Kill All Shems Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>There's probably something dabwg related in the steam sale: http://pastebin.com/v5H5Hyp1
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Getting the worm therapy treatment
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkb5ul0RgqQ
Friendly reminder that four M ass Effect books nobody asked for are coming out sometime later next year!
I'm gonna marry a solaswife!!!
This post is dedicated to the free Elves who live in peace and bliss wandering the land and celebrating its glory!
Just reached Skyhold, what place should I go to first? I unlocked like 5 new locations. I've only been to Storm Coast outside of the Hinterlands so far. I'm level 9 so nothing too high level.
Is it normal for a male to get hot flashes?
>>146870080
Black Emporium
>>146870080
Haven - L1-4
Hinterlands - L4-7, L8-11, L12+
Val Royeaux - L4-6
Fallow Mire - L8-10, L12-15
Storm Coast - L7-11, L13-15+
Forbidden Oasis - L8-12, L5-15, L18-20
Skyhold - L10-12
Crestwood - L10-12, L13+
The Western Approach - L10-13, L14+
The Exalted Plains - L10-13, L13-16
Emerald Graves - L14-16, L16-20
Emprise du Lion - L16-19, L19-22
The Hissing Wastes - L19-23
>>146870080
Crestwood because it's low level and has the first keep, then the Western Approach
See this
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dragon-age-inquisition/Areas
>>146870095
What's that?
>>146870080
did you run into the dragon in the hinterlands
i have fond memories of getting raped by it
>>146870263
>>146870298
Thanks.
I'll grab my specialization then try taking the Crestwood keep.
>>146869594
>feminine face
Cullen or the girl from the picture?
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>146870095
Can be. Are you taking meds?
>>146870897
Yes but it's all stuff I've taken for years
>>146870767
Umh what feminine face?
>>146871415
Fuck, meant to link other post
>>146868285
>>146869594
>White elf
Uh could you STOP white washing??
>>146871474
Cullen's more masculine than Anders but less masculine than Kaidan or Alistair imo
Oh my GOD I'm hungry
>been using the same bow I crafted at level 2
>still cant craft a better one at level 10
Forever stuck at 120 damage.
Daddy is so triggered...
>>146871667
>less masculine than Kaidan or Alistair
Is such a thing even possible?
>>146870632
If you don't grab tempest you're playing archery wrong
>>146871743
Wasn't someone in here complaining about Cass last thread? Coincidence?
>>146871743
Triggered by Triss...
>>146871798
>not picking artificer archer
Shit taste t b h
>>146872000
nice
>>146871798
Assassin is the best spec for archer though, all its abilities are ranged and tempest has lots of pbaoes and artificer has lots of traps, both of which require to run into melee range or close to it to use
>>146871748
Kaidan looks like a manly man compared with Cullen
>>146871743
the show is America's NEXT Top Model... get it right...
>>146871798
>>146872024
I was thinking of going Assassin Archer.
What benefit does Artificer/Tempest have over assassin?and whats a good build to go with them?
Was gonna use this build for Assassin http://dragoninquisition.com/assassin-archer-skill-build/#more-2495
>>146872343
Don't listen to tempest posters, tempest only works with daggers
Artificer's focus ability enhances shooting for a short time so it has great synergy with an archer, but assassin is also good if you like stealth
I feel so Ill
Desperately in need of a waifu to help me
>>146872343
Artificer is like Tempest on crack, with a decent crit chance you can spam abilities non-stop without any cooldowns. His focus ability also absolutely annihilates everything.
Never tried Assassin though.
>>146872024
>>146872305
>not wanting no cooldown so you can throw 2-3 Full Draws on enemies like dragons
>Not wanting thousand cuts to atleast 1/4 a dragon's hp
Literally why? My tanks taunt the enemies and me and the mage provide ranged dmg with some cc. If someone comes close to me I evade or leaping shot.
>>146872343
Assassin Archer is pretty much useless, DW Assassin is the only way to play it. Both Artificer and Tempest are killing machines, but Artificer is better in many ways. Lurk for builds.
