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PREVIOUS THREAD : >>146652624
So the remaining games Puppey will give Artour something like Jugg or TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
Because you can't trust on PPY's drafts
You DEFINITELY cannot trust Envy with ANY FARM because he fucking does nothing
You can't trust Bulba at all, absolutely shit tier play for multiple games now
You CAN trust on PLD to save your core.
shitrekt destroyer edition
the pressure is really on now
the stakes just set in and became real all of a sudden
5 mins ago
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
>>146658113
>>146658167
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
>>146658154
do trannies have higher suicide rates than NEETs though? Like, animeNEETs on 4chan specifically. not normieNEETs
I feel like nobody has actually tracked that and it would be hard to do, but it would probably be higher than trannies
>EUrocucks will defend this
Is it possible for both F5 to top their group and AF to get to the double elims?
hello darkness my old friend
It will be nice to see secret not playing at ti6..
called it, synd sending team reddit into the trashcan.
>>146658340
>>146658342
TAKBIR
what if navi wins ti6
>>146658239
Post >yfw synderella and Era are going to make it.
>hmm how do we get people to follow open qualifiers and watch the games
>I know let's put the reddit team there
it's a conspiracy I tell you
Alliance deserved an invite. They are just losing against lesser teams because they are having an off day. This is really unfair and Valve should overthink their invite policy.
>>146658340
>they're all just taking their shirts off
>>146658353
Defend what?
>>146658353
Pretty silly how many more teams are in the EU than NA
Madara is going to The International!
>>146658407
>post yfw [A] is not going to TI6
Reminder
>EG singlehandedly destroyed secret forever, sending their cancer to them and finally unveiling their true power level right before TI6
>the darling of the EU scene for almost 2 years is left in ruins and will never, EVER recover.
>disband imminent after they fail to qualify for TI6
couldn't alliance get to tie breakers if other teams fuck up?
>>146658348
>animeNEETs on 4chan specifically. not normieNEETs
Where is the fucking difference?
Lol all good team dumpstered, I could probably take my 5 stack 7k and crush these "pros". Just pick timber and terror and win, would fucking pee on loda and S4
>>146658340
yay celebration orgi ^.^
>>146658353
>mmr means nuthin
/d2g/
>illidan and miracle winning everythin
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
>Na'Vi
>direct invite
literally only invited for viewer numbers
>>146658348
>>146658414
alliance deserve to eat shit
>>146658353
>top teams are both shitstacks of washed ups
>this is the age of washed up has-beens
>still singsing and his shitstack didn't even manage to qualify
?
CHOTTO MATTE
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
I bet you're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. Pretty pathetic huh? Trust me dudes, this WASN'T supposed to happen. Just kicked wrong people at the wrong time
Well, here's my story...
*camera pans to Jacky Mao*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZpePoxgqk plays*
>>146658353
Yeah, fucking euros and their competitive scene, when will they learn lmao
>>146658490
LUL
>>146658353
defend what? I expected empire to make it more than f5 but other than thats its pretty much what I expected.
>>146658490
>that 4th guy running away from shitstorm
I
still
believe.
F3 vs Secret should be a stomp for secret right?
>>146658348
There is no NEETcensus so it would be impossible to track. Although I'd be quite interested in NEET statistics though. Not only how many off themselves, but how many reform and become productive members of society, how many live with their parents, etc.
>>146658471
The animeNEETs on 4chan privilege their own view and sense of deliberate purposelessness by virtue of being part of a self-aware community of fellow degenerates.
>>146658471
Are you shitting me?
The term NEET is a brit thing (but adapted for other meaning in at least one context) that just means not in employment education or training
most of these people defined as NEET are giganormies who are just delinquents or minorities, or some people who are disabled or whatever. However they still have social networks and friends and lives and go outside.
but on 4chan NEET means a specific type of person who is basically a shut in recluse. Many of them are sterotypically anime addicts but some are addicted to other kinds of escapism
there's a multitude of factors there which increase suicide rates by a huge amount compared to normieNEETs
>>146658545
>EU qualifiers is a bunch of t2 and t3 teams duking it out, leading to close games and good watching
>NA qualifiers is some t2 teams and some t10 teams duking it out because most t2 teams had to go through opens, while a t1 championship level team stomps everyone
>euros think this means their scene is better
lol
>>146658597
>>146658490
Fucking Greeks, we need these guys at TI6.
>terrorblade
>>146658340
I really hope they make it to TI
>>146658417
I honestly can't imagine just functioning in such weather, let alone playing fucking doter
>>146658418
Only if the jizz is mine.
So many good games in EU quals.
>>146658663
*cringes*
>>146658515
source? I dont doubt the increase but I want to see how the data was gathered.
>>146658515
>attempt
Fuck that, where are the suicide success rate statistics at?
Nahaz my shit up nigga.
