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>STATISTICS
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
PREVIOUS MEMES: >>146658257
FUCK DOTA
azor madara
fuck /a/
FCUK
bulba thouhg
xth for watching RTZ player perspective while he farms and listening to Burial on a rainy evening.
>04. Burial - [Untrue #04] Ghost Hardware
Reminder that if you come from any of the following boards you should leave immediately and/or kill yourself:
>>>/sp/
>>>/tv/
>>>/v/
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/
>>>/g/
...and other "epic angsty teenager craving for attention" (aka Millenials) centrals
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>>>/o/
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>>>/his/
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Thank you for reading.
Poor EE
>>146668204
this, pretty much
>78 memes late
d2g is for cute boys only
>Europe has tier 1 teams
SECRET CAN STILL WIN. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.
If Synderen stack loses their next game vs Vega and Secret win theirs vs Empire, there will be a 3 way tie for 1st place. And then our guys Secret will win...won't they?
BELIEVE.
Secret deserve to win. They WILL win.
>>146668243
nothing wrong with /sp/ lad
>>146668243
What about /vr/ senpai?
>>146668243
>/g/ not approved
Who's the Steph Curry of Dota?
>>146668243
> /pol/
wahhhhh, I don't like differing opinions on issues people care about. Wahhhhh
>Poopey literally have to wipe blublas ass on the offlane
Pathetic
What's the most satisfying ability noise and why is it Echo Stomp?
>>146668341
Ritsu
he's a mechanical god but tilts easily
But seriously DK/Slark vs. TB and Razor is seriously SHIT DRAFTING from Puppey.
>>146668341
miracle
>>146668329
/g/ is just consumerism and shilling and has been so for years tbqh
>>146668350
>differing opinions
/pol/ is an echo chamber
>>146668243
>/g/ is not okay
>/a/ is
consider suicide
>>146668243
This is the official IBQC approve approval.
>>146668364
i'm pretty sure you mean double earth splitter
Whats the most autistic team that got invited?
>Escape starting to roll over Vega
Welp, Synd did it
>>146668356
Puppey loves his Axe that just makes his offlaner work.
>>146668243
how about you kill yourself
EMPIRE NO!
>>146668641
>lmao run at you with 4 people before 10 minutes strat
MVP started this, and everyone allowed this
>Empire TB maxes his W
I hope they lose.
>>146668341
I don't follow NBA, can you give a quick summary of him?
>>146668341
i dont watch basketball but ive seen a lot of memes recently with him winning everything then losing the actual finals
so hes like rtz
a "prodigy" that never won anything
i still believe
Reminder that you're posting on a containment board for sc2 general and that the greatest shitposters of all time was 2012 /scv/
If you aren't a /scv/-rapefugee please refrain from trying to shitpost and let the experts do their job.
Escape throwing against TB
3-way tie incoming (ebin)
THE PEOPLE WHO EXCLUSIVELY POST ON D2G SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF INTELLIGENCE CHARTS FOR SURE WITH HOW EASILY THEY GET BAITED INTO REPLIES
MOST LIKELY REDDIT tBh LAD
BAFFLED
>>146668710
He won the finals last year though
>>146668731
Sooo, if Secret wins and Escape loses that match, and then Secret wins the tiebreakers there's a hope for Artyom, without going on playoffs
>>146668517
>/lit/
>highest IQ
lmao
>>146668710
He won last seasons playoffs, went 73-9 in regular season.
He is a good player just not as good as LeBron.
>tfw you're a jack-of-all-tradesyes I've never had a rampage fuck you.
I've had them stolen away from me on multiple occasions.
>that feel when put too much faith in Invoker
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRST IN ALL THINGS YOU FUCK
>>146668694
>>146668292
>Empire losing
>Vega winning
THE DREAM BOYZ
Daily reminder that if you are a dotard,
you should leave.
>>146668329
According to the IBQC, videocard and smartphone discussion is inherently a millenial topic and thus detrimental/toxic to any board's integrity.
>>146668323
Approval pending.
>>146668301
Millenial central, 2nd /int/ since flags were introduced. Although insider info says that IBCQ is reviewing them again.
>>146668598
I do not browse any of the first section boards, so why should I?
>>146668517
That is an apocryphal IQ chart and DEFINITELY NOT IBQC related.
>>146668350
It's a hub for millenials, also an unfunny echo chamber that uses hate as their main tool of discussion, IBQC will NEVER approve such a bad board.
>>146668739
Original Shitposting Metaforgers
>>146668867
>>146668867
>Empire losing.
God you 2k'ers are fucking retarded
>>146668847
>Never had a rampage
Hey there, you're not alone
>>146668756
Based faceblitzstarcrump bro
>>146668739
>moot
caring about some random namefags
fucking newfags i swear
>>146668907
this gimmick has some good potential keep it up
>>146668756
When Blitz laughs he looks like a muppet
>>146668907
you speak like your 12 with your ibcq up your ass
>look my fellow mo... boarders I created this funnay thing haha XD it's now officially the coolest new thing, me included
what if wise would flee my footfall
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>EE probably wont be at TI6
>our guy DotaDemon will be
feels great
SWNL
RTZ HASNT HIT A SINGLE FUCKING POUNCE
SECRET GAME
IS ON EES BACK
ONCE AGAIN
Why do they do t his to themselves
why did they pick DK
why
>>146668292
Secret lost. They are about to get Terror-memed.
>shitrekt
R T Z
Why does G have phase boots on ember
why would he go phase over treads if he's not getting travels
>RTZ
EVERY TIME
>Secret
>Arteezy
Looks like these shitters won't be meeting EG in the TI6 finals
Artour does it again!
This whole "check me out guys I'm 'shit posting' XD" culture needs to fuck off already, everywhere I go on the internet it's the same /int/ and /pol/ shit
Even twitch chat is spamming about cucks and euros and amerifats, I'm surprised you faggots still think this shit is cool and edgy
I wanna be on a panal with Nahaz so bad
Just so I can make shit up and have him agree with me only to go back and say the complete opposite of what I said a couple minutes later and watch him agree with me again, and then tell me he was thinking that from the beginning.
>>146668731LUL
ARTOUR THOUHG
>>146669052
I am sorry to cause such a monumental amount of buttock pain on you.
>>146668854
>putting invoker ahead of a tb and a sven in networth at any point
>those pounce misses
It's like my 3k pubs!
>Arteezy
AHAHAHAHHAHA
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>>146669141
o WAIT
they gave the slark to arteezy
they can still do it
PEEEEDUR
TAKE ME BACK
AGAINAGAIN
>>146668450
Depends on the thread you go to.
I mean sure there are daily "Nvidiafags/AMDrones btfo" threads, but there are legitimately intelligent people who know what they are talking about.
I have had interesting programming related conversations with people there and have left knowing more than I did when I started, and I have gotten legitimate purchase advice.
On a side note, RTC what the fuck are you doing?
>>146669098
You have to stop posting those semen demons.
>EE always feeds so much lets give him an unkillable hero
Puppey thinking on the next level
>>146669287
>they gave the slark to arteezy
>they can still do it
Slark and DK are both bad picks vs. TB+Razor
>>146669196
based. thanks for posting this.
the stoic fly gets me every time
Where the fuck is Lesnar poster lmao. Demon Maradeur in two simultaneous games
I'm glad this trashcan casting is ending soon
>>146668847
i got my first one couple patches ago with OD, just spam op heroes
>>146669450
Of course Lesnar would be observing the games
>>146669364
i was going to post that arteezy is a good player who can carry them and with EE they would had 0 chance but then he missed that ES Pounce
Its like if arteezy actually hated his team and wanted them to lose
>EE is complete garbage
>LUL BA
>Arteezy goes from playing a 1v9 to a straight tilt
>Puppey is trying, but not too hard
>who is pie?
