI LAW 2 OPEN THIS FUCK CALL IT WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT DID YOU DO CALL IT LAW 2 I OPEN IT
>>146996536
You missed a few vital ones
https://youtu.be/Iwuy4hHO3YQ
https://youtu.be/5ZDUEilS5M4
https://youtu.be/oDHco_rQMHk?t=5s
https://youtu.be/Zi_XLOBDo_Y
https://youtu.be/oh4tHpUflDA
>>146998984
>Malf rounds
>>146999114
>let me show you why this thing is retarded by using admin powers to make it several orders of magnitude more powerful than is even possible in the real game
Yeah and IEDs are overpowered as fuck because an admin could create a 500dev explosion, right?
>>146999114
But why wouldn't you just drag the plasma miner out instead?
Wouldn't it do the same thing ,but over and over, without any of the hassle?
>>146998926
Mate, I know it eats up battery, that's why I brought up regaining all of your metal in 30 secs if the power is still on, and I know very well how a coordinated attack can fuck people right up, yet let us all be verry much real here, how often does that happen and is most of that shit not really easy to repair?
Unless it is some fucking unreal level of coordination, like 4 traitors metabudies on skype or discord working together, snipping wires at specific times and specific places to methodically destroy the station, bud, its fixable, itl only take a while longer.
Also, can't I just shit out metal and glass for people? Pop in and out of the recharging station and leave some more metal for the engies.
>>146997212
Heres some grooves to make your life easier
https://mega.nz/#F!9Qdm0Tjb!FE7lyc4BenZIwLGXV9jDKQ
>>146999176
oh fuck me i completely forgot about rick james. I don't want to add any more Jackson, PYT and Thriller is enough for me. I considered Video Kills The Radio Star, but I left out Funky Town because it's 1979 too... but I mean... god fucking damn this song is so fucking good I really should just add it. Kurtis Blow is too.. funk. Would fit better in something for that, thank you though!!
>>146999570
you're a real saint
/r/ing the emag playlist
>>147000572
I got you senpai http://ss13.moe/media/?playlist=emagged&type=html
I AM MAKING HAMBURGERS AND I HAVE NO BREAD OR MONEY WHAT DO I DO
>>146999947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xpJRwIA-Q
>>147000983
Grow wheat, grind it up for flour
Get clonexadone from chemistry and inject your own blood into the beaker (get a syringe from botany vendors) for meat
>>147000983
Make a veggie bun, or make hashbrowns and have a starch bun.
A bun can be anything that's not meat
>>147000983
make a meatloaf
>>147000983
Grill the meat, deep fry it, and make it into a cake
Or be a efficient as fuck chef, plant like 3 banana trees, deep fry them and just make cake and shit out of them. Really, you can cake anything, so why the fuck not.
hey science what else should i trade for some stock parts for the autolathe besides shitty fruits
>>147000983
steal buns
burg demands it
>>147002210
listen here nigga, those aren't shitty fruits
they are really valuable for research botanists and they'll be glad to trade anything for them
>>147001110
>There hasn't been a game half as comfy as Vice City since Vice city
That makes me so sad.
here's a idea
>you can make jukebox circuits with soldering iron
>you can upgrade the jukebox circuits with gold to make a superjuke
Y/N?
>>147002210
If you're a Vox trader you don't need to trade shit
Deconstruct seed extractor + biogenerator, build autolathe, print new parts and rebuild machines
If you're a greyshit or anyone else, just ask Cargo because they're usually bored and not doing anything.
If you're greyshit and antisocial, deconstruct 3 vending machines for matter bins + manipulator and the photocopier in maint for a console screen
>>147002628
That'd ruin the novelty of having a jukebox
>>147002210
Ask for a furnace equipment as a trade first or ask the miners nicely to use the furnace in exchange for some of your ore. Then take the materials at 12:20 to RnD and watch them give you everything you want. Make plasteel for robo and watch them cum buckets that someone thought to make some plasteel for him for once
>>147002773
what if you could print a jukebox circuits with gold and upgrade it with phazom/bluespace crystals?
goddamnit man, the superjuke has awesome songs and we rarely get the chance to hear them in game
>>146940106
Still cant find that sauce nigga!
>>146989292
>ghetto space suit
>space blanket
explain
>>147003252
I dont quite remember but combine the space blankets in the standard medkits with a gasmask/fire suit and use wires (I think?) and you make a ghetto space suit that protects your lungs and from the cold but you slowly take pressure damage.
>>146974849
Can anyone read the notes admins have on them?
>>147003715
nope :^)
>No good waifus on
Just
Hey I want to play with you nerds. Are you all on the vg station?
>>147004651
No, we all play on Polaris, go over there, I mean over here
>>146998695
>>146998706
>>146998820
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10845
>>147003715
Just adminhelp for your notes, the admins will almost always give it to you
>>147004517
>not being with gf
>>147003687
You don't take pressure damage if you make the helmet
GIVE ME A (You) OR ILL VOTE BUS EVERY TIME
>be trader vox
>suddenly get pulled by felicity
>told i'm an agent and handed an emag and an ID card
>go back to outpost and show vox bros new toy to sell
>go up to miner and say i'm nanotrasen operative and demand minerals while showing the ID
>dumb humans set goose loose so i couldn't jew people
>jury rigging space suits that function perfectly
>internals available everywhere in every locker and backpack
This is the problem with letting a game's players make changes to the game: they're just going to make the experience easier on themselves without actually thinking about what's fun.
There was a time in this game when people would pass up traitor gear in favor of a space suit and internals tank. You could leave an oxygen tank filled with boiling hot N20 in the middle of a hallway and a pile of corpses would accumulate around it because internals were more coveted than the captain's spare.
What happened to spess? When did it become casual and indulgent to the players?
>25 players online
>not even night time
wow
how did this happen
where are our 50-60 players? It's fucking summer
>>147007054
Panic bunker was turned on wasn't it? So tired of that shit.
