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PREVIOUS MEMES: >>146658257
FUCK DOTA
azor madara
fuck /a/
FCUK
bulba thouhg
xth for watching RTZ player perspective while he farms and listening to Burial on a rainy evening.
>04. Burial - [Untrue #04] Ghost Hardware
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Poor EE
>>146668204
this, pretty much
>78 memes late
d2g is for cute boys only
>Europe has tier 1 teams
SECRET CAN STILL WIN. DON'T GIVE UP HOPE.
If Synderen stack loses their next game vs Vega and Secret win theirs vs Empire, there will be a 3 way tie for 1st place. And then our guys Secret will win...won't they?
BELIEVE.
Secret deserve to win. They WILL win.
>>146668243
nothing wrong with /sp/ lad
>>146668243
What about /vr/ senpai?
>>146668243
>/g/ not approved
Who's the Steph Curry of Dota?
>>146668243
> /pol/
wahhhhh, I don't like differing opinions on issues people care about. Wahhhhh
>Poopey literally have to wipe blublas ass on the offlane
Pathetic
What's the most satisfying ability noise and why is it Echo Stomp?
>>146668341
Ritsu
he's a mechanical god but tilts easily
But seriously DK/Slark vs. TB and Razor is seriously SHIT DRAFTING from Puppey.
>>146668341
miracle
>>146668329
/g/ is just consumerism and shilling and has been so for years tbqh
>>146668350
>differing opinions
/pol/ is an echo chamber
>>146668243
>/g/ is not okay
>/a/ is
consider suicide
>>146668243
This is the official IBQC approve approval.
>>146668364
i'm pretty sure you mean double earth splitter
Whats the most autistic team that got invited?
>Escape starting to roll over Vega
Welp, Synd did it
>>146668356
Puppey loves his Axe that just makes his offlaner work.
>>146668243
how about you kill yourself
EMPIRE NO!
>>146668641
>lmao run at you with 4 people before 10 minutes strat
MVP started this, and everyone allowed this
>Empire TB maxes his W
I hope they lose.
>>146668341
I don't follow NBA, can you give a quick summary of him?
>>146668341
i dont watch basketball but ive seen a lot of memes recently with him winning everything then losing the actual finals
so hes like rtz
a "prodigy" that never won anything
i still believe
Reminder that you're posting on a containment board for sc2 general and that the greatest shitposters of all time was 2012 /scv/
If you aren't a /scv/-rapefugee please refrain from trying to shitpost and let the experts do their job.
Escape throwing against TB
3-way tie incoming (ebin)
THE PEOPLE WHO EXCLUSIVELY POST ON D2G SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF INTELLIGENCE CHARTS FOR SURE WITH HOW EASILY THEY GET BAITED INTO REPLIES
MOST LIKELY REDDIT tBh LAD
BAFFLED
>>146668710
He won the finals last year though
>>146668731
Sooo, if Secret wins and Escape loses that match, and then Secret wins the tiebreakers there's a hope for Artyom, without going on playoffs
>>146668517
>/lit/
>highest IQ
lmao
>>146668710
He won last seasons playoffs, went 73-9 in regular season.
He is a good player just not as good as LeBron.
>tfw you're a jack-of-all-tradesyes I've never had a rampage fuck you.
I've had them stolen away from me on multiple occasions.
>that feel when put too much faith in Invoker
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRST IN ALL THINGS YOU FUCK
>>146668694
>>146668292
>Empire losing
>Vega winning
THE DREAM BOYZ
Daily reminder that if you are a dotard,
you should leave.
>>146668329
According to the IBQC, videocard and smartphone discussion is inherently a millenial topic and thus detrimental/toxic to any board's integrity.
>>146668323
Approval pending.
>>146668301
Millenial central, 2nd /int/ since flags were introduced. Although insider info says that IBCQ is reviewing them again.
>>146668598
I do not browse any of the first section boards, so why should I?
>>146668517
That is an apocryphal IQ chart and DEFINITELY NOT IBQC related.