I don't believe anymore lads ;_;
>>146669467
I'm getting into Sven currently, so I might get it one of these days.
>puppey
Why do people want Secret to win, anyway?
jesus fuck
secret doesn't want it
I hope they disband if they don't make it
>le empire will win because they beat secret in some shitty online games
dee too gee b t f o
huh, terrorblade carrying another game, guess whos surprised
not me
>>146669450
He'll give us a breakdown of their performances after the games
>>146669575
we don't
arteezy deserves this for all the backstabbing he's done
has arteezy landed a single pounce all game?
>>146669575
Makes TI more fun when you can shitpost with/at them
><>146669450
>literally encouraging avatarfagging
kill la lill yourself
which game losing cancer do you get most pissed off at when theyre on your team?
natures prophet midas jungle?
or offlane "i didnt get a carry" windranger?
Fucking ivanov has zero fucking mechanical skill
No wonder he's legit 6k
>>146669575
Puppan and to a lesser degree Artoursky and EE are some of the most popular players.
>>146669575
Because Artour is the true underdog. He deserves that ti win under his belt
>>146669560
:goodjob:
Vega actually is beating Escape
If Secret wins, 3 way tie for first which means more BO1s
>>146669654
Wait, people still PLAY this crappy game?
>>146669696
Only puppan is likeable though. EE is just an autistic cunt and Artour is something else entirely.
>>146669753
>If Secret wins
so no bo1s
>>146669654
"Jungle LC"
How happy is Brock Lesnar?
People have been picking terrorblade constantly through the quals
guys
why do teams keep banning me first
i just want to show you how good i am
>>146669654
>Mjonir dragonknight
>>146669778
Well if Escape loses they still have to face F5 for the spot to TI
>>146669753
won't they just go by who beat who in the group?
Escape beat both secret and F5 so that would make them first no matter what
>>146669654
>cliff jungling anything
>offlane feeding relentlessly
>tinker building full dagon 5 when the enemy core is already halfway through bkb instead of hex
>cores trying to go for heroes instead of hitting the buildings and get kited and die
>shitters not knowing how to end games
>1000 other things that i cba to list rn
>Terrorblade 33 games 78.79%
>Elder Titan 35 games 68.57%
>Vega out already
>Trying to take Escape down with them
Please, I just want to see Synderen get in over Secret
>>146669753
There'll do another BO1 even if secret loses and Vega wins right?
>>146669920
it was this way in SEA demon beat both teams they were tied with BUT MUH RULES and they had to beat them again so i guess it will be the same in EURO
>>146669826
only one word does it justice hombre
titillating
>>146669654
windranger pick in general
encrapness
qop of pain
rubick, especially when there really arent any great steals on enemy team
>>146669940
Not today
>>146669654
Safelane Void
>>146669753
No they arent
Escape has the better late
at some point vega wont be able to win more fights
I actually really like fluff casting
calm voice
always focused on the game and what's going on
very knowledgeable on strategies and timings
>>146669920
First place is tiebreaker BO1s
5th is also tiebreaker BO1s
Head-to-head is for anything inbetween which will likely still be needed because alot of teams are 5-4
RAZOR IS SO FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCK YOU EMPIRE FOR PICKING THAT JOKE HERO
based puppan saves the day
>>146669986
Oh, you're right.
Okay, I'm ready for tie-breakers!
Is RTZ carrying this sorry team to victory
>>146670072
PLEASE somebody post the Warrun webm
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
how does secret play so cocky all the fucking time even if they're not ahead and the enemy team just bends over and makes the shittiest play FUCK
Come on Vega
Do it for Shitrekt!
>a regional qualifier winning team
>with synderen and qojqva on it
>not mouz
feels weird
>>146670160
Name 1 (one) way to fix Razor for this meta
Force staff is literally the best item in the game
>>146669971
If Empire beat Secret and Vega beats Escape, Escape goes to TI 7-2 first in group.
Secret might need to play BO1s for the 5th place tiebreaker with a bunch of other teams
>>146669654
Forgot to mention:
>shitters who pick #1 only to have 2 items at 25 minutes despite having an entirely uncontested lane
>>146670105
>Terrorblade
>Pushing from ghost lady
>Against an Invoker who gets shut down by an item
dont make fun of tobi ;_;
FLIPSIDE ARE ABOUT TO KNOCK OUT VP
are tiebreakers being played today?
NA DOTA IS STARTING
GRANT CASTING DC v VOID BOYS
>>146670105
ok they lost
nvm
>>146670287
Literally Kill WW win game
>>146670247
>>If Empire beat Secret and Vega beats Escape, Escape goes to TI 7-2 first in group.
No they go 6-3 you fucking retard and are tied 1st with F5
>VP CHOKING
FNG YOU FUCKING MEME MASTER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DRAFT
ESCAPE LOSES
ESCAPE VERSUS F5 FOR INVITE TO TI6
rage against the dying light rtz
>>146670194
>that tummy
How is the Escape game going?
>it's a tiebreakers script all over again
nice game guys
>maybe we can drug him
>I'm not even a cosplayer, Tobi
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
holy fucking shit nahaz
that fucking burn
>>146670235
I'm glad Fata made it.
>>146670297
After watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXbzp_U0ow it's hard not to
>>146670336
I love grant but who cares, lmao
>>146670373
>tummy
that's a gut or at least a belly
>>146670349
If Secret wins its going to be 3 way like SEA
Secret about to get Terror-meme'd
Fuck.
REMIND ME OF THE STATUS OF SCIENTISTS
>>146670228
because secret is an NA team, and yuro's always bend over for their NA bulls.
NAHAZ
LMAO
M
A
O
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B A F F L E D
Anyone who drops Nichijou deserves to lose.
Fuck you Envy.
Fuck you Shitrekt.
>game goes shaky for secret but still kinda winning
>envy shits the bed
>it all goes downhill from that
EVERY
GAME
Can someone explain why TB isn't the #1 ban in every single game?
OUR GUYS FDL ARE ON RIGHT NOW
twitch tv/beyondthesummit6
>>146670373
Envy needs to lay off the pocky or whatever the fuck animes eat
epic dewarding by team secret
I hate all the casters desu.
What should I listen to while I watch in game?
>Virtus Kek
Now Secret has to lose or fucking Alliance avoids tiebreakers :/
>>146670587
learn russian my man
>arteezy
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>146668923
LMao, what now faggot?
SECRET DREAM IS REAL
EG just got terror-memed. Secret are beating the terror-meme.
GG TERRORBLADE TOO FAT
SECRET TO LOSE TI POSSIBILITY
>RTC
R T C
T
C
>ARTEEZY
LMAO
BASED FUCKING SLAVS.
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
>R
>T
>Z
viewerships are going down so much if the CIS teams dont make it...
>CIS NEEDS THEIR OWN REGION
lmao
this complete fucking lack of coordination
RTC?
Dragon Lance on DK?
rtz is a disgusting slark player
So if Secret wins, Alliance actually is in the playoffs since VP lost
Holy shit Alliance could go to TI. I hope Loda and S4 didn't hang themselves yet
>>146670514
lmao it's this faggot again.
do you HONESTLY hold nichijou in such high regards to dismiss him entirely because of that?
Like, nigger how can a generic slice of life, episodic, no-cohesion anime make you praise it so damn hard?