>>147006898
Ghetto space suits were a compromise by Celt to the hardcore crowd who wanted to still be able to run through space while drinking coffee and eating chilis
Irony that basically all other parts of Hypothermia got stripped out
>>147007054
I think we're shifting to a more European playerbase, this week we had 70 players at 4AM one day
>>147007148
Hypothermia is gone now?
Aww, I liked it
>>147007148
>>147007292
>All other parts of hypothermia were stripped out
hahahah what?
no it isn't
>>147007523
>Mancrowave now a vestigial organ as its functions were given to the sleeper and cryo
>Snow map never happened at all
>Space temperature never changed, just makes you fall asleep
>>147007680
I'm sorry you misunderstood what hypothermia was.
>>147007789
I mean hypothermia with a capital H, as in the project as a whole
How do you even heal hypothermia properly? Whenever the retarded faggot assistant comes after a space walk shaking I just toss him in the mancrowave and he gets better after.
If that's all to it, it's retarded as fuck.
>>147008081
Yes
You can also ghetto cure it with coffee, a hot shower (adjust shower with tools), or just prevent it with leporazine
>>147007148
>european playerbase
So sharialaw stations where only "honor" killings and flinging your own shit at people soon?
>>147008081
Next time make up some shit about having to amputate.
Take off his legs and give him a wheelchair and call it a day.
Yeah but why hasn't anyone brought up how fucking retarded it is to fall asleep in space
>>147008081
You don't, it does nothing except make you fall asleep and if you're not asleep then you're literally fine
Not like it EVER FUCKING HAPPENS ANYWAYS
>>147008413
More threats to limbs when. Gangrene, frostbite, embolisms, all that good stuff.
When the fuck are we going to make it easier to remove limbs?
The only way a person is losing a limb is if they've already taken enough damage to be dead
Dismemberment needs to happen more regularly
>>147008645
you dumb fuck it's not falling asleep, it's losing consciousness
guess what happens in real life when you are exposed to a vacuum
>>147008650
Why didn't he made it good instead of this literal shit then?
Why is he leading a great project like snow maps when he has shit over a major function about it already?
>>147008796
Bark a lot?
That's what my dog does when exposed to a vacuum.
>>147008796
You get super cold and pass out because everyone knows space is like a big heat sponge!
>>147009090
Celt tried to make space not cold because that's how it is in reality and everyone threw a fit about it, so that's why it's the way it is
>>147009168
Oh so we had to choose between one shit change or the other instead of just keeping it the same
>>147009168
Unless you're talking about a different detail, that was because it would shit up engineering's cooling loops completely.
>>147009275
No, H/E pipes were never affected
>>147009168
All your heat radiates away, so for all intensive purposes it is cold
>>147008651
Yes frostbite, or straight up comical freezing where your arm can shatter
>>147009441
Except heat needs something to radiate into. It's called space for a reason. There's a reason why spacecrafts had major cooling issues at first.
>>147009441
Heat radiation happens extremely slowly
You know how the dog Laika overheated to death? Yeah, spaceships need dedicated radiators to not overheat, because the on-board systems generate more heat than is radiated away
>>147009441
but it's been established the space station is next to the sun, vampires burn to death even in a hardsuit when outside of the station unless they changed that
>>147009441
How does it radiate away exactly?
You know humans don't emit light, right?
You get cold on Earth when cooler air particles touch your skin. There's no air, or anything else that can touch you, in the void of space, so you won't get cold.
You could handwave this away by saying that SS13 is in a section of the universe dense with some exotic form of matter which transfers heat without interacting physically in any other way.
>>147009914
>You could handwave this away by saying that SS13 is in a section of the universe dense with some exotic form of matter which transfers heat without interacting physically in any other way.
Wouldn't put it past Exadv1
Have you read the original lore? It's a fucking crime against physics
Including wacky properties like "when plasma gets hot enough it never cools down again!"
>>147009710
I could see that happening. Late stage hypothermia attacks the extremities first, so you lose your hands and feet first. You can't fix it with medication or surgery, even if body temperature is brought back to normal levels. You need to amputate and get new limbs.
>>147009914
because heat is a form of radiation you fuckin dingus, it doesn't have to be visible light to radiate away
sit next to a molten hot object in a vacuum and it will still radiate heat at you, just as you constantly radiate heat away
air just facilitates heat transfer, it doesn't cause it
vacuum is a good insulator but not a perfect one
Anyone with a basic understand of science should look away really fast :
Now onwards to what Hieng particles really do. They in essence stand for High Energy particle. They depending on the configuratio actually withing the electron cloud can store certain forms of energy. Mainly the configurations deal with radiant and thermal energy. What happens is the heat is attracted to the Hieng particle and then becomes trapped around the nucleus. This therefore increases the temperature considerably. It also makes the entire molecule more unstable. It is belive that at 0 Kelvin and -100 degrees celsius there is minimal energization and you have solid plasma that is VERY cold to the touch. At -100 to about -50 its believed to be in a liquid state (this is primarily what the cryo-healer uses). Now from -50 to 150 its in the common semi-liquid state where while its seeable it moves like a gas. Now here is where it stops being cold to the touch. At this semi-liquid state it is believed that the particles become somewhat saturated with heat and instead begin to function like sponges. Touching them with cold objects won’t cool things but instead makes them warmer by transferring away some of the heat. The next state is liquid because so much of the energy is in there that electrical attractions are being made. Now from 150-10000 its liquid. This liquid is vicious. It can ONLY be transferred by a very special container that is built to not be affected by heat. The material is very hard to make and therefore has only been used to line certain pipes and canisters. (The tanks level off their potential temp at 500. It contains a weaker version of the material).
1/3
>>147010528
Plasma is a revolutionary molecule. It was given its name for its distinctive orange color at room temperature (when in semi-liquid state).
Researchers believe that it does NOT contain any neutrons. They belive instea it contains a different particle which they tentativly named Hieng A (which for all inensive purposes has no atomic charge).
