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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
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Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
bulba thouhgh
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds is falling apart thanks to based Brits
>yuros fell for the honeypots YET AGAIN
>Played like a fucking fiddle by EG
>Even secret learned The Law Of The Honeypot
>it's TI5 ALL OVER AGAIN
FeelsBadMan WHEN I DIE FeelsBadMan I WANT ALLIANCE TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE FeelsBadMan WITH THIS MUSIC FeelsBadMan SO THEY CAN FeelsBadMan LET ME DOWN FeelsBadMan ONE LAST TIME FeelsBadMan
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
Reminder that OUR GUY is going to make it to TI
>>146652624
>50 memes late
ebin
bilbo tho
bulba thouhg
If anneedroid was an actual 8.5 would /d2g/ shitpost about her so much?
Nth for ppd is a giant entitled whiny baby and NA Dota is a fucking joke
"waaaaaah we broke the rules but should have gotten an invite anyway ;____; NA doesn't s-suck... Valve's rules suck!!!!"
buaal thogu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbf47oX57eQ
>EG aren't playing.
>Threads are free of /ínt/ & /pol/ spam
>Way less anime-ERP shitposting
?
the bulb HOWEVER
>>146652696
if she was 8.5 there wouldnt be just 1 person posting about her
a 6 like sheever is spammed every thread
>E-EG AND S-SECRET WILL LOSE IN OPEN QUALS
>F-FEAR CAN'T P-PLAY CARRY
>Z-ZAI WON'T C-COME BACK
>U-UNIVERSE IS B-BAD NOW
>wake up
>Illidain dismantled Secret
>>146652717
he's not wrong dumbass, euros are fucking garbage
>>146652717
>CoL/DC deserve it
But why?
What have they accomplished?
DC have potential sure, but they've done FUCK ALL
>>146652717
>coL/DC deserve to be at TI
didn't coL like
lose to some qualifier team fair and square?
>>146652753
>Blitzposters going to new heights
>>146652775
Is that why they've won every single major contest since the last TI? NA is a fucking joke and they don't deserve to be treated on the same level as EU.
>>146652734
>NA vs EU was going full steam last thread
>still going this thread
>lol no /int/ or /pol/ posting XDD
>most of the animeNEET ERPing looks to have been in the wee hours of the morning last night, / yuro dota hours
?
>>146652668
that feelerio when norgeboo
>>146652791
Honestly it's a travesty that FDL are allowed into the NA qualifiers when they are clearly an EU team. It's just another example of Valve trying to undermine the NA scene.
>>146652717
>teams need to be invited based on potential and not results
why isnt he arguing that secret need to be invited too
Based Red, now I can meme even harder
>>146652791
Secret also just lose to a open qualifier team, fair and square
>>146652791
they lost to Beesa +4
>>146652717
>NA Dota
>>146652819
yeah you're right, NA should be higher than EU
>>146652791
CoL is a tier 3 team, they're not even on the level of like, alliance or navi or mineski.
>>146652730
A SOLID 8.5/10
>le euro is garbage
nice maymay
>llama casting secret
quick guys give me alternative
>>146652819
>my honeypot lans matter
>eg is bad, secret will win ti5 cuz of those other lans they won before
>eg is bad, OG will win ti6 cuz of those other lans they won before
>>146652717
Valve's rules do suck
EG/the players are well above their regions level and they could roster change and break the rules 1 day before open qualifiers and STILL just shit on everyone else in NA till they get to TI.
wow, they play a bunch of trash teams in Bo1 what a punishment what a ride through the punishment of qualifiers
>>146652850
and secret is in europe
>>146652857
ya man but that was, F5 with players that have played at the International.
CoL lost to what, Beesa? /d2g/ memer?
What?
>BTS bot literally banning people for 6000000 seconds
>>146652717
wats wrong with him?
>>146652850
FDL are more NA than literally half of the teams in the NA qualifiers
>Vultur are SA
>DC has 4 EU
>coL has 3 EU
>Void Boys are Chinese exchange students
Drinking Boys, EG and FDL are the most NA teams, and even EG has an Asian and a European
>>146652781
DC and CoL have put in more effort than fucking anybody, why shouldn't they be invited?
>>146652949
oy vey
>>146652856
Hi taeng
>>146652926
Ruskies or ingame without commentary
>bts twitch chat bot is hacked and bans everyone who types for ages
you can't make this shit up
>>146652932
>implying majors are honeypots
>implying NA Dota just isn't fucking garbage
>>146652904
spot the teams with 3+ NA players
>all the good teams in EU qualifiers are CIS
bts just banned me for being a nigger
how do I report this to reddit?
6 more correct predictions and I can finally play doto again
>TNC beat Exercation and Fnatic at head to head
>Still have tiebreakers
Someone explain this meme to me. I thought the point of H2H was to eliminate tiebreakers?
>>146652980
>put in tons of effort
>achieve jack shit
>waaaa valve reward me for getting nothing done
nah, they have done as much as drinking boys and deserve to be in the same place as them
i just clicked a random link in op and it gave me a virus thanks idiots
Can someone PLEASE post that "types of people who hate assfaggots" image?
>>146653092
>Implying TI5 wasn't a honeypot
>Implying Euros weren't saving strats
>>146653092
>year old results
lmao, it's like watching an american try and argue that their continent is more relevant than asia economically
>>146652980
Effort does not equal worth. They got regional invites which is the best they could hope for. I'm glad valve stopped handing out direct invites like they did for previous tournaments, these teams don't deserve a direct invite, they didn't accomplish anything of worth.
>>146653092
This.
Remember not to win honeypots right before TI if you want to be successful, kids.
You don't want to end up like Secret, do you?
>>146653105
Never forget Absolute Legends
NEVER BEATEN ON TRUE LAN.
>>146653124
>Implying majors aren't honeypots
>Implying NA wasn't saving strats
works like a charm
>>146653119
>types of people who hate assfaggots" image?
you mean experts on video games?
>>146653105
they onlygoodaussie dota player is already invited
>>146653146
how the fuck has PPD made more than Fear/Universe?
EG fans are as sad as Alliance fans at this point.
>>146653092
Typical American, achieving absolutely fuck all in recent history and riding on his past achievements to glorify himself. Next you'll tell me about how Americans walked on the moon or won world war 2.
The caster currently doing alliance vs empire is fucking awful, would rather a fogged solo cast
>there are some delusional yuros who STILL don't realize they've been played like a fiddle by PPD
>they
>fell
>for
>the
>honeypot
>roster
>Alliance
>>146653164
>implying NA wasn't saving strats for 4 years to win Ti5
based ppd amiright
>>146653229
hey man we also eat the most
give credit where its due
>>146653171
I forget the exact words but it was like
>people who lost friends to MOBAs
>millennial contrarians who hates popular things
>displaced RTS champion
>>146652787
what did they mean by this?
>>146653242
Have you tried not hating all women?
¨>Forced to play on Russian servers because of shitty IP wont upgrade my shiternet
JUST DENY ME D2G
>>146653240
It ain't called 'Suicide Qualifiers' for nothing lad.
>>146653107
h2h is ignored if the tie is for either 1st or 5th place
>>146653092
>not even one player on eg has won 2 valve events
yea thats some t2 shit
>Before some fuckboy comes in and comments some shit about 'waah stop bein so mean theyre trying to give upcoming casters a chance! She can improooove!!'
>No, fuck off, there's so many people trying to become part of the casting scene and most of them are better than llama. She has been around for at least a couple months now and there has still been 0 improvement and everyone is still complaining about her. Its time people realized that not everyone is cut out to be a pro caster. Give someone with more potential a chance (though at this point my 82 year old grandmother has more potential)
Thank Jesus that reddit is now aware of Llama being a shit caster and i hope LD would stop inviting her to any events ever again.