>pic related: better anime
>>146670557
Are you telling me that Beesa is playing the carry?
>the city of Artour
>Get RTZ for your team
>Can't even play balanced fish of stat-stealing
LMOA
Can Nahaz shut the fuck up
should i go out and get mcdonalds or deliveru
>toby shitting on Nahaz
Top fucking kek.
>SECRET IS GOING TO LOSE TO EMPIRE
ARE YOU FUCKIGN SERIOS
No timber, no win
>FNG not making it to TI6
>Secret or Alliance still might
there's no justice in this gay world
>Syndershit
>>146670742
Last time Secret won vs. Empire was in 2015
>that feel when our boys Alliance can still make it
>Yfw secret has to go through wildcard
Why didn't Puppey just kick EE instead of W33 and brought artz to play carry like he should?
>nahaz getting kek by our guy tobi
>>146670801
based stats
this is some world series type shit
So if secret wins we get a 3 way tie, and if secret loses we get a 5 way tie?
>mfw Alliance will get cucked again by Power Rangers
>>146670819
Won't happen at this point senpai they've already won too much.
HOWEVER
If Empire wins this Alliance may get knocked out.
>>146670745
what was arteezy saying?
>>146670706
m-my shit i-is b-better than yours!!
fuck off
>>146670696
dragon lance is the new drums except it gives 6 more str and 6 more agi
TERRORBLADE LITERALLY CAN NOT LOSE
WHAT THE FUCK ICEFROG?
>>146670761
I feel bad for FNG but you should know who to blame. If it it wasn't for that VP player insisting his friends come in and forcing FNG to offlane, none of this shit would happen
>FIRST PICK TB
>WIN
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET
lesnar what have you done
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>146670856
What? PR are out
>>146670921
>>146670925
Pros just aren't used to NEW HERO PICK
desu I'm fine either way
If Secret wins we'll get ebin tiebreakers for #1 spot
If Empire wins Alliance might get knocked out
>>146670921
just if rtz's slark wasn't that horrible
>>146670761
>actually liking fng
Let me guess, you're a non-slav who doesn't know any inside information about VP?
>>146670706
>nichijou is generic.
BZZZT WRONG, Nichijou is held in the highest regard by all the anime experts and this dumb cunt dropped it on episode 6 or whatever.
He deserves nothing but failure if he drops Nichijou but rates SnK a 10/10.
Did you also know he gave EVA a 1 too?
>Pick TB
>Win
UGHHH DOTARDS????
>Hurricane Pike DK
WHY
WHAT'S THE LOGIC BEHIND IT
YOU DON'T DO DAMAGE WITH AN ARMLET ALONE 40 MINUTES IN
WHAT IS THIS
>but but CIS needs their own qualifiers
>>146670871
Alliance will get knocked out, head to head they lost to Empire, Secret and AF
Secret has to win to keep Alliance in the game.
>the city of shitrekt
>>146670994
>all the anime experts
Who?
>expecting to win against tb with dk/slark/dark seer cores
wew lad
who picked this shit?
>>146670879
>kuroky listen to me, I played on EG I am better than you, you need to listen to me!
>>146671018
he fell for the range meme
idk could be good in fucking tb's positioning so he cant sunder
>>146671018
EE was probably thinking
>SWNL
>I'LL BUY JOKE ITEMS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LOSE IN QUALIFIERS
>>146670976
who are good guys of slavscene
>>146670976
>you have to be a Slav to care about slav teams
i like fng and i've liked G from LGD.int days
>>146670957
Last year PR was out and they beat alliance with some cheese strat effectively eliminating alliance
Fuckign Secret is going to lose this
>>146671027
somehow you just manage to miss empire, right above the other russians
reminder that russians always choke at TI, ukrainians dont tho
>>146671018
You need to be extra careful as a literally invincible dragon man! Especially when there's a Venge who can invalidate any range advantage you have!
SECRET IS FUCKING OUT
>>146670994
>anime experts
so neckbeard virgins like you lmao?
Beesa is playing guys
>>146671018
it's an alright pick up on dk, I've seen it a lot
it only costs 1900 gold
I guess people dont' realize that a 1900 gold item gives the same stats as a 4k gold item (SnY)
THE ETERNAL KEKDOM OF SECRET
BACK TO SUCKING KEMAL'S FAT DICK EVERY DAY POOPAN
OUTSMARTED BY PPD IN THE END
HOW ARE SECRET FANKEKS EVER GOING TO LIVE THIS ONE DOWN
SECRET
IS
OFFICIALLY
FUCKING
DONE
FOR
FOREVER THE SLAVES OF THE TURKROACH
ARTEEZY THE CHILD OF MUSLIM RAPE BABIES IS DONE FOR
ELL AYY EMM OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>146671046
>be secret fan shit
>now I want them to lose
EE YOU FUCK UP SO MUCH JUST FUCK UP THIS ONE TIME
>>146670976
redpill us on fng slavbro
>>146670994
he gave eva a 1 because it "broke" him. I'm pretty sure he said he liked it but who knows
>>146671169
I fucking love it
>tfw refreshing http://www.dotabuff.com/esports expecting to see a lost secret match any second
;_;
it's envy every fucking time
every single fucking time envy dies
>>146671161
Yeah but they already played this qualifier and Alliance won
>>146669654
Clockwork solo offlane
I sure love enemy carry on dominating streak 12 minutes into the game
>>146670994
>The autistic shitposter who's obsessed with SmallKid N0lans is also an animeNEET
Go figure
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU SHITREKT FANS SEE YOU AT TI6 LMAO
>>146671027
It's amazing that with so many russians playing this game they are so fucking dogshit.
What are they, like 50% of all the playerbase?
>>146671018
This he needed a fucking mjolneer
It's not Envy really. Not at this game.
DK+Slark is just garbage against Razor+TB
>>146670994
god i fucking hate eternalenvy
he's one of those people who touts how much of a "anime expert" "weeaboo" he is but he has the most shit, pedestrian taste by any standard and still manages to come across with a superiority complex
what a fag
>2 rax
LMAO
>>146670976
slavbro please tell me I shouldn't be conflicted about liking silent and G
what if dragon lance range stacked with itself
SWNL
WHEN WILL YOU AMERIKEKS LEARN?
>doubting
>>146671275
lack of work ethics and discipline I guess
>>146670994
That's because he's one of those self inserting autists who can't handle shows where the character he's supossed to self insert is just like him
Where are envy's items? It's 45 minutes in.
SECRET IS GONNA LOSE
ESCAPE PLAYS F5 FOR SEATTLE SPOT
LOSER IN PLAYOFFS
PLAYOFFS = Secret, AF,Empire, F5/Escape.
RIP ALLIANCE
I haven't been keeping up with the EU qualifiers, what happens if Secret lose here? They're still in phase 2 right?
>>146671296
except he never talks about others anime tastes or anything retard
so how the fuck can he have a superiority complex
>>146671317
What if it made melee heroes ranged
This game is 100% over
TB is going to buy BFLY and become unkillable
rIp
Secret
Lelouch please put on a trip so I can filter you
>>146671213
>hurr durr
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
SECRET ARE OUT LMAO
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2463927519
>>146671315
G is yourest of yours
>cucked NS
>cucked Piecat
>literally
>forced beta fng to kick other betas phobos and lil to get his alpha hick friends on the team
>fucks a broad with huge tits
>Arteezy is wearing a set made for Team Empire
>>146671435
DELETE THIS
>>146671435
Retard
>win majors
>remove 2 lads from your roster because you are better friends with other 2 lads
>lose everything
tards
>these TB illusions
LUL friendly fire
>>146670994
>rates snk a 10
source? checked his profile and he hasn't rated it.
