Elven Menace Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>There's probably something dabwg related in the steam sale
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Melting into a puddle of goo
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pqiSV4vXUU
Friendly reminder that moms are tough.
In my restless dreams, I see that face...
>>146659550
purge...
What race fits artificer best: Qunari, Elf, Dwarf, or Human? I'm partial to Dwarf.
>>146659729
Just pick what you like
>>146659887
I just meant when it comes to tinkering and fixing things. Engineering. Pretty much cuts elf from the running right there.
>>146659550
there might be a reason for that
Are there any proper cities in DA:I like the Imperial City in Oblivion?
>>146660058
There's one real city, but it's not very open to exploration
>>146660058
lol
>>146659729
Dwarf, both Varric and his dwarven gf are artificers
>>146659929
An elf could work if you pretend that he or she used to be a trapper before, but I can't think of anything for qunari or human
>>146660058
>biggest city in Orlais
mommies
daggies
that animation...
>>146661167
She's just levitating, nothing wrong there
Now where is Kieran...this game doesn't work at all...
>>146661339
You have to make him...
>>146661402
But you can't fugg pawns...
>>146661402
You don't understand. Dragon's Dogma, as the same suggests, is about the Warden finding his cure.Kieran is already 10 years old...
>>146662446
uh the warden is a girl...
Awww
>>146663175
Kyaaaa~~
FNV Cass or DAI Cass
Keelah!
>>146663352
Just like my anymays
>>146663440
The one who actually loves you and doesn't sleep with random npcs
>>146663784
So FNV Cass
>>146663607
I fucking love it dude. Best MaleShep romance of the series.All the others are just meh. Just kawaii as fuck.
>>146663990
Confirmed for not playing the game.
How does j**** tell us apart?
>>146664081
It's pretty cute, but
>all these lines about her wanting to feel Shepard's skin on hers
>remember that they made a fucking awful song about them in Citadel and had her sing it
>>146664101
Who?
>>146664101
Janny? Wat
>>146661339
Shame the game only allows you to customize one of them. But most of the things you go through in that game are not for children anyway.
>>146664081
Wowsers, this is an unironic post.
>>146664305
Yes.
>>146664363
>one of the potential waifus is a literal child
>>146664174
I agree with the song but I understand those lines. They're trapped in suits their whole lives and Tali says even among quarians the most intimate thing they do is link suits.
i am so fucking comfy in bed right now.
only one thing missing...
>>146664809
It's me, isn't it?!
>>146664563
I kinda wanna play DD now. Hopefully I can scrounge the $20 for it.
>>146664992
...
>>146665020
What? Was it something I said?
>>146664809
She's gonna get mars dust all over her nice sheets...
hey sluts
New daily reminder that if you like Yen or Liara you have a disturbing fetish and should seek professional help immediately
Goblins are cute...why do I have to kill them...
>>146666614
>not liking delicious waifus
umm
>>146666614
love this meme!!! xDD!!!!!!!
>>146666842
Sera...
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/ea43bd3b8d47a4a26447c5b2d6454edc/1415965%20-%20Blackwall%20Dragon_Age%20Dragon_Age_Inquisition.png
>>146666976
>thinking it's okay to be sexually attracted to fruit
umm
>>146667571
Smell is the most powerful of human senses, and berries smell extra nice...
>>146667651
Tell it to your therapist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTCp_PGQthc
>Pawns are supposed to lack a will of their own
>They do and say more unasked for shit than the companions of any other game I know
>>146669712
>discover that you can pick up pawns
>keep doing that for shits and giggles
>main pawn decides to copy me and becomes a serial pawn groper
Technology
>>146669712
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS
IT FEARS FIRE
did Freddie Prince Jr. also do the basic voice for a male qunari?
I'm playing a Saarebas and it sounds similar.
>>146672371
No, that's Zevran's VA
Let's get it on
>>146673010
Lets not
>>146672716
At least it won't be weird when I have Iron Bull and my Qunari in my party.
>>146673153
It wasn't a suggestion sweatheart
>>146669712
I read "pawns" as "parents" and was very confused
>tfw you conquer Ferelden
>>146675348
Did they fix the skintone bug?
