What starts with an "R" and ends with a "T"?, Edition.
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
First for Rylai!
shitty fucking thread you nigger.
Shitty.
Fucking.
Thread.
>Pick Terrorblade
>Win game
IM BORED PLS HELP
I mean the battle pass is great and all, but its a different feel- like a website it's cool but kind of impersonal while having that magical book made it truly feel like yours.
Sure it could use some navigating improvement, but the overall feel wasn't like someone just threw together a new web page with a bunch of panels and rewards and quests (all great). I feel there was just something more exciting about it.
SAVAGE SLACKS
FEAR WHAT YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND
I'm glad Iron Talon exist because it allowed more heroes into the meta.
Before Iron Talon, several heroes were never picked because the teams would say it was not possible to lane the hero.
Iron Talon alone brought several hero back in the meta, specially melee ones which would just be food in the laning phase.
Thank you Mr. Lizard.
>>146640173
pick him into elder titan
SLACKS WITH THE INDUSTRIAL LEVEL BURN
zyori on suicide watch
Threadly reminder
Redd*t, not even once
I know slacks gets a lot of shit for his casting, which can be pretty terrible, but the constant banter and random comments are great. After watching games all day it's some much welcomed entertainment!
SOMEONE GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF HERE IM DYING
>>146640173
better than Naga/PL cancer shit, at least this nigga just pushes your shit in instead of ricing for 60 minutes then losing
I miss the compendium book.
I mean the battle pass is great and all, but its a different feel- like a website it's cool but kind of impersonal while having that magical book made it truly feel like yours.
Sure it could use some navigating improvement, but the overall feel wasn't like someone just threw together a new web page with a bunch of panels and rewards and quests (all great). I feel there was just something more exciting about it.
What did slacks do? FUCK
Games starting in the same time, you just can't switch one game to another and pick your predictions. It feels like hell when you've got a weak PC. I think it needs a separate block where you can see game picks and make your choices, not in-game ones. So uncomfortable.
Predictions are the best thing to happen to dotatv in a long while!
For a good time now, the community kept asking why you would want to watch ingame instead of on twitch. I don't know if this new addition of predictions shifts it back in favor of dotatv, but it sure is a nice step. It makes the games more compelling and gives a raison d'ĂȘtre to the chat. Well done Valve.
will midone play like ass
cheeky
>>146640336
MADMAN level burn
>jeyo storm
rofl
I would have no idea there are new predictions if it wasn't for this sub.
I'm talking about both the open qualifiers predictions and the new game by game predictions.
If I hadn't read this sub this week I would have probably missed out on both. I'm really not sure how many people missed this round of the qualifier prediction but if I had to guess, I would say a lot
I really wish Valve implemented a better system for notifying us about the new features within the Battle pass.
It would be nice if we got a notification saying "New features available in the Battle pass." And then the buttons that lead to the new features would glow red until we click on them, or something like that.
>numblars
>erff
the casters are literally losing their minds
>>146640404
Can i get a tldr? I was afk
Slacks is flying too close to the sun
I fear he might meet the same fate as James
In-game predictions are so uncomfortable.
Games starting in the same time, you just can't switch one game to another and pick your predictions. It feels like hell when you've got a weak PC. I think it needs a separate block where you can see game picks and make your choices, not in-game ones. So uncomfortable.
slacks is going off rn
>>146640476
He's not targeting players directly, got a bit more leeway i expect.
LD or OD EITHER ONE JUST GIVE SLACKS MORE D. Amazing Casting duos ODpixel +SLACKS or LD + SLACKS
LD and SLacks is such a powerhouse cast and entertaining as all hell. SLacks and ODpixel is always fun as well. This high energy / semi serious casting is so great to watch. whichever one Slacks casts with it is definitely something of beauty. Personally I like slacks and LD it reminds me of Shrek and the Donkeys relationship from the first movie. Very Entertaining. Bravo guys!
Why is that storm naked?
Can People stop the hatred against Vultur and DrinkingBoys? Is not their fault
Valve invited them to this shitshow, and still those teams are being blamed by a lot of people, even today i heard casters making fun about "how bad they play", and is not fair at all.
>>146640476
Hes not making fun of the chinese government on a valve paycheck
hes fine
How is the stream quality on BTS so much worse than the slavs?
every single day
Petition for Slacks to cast in TI!
I really enjoyed his cast with LD , so much fun watching those two! I really hope valve will invite slacks because he worked hard and he deserves an invite to cast in TI6
Valve please make it happen!
is the audio fucked for anyone else on livestreamer?