TB GOT PICKED IN ALL THE 3 LAST GAMES
TB WON ALL GAMES
Dotards will defend this
even flipside beat VP with it
I don't understand secret's draft
NICE ULT ENVY LMAO
>beesa, playing the DEMON MAURADER
don't think there's any point in this game being played desu
THIS SECRET REALLY LOOKS LIKE A TI WINNING ROSTER
GOING UNDEFEATED THROUGH OPEN QUALIFIERS WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT
>EE
What a fucking retard
WHAT THE FUCK RAMSES
WHAT
THE
FUCK
RAMSAY 322
Empire just threw this game.
![bvs-lex-luthor-poster-1280jpg-c751ca_1280w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HmNsyIU.jpg "bvs-lex-luthor-poster-1280jpg-c751ca 1280w[1]")
HEY BOYS
>>146668243
Approved.
RAM
THIS
>>146671613
But basedfaceposter, Shitrekt just got shitrekt in every regard, you silly goose
Did DP get banned? I missed the draft
>Terrorblade
What the fuck Empire
>vultur
LMAO
What is secret's win condition?
is EE incapable fof arming
Axe is only under 2k shy of EEs nW
Ramses got the throw order
PLEASE WIN SECRET
>>146671782
Kick RTZ.
>>146671782
they need to rotate their hypercarry
>>146671782
The good ole CIS 322
>secret
nahaz is trying to kill tobi. what happened to their old rivalry
this zyori ryu cast is making me want to kill myself senpai
>puppey took the aegis
>>146671705
New pinecone when??
>>146671782
The enemy team fucks up. That's it, that's what this fucking piece of shit game has come to with all the changes since 6.76, literally a "who fucks up first" 5v5 shitfest. I'm SO SORRY for you if you still play this shit.
>implying I wouldn't pay the russians
>>146671296
I never actually checked his myanimelist profile, but doing so now really makes me question his taste.
I thought people that watched a ton of shows generally have a good idea on what's good and what's not but his profile is all over the place sometimes.
For example, he gave Erased a 9. Seems like he fell for the reddit fad
why don't secret just kick EE already?
this guy is the definition of a retard
SECRET PLEASE WIN THIS SECRET PLEASE WIN THIS PLEASE WE BELIEVE IN YOU TAKE THIS MEME MAGIC
>>146671782
CHOTTO
>>146671870
no other games on right now so the multicast is just the secret game
thin kits fluffnstuff, tobi, and nahaz
How do I avoid spoilers?
>santanic on TB
Well GG EZ for Secret.
>>146671945
puppey literally believes EE is the best western carry and even trusted him with making roster decisions
>>146671945
Because he vrings in the autistic weebux
>>146671973
That shit's 5 minutes delayed
>>146671870
>not watching cap, charlie andbeesa, playing the carry
I'M REFRESHINFG DOTABUFF BUT ITS NOT APPEARING
>>146671984don't read this
RIGGED
KEMAL DOES IT AGAIN
HEY SECRET TAKE MY ENERGY LMAO
TAKE MY SIDES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
why
>>146671813
?
Axe is a very good farmer and so is DS.
You are ignoring the Radiant's farm distribution, they have taken a lot of farm from the DK and distributed it among the axe and DS. While leaving slark to do his thing where he farms lanes and enemy jungles.
Nice 2k understanding of the game there redditor.
KAMAL IS LITERALLY PAYPALING EMPIRE MONEY AS WE SPEAK TO THROW
HOW FUCKING LOW CAN YOU GO SECRET
RAMZES JUST EARNED HIS PARENTS SIX MOTNHS SALARY WITH ONE DEATH LMAO
secret are such garbage
>>146671901
what did 6.76 do in a nutshell?
Anyone wants to be my senpai and teach me? Will learn fast I've reached top 1% in other popular competitive games.
>>146672073
honestly why are bts5 and bts6 not registered on their twitch team? I only realized they existed when you mentioned that this game was on and I couldn't see it
>>146672026
Whoa there lad. Something wrong with that?
>turkroaches can't get in EU because it's going to fall apart
>turkroaches can't get in TI6 because secret is falling apart
>>146672156
are you cute?
>>146672156
what do you want to know famalam
or are you like super new, still playing against bots
>>146672181
There's even a BTS7
>>146672137
It's more of a cumulative thing. Every patch made this game dumber. Player skill-wise it's at its peak now but the meta is horrible.
ITS OVER PUPPEY ALREADY TOLD KEMAL
THE DEATHSQUADS ARE BEING SENT AS WE SHITPOST
A MOMENT O SILENCE FOR OUR DEAD RUSSIAN FRIENDS ....
...
..
.
MAY THEY CONTINUE TO CHOKE IN THE AFTERLIFE
>Terrorblade, 35 games, 80.00% win rate
simply ebin
How would you nerf him?
can eternal turk make secret advance?
why do the casters sound so bored?
>>146672137
CENTAUR WARRUNNER
First iteration of Centaur added to the game, Stampede stuns people
also Drow was cancerous as shit then too with global range creep bonus constantly
>>146672306
You don't
>>146672205
like pottery
>>146672205
Well there's always Vainglory to fall back on
I stopped playing when memers here said terrorblade was useless and joked that Puppey played it in pubs just to increase the hero's win rate. What happened?
>>146672306
terrorblade is now a ranged hero
his meta turnes him into a melee one
>>146672181
just refresh twitch tv /directory/game/Dota%202/en
every now and then. It'll filter all the slav streams and show all the bts streams etc on top
>>146668241
comfy
I am so fucking anxious for secret
It's like TI3 finals all over again
>>146672263
I would say since they started fucking with gold and xp bounties for kills with 6.83 is when they fucked the game
They since had to mess with jungle creep gold and xp bounties, multiple times, and then the health values of those creeps. Then we had lane creep changes which was more recently. Then another tweak to AOE gold bounty on kills.
KPACUBO
>>146672369
what's /d2g/s verdict on Vainglory?
>>146672369
so basically secret's an org just like any other
what happened to "for the players"
>>146672465
http://www.dotabuff.com/esports
Slap that F5
WHO IS THIS HAMBEAST?
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>DOUBTING
DOUBTING
>>146672525
that's lexi belle
ASFÔ)USAGHFÅIUSABFASFG
OSDJFSIOGHSDIOGHDSIO FUCK WHY EMPRIE.
>>146672306
nerf dragonlance
like give it a 200 recipe and +12 str/agi
USA USA USA
the bribe just came in
>sleep
>wakeup
>jimmy is going to TI
Kill me.
>TB died without using satanic
HEY KEMAL
ACTIVATE IT
>WINNING 2 V 1 VERSUS TERRORBLADE
>EVERY HERO LOW HEALTH
>RETARD BULBA RUNS IN TO LET TB SUNDER HIM
LMAO
GOD DAMNIT EMPIRE
YOU FUCKED IT UP
Well Secret actually might win, Alliance is in the playoffs.
Fuck you spoilers I'm gonna close the tab
slavs are SO FUCKING DOGSHIT
wtf is secret doing
either get rax or get the rosh
>>146672517
It became "for me"
>>146672473
It really does take a lot of small changes to balance every big change that they make
>win fights
>no damage to buildings
Empire wins lol
>>146672473
pity runes were terrible, but don't forget no mana blink (lmao fuk mana management xD, map is smaller now im blinkin eveyrwherexDD) and increased passive gold.
The fact that a team with n0lans and mememeander are winning lans should be enough of a warning that the game is going down the shitter.