>>146872616
NO waifus here m'lord
I just had the strangest mental image of Solas with an afro... is someone astral projecting onto me again?!
>>146872806
LIES
>>146872825
Hmm, I did look at some pics of afros earlier today...
>>146872972
Do you see any waifus around???
>>146871667
Anders has a shit jawline.
>>146872742
What about Kinetic's Artificer build? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyZiYqWMG4
Or is it not as viable after the patch.
>>146872313
He just looks part puerto rican or something. That doesn't make him more masculine, just darker featured.
>>146873335
The only thing the last patch screwed up for artificer is elemental mines, it should still work the same otherwise
>>146873335
I recommend you to play any build you want and respec at level 16-20 to create your own comfortable build.
Really f*ckin hate Sofia Lamb...
>>146873335
This is similar to what I was using, it was working perfectly fine after Trespasser release.
I would recommend also getting (upgraded) stealth and spam it with leaping shot. This way you can quickly and safely get around enemies for point blank leaping shots from behind.
>>146873226
... why were you looking at pics of afros?
>>146874335
I was browsing ME3 nexus and one of the mods had an afro
>>146872692
>not wanting no cooldown so you can throw 2-3 Full Draws on enemies like dragons
Yeah that's just not that fantastic and not worth picking the entire specialization for. Assassin is way more burst damage with mark of death, it's not even close.
Let's be real, it's Dragon Age: Inquisition, no matter what you pick you will beat the game easily.
>>146871743
>>146872742
>Assassin Archer is pretty much useless, DW Assassin is the only way to play it.
Spoken like somebody who's never actually played it
>>146873335
Elemental mines is bugged after Trespasser released and you will rip your hair out trying to use it. It broke the most fun ability of the spec so there's no point in playing it
>>146873834
Massive self absorbed cunt.
How many dagnas order off the kids menu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1exANLDR2dk
>>146874964
There was no reason to use elemental mines in the first place, except if you wanted pretty fireworks. Leaping shot is better in pretty much every way.
Summer is 'ere an' its fuckin' fuckin' buzziiiin'
>>146874697
>no matter what you pick you will beat the game easily.
True, nightmare mode isn't even that difficult. All you need is to be like 2 levels above the place you're in and main story enemies have locked levels which is incredibly easy.
>>146875068
Are these people borderline retarded?
>>146875197
>and main story enemies have locked levels which is incredibly easy
You can scale the levels up to your player level with the new trials they added in trespasser, it's a nice change. Also makes it so you can't just faceroll dragons by coming back to them a few levels later.
>>146875348
facerolling made it easier for me to get all the pre-dlc achievements though
>amazon delays my ZTD order by a month
>find literally one copy in a 20 mile radius
>go buy it
>get home
>can't even play it on my PSTV until an update
why... WHY...
someone please hold me...
>>146875925
>consoles
lol...
>>146875623
Well you can still turn it off and do it that way if you want, it's just nice to have the option for a challenging fight and more generally not having to constantly worry about overleveling content
Still boggles my mind to this day how they released the game with more than 3x as much generic side content than main campaign content, to the point where you can't even do it all in one run if you tried because you would hit the level cap barely halfway through doing it all. I hope they learned their lesson for Andromeda but it seems kind of unlikely given the emphasis on open world exploration. Come on BioWare, that's not why people play your games and you know it.
>>146875068
He kinda deserved to be arrested for being an annoying prick
>>146875925
*holds*
>>146875925
>read /v/ threads
>everyone thinks it's shit
Pff... haha...
>>146875925
The fuck is ZTD
>>146875143
down a can of kestrel and i'll kick my girlfriends head ini havent heard devvo in fucking years
>>146874964
>>146872024
>>146872305
So which would be best for DPS and whats the best build? (Running 2 warriors with a support mage) I'm hanging around Skyhold trying to figure out which specialization to take.
>>146876180
Well everyone here disagrees so you aren't going to get a straight answer, I still say Assassin, but they're all viable and relatively strong. Just watch some videos and pick what looks fun to you, you don't really need to powergame DAI at all.