>>146668350
It's a hub for millenials, also an unfunny echo chamber that uses hate as their main tool of discussion, IBQC will NEVER approve such a bad board.
>>146668739
Original Shitposting Metaforgers
>>146668867
>>146668867
>Empire losing.
God you 2k'ers are fucking retarded
>>146668847
>Never had a rampage
Hey there, you're not alone
>>146668756
Based faceblitzstarcrump bro
>>146668739
>moot
caring about some random namefags
fucking newfags i swear
>>146668907
this gimmick has some good potential keep it up
>>146668756
When Blitz laughs he looks like a muppet
>>146668907
you speak like your 12 with your ibcq up your ass
>look my fellow mo... boarders I created this funnay thing haha XD it's now officially the coolest new thing, me included
what if wise would flee my footfall
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>EE probably wont be at TI6
>our guy DotaDemon will be
feels great
SWNL
RTZ HASNT HIT A SINGLE FUCKING POUNCE
SECRET GAME
IS ON EES BACK
ONCE AGAIN
Why do they do t his to themselves
why did they pick DK
why
>>146668292
Secret lost. They are about to get Terror-memed.
>shitrekt
R T Z
Why does G have phase boots on ember
why would he go phase over treads if he's not getting travels
>RTZ
EVERY TIME
>Secret
>Arteezy
Looks like these shitters won't be meeting EG in the TI6 finals
Artour does it again!
This whole "check me out guys I'm 'shit posting' XD" culture needs to fuck off already, everywhere I go on the internet it's the same /int/ and /pol/ shit
Even twitch chat is spamming about cucks and euros and amerifats, I'm surprised you faggots still think this shit is cool and edgy
I wanna be on a panal with Nahaz so bad
Just so I can make shit up and have him agree with me only to go back and say the complete opposite of what I said a couple minutes later and watch him agree with me again, and then tell me he was thinking that from the beginning.
>>146668731LUL
ARTOUR THOUHG
>>146669052
I am sorry to cause such a monumental amount of buttock pain on you.
>>146668854
>putting invoker ahead of a tb and a sven in networth at any point
>those pounce misses
It's like my 3k pubs!
>Arteezy
AHAHAHAHHAHA
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>R T C
R T C
>>146669141
o WAIT
they gave the slark to arteezy
they can still do it
PEEEEDUR
TAKE ME BACK
AGAINAGAIN
>>146668450
Depends on the thread you go to.
I mean sure there are daily "Nvidiafags/AMDrones btfo" threads, but there are legitimately intelligent people who know what they are talking about.
I have had interesting programming related conversations with people there and have left knowing more than I did when I started, and I have gotten legitimate purchase advice.
On a side note, RTC what the fuck are you doing?
>>146669098
You have to stop posting those semen demons.
>EE always feeds so much lets give him an unkillable hero
Puppey thinking on the next level
>>146669287
>they gave the slark to arteezy
>they can still do it
Slark and DK are both bad picks vs. TB+Razor
>>146669196
based. thanks for posting this.
the stoic fly gets me every time
Where the fuck is Lesnar poster lmao. Demon Maradeur in two simultaneous games
I'm glad this trashcan casting is ending soon
>>146668847
i got my first one couple patches ago with OD, just spam op heroes
>>146669450
Of course Lesnar would be observing the games
>>146669364
i was going to post that arteezy is a good player who can carry them and with EE they would had 0 chance but then he missed that ES Pounce
Its like if arteezy actually hated his team and wanted them to lose
>EE is complete garbage
>LUL BA
>Arteezy goes from playing a 1v9 to a straight tilt
>Puppey is trying, but not too hard
>who is pie?
I don't believe anymore lads ;_;
>>146669467
I'm getting into Sven currently, so I might get it one of these days.
>puppey
Why do people want Secret to win, anyway?
jesus fuck
secret doesn't want it
I hope they disband if they don't make it
>le empire will win because they beat secret in some shitty online games
dee too gee b t f o
huh, terrorblade carrying another game, guess whos surprised
not me
>>146669450
He'll give us a breakdown of their performances after the games
>>146669575
we don't
arteezy deserves this for all the backstabbing he's done
has arteezy landed a single pounce all game?