>>146672612
Open the actual stream then
you will have to worry about dotabuff spoilers though but by that point we will know who would win
>>146672553
has lexi belle gotten fat? She started talking too much so I stopped fapping to her
WHAT THE FUCK EARTH SPIRIT?
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
holy shit secret
REMINDER THAT EMPIRE HAS NO ONE LIKE PURE NA MASON TO IGNORE THE THROW ORDER
>slavs
LUL
SECRET
DOTA
THROW ORDER EARTH SPIRIT
FUCKING THROW ORDER
>that everything
This man can't get away with shit like that.
holy fucking shit that fight
Turns out both teams are shit
I STILL BELIEVE
>>146672774
>>146672853
Oh my god, this is retarded.
HOly shit this "ryuu" person is so annying, he's competing so hard with Sniff Sniff "Zyori" Andrew for the #1 douchebag spot
My heart is too fucking weak for this shit
>>146672735
she changed her name to taco belle if that answers your question
>TB Brown Boots at 64mins
>DOUBTING
EE-sama is doing it!
>>146672931
He lost his boots to secret in the pit, retard.
Puppey stole a destroyed them 2 minutes ago.
>Earth spirit
Secret agent
THANKS TURK DAD
Didn't EE save himself using the hurricane pike pushback?
>>146672923
I'm gonna go look, you wait here
goddamn that is some gold graph
>>146673001
No, ES kicked him.
>>146673001
Yeah he did I watched ingame and saw
why you ask?
THIS FUCKIN GAME, DOTO HOLY SHIT.
>don't have boots
>get kited
>>146673001
He did
>oh shit views are tanking because of all the discount shit casters I hired
>here have some puppies
>>146673001
Yes
Sometimes Envy baffles in a positive way
>>146673045
Casters are saying that ES kicked him, but it didn't look to me like that.
>>146673067
>discount shit casters I hired
>hired
They did it for free
This just in, a Turkish benefactor just purchased 5 luxurious houses for as-of-yet unnamed Russian families
His pure generosity is being applauded in LAN cafes around the globe, for reasons currently unknown
>>146673119
If you wouldn't pound that all night long you are stupid, that is all.
>DC get a free win
Fucking suns fanned
>3 way "tie" in round robin tournament
>one team beat both of the teams it's supposedly "tied" with
Does Valve not understand how round robin works? The team that beat the two teams is "tied" with isn't "tied" at all. They've won.
>4400 health Dragon Knight
DOTA WAS NOT MEANT TO BE PLAYED THIS LONG
>>146673139
Retarded shit casters from 1k MMR bracket
is EE the n0tail of Secret?
>>146673139
he did, the sound effect was there.
he meant to kick him back but envy moving changed the angle and it went bad.
rapier on slark incoming
>>146673119
i love me some thicc
I'm new to Pro Dota but who is this girl commenting with them? She's so annoying and clearly not knowing anything about the game.
>>146673119
she still looks pretty good imo
>>146673119
lmao
this is some awful dota to watch
>dk,tblade razor all 40+ armor with 3k+ hp
>slark le hard to kill slippery fish
>axe and WW to save people
This is just disgusting
>hurricane pike is bad
another epic meme by Reddit Central™ aka /d2g/ The Dota 2 General.
>>146673119
I imagine this was intentional to capture the chubby chaser market.
>>146673139
miposhka didn't move, it was a kick
So apparently Void Boys was a no show and Digital Chaos got a free win.
>NA
>>146673119
we need to go t h i c c e r
>>146673357
HAHAHAHA
How do you even win against 7 slot Terror Dogshit
>>146673357
https://twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/747119518095286273
Post yfw NA shitters will make it to TI but one of these two teams won't.
WHAT WAS THAT KICK
RIGGED
bulba is literally winning secret this game with his walls, holy fuck
>>146673119
lovely! too bad she's 15 years older than I like em
THIS EARTHSHAKER AND ES ARE SO BAD
HOLY FUCK HOW DID EMPIRE LOOK SO GOOD BEFORE WITH THESE TWO SHITTERS
>>146673445
just out tank him lmao
>50 armor dk with over 4k hp
>slark
He can't kill anyone
>>146673451
nadota
lmao
EMPIRE ARE SO FUCKING BAD HOW DO YOU EVEN THROW THIS.
>>146673520
>Earthshaker and Earthshaker
>>146673357
>>146673451
>Taking bribes
THAT FUCKING KICK
>>146673451
>just not turning up for TI qualifiers
This is why NA will forever be the dumpster of dota
WHAT A CHOKE HOLY SHIT EMPIRE
https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/747120561940160512
BASED RESOLUT1ON_ CONFIRMED TO BE /OURGUY/
why doesn't TB just back door with his million illusions
>>146673357
how the fuck is that fair
imagine if another team loses to Void Boys later in the tournament and that costs them vs DC getting a free win
what a fucking mess NA is
inb4 PPD tweeting about how it's harder than EU where there might be a four way tie for the middle block, and a 2 way tie for first place
I want to reverse Luna's toilet conditioning and train her to take pleasure from relieving herself anywhere, on command.
Waiting for EE to throw the game
>>146673445
Lmao just kite him what is he gonna do? Hit buildings???
Based Resolution redpilling PPD
http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/teams/46
these retards lost
>Bulba farming ancients with the wall illusion
>8 (eight) BUYBACKS AVAILABLE
>team empire loses
tiebreakers incoming.
and you guys said vega was fighting for nothing.
lel
>>146673445
just get 200 essence shit stacks npnp
>terrorblade never getting a bkb
>gets stunlocked every fight and people run away from him or just murder him
xd
>>146673663
RIGGED
>>146673663
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
SW FUCKING NL
LOTUS ORB IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
LITERALLY OUR GUYS
LOTUS SUNDER
>LOTUS ORB
YES
YES
FUCKING
YES
SECRET IS DOING IT
PUPPAN HOLY SHIT WHAT A LOTUS ORB.
BASED SLAVS FOLLOWING THE THROW ORDER
SWNL
KAMAL LITERALLY PAID EMPIRE MOR EMONEY THAN THEY WOULD WIN FROM TI TO THROW JUST SO HIS SHIT TEAM ISNT KNOCKED OUT
LMAO
this game = 322*x
solve for x
LOTUS SUNDER
MY SIDES
>CIS DOTA
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>slavs
>closing out a game
lesson, never trust a Russian
People here will defend this!
>>146673786
x = this game/322
BULLSHIT EMPIRE THREW THAT ON PURPOSE.
>>146673835
FUCK YES
SECRET!
RIGGED AS FUCK
>>146673520
>earth benders confirmed shit
based
>currently there as many Australian players confirmed to play in TI6 as there are Americans
l o l
>doubting our guys
OUR BOYS
>zyori casted this
Fuck you
THANK YOU BASED KEMAL
PAYING FOR SECRET'S LIFE
what
a GAME
HOLY SHIT
THEY FUCKING DID IT BOYS
OUR GUYS OUR GUYS
EE-SAMA!
Komradskis....
Fuck this bullshit. I hope Secret doesn't make it to TI.
