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PREVIOUS THREAD : >>146652624
So the remaining games Puppey will give Artour something like Jugg or TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
Because you can't trust on PPY's drafts
You DEFINITELY cannot trust Envy with ANY FARM because he fucking does nothing
You can't trust Bulba at all, absolutely shit tier play for multiple games now
You CAN trust on PLD to save your core.
shitrekt destroyer edition
the pressure is really on now
the stakes just set in and became real all of a sudden
5 mins ago
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
>>146658113
>>146658167
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
>>146658154
do trannies have higher suicide rates than NEETs though? Like, animeNEETs on 4chan specifically. not normieNEETs
I feel like nobody has actually tracked that and it would be hard to do, but it would probably be higher than trannies
>EUrocucks will defend this
Is it possible for both F5 to top their group and AF to get to the double elims?
hello darkness my old friend
It will be nice to see secret not playing at ti6..
called it, synd sending team reddit into the trashcan.
>>146658340
>>146658342
TAKBIR
what if navi wins ti6
>>146658239
Post >yfw synderella and Era are going to make it.
>hmm how do we get people to follow open qualifiers and watch the games
>I know let's put the reddit team there
it's a conspiracy I tell you
Alliance deserved an invite. They are just losing against lesser teams because they are having an off day. This is really unfair and Valve should overthink their invite policy.
>>146658340
>they're all just taking their shirts off
>>146658353
Defend what?
>>146658353
Pretty silly how many more teams are in the EU than NA
Madara is going to The International!
>post yfw [A] is not going to TI6
Reminder
>EG singlehandedly destroyed secret forever, sending their cancer to them and finally unveiling their true power level right before TI6
>the darling of the EU scene for almost 2 years is left in ruins and will never, EVER recover.
>disband imminent after they fail to qualify for TI6
couldn't alliance get to tie breakers if other teams fuck up?
>>146658348
>animeNEETs on 4chan specifically. not normieNEETs
Where is the fucking difference?
Lol all good team dumpstered, I could probably take my 5 stack 7k and crush these "pros". Just pick timber and terror and win, would fucking pee on loda and S4
>>146658340
yay celebration orgi ^.^
>>146658353
>mmr means nuthin
/d2g/
>illidan and miracle winning everythin
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
GET
FUCKING
HYPE
>Na'Vi
>direct invite
literally only invited for viewer numbers
>>146658414
alliance deserve to eat shit
>>146658353
>top teams are both shitstacks of washed ups
>this is the age of washed up has-beens
>still singsing and his shitstack didn't even manage to qualify
?
CHOTTO MATTE
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
I bet you're probably wondering how I ended up in this mess. Pretty pathetic huh? Trust me dudes, this WASN'T supposed to happen. Just kicked wrong people at the wrong time
Well, here's my story...
*camera pans to Jacky Mao*
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZpePoxgqk plays*
>>146658353
Yeah, fucking euros and their competitive scene, when will they learn lmao
>>146658490
LUL
>>146658353
defend what? I expected empire to make it more than f5 but other than thats its pretty much what I expected.
>>146658490
>that 4th guy running away from shitstorm
I
still
believe.
F3 vs Secret should be a stomp for secret right?
>>146658348
There is no NEETcensus so it would be impossible to track. Although I'd be quite interested in NEET statistics though. Not only how many off themselves, but how many reform and become productive members of society, how many live with their parents, etc.
>>146658471
The animeNEETs on 4chan privilege their own view and sense of deliberate purposelessness by virtue of being part of a self-aware community of fellow degenerates.
>>146658471
Are you shitting me?
The term NEET is a brit thing (but adapted for other meaning in at least one context) that just means not in employment education or training
most of these people defined as NEET are giganormies who are just delinquents or minorities, or some people who are disabled or whatever. However they still have social networks and friends and lives and go outside.
but on 4chan NEET means a specific type of person who is basically a shut in recluse. Many of them are sterotypically anime addicts but some are addicted to other kinds of escapism
there's a multitude of factors there which increase suicide rates by a huge amount compared to normieNEETs
>>146658545
>EU qualifiers is a bunch of t2 and t3 teams duking it out, leading to close games and good watching
>NA qualifiers is some t2 teams and some t10 teams duking it out because most t2 teams had to go through opens, while a t1 championship level team stomps everyone
>euros think this means their scene is better
lol
>>146658490
Fucking Greeks, we need these guys at TI6.
>terrorblade
>>146658340
I really hope they make it to TI
>>146658417
I honestly can't imagine just functioning in such weather, let alone playing fucking doter
>>146658418
Only if the jizz is mine.
So many good games in EU quals.
>>146658663
*cringes*
>>146658515
source? I dont doubt the increase but I want to see how the data was gathered.
>>146658515
>attempt
Fuck that, where are the suicide success rate statistics at?
Nahaz my shit up nigga.
>>146658619
The correct term is "Hikikomori".
I'd be so happy if these were the top 3
AF would make it through wildcards no problem
>>146658663
based as fuck
>>146658663
>*gets banned*
>>146658663
hahahahahaaha ooouuuuuh mama!
>>146658663
Why is it so obvious that iwo wrote that?
>>146658407
pretty hype desu senpai
>>146658490
ok i want these guys at TI
even though greece probably won't be part of the EU by then lmao
>>146658718
>weebwords
lol no, you're a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc
>>146658664
Can't the winter come alreadsy
im fucking dying when its over 10 degrees
>>146658663
Fucking atheist reeeeeeeeee
>>146658769
george rr martin said it
>Alliance win vs PR which is their last game
>VP beat Flipside and lose to No Escape
>Secret beat Flipside and lose to Empire
All 3 of these teams would be 5-4 and there is no head to head results this year.
>>146658734
That would be glorious, but no way.
They can't meme their way through BO3s.
>>146658663
*fixes matches*
>>146658619
OK again. Where is the difference?
SECREXIT
>>146658847
>They can't meme their way through BO3s.
fucking blasphemy
>>146658852
*lives in poverty*
>23°C
fug, so hot
reminder to drink water lads
>>146658791
>a shut in/recluse/permavirgin/etc
The point of using the weebword is that it means all of those things combined in to one pathetic package and more. Its literally the best word to use, not this "slap another term in front of NEET" thing that other retard keeps doing.
>>146658842
Man this is dumb as fuck
Should've done bo3 gsl style
>>146658872
That post outlines the difference between the two subcategories of NEETs.
Or are you asking how those differences contribute to a difference in suicide rates? I would think that would be obvious
>>146658872
normieNEETS have healthy social lives and interactions with other people.
animeNEETS only interaction is ERPing with other animeNEETS or shitposting anon on 4chan.
Surely you can see why one would lead to suicide and not the other
Why is it so hard to accept the best teams won?
There is no 'lol euros' about it, ad finem are bretty gud
>>146658316
>TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
C A L L E D
I T
SECRET ARE BUTTING ALL BASKETS IN ONE ARTOUR
>>146658947
already had 2 liters in the last 6 hours anon
>>146658663
"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he drank the more he shat but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew".
>>146658947
>23°C is "so hot"
hello finland
>Ursa and Terrorblade
>>146658949
hiki doesn't account for the fact that they're they are the anime addict kind of NEET, though.
>>146658947
We're supposed to be a cold slav wasteland, how is this fair jesus fuck
>>146659001
t. never watched secret
EE is always TB
>VP kicked Illidan
>turned to shit
>Secret kicked w33 and Misery
>turned to shit
POTTERY
so if secret lose this one theyre out right
>>146659074
Yeah that is EE Ursa you cockmongloid
>>146659067
isn't eastern europe awful with temperature ranges?
>super cold as tits winter
>hot as balls summer
>>146659089
Only if Alliance wins their game against PR
Right?
>>146659037
end yourself, straya cunt
>>146658342
Fuckin greeks man. thats hype.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
MEME DRAFTS DETECTED
>Ogre Magi
so secret have given up?
>le ogre 'creep' magi
what the fuck are you doing puppey
>>146659106
You were saying?
>>146659106
we're all lmaoing @ you
NICE PAID REFS FRANCE
PICK
JSUT FUCKING
LAST PICK OGRE MAGI
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YO=U JUST FICUKIGN
WHAT THE FUCK
LAST PICK OGRE MAGI ?
`JHUST FUCKING TRYING TO LOTTO YOUR WAY TO WIN??
LITERAL HOPES AND DREAMS LIE ON OGRE MAGI RNG
FUCKIN LFMOA
Cross your fingers for another secret loss boys.
>>146659106
shut up you fucking retard lmao
>Merlini + Tobi casting
This is.... actually 10x better than most of what has been on at the hub so far.