>paying for the jewpacks
>>146671453
My favorites so far are
>That's the road to the capital, I wonder where it leads
and
>So many beds.
>>146675932
I bought it all as a GOTY (kek) bundle for like 10 bucks on PSN a while ago.
overwatch is fun...
>>146677003
frick off kiddo
>>146677003
Is that why 70% of the player base quit after a week
>>146677003
Its probably fun if you like tf2 etc but I really dont get why its so popular. Then again, tf2 also had a huge fujoshit fandom.
>>146677243
those..... "people" didn't even play the game
>>146677075
http://youtu.be/N0ZJxfubVqk
This anime-tier voice acting is taking some getting used to...
>>146679650
Final Fantasy IS anime...
>>146679697
it's still jarring
>Expected some fight at the end of the escort quest
>Rekt by findom instead
I-it's not like I need money or anything..
>>146680107
Worst girl...
>>146680107
>looking at other girls
manslut!
>>146679650
We did warn you about having to like anime to like it, Anon-kun.
>>146680632
I don't actively dislike anime, I just don't really watch it
>>146679825
I'll jar you...
>>146680107
Naught but the finest...Reynard-chan is better
>>146681957
be gentle!
>>146680107
I wanted Mercedes but I got her....... maybe in my new playthrough on PC
>>146680107
What type of character did you make?
Serah... SERAH.......!!!
>>146683143
W-what do you mean "Got her", there is romance in this game? I have Morrigan in my party FFS..!!
>>146684086
Fighter and I think I'm gonna go assassin, sounds fun enough
>playing TW3
>bump into a woman
>lets out a blood curdling scream I've never heard in the 120+ hours I've played this game
w-what the fuck...
>>146685843
Yes and no. At the end of the game, the NPC you have the highest affinity with is chosen as your beloved. Literally every character in the game (including children) is eligible. They're kidnapped and you roll around with them next to a bonfire after you rescue them. That's it. 8 characters do have unique romance dialogue but it's very minimal.
>tfw you're bringing the magic of the ring to thedas
>>146686220
>(including children)
what the f*ck...
>>146686331
>putting Cassandra in that slutty outfit
DELETE THIS
>>146685298
Sazh.....
>>146686374
Your character can be a literal child or an old hag...
>>146686759
neverit gives her a fupa anyway
>>146686220
N-no...
What if I'm a dick to everyone?
>>146686821
A what
>>146686830
Accept Asalam's dick...
It's her!! Red Jenny!
>>146683143
Mercedes the BEST
>>146687329
Bleating she goat...!
Agh... N-not in there daddy!!
post pawnfus
>>146686830
Then you'll probably get some random 80 year old village farmer man who you've never seen
>starting rogue coat looks great for females
>level 10 and still using starting armor cause cant find any that don't look dumb as shit.
kill me.
>>146687704
Dumb daddy... you don't keep tomatoes in the fridge!
>>146686941
>I could potentially turn my character into a faggot without realizing it
What is this...
Also
>Romancing a child is okay but touching your pawns in a funny way is not
>>146687763
Just buy some schematics and start making your own armor...
>>146687890
...
Yes you do...
>>146687941
CUM CUM DON'T BE SHY
>>146688118
I've bought Schematics and all the armor looks dogshit.
I've upgraded the starting armor as much as I can but its barely anything.
>man
. . .
>>146688803
2metro4u kiddo??
http://i.imgur.com/c0vgQmZ.jpg
>>146687941
Just romance a kid and then pretend it's your daughteru
>>146690159
Pawns are for daughteruing. Find your love in the world and shower them with gifts, until they blush every time they see you.
>>146690159
>>146690448
The warden has a sonfu, not a daughteru...
>>146690159
>The only way to get kieran to live in my house is to romance a boy that looks like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
I was not ready for this game.
Also why do wolves drop so much money? I have 100k gold and I'm not even at the capital yet
>>146688803
>still no qt trap in Bioware games
That's the only way they'll get me to make my characters romance a guy
>>146690787
Josie...