>>146669575
Makes TI more fun when you can shitpost with/at them
><>146669450
>literally encouraging avatarfagging
kill la lill yourself
which game losing cancer do you get most pissed off at when theyre on your team?
natures prophet midas jungle?
or offlane "i didnt get a carry" windranger?
Fucking ivanov has zero fucking mechanical skill
No wonder he's legit 6k
>>146669575
Puppan and to a lesser degree Artoursky and EE are some of the most popular players.
>>146669575
Because Artour is the true underdog. He deserves that ti win under his belt
>>146669560
:goodjob:
Vega actually is beating Escape
If Secret wins, 3 way tie for first which means more BO1s
>>146669654
Wait, people still PLAY this crappy game?
>>146669696
Only puppan is likeable though. EE is just an autistic cunt and Artour is something else entirely.
>>146669753
>If Secret wins
so no bo1s
>>146669654
"Jungle LC"
How happy is Brock Lesnar?
People have been picking terrorblade constantly through the quals
guys
why do teams keep banning me first
i just want to show you how good i am
>>146669654
>Mjonir dragonknight
>>146669778
Well if Escape loses they still have to face F5 for the spot to TI
>>146669753
won't they just go by who beat who in the group?
Escape beat both secret and F5 so that would make them first no matter what
>>146669654
>cliff jungling anything
>offlane feeding relentlessly
>tinker building full dagon 5 when the enemy core is already halfway through bkb instead of hex
>cores trying to go for heroes instead of hitting the buildings and get kited and die
>shitters not knowing how to end games
>1000 other things that i cba to list rn
>Terrorblade 33 games 78.79%
>Elder Titan 35 games 68.57%
>Vega out already
>Trying to take Escape down with them
Please, I just want to see Synderen get in over Secret
>>146669753
There'll do another BO1 even if secret loses and Vega wins right?
>>146669920
it was this way in SEA demon beat both teams they were tied with BUT MUH RULES and they had to beat them again so i guess it will be the same in EURO
>>146669826
only one word does it justice hombre
titillating
>>146669654
windranger pick in general
encrapness
qop of pain
rubick, especially when there really arent any great steals on enemy team
>>146669940
Not today
>>146669654
Safelane Void
>>146669753
No they arent
Escape has the better late
at some point vega wont be able to win more fights
I actually really like fluff casting
calm voice
always focused on the game and what's going on
very knowledgeable on strategies and timings
>>146669920
First place is tiebreaker BO1s
5th is also tiebreaker BO1s
Head-to-head is for anything inbetween which will likely still be needed because alot of teams are 5-4
RAZOR IS SO FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCK YOU EMPIRE FOR PICKING THAT JOKE HERO
based puppan saves the day
>>146669986
Oh, you're right.
Okay, I'm ready for tie-breakers!
Is RTZ carrying this sorry team to victory
>>146670072
PLEASE somebody post the Warrun webm
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
how does secret play so cocky all the fucking time even if they're not ahead and the enemy team just bends over and makes the shittiest play FUCK
Come on Vega
Do it for Shitrekt!
>a regional qualifier winning team
>with synderen and qojqva on it
>not mouz
feels weird
>>146670160
Name 1 (one) way to fix Razor for this meta
Force staff is literally the best item in the game
>>146669971
If Empire beat Secret and Vega beats Escape, Escape goes to TI 7-2 first in group.
Secret might need to play BO1s for the 5th place tiebreaker with a bunch of other teams
>>146669654
Forgot to mention:
>shitters who pick #1 only to have 2 items at 25 minutes despite having an entirely uncontested lane
>>146670105
>Terrorblade
>Pushing from ghost lady
>Against an Invoker who gets shut down by an item
dont make fun of tobi ;_;
FLIPSIDE ARE ABOUT TO KNOCK OUT VP
are tiebreakers being played today?
NA DOTA IS STARTING
GRANT CASTING DC v VOID BOYS
>>146670105
ok they lost
nvm
>>146670287
Literally Kill WW win game
>>146670247
>>If Empire beat Secret and Vega beats Escape, Escape goes to TI 7-2 first in group.