>>146659106
retard alert
>>146659154
>dickloads of armor vs melee line up
>super reliable stuns
>>146659184
puppey gaming
>>146659118
it is
its pretty retarded
>>146659131
>>146659089
Secret can only be out if they lose their last 2 games
>>146658842
This is what will happen most likely. Aka expect alot of EU Tiebreakers.
>>146658971
It's like talking to a wall. I don't shit about social status I'm asking how is dude without job different from another dude without job.
>>146659184
literally 100 base regen. timber aint got shit on this guy
>>146659089
pretty much, since they havent beaten Empire since 2015
but I can't see them lose to the WO team this tournament
>>146659205
>It's on a game Secret will win in less than 20 minutes
:(
>>146659118
With the recent "climate change" we are getting less super cold days and more super hot days
Didn't have snow on New Year's for the last 2 years at least
>>146659154
>Not taking a fat ogre shit on every lane, every game
Plus, Ursa+bloodlust is a pretty good combo.
>ENEMY HAS SLARK DAZZLE EARTH SPIRIT
>JUST PICK OGRE MAGI
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SORT OF DRAFT CHOKE UP
>Ogre Magi
Has Puppey just given up?
>Tobi + Merlini
>>146659231
Because we are talking about how likely they are to off themselves, and having no social contact makes you more likely to kill yourself than someone with a healthy social life
you fucking idiot
>>146659154
it's the patented "when I'm losing I have to do crazy shit to throw my opponent off balance" puppey/EE strat
it means they're basically done
Can Bulba actually play anything?
>>146659184
This was a thing with Lone Druid
Its not a thing right now, holy shit Puppey going full retard right now
>>146659254
we had ~20*c on christmas this year in gipsyland
>gulag is wrong again
>>146659231
1 type bothers him because he pretends to be offended by anime on 4chan.
holy shit i don't even know who our guys are anymore
>Our Guys, the Jew led team that won Frankfurt from losers and has dank n0lans and 9k memes
>TL, combining eternally correct Iranian terrorist Kuroky with finely honed Finnish memes
>TNC, Jimmy's last hope to be relevant in the scene
>Escape, the Troel stack which may have slain team shitrekt
>Illidan stack, pride of Russia
>MVP and based comfygod
>LITERALLY UNKILLABLE
>>146659106
Spergs like you deserve all the hate you get, piece of shit ;)
![600px-Miracle_frankfurt_major_2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/owsfzDY.jpg "600px-Miracle frankfurt major 2015[1]")
nth for Polish Dota 2 Players
>LET'S GO ON THE OGRE AT LEVEL 1
lmao
>>146659021
who is this lol
Ogre is sleeper op in competitive?
What did he mean by this?
fucking GRIEZMANN
I GOT THE PLAYER WRONG BUT I GOT THE LANE RIGHT
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
ITS NOT MY FAULT PUPPEY WANTS TO LOSE THE GAME WITH EE ON #1 MID WHEN RTZ IS THE BETTER #1 MID
apologize
>Essence shift level one.
>trying to kill a fucking ogre.
NEXT GAME PLEASE.
>the city of ireland
>>146659354
F3 is retarded
>>146659390
;_;
>>146659367
He got stomped by elder titan
>>146659376
>I GOT THE LANE RIGHT
Waow dude, I thought Ursa would go mid vs Alch!
>>146659378
What's with all the meme appropriation
You only apologize to our guy johan
>5.3hp regen without any hp regen items
ICEFROG DOES IT AGAIN
Ogre is literally just a substitute for Axe+Seer. You Ion Shell the big dummy and he runs at people. This would have been an Axe if Axe wasn't banned
>>146659376
>talk like you know shit while getting the music basic stuff wrong
we're still all LMAOing @ you
Holy fuck Flipside3 are fucking useless.
>>146659293
>Because we are talking
No, you're talking. Can you please answer my question.
>>146659390
reminder that the refs were told to fuck over the British Islands to set an example for the consequences of the Brexit. It doesn't' even matter that Ireland is still in the EU, they're guilty by geographic association.
>>146659456
I got the TB mid right before the fucking game even started. There was no draft when I figured Puppey out :v) >>146658316
>>146659474
this isnt new tho
>watching rtz free farm in player perspective
is there anything comfier
>>146659526
Watching a serial killer murder your family.
>super easy game for bulba though
>bulba thouhg
Bulba thoug
Merlini confirmed our guy???
>>146659478
>music basic
LMAO PHONEBLOGGERS>>146659478
>music basic
LMAO PHONEBLOGGERS
>buttblasted by losses secret brings their A game against the flipsid3 menace
you can't make this shit up
post yfw bulba turns out wasnt a mistake
>>146659567
look like I'm moving to Iceland
APOLOGIZE TO BULBA
Well we already knew Flipside was a free win
Secret have to beat Empire to secure a top 5.
>relying on vanskor to do the job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSEkGw1XMI
>>146659501
You're a fucking prodigy senpai, indigo child tier, like Light of heaven.
>tfw you said 1st racks would go down after 20 minutes
MISTAKES WERE MADE
how do I play against a sven? I really hate that hero
>>146659567
Probably pretty comfy, but what else would I do there?
>0 items
>still two shot dazzle
rofl
>>146658316
So why the fuck is puppen devolving to playing 4p1 while picking four greedy cores? What the fuck is he thinking??
>Flipside
kek
Is Flipside an NA team or something?
>jimmys team choking again
vvhy
>>146659618
>Empire
i had really high hopes for them in qualis but theyve played like total shit, i think secret can beat them
>>146659626
Ward his jungle
>>146659626
viper
Flipsid3k?
honestly what was the plan for flipside, i think the first phase of the draft just completely fucked them
>There are people in this thread who don't realize the Ogre Magi is a tactical play against Empire in hopes that they will waste a ban on Ogre Magi in their matchup.
They're literally this confident about beating Flipsid3
Flipside is some bottom of the barrel shit, we're reaching NA level here
flipside?
more like flopside
>>146659687
You absolutely can't call this qualifier at all. When No Escape and F5 just storm up through everyone.
and then PR beats F5 like what the fuck is with the consistency
they just ggd huh
>F5 losing to Vega
uhhh dotards?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>panel talking about how sleepy they are
what such a based hub thank you Valve/LD
FUCKING HELL LOL
LUL
LAMO IS THIS SOME NA TEAM PLAYING ON THE WRONG SERVER?
>>146659838
ever heard of best of 1 rng?
thats why teams play against every team in groupsage'
that's why brackets are in best of 3s
>mfw used to shit on merlini because his slurping back in the day
>nowadays i'm happy when we get him rather then landwhales.
We've come a long way lads.
uh rigged
>>146659341
Team Secret are our guys, the eternal underdogs who are destined to fuck everything up.
11 MINUTES
>>146659910
secret?
>>146659910
Yeah, Secret are
Wait what
I posted a post here
and game ended?
What
>>146659912
This is like TI4 Liquid in terms of flip flops
Freedom soon
>be billionaire turk
>pay other treams to throw games
>"wtf, I love secret now"
>the turk and cyborgfat literally pay off the last 2 teams so Secret has a chance to qualify
You can't fucking make this up
how is that not literal matchfixing
>be valve
>use this shit single group format
>a team is out already
>has to play 2 more games
>w-w-why are they not trying?
fuck valve
>want to watch f5
>my choices are either llama or no broadcaster
>camera either a hero i cant follow or do it myself and fuckup
life is suffering
>If Vega Squadron beats Escape and F5 then Secret can tie for first
Come on Vega Squadron, now is the time to seize your destiny.
>>146660024
>mfw my last two are bugged and show in progress even though time limits have already passed
I hope match ending will fix it
Just got home. Is anime hour over?
Please tell me it is. /d2g/ earlier today was the worst I've seen it in a long time.
>>146658664
whats that in real units?
So F5 is going to lose to Vega too?
Do they stand a chance?
>>146658257
synderen is such a beautiful man, i would gladly suck his dick if he wanted me to
the draft took longer than the game
>>146660089
>hour
I think you mean decade
>>146660120
Nah, F5 got this shit
>>146660132
empire losing to arise right now
fuck this shit
DEMON DOTA GOING TO TI
>>146660132
That last 1-3 win for Secret's benefit is from 2015
2015
0
1
5
YEAR AGO
Secret are done.
>>146660132
Empire is losing to PR
things are looking better and better for Secret
>>146660039
gotta do something with all that money
>>146659918
>ever hating Merlini
It's like you didn't even play WC3 dota...
JIMMY DEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN HO
>>146659626
force staffs
God this """""meta""""" is so fucking stale
Every game with Juggernaut and Timber and people still watch this garbage?