This particle which comes in many configurations (more on that later) but on Centration the most prominant form is the A form. This A form is specially attracted to Carbon atoms in that when a molecule of plasma comes in contact with it the energy contained in it vaporizes the carbon. Other configurations produce this effect excpet with different atoms and molecules. (note that some may not have this exact effect). The current theory is tht the electrical forces with carbon and hieng A particle are too distinct (physicists still aren’t certain what this means) that they are strangely attracted.
0/3 because I'm retarded, so before that post
>>147010652
stop
>>147010396
>because heat is a form of radiation
No, heat is the excitation of elementary particles. Have you taken elementary school science?
>>147009441
>all intensive purposes
>your heat radiates away
First of all, learn english
Second of all, yeah, it does, over the course of hours, not minutes or seconds
>>147010528
As a college sophomore in physics this triggers me
>>147010528
>>147010652
Now moving onwards to 10000+ we have something VERY unique. (Now since SS13 researchers havn’t been able to hat up plasma to this all of this is so far ‘theory’.) We have Plasma Solid. THis palsma solid has such a high amount of energy that it doesn’t cool down. If the plasma liquid is released and hits the ground it releases enough heat to create a fire which with the carbon involved started breaking down the Hieng creating a molten lava effect. A burst pipe of 5000 degree plasma onto the ground will cause an innocent lolking white orange spill that in a few seconds dematerializes the floor!
Now at 10000 degrees the energy is so high that the magnetic signatures are altered and it no longer reacts with carbon. It aloso stops releasing heat! Instead it forms a thin outer layer that has the heat properties of steel. Meaning you could fashion little statues of these things. (At this stage the plasma when in contact with another block of plasma would absorb it. Trowing a block of plasma into a room of semi-liquid plamsa would just mop it up.) Unfortunately the electron problem isn’t resolved/ And at this temperature the heat released is BAD. About one nanogram of this solid plasma heated to 10000 degrees and then bathed with a few renegade electrons would evaporate a 1 meter sphere. Into thin air. The protons, neutron and electrons would evaporate. It’s pretty strange but in the effects a new materials might suddenly emerge. At about 1 microgram it may produce black hole type effects.
In order to cool down plasma from solid to liquid to semi-liquid you have to bath it with neutrons to disrupt the Hieng particles and release the heat. From semi-liquid to the lower liquid just havng it in a no-heat atmosphere will bring the temeperature down. To go from lower-liquid to lower solid you have to bath it in neutrons while maintaining an almost 0k atmosphere.
Going up is easier by using just continual heating.
2/3
>>147010886
Configurations:
>Hieng A - Most common- vaporizes C, uses heat energy
>Hieng B - Rare- vaporizes He, uses light energy
>Hieng C - Rare- vaporizes O, uses radio waves
Special Configurations:
>Hieng- - So far only synthetic- no vaporizing, when with protons passes all electrons
>Hieng+ - Hypothetical only- attracts and consumes electrons, cannot pair with protons so not a true element, would have to be with neutrons.
3/3
Don't bite the carpet too much
>>147010769
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_radiation
congratulations on learning elementary school science, but heat radiates you colossal nimrod
>>147010886
>Now at 10000 degrees the energy is so high that the magnetic signatures are altered and it no longer reacts with carbon. It aloso stops releasing heat!
>>147010769
Black body radiation you mong.
>>147010528
>leaving out the equally retarded introduction
Plasma is a revolutionary molecule. It was given its name for its distinctive orange color at room temperature (when in semi-liquid state).
Researchers believe that it does NOT contain any neutrons. They belive instea it contains a different particle which they tentativly named Hieng A (which for all inensive purposes has no atomic charge).
This particle which comes in many configurations (more on that later) but on Centration the most prominant form is the A form. This A form is specially attracted to Carbon atoms in that when a molecule of plasma comes in contact with it the energy contained in it vaporizes the carbon. Other configurations produce this effect excpet with different atoms and molecules. (note that some may not have this exact effect). The current theory is tht the electrical forces with carbon and hieng A particle are too distinct (physicists still aren’t certain what this means) that they are strangely attracted.
>>147011307
literally posted it: >>147010652
you fucking humongous turd
>>147011307
>>147010886
>>147010652
>>147010528
this plasma stuff wasn't written by exadv1, it was written by a foreigner in like 2004 whose name i forget. i think he was brazilian or portuguese
there is more of his broken english scattered throughout the oldest parts of the code
>>147010835
Well he said look away
>>147010835
>He hasn't studied the history of physics
>He doesn't know that physics is a sham, and that the entire foundation of the field is thrown out every 100-200 years.
>>147013393
could you name me a field of science which isn't completely different every 100-200 years
Was the panic bunker turned on?
>>147013613
Womens Studies.
>>147013706
hasn't even lasted 200 years. Literally invented this century by cultural marxists at the Frankfurt school and propagated in American academia by the same people and retards.
>>147013992
I've done it too.
>>147013992
is he a twink?
where the twinks at?
PAJAMATTY SAM I'M SORRY I COULDN'T SAVE YOU
I avenged your death though. I spammed pAI smoke during those wormholes and he walked straight into one and got sent to space. I had fun this round, when you first set my directives I was like 'oh fuck.' but, it was good. Thank you.
>lose my bible while trying to escape
truly a massive failure
KAZUHIRA MILLER DOES IT AGAIN!
>>147014138
Could explain why he hates tits a lot
2 Cap
LMAO 2 Cap
Being a clown is hard
>>147014412
Maybe he's just rich.
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0057623
"Results showed that men from the low socioeconomic context rated larger breasts as more attractive than did men from the medium socioeconomic context, who in turn perceived larger breasts as attractive than men from a high socioeconomic context."
"Results showed that hungry men rated larger breasts as significantly more attractive than satiated men."
>6-7 AIs
>>147014561
>Titlets funding studies to make themselves feel better.
SEVEN AIS
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Also, did that 9 shard SME happen?
>>147014561
>>147014684
>muh tit size
>>147014561
What the fuck this study wants to imply? Is this why we pay taxes?