>>146658619
The correct term is "Hikikomori".
I'd be so happy if these were the top 3
AF would make it through wildcards no problem
>>146658663
based as fuck
>>146658663
>*gets banned*
>>146658663
hahahahahaaha ooouuuuuh mama!
>>146658663
Why is it so obvious that iwo wrote that?
>>146658407
pretty hype desu senpai
>>146658490
ok i want these guys at TI
even though greece probably won't be part of the EU by then lmao
>>146658718
>weebwords
lol no, you're a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc
>>146658663
>>146658664
Can't the winter come alreadsy
im fucking dying when its over 10 degrees
>>146658663
Fucking atheist reeeeeeeeee
>>146658769
george rr martin said it
>Alliance win vs PR which is their last game
>VP beat Flipside and lose to No Escape
>Secret beat Flipside and lose to Empire
All 3 of these teams would be 5-4 and there is no head to head results this year.
>>146658734
That would be glorious, but no way.
They can't meme their way through BO3s.
>>146658663
*fixes matches*
>>146658619
OK again. Where is the difference?
SECREXIT
>>146658847
>They can't meme their way through BO3s.
fucking blasphemy
>>146658852
*lives in poverty*
>23°C
fug, so hot
reminder to drink water lads
>>146658791
>a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc
The point of using the weebword is that it means all of those things combined in to one pathetic package and more. Its literally the best word to use, not this "slap another term in front of NEET" thing that other retard keeps doing.
>>146658842
Man this is dumb as fuck
Should've done bo3 gsl style
>>146658872
That post outlines the difference between the two subcategories of NEETs.
Or are you asking how those differences contribute to a difference in suicide rates? I would think that would be obvious
>>146658872
normieNEETS have healthy social lives and interactions with other people.
animeNEETS only interaction is ERPing with other animeNEETS or shitposting anon on 4chan.
Surely you can see why one would lead to suicide and not the other
Why is it so hard to accept the best teams won?
There is no 'lol euros' about it, ad finem are bretty gud
>>146658316
>TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
C A L L E D
I T
SECRET ARE BUTTING ALL BASKETS IN ONE ARTOUR
>>146658947
already had 2 liters in the last 6 hours anon
>>146658663
"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew".
>>146658947
>23°C is "so hot"
hello finland
>Ursa and Terrorblade
>>146658949
hiki doesn't account for the fact that they're they are the anime addict kind of NEET, though.
>>146658947
We're supposed to be a cold slav wasteland, how is this fair jesus fuck
>>146659001
t. never watched secret
EE is always TB
>VP kicked Illidan
>turned to shit
>Secret kicked w33 and Misery
>turned to shit
POTTERY
so if secret lose this one theyre out right
>>146659074
Yeah that is EE Ursa you cockmongloid
>>146659067
isn't eastern europe awful with temperature ranges?
>super cold as tits winter
>hot as balls summer
>>146659089
Only if Alliance wins their game against PR
Right?
>>146659037
end yourself, straya cunt
>>146658342
Fuckin greeks man. thats hype.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
MEME DRAFTS DETECTED
>Ogre Magi
so secret have given up?
>le ogre 'creep' magi
what the fuck are you doing puppey
>>146659106
You were saying?
>>146659106
we're all lmaoing @ you
NICE PAID REFS FRANCE
>>146659132
wtf
PICK
JSUT FUCKING
LAST PICK OGRE MAGI
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YO=U JUST FICUKIGN
WHAT THE FUCK
LAST PICK OGRE MAGI ?
`JHUST FUCKING TRYING TO LOTTO YOUR WAY TO WIN??
LITERAL HOPES AND DREAMS LIE ON OGRE MAGI RNG
FUCKIN LFMOA
Cross your fingers for another secret loss boys.
>>146659106
shut up you fucking retard lmao
>Merlini + Tobi casting
This is.... actually 10x better than most of what has been on at the hub so far.
>>146659106
retard alert
>>146659154
>dickloads of armor vs melee line up
>super reliable stuns
>>146659184
puppey gaming
>>146659118
it is
its pretty retarded
>>146659131
>>146659089
Secret can only be out if they lose their last 2 games
>>146658842
This is what will happen most likely. Aka expect alot of EU Tiebreakers.
>>146658971
It's like talking to a wall. I don't shit about social status I'm asking how is dude without job different from another dude without job.
>>146659184
literally 100 base regen. timber aint got shit on this guy
>>146659089
pretty much, since they havent beaten Empire since 2015
but I can't see them lose to the WO team this tournament
>>146659205
>It's on a game Secret will win in less than 20 minutes
:(
>>146659118
With the recent "climate change" we are getting less super cold days and more super hot days
Didn't have snow on New Year's for the last 2 years at least
>>146659154
>Not taking a fat ogre shit on every lane, every game
Plus, Ursa+bloodlust is a pretty good combo.