RUSSIAN MONKEYS LETTING ALLIANCE ADVANCE WITHOUT TIEBREAKERS, KYS KYS KYS
Ramsez666 as Terrorblade had a completel fucking brain meltdown in the last 15 minutes, or starting from when he rushed the Radiant Throne
>>146673928
nobody doubted EG you fuck
>>146673937
Zyori did nothing wrongtoday
>doubting Puppey
holy shit
that guy won that game through and through
keeping the ES from blinking in
perfect 3 man calls all game long
Based Kermal putting his millions to good use
WE FUCKOING WON
>>146673963
ye gimme those tears son
THEY FUCKING DOUBTED OUR BOYS THEY FUCKING DOUBTED OUR BOYS THEY FUCKING DOUBTER OUR BOYS
FUCK YEASSSSSSS SECRET FUCKING DID IT FUCKKKKKKKKKK
ALLIANCE IN THE PLAYOFFS
>Secret has to play BO1s against 2 teams for 1st place and then if they lose they have to play BO1s against 3 other teams for the other invite to TI
dee too gee B T F O
what a game
that back and forth, that ridiculously long teamfight
perfect
Feels like I've been holding my breath for half an hour.
DOUBINTG
DOUBINTGDOUBINTGDOUBINTGDOUBINTG
DOUBINTG
DOUBINTG
DOUBINTG
DOUBINTGDOUBINTG
DOUBINTGDOUBINTGDOUBINTG
SECRET BEST TEAM IN WORLD
I'M LITERALLY SWEATING WHAT A GAME
On level 1-10, how hard did ES&ES choke this game?
11
>Earth Spirit kicking EE away
WHY IS FUCKING SCANDAL NEXT TO TERRORBLADE EVERY FIGHT?
FUCKIGN STUPID RUSSIAN CUNTS FUCK YOU.
Why isn't Europe given more places in TI than America when literally every team in the EU qualifier is better than everyone in the American qualifier except EG?
It's like the football WC all over again
Poor Empire.
Pressing F for my fellow eastern european comrades.
F
>russians losing the game
just like my pubs
>>146674053
PANIC
wyvern is the unsung hero of that game, did so much fucking work with all 4 spells 85 minutes no break.
Puppey Axe was phenomenal.
Surprisingly, fucking PLD played really underwhelming
and RTZ was carrying hard as ffff
>>146674037
Nah they dont need to play the second set of BO1
The top 5 already set
Its only tiebrekear to see who go directly to TI now
Kotlguy "Deserved win"
BULLSHIT
A BOUGHT WIN IS NOT DESERVED
BEST DOTA 2 PLAYER THIS WORLDS EVER FUCKIN SEEN
>>146673979
Secret realized he had been jumping the gun on Metamorphosis the WHOLE game and began exploiting it in the last 15 minutes.
>DENIED
NICE GAME DOTARDS
>>146674037
The play offs are best of three.
>>146672525
why is ReaverXai at bts?
ANIMEPOSTING CELEBRATION
>EMPIRE
>>146674037
>then if they lose they have to play BO1s against 3 other teams for the other invite to TI
?
It's a BO3 double elimination bracket you fucking retard
Damn doturds, that would have been an interesting game had it not been rigged
дa нy в пиздy
cнгдoтa этa бля
>That Empire throw
Jesus christ.
so wat now?
>>146673654
NA DOTO. They sure deserve all those spots
Why is the main BTS stream so far behind?
>>146674071
Yuros should have just one qualifier spot, now alliance has a chance.
>>146674071
Because
>muh scene growth
and
>muh forced """international"""
>bottom 5 all slavs
really makes you think...
>>146674114
UH some of those winters curses on scandal in the late game were amazing
miposhka got the kick order
>>146674114
>played underwhelming
>single handedly killed fucking razor in multiple fights with his ulti
>saved his curries at least once per fight
lmao
>>146672525
>3 dogs and a baby
how does she manage take care of all holy shit
>secret fancucks are actually acting like secret deserved to win this game and that empire isnt just shit
>>146674114
>those curses
>underwhelming
>>146674174
Main game stream has a 5m delay
For some reason, the BTS main stream has a 5m delay of the 5m delay stream effectively making them 10m behind
Has Era's team already qualified for TI?
>>146671435
>>146671229
>>146671216
>>146671061
THEY ALL DOUBTED.
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MEME MAGIC
IT FLOWS LIKE WATER
THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
>>146674195
>>146674234
Yeah, what about rest of the game? He only picked the pace up right about when RAMSEZ on Terrorblade choked hard
>German Engineered Technology
>>146674193
Slav team can still get first
>>146674071
Europe does have more places in TI, they already have three invited teams.
CELEBRATING THAT ROACH DADDY PAYED FOR A WIN AGAINST A TIER 3 TEAM
SECRET FANS FOREVER LIVING IN FANTASY LAND I SEE
>>146674071
>EU qualifiers are more competitive than NA
>>146674071
Equality over competence :^))))
YOU DOUBTED ME
THEY ROBBED ME OF MY GLORY
YOU DIDN'T SAY MY NAME
APOLOGIZE NOW
>>146674071
Based retard not realizing EG would dumpster all the teams in the EU qualifiers as hard as they are dumpstering the US teams
>>146674071
>UEFA and CONMEBOL get shafted, while being better than all of the CONCALEL , OFC and AFC combined.
>>146674136
word up brah
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 48s48 seconds ago Ukraine
Hey NADota.
Gratz.
You're now officially not the shittiest Dota2 region in the world.
#CISdota #HaДнo
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 48s48 seconds ago Ukraine
Hey NADota.
Gratz.
You're now officially not the shittiest Dota2 region in the world.
#CISdota #HaДнo
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 48s48 seconds ago Ukraine
Hey NADota.
Gratz.
You're now officially not the shittiest Dota2 region in the world.
#CISdota #HaДнo
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 48s48 seconds ago Ukraine
Hey NADota.
Gratz.
You're now officially not the shittiest Dota2 region in the world.
#CISdota #HaДнo
Vitalii Volochai @v1lat 48s48 seconds ago Ukraine
Hey NADota.
Gratz.
You're now officially not the shittiest Dota2 region in the world.
#CISdota #HaДнo
CIS DOTA BTFO
>>146674193
All slavs and the head smasher
>>146674270
No.
They've got to play BO1's with F5 and Secret for the spot.
>/d2g/
absolutely
B T F O
T
F
O
MY FUCKIN SIDES HOLY KEK
THIS PLACE IS SO ANALYY DEVASTATED
HOLY KEK
so what happens now? esc won vs f5 and secret
SECRET
WILL
____
>doubters in full damage control mode
GUYS
IS THE TIEBREAKER A BO1???
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
FILENAME
RIGHT NOW
Three fucking way tie for direct invite, A FUCKING THREEWAY TIE FOR A INVITE
>>146674071
NA slots are like diversity quotas, a necessary evil.
SECRET IS GOING TO WIN THE TIEBREAKER
/d2g/ BTFO
https://twitter.com/Resolut1on_/status/747120561940160512
>nadota
>>146674315
Fuck off ppd don't you have a game to stomp
SHITPOSTING! XD
I
still
believe.
>>146674357
v1lat is literally on suicide watch
>>146674295
Not enough
>>146674421
I'm sorry, BulbA.
>>146674421
>Puppey babysits his lane
>PLD sets up every wall vacuum because Scandal hugs Terrorblade
why is everyone shitting on NA dota now? what did i miss?
APLOGIZE
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>>146674507
>>146674163
hey who are good guys of slav scene
>>146674437
LUL NA DOTA LUL
>>146674357
F5 are probably going to qualify, and navi got an invite. CIS is doing fine.
Llama casts trigger me so much it's unreal
>>146674462
>eu qualifiers has a washed up caster's team in first place
>they try and shit talk NA
???
Say my name.
>>146674525
Only EU dota is allowed to rig matches
it's not fucking fair, alliance should have gone to tiebreakers
fuck secret and fuck russians
>>146674421
>Bul"Free Cheese for Terrorblade"ba
Is Bulba Dota 2: Reborn's MC?