>>146653298
That is so fucking stupid.
from last thread
>N A DOTO
>NOT A FUCKINGMADJOKE
>>146653229
>>146653259
>compare to yuros, who managed to form the worlds largest organization of cuckolds and then have it torn asunder by the UK
>>146653092
DELETe THiS
>there are still Alliance faggots in these threads
you can't make that shit up
>Alliance goes all in on the Axe
>still can't kill him both times he jumped in
Jesus
Empire throwing this fucking game
>>146653290
>cant handle a 30 ping increase
fucking la kill yourself
cmon empire I want my rares
>>146653390
>not supporting your team through hard time
Alliance is back baby ;^)
>>146653276
that image is wrong smart people know that assfaggot are for people who are too retarded to play rts
What is the worst region skill wise?
>>146653092
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
>NA had 0 invites when they deserved 2
-ppd
what did he mean by this?
>>146653348
>America
Lost every war it's been in for the past half century
Fucks over an entire region and therefore the entire world by constantly shoving its fat fingers into places where they don't belong
>Europe
Relative peace and prosperity
Advancements in science and medicine
MUH white genocide memes being perpetrated by American shitposters
>>146653390
theres literally nothing wrong being a cuck?
>cant satisfy wife
>ask jamal to satisfy your wife in your stead
>wife is satisfied
>she is happy
>you are happy because she is happy
>healthy family with Jamal
>>146653438
south america
>>146653438
sea probably
even demon is doing well there
>>146653452
that col is shit
>>146653452
He's honestly just as delusional as swindle.
There is no way CoL or DC should have been invited.
>demon "nigger lips" ho is about to make ti
I can't handle the memes
this girl caster in Alliance game is really soothing
i want to fuck her voice
>>146653438
Out of the big 4, SEA
If you take every server into account, probably like india or japan
>>146653141
>>146653229
Just face the facts, europe is an absolute shitshow now that the UK has finally left the EU. The anglsophere rules now
![b5620fbc5ec463d222ca9d8cdb996efc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DZdvpiu.jpg "b5620fbc5ec463d222ca9d8cdb996efc[1]")
> click Secret game I've been waiting for
> llama/ryu
>>146653438
SEA, where americans go to get easy qualifiers.
What did he mean by this?
>>146653452
He means that he's an entitled, whiny little faggot who can't handle being reprimanded for breaking the rules he was very aware of.
>>146653335
EG is just on a whole nother level now
>its another LlamaDownUnder cast
when will the Jews just stop?
Newfriend here
I've been trying out a lot of different heroes lately, and during my last few games I won, I played Elder Titan. My enemies seemed to underestimate how much his aura skill affected them, but I often had trouble getting myself into a position where it affected them.
Any tips you guys can give on how to play ET better? I've lurked for a couple weeks so I know he's seen success in pro matches.
>>146652980
>participation reward
Everyones a winner!
We assemble the throwest team possible
Alliance actually threw this game fucking kek
So is there any chance at all that Secret beats this Escape team?
>>146653530
Yeah we'll see how that prosperity is working out for you in 5 years, morons. British people are already starting to regret this decision.
>>146653556
>My enemies seemed to underestimate how much his aura skill affected them
Yeah, literally no one picks him. It has a tiny range, but that's why your spirit is such a nice ability. It lets you initiate without items like blink dagger. After sleeping enemies, you can get closer to effect them with your aura while your team hits them.
Why is Fnatic playing TNC now
HAHAHAHAHAHA ALLIANCE BTFO
WHO EXCITED TO TWEET TO THOSE FUCKERS AFTER THEY GET KNOCKED OUT?
>>146653452
>NA deserves 2 spots
>Digital ' Tornado someone inside a chrono in a game decider clash' Chaos
>CoL losing to literal whos ni qualifiers
valve should just disregard this stupid roster lock bullshit only EG deserves an invite because they actually function as a team
Fucking Llama casting my secret games - whyyyyyyyy?
>>146653591
rotk
>>146653560
>still salty as fuck that the USA had to Win Both World Wars For You
if you didnt do that we wouldnt be getting ass fucked by muslims
>>146653556
the aura comes out of your astral spirit as well - move spirit close to enemies and dont retract it
>le professional video game talking women
>>146653556
dont build too many tanky items
Aether Lens and Mobility like force or eul
Now shut the fuck up its esport time
>>146653603
Escape is No Diggity
>>146653591
Sing or PLD
holy fucking shit that gold graph
>>146653556
Just cast your spirit on them what's the problem?
>>146653642
>the rebel Alliance vs the galactic Empire
I want diversity to end
>>146653542
Shitty rules Reddit made up, he has the right to complain about it
>Mommy why is your boyfriend losing all the time?
>>146653556
ET is not a hero for low level pubs becsuse your team needs to be coordinated around it. Play a different hero.
MY
SIDES
>>146653591
solo surely?
i just got here why does tiny have no aghs in a 1 hour game i dont understand
>>146653621
Cap absolutely based as always
>YUROS GETTING RAPED BY CIS DOTA
IT
SURE
IS
TI
SEASON
BOYS
>>146653452
If you go on accomplishments, no they shouldn't
Valve must have picked a good system, because Alliance and Fnatic should be invited based on accomplishments if they had 8 invites but both of them looking terrible/mediocre and not worthy of direct invites.
That said, EG even breaking a rule like Secret, was going to get the NA spot anyways so it overall was pointless to send them down to reduce how many spots NA gets.
That said, CoL wouldn't even be able to compete in wildcards much less the main event at TI
>llama and ryuu casting
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED? FUCK YOU LD
>>146653207
From HoN I guess, old eg never won shit all
>>146653694
>wife's daughter calls you by your in game name
this is sadder than raising someone else child , i wonder what kelly's daughter call loder when they meet?
>>146653591
Bone7
>>146653694
>Literally wife's daughter
>have beastmaster
>dont jump enemies
>lose
lol
literally 4k
>>146653674
its ok nabab
eg being in oq doesnt change anything, they are still the only good team in your region
>Alliance now on full tilt so AF get easy wins
Nice
>no diffusal clinkz
>>146653778
I assume she uses his real name in person.
>>146653556
ET Titan is literally a free win machine in your potato-tier bracket if you know what you're doing
Spam astral on enemies, use stomp immediately after, then let your allies jump on them. Don't worry if you miss a few of your ults, it's not uncommon for even the best ET players in the world to hit 0-man earth splitters in pro matches
Can someone remind me if LD was ever a good caster? I swear he didn't used to be this fucking bad at it.
>>146653207
TI4?
>>146653793
>Not knowing that the gremlin is the daughter of some random Singaporean dude Kelly boned
>She doesn't know which one
>>146653621
who the fuck is that literal who drayich? i can understand [A] being like that because its on their genes but who the fuck is that literal who fat fuck arguing with Cap and Vilat?
>>146653674
Shitty rules are still rules and you can't complain about being punished for breaking them. Seriously, this shit is pathetic. Not to mention that EG hadn't earned their invite post TI5 and it's retarded to think that a region deserves a direct invite purely for the goals of being inclusive. I think it's stupid that there are regional qualifiers at all. This shit should be global so that the top 10 teams of all the regions should be invited. I don't see why some shitters like DC deserve an invite over some genuinely good team like VP just because they're from NA. this would also stop the meme where people post their team as NA for easier chances to get into TI.
>>146653694
Look at this picture.
This is canonically the essence of the yuropeon union. The philosophical and political heart of the union has always lied in swedecucks.
Sure the germans are the ones taking the $, but sweden has been the flag bearer of its politics.
This is what yuros have wrought upon themselves.
These are your shitposting enemies on d2g.
This is them.
>>146653621
Oh god, swecucks are so fucking pathetic
>Never press your advantage
>let them take 2 lanes for free
Wow that's epic alliance. Truly epic
>They lost to a mjonir dragon knight
WHAT THE FUCK ALLIANCE FUCKK
see how ddc uses the traditional character for cat because he is from aomen? only HIGH IQ PLAYERS like me notice details like this
alliance rofl
S4 rofl
>>146653873
Swedish numale faggot caster
>>146653842
>>146653556
You don't have to always hit your ultimate, remember you can use it as a zoning tool or divide a battlefield...
>>146653873
old dota 1 player turned caster
he used to do guitar songs
>not muting casters and listening to EVERLASTING DANCE TRAX SUPER EUROBEAT 180
Smdh
>>146653873
He's one of the old school figureheads of Swedish Dota
>>146653896
>VG.R.mikasa
what the fug? where did that NONO guy go?