No they go 6-3 you fucking retard and are tied 1st with F5
>VP CHOKING
FNG YOU FUCKING MEME MASTER WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DRAFT
ESCAPE LOSES
ESCAPE VERSUS F5 FOR INVITE TO TI6
rage against the dying light rtz
>>146670194
>that tummy
How is the Escape game going?
>it's a tiebreakers script all over again
nice game guys
>maybe we can drug him
>I'm not even a cosplayer, Tobi
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
holy fucking shit nahaz
that fucking burn
>>146670235
I'm glad Fata made it.
>>146670297
After watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXbzp_U0ow it's hard not to
>>146670336
I love grant but who cares, lmao
>>146670373
>tummy
that's a gut or at least a belly
>>146670349
If Secret wins its going to be 3 way like SEA
Secret about to get Terror-meme'd
Fuck.
REMIND ME OF THE STATUS OF SCIENTISTS
>>146670228
because secret is an NA team, and yuro's always bend over for their NA bulls.
NAHAZ
LMAO
M
A
O
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
B A F F L E D
Anyone who drops Nichijou deserves to lose.
Fuck you Envy.
Fuck you Shitrekt.
>game goes shaky for secret but still kinda winning
>envy shits the bed
>it all goes downhill from that
EVERY
GAME
Can someone explain why TB isn't the #1 ban in every single game?
OUR GUYS FDL ARE ON RIGHT NOW
twitch tv/beyondthesummit6
>>146670373
Envy needs to lay off the pocky or whatever the fuck animes eat
epic dewarding by team secret
I hate all the casters desu.
What should I listen to while I watch in game?
>Virtus Kek
Now Secret has to lose or fucking Alliance avoids tiebreakers :/
>>146670587
learn russian my man
>arteezy
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>146668923
LMao, what now faggot?
SECRET DREAM IS REAL
EG just got terror-memed. Secret are beating the terror-meme.
GG TERRORBLADE TOO FAT
SECRET TO LOSE TI POSSIBILITY
>RTC
R T C
T
C
>ARTEEZY
LMAO
BASED FUCKING SLAVS.
SECRET WILL NEVER LOSE
>R
>T
>Z
viewerships are going down so much if the CIS teams dont make it...
>CIS NEEDS THEIR OWN REGION
lmao
this complete fucking lack of coordination
RTC?
Dragon Lance on DK?
rtz is a disgusting slark player
So if Secret wins, Alliance actually is in the playoffs since VP lost
Holy shit Alliance could go to TI. I hope Loda and S4 didn't hang themselves yet
>>146670514
lmao it's this faggot again.
do you HONESTLY hold nichijou in such high regards to dismiss him entirely because of that?
Like, nigger how can a generic slice of life, episodic, no-cohesion anime make you praise it so damn hard?
>pic related: better anime
>>146670557
Are you telling me that Beesa is playing the carry?
>the city of Artour
>Get RTZ for your team
>Can't even play balanced fish of stat-stealing
LMOA
Can Nahaz shut the fuck up
should i go out and get mcdonalds or deliveru
>toby shitting on Nahaz
Top fucking kek.
>SECRET IS GOING TO LOSE TO EMPIRE
ARE YOU FUCKIGN SERIOS
No timber, no win
>FNG not making it to TI6
>Secret or Alliance still might
there's no justice in this gay world
>Syndershit
>>146670742
Last time Secret won vs. Empire was in 2015
>that feel when our boys Alliance can still make it
>Yfw secret has to go through wildcard
Why didn't Puppey just kick EE instead of W33 and brought artz to play carry like he should?
>nahaz getting kek by our guy tobi
>>146670801
based stats
this is some world series type shit
So if secret wins we get a 3 way tie, and if secret loses we get a 5 way tie?
>mfw Alliance will get cucked again by Power Rangers
>>146670819
Won't happen at this point senpai they've already won too much.
HOWEVER
If Empire wins this Alliance may get knocked out.