>>147014805
>Sociology and Anthropology "research"
>>147014805
Actually it's a privately funded study like most studies are.
Lots of places and forces want psychosexual research. For example if you're an advertiser who uses sex appeal, you will now be able to target a richer audience using sex symbols who have small breasts rather than large ones, increasing your ad's targeting and targeted effectiveness.
>>147014693
It is feasible, but i don't think it'll generate more power than the usual one shard, since you'll be hitting each shard only once or twice
>>>6899729
Which one of you fucks?
>>147015315
Learn how to link to other boards you fag
how come playing detective is so much more fun than playing sec
>>147015621
They didn't teach me how to triforce on TG station
>>>/d/6899729
>>147015786
All of the access and job perks and guns and armour
None of the responsibilty of crew safety or the ire of the greytide
So because you're a leeching shitter I guess
>>147015786
Because a good detective catches the antags that put in effort covering their tracks. A good detective turns the round end info into all redtext.
A good detective makes security whilst a bad detective is a drain.
t. Great detective
>>147016313
>tfw ultra-efficient detective who catches at least one traitor per traitor round guaranteed
>tfw so paranoid about every possible lead and investigating innocent people that i have to use random name and appearance so i don't get meatgrudged
>>147016438
I've maimed detective and static named for months, I've never felt metagrudged.
>>147016609
maybe you just suck :^)
>>147015315
>>147015848
>one of you
Probably a TGfag.
>>147000687
What about the page with the download links?
I'm going to make a dubstep playlist for the jukbox.
>>147016874
I don't.Naomi Williams
>>147017348
uhh, I can't remember the download links for it. You'll have to ask pomf for that probably.
I'm going to make a metal playlist for the jukebox. No drone, stoner or nü metal allowed.
>>147013393
>I don't know how science works
Nigger, science isn't dogma that just builds up over time, if you find something that disproves what was currently believed you publish that shit and it revolutionizes the field
>>147018059
do it. i'd like that, but metal isn't one of my strong points in music, I only really listen to the liturgy, deafheaven and mastodon
>>147018059
>I want the underage paradise audience
I'll space the juke box every time if this gets passed
>>147018059
Put in this please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kaKdzDwkwc
>>147018059
>metal
Not as bad as hip hop, but still shit tier music
>>147018059
Required
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ
>>147009168
>that's right kids! Space is actually a magical lukewarm place that makes you go to sleep! Now why don't you head on back inside and COZY UP by your COMFY stone fire pit that somehow doesn't burn holes through or damage the wood flooring of your space station significantlyPeople bitched because it would have really fucked up atmospherics and made cooling gasses obtuse and retarded.
>join as a assistant to test ghetto stuff
>ghetto space suit is literally better than the common space suits and any retarded can make one
>secs need reinforcement
>ask HoP to join the sec force
>get the Peace Officer ID
>help HoS and Secs to get 2 cultists and meme one of them because i was implanted and they couldn't convert me
>go give HoS a hand on medbay nearby virology were shit is htting the fan
>suddenly a nigga just hits me twice the the circular saw and i'm instantly on crit in the ground
>managed to see the "best cult 2k16"
>managed to see the cult remover ripley
>managed to see cult failing to sacrifice a nigga on their nest and tried to sacrifice another cultist that got his ID
>warden
>cult shit
>no chaplain
>fuck
>kidnapped once
>go to medbay to save fallen team
>killed
>stripped, cult grabs my stuff
>lead to sacrifice ruin
>itsalloverm8.jpg
>ripley causes pranks
>everyone forgets that my body is ready to be sacrificed
>cultist who took my stuff looks like me
>cult sacrifices one of their cultists
>my corpse is left on the sacrifice ruin
>mfw
holy fuck I haven't laughed that hard in a while
>The entire crew has failed at everything basic. Medical couldn't cure a simple virus, engineering couldn't setup a single engine, cargo was culted early on, security's been fighting a disorganized, non-existent and useless cult for the past half hour. Nobody managed to upload laws that made any sense at all. Everyone is dead or dying. And the escape shuttle is filled with vox traders. You've all failed and should feel bad
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE
FUCKING
SHITSHOW
>>147021015
That fucking mime, that god damn mime. He had your body RIGHT THERE and EVEN ON TOP OF THE RUNE and didn't do it.
HE DIDN'T DO IT!
Kurt Jacobs got banned rest in peace
mfw releasing the clown virus
>>147020621
You forgot the snow that magically appears on top of the fire spit
>People bitched because it would have really fucked up atmospherics and made cooling gasses obtuse and retarded.
Then those people were retards, because from the first fucking moment there was a big disclaimer saying NO THIS DOESN'T AFFECT H/E PIPES
>>147021063
>steal dead cultists pda,
>Cast out wide net trying to trick cultists
>try to work with AI to use the intel
>AI's lawset is fucked
>Sec is disorganized and dying one by one
>Fax centcomm multiple times
>They tell me to find the Chaplain
>THERE IS NO CHAPLAIN.fucking bureaucrats
Kaz "The Killer" Miller and Mick "The Murderer" Johnson killing cultist till comfy
>>147021145
what did he do?
>>147021015
>shitter
>wander around and get culted
>wtf do I do
>see warden
>somehow robust him even though I've been in a grand total of 2 fights in this game
>take his shit to ruse the non-converted people into letting me get close
>collapse from clown virus and cult tries to sacrfice me MERELY PRETENDING to be warden
>can't wake up and tell them they're retarded because the target will never be able to be converted
>nobody listens to my deathgasp
WEW. 10/10 LADS
>>147021281
vox traders and friends boarded the shuttle and he lasered two of them to death
>>147021281
he randomly murdered two vox on the escape shuttle before it left the station because they said 'we're going to take the shuttle'
>>147021063
CMO spend 15 minutes trying to upload laws to make me only follow the cult
He failed, repeatedly. He only ended up resetting me to NT default and getting immediately busted, somehow managed to escape sec only to end up doing that>>147021015
Congratulation crew, you were one massive failure. I haven't seen such a terrible display of incompetence in months.