I'm going back to league
If anyone wants to play pls add, any game modes, I'm pretty bad and looking for people that are as bad as me. http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/
>>146660089
Yes. Synderen and Era fucked secret up the ass so the anime posters scurried back to the holes they crawled out of like the roaches they are.
>>146660178
alright blew my load too early
F5 better not do this.
I don't want Synd placing fucking 1st.
>>146660254
are you cute?
Who /still believe/ here
>>146660247
>The """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" shit memers are leaving
Finally
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
>>146660024
I don't see this achievement on my BP
what do
If Secret wins against Empire there's actually still a chance they get the top spot. They need AF to win against F5 though.
>>146660295
Apologize
Hey guys. Kemal here. Secret is gonna be first place in this qualifier. Your rares are safe. ;)
>>146660170
>>146660217
Are they? Networth looks similar but I haven't seen any teamfight.
>>146660323
>you keep giving them attention so they wont leave
>>146660310
Why does that matter?
who is the best girl and why is it pugna, doturds?
>>146660170
ar1se is based though
>>146660343
i hate this fuck so much goddamn
>>146660259
>secret got fucked
>large part of anime is gone
Neat, my friend. Any more good news?
>>146660161
While there are always some around, when I woke up this morning, /d2g/ was unbearable.
>>146660374
why didn't you retards vote for pugna arcana?
>tfw no Artour stream to bully him on
>>146660374
What is this. A lewd for ants?
>>146660343
I can't wait to see him holding the qualifiers trophy
What does he mean by this
Is there an outcome where our guy Synderen the Troel comes out first?
WTF? Why can't Vega throw for their slav bros? It's not like they have a chance to get into playoffs lmao.
>>146660401
t. jelly amerikek
>>146660369
I only want to play with cute people
>support tinker
>>146660480
He has to wait for his last game, and then wait more because of the possibility of playing BO1 tiebreakers
VEGA DOING GOD'S WORK
>>146660525
fuck off stoaga, is lol finally dead?
>>146660401
>t. rich hater commie
fuck the rich amiriet :DD
any envy weaver fuck up webms?
MOO DOTO.
>>146660528
thats the c9 classic m8
>>146660480
He knew that you would keep posting this shit that no one cares to respond to and was preemptively telling you how boring you are.
>>146660480
Isn't zzzzzz pinoy for "yeah I fucked up"?
DEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>146660484
It's looking worrying likely desu
DEMON MADE IT TO TI
HE MADE IT GUYS
>>146660343
Fucking T*rk
DEMON DOTAAAAAAAA
>>146660254
https://discord.gg/BrJHB
Join our official /d2g/ cuties discord!
I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING
>>146660590
That beard makes him look like such a disgusting hobo. I remember checking his stream half a year ago or so and he looked pretty normal. But apparently getting on DC made him lose it.
D E M O N
>>146660649
OUR GUY DID IT.
>yfw Fear vs Demon TI6 finals
>>146660658
>>146660626
>>146660686
He finally fucking did it.
He went around the world. He trained with dozens of teams. People told him to give up but he never did. DEMON TO TI. EZ DOTA.
>>146660707
I think it looks pretty cool.
>>146660649
dyel?
more like a curlbro now that I think about it
JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>146660769
meanwhile black^ has been around the world twice and is now on suicide watch
>fnatic
Dj deserves a better team
>TNC and Jimmy going to TI
Who knew? Who fucking knew all he needed were the peenoise?
>>146660649
who else here /lifting/
3-4 times a week for the last 3 mo
>>146660769
Man the TI4 Liquid run was so sad
They beat all the big Chinese teams in BO1s but then got BTFO by Western teams
At TI5 last place was worth $55k. So just by qualifying you've made decent money.
VP better fucking beat Escape
I want to see either AF or F5 have a playoff against Escape
>It is a Jimmy throws the game episode
>>146660813
>t. 3 months of SS lifting pro
>>146660819
who's that next to jimbo?
>demon dota making it to TI
memes to dreams
praise kek
>>146660849
you can probably live off last place TI money for five years in pinoy land
>>146660841
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
What went wrong for Fnatic?
>>146660819
>Soe will never be perfect again
What the fuck...
how are these literal pubstack garbage ranking higher than Secret...
>last 5 ranked matches were all the same
>all hour-long slogs with us stomping early, them stomping mid, and us making a 2 teamfight comeback late
>one person on our team always does nearly nothing all game with a 4/17 k/d while the rest of us are even except our carry who is doing well
>everyone on enemy team fed off their asses with 3-4 big items each but have nothing outside of damage and farm
>minute 30-45 is always 'stay in base while one person splits and enemy farms more and if you dare go outside base youll get 4 man raped out of nowhere'
>as soon as they try to push highground we fuck them up with a teamfight with only one escaping, we take all towers and maybe a set of rax
>this happens again and we gg push with megas
is this normal
>>146660410
Jimmy made it to TI6!
>>146660860
no that was a few years ago
I do oly now, albeit with terrible numbers
>>146660919
Shitty groupstage format
and Empire crushed PR
Secret vs Empire literally for Secret to be forced into tiebreakers with Alliance and likely VP
AR1SE RAGEQUIT
ar1se on suicide watch
>>146660871
korok
This fucking guy
He kept dropping his items in fights for shits and giggles
Fucking LMAO
>league's tanky dps was a thing of the past
>it's now Dota 2's future
It's like one game is inferior and is an outdated copycat or something
>>146660898
is there any evidence of katie kate at TI4 anywhere? i can't find vods or anything
>Synd is about to qualify for TI6 too
What a year. Also didn't Jimmy's team get eliminated day 1 of the first SEA qualifier? Good on them for turning that around and going all the way.
![stdin_snapshot_22.57_[2016.06.26_17.52.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4v2nFT.jpg "stdin snapshot 22.57 [2016.06.26 17.52.41]")
wew lad
>>146660919
they took back mushit
before that they were actually a good team
>>146660568
Thats not me, this post is me >>146660369
If two teams end on the same score, does it go to tiebreakers immediately or does their head-to-head take precedence?
>>146660871
based korok
So I haven't heard of TNC. Are they as bad as Mineski or something?
I hear they're capable of taking games from both Fnatic and MVP.
>>146660871
Steven "Greater Womanbash" Ashworth
Steven "If Your Lady Talks Back, Give Her A Smack" Ashworth"
Steven "Battery Assault" Ashworth
Steven "Left Auto-Attack On" Ashworth
Steven "Bleed Black and Blue" Ashworth
Steven "Smack Your Girl in the Face For Talking Out of Place" Ashworth
Steven "Speak When Spoken To" Ashworth
Steven "Jugularnaut" Ashworth
Steven "Can You Please Pass The Assault"
Steven "Get Me A Beer Or You'll Be Cowering In Fear" Ashworth
Steven "NA Dota's Finest" Ashworth
Steven "No Girls Allowed" Ashworth
Steven "Real, Raw, Break Her Jaw" Ashworth
Steven "Can't Make A Cake Without The Batter" Ashworth
Steven "It Is Better To Be Feared Than Revered" Ashworth
Steven "No Sandwich? Smack The Bitch" Ashworth
>>146661036
looks like a free win for alliance, pr has nothing to play for
JIMMY
IS
A
LITERAL
GOD
>>146661072
>fat
>shorter than his girlfriend
That's pretty alpha of him
holy shit I'm glad I missed that
>>146660871
Steve 'Echo Slam' Ashworth
>>146661072
>guyswholift
>fitness
my sides
>>146661139
maybe only because of arise
slavs don't give up, vega fucked up f5
>>146661112
they got beat out of like every qualifier earlier this year by fnatic or mineski or mvp and they finally qualify for a lan.
JIMMY IS GOING TO TI
>>146661029
isnt it awful if synd qualifies for TI?
LITERALLY NO SYND TOBI COMBO
>>146660594
the support tinker was pieliedie's idea
Fnatic is going to qualify anyway
>>146661160
is he still fuckin the thick girl from last time?
>>146661029
Yes, their mid puck played like garbage and fed a ton while pushing out lanes.
Then demon started drafting during TI6 Quali 2 and then suddenly started winning. Fucking demon dota.
>>146661226
We'll get some other pro player, don't fret.
>>146660374
Pugna is the best!
>>146661226
Nah it'll be like normal, Synd get eliminated day 1 and then cast the grand finals with Tobi
DEMON GOES TO TI6
JIMMY HO!
>>146661261
>swindlezz
>vega tried hard and fucked up F5
LITERALLY FOR WHAT PURPOSE
What has happened? Jimmy is no longer classic?
>>146661226
synd is the most overrated caster of all time
JIMMY HO DOTO
>SEA won by open qualifier team
>EU F5 and Secret looking good
>EG
Nice qualifier invite retards
>>146660871
his identity is presented somewhere in this picture.