>>146653949
family issues
secret won this game lmao what a shit draft
>TI6 Qualifiers w/ @Llamadownunder & @RyuuDota
why is this allowed
>>146652668
When are the UK qualifers?
>Behind The Overlay
EVERY TIME
If this multicast stream doesn't stay on secret's game, there better be consequences.
>>146653873
The premier swedish language dota caster.
>>146653949
subbed out cause of "family issues" (being shit)
>>146653949
"FAMILY ISSUES" after VG-R were playing like crap with him :DDD
FAMILY ISSUES NO JOKE SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN VGR ARE IN THE SHITTER BECAUSE OF HIM
EVERY DAY
>>146653949
>>146653896
Holy shit, Based Mikasa is actually on the team now?
They might win for once.
>>146653621
Man Sweden are such a bunch of fucking cucks. Even Reddit fucking hates LlamadownSyndrome at this moment. In fact, Slacks casting would be preferable to Llama casting. That is how bad she is.
>>146653980
diversity you stupid CIS male scum!!!!
https://twitter com/Peterpandam/status/746794654788530176
>WEW
>>146653860
Ld is generally pretty good, haven't heard him cast anything during these qualifiers though >>146653864
every single day
NICE CAST RETARD
EVERY DAY
Can someone who actually knows what they're talking about tell me what's the problem with Alliance? No meme opinions please. If have under 6k mmr and you're going to shout LULda don't bother replying. My mmr is too low to understand why they win some impressive games against good teams but still constantly get 1-2 in bo3 during recent tournaments
>>146653883
This, best teams should go regardless of region. It should also be qualifiers in a lan environment, like the chinese are doing now in shanghai. A lot of smaller csgo tourneys even have teams in a lan setting for qualies, so it honestly can't be that hard to do.
>iG is 3-0
what
who else is ready to watch our guy Synderen knock team Reddit down a notch?
>>146653864
universe was on the team during TI4 too though
Why is the shittiest region, and the region with least teams, the one that bitches the most?
Legit serious teams from Europe will be left out of TI because NA and SEA needed mandotory qualifier slots for their joke teams
>>146653989
>tfw a secret fangay so have to watch all their games, even if that means listening to llamadownsyndrome
>ESC picked Tinker
Secret wins.
>>146653860
he was good comparatively at the time
other casters improved, while he (and much of BTS) did not
>>146654081
>Europe
>serious team
Nice joke
>>146654081
If EU teams are so good why don't they play in NA?
Team Tinker tried that shit last year
>>146653860
>casted IG v Navi
>casted the best TI Finals to ever exist
>has a dota casting empire
how can anyone even compete with Our Jew David ' LD ' Gorman?
>>146653939
>not mango bay
smdfh tbqh
How do TNC keep winning? All they do is draft deathball linesup and teams keep losing to it.
>>146654081
I'm saving this for when NA wins TI6
>people are actually not watching in client
???
>>146654081
because valve are too scared to pull the plug on na dota and just keep EG as a perma invite as long as they keep a relatively similar roster
now you get EU teams living in NA getting easy invites
>>146654120
You have to play from NA to qualify from NA.
People don't want to risk being shot.
>>146654086
Why don't you go ingame? You can see first hand how EE fucks up?`
>>146654103
MOONMEANDER WAS RIGHT
KEKVA IS A BURDEN
Beesa deserves a good team
Maybe after EG wins TI6, Fear will retire and he can join them.
>overlay
What does he mean by this?
>>146654143
power of DotADeMoN909
>>146654156
>having this trash installed
>>146654086
joke of a caster for a joke of a team
>>146654156
>>146654156
>having Defense in the Ancients 2 installed in your personal computer
lmao'ing at your life family
>>146654068
the power of hyundai_420
>>146654197
>deserve
Theres that word again
SOMEONE TELL THEM TO REMOVE THE OVERLAY
>>146654197
Man PPD is drinking some serious koolaid
>>146654120
you mean DC and col?
jesus christ they still haven't fixed the fucking overlay
>>146652819
Secret won Shanghai though?
>>146654227
of*
>>146654171
>people actually don't realize that dc and col are na organizations that ended up acquiring eu players after roster changes
>being this european
>german player randomly shit all of a sudden
just like the nation
Bulba thouhg
>>146654291
Shanghai secret had one NA player.
Hop to the multicast stream fuckers, don't give that poor excuse of a caster free (you)s
>>146654313
>>146654291
like pottery
>>146652968
It's not the NA qualifiers, it's the Americas qualifiers, ie both north and south America. Vulture is fine.
>>146654143
Because SEA is PURE trash
>>146654313
If NA scene was competitive why aren't Mason stacks beating DC/CoL with their yuro reinforcements?
>ebin /int/ me mes are all over reddit and even twitch chat, spammed by 14 year olds everywhere
>still a-ok to post over and over again here
No wonder these shit threads are dead
>Secret losing to no name whos
LMAO EU DOTA
>>146654376
>not ingame+player's perspective
??
Why is Llamadownunder allowed to exist?
EXCUSE ME
Why doesn't Puppey "Clement" Ivanov drop his Tranquil Boots when he's jungling?
YO HOL UP , REDDIT HATES LLAMA NOW SO DOES THAT MEAN WE LIKE HER NOW?
IS THAT THE REASON WHY LD KEEPS ON INVITING HER TO EVENTS?!
>>146654332
Why is there no good UK team?
What is happening guys?
>>146654197
NA and SEA will always be like this since they do constant roster changes. The current rosters of teams like Voidboys, EG BULBA, KEKS etc will just jump a few players around like a juggling act and try again in a few months for the next Europe major.
However this is why Valve keeps lowering the invites. We are down to 6 invites with a ton more qualifiers being played and 2 wildcard slots. Teams are just whiney shits about muh invite muh work I did 5 months ago
>>146654405
The team they are beating finished higher than any NAshit in major ;^)
>>146654442
Escape would be top3 contender in NA, lmao
>>146654463
welcome to yesterday retard
>>146654463
well he isn't wrong desu
peter is some uber beta cuck and wouldn't dare opening his mouth in real life
>all the good EU teams are CIS
>members of the union of yuropeon cuckolds attempting to take credit for them
>>146654463
I would say banter but those are murliards
>>146654446
i'm poor,that's fucking why, god fucking dammit
AAAAAAAA FUCKING HELL MY OLD PC IS DEAD AND I CANT AFFORD A NEW ONE
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEE
>>146654557
Mad is French
>>146654461
>Why is there no good UK player?
ftfy
>>146654557
Do any of you memeing /int/ fucknuts know ANYTHING about dota? Mad is french.
YESYESYESYSEYESYESYESYS DEMON GHOGOOGOGOGOGO
>>146654579
>tfw AMD Athlon xII X2-270 dual core
>tfw 2GB RAM
>tfw PC upgrades are expensive as all hell in Argentina
end my life pham
>>146654623
But there is?
>>146654579
i AM SORRY ANON
>RTZ playing timber every game
Post yfw llamadownunder casts the ti finals with siractionslacks
>>146654605
>>146654648
Why would I bet talking about mad?
>>146654551
and 7ckngMad is a beta who wouldn't shut ppd up if he did
it would be the battle of the betas with no one taking the first shot. they're probably just stand at each end of a room passive-aggressively tweeting.
IDS HABBENING!!!
>AnneeDroid deserves a talent invite to TI6Request (self.DotA2)
submitted 13 minutes ago by Immortaljoeycloud
>A few months ago she was still typically casting for an audience of hundreds. To suddenly step up and be able to cast/analyse at the biggest DotA qualifier event for 12 hours a day, in front of tens of thousands of spectators with other big names, is more than impressive.
>I know lots of people say she's not yet top tier commentator, but I think she's very close to it, and her casting of the Regionals have been solid with improving analysis/predictions as the qualifiers went on.
>There's over a month from now to the Main Event, so she can use this weekend's experience to improve her high speed precision hype casting.
I vote to have her cast at least some of the group stage/wildcard games @ TI6.