>antag gives us R&D set
>by the time we do our part of the deal everyone is fucking dead and we decide to hijack the shuttle
remember to give the traders things in exchange for a service since we're allowed to help antags
>>147021281
iced 2 people 4noraisin on the shuttle
>>147021369
>>147021382
yes that's right goyim! all they did was board the shuttle peacefully! it was just a prank!
>>147021307
that is the kind of thing you should tell your fellow cultists before hand.
>>147021269
Kaz here
you are an excellent buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
>>147021525
Thanks for sticking by me and covering me on our first outing to round up suspects.
Remember never trust anyone wearing a medical headset or from medbay.
>>147021462
read what you posted, you killed the vox which did NOTHING. The other stunned someone, if he had hit someone with that assault rifle and kept firing, maybe, but to me it seems like a missfire, because he instantly switched to a stun revolver.
>>147021307
good job and rusing your team bud xd
>>147021462
>vox """traders""" can start fucking shooting up the shuttle with full admin protection
>if you do anything about it you get banned
Vox traders were a mistake
They are some of the biggest fucking greytiders I have ever seen
>>147021701
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10796
>>147021063
>Join as engineer
>Arrivals is blood
>Atmos is fucked
>Start fixing cheeki breeches
>Work my way towards engineering fixing windows
>Power low everywhere
>Someone in engineering in a voidsuitsetting singuloth
>Getting AME working
>Screams of cult over radio
>He goes below the AME doors and don't see him come back
>Nope and deconstruct my way out of AME windows
>Get glubs
>Walking past cultists trying to convert or sac someone in hall
>Everyone gets gudjub trophies
>Escape in engineering pod
Had there not been a shuttle call shit would have been sorted in a few more minutes.
>>147021663
wasn't me, I just saved the image
>"did nothing"
>is clearly shown screaming "GET DOWN, SHUTTLE OURS"
>>o-oh but it was just randomly firing lethals around and then stunning people! they a good boy they dindu nuffin!
>>147021663
no i was warning them that we mean business by shooting the rifle towards nothing then i stunned him since he didn't get down
>>147021701
i was the vox that stunned the guy and traders should be treated as antag if we do shit like that
>latejoin assistant
>fuck around in maint
>find a goddamn complete voidsuit with jetpack just sitting in hallway
>power going out
>fly around engineering, NOTHING is set up
>break in, start setting up singulo
>shuttle called
>well fuck
>head to shuttle, SHIT IS FUCKED EVERYWHERE
>One dude on shuttle
>bird fucks come in and stun me
>glorious fellow crewman saves my life and roasts the bird fuck
>we get to centcom
good round, 7/10
>>147021836
Sorry that your autism can't see a joke. Do you see them retaliating after kurt started shooting? no? because they didn't, they were like 'what the fuck is this guy doing'.
>>147021884
>the person involved in the ban is perfectly fine with what happened
>ban reason is just "Wasted two non-antags as non-antag before the round ended." with zero context
What a bullshit ban, jesus fucking christ
t. not kurt, would have done the same in that situation
>>147021687
>>147021524
>assmad cultists
I was sec that round and lol'd throughout all of being dead. You guys are ridiculously more dense for not knowing that you can't cult your sacrifice target. How the fuck would cult work, that way?
When she grabbed Nick's stuff there was a few people around her. There were SO MANY WAYS to tell she wasn't Nick, lmao
tippy top kek
>OOC: Socachaca: i banned him and put wgw as his ban reason
1 day ban, got to get those ban valids.
>>147021971
>they were like 'what the fuck is this guy doing'.
really now, the Vox says otherwise
>>147021884
>traders should be treated as antag if we do shit like that
Kurt shouldn't have been banned. The station was a massive mess, with no way of know who's on what side, most of it with no power or air, the AI might be subverted, there were giant stacks of limbs and dead bodies everywhere. And you get a vox that stuns someone on the escape shuttle.
Anybody reacting with full lethal force at that point is 100% justified.
>>147022136
One vox says otherwise, the other has said nothing, and was still killed.
>>147022165
>I think everything's shit so I'm going to make it worse :^)
Fuck off back to TG
>>147022207
Because they were acting like antagonists maybe?
>>147022165
OOC: Socachaca: the thing is there was no real escalation here
OOC: Socachaca: he saw some faggots doing something
OOC: Socachaca: and then he proceeded to be the biggest faggot of them all
OOC: Socachaca: you cant claim your throne as the biggest faggot without consequences here no sir
such a lust for banvalids
>>147022165
Oh look Kurt's trying to justify his bullshit he pulls on everyone
like his dumb fuck High Noon gimmick where admins gave him lethals in shifts over and over and the best he could do was kill innocents and security with it
Get the fuck out shitter
>>147022165
Yeah you're allowed to retaliate lethally as sec if someone shoots a taser at you or an innocent on a violent round, so I'm not sure why this would be different.
>>147022306
>vox are shooting up the shuttle
>N-NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TALK THEM DOWN
If Socachaca feels so strongly about this ban, why the fuck didn't >she make it clear in the ban reason?
Fucking deadmin soca, they're retarded
>>147022408
>>147022306
>>147022256
I was the AI. It's written in the rules that stun weapons in the hands of people with intent to kill is considered a lethal weapon, considering how many died and how disorganized the station was, not reacting lethally could have led to his death. He had no way to know if the vox wasn't a cultist.
>>147022534
Kurt plays IAA and blacktides worse than any greytider, he's a grade A shitter
Kurt is a trash tier erping shutter but he's in the right here.
UNBAN KURT OR DEADMIN REQUEST WILL BE MADE
>>147022674
>"i metagrudge that person, thus the ban is OK lol"
Fucking hell we could be talking about Sarclepecari and this ban would still be 100% gold-plated retarded.
And before you get your panties in a twist again no, I'm not him.
>>147022674
So ?