>ENEMY HAS SLARK DAZZLE EARTH SPIRIT
>JUST PICK OGRE MAGI
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SORT OF DRAFT CHOKE UP
>Ogre Magi
Has Puppey just given up?
>Tobi + Merlini
>>146659231
Because we are talking about how likely they are to off themselves, and having no social contact makes you more likely to kill yourself than someone with a healthy social life
you fucking idiot
>>146659154
it's the patented "when I'm losing I have to do crazy shit to throw my opponent off balance" puppey/EE strat
it means they're basically done
Can Bulba actually play anything?
>>146659184
This was a thing with Lone Druid
Its not a thing right now, holy shit Puppey going full retard right now
>>146659254
we had ~20*c on christmas this year in gipsyland
>gulag is wrong again
>>146659231
1 type bothers him because he pretends to be offended by anime on 4chan.
holy shit i don't even know who our guys are anymore
>Our Guys, the Jew led team that won Frankfurt from losers and has dank n0lans and 9k memes
>TL, combining eternally correct Iranian terrorist Kuroky with finely honed Finnish memes
>TNC, Jimmy's last hope to be relevant in the scene
>Escape, the Troel stack which may have slain team shitrekt
>Illidan stack, pride of Russia
>MVP and based comfygod
>LITERALLY UNKILLABLE
>>146659106
Spergs like you deserve all the hate you get, piece of shit ;)
![600px-Miracle_frankfurt_major_2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/owsfzDY.jpg "600px-Miracle_frankfurt_major_2015[1].jpg")
nth for Polish Dota 2 Players
>LET'S GO ON THE OGRE AT LEVEL 1
lmao
>>146659021
who is this lol
Ogre is sleeper op in competitive?
What did he mean by this?
fucking GRIEZMANN
I GOT THE PLAYER WRONG BUT I GOT THE LANE RIGHT
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
ITS NOT MY FAULT PUPPEY WANTS TO LOSE THE GAME WITH EE ON #1 MID WHEN RTZ IS THE BETTER #1 MID
apologize
>Essence shift level one.
>trying to kill a fucking ogre.
NEXT GAME PLEASE.
>the city of ireland
>>146659354
F3 is retarded
>>146659390
;_;
>>146659367
He got stomped by elder titan
>>146659376
>I GOT THE LANE RIGHT
Waow dude, I thought Ursa would go mid vs Alch!
>>146659378
What's with all the meme appropriation
You only apologize to our guy johan
>5.3hp regen without any hp regen items
ICEFROG DOES IT AGAIN
Ogre is literally just a substitute for Axe+Seer. You Ion Shell the big dummy and he runs at people. This would have been an Axe if Axe wasn't banned
>>146659376
>talk like you know shit while getting the music basic stuff wrong
we're still all LMAOing @ you
Holy fuck Flipside3 are fucking useless.
>>146659293
>Because we are talking
No, you're talking. Can you please answer my question.
>>146659390
reminder that the refs were told to fuck over the British Islands to set an example for the consequences of the Brexit. It doesn't' even matter that Ireland is still in the EU, they're guilty by geographic association.
>>146659456
I got the TB mid right before the fucking game even started. There was no draft when I figured Puppey out :v) >>146658316
>>146659474
this isnt new tho
>watching rtz free farm in player perspective
is there anything comfier
>>146659526
>>146659526
Watching a serial killer murder your family.
>super easy game for bulba though
>bulba thouhg
Bulba thoug
Merlini confirmed our guy???
>>146659478
>music basic
LMAO PHONEBLOGGERS>>146659478
>music basic
LMAO PHONEBLOGGERS
>buttblasted by losses secret brings their A game against the flipsid3 menace
you can't make this shit up
post yfw bulba turns out wasnt a mistake
>>146659567
look like I'm moving to Iceland
APOLOGIZE TO BULBA
>>146659571
Well we already knew Flipside was a free win
Secret have to beat Empire to secure a top 5.
>relying on vanskor to do the job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSEkGw1XMI
>>146659501
You're a fucking prodigy senpai, indigo child tier, like Light of heaven.
>tfw you said 1st racks would go down after 20 minutes
MISTAKES WERE MADE
how do I play against a sven? I really hate that hero
>>146659567
Probably pretty comfy, but what else would I do there?
>0 items
>still two shot dazzle
rofl
>>146658316
So why the fuck is puppen devolving to playing 4p1 while picking four greedy cores? What the fuck is he thinking??
>Flipside
kek
Is Flipside an NA team or something?
>jimmys team choking again
vvhy
>>146659618
>Empire
i had really high hopes for them in qualis but theyve played like total shit, i think secret can beat them
>>146659626
Ward his jungle
>>146659626
viper
Flipsid3k?
honestly what was the plan for flipside, i think the first phase of the draft just completely fucked them
>There are people in this thread who don't realize the Ogre Magi is a tactical play against Empire in hopes that they will waste a ban on Ogre Magi in their matchup.