>>146654556
>EU qualifier standings 26.6.2016, 15:58
>Top 4 is 3 EU teams and 1 CIS team
>5th and 6th spots are shared between 2 EU teams
>Bottom 4 teams are all CIS teams
YOU LITERALLY
CANNOT FABRICATE
A SCENARIO LIKE THIS
>>146654556
it's because all the good EU teams have already been invited you mad amerikek
>>146654684
Hero is good in basically any situation. Once you get Bloodstone you are on cruise control.
>like AM
>CHOTTOmeister is the only one who uses him
>>146654671
how many valve events have they won ?
or got to the finals ?
top 4 ?
top 8 ?
top 16 ?
>>146654667
>tfw 64gb of fastest DDR4
>tfw watercooled 6700k + 2x1080s
i have no feels
>>146654705
The worst part is Daneliecasts is the best female caster but LD wouldn't pay for a ticket from australia so nobody knows who she is
>>146654697
Adelaide?
>>146654705
>No name goes from being a literal who to doing TI6 qualifiers
>nah this isn't big enough of a jump lets have her at TI too!
Fuck off, its like wanting Sheever to sit there and cast a game with Slacks.
>>146654704
true but mad is some poor half mudslime tho, that ranks him infinitely higher than sheltered white boy peepeedee
>>146654671
Onus on you to prove it
>>146654756
>best female caster
Aren't there like, 3 total?
>>146654689
Based Fluff would never let that happen
>>146654697
marmalade?
>>146654706
?
>VP - CIS
>Secret - NA
>Escape - no name whos (EU apparently)
>FF - CIS
>>146654705
She's alright, I don't mind if she gets an invite.
>>146654838
this time i want to impregnate you
>>146654839
Well one has to be the best
>>146654725
Madara used AM aka Good TB earlier to btfo Shitus Throw
Why does Bulba keep dying with the watermelon
NA please, take bulba back
TAKE HIM BACK
>>146654697
>Kaipi
>Having a chance at participating on a Valve event
Oh, you poor thing
>BF into vlads
What do you think of EE's build?
>puppey outfarming bulba
i am happy he knows bulba is shit so he needs to step up as a core
>Madara Juggernaut
It's over, Ad Finem won.
>>146654505
Of course, there are no americans on Escape
>>146654912
this is the standard am build? lol
>>146654967
are you from adelaide? Or just a nick you choose randomly?
>>146654956
>QoP
uh...
>ENVY
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
FIND A WORST CARRY PLAYER
I DA RE YOU
ENVY :DDDD
>envy
HAHAHAHA
>EE
BAFFLED
>Era literally 1v3s
Holy shit
HAHAHAHAHA >EE
>>146654912
>going burning build against potentially heavy lockdown lineup
oh my god EE
He is such an unbelievably bad player.
>EE
>>146655030
Illidan Stormrage
SCIENTISTS
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
BAFFLEITIS HAS RETURNED
TAKE HIM BACK
What's the current standings for the SEA tiebreacker? Just tuned in to TNC vs fnatic, what matches have been played so far?
>EternalEnvy
SCIENTIST STATUS?
Is it possible for Secret not to make the Double Elims at this point?
i am 4.5k mmr
what are my odds of replacing EE
>Trying to Mana Void a Morphling with Linkens
Not even 3k's do this kind of shit
yet again artour has to 1v5
Is it time?
fuck I'm watching the euro I didn't catch EE baffling
>yfw secret doesn't make it out of the qualifiers
>>146655030
arteezy
>>146655110
ETERNALLY BAFFLED
Don't laugh at me please
I still believe.
>>146655084
I am gonna be there in a month I think. Bj?
>>146655110
BAMBOOZLED
BEWILDERED
B A F F L E D
>>146655171
lmao what were you saying kid
Is PPD the whiniest cunt in the dota scene?
Is there even another contender for the title?
Someone please make a webm, i want that in my EE baffling collection
also
>Arteezy
>>146655165
i predicted the same
am/morph seemed the best bets
dazzle was good too but its synderen so its impossible to bet on him
>>146655089
fnatic beat execration
tnc vs execration is after this
Secret fanboys on suicide watch
Secret will never ___________
Apologize.
This is so sad.
>it's a puppey drafts himself non-supports like axe enigma enchantress game
>>146655287
Ops meant coffee. How about a coffee then?
>Give Era space to farm instead of Cuckva for once
>Win
HOW DOES BULBA KEEP GETTING ON TEAMS?
>>146655303
sorry
>>146655316
FUCK OFF ADELAIDE IS MINE!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Envy
>Not mid level support player
Will our girl dismantle VP?
>>146655303
>filename
i thought he got some medications and therapies for this?
SECRET FUCKING LOST
THIS GAME IS ENTIRELY ON THE AM AKA EE
THERES NO WAY THEY LL WIN
>everyone complaining about female casters when ryuu is by far the worst caster at the hub
like seriously how does this faggot keep getting casteing jobs?
>>146655362
SOURCE
>>146655374
yeah he's on valium _and_ adderall now
This morph though
Yeah I am pretty sure Secret are just bunch of demoralized shitters now.
Too bad.
Where the fuck was the AM in that fight?
What the fuck is envy doing?
>>146655387
>corstering jobs
>>146655351
You are not in Straya are ya mate? I am gonna be driving from Sydney to Adelaide next month. Whats wrong with a coffee?
Wow, bzz isn't too bad actually.
>>146655387
>like seriously how does this faggot keep getting casteing jobs?
Yuros and SJWs.
>>146655446
he blew his load on the morphling kill attempt
when void chronoed he has to bail or morph was going to blow him up
>prediction on who gets killed last
>it's between era and fucking synderen
just retire from AM ee
>Morph ' not relevant since TI2 ' ling
>winning a game
wtf is going on?
>>146655387
if you only see the face you could think its a mtf trans
>>146655387
This. Holy fuck, this so much. The sole fact that he's been at a TI panel once is just simply baffling. Llama's shit, but he's honestly on another level of shittiness
>>146655402
ooh can't wait for when the addy wears off completelyi hope it's after they shitcanned secret
>>146655303
I'm sorry Era
ryu is actually so stupid
>>146655387
BREEEHHHHH
>>146655446
Are you blind? AM was in Chrono and had 200HP and he blinked to safety.
>THE FIRST FUCKING GAME I SEE MORPH WIN
>AGAINST SECRET
lmao.
How the fuck is the axe getting 2 shot
Did they buff adaptive or eblade?
>RTZ
HOW MANY MORE GAMES DO SECRET NEED TO LOSE IN ORDER TO NOT QUALIFY FOR TI
BREXIT?
MORE LIKE SECREXIT
>>146655493
miracle made morph relevant again
>Secret
>Three interesting games happening at once
>Only have two monitors
This isn't fair
Honestly with Secret playing like this they might as well not make it to TI. There is no chance they will do well, it would be a sad spectacle.
What the fuck is this Void doing? He literally has done this 3 times
Solo chronos people super far from his team for no fucking reason
>>146655528
>lvl 12 vs lvl 20
Uhm
>>146655540
they need to lose in the playoffs if they dont get the highest score in this bO1s
>doubting
shiggy diggy
>>146655578
You mean hilarious spectacle
>>146655550
Sexit
\!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ ACHTUNG \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/
SECRET IS LOSING TO SYNDEREN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SECRET IS LOSING TO SYNDEREN
\!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ ACHTUNG \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/ \!/
>HAVE 3 NORTH AMERICANS ON YOUR TEAM
>ENTER EUROPE QUALIFIERS
>LOSE
uhh secret?
Is secret really losing to synderen and era?
>>146655555
>>146655635
>\!/
what
>FEEDRYN has zero deaths vs secret
only yaptard feeding today it seems
>>146655573
>not having a phone to use for the least interesting game
kys
>>146655362
>Luna will never ride your dick and let you cum inside her
Why even live
>>146655551
Morph is not relevant this game
its all on the Tinker and void
Morph was there for the cleanup up until it got big but he is still not required for them to win
>>146655590
But doesnt the axe have like 1400 hp?