His past actions means he should get the ban-hammer when he does something that's completely justified even if a bit pragmatic ?
>thinking that any administrator will ever be held accountible for a bad decision
Sorry, but you have zero power.
>>147022823
Agreed
t. a former /vg/station admin
>>147022817
>>147022808
This isn't justified at all. He murdered two non-antags as a non-antag. Yeah, one of them fucked up and started shooting first, but the other didn't.
>>147022817
>His past actions means he should get the ban-hammer
FTFY
>>147022916
shut up deadpoolj
>>147022924
He murdered two people who were acting aggressively on a station that had been completely ravaged by viruses, cultists and incompetence. This isn't the same thing as killing two people because they stunned you at round start for no reason.
>>147022226
This is drone doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJtpIRCazGQ
This is stoner metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y-JL8tuQ6Y
This is nü metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
This is all "smart people" need to know
>>147022924
He murdered two non-antags that were actively fucking antagonizing the station and shooting up the shuttle during a cult round where they could have very easily been converted.
You need to get this "buh nonantag!!!" thing out of your thick fucking skull, he responded EXACTLY as Space Law SOP tells you to.
Christ, what happened to "act like antag, get treated like an antag"? When did the server get such a thin skin?
>>147022952
I don't deny that. If you want to ban him for his past actions, do it, just don't hide it behind something that was justified in context and use that as a ban reason.
>>147023148
>easily been converted
not with THAT cult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRlnkyIhbeU
Who /bartender/ here?
>>147021262
>fucking bureaucrats
you mean fucking admins. they are such fucking morons when it comes to reading and responding to faxes
even when they have nice papercode
>>147023279
Being knocked out by virus is an open invitation for being culted and that happened to most of converts.
>get converted
>about to recall the shuttle with 40 seconds left from 5:00
>internet connection dies for 30 minutes
Did the cult lose?
Wizard is fun when you pick non-lethal spells.
Except when the AI fries you, of course.
>>147023148
>>147023072
oh, yeah, because kurt was totally in danger in the cockpit of the shuttle, all tucked away from everyone else where the only entrance is a single tile airlock and he can hide behind the corner so no one can shoot him, and if they manage to open it, he's got his gun right there. He didn't have to murder two people, he chose to, and he fucked up. Fucking deal with it, you pussybabies, muh valids xdddd
>>147023296
Sorry, I don't like a useless job that panders to rich idiots who can't tell the difference between a 5$ corner store wine and a 1000$ vintage.
>>147023148
>glare at some one
>HE WUZ A VAMPORE! I HAD 2 KILL HIM, HE GLARE!!!!!!!!
Remember kids Green Texts, and heavy RP, not valids and murderboning - T. Quentin.
>>147023456
you are and retard
>>147023296
>having an asian guy handle your ice cube for 10 minutes
No thanks. I like not having bird flu.
>>147023431
I think that's the first time I've gotten to fry a wizard in several years, actually. Shit never happens.
>>147023296
bartending actually seems like a fun job, just have to memorize a billion drink combinations and don't get lynched for watering down booze
also dangerous because of the potential people that go there
>>147023148
we we're at the vox outpost growing food and making guns to sell to the station. the only time we stepped foot onto the station was to sell the guns, and kurt was the only person who bought an assault rifle (without any ammo, we scammed him). the only assault rifle shot that was fired during kurt's shooting was at a locker which didn't have a player inside it. this isn't "actively antagonizing the station". kurt was the only one "shooting up the shuttle".
>>147023739
>we we're
oh so you're the other retarded bird that was also yelling "GET DOWN THE SHUTTLE IS OURS"
next time try not attempting a honest-to-fucking-god terrorist takeover, or if you do, don't expect anything else
>>147022165
I don't think Kurt did anything wrong either.
First off Vox are non-human.
Second Vox in that capacity, in that round, are traders. I.e. they aren't ships company and or crew nor are they employed by NT. Thus they aren't given the same protection and or treatment as actual employees.
Thirdly, why don't the Vox use their ship and go back to their birdshit filled world of cuckoldry? (remember light RP, imagine them "using" their ship to go home to the cucknest).
Fourthly, the Vox rightfully should have been killed by Kurt, drum-roll please, because the Vox were "trading" weapons to the cultist, aiding them in their "attempted" take over of the station- thus deserving death
Fifth on top of all of this those Vox cockbreathers stated their attempts to take the escape shuttle with threats of violence while being heavily armed
This is a pretty cut and clear case when you step back and examine how big of fucking cock you've got rammed up your ass you imbecile "do it for free" admin clown. Kurt did what any sane person would have done, kill the people who are armed, making threats, arming cultist, and aren't actually NT employees.
Remember retard we're light RP here.
Why don't you just sit there and throw some more fucking rods through the station instead of banning a pillar of the community?
>>147023886
>implying i was expecting anything else
why do you think i didn't shoot at kurt?
Kurt "ERP King" will be unbanned, it is known.
>>147023739
>We only shot a single round of assault rifle in the escape shuttle with very few survivors while yelling about taking it over during a high stress evacuation
who is best waifu and why is itkill your self
>>147024084
because you are a sorry-for-the-buzzword-but-you-really-are-a-literal dindu
KURT JACOBS VS SHITTY ADMIN
WHO WINS?
>>147024312
Hopefully shitty admin
I think that Kurt was in the right here but I hate him overall and think he does deserve a ban for his other behavior
>>147024349
>metagrudging is more important than shitty admins lol
if kurt is so bad, he'll be banned soon
>>147024545
Seems to me like he is already banned for it.
>>146995276
I sold a happy mask for 200 and a ancient urn for 2000 or someshit
Sold everything else for 20+Money is useless anyway
Is there a point to playing Trader besides to greytide? If money was saved from round to round I could kind of see a reason to play it a bit, but it isn't, so you'd just spend all round trying to trade stolen stuff when you're probably not even going to use all the money you get.