>>146690787
Just wait for a malequar in MEA
>>146690817
wut
Neither Kiki nor Kiki sympathizers are welcome
>>146690817
NOT qt
>>146690643
If you want your headcanon to work, you have to go to the depths of hell.
>>146690817
>Josie
1)I said cute
2) Real trap not meme trap
Who's your favorite PoC in Dragon Age?
'Tis too real. Voice 1 even sounds a little like her..
>>146694589
You see this kids, don't wait for BW to make your Dragon Age, make your own Dragon Age.
>>146695002
Can you buy me it on steam, daddy?
forgot how comfy this game is
>>146697324
Harvesting these kids is like playing Renegade to me. The only reason you would do it is to do it.
>>146693485
Merrill and Sera!!
http://pastebin.com/v5H5Hyp1
I made this for the next OP because I have nothing better to do
>>146698705
You get more ADAM
this is not a one night stand, baby...
>>146699239
Yeah, but who really needs more.
My first playthrough I saved them and was pleasantly surprised by the Attack of the Lolis ending.
I ate too much...
>>146697324
I miss that fucking game.
My daddy IS smarter than Einstein...
>>146705232
ick
>>146705415
You forgot the D, want me to give it to you?
Mommy made spaghetti for dinner...
>>146705232
Such a shame how dumb she is..
So I made strawberry cobbler.
>>146705232
That's not Tormund!
>>146705605
>strawberry cobbler
Never heard of that, only peach
>>146705605
Why is she dumb?
>>146705735
It was pretty good. Thanks farmer's market.
I wish more games came out with a recipe section for shit in their books like wot2.
>>146706762
world of tanks 2?
I made a healthy dinner but I had no one to share it with...
>>146705415
Found the landwhale
>>146707367
We were there in spirit.
>>146707829
i don't find her face attractive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48
>That lady's stacked and Mass Effect
What did he mean by this?
>>146708172
That lady's stacked and that's a fact*
>>146708434
I'm ALMOST CERTAIN he's saying Mass Effect...
>>146707367
Your tummy!
>>146707884
I don't want anyone astral projecting themselves into my kitchen...
>>146708501
and I'm saying LITERALLY google.
>>146708802
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=That+lady%27s+stacked+and+Mass+Effect
This is NOT useful!
Anyone want some of my delish home made tacos?
>>146707968
>>146708947
Was she eating a cherry lollipop?
>>146708924
+Brick house at the end, you FUCKING meme.
>>146708947
Girl on the right is cuter if I'm being honest
>>146709053
Don't tell ME what to do with MY life...
>>146709070
You make everything groovy...
>>146709221
I WILL tell you what to do, and you WILL listen..
We'll get out of here, you hear? We will make it...
I can't believe they killed___NedStark...
Ride the snake...
>>146710028
post some dank shit
>>146710845
>>146711928
What's wrong with zher face?
chort lure
>>146712291
He was banned from Flavortown
>>146712291
Nothing
Those are 100% pure aryan features
>>146659729
Qunari, as the most technologically adept race of Thedas, dwarf, as the race with the best magitech skills.
Essentially, anything but filthy elves.
I bought a key lime pie!
>>146712547
There's... a lot going on in this gif.
>>146712715
But Qunari are just elves that experimented with dragon blood.
>>146713123
Did itturn you on?
>>146713123
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek
King of /fit/
>>146713714
King of /fit/ vs. King of /ck/
>>146715384
Stop, i"m going tho throw up
>waifu makes you dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM
I've unironically listened to this like 10 times today
>>146715384
That's fucking gross. And i love making pizza bagels from actual bagels.
>>146715604
I was extremely derisive at first but the more I watched the more I wanted to try it, just to see what it's like
>>146715604
>Way too much liquid slightly before and especially after adding a second sauce
Ew. The noodles are already wet so the only thing soaking things in is the nachos. Might as well make a soup with all the shit she's putting in
>>146713078
>bought
Anon, they're really easy to make and only take a few ingredients. Hope it was worth it though.
>>146715809
>>146715384
Let's make out!
cup a tea?
>>146718490
>bigger generals appropriating /dag/ memes
what the f*ck...
>>146718557
You psychic twat.
>>146718761
>tfw you've spent so much time with a group that they know what you're doing.