>>146876176
Zevran Transmitted Diseases
>>146876180
They're all good, all can destroy dragons in a few seconds(done it myself with Artificer and Tempest, seen videos on Assassin).
IMO Artificer is the most fun.
>>146875068
that could never happen where i live. the consumer is treated like a fucking king in the USA. I only wish a 1/4 of that were i live.
>>146876180
Aritificer is the best for dps because you can use archery abilities until your focus bar fills up, then drink an offense potion and kill everything with hail of arrows in seconds. It also gives you an extra dialog option with Varric and a certain other character
>>146876180
>i havent heard devvo in fucking years
I somehow had that song in my head this morning for no real reason.
>Listen to it on YT
>Uploaded 9 years ago
Fuck.
>>146876671
Are you a yuropoor, anon-kun?
>>146874964
Sorry m8, I'm just too tired to write tons of text and argue with random anons in the internets right now.
>>146876763
im brazilian.
Fuck it, going with Assassin Archer. Made a save beforehand if I don't like it.
>>146877282
I-I'm sorry
>>146877376
Install unlock specializations mod and do whatever you want with all this power.
>>146877467im on console
>>146877549
. . .
>>146877549
Persist in the doomed world you have created.
>>146877549
What a cuck
Liara's nose is 10/10
>>146878860
It's alright I guess
Is Technomancer any good, my fellow /dag/nas?
Any good artificer archer builds?
>>146880110
It got shitty reviews
>>146879624
I don't know why, I just find the curve upwards to be really cute
>>146880405
Anon, you're just in love with her.
>>146880274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJyZiYqWMG4
>tfw you meet a Chimera and it's not any weaker than in the prologue but you beat it with ease
Just Dragon Age things
>>146881630
Daddy?
>>146881991
Daddy!
I wonder if anyone here is even nearly as NEET as me
>>146882087
Cheer up, baby!
http://yukisamui.tumblr.com/post/146327587939/
>>146882109
I haven't left my home in two weeks
>>146882620
/dag/+/bwg/ is your real home...
>>146882109
I probably am.
>>146882109
I am but a vagrant. But once I was a merchant... in the mirror business, specifically.
>>146880110
I just started, it's okay so far, about what I was expecting
Posting best elf.Pls post more Zevran.
>>146885226
Pls die
>>146885226
4 u
>>146885226
I don't have any Dragon Age elf pics that aren't of Solasor Merrill
>>146880110
>>146880279
All of Spiders' games are obviously flawed and feel like a fraction of what they wanted to do but they have some good ideas and designs. I think it has a charm to it personally but don't expect anything polished.
>>146885835
Did they actually call their studio "Spiders"?
>>146886036
What's wrong with spiders?
>>146886281
What isn't?
>>146883121
Gaunter O'Daddy!
Liz...
>tfw someone hired morri and gave her a total 3/5 rating because he couldn't even be assed to vote like a honorable man would
I always give 5 stars even if I don't mean it...
Who /tongueacceptance/ here?
>>146887510
What is Jack doing consorting with a colored?
>>146887627
But they're the same color
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
>>146887498
3 is the standard option, most people just click through it all without bothering.
>>146887627
Probably watching him shtup his wife.
>>146887498
Poor Tulpa. Meanwhile...
>>146888289
Not nearly obese and orange enough...
>>146887807
More like most people don't bother keeping pawns alive to rate them
>>146888289
Legit lost it. He looks more similar to Boris Johnson though.
wait a minute, that card...
>>146889923
The post card or the daggers etc one?
>>146890347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg
>>146890413
Ahah. I remember this now.
>>146890413
Lost.
b e l f i e...
>>146893129
http://i.imgur.com/yuN9rO1.gif
>>146895364
lewd
Are there any DA books in the works?
>>146888289
I'm surprised the roads aren't full of the likes of these. Most of them are pretty normal
Would someone please make my waifu real
Thanks in advance
>>146897919
Sorry pal, my waifu is first in line
>>146897919
Sure thing boss
>>146897919
And if I don't want to make your waifu real, huh?
>>146898208
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4
>>146897919
She isn't real
I can't make her real
She isn't real
I can't make her real
>>146895364
Wh- is this real?