>>147024894
You get to have some fun with a few unique things now, what with the Vox seeds and the Boxen. But in the end you're just a restricted Botanist who has to turn into a birdtider to do anything worth doing.
>>147023083
I honestly like Sunn but you know you're in trouble when speaker feedback is more interesting than traditional metal.
Who here /BigFanOfTheScienceFictionFilmMoon/
>>147025821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGQMNsxqXno
>>147023296
like fucking nails on a chalkboard holy shit
>>147026000
>>147026000
Right here
>>147026000
Moon's my favorite movie.
>>147026000
Trips are my favorite movie
>>147024649
It's something to do. Adds a little flavor to the round.
>>147026031
:-)
>>147024586
He wasn't banned for his shitty behaviour though, he was banned for a completely justified response. Is this really what we've come to, banning people we don't like at the soonest opportunity just because we don't like them?
Why not just say "we don't like you here, go play somewhere else" then? Is it because we actually need to keep up the pretense of having competent admins that ban people who actually break the rules, when they break the rules? We don't fucking care about the rules here, people just fucking hate the guy
stop fucking acting like this is anything else you fucking faggots
Just letting you guys know that 'SoCachaca', an administrator at VGstation, is probably a furry and a prolific erotic roleplayer on the website F-list.net.
https://www.google.com/search?q="soCachaca"+site:steamcommunity.com - yields a re-URL'd profile with the ID of 'SoCachaca' called 'Grinning Salamander' and another one called 'Hameru'
A search later and we get http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035422520, a user named 'Hameru' whose last ten names (click the arrow next to their name) includes Grinning Salamander and a bunch of furry and anime stuff. This is the Steam profile which had the URL of 'SoCachaca' before it was changed.
The only name in their last ten which stands out is 'Lace the Cat', so I ran some Google searches for both 'Lace the Cat' and 'lacethecat'. There are only five hits in total, and most are dead ends (blank deviantart account, etc) but then there's this YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXO_dlAieQ6V7X9dgd1OwhQ
It's filled with furry shit, and also a history project video in which you get to hear SoCachaca's voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFx9Sow6OM
Feeling satisfied I would find clues off the road of main search indexers, I went to F-list, a popular erotic roleplay site that a lot of furries use, and found this profile:
https://www.f-list.net/c/a%20cat%20named%20lace/
So in summary, one of SoCachaca's former Steam names appears no-where else on the Internet except for in a possibly underage furry erotic roleplayer's YouTube and F-list profiles. It is overwhelmingly likely that SoCachaca either is 'Lace the Cat' or perhaps just does erotic roleplay with 'Lace the Cat' frequently enough to warrant a changing of his Steam name.
>>147026751
Rule 0 exists
>>147027006
why am I not surprised?
>>147027006
this isn't news retard
>>147027018
It does, and yet we still have to pretend like the faggot got banned for anything BUT the fact that a ton of other faggots don't like him
Why is that?
>>147027006
>SoCachaca's voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFx9Sow6OM
CUTE
SOCA IS CUTE
>>147027151
Holy shit, is it a girl?
>>147027006
>this is the person that banned Kurt for killing a vox that was shooting at crewmembers
>>147027195
have you not seen the nudes?
were you living under a rock last year dude
>>147027006
What's next, your gather (You)s by telling us how quick witted you were finding that Diethyl is a furry, and Nexis was one too?
Or that pomf is a homo/pol/ar?
Try something fresher
>>147027006
Is socachaca erping and being a furfag on the server?
If not I don't give a fuck.
I'm a new fag, and I haven't been around that long so I haven't seen the other "detective" work.
Please spoon feed me the deets on the other admins.
Why don't we just remove traders. Their inclusion causes problems more than anything
>>147027852
socachaca once banned someone for admitting they use reddit, so defending him for his offsite activities doesn't work imo
>>147027967
>banning people for using plebbit
Doing god's work socachaca
>>147027926
Celt is gay, Niggly has a really deep voice for his manners, Kammerjunk is not a man, "PJB" are initials, Doobiefuck is the ex-headmin of Hippie and underaged.
I'm so out of touch in the dubstep game. I have a lot of energy right now and I don't want to sit on vaporwave and stuff so I'm just doing this instead. God damn.
>>147027926
Go awaywe all know who you are, change your filenames
>>147028645
I don't. Who is it?
>>147027967
>him
Soca is a girl
>>147028645
Me neither. Who is it?
Custom made cults made for fun and shenanigans be it with your local priest or rabbi or yourself is far more fun than any other kind of cult.
>letting women administrate your Space Station 13 server
no
emotionality and rational decision making do not go together
>>147029150
Then how do you explain ghlor?
>>147029150
*tips fedora*
>>147027006
Why do we always get the biggest faggots for admins?
>>147029150
like we need rational decision making on our space ERP simulator
baka famalam
>>147029021
And she is cute
CUTE!
>>147029280
Ghlor's still around? I haven't played since he left immediately following his trialmin process.
I figured he'd be deadminned by now considering he's just a fucking sperg. How has he not fucked up with that shit attitude of his?
>>147029364
>>147027967
Nevermind, I take that back.
>>147029150
It's okay she's a raging lesbian
>>147027151
RFUCkinbg COMMIES GHoD fuARkcINbg DAMRN IT
>>147029280
He's an abstract kind of faggot with a tiny faggot living in his brain whispering sweet nothings in a cage shut off from the world with tiny, tight assholes guarding the brain from proper senses.
>>147027006
Yeah hi hello welcome to /vg/station how are you
That's a good 98% of staff members in both coding and administration
People like nuke, rei and (maybe) probe are the odd men out but they make up for it in being either weridos burnouts or nutbars
Hope that wasn't too shocking for you and you can still function/enjoy the server, god bless
>>147029364
>3 furries as admins
>1 /pol/ homo
>rest are just faggots in their own way
It's better than them all being homo furries like most servers. I'd say we're lucky we only have a single digit number of furries.
They still gay, tho.
>>147029364
Could be worse.