>>146661289
It's okay, Escape will lose to VP, r-right?
>>146660916
honestly if you are a NEET then lifting is actually a pretty good decision.
I want to get into it.
>Empire beat Secret
>Alliance beat PR
>VP beat Flipside but lose to No Escape
All 4 of these teams would be 5-4.
>>146661289
They can still go to knockout phase.
>synderen won the EU qualifiers
what the fuck guys
>>146661301
going to SEA, playing with a bunch of pinoys and winning the qualifier starting from opens is the most classic thing i've seen demon do
YOU HEARD IT FROM JIMMY
GOING TO THE GYM MAKES YOU BAD AT DOTA
>>146660841 QUIT NOW
>>146660247
Wait what
Timber is meta now?
TIME FOR CHOPPING
>>146661375
how do you afford gym?
Even reddit hates FattyDroid and CancerDownUnder
can BTS just fuck off with them already
they've ruined two of the streams and are only going to ruin more if they keep them on.
I've not been able to watch 1/2 of the games I want to watch because of this fucking WIMONS IN GAYMIN shit
JUST FUCK OFF
Anee isnt as terrible at casting, she can MAYBE stay on a fucking clown stream for WIMONZ on her own but this fucking shittardcunt llama really needs to fuck off
I've even been getting upvotes on reebit for posting fucking /d2g/ tier opinions on them and REDDIT IS AGREEING WITH ME
WHY CANT BTS JUST LET ME ENJOY THIS HUB THEY SET UP
I WANT TO WATCH THE GAMES YOU FUCK
I DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO A LITERAL 3 K AND A LITERAL 2 K CASTING PROFESSIONAL GAMES
JUST FUCK OFF
>slav teams fucking up each other's chance to advance
communism strong, none shall rise up
>>146661394
Not yet.
They can still end up in a tie breaker against AF or F5 assuming Escape lose to VP
>>146661289
There's a chance for tiebreakers for them, of course they would keep trying.
Has Jimmy finally stopped being a meme?
so if secret loses are they out or do they just have to play in the bo3s
>>146661435
stopped reading after first sentence, you faggot redditor
kill yourself
calling janny right now and going to ask him to ban you
>>146661435
Right but llama is 4k+
>>146661480
There is 0 chance for tiebreakers for Vega
>>146661498
Secret will have to play tiebreakers and then play BO3s.
So many teams with 5 wins here
What if 6 way tiebreaker?
Jesus christ
>>146661410
I remember RTZ on stream saying he went to the gym and he was worse at Dota later.
CONFIRMED WORKING OUT MAKES YOU BAD AT DOTA
MUSCLE FREAKES GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS FATBOY LAND
>>146661429
get hired somewhere where gym is a bonus for workers
lmao free gym
>>146661435
positive sexism in action unfortunately
akke made that point that putting girls into these positions as role models is healthy, but if anything these hopeless girls and the honest negative response to them would be putting me off even more
>>146661470
Is Secret guaranteed a spot at TI yet?
>>146661498
Secret will win and then win tiebreaker
>>146661508
implying
>BTS Multicast
>Moobot finally had enough of twitch cancer and is banning everyone that isn't a mod or turbo user
It's...beautiful.
>tune in to russian hub
>arsart, xboct
kek
>>146661551
Nope. No one is guaranteed yet but No Escape would have to lose both of their series to give F5 the spot.
>>146661435
/d2g/ is reddit you retard, that's why you got upboats
>>146661509
confirmed boosted
Channel for VP
they must win this
>no games for 30 minutes
>>146661551
likely playoffs
ESC only has to win 1 game of 2 to win group stage
>>146661429
there are probably some hella cheap gyms in your city if you look around--but honest spending money on gym + decent food is a better investment than probably anything else antisocial if you are a NEET (yes the gym is surprisingly antisocial, have never talked to anyone there).
or you could just do bodyweight exercises + cardio but it tougher to mentally stick to than lifting imo.
>>146661540
if I was able to do that I wouldn't be a NEET lad
Why do i have to wait 2 hours for secret vs empire?
Both teams arent playing
>>146661516
alliance loses pr
vp loses escape
empire loses secret
vega wins escape
vp loses f3
it's like 1% chance, but 1% is still not 0%.
>>146661509
no she's not
>>146661612
>No Escape would have to lose both of their series to give F5 the spot.
?
They lose one and win one, that puts them at 6-3.
At that point whoever wins out of F5 and AFand also secret if they win v empirego into tiebreakers, right?
>>146661671
The turk roach needs to make some calls okay
>tfw Escape and F5 both lose and Secret wins
>>146661429
i dont know if there is a special name for them but a lot of people confuse "fitness centers" with gyms, like the place where they have 2 weights, 500 machines, studios for yoga and stuff like that. A gym that only has machines and weights on a single floor will be super cheap
>>146661698
thanks anon
reminder that CARRY ABADDON was played in this qualifier
>>146661612
I swear to god half of you faggots dont even look at the tables
i would legit commit suicide on a stream if synderen qualified over me
I'm going to the store you guys need anything ?
If Escape lose their next 2 games (VP and Vega), and F5 lose against AF, and Secret wins vs Empire, then Secret qualifies for TI.
But probably it's going to be Escape, Vega should be easy for them.
>>146661435
I like Llama because she is an unattractive weeb who elicits pity.
She turns dota streams into cringe humour effortlessly.
>vp wins against escape
>secret wins vs empire
>vp loses to flipside which is un-fucking likely
>secret goes to ti
VP is gonna win this shit.
>>146661671
It probably won't be two hours.
It'll likely start as soon as the next three series are done.
>tfw current Secret is literally an anime storyline
>tune in to BTS
>everyone getting banned
finished and bankrupt
>>146661714
If F5 win their last match they are also 6-3, which means more tiebreakers. There are no head to head results which means losing to a team doesn't mean shit if you can equal their record later
EU is going to have tiebreakers for TI spot and then playoff spots.
>>146661760
really makes u think
>>146661760
>carry aba
>carry aba into AA Apparition
>>146661812
2 years, you brain-addled monkeys have been saying that
Secret are practically out at this point.
Only *good* qualifier teams left and Secret can't beat them
>>146661820
Someone's hacked the accounts of a few pro players that are mods. It was Misery last time.
redditspy here
they deleted the llama hate thread
it's over, she's here to stay
ledditspy over
>>146661760
worst draft 2016
>>146661435
Fine, you get a stream casted by Xycloppz and Winter. Have fun not understanding a goddamn thing.
>>146661698
she was 4.3 when I ran into her on us west a few months ago.
she such a bad fucking player though, should be 3k but I bet using a mic and being a girl makes your teammates try harder or some stupid shit.
>>146661408
I think you are right.
SOME IDIOT ON BTS MODDED
GET THIS
MOOT BOT
INSTEAD OF
MOO BOT
YOU
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
LMAO
>>146661849
the storyline continues, they are obviously going to keep making new seasons if you keep watching it
>>146661849
Before now, when has Secret ever had to fight from open qualifiers from the literal bottom?
>>146661972
>moot bot
literally who
>all qualifiers are super close and almost everyone could win
All except NA qualifier.
Why is NA dota so bad? Couldn't even get together 10 teams for it. And most of them are european players.
>>146661536
but then how is fitjew not becoming worse?
>>146661936
theyre not hard to understand and at least winter is an ex-pro
I would have no problems with that cast, assuming its in english.
>>146661936
you can understand winter just fine, what you going on about
>>146661778
yeah, bring me john connor
>>146662048
He was already fit before Dota.
>>146662045
why is it NA's fault that EU qualifiers are full of bad teams
blame valve for not inviting 2 NA teams directly to TI
Lmao that sktzz guy hacking the BTS stream.
>>146661778
Can you get me some toasts and quince marmalade?
Thanks
>>146661536
i'm gonna keep working out for aesthetic gains and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>146662048
fitjew is my shepherd
>>146662045
they're not bad its just that their good teams didn't get an invite like EU/CN so the good teams in that region are shitstomping everyone, imagine if liquid or og or hell even navi didn't get invited?
They'd be in similar spot to what EG is right now shitstomping everyone in their way to TI
Am i understanding the brackets right here;
if AF wins, do they get guaranteed TI/Wildcard AND deny FF from getting TI or WC?
I would love to be spotted by fitjew while benching, his big sweaty balls in my face
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
wait since when is jimbo playing with pinoys?
BTS HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
SHUT IT DOWN
>>146662189
No you fuckin retard.
places 2-4 go to a playoff bracket.
>>146662045
NA only had 2 good teams, and EG had to go through opens. Also every NA team reshuffled so they were in opens.