>>146674576
B LEAVE
>>146674525
every na game is a stomp, there are like 6 teams only beucase they couldnt get more, 10 mins ago one of the "top" teams literally didnt show up for a match
A P O L O G I Z E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB5rd5JVBto
>>146674538
>Previous best team in the world now has fans bragging about a tie for qualifier first place results
@Gaben
Empire. We’ve almost had issues with Empire at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied to bring them back for TI qualifiers, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a the right thing to do. Empire is not an ass, and we will be working with him again.
I STILL prefer a TI4 EUhub over these hype qualifiers desu.
5 minutes ago
I love dota. I love secret. Holy fucking silly milly shitty whitty shit. what a game.
Arteezy played so fucking insane, and EE was just superb with the armlett toggles. Probs to Puppey for the WW pick, this Ults on Afterlife was game winning... and omg, bulba played so fucking amazing, his walls was always on points.
>>146674624
Even if/when Alliance loses the playoffs, I can see them as the runner up going to wild card where they will 100% take a spot in wildcards.
>>146674513
>player is good
>players capitalize on other players positioning mistakes using a combo that thrives on bad positioning
wow its like you dont fucking play dota
>>146674705
haha memes!
>PLD is actually the best support in the world
This is a fucking glorious qualifier
>>146674576
Na'Vi!!!!!
Bilbo was getting his fucking arse babysat in the fucking offlane as Dark Seer by a fucking support Axe because Bilbo is fucking horrible at playing DOTA 2
They're literally RTZ+PLD +/- Puppey when he can fucking play
>>146674602
A literal god Tasteless
>tell Secret that Synd stack loses
>they completely turn their game around and play out of their minds now that they have hope
>Rtz goes from being unable to land a single Pounce to being the slipperiest Slark that ever lived, faking out, and kiting Metamorph/BKB left and right
https://youtu.be/-7jRWvdR5XQ
My boy Artour, I knew you could do it.
>all these doubting faggots
are the tie breakers now ?
>>146674602
That's not the correct image
See >>146674334
love the kill la kill hairstyle on that woman on the panel !
Reminder that pieliedie won them the game with his winter waifu
>>146674669
This
I like EG but it's like the only competent team. Just accept that Americans don't like Dota as much as Slavs/Europeans/Chinks and shouldn't have as many teams.
>NA DOTA INTENSIFIES
>Force staff is balanced
WHAT A FUCKIGN JOEK ITEM
CHEAP AS FUCK AND SAVES YOU FROM ANYTHING
LITERALLY A WHOLE TEAM OF FORVCE STAFFS
GG
SHIT
FUCKING
GAME
SECRET DID NOT DESERVE TO SIN THAT GAME
FUCK YOU RETARDS
PUNISHED ARTEEZY
Imagine if NaVi didn't get invited
When will they play the EU tiebreakers? Tonight?
>>146674852
Based reddit """""""""""""""""""""""punishing""""""""""""""" EG for changing their roster
>>146674750
>>146674849
PIE PIE LIE
IS
A
LITERAL
FUCKING
GOD
TASTELESS
>>146674669
>every na game is a stomp
what the hell did people expect? EG is literally the only good NA team, this has been a known thing for like 2 years
What happened to Void Boys? Did they realize that they have no chance at first place and so they only need one more win (vs vulture) to go for knockout instead so they skipped the DC match.
Or are they out of the qualifier?
NOT EVEN HIDING IT
HOW HARD IS IT TO BRIBE THE 322 MAN
>>146673234
legitimately one of the most annoying people on the planet. She went to my college and it's the same shit, she'll always say the most obvious thing as if it's a revelation.
Why are people acting like a secret won? Empire literally gave them the game, why else would the 1 position hyper farmed carry suicide in mid instead of getting rosh
>>146674852
will they show for their other games?
>>146674772
>+/- puppey
>literally didn't see how puppey kept the ES from blinking in every fight while having 2+ man calls
Reminder that Escape are the ourest of guys.
>>146674865
Why didn't Empire just build Force Staffs then?
>>146674831
>>146674903
Right now
Playoffs are tomorrow so they have to do the BO1s right now so they can prepare for BO3s tomorrow
>>146674852
This is fucking pathetic.
>Managing to win a game vs a tier 2 team with bilbol on the "offlane" (had the pos. 4 axe wiping his leaking asshole all game) and Jacky "Mao" Animebrain buying "glorified forcestaff" on the Animeknight hero.
I'm actually positively surprised, Secret might be able to claim 6th place at TI.
>>146674929
>>146674849
>>146674750
if anything puppan won that game single-handedly with the lotus orb purchase
>>146674865
are you upset?
This is the second international Alliance misses
What went wrong?
HOW DOES THIS SHIT EVEN WORK?
IS THERE A DOUBLE ELIMINATION TOURNAMENT AFTER THESE GROUP STAGES?
>>146674750
He's Chuan-level on Lion. That speaks mountains.
This is going to end up with Secret and Alliance going to TI isn't it
Worst event of the season
>>146674964
?
Are you really implying that secret bribed Vega to WIN against Escape?
>>146674865
>team sees that all they need to do to win is bait long cooldown spells from the other team
>buy mobility items to disengage from fights and blow those cooldowns
>bad retards that don't deserve to win game
holy kek /d2g/ is fucking devastated by this turn of events its so fucking hilarious
>>146674765
They have 2 confirmed sociopaths though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
>>146674964
>he bribeb solo to beat Synderen's team
Wow
>>146674964
CYBORGMATT LITERALLY TWEETED SOMETHING HE MEATNS TO SEND VIA DIRECT MSG
LMAO
HE LITERALLY THANKS THEM FOR OBEYING THE THROW ORDER HOLY FUCK IMAGINE IF HE SAID MORE LIKE WHEN THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED LMAO
>redditors complain about NA getting too many qual spots
>the two teams that are going to come through NA quals (EG and DC) are as good as any team in the EU quals, if not better
I dont get it
>>146675027
why would you care? you arrived 3 days ago
HEY LOOK GUYS WE BUY FORCE STAFF WHAT A GREAT TEAM WE ARE
HAHA CLICK BUTTON AND SAVE RETARD FROM INITIATION
TRULY WHAT A TALENTED SQUAD THIS SECRET
IM SURE THEY WILL GO FART
HAHA
GOOD JOB
REALLY HIGHH SKILL PLAYS FROMT HEM
I ABSOULTELY CANNOT EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM THEY MADE
IT
JUST
BUY
FORCE
STAFF
LOLOLOLOL
>>146668710
The Warriors won last year. But yeah he's Steph Choky during the finals.
>>146675034
Alliance get to play BO3s tomorrow
>>146675025
I think Scandal standing next to TB every single fight won the game
also that 322 kick
>>146674998
>Bo1 tiebreakers
lol
fucking pathetic
>>146675034
what do you mean? they're in the playoffs
>>146675145
The funny thing is, reddit is the reason behind EG having to go through qualifiers.
>that feel when got the cute doggy on my last one
oh gosh
Joakim Akterhall @FollowAkke 7m7 minutes ago
Lots of ifs and buts came true so we proceed to the playoffs tomorrow without having to play a tiebreaker!
I'm shit at dota but my team still deserves to go to TI!
>>146675039
1st place direct invite
2-5 single elim bo3
winner direct invite
runner up wildcard
Is it actually a good item? Discuss.
Here's the dream scenario for me.
Fantastic 5 through in the 1st place slot for the slav audiences to tune in, a necessary evil.