>>146655634
That's reserved for Sweden
>>146654756
how is llama DOWN UNDER not from austrlia
>>146655657
Bulba tho
>Morphling is higher in networth than a hero who is supposed to peak at 30 minutes or earlier
>everyone was thinking they were doing this as a formality
What? Does this girl remember that all 5 members of Secret placed last in Manila Major and are definitely a regional qualifier midcard team?
SWNL
S4 Will Never Lose
>inb4 TNC lose to Excecration
Holy fucking faggots are losing to MORPHLING + SYNDEREN
They're fucking done as a team
>>146655693
Doesn't Morph have like 200 agility and a BKB to not get fucked by Axes Blademail?
>EU actually has some sort of a competition with a decent level of dota going on
>meanwhile NA
Is picking QoP the "Its time to lose" hero?
Is there a way for Secret to turn this around?
>i rate puppey
>>146655752
>BKB to not get fucked by Axes Blademail
anon...
>synderen gets to spend years analysing secret games from the caster desk, for FREE
>once he learns their weak point he goes back to pro play
>shitstomps secret
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?
how is Escape Gaming so good?
they literally have synderen in their team lmao
>>146655752
>bkb
>helping vs blademail
>>146655752
But like i dont remember morph dealing 1400 damage with just linkens eblade
Did they buff his agi gain?
>IG 3-0
what happened? I thought they're absolute trash
>>146655752
Blademail goes through BKB now. It returns things as the damage they are done. Aka Morph just right clicks Axe and the damage goes through BKB because its physical.
>There was open qualifier predictions
>I wasn't informed in any way
what the fuck gave you fat fuck I paid money for this shit you could at least inform me when you put a fucking flash predictions up and during midsummer of all times
>>146655785
Era DCs or has a stroke and Synderen suddenly remembers who he is
>>146655805
Synderen has been winning regional qualifiers since forever, my dear newfriend
>Secret
>france
Why are these idiots focusing on a shitty SEA match?
>>146655792
>I evaluate puppey
>>146655856
If he makes it through here, it would be the third time he's gotten to TI through qualifiers.
>>146655785
Not playing like shit would probably do it, but I don't think there's any chance of that happening.
>>146655834
>im an ignorant piece of shit
suedois oui
>>146655834
i hope you learned your lesson
>>146655806
SHOTGUN DEALS MAGIC DAMAGE YOU TWAT
>>146655797
Their weakness is fucking terrible drafts and zero coordination
>Let's draft 4 cores, one of whom being Anti-Mage, and round off the team with a nice Shadow Demon support
what kind of dumbfuck pub lineup
>>146655856
that's like 10 years before he became a professional caster tho
Are there anyone who seriously thinks secret would qualify? I mean you have BULBA on the team ,he's a clear indicator of a tier 3 team
Fucking farmed Tinker and Morph
There's no way for Secret to win this..
I'm sad that puppey wont be at TI
>BTS hacked AGAIN
>>146655797
>gets to spend years analysing secret games from the caster desk
as opposed from watching live or replays from home like every other pro?
JIMMY IS THROUGH
If a team picks up Bulba are they subconsciously thinking "I don't want to win anything anyway"?
>>146655910
Puppey is really greedy with his Pos4 Axe drafts. It works well when he has Dark Seer for Bulba because he an get Surge and Ion Shell and run at people.
>>146655670
>>146655635
someone distributed a wordfilter much of d2g uses that includes / ! \
>>146655938
at home you dont get to discuss tactics with Tobi and LD
>>146655904
>buying bkb to not shotgun the blade mail
>not buying bkb so that am doesnt burn all your mana
you know you have full control over your hero and items so you dont have to blow yourself up on the axe bm with the shotgun right?
>>146655873
Because 3-way tie matches and Jimmy might win
>>146655795
Yes? :3
>now they move to a slav who game
SHOW SECRET AND ESC
FUCK
""""""PREMIER"""""" STUDIO
>>146655953
he has to beat execration next
At least envy is still farming, they're not 100% out of it yet.
>>146655953
classic jimmy
>>146656026
Uh, you know you don't have to just watch the main stream, right?
>>146656026
theres a dedicated stream for it you sperg
Separate EU/CIS qualifiers for TI7
It's not fair that NAdota gets same amount of qualified teams
>>146655953
THE
DOTA
DEMONNNNNNNNNNN
>>146656026
there's more than one stream, dumbo
nothing like slav's 9 streams doe
>>146655910
Their weakness is having EE playing carry if he didnt sucked they could have a chance
they also gave arteezy timber despite he was worthless this game because they expect him to carry the game 1v9 like he almost did vs Illidan stack
>>146656058
lets just hope he can ult a hero and not a creep this game
>>146656087
It's not fair?
>>146656026
Watch ingame you gigakukkold
>>146656026
>people still fall for this bait
>>146656012
but the only team which jimmys team didn't beat is white fries gaming
>>146656058
If Void manages to Chrono AM while Tide is also in the Chrono, AM will melt to Dagon Aghs Tinker and Morph
GUYS
IS SYNDEREN DOING IT?
These greeks are fucking shit senpai/
>>146656143
pity (You)
>>146656126
Hey man can you tell me how do I install Dota 2 game client on my iPad? Thanks in advance!
>>146656148
If there's a tie for #1 they play tiebreakers always, regardless of which team won in the round robin
>>146656158
>still hasn't died
I think he has a script that makes Secret not see him or something
>rtz in charge of hitting trees with his chain
>RTZ
Wat
VOID HAS LITERALLY ONLY DONE SOLO CHRONOS ALL GAME
HOW DID HE NOT PRESS ONE BUTTON
why is reddit always getting buttblasted over this guy? is he the ourest of our guys?
>bloodstone tinker
AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL CONVERT THIS FARM LEAD INTO LOSING THE GAME
>>146656215
I did it through my Facebook
apologize.
>>146656215
Sell your glorified iPhone and go buy Surface?
>>146656236
Thats what happens when I play Timber, but I am 3k
together we must all collectively laugh at Secret
HAHAHAHA
Can he actually make it to TI?
>SYNDERN 007
bulba though
>>146656262
>>>https://www.reddit.com/r/peterpandam
>Secret just letting ESC take a lane of rax for free
How generous!
>Misery in Twitch chat
So was this game EE's fault as usual? I didn't watch so I don't know.
>Losing to a fucking Morphling+Tinker+Void
>Losing to Synderen stack
Jesus Puppey you really fucked up this time
M-M----MMMMMMMUHHHH AXE PICK
MUH TIDEHUNTER
MUH TIMBERSAW
>>146656231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUC8dJ0D6sA
Are OG the only metaforgers left in this game?
Suddenly every tinker is going aether lens aghs.
>>146656308
REMINDER SYNDEREN MADE IT TO EVERY TI HE TRIED TO GET INTO
Is secret eliminated if they lose this game?
>>146656262
ppd is so alpha apparently
I bet slotherina and mary are wet to tits right now
>Pick Luna
>Win
???
>>146656370
He did have one retarded death to morph early on.
>leave team to kill courier while they're getting killed
nice up and coming offlaner
BASED PUPPEY
>>146656384
just like old times
>>146656363
AM Timber really don't care
2 lanes would be annoying to deal with because one of them would always have to TP back while Era can just replicate
>KHEZU
LITERALLY WORST VOID PLAYER KNOWN TO MAN
>DOUBTING
when will you dotards learn?
What is this TImbershit taking LITERALLY NO DAMAGE from the farmed carry?
>>146656384
moonmeander is secretly a disciple of tribe_tajikistan
he was doing refresher eblade spectre back before it was a meme.
poor era
did anything fun happen during the hub/mafia last night lmao why am i even asking of course nothing did
HOLD UP SHITREKT IS LOSING TO SYNDEREN?
THIS IS WORSE TO LOSING TO NAVI AND GIVING ARTSTYLE A RAMPAGE.
Nice bkb as always by EE
>cuckva
>1 man chrono from the "professional" video game player
>>146656483
His real name is pronounced crazy-you
>bts talking about nolan and alignment charts
C O M F Y
>>146656503
slacks called team Mongolz mongoloids
>>146656504
Hasn't synderen won like 10 TI qualifiers?