![20150718160705a0e5gns13rry3wkn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HJjgOwy.jpg "20150718160705a0e5gns13rry3wkn[1]")
>xbox casting
>all that sense of humour
>dozens of layers of irony
>the highest tier of satire
>actual knowledge
He's by far the most entertaining caster on the scene. I honestly feel sorry for non-slavs with their Llamas and Ryus
>>146662189
they've still got a pretty good chance at tiebreakers if alliance beats PR and VP wins both of their games
THEY FORGOT TO CHECK FLUFFS BACKPACK
>>146662189
>if AF wins, do they get guaranteed TI/Wildcard AND deny FF from getting TI or WC?
No. Top 1 goes to TI directly. Rest of top 5 fight for TI/Wildcard spot in playoff bracket.
>llama casting again
WHY GOD WHY
>>146662289
oh xbox is casting on the russian hub?
cya there bratan
FLUFF IS ON CAMERA
EVERYONE AT BTS GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BUILDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>146662289
I really wish I could learn russian ;-;
>>146662189
No.
Whoever loses this will likely have to go into tiebreakers to get into the double elims, whoever wins will have to have a tiebreaker with Escape for 1st AS LONG AS Escape lose exactly one of their games
DONT DO IT FLUFF
>>146662289
Don't worry, we feel sorry for you Slavs in every other regard
>>146662289
i wish i was russian desu senpai.
Can PR win with TB?
Its Arise.
apologize
>the 1st murrikan player in TI
>in fucking SEAnigger team
>>146662319
Waiting for him to reach under the chair cushion
>>146662289
can you post some examples slavbro?
>>146662283
>EG vs DC is the last match of the day
>it's on during /got/ season finale
fuck yoouuuuuuuu
>no car hero
>>146662251
since ti6 open qualifiers
>its a madara will get 20 kills episode
oh boy!
>puppey had to die to get rid of arteezy
im not sure how i feel about this
>Just giving F5 ALL the meta heroes
Nice job AF
>>146662473
>>it's on during /got/ season finale
Fucking pleb
kys
>>146662473
>Watching GoT at all with the shitshow it has become
Just watch something that's actually worth
>>146662473
That match will actually decide who goes to TI, because neither of them are likely to lose to the other teams. That 1 BO1 decides a TI spot
>>146662473
i stopped after season 4, it just turned into a shit show with tits and blood
>>146661810
pieliedie is in a pub
pls stop stealing my apologize meme
>>146662473
>not watching Our Guys destroy Team Reddit because some reddit show is on
PLEASE FLUFF YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
>>146662559
>>146662564
it's the closest we'll ever get to Geass Sundays ever again
I'm not here for the show anymore, I'm here for the shitposting
>Hey lootmarket
heh
>>146662627
I thought this meme started on /sp/
>Jimmy of all people gets to TI first with a god damn peenoise team
>meanwhile the rest of NA
What the actual fuck? What's going on?
what did he mean b ythis?
>>146662627
>my meme
I believe I was the first to post this meme in d2g stolen from /sp/
>>146662627
stupid nolans poster
>PLD is playing pub
>>146662675
Yeah but at least Geass actually had some thought put into the plot.
GoT is literally pure shit.
SamFlam was much closer to Geass than Game of Plebs.
AF got outpicked hard, they gon get raped
i love VP and escape
i dont know if i love synderen enough to want him to succeed or want him to fail so we dont get stuck with shit casters again
aaaaaaa
>>146662716
do you know what's scheduling
>>146662737
Speaking of nolans , is Lelouch still around? Or he ded
>>146662716
DEMONDOTO
>>146662671
It's too late. There's no turning back now. I'm locked and loaded. My Crusade begins here
>>146662746
1h30m+ till their final match begins
man i wish i played support for a pinoy team
>>146662737
nmanylans
>Madara Juggernaut
It's over, Ad Finem won.
>>146662817
He is playing Overwatch. He is shit at it too.
Alright, I just got home. Which stream are we watching?
>>146662835
No, now it ends here
>>146662835
inshallah allahu ackbar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
PREDICTION ACHIEVEMENT FINISHED
I AM OUT OF HERE
the hell is a kke doing?
>>146662835
FLUFF NO!
>>146662910
the stream with our girl
>>146662910
Ad Finem
Failed to find attachment point specified for particle effect anim event. Trying to spawn effect 'particles/units/heroes/hero_sven/sven_attack_blur.vpcf' on attachment named 'attach_sword' on model
SetCameraView 3
Failed to find attachment point specified for particle effect anim event. Trying to spawn effect 'particles/units/heroes/hero_sven/sven_attack_blur.vpcf' on attachment named 'attach_sword' on model
What does this even mean
AF IS DOING IT
>>146662913
We looked for you on mid. Where were you?
>>146662951
>took this long to finish predictions
pleb
>>146662974
Hold up, they're not actually losing to arise are they?
>>146662559
Based /kino/ bro
How do people run Tsaw mid when there's fewer trees to abuse compared to side lane? Is armor maxed first/second?
>>146663038
It's trying to spawn the particles for Sven's cleave on his sword, but can't find his sword.
>>146662716
TnC was already the 3rd strongest team in SEA, but they keep choking to Fnatic and MVP. Demon Dota really upgraded their decision making skills. Also, KuKu back at mid. They'll most likely get trashed in TI though.
>>146663083
get that movie outta here
Why is Riki preferred to BH these days?
>Madara with 10+ cs/min coming up to 10 mins
WHO CAN POSSIBLY STOP HIM?
>>146663118
>>146663118
HOW CAN THEY PLAY SO BADLY
HOLY SHIT
<message deleted>
>>146663225
May be it's not them who are bad, it's the viewers (i.e. you) who can't comprehend their strategies.
<message deleted>
BTS Twitch chat holy fuck they're dead
dotards?
>>146663354
This is the fourth time it's happened
<message stolen> TriHard
>200 right click damage at level 8
um...dotards ????
>literally unmod every BTS mod
>someone still gets in an bans everyone
Mad man
Thug's TA is actually so fucking baller holy shit
>>146663171
Invis costs no mana.
AOE silence with miss chance
In built blink
It's just a really good scout/teamfight hero.
>staff, 3 admins, global mods
>no one can stop the banfest
>can't even keep chat in submode
my fucking sides are in orbit
<message decapitated> ANELE
>>146663367
i fuckign hate this stupid bug.
>>146663171
pros remembered that riki doesnt break invis by using spells or items, which makes him highly potent during laning in this latest iteration of the down n dirty memefight meta
>have invoker in my team
>lose
Explain this.
>>146663458
>>146663460
>>146663375
>BTS watching streamshitters inhabit this very thread
consider the choices you've made in your life that lead you to this moment.
and then kys
>>146662835
Let the normies hit the floor.
>>146663503
>>146663367
what am i missing?
Is TA 'THE PICK' against Timber?
This is twice Thugs done this against a Timber today
>people thought tb can lose
maximum kek
>>146662473
>watching game of plebs
I'd murder u all irl.
oh my god
what the fuck was that
>ET went from unplayable to top tier in one patch
>barely any direct buff
HOW DOES HE DO IT
>>146662605
i literally dont know whats happening i just skip trhough looking for action scenes/executions/tits
It takes me 5 minutes to watch an episode
>>146663797
People picked heroes TB was good against
Same reason Timber is playable
Same reason we are saying counters to those counters
We are seeing Wisp go through whole drafts without a ban because no one gives a shit right now
>>146663649
clearly not
Man TB sure is balanced
>>146663616
I'm pretty sure the team icons are the indicating something
>>146663797
>% dmg ulti vs memetanks
>increased dmg vs memetanks
?
>>146663797
OG started picking ET
Monkey see monkey do
what the actual fuck are these greek retards doing?
>>146663552
careful with that dirk, edgelord
>>146663740
its a nice show and plus, ive gone 5 seasons might as well see how it ends
>>146663797
The meta is just trends
Alliance won
now Empire need to beat Secret and we got like a 5 way tie
>>146663616
for some reason you can get every game in the watch tab to have the same players/team listed. Not sure how it happens but it happens sometimes
>>146663949
Not banning TB
Fucking bears man, how do they work?
>>146663891
>seeing wisp go through whole drafts without a ban
thats literally just cause navi arent playing
>pick fuTA
>lose
REMINDER
EMPIRE HASN'T LOST TO SECRET IN OVER A WHOLE YEAR
>>146663015
absolutely disgusting
i hope this game teaches teams to ban TB
>>146662928
I love this song, I also shout alluh akbar like a fucking retard every time. Can't wait till my neighbors call the cops on me.