Ad Finem through the bracket slot, because they're the most based of the remaining 4 teams.
Secret into the wildcard slot, flown out to Ti6, only to get knocked out by one of the other teams in the wildcard, forcing envy to sit and watch from the sideline, tears in his eyes.
>>146675145
Not a single NA team loses this game if you switch players on Empire's side at 30 minutes
>>146675034
What did he meme by this? Alliance just has to beat 1 of these scrub teams and they're good to go.
>>146674965
who?
who will win tiebreakers?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10594135
http://www.strawpoll.me/10594135
>>146675039
1st goes thru
2-5 do playoffs
1st in playoffs goes thru
2nd goes to wildcard
>>146675034
Alliance know pretty damn well that they should fucking give the boot to everyone, minus Bulldog, because even he, with his shit-tier hero pool, has managed to carry their sorry asses, while Loda and Akke are only anchors.
>based EU games are casted by llama, zyori, ryuu, annee, kotlguy and other shitters
>shitty NA games are casted by our guys Cap and Grant, Charlie and other good fellas with bants
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR
>>146675114
I want to see EG vs Secret in TI6 SO FUCKING BAD SECRET PLEASE QUALIFY
>yfw RTZ entering Super Saiyan mode
>not showing up for a TI qualifier game
how shit can NA be?
>CIS region
They really should have their own qualifier if NA gets to have one. Both should also receive only 1 spot since their teams are complete shit
>>146674765
>Poach'Vi
>good
>>146675227
>2-5 single elim bo3
It's double elim you dumb fuck
Is ppd just megalomaniac or delusional aswell?
>>146675169
>his mad
xDDD
>>146675297
Where they're based the EU shift is the graveyard shift
Why doesn't this tournament have a head to head rule?
someone hold me
I don't know if >our guys Ad Finem can do it
>>146674772
So what, they've masterminded their way into having his skill level literally not matter at all. Ion Shell everyone before fights for tons of accumulated damage. Vac-wall after Curse or a Call lands still destroyed Empire. Then he activates Greaves to help the team later on in the fight, and surges people away from a safe distance himself.
>>146675298
Have faith on RTZ.
>>146675389
To remove RNG since the head-to-head would be based on best of 1 where RNG is heavy factor
NS is buttblasted to tits on ruhub lmao
>>146675403
They'll be the wildcard for EU
BROCK LESNAR YOU MADMAN
YOU TOLD ME TO PICK TERRORBLADE
HOW COULD I LOSE
He's gonna do it.
>>146675403
Someone just needs to threaten them to pay debnts and they will beat anyone
ur up in the club and this dude winter's curses your gf and teh whole clup start slappin her ass including you until she dies
what do?
>>146674852
VOID BOYS WHAT THE FUCK
>>146675494
You kept getting your Meta baited by Slark you idjit.
So wait, how does this work?
Playoffs grand finals teams qualify, losers final loser is wildcard?
Reminder that the NA qualifiers are basically extended EU qualifiers. 8 players in top 3 are Europeans
>>146675548
pls im on 3rd day of nofap
>>146675564
NA won 2 out of 3 majors and the last TI
>>146675548
THIS IS A BOY RIGHT?
PLEASE I NEED THE NAME
>>146675564
i wanna breed that redhead
THEY FUCKING GAVE AWAY TERRORBLADE AGAIN
HAVE THEY NOT FUCKING LEARNED???
>>146675535
kek
>>146675331
you're right, my mistake
>>146670745
>there are people who actually thought artour was right
>>146675548
>winner of playoffs goes straight to TI as qualifier winners
>two losers play with alliance and ad finem straight up bla bla
>final match
>winner goes to TI
>second place is wildcard
Abandons should be excused when someone on your team picks puck.
Every sub 7k puck game is a 50 minute loss.
Its going to be secret v VP
and the winner of that will face syndstack i believe
>>146674852
>beat EG in 15 minutes
>don't show up to face DC
For what purpose?
>CIS Dota
What logo was Grandgrant mocking?
>>146675631
>2 out of 3 majors
>4 EU and 1 NA on OG
dont tell me israel/jordan don't count as EU, there are enough middle easterners in europe for them to count at this pointdont reply to me faggot you didnt bait me
>>146675667
>there are people who actually thought someone was right or wrong and the whole situation wasn't a mere chemistry problem
Tell me more about BZZ.
Literally all I know him for is his pugna set.
>>146675741
Youre a retard, learn to read.
>Zyori and Ryuu
oh fuck off
So it's basically confirmed Secret and Alliance qualify.
Well no shit, why did we have to go through this bullshit just to get what we all knew would happen?
>alliance plays like fucking trashcans
>still advances to playoffs
Yuro qualis s m fucking h
>>146675119
>FOR OBEYING THE THROW ORDER
He's thanking a team that won because it enables them to go on to a tiebreaker.
>>146675776
Israel is NA though
>>146675797
But reading is hard.How'd I miss that?
>>146675836
Secret can't beat F5/ESC
>zai actually sided with NAdota
What's his problem lol
>secret lost to both escape and f5
>still gets to play tiebreakers
How is this fair?
>haven't had time for dota between internationals
>looking up the rosters
>that rtz whoring it up in like 10 team swaps
wtf is this shit, is he being kicked or just jumping around for money or what
>>146675925
nah they'll do it with meme magic and its gonna be awful
>>146675836
One of those teams will be wild card. No way is Secret beating F5/Escape which means one of them gets the playoff spot and the other might not even reach 2nd place which leads to wild card
>>146675836
are your eyes blocked by dicks or something what the shit are you talking about
>>146675309
what is it about this incredibly sweaty old man
>>146674706
enjoy the memories lad, we will never see it's like again
>>146675940
Why are you acting like this is new? It's common knowledge he fucking hates Sweden.
>>146675940
My littlebrother went to his class grade 7-9 and he was apparently bullied like fuck which caused him to hate everything about his childhood including Sweden. He wants to move to America I think.
ЧTO ЭTO TAM ЗA ГPOЗHЫЙ ПAЦAH
ГOPДOCTЬ POCCИИ ЭФ ПЯTЬ ИЛЛИДAH
>TB Timber every game
I HATE THIS PATCH ALREADY
Will /ourgirls/ win TI?
>>146676072
why is Demon taking a picture with Illidan
>>146675324
What if we just combine them. Make NA Dota play against Russians. Ruin everyone's day except the viewers'.
>>146676060
>tfw this might be true
>>146675236
Yes, although it actually loses one of its uses when you upgrade from force staff.
>>146675403
They're literally carrying their entire country on their backs this TI. If they don't win they're not going home, in fact they probably don't have one.
>>146676242
lower cooldown is almost worth it imo
>That Ramzes TP to t4s and feed
>that kick to help EE survive
>that Razor standing next to TB so TB can just kill him in WW ult
Empire was such a fucking shitshow
>thread died
okay dotards, I get it
Here's your new thread
>>146676147
NEW MEMES WHEN???
>Fear Lycan
AWOOOOOOOO
>>146675403
They will lose to Alliance in the playoffs
HELP
TERRORBLADE TOLD ME HE'LL SUNDER HIS WAY TO THE TI6 GRANDFILES UNLESS YOU POST IT
>it's a panelist has to awkwardly try to call Nahaz's bullshit without appearing too mean to reddit episode
>>146676242
Which one?
>>146675649
Secret showed them the way:
-let enemy pick overpowered rightclicker
-make overpowered rightclicker kill his own team
>>146672306
Raise his bat and lower turn rate
>>146675535
Buy a lotus orb
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