Want a card reading with your specatorship?
Don't leave me hanging like a yo-yo...
Welp. I'm a little concerned with what's going to happen with this.
http://sfmanski.tumblr.com/image/146525809234
>>146719796
If it ain't an elf inquisitor pegging then im not fucking interested
>>146719796
Looks like it's going to be Cullen whoring himself out for lyrium
>>146720128
Gross.
>>146720181
I could see that being the case.
I can't imagine being addicted to anything to the point where I would whore myself out to get it.
>>146720679
>Gross
I mean the guy proposes to you while playing with a dog. It's not that fair of a jump to think he'd be up for getting pegged.
>>146720937
For a person that spends the majority of my tie daydreaming away with shit, no. I never ever jumped to that conclusion. Not even after being in/dag/ for 9 months prior to playing the dlc.
>>146721152
hmm, you'd have to see how slightly unstable he is throughout the entire series and how quick he is to please those who show him the right kind of affection.
>>146717913
It was delicious
>>146721379
>and how quick he is to please those who show him the right kind of affection.
women
GoT...
>>146721603
>>146721603
Geralt on Triss
>>146721379
He's unstable in the first game because of being a new shit and being mind fucked by desire demons. The second game he was just following a leader that ended up being off her fucking rocker. The third, he was coming down frompowdered dwarf soulsand trying to keep his shit together while attempting to command a military force. Getting any kind of positive attention from a female was probably a welcome change to the onslaught of bullshit that had happened (not saying that our attentions would heal all by any means, but a warm body around could be comforting?) Maybe the bond was stronger since they conquered a great evil together plus pals? I don't honestly know since he's not a real person.
>>146722263
How do they work?!
Stomping Solas' solar plexus in using superior human strength
>>146722584
>ywn facefuck those eyebrows
>>146722572
That spoiler is pretty metal. Yeah he recovers from the first game, looking for stability in Kirkwall's circle while still being a good person but much more wary of mages. To be somewhat poetic his character goes through a kind of kintsugi. Especially if you romance him.
>>146721603
miguel sapochnik is qt...
>>146723263
Feel like he would make a good O'Dimm
>>146723040
I don't know what that word means, but I agree with the rest of it.
Also, thank you.
Would your waifu still love you/would you still love your husbando if you/he only lasted a few seconds in bed?
>>146723436
Looked it up. For the rest of us:
>Other modern artists experiment with the ancient technique as a means of analyzing the idea of loss, synthesis, and improvement through destruction and repair or rebirth.
Kinda beautiful.
>>146723550
It's not like that can't be fixed.
>>146723436
>I don't know what that word means
>>146723550
I had an ex that would come less than 1 minute after I put it in. It was pretty hot though.
>>146723550
Why couldn't she be the one who last seconds in bed?
That's pretty fucking sexist, bro.
>>146723784
Thanks anon.
>>146723931
Because women can typically keep going after finishing
>>146724046
Either way my waifu would still love me so it's fine.
Waifus that are into CBT
>>146724861
>>146724996
Waifus that are in the CRT
>>146724861
Cerulean big testicles...
>>146725426
Conquering black tribes...
>>146725286
Never let her go
>>146724861
Cognitive behavioral therapy?
>>146725286
Waifus that can OHP a CRT TV
>>146725564
Clobbering the Balls of Thom
>>146725728
Cass...
>>146724861
Continuous ballistics testing?
>>146725876
Nah, but Aveline could probably
>>146726021
I think Cass would be stronger than Aveline
*rains of castamere starts playing*_________________________________________________________________bring [redacted] back!!!!
>>146726183
Nope, Aveline is definitely larger and buffer although Cass might be a better fighter.
I'm nuclear
I'm wild
I'm breaking up inside
>>146727203
>The full series of MGS will never be available in a Legacy Collection for PC even though GotP came out fucking 8 years ago
Zie/hir pronouns for this nonbinary Hawke, please.
>>146727691
Fuck me sideways, I think I'm gonna be sick
>>146727691
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S
rip....
Spooky movie time/ dag/ , w h o wants in it?
>>146731385
no c***f****** allowed