>>146898920
Get OUT
>>146899070
You don't think it kills me that I have to wake up every day knowing that?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmC-N4dUoAA4F1z.jpg
>>146900276
GAY pop...
>>146900276
Cause nobody wants to be friends with a slut
>>146895364
le fat males haha I bet you fap to boogie2988 you pathetic motherfucker
>>146902259
excuse you
Suffocating in your waifu's thighs...
>>146903119
>'Men ask me to crush their heads between my thighs': Viral star model reveals she works out five days a week to get 26 INCH WIDE legs
KEK
I scream for ice cream!!
>>146895734
There's a trade paperback with posters in it. I'm not sure of the content otherwise.
>>146880589
You think so?
Your eye color:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615935
Your waifu/husbando's eye color:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10615945
>>146907003
Nice screamers
>>146907149
Your mom's a nice screamer ;)
>>146907202
I know, my dad calls her Silver Banshee ;)
>>146907493
I know,I am your dad;)
>>146907563
Prove it, fag. Where do you live?
>>146907714
In my house
>>146907832
D-Dad?
>>146907936
Vote in my poll before I get the belt out
>>146908014
No, thanks. I'm not scared of you anymore.
>>146908292
*gets the belt out*
>>146900815
>not wanting to be the token pure friend in a group of sluts
>>146895364
Someone uploade this to the booru.
>>146880279
You can bone this guy tho
https://twitter.com/technomancerrpg/status/739426299853164546
>>146911008
I'm 3 hours in and haven't found any cute waifus yet
>>146911185
Maybe you can only bone him
Are we gonna be together again daddy?
>>146911008
What is this Jason Statham tryna be motherfucker?
>>146911008
>Lucky can escape almost any situation using his quick tongue
w-whoa!
>>146911008
>two mid-tier waifus
>no female option for husbandos
Shit game.
Why can't we live together?
>>146913550
Migration problems.
>>146912529
>wanting to be a girl
uh...
>>146913829
Why did I read that as migraine problems
>>146913550
>>146913845
>not wanting to create and raise your own waifu
You know nothing about daughterfus.
>>146914029
Player characters can NOT be waifus
>>146914142
Only people above 70 IQ understand this
>>146914142
I can argue with that.
>>146907003
>Hazel eyes
Don't fucking exist. They're either green or brown
>>146914029
That is NOT what a daughterfu is!!
>>146914494
The smite hand, she commeth.
>>146914674
Post some """hazel""" eyes that aren't just green/brown with a different color near the pupil
>>146914821
That's what hazel is.
>>146915142
Then just say green or brown...?
Special snowflakes, I swear...
>>146915201
It's a legitimate color, you goofy fuck. There's two prominent colors there, so they just say hazel.
>>146915580
>it's a legitimate color
>there's two prominent colors
. . .
>>146915201
/dag/ is triggered by hazel eyes now? There's no limit for the autism of this thread.Or someone is just asking for eyes selfies.
>>146915761
Two, meaning you couldn't really say it's wholly one or wholly the other.
We're not trying to make a parade for it, calm down.
>>146916030
I just feel like arguing about something
>>146915201
>a regular eye color
>special snowflake
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_color#Hazel
>>146916208
>Amber eyes
List invalidated tbqh
>>146916461
>he thinks theres only like 4 eye colors
Autism validated tbqh
>>146916880
There's a slightly different eye color for every different person. Doesn't mean they all need a unique name
>>146916990
Sweet fucking Maker, shut up already.
>>146916990
There are 18 eye colors for 7 billion people. What you're saying is akin to "There are insects with only slight differences from each other. Doesn't mean they all need a unique name"
>>146917489
What I'm saying is that a ladybug is still a ladybug even if the pattern of its spots are minutely different
>>146917796
That's a shitty example, because the placement of those spots could mean it's a different type of ladybug or not even one at all.
Anyhow, who gives a shit. This is silly.