>>146663995
It'd definitely not a good show but I guess lesser minds are entertained by such poor and mediocre displays of millenial "art".
*sips whiskey*
*eats doritos*
i want to convert llamadownunder to heterosexuality with my dick
>>146664075
won't matter in a BO1. Secret will trash them
Daily reminder that this is a meme patch
A truly strategical game has good and bad options, which is why most of the options become unusable when players are playing at their best - they have optimized the strategies to its finest and leaves no room for improvement.
Dota 2's ruined forever now that pretty much all heroes are playable. There's no strategy anymore, just press random at hero selection and it just works!
Play league if you want to see real strategy.
>>146664062
wisp is first ban vs alliance
I really want to see an armor nerf next patch desu
>>146664185
ye man i hate it too when i hear "GOT MY FAV SHOW". its not that incredible. its just a show desu and i want to finish it
>>146664194
lol
i'm a puppey fan but I don't think Empire will fall to Secret
Illidan stack is about to make it to TI while VP isnt
OG won 2 majors and got invited to TI, Liquid got invited to TI, DC and EG will qualify one way or another meanwhile secret is in serious danger of not even making it into the playoffs and allliance is out
Did any more backstabbers get BTFO
So since F5 win this, it is now impossible for Secret to directly qualify.
Also, I had to solve FIVE captchas to be allowed to post this.
>Team named F5 picks Terrorblade
How would you fix Secret?
Drafter? Supports? Cores? What need to change?
Ags now for svenGods strength is now castable on alliesGod strength Lone druid bear
>teammate picks Venge
>even when CK wasn't banned
if VP wins, sweden is confirmed out, right?
>>146664326
Cores. Give the boot to RTZ and EE, and bring people that have the ability to connect two neurons
>>146664338
Does nothing because bear has 0 strength lyl
>>146664283
Alliance isn't out
Alliance is 5-4
There is alot of teams at 5-4 or the edge of being 5-4. If Empire beat Secret, Secret is 5-4 and so is Empire. WHEN VP beats Flipside, VP will be 5-4 because they will lose vs Escape.
>>146664338
bait
>>146664251
Has the tv show surpassed the books yet? I only could stomach reading until red wedding, which is way too fucking much in my opinion.
>>146664185
It sounds really nice, soothing even
I remember micspamming it last year or something in pubs; people said they'd report me kek
>>146664293
No. There can be tie breakers
>>146664428
as far as i know it\s surpassed it by quite a bit, yes.
>>146664361
>ck can swap friendlies out of danger
?
>Escape losing
HOLY SHIT
TIEBREAKER BETWEEN ESC AND F5 ALL BUT CONFIRMED
>>146664326
Bulba out is the first step.
EE is completely shit but he will never be kicked, so I don't know.
>>146664361
>picking bad naga
>when you could pick bad alchemist
>>146664428
TV Show is way passed the books to the point of it being unwatchable garbage.
It took 1 and a half episodes for Tyrion to meet Dany. That was it. It took 2 episodes for Yara and Theon to go meet Dany.
>>146664326
Disband is the only option. Arteezy needs to go back to his root and create a memestack
ЧTO ÐTO TAM ЗA ГPOЗHЫЙ ПAЦAH?
ГOPДOCTЬ POCCИИ Ф5. ИЛЛИДAH
>>146664428
yes last season the show diverged into its own story
suddenly greece is lose
even at 5-4 theyre still in playoffs, r-right?
>>146664508
this is far from over
>>146664428
yeah and its a mess the show is getting more and more shit beucase of it
>>146664472
Secret lost to all the relevant teams, they wouldn't be included in the tie breakers.
>>146664326
Puppey always had the problem of going too greedy/stupid drafts
It still is the problem. Also individual decision making by Envy is often game losing
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463706598
F5 won
aghs for DK when
both books and tv-show adaptation of got are fucking shit
lelling at fucking lost case embryos itt
Praying for some miraculous situation in which F5 makes it through today and Synd drops to second place.
>>146664657
HAHHAH BASED SPOILER BRO WHAT WOULD MY LIFE BE WITHOUT (YOU) THANK YOU SO MUCH MAN I SURE NEED SCORE UPDATES ON THESE SHITSHOWS HAHAHA!!!!!
>>146664584
Yeah they are still in the running for palyoffs
They are guaranteed to play tiebreakers surely
>>146664637
>VP
>relevent team
they would be included since they beat AF
>>146664808
AF is irrelevant, they only have 5 wins.
>>146664952
So does every team that would be up for tiebreakers
who the fuck greenlit this black tornado
>>146664952
So does everyone else? If Empire beat Secret, then
>Empire
>AF
>Secret
>Alliance
Would be 5-4
If Escape can beat VP, and VP will obviously beat Flipside, VP would be 5-4. 5-4 is tiebreaker hellhole
Is Puck just Baddisruptor?
>>146665036
Not for the top spot you retard
>>146664637
They're not doing head to head. (they didn't for SEA). This means that if Secret wins their last match they could still play tie breakers
what mmr will this stop working?
Post yfw Alliance is out
>>146665129
Yeah and Disruptor is just bad Kunkka
>you are seeing TB happen in the fucking TI
>MEME MAGIC
what gives?
the game isn't over yet
>>146664707
Hasn't Synderen won, like, every TI qualifier he's ever played in
>>146664705
>>146662559
hey thanks for the free movie recommendations.
>>146665129
Riki is gooddistruptor.
>>146665135
We're talking about 2,3,4,5 you dumbass. To get into the playoff.
There's gonna be tiebreakers to get into the playoffs
>>146665138
>>146664637
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/747005558750855168
here's how it works you retards
Who /EMPIRE/ here?
>>146665161
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463706598
>normal skill
probably when you get out of 2k
>>146665129
Puck is just bad
>>146665192
it means last player to have 0 death just worded wrong
>>146665162
i'll post it when theyre actually out
>>146665227
can you please not say ret*ards
>>146665192
it's some misleading BS
it actually counts the last player to get their first death
>>146664575
>>146664428
>>146664631
the tv show is basically fanfiction at this point and they're trying to make sure very little happens this season to give Martin another year to release TWOW
>>146665227
Secret can still play tie breakers for first if they win their last match then.
>TB
>33 games
>78.79% winrate
DOTU-TU-TU-TU-TURDS?
Guys, I'm out of lubricant for my fleshlight. Anything I can use at home for a quick fap?
>>146665203
Is riki also good centaur
>invisibility makes up for lack of centaur ult
>cloud is basically centaur stomp on steroid
>ult is basically centaur's return passive without the need for enemies to attack you
>blink strike is like better blink and double edge without the need to take damage
>>146665197
Yes.
>>146665345
Not if Escape wins both of theirs, which is looking increasingly likely
If I understand these rules correctly, all that means is score and not the result of a 1v1 match? Cause TNC won against both Fnatic and Execration, and yet they had to play tie-breakers.
>>146665345
But if Escape wins their last 2 than they will get first.
>>146665389
Tryhard.
>>146665376
It's a just a "new-meta" hero that's very good against the 6.87 meta. Teams are stubborn to change it up, but the ones who have changed can beat it.
>Yapzor
>Miracle
>Sumail
Just how scary would an ISIS Stack be?
>>146665386
Hair conditioner is amazing for this
>>146665386
tooth paste mixed with water
>>146665386
Use a bit of toothpaste, it has great lubricant properties.
DARK LIGHT
>>146665376
>Tankycore meta with no real burst
>TB is high armor high damage
>and can get you from full to 20% your hp with one skill alone
>Valve forced these kind of heroes into the meta by making their core items give HP
>>146665386
your foreskin
Why is /d2g/ so comfy and chill now? I'm scared of/pol/ and /int/ posters coming back, hold me doturds.
SYND IS TOO GOOD OF A CASTER TO QUALIFY FOR TI6
PLEASE SYND, THINK OF MUH STREAM EXPERIENCE
SECRET ARE OUT
THEY ARE JUST TOO SHIT TO DEFEAT THE BETTER TEAMS
>>146665376
>DOTU-TU-TU-TU-TURDS?
what the fuck?
>>146665582
don't worry, Slacks will take his place
WOWEE
Shit, Escape is going to go 7-2 aren't they?
>>146665386
>>146665481
Who da fuq draw this shit seriously
Are you a real gamer, d2g?
REMINDER: Ryuu and Zyori are casting Secret v. Empire
>>146665484
>Jordan
>Poland
>Pakistan
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+countries+are+ISIS+in+
3 swings
3 misses
>>146665597
secret vs empire hasn't started yet
>>146665562
/d2g/ is fucking shit now and isn't chill or comfy quit being a disinfo shill
Why is Timber suddenly meta?