Could beEenKogNeeto
but where the twinks tho
>>147029582
Everyone list the admins who aren't weirdos
>>147029651
literally niggly
>>147029651
Angelite
>>147029698
Here you go:
>>147029792
Angelite isn't a twink, he's just a faggot.
Chill dude, though.
>>147029698
The entire EUIV metaclub
>>147029698
Elim? Maybe?
>>147029952
he fucked a washing machine anon
>>147029854
Five foot nothing, light brown skin, shirtless on new york, waist bag.
>>147029897
Nice try, celt
>>147029952
Nuts for rocks, and nuts on rocks.
>>147029952
yeah elim's super chill
would hang out with
>>147029983
>memes
>>147029737
>>147029792
>>147029897
I need to see pics desu senpai
Baby's Day Out mode when?
Server links?
>>147030043
You could have lived without this.
You could have stopped this.
>>147030297
Eh
Was worth looking, not a big fan of black guys
probably too much internal homophobia plus racism
>>147029582
>That's a good 98% of staff members in both coding and administration
Help, I'm trying to install byond, but whenever I launch it, the logo comes up, then fades away and the program closes, but still comes up as running in the task manager.
How do I get it to properly launch without fading away? I'm using windows 10 for reference.
>>147030297
we have a gay, black admin?
where the logs at?
>>147030926
He's not an admin
>>147030569
Stay tuned for the nude calendar too
>>147030926
No, velard left.
>>147030920
Shit wrong screenshot
>Choking
Cuntboys
Death
Digestion
Females
Hard Vore
Males
Realistic Vore
Tail Pulling
Tailsex
Vaginal Sex (Giving)
Vore - Being Predator
Vore - Being Prey
Zoophilia
i'm not too bothered by furfags but this is over the line even if you're not a furry
Is the plasma generated from the SME hot enough to be used in the TEG?
>>147031213
Yeah and I bet some guy in here gets off to loli mutilation or floortiles or some dumb shit. Why would I give a single fuck what people beat their meat to in private?
Hitler was a dictator but you can't diss a Hitler painting just because of that fact. They day I will give a shit about any of this is the day they bring it into the server. I mean fuck, N3X15 was a huge furfag too and he never coded a single furfag feature. Why should I care?
>>147031213
Who is this? Soca? Hard vore is shit. They should feel bad.
>mfw the IAA asks for a blood donation in exchange for sending a fax to centcom
>>147031017
>velard's daily meltdowns
man I miss those
Standard Diona supplies.
>>147031738
Sounds like a normal IAA to me
>>147030297
>Angelite is this much of a faggot
why am I even remotely surprised
Also
>being a faggot and not shaving
JUST
>>147031213
>Vaginal Sex (Giving)
Is that unbirthing?
why do they do these shitty random name/appearance rounds?
>>147031738
The IAA was pretty obviously a vampire
The chef wasn't too subtle either, but he at least tried to pretend to do his job while being just a little overzealous about gibbing.
>>147030297
Omg why, I had already resolved not to chase what I can't have
>>147031387
pretty much this.
The only difference between /vg/'s faggots and other server's faggots is /vg/'s faggots faggotry stays within the thread 9 times out of 10 instead of plastered all over the server and included in-game.
>>147031940
>chase
lol
>>147032057
>go to TG's forums
>furry avatars everywhere
>meanwhile the only furry avatar i've seen in 2 years of /vg/ got immediately changed back
>>147032128
>go to github
>anime avatars everywhere
You just can't escape.
>>147032320
anime isn't nearly as bad as furfaggotry.
I'd rather have smug anime posting fags than furries
>>147030902
You don't need proof when you have instinct.
It's also very much a latent thing in some peoplehi inti
>>147032424
Weeb detected.
I'd rather not be kuck and avoid both instead of settling for one.
>>147031930
What was obvious about it aside from the fact I asked a guy for a blood donation, and the fact I burned in the chaple?
>IAA doing his job
Most IAA work is spent writing stupid shit down, and talking to a few people with problems. I had tons of photos and notes on me, and the recording would have been pretty funny if any one had listened to it after I died.
>>147032447
>You don't need proof
Yeah well this picture says otherwise
>>147030920
>>147031141
You might have to check the BYOND forums for an answer, sorry.
>>147032424
Anime is fine, waifufaggotry is not, furfaggotry is reprehensible.
would people buy railguns if i started trading them?
also what's the point of having credits if you don't have a bank account
>>147032781
anime culture IS waifufaggotry
>>147032787
Why do engineers and atmos techs bother making engines that pump out dozens of megawatts if the station can hardly make effective use of like, half a megawatt?
Because bigger numbers are their own reward
>>147033018
Engineers like most STEMtards are simple creatures amused by numbers increasing. If you offered to pay a Stemtard a penny more per hour, for 1000x times the work, the Stemtard would do it, because Stemtards don't understand anything but increasing numbers. That's why Stemtards are relegated to simple tasks like doing math and technician jobs, while project management, and leadership are given to people who understand the arts, and can see a project for more than just a single increasing number. Its why America politicians arn't Stemtards. Can you imagine having hundreds of a-social retards mumbling about decreasing the debt by a dollar? Stemtards sure are stupid.
Speaking of waifus I really wish mine would get on
>>147033428
who your waifu
>>147033451
I'm not saying I don't want anyone to know
>>147023296
>hand carving ice
They have special steel compresses now that make more or less perfect ice spheres.
>>147033451
Kurt Jacobs, remove Vox!
>>147033558come on post it in spoilers no one will care
>>147033603
He actually made a gem shape though.
Also those ice compress things are veeery expensive. I think the one bars use is like $10k.
Can we have new throd anyone?
>>147032652
touche
>>147033619I don't actually know who my waifu is I just want one
>>147034296
>>147034296
>>147034296
new thread
>>147031387
I don't know about you dude but Hitler's drug problem and scat fetish didn't really help my perception of him.
>>147027006
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXO_dlAieQ6V7X9dgd1OwhQ
Holy shit Soca's voice is amazing.