And then finished last at the actual event.
>>146656554
>Adrian "Era" Kryeziu
it's like pottery
>>146656475
Problem is not that he's not taking damage. It's dealing bullshit damage while taking no damage. Definitely needs nerfs.
Artour should get Aghanim Scepter
>>146656535
>blow chrono
>kill am
>force buyback
>back off
>go again 1min later with chrono up
pretty simple logic anon, dunno how you cant understand it
lmao, apparently Synderen is called "Syndermen" is Ru community which quite literally means "son of shit".
>>146656504
>Not knowing the Synd curse
Take him into your team to qualify for the TI but place last at the actual event.
Is there a Dota 2 player that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH London Conspiracy Madara? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about XtremeXPC International Madara who played mostly third position offlane role and placed 2nd in Battle of Central Europe Season 1 against Oslik Gaming playing Dark Seer and Doom. Hell, I'm not even talking about the Madara that placed 1st in GameAthlon Greece LAN and eGaming 2014 Greece LAN. I'm also not talking about the Madara that placed 2nd in Dota Regions against Not Today playing Nature's Prophet and Faceless Void or the Madara that placed 2nd in GFinity League against GOOMBA Gaming. I'm definitely NOT talking about the Madara that placed 1st in Dota Legends against Skarmory playing Tidehunter and Faceless Void. I'm talking about London Conspiracy Madara with 1st place at Star Ladder Pro Series Season 11 playing Luna and Jakiro and placed 1st at Deadly Gaming Cup Season 1 playing Juggernaut, Viper, Alchemist, and Slark and placed 1st MSI Dragon Battle #2 playing Troll and Puck and capable of knocking out EG at MLG with teammates like Keyser Soze, SkyLark, SKANKS224, standin ThuG and team captain SsaSpartan that plays position 1/2 core heroes like Leshrac, Queen of Pain, Gyrocopter and Phantom Lancer while being very skilled at both securing farm and executing team fights.
>>146656370
mainly puppeys
>>146656657
Slav here, not true at all.
>Syndermen
This doesn't even make sense. Cиндepмeн?
Adelaide, where did you go?
>>146656682
clan_iraq
>>146656657
pffttt hahahaha he said shit lmao MOM he said shit!!!!
>>146656713
my steam slav buddy told me that senpai
>>146656475
Shivas and Reactive Armor
>>146656609
Probably should lose the pull back damage on Chakram. Send and Pull does retarded amounts of pure damage instantly on a low CD.
>180 pass
>100 per second at level 16
>another 180 when passing back through
The second instant of passing damage shouldn't be a thing.
why does nobody build solar crest anymore? with so many str cores around wouldn't it be good?
>>146656625
Sounds good, the problem is the: "kill am" part.
Going Damageless Void just means he's tickling him in the chrono, and the positioning is always so dogshit that Era will never be able to attack into the chrono
B A F F L E D
A
F
F
L
E
D
>EE
>ee
JACKY "TEAM?" MAO
>Eternalshitvy.
I'm glad N0tail stopped supporting this retard.
LOL
B A F F L E D
SCIENTISTS BAFFLED
>That luna aghs
BASED ILLIDAN HOLY SHIT
god fucking damnit envy
not again
nice chronos
Remind me why envy is relevant
>secret choking
>vp as well
come on now
>>146656751
you must feel pretty silly right now
Every day
THATS WHAT SHEEEE SAID
Chrono AM
That's IT
THAT'S HOW YOU WIN
>i'm seeing white stuff fly everywhere
>that's what she said
I DONT KNOW WHO THIS GUY IS BUT HE IS _SO_ BANNED
Secret is actually losing to Synderen and Era. This is humiliating.
HOW IS THE STREAM LAGGING IN FUCKING EU.
>>146656810
>>146656803
>>146656802
>>146656789
>>146656787
>>146656781
>>146656776
>>146656774
I mean, really? Why does she just keep doing that? Honestly he makes 3Lans look like a good carry
>doubting
oh my god this cast
can't anybody else stream this shit
where the fuck are you joindota
top lel that was a funny one
Why hasn't SK or CLG picked up a DotA2 team yet?
BASED RYU.
>>146656871
Era has been the best carry player for years
Is there a more disgusting accent than the Australian accent?I'm Australian btw
>>146656868
It's Ryuu, the walking Holocaust.
DOTARDS?
>>146656881
notail is a brilliant player
>>146656907
maltese accent
>>146656884
they missed the ES stun on tides tp
>>146656713
>>146656743
Nah, mate, I see what he's saying. It's basicly syn derima like in cын дepьмa.
>>146656907
seamonkeys, french canadians, indians
>>146656883
why does he have a dslr
>>146656907
south african is worse
singaporean is the worst
>>146656884
Fuck off
llama is fine
ryu is a fucking double digit iq sub human retard
hoyl shit what a fucking moron
has redit made a ryuu appreciation thread yet?
>>146656907
lebanese for starters, you should already know this
>secret loses in 3 mins
>>146656959
Even Reddit hates llama
>>146656881
multiple lans is actually a good player though.
top fucking kek secret
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463351043
CAN THESE RETARDS JUST RECONNECT.
is there any good cfg for this game?
>>146656923
>Lebanon losts to this
I'm okay with this
>>146657005
yes. reddit hates our girl
Why doesn't Khezu transition into a carry?
>Llama + Ryu hate thread on the front page
You know shit is fucked up when even Reddit had enough
Secret is literally going to get knocked out of the qualifiers by SYNDEREN.
Sad.
>>146657014
>http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463351043
th-thanks
>It's a 'pos 3-5 think they have higher farm priority than a hard carry so they blow all of their nukes stealing entire creep waves and then wonder why they have no hard carry 30m later' episode
>bulba thouhg
nice ravage fuckwit
Khezu is so fucking bad holy shit
They play like fucking idiots every game.
Just a bunch of five solo players and that's it.
SHITREKT FUCKING LOST TO SYNDEREN STACK
CAN IT GET ANY MORE EMBARRASSING?
ho
ly
SHIT
SECRET LOSING TO LITERALLY WHO
YOU CAN'T
MAKE THIS SHIT UP
SECRET IS DONE
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
goodbye secret
holy shit secret
S C I E N T I S T S B A F F L E D
>>146656901
CLG did, that team had THE Lacoste on it
and loda, pajkatt, misery and akke
I assume that picking up a Dota 2 team is way harder than a League or CSGO team. That said, most CSGO teams are just more inconsistent than Dota 2 teams
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW CAN SECRET LIVE THIS DOWN?
>>146657136
>CAN IT GET ANY MORE EMBARRASSING?
they could lose to F3 and Empire
youve been troeled
>>146657059
Im sorry bros but any team that knocked out EG or Secret in qualifiers gets automatic our guy status.
Say hello to this list of our guys:
Synderen
qojqva
YapzOr
Era
Khezu
SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW OUR GUYS
>SECRET WILL WIN THE QUALIS NO PROBLEM
>THEY WERE JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
>Secret
Mess with the best, Die with the rest.
>our boys synderen and Era actually doing it
Beautiful
wow that's at least an 8.5
SHITREKT WILL NEVER WIN
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? THE FUCK HAPPENED TO EUROPE?
Secret might not make it at all lads
Remember to thank slavs for removing anime
>>146656868
People actually listening to these degenerates?
>>146657014
why do ticketed games show up on dotabuff without delay? it's really fucking annoying actually. they should fix that
lmao secret would lose to voidboys
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYEsaydrtI
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYEsaydrtI
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYEsaydrtI
YES YES YES YES YES YES
FUCK SECRET
FUCK EE
FUCK ANIME
FUCK RTZ
How do you go from winning a Major, being one of the best teams in EU to this? What happened?
Apologize
Is Secret not going to TI6 now?
How do you even lose game to Void+Morph+Tinker
You have AT LEAST 40 minutes of time to GET SHIT DONE against such farm heavy cores?
That's just horrible game from everyone on Secret.