>>146665562
its just all NA retards doing the pol shit
yurup just reply with the banter
and if you go agaisnt it you get HEHEHE LE 4CHANIAN PAST TIME!!
so is f5 just that good?
or is Illidan carrying them through each game?
>Take every step imaginable to try distance myself from my main account and create a smurf so I can play and calibrate above the shit can bracket I'm at
>The players, although more likely to pick 4/5 carry dota, are objectively mechanically and situationally better.
w e w
is this just the case that this is unranked or is 3k THAT shit that a rag tag 1-4k smurf bracket makes it look like 500 MMR low priority
>>146665330
at this point I just want to see the shitshow over
my month reading the books was infinitely more enjoyable than the time I've spent watching
>wake up
>Jimmy made it to TI
>>146665665
THEY
CANT
BEAT
EMPIRE
EVEN IF THEY DID THEY'D LOSE TO OTHER TEAMS SINCE THEM BEATING EMPIRE WILL BE 100% FLUKE
>>146665779
F5 are pretty damn legit.
I'd say it was mostly the TB pick that let them stomp AF so hard though, not because of the skill levels.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463711060
Escape Gaming won
>>146665672
well it won't be comfy with THAT attitude mr. meanie
>>146665730
Reactive armor is nice against all of these echosabre right clicker
Also other meta midlaners can't push him out of lane at the moment.
SYNDEREN TO THE INTERNATIONAL 2016
someone say doturds?
>Era cuckva and troles
>win out and they get the invite
You gotta be fucking kidding me
>>146665895
yes it will :^)
>>146665920
not so fast
BELIEVE IN VEGA
>>146665892
Woooooo go synd!
>>146665938
I can't wait till it's TI time and Era goes full Panic! again.
>>146665923DOTURDS!!!!!!!!!
TURDS
TUTUTUTUTURDS
NYAHOOOOOOO!~
>>146665976
they have head-to-head wins over Secret and F5 so even if they tie shouldn't they win?
>>146665730
LMAO 40 ARMOR
FOR
F R E E
R
E
E
LMAO
F R E E
R
E
E
PURE DAMAGE
>>146665730
Deletes str heroes during str meta
OH VEY
VALVE CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE LAN EVENTS FOR THE QUALIFIERS
THE MONEY
SIMPLY
ISNT
THERE
>>146665779
Illidan focused his hatred of FNG into ability to dismantle all his opponents during these qualifiers
When will the playoffs be played?
>Zinderman and Classic Jimmy made it to TI
WHAT YEAR IS IT
>>146665923
shh nobody said anything doturd :r
>tfw you've been Troelled
>>146666029
No
head 2 head doesn't count in this case. Fnatic lost to both team but they still play TB
>Fall asleep before CN Qualifiers begin
>Wake up
>Vici went 2-3
>>146665730
A better question is: why wasn't he meta since the 5 man shitshow started? My guess it's that """"pros"""" didn't realize two points on armor go a long way
>>146666035
They clearly don't care, they don't even pay these people to cast the games its all done because LD finds money to be had.
That said, it would be hard to organize 4 regions on LAN because they have to fly out 10 teams to a city, pay for hotels and then pay for the area they will play at. Then it doesn't matter anyways because there are so many matches to play that most of them wouldn't be done on stage anyways
>>146666031
THATS RIGHT
FREE
>>146666029
No head to head considered if it's a tie breaker for position 1 or 5.
I can't fucking use my mouse with my right arm
My fucking forearm gets incredible pump and gets tired
Help
>unironically losing to synderen
>tfw Timbersaw is literally goodStorm
>>146666119
you got to believe bro
>>146666178
proof lifting makes you bad at dota
>>146666178
Here you go senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLjtSyuE11I
reminder that troels is LITERALLY our guy
>>146666207
i am believe, my boy ice got 4 wins today all with illusion carries
How did honda420 go 4-1?
![stdin_snapshot_02.52.19_[2016.06.19_15.48.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nXfPfHH.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.52.19 [2016.06.19 15.48.23]")
CHIPENKO
>>146666237
I do not need strength I need something to relax the muscles from the pump senpai
>>146665829
>Demon goes to TI
>Arteezy doesn't
MAN that would be some fucking poetry right there, that owuld vbe some bukwoski shit right there familia some "shakespear meets james joyce" shit, some rimbaud fucking potery man 100
Why the fuck is Vito Spatafore casting Dota games?
>>146665779
I think their drafts are carrying them, they always have the upper hand . Although they would have lost against secret if EE hadnt thrown so idk
The level of play in the qualifiers is pretty low, the games devolve too fast into memefight to be able to tell to what extent teams are good or not provided they don't fuck up
thats lyricalgangster? god damn he's fat as hell
>>146666147
SO YOU'RE SAYING THE MONEY ISN'T THERE
>>146666264
fug :DDD
GET FUCKED MUSLIM """"""GERMAN""""""
CHRISTIANITY PREVAILS
>>146666220
say that to my face goy
This fucking twitchcon bearded dumbass
Fuck that guy
>>146666298
He went to his PIANIST mode first time since they 30-0'd EG
>>146666303
Maybe you have an inflammation? Get one of those freezing liquid bags and apply it for 15 minutes, then do a 30 min break and apply again.
But really, start exercising your arms (and preferably entire body + cardio) to lower the risks of injuries in general.
Why did NoDiggity change their name?
>Anti-Mage Daily Challenge
>Cleave Damage Challenge
>Be a pos 4 player
>Queue into US Easter International Ranked
Honor will be sacrificed this day.
>>146666303
>need to relax
jerk off with muscle creams on your arm & dick
>>146666298
>>146666405
like this
>>146666420
They got a sponsor
How to become a doturd, d2g?
DOTARDS
AGHANIMS ON HUSKAR
Y/N?
>>146666420
they didnt. they prolly got picked up by a new sponsor
>>146666386
Hey mr honeypot lans, those guys carrying you and your fuccboi are skinny as fuck.
>>146666420
They got picked up by an organization
>>146666298
IG second team was legit good last year already
>>146666264
>Spurdo
>d2g
I've never seen a general claim near as many memes as d2g, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Empire NEED to win so we can have a 4 man tie for 3rd.
>>146666416
my strength is fine.
i'll try cold then
>w/ @ZyoriDota & @RyuuDota
>w/ @Llamadownunder & @FoggedDota
>w/ @KotLGuy & @MerliniDota
>>146666528
only ties that matter are those for 5th and 1st.
>>146666520
>be a pro dota player
>browse 4chan
>don't browse /vg/
do you REALLY believe this?
I just woke up
What the fuck did ESC do to pull out ahead like this shit?
>>146666520
>everybody on /d2g/ is exclusively on /d2g/ and nowhere else on 4chan
>>146666471
jesus what the fuck.
Will there be any good casters for TI6?
>>146666569
>not liking merlini
>>146666569
Poor Fogged
>invint grandgrant but dont let him cast any games to prevent him from gaining more relevancy
LD is evil
>>146666520
d2g is starcrump2.0
so like all the goldenfaced posters run this shit
thats right
THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
>>146666569
>No LD and Slacks cast
>>146666569
>not watching ingame while playing BURIAL comfy rainy day music
?!?!?!?!
When does the next game start?
>>146666654
I do like him when he's paired with actually good casters
>be me
>play dota
>over the course of several years slowly gravitate more and more toward playing p4 and p5 supports exclusively
>pick up overwatch
>over the course of about a month slowly gravitate toward playing support classes
w-what does it mean? a-am i gay?!?
somebody on /d2g/ should cast the games instead of this garbage to be honest
>mfw VP and empire win their next game
>>146666605
>Any relevant person
>browse d2g or 4chan
>ever
Normies don't like it here, too much namecalling and they take it personally. Why do you think Reddit is so popular?
I don't know why you want d2g to be some place for your "cool" personalities to hang out, because it isn't.
Inb4 that Matumbaman answer "I browse d2g everyday from thursday to wewriqhirfeosday!" or whatever, he makes retarded answers to everything.
>>146666705
im not english or lad enough to truly get burial
>Empire first picked TB
how mad is EternalAnime right now
>>146666705
desu im listening to mogwai
So
>Empire beat Secret
Both of them 5-4
>Escapes beat Vega
Clinches first spot
>VP beat Flipside
VP 5-4
So first place is
>No Escape
Playoffs is
>2nd- F5
>VP-Empire-AF-Secret-Alliance
all tied for 3rd-5th.
Secret beat Alliance and AF but lost/will lose to Empire and VP
Alliance lose to Secret, AF and Empire but beat VP
Empire beat Alliance, AF and will beat Secret but lost to VP
VP lost to Alliance and AF but beat Empire and Secret
>Empire got TB
ruh roh
>>146666705
>BURIAL comfy rainy day music
UHHHHH
plsss link me
>>146666813
Do you have to be? I thought you need to be a lad to get grime.