>>146918038
I actually did a quick search to see if ladybugs have different patterns but I couldn't find anything
>>146918183
http://imgur.com/TeYnot7
>>146917796
>>146918712
>18 eye colors
>18 patterns of ladybug
like pottery
>>146919458
>18 types of clay
w-woah...
>>146920098
>18 types of pokemon
HEY
'CAUSE IT"S NINE
I'm going to bed and you'reallinvited!
>>146924084
wow what a slut
>>146924289
Umm do they not have slumber parties where you're from???
>>146924360
Mama said only queers and girls have slumber parties
>>146924667
Ugh well what does she know
holy FUCK the looting system in technomancer triggers me
>>146925094
What's it akin to?
my teammates are useless...... we lost.........
>>146925254
There is some stupid thing in the game where you can suck the life juices out of people you knock out in combat for money and you lose morality points, but it's on the same exact button that looting their corpse is, so if they don't have loot and you accidentally press e on them anyways you lose karma points. It's retarded because karma points are extremely hard to get and you lose one every time you suck em and you only get like 5 bucks for it.
I just did it like 3 times in a row by instantly trying to loot someone after killing them and then had to load a save and do like 10 mins of progress all over again because i'm autistic
>>>/ck/7829570
>super glue
>cauterizing it
why am I laughing so much at this
>>146925662
Is it possible to kill people in combat or is that only with certain classes/weapons?
>>146925893
Nope, any time you beat someone in combat it just "knocks them out". Some quests that require you to kill people or if you just want to resolve them that way actually require you to suck their juices up once you get the npc down which means taking a karma hit for every person you suck up.
>>146926172
Is there a point to karma? (negatives for bad or just different powers) Also I'm assuming the loot of an enemy hovers over them in a list format, right?
>>146926360
There's no gameplay repercussions like different powers or anything, I'm not that far and I've been keeping it pretty high so it's hard to tell what exactly it affects but loading screen tooltips say it can affect companion relationships and mission outcomes. And if an enemy has loot it just shows up as a really subtle blue sparkling effect on their corpse which you can miss if they're all piled up on top of each other or something.
>>146926762
How many hours of gameplay do you think it has because I don't like to play games that have less than 20 which is why im in /dag/?
>>146925757
Has to be a dagna.
>>146927278
No idea, it says 40+ hours
>>146882109
I stopped going to university in 2014 and haven't done anything since
>>146929786
2012 for me
Varric:
http://67.media.tumblr.com/3a4aaebfeb9fa367d32ce157321e5fc9/tumblr_o9hqnoNMuA1shwa0qo1_1280.png
>>146930117
thanks myself for posting this lewd image
>>146930117
thanks for the trigger warning
>>146931102
Holy fuck, die.
>>146931102
No.
>>146931383
>>146931423
What seems to be the problem?
dadgnas
im mingle and ready to single, ladies
>>146933169
any woman in this thread is either a psychotic lesbian or fat, delusional solaswive
im outta chips
>>146933582
stfu nerd
>>146933582
>it's a kiki hates everyone and neglects to add "fat" in front of its description episode
>>146931815
Is that Lambért?
>>146935229
It's just Samson
>>146935646
Yuck! Yucky!!
so uh why does lel sing about e*f l*re?
I'm literally in love with sleeping pills
>>146937354
I'm literally in love with the thought of a dead Liara
>>146937429
With soy sauce...
>>146937452
Nah, squid needs more than soy sauce to be tasty
>>146937548
Well obviously not just raw and thrown on the plate with a bottle of soy sauce
>>146935226
Isn't kiki fat zirself?
>>146937735
Yes, but they probably feel shame about it and only call theyself "psychotic" because having brain problems is hip and cool over in tumblr
did u kno.....
>morrigan is a psychotic lesbian
>solas is a black DFAB
>zevran is fat and nonbinary
>sera a POC
>isabela is a sex positive pansexual femme leaning intersex elfkin
>varric is a woman
>cassandra is a lesbian
>blackwall has a vagina
>dorian is magically pregnant with cassandra's child
>>146938570
what insane tumblrina is spouting this shit this time?
>>146938570
>Sera a POC
>the whitest person in the game after Dorian