>Hey let's just ignore the ursa all game
I'm not quite sure I understood AF's game plan here.
jesus that morph had 43 armor by the end of it
>>146656923
This is why 6 invites were a good decision
Open qualifier #2 team, topping out
>>146657215
TIPPEST OF TOPPEST LAUGHS
gg, its time to remove EE
yo is secret out 4 realz?
>>146657186
I LOVE THIS POST, AND HAVE FOR YEARS
VINDICATED
apologize /d2g/
Hi /d2g/ bros
I'm the captain of radiant team
What went wrong? please go easy on me
>drinkingboys
>vulturgaming
NA dota is stronk
>Arteezy still dc's without saying gg.
>>146657182
F5 you mean? secret already got beaten by them a while ago today, http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2462991375
>>146657241
what happened to mynuts anyway
>>146657186
based troelposter
>>146657272
Very possible, I think they could still end up in wildcard though depending on how everything else goes.
ryu is incredibly awkward around llama what the fuck
>>146657319
No he means Flipsid3
>>146657236
YOU KICK YOUR GOOD PLAYERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH A TEAMWRECKING ANCHOR
ppd is such a fucking whiney bitchbaby
like holy shit is there anyone more unlikable than him?
>>146657236
kick your good players and replace them with honeypot players :^)
SO ARE SECRET CONFIRMED OUT OF TI6 NOW?
>>146657241
Dude in the middle looks like he needs a shower. s4 straight up looks like he's growing into a 'JUST' haircut naturally. Far right looks like a dyke. Second from the left looks like a faggot. Second from the right looks like he's got some skin problems. And all of them look like they're in dire need of a fucking ironed t-shirt.
>>146657323
Kicked by Loda for EGM.
Too bad Loda did not kick himself for Mynuts after because Mynuts played carry better than him during that time
So Secret has two games left now: flipside is a free win, but Empire could defeat them easily.
5-4 should still get them to the playoff brackets.
>>146657350
my bad.
>>146657358
He's right though?
who cares, its just a honeypot lan
TI7 on the other hand..
>>146657369
Team BenQ?
post zinderman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYnuh0DEyKs
>>146657358
no, not really. I used to pub in his bracket in HoN and he was infamous for being a faggot and the worst player in the hon competitive scene.
even swindle was better than peedur, remember this.
Not only is he dogshit at the game, he's also a bitter loser
EU LITERALLY ON FIRE
>>146657440
fuck so close
>>146657409
Empire will defeat Secret
>>146657418
This
TI7 has 100 million who cares about tiny prizepool
>>146657432
Mouz you fucking nimrod
>>146657385
>Dude in the middle
How can I take you seriously now?
>EG singlehandedly destroyed secret forever, sending their cancer to them and finally unveiling their true power level right before TI6
>the darling of the EU scene for almost 2 years is left in ruins and will never, EVER recover.
>disband imminent after they fail to qualify for TI6
VP better stop choking and push Secret out
>>146657473
bulba thouhg
>TWO DOUBLE KILLS BEFORE HORN
>TRIPLES AT 15 SECONDS
MOTHERFUCKING
SEA
DOTA
>these EU qualifiers
inb4 a billion qualifier games
>this shitty eurocuck music after every match
ebin
>Alliance are losing this one
Holy shit could they get any fucking worse?
>>146657186
>tfw the bell toels for you
SWEDEN YES!
>>146657490
I wonder who they're gonna flash sponsor for this years' TI
>>146657493
all LITERALLY WHO's + s4
APOLOGIZE D2G
>>146657409
>flipside
>free win
yeah just pick shadow demon and timbersaw as usual im sure it will go amazing ^_^
>secret in ruins
>jimmy playing his life out for the chance to get into ti6
Today is going to be a day of emotions huh?
Fucking TNC on their lifeline to get into TI6 right now.
>>146657316
>before game start
>gl synderchan :hug emote:
>when gg is called
>ragequit dc no gg
>>146657164
Am i the only one who thinks it looks like a deformed russel crowe?
Also
Who should i include in this picture
>>146657236
Misery and W33 are good at making space, W33 plays at getting kills instead of playing the game for example
Arteezy likes to be conservative and bulba though in general
This leads to puppey having to do shit which he never does cause he plays greedy with all heores but axe and PLD also having to do shit which he never does cause he has no initiative
All collapses under EE who must carry thing he never ever did for any team. If he is not gifted space and time he essentially doesn't exist in the game
So TS is essentially Arteezy+4 atm
>>146657547
MOOODDDDSSSSS
We don't actually have alliance fangays on d2g, right?
>>146657547
She's isn't real. She is a drawing.
>>146657494
Daily reminder of poopy wasn't trying to fuck PPD so hard he would have a WAY better roster than what he has now, and a direct TI invite.
Poopy will seriously have to consider suicide if he gets knocked out of quals.
>>146657547
>autistic animeneets minds literally broken with the fall of EE for good
Help, the based facebro deep within me is awakening
>>146657585
>Jimmy might make it to a TI and Puppey and RTZ won't
What a time to be alive
>>146657447
He was consistently throwing out some of the worst Chronos I've ever seen.
Apologize
OKAY BREAK IT DOWN
FLIPSIDE=FREE WINS
IF EMPIRE BEAT SECRET, SECRET IS PROBABLY OUT OF TI6
>Escape beat Vega
>Alliance beat PR
>Empire beat PR
>Secret beat F5
>F5 beat Vega
Secret literally needs to beat Empire to have a chance to play Bo3s. Secret probably cannot get first place.
troelled
IS THERE A DOTA 2 PLAYER STRONGER than AF.Madara.LootMarket?
>>146657606
Fluff and Arteezy
>>146657585
I will be so happy if jimmy does it.
>>146657614
There are a couple of swecucks around
>Alliance
LODA THROWING
Imagine playing this game for 10 years. Like Illidan or Puppey. Then imagine you lose to Synderen.
can we all agree this roster lock rule is fucking retarded
>>146657663
I always believed in you Era! THANK YOU ERA!.
>>146657664
Time to be a ruski shit for a day then.
>alliance wanted a direct invite
ayy
EVERYONE IS CRUMBLING
>>146657664
EMPIRE will beat Secret.
LAST TIME EMPIRE LOST TO SECRET
WAS IN 2015
2015
2 0 1 5
>>146657712
nope, it's awesome tbqhfam
>>146657712
>he's been troelld
>>146657606
fluff purge swindle
BASED THUG
BOB ROSSED
>>146657236
>Add 2 NA players
>Become shit
hmm..
>5-4
So they are 4-3 right now, having lost to F5, Escape, and VP?
I guess that means there is still hope.
Although Alliance, VP and Ad Finem are all also 4-3 so Secret needs to do better than 2 of those teams to get into the top 4 playoff bracket?
>>146653596
alliance literally lost at 46.23
>>146657694
Synderen has played Dota for a long time too, professionally.
>>146657712
It is. There is no chance it doesn't get outright moved or changed
Roster locks fucking 5 months before TI? What the fuck is the point of that?
>POST YFW AD FINEM CONFIRMED GOING FOR TI6
>>146657653
>autistic animeNEETs have mostly disappeared from d2g not because secret/EE is trash but because they've been necking themselves left and right as their last small light of any joy in life has been snuffed out
>a demographic which largely ends their own worthless lives voluntarily by their mid 30s or younger
>their anime addiction and complete dependence on the supernormal stimuli of japanese escapism has left them so incredibly mentally damaged that no rehabilitation is possible, all that can be done is to forestall the inevitable decline and movement into deeper gigaNEETism and associated boards (/a/, /jp/, etc)
Remeber when Puppey had a major winning team and decided to throw it all away to get Envy's buttbuddy and a trash NA offlaner? Good times.
Apologise
ummmmmmmmmm, dotards ???
The only way this TI could be better atm is if EG would get knocked out in qualifiers. Probably won't happen because PPD actually has a good team but lmao holy shit this is shaping up to be a good one. OG have been my guys since formation but honestly with all of these good teams I'll always have someone to root for unless finals is EG v. chinks (other than based VG)
>>146657712
did it died?
>Madara
how can anyone stop him?