>>146666812
4chan is full of normies, stop believing otherwise. it's not 2009 anymore
>>146666634
>Spurdo is a 4chan meme
JUst deny yourself
>>146666854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=555XMqqDYtU
>>146666795
>asking a bunch of subvocalizers to cast meme qualifier
>>146666178
you might have tendinitis. grab a lacrosse ball and start mashing
>>146660676
Done, thanks.
>>146666813
son am disappoint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6EirL1kU8
FLUFF DON'T LET CHARLIE GET TO YOU
ITS JUST WORDS
>>146666605
>>146666264
spurdo comes from some finnish chans or sites or w/e, not 4chan, retards
>>146666927
>le my ylilauta sikret club xDDD
>>146666756
Yes, you're becoming a good little support slut. While the carry does all the heavy lifting you provide the sexual relief that we need. We dump our thick hot frustration inside you everytime you make a mistake and you are forced to sit there and let it run out of you like a good little support slut.
>Shitrekt forced to pick DS so Bulba doesn't feed on anything else.
>>146666520
who the fuck claimed anything? what?
>>146666960
shitt!!
its past midnight here
and i got scared of that shit
>>146666927
>Finish people exclusively browse Kuvalauta and post content nowhere else on the internet
Alright, DS+Axe combo is the one thing Secret is decent at.
Of course they gave away the TB, so maybe it doesn't matter.
>DK
It's fucking over already holy shit
>>146666906
I'm a "normie" but I can tell you that most "normies" find 4chan repulsive, save for the guys who was on /b/ during their 3 years of high school just because of the "secret meme club" back then.
4chan is better because unlike reddit it has little name-faggotry, no upboats, no "CERTIFIED behind/on the scene personalities" and the moderation is very lax.
D2G is somewhat known by SOME personalities in the Dota scene, but no one wants to acknowledge it because of its edginess, which is good.
>>146667040
i know you retarded fatshit >>146667042
>implying 100% of ylilauta posters don't browse 4chan
So what happens if there is 5 teams tied, like it could be the case?
>>146666894
>>146667029
im not a lad at all, im not even a euro
>>146666705
burial is pretty good desu, too bad it's not raining.
>Seer Axe
Puppey is on a one track mind right now
>Empire picks razor
UHHHH DOTARDS?
>TERRORBLADE
>VENGE
>EARTH SPIRIT
HOLY FUCK PUPPEY IS GETTING MASSACRED AT DRAFTTTT
>RAZOR IN A MATCH LIKE THIS.
WHY, THAT HERO IS FUCKING GARBO.
EMPIRE GOT TB
THEY HAVE ALMOST 80% CHANCE OF WINNING THIS
>>146667089
>3 people post spurdo on d2g once in a while
>YEAH DUDES ITS TOTALLY "OUR" MEME ITS REALLY A D2G MEME YOU SEE?
>>146667187
gotta protect your retarded children like bulba somehow, god knows the shitskin literally cant play fuckall else at an acceptable level.
>Razor
Okay, I'm doubting somewhat now
Reminder that if you come from any of the following boards you should leave immediately and/or kill yourself:
>>>/sp/
>>>/tv/
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/g/
...and other "epic angsty teenager craving for attention" (aka Millenials) centrals
The following boards are d2g approved by the International Board Quality Comission (IBQC)
>>>/o/
>>>/k/
>>>/trv/
>>>/ck/
>>>/a/
>>>/tg/
>>>/wg/
>>>/out/
>>>/x/
>>>/sci/
>>>/lit/
>>>/his/
The rest are pending approval.
Thank you for reading.
reminder that icefrog is a d2g poster
>cycle through each draft
>terror blade veng in every fucking draft
What a wonderful patch
>>146665730
people started giving him the farm priority he needs
its just like a while back when people thought bristle was a situational offlaner, and then teams played him as position 1 and destroyed people
unfortunately timber has been buffed so many times in an attempt to get people attention, he may have become a breddy good hero
>>146667054This actually got me rock solid, thanks anon.
>>146666686
>inb4 grant is invited to ti but ld isn't
NEW MEMES WHEN????
>>146667321
>/a/ and /x/ are okay
>/v/ and /pol/ are not
Hello, pot? This is the kettle speaking.
>wake up
>newfaggot sabotaging the thread with his newfaggotry
is this bait?
GIVE ME 1 (ONE) REASON WHY MEMEPIRE DIDN'T PICK FACELESS VOID AGAINST THIS SHITREKT LINEUP
THEY ACTUALLY LET IT GET LAST BANNED XDDD
>>146667321
Which ones are the ones you are paid to shill and ruin?
lets go Era-kun you can do this ;_;7
>>146666812
well Blitz browses d2g and hes still rele... oh wait
>>146667321
If you removed the "crossboard shitposting board" posters from /d2g/, threads would have about 5 people in them
NEW THREAD WHERE?
SLARK VS TB
HAHAAH PUPPEY SHIT THE BED WITH HIS DRAFT MEGA GIGA ULTRA HARD
>>146667296
its a meme that was popularized on 4chan and especially /int/ and its clear a lot of /d2g/ users browse /int/ that's why
>>146666686
He's there to cast the NA games baka, he doesn't give a single shit about anywhere else
>>146667406
redditors shitting up the gulag is a common occurence since ti3 is over
Secret has 4 melee
what last pick can d they choose to punish this?
I HOPE SECRET LOSE ROFL
>>146667321
Is /tg/ the least disliked board in 4chan?
>>146667423
None, they re ruining themselves dummy.
>>146667403
I'm not part of the IBQC
>>146667416
?
they should just pick kunkka
Don't even know what's worse, int shitposting or memeology discussions
>we have shitposted past the thread limit
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VEGA SQUADRON HAVE TERRORBLADE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT IM MAKING NEW THREAD
what happened to picking up tinker?
>>146667353
>>146667054I-Is this the lewd thread now?
>>146667525
>tfw GBP crashing, so Forgeworld might soon be affordable
Whats synds chance of going to TI now?
WHY WOULD YOU PICK DK VS TB
WHY
>>146667539
Sure thing
why are you so enthusiastic about your job, literally like 10 posts in 2 minutes
>>146667594
Do teams promise moneys to other teams to take out their rivals? I mean vega has 0 chance of qualifying
>>146667663
>someone actually saved this image
Lmao, brainless retard
>>146667663
According to the IBQC, /x/ is "severely retarded" but "in a funny way" which makes it a quality board.
>>146667403
/pol/ is literally a containment board for stormweenies
the /mlp/ of politics
why is nahaz trying to fucking debate pros with his 3k retarded shit
EHM HELLO YES WHATS HABBANAN NOW whos winnan EU qualics
>>146667746
>>someone actually saved this image
>being so new not recognizing this has been posted multiple times
CALM DOWN IM MAKING NEW THREAD
>>146667832
fuck you im making one
>>146667668
Pretty good.
If they beat Vega they qualify definitely and if not then they play tiebreakers against F5 (and maybe Secret if they win too). Even if they lose that, they get to play playoffs.
>>146666756
I know that feeling bro, play mostly p5 support. Also started to play Rocket League with my buddy recently as a double.
>he: 4 goals
>me: 2 saves 3 assists
:(
>>146667761
who runs IBQC
>>146667787
my point was that /a/ = /v/ and /pol/ = /x/, they're literally the same community
>>146667796
why is nahaz allowed to debate things that aren't completely described by numbers?
he's actually so much worse than anyone else below 5k since he actually thinks his opinions and game knowledge are relevant
>>146667403
According to the IBQC:
/a/ and /x/ are self aware, and completely ok with their retardness, which is intrinsecally related to their base subject (anime and paranormal)
/v/ and /pol/ are based on more common interest, yet their manage to be retarded and unfunny at the same time while believing otherwise.
>putting envy mid
oh man...it's like puppey wants to lose
>>146667817
>saving that image
>has no reading comprehension
Yep, mouthbreathing sperg all right
blubla tghuogh
>>146667974
/pol/ used to be good but declined a lot in the past few years
The best boards are /a/, /jp/, and /m/
>>146667974
who runs this organization you made up for shitposting?
>>>/scv/ you need to work on learning how to invent clever meta
New memes
>>146668124
>>146668025
>got triggered this hard
>by someone saving just one image
autismo
bulber tho
>>146667321
>>/a/
>Approved
>No mention of /fit/
Try again kid.
>Creep skipping with axe
I feel like i'm playing on garena again. holy 2009 man.
holy shit nahaz
that fucking burn
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