>>146670745
what was arteezy saying?
>>146670706
m-my shit i-is b-better than yours!!
fuck off
>>146670696
dragon lance is the new drums except it gives 6 more str and 6 more agi
TERRORBLADE LITERALLY CAN NOT LOSE
WHAT THE FUCK ICEFROG?
>>146670761
I feel bad for FNG but you should know who to blame. If it it wasn't for that VP player insisting his friends come in and forcing FNG to offlane, none of this shit would happen
>FIRST PICK TB
>WIN
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET >SECRET
lesnar what have you done
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>146670856
What? PR are out
>>146670921
>>146670925
Pros just aren't used to NEW HERO PICK
desu I'm fine either way
If Secret wins we'll get ebin tiebreakers for #1 spot
If Empire wins Alliance might get knocked out
>>146670921
just if rtz's slark wasn't that horrible
![gKwuolt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kLMhTWd.jpg "gKwuolt[1].jpg")
>>146670761
>actually liking fng
Let me guess, you're a non-slav who doesn't know any inside information about VP?
>>146670706
>nichijou is generic.
BZZZT WRONG, Nichijou is held in the highest regard by all the anime experts and this dumb cunt dropped it on episode 6 or whatever.
He deserves nothing but failure if he drops Nichijou but rates SnK a 10/10.
Did you also know he gave EVA a 1 too?
>Pick TB
>Win
UGHHH DOTARDS????
>Hurricane Pike DK
WHY
WHAT'S THE LOGIC BEHIND IT
YOU DON'T DO DAMAGE WITH AN ARMLET ALONE 40 MINUTES IN
WHAT IS THIS
>but but CIS needs their own qualifiers
>>146670871
Alliance will get knocked out, head to head they lost to Empire, Secret and AF
Secret has to win to keep Alliance in the game.
>the city of shitrekt
>>146670994
>all the anime experts
Who?
>expecting to win against tb with dk/slark/dark seer cores
wew lad
who picked this shit?
>>146670879
>kuroky listen to me, I played on EG I am better than you, you need to listen to me!
>>146671018
he fell for the range meme
idk could be good in fucking tb's positioning so he cant sunder
>>146671018
EE was probably thinking
>SWNL
>I'LL BUY JOKE ITEMS BECAUSE WE CAN'T LOSE IN QUALIFIERS
>>146670976
who are good guys of slavscene
>>146670976
>you have to be a Slav to care about slav teams
i like fng and i've liked G from LGD.int days
>>146670957
Last year PR was out and they beat alliance with some cheese strat effectively eliminating alliance
Fuckign Secret is going to lose this
>>146671027
somehow you just manage to miss empire, right above the other russians
reminder that russians always choke at TI, ukrainians dont tho
>>146671018
You need to be extra careful as a literally invincible dragon man! Especially when there's a Venge who can invalidate any range advantage you have!
SECRET IS FUCKING OUT
>>146670994
>anime experts
so neckbeard virgins like you lmao?
Beesa is playing guys
>>146671018
it's an alright pick up on dk, I've seen it a lot
it only costs 1900 gold
I guess people dont' realize that a 1900 gold item gives the same stats as a 4k gold item (SnY)
THE ETERNAL KEKDOM OF SECRET
BACK TO SUCKING KEMAL'S FAT DICK EVERY DAY POOPAN
OUTSMARTED BY PPD IN THE END
HOW ARE SECRET FANKEKS EVER GOING TO LIVE THIS ONE DOWN
SECRET
IS
OFFICIALLY
FUCKING
DONE
FOR
FOREVER THE SLAVES OF THE TURKROACH
ARTEEZY THE CHILD OF MUSLIM RAPE BABIES IS DONE FOR
ELL AYY EMM OOOOOOOOOOOO
>>146671046
>be secret fan shit
>now I want them to lose
EE YOU FUCK UP SO MUCH JUST FUCK UP THIS ONE TIME
>>146670976
redpill us on fng slavbro
>>146670994
he gave eva a 1 because it "broke" him. I'm pretty sure he said he liked it but who knows