>>146657712
if there wasn't that rule the current secret would have been a direct invite
instead we get teams who actually know how to play together
>>146657712
yea its pretty stupid
teams need to be allowed to swap rosters untill their 1st game at TI, all we care about is their potential, not how shit they actually are together
>>146657771
Yes, Secret has a free win in Flipside but have to face Empire. If Empire beat Secret, and the other top 5 win their games, Secret is out of top 5 which leaves Secret out of TI
>>146657743
>Empire lost to Escape and F5 too.
wew.
>>146657780
Yeah but... it's still Synderen.
>>146657712
It's fucking stupid as shit for the scene but it was pretty funny to see shitters say "E-EG will lose in open quals" and then having grant cast them BTFO'ing every single team
like those grant streams were almost worth it
>Alliance and Secret losing
>France losing
today is a good day
>post yfw
>>146657802
How can anyone even beat Madara.
>Alliance can't even get to playoff
HAHAHA
>>146657790
yes, i dont understand why that happened. EE is nowhere near TI winning caliber exceot from his farming. RTZ has the skills, but personality/maturity wise hes shit. Why would you ever get those two in a team
>>146657824
>>146657795
Man, I'm so fucking glad they've recovered after yesterday.
I was convinced they weren't going to make it.
I don't even know who to root for anymore
Where are my underdog fags at? what are we going to do lads?
apologize
>>146657669
just imagine Synderen gets into main event at TI and when they show up the teams he pulls that face when ESC GAMING gets called
>>146657874
>allinace out of the playoffs
>Secret potentially out of the playoffs
What went wrong?
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 34s34 seconds ago
Zzzzzz
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 34s34 seconds ago
Zzzzzz
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 34s34 seconds ago
Zzzzzz
Jonathan Berg @LodaBerg 34s34 seconds ago
Zzzzzz
i really hope madara can get into ti
>>146657856
>and the other top 5 win their games
Not possible, because some of those games are between teams in the top 5.
>>146657786
>a demographic which largely ends their own worthless lives voluntarily by their mid 30s or younger
kek it's true
that dazzle ult won that fight
>>146657856
>Alliance drop to 4-4
So I guess worst case for Secret (assuming Flipside doesn't knock them out of TI lmao) is a tiebreaker vs Alliance.
>>146657893
KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK
>>146657874
>Illidan and Synderen destroying everyone.
AY LMAO.
>>146657874
ЧTO ЭTO TAM ЗA ГPOЗHЫЙ ПAЦAH?
ГOPДOCTЬ POCCИИ Ф5. ИЛЛИДAH
>>146657931
Translation: Bulldog fucked up again.
LMAO
Come on RTZ.
>>146657795
Πούστη ομάρ μας γkάβλωσες πάλι
>>146657824
Are you talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara or Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara ?
>>146657874
Based illidan is going to win this
>>146657908
No singsing, no root
how are these qualifiers fair in any fucking way
EG and DC just get a free ride to TI, and they would honestly struggle against any team in top 6 euro right now
>alliance
>EU is just as bad as NA
>It's obvious it's just Secret, VP and DiG going to win
What, did you ACTUALLY think Madara would lose?
Alliance disband when?
>ALLIANCE IS OUT
BEST DAY EVER
jimmy "quest bar" ho is 1 game away from TI6
HOLY FCK
imagine PR knock out [A] again
same as last year
>>146657945
It's honestly sad but it's hard to feel bad for them when said people constantly shitposts about the superiority of a demographic with probably the highest rate of suicide on earth.
>>146658006
>EU is just as bad as NA
Said no one ever
>>146657905
APOLOGIZE
what the fuck
>qualifiers are played in Bo1 games
>basically cheesers get through
who thought this was a good idea?
REmemeber when Alliance was supposed to be a direct invite
>that item drop in front of alliance fountain
Savage
>>146658001
i'm honestly wondering why secret didn't enter the NA qualifiers and set up there, since EE/rtz/bulba are locals
L M A O ALLIANCE LOST TO THE GREEKS
>>146657931
DISBAND INCOMING
>>146658071
>60+ min games
>cheesers
Ποναει ποναει οταν η Ελλαδα σας γαμαει
also memes xD
How do you beat Madara?
>>146658001
>Digital ' let me tornado that guy getting beat up inside the chrono by our carry void ' Chaos
>free ride to TI
AYYYYYY
>>146658001
DC is made of 4 euros, they'd have no problem beating fucking SYNDEREN lmoa
>>146658075
it's probably beacuse the turk wanted the house to be in turkland
So the remaining games Puppey will give Artour something like Jugg or TB mid and try to 1v9 the game
Because you can't trust on PPY's drafts
You DEFINITELY cannot trust Envy with ANY FARM because he fucking does nothing
You can't trust Bulba at all, absolutely shit tier play for multiple games now
You CAN trust on PLD to save your core.
ti6 nerf perdictions
>beastmaster aura will only apply to himself and his minions
>riki blink strike damage reduced by 50%
>shadow demon max poison stacks reduced
>>146657931
why would he sleep after getting destroyed?
or is that swedish for "REEEE" or something?
>>146658049
Trannys are the highest
will AF use their TI money to repay greek debts now?
>>146657874
is it even possible to knock out Secret out of the playoffs?
Alliance will likely end 5 - 4 , but do ties go down to head-to-head or rematches?
It all comes down to the Empire game
>>146658113
εχω στοιχηματήσει σε όλα τα games τους.
α να δουμε
I see the curse of ppd is still going strong after cuckliance backstabbed Niqua right before TI5.
I wish I was still a NEET...
What did he mean by this?
>Merlini and Tobi casting next Secret match
thank you god
how is dp this fed at this time
what the fuck is seadota
>>146657908
Haven't you been following Dota recently?
Team Secret are the biggest underdogs there are. How can they not fuck everything up? Cheer for them with all your heart and against all odds.
Post yfw Secret doesn't make it to TI6
>>146658148
>beastmaster aura applies only to allied heroes and his hawk
There fixed
>>146658210
triple kill over the initial rune teamfight
>>146658210
DP got a triple kill at the horn
>we deserved an invite
>>146658257
>>146658257
>>146658257
new shitposts
I hope the greeks will get to TI desu
and next year the poland stack from attax
>start to feel tired
>3h untill last secret game
help anons
will turkish mafia guy torture the entire secret roster if they cant make it to ti6?
>>146658239
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/747067270107541504
https://twitter.com/adfinemgg/status/747066696498839553
GET HYP
>>146658183
>This is shitty man condolences.
Is PPD calling himself shit? I know he's the player on EG with the lowest mechanical skills and game sense, but he's alright at using /rdota 2's drafts in his pro games though.
What an odd tweet
>>146658148
disruptor kinetic field provides no vision
we're gonna make it to TI lads
>>146658296
so cute
>>146658296
gj komşu
>>146657874
Will Alliance move to NA to play those qualifiers next year?
2 years in a row they couldn't make it to TI through qualifiers.
>>146658481
not after trump bans all muslims entering usa
i guess they could play from canada
>>146657893
>>146657930
Is Alliance fully out? If they beat PR they are 5-4, and based on the other games left there could be multiple 5-4 in top 5
Based on the rules, tiebreakers are BO1s and not head to head results.
>>146658384
heck yeah, if they can beat secret, they can beat anyone!
>>146658601
basically all teams that have 4 wins have to lose their 2 remaining games
>>146658671
If Alliance win 1, and Secret win 1 and lose 1, they are both 5-4.
>>146658671
nah, they can go tie breaker with vp & secret
Apologize
LoL@secret. Going for the ops. Cross your fingers for another secret loss boys.
>>146658828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOTFEL4fjX4
>>146655362
SOURCE NOW!!
>>146655730
why is /ourgirl/ crying?
What the fuck is going wrong with www.twitch dot tv/beyondthesummit?
You have been timed out for 600000 seconds. Reason: nigger .
>>146656269
>fuck loads of sustain is bad on a hero that snowballs with the charges
>>146656907
pretty much any eastern european accent is fucking disgusting. this extends to turk/greek shitters in particular.
>>146653784
This