They're literally this confident about beating Flipsid3
Flipside is some bottom of the barrel shit, we're reaching NA level here
flipside?
more like flopside
>>146659687
You absolutely can't call this qualifier at all. When No Escape and F5 just storm up through everyone.
and then PR beats F5 like what the fuck is with the consistency
>>146659738
they just ggd huh
>F5 losing to Vega
uhhh dotards?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>panel talking about how sleepy they are
what such a based hub thank you Valve/LD
FUCKING HELL LOL
LUL
LAMO IS THIS SOME NA TEAM PLAYING ON THE WRONG SERVER?
>>146659838
ever heard of best of 1 rng?
thats why teams play against every team in groupsage'
that's why brackets are in best of 3s
>mfw used to shit on merlini because his slurping back in the day
>nowadays i'm happy when we get him rather then landwhales.
We've come a long way lads.
uh rigged
>>146659341
Team Secret are our guys, the eternal underdogs who are destined to fuck everything up.
11 MINUTES
>>146659910
secret?
>>146659910
Yeah, Secret are
Wait what
I posted a post here
and game ended?
What
>>146659912
This is like TI4 Liquid in terms of flip flops
Freedom soon
>be billionaire turk
>pay other treams to throw games
>"wtf, I love secret now"
>the turk and cyborgfat literally pay off the last 2 teams so Secret has a chance to qualify
You can't fucking make this up
how is that not literal matchfixing
>be valve
>use this shit single group format
>a team is out already
>has to play 2 more games
>w-w-why are they not trying?
fuck valve
>want to watch f5
>my choices are either llama or no broadcaster
>camera either a hero i cant follow or do it myself and fuckup
life is suffering
>If Vega Squadron beats Escape and F5 then Secret can tie for first
Come on Vega Squadron, now is the time to seize your destiny.
>>146660024
>mfw my last two are bugged and show in progress even though time limits have already passed
I hope match ending will fix it
Just got home. Is anime hour over?
Please tell me it is. /d2g/ earlier today was the worst I've seen it in a long time.
>>146658664
whats that in real units?
So F5 is going to lose to Vega too?
Do they stand a chance?
>>146658257
synderen is such a beautiful man, i would gladly suck his dick if he wanted me to
the draft took longer than the game
>>146660089
>hour
I think you mean decade
>>146660120
Nah, F5 got this shit
>>146660132
empire losing to arise right now
fuck this shit
DEMON DOTA GOING TO TI
>>146660132
That last 1-3 win for Secret's benefit is from 2015
2015
0
1
5
YEAR AGO
Secret are done.
>>146660132
Empire is losing to PR
things are looking better and better for Secret
>>146660039
gotta do something with all that money
>>146659918
>ever hating Merlini
It's like you didn't even play WC3 dota...
JIMMY DEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN HO
>>146659626
force staffs
God this """""meta""""" is so fucking stale
Every game with Juggernaut and Timber and people still watch this garbage?
I'm going back to league
If anyone wants to play pls add, any game modes, I'm pretty bad and looking for people that are as bad as me. http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/
>>146660089
Yes. Synderen and Era fucked secret up the ass so the anime posters scurried back to the holes they crawled out of like the roaches they are.
>>146660178
alright blew my load too early
F5 better not do this.
I don't want Synd placing fucking 1st.
>>146660254
are you cute?
Who /still believe/ here
>>146660247
>The """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" shit memers are leaving
Finally
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
>>146660024
I don't see this achievement on my BP
what do
If Secret wins against Empire there's actually still a chance they get the top spot. They need AF to win against F5 though.
>>146660254
>>146660259
>>146660295
Apologize
Hey guys. Kemal here. Secret is gonna be first place in this qualifier. Your rares are safe. ;)
>>146660170
>>146660217
Are they? Networth looks similar but I haven't seen any teamfight.
>>146660323
>you keep giving them attention so they wont leave
>>146660310
Why does that matter?
who is the best girl and why is it pugna, doturds?
>>146660170
ar1se is based though
>>146660343
i hate this fuck so much goddamn
>>146660259
>secret got fucked
>large part of anime is gone
Neat, my friend. Any more good news?
>>146660161
While there are always some around, when I woke up this morning, /d2g/ was unbearable.
>>146660374
why didn't you retards vote for pugna arcana?
>tfw no Artour stream to bully him on
>>146660374
What is this. A lewd for ants?
>>146660343
I can't wait to see him holding the qualifiers trophy
What does he mean by this
Is there an outcome where our guy Synderen the Troel comes out first?
WTF? Why can't Vega throw for their slav bros? It's not like they have a chance to get into playoffs lmao.