>>146640615
no pity for being shit
Madara will destroy those dumb slavs.
New and Closing Predictions Warnings System.
I have just noticed that there were predictions for the qualifiers. This is my fault I missed them. However, I would love to see popups appearing (a little like the new items messages) that say when:
1.There are new predictions available
2.There are predictions that are closing in the next 24 hours that you have not completed
so that we don't miss them in the future.
pretty please
A huge mistake I noticed from many newbies: treating heroes in the early game as if their full potential has already been reached
This goes both ways. For example, teammates will be afraid to gank Sniper because they know how fearsome he can be if you let him get fed - but shit, this is still the laning phase! This motherfucker is squishy as hell. He's useless. Kill him a few times and shut him down.
On the opposite side of the coin, some people have no items yet remember that last game where they were a badass Sven and think they can take on a 1 v 3 fight - only to die faster than they can sneeze.
I think if people kept these two things in mind, they'd win a lot more games.
>sea monkeys
wait what did slacks do
What has happened to this general.
This is a mockery of what /d2g/ was even months ago.
Fuck all of you fucking memers trying to make yourself so fucking edgy and not even playing the fucking game.
fuck you modern /d2g/ FUCK YOU.
>>146640891
kill yourself
Bring Dota 2 to front when Banning starts
please implement this option similar to the "Bring Dota 2 to front when match found" option, I often find myself alt tabbed after accepting a match, only to tab in to the pick phase already started
don't really care for watching people load into the game or seeing other peoples profiles; in 4k, everyones a shitstain
EDIT: Apparently I'm a shitstain for not owning a second monitor in 2016
dude are u just pasting reddit posts
>>146640891
you actually play this shit game?
why?
>>146640954
He is.
One of our resident starcrumps from 2013.
Echo Stomp misconception
I've heard casters say that echo stomp is bugged numerous times.
Casters claim: Echo stomp is bugged at level 1, does more damage
Truth: Echo stomp is not bugged. Elder Titan does physical damage, the spirit does magical damage. When the spirit is not present/skilled, Elder Titan deals BOTH instances.
tl;dr: Echo stomp is not bugged.
Why are China qualifiers a LAN event while the rest are just online? Are all teams based on the same city or is this just some PW money laundering scheme considering there's no prizepool per se and just some sponsors maybe, this looks like pretty decent production
Or maybe LAN qualifiers could be financed just by sponsors but studios don't want to do it?
>>146640891
As if the Gulag wasn't shit enough already. I can't wait for all le epic memes on d2g :)
tandings
Round Robin preview lrthread
1. Execration Execration 6-2
2. Fnatic/Fnatic Fnatic 5-2
3. WarriorsGaming.Unity WarriorsGaming.Unity 5-3
4. TNC Gaming TNC Gaming 4-2
5. White Fries Gaming White Fries Gaming 4-3
6. Mineski Mineski 3-4
6. Rave Rave 3-4
8. Orange.Taring Orange.Taring 2-5
9. The Mongolz The Mongolz 2-5
uhm explain this fnaticucks
>>146641025
>Are all teams based on the same city
pretty much this
>>146640954
Nah...
Whatever gave you that impression?
>lesnar poster was right
>>146641096
which city?
>>146641051
M-MUH TOP 6 MAJOR WAHH
kunka first ban by VG.R
Why is Tidehunter going to jail?
He used a Torrent on KunkkaBay
"This is autistic" -Fatboy Slacks 2016
so whoever gets the highest point in this qualifiers gets an invite for TI and the rest go playoffs for the other TI spot?
>>146640954
Its the same sc2 subhuman every time. He copy pastes reddit posts because he doesn't know enough about the game to make coherent shitposts, hopes for a bait about talking about the game then starts the subhuman "streamcuckoldry is superior to playing the game" garbage
>>146640968
Literally every damn time at this time of day.
is slacks trying to get fired
June 24th update FPS drop?
I am using an asus g750jm laptop with i7 4700hq and gtx860m, my FPS was used to be around 87 at max setting and never went under 60. For some reason after the update that introduce those immortal 2 my FPS always stuck at 32-38, anyone know what is wrong?
>>146641170
shithai
>NA dota is shit 90% of the tiem
>10% EG wins a lans and d2g is full of USA shitposters
lmao
what the fuck is happening in this thread
Get your stats and stuff together BTS please...
Like seriously you guys are broadcasting a lot of the games you should be really up to date with standings etc, it shouldn't be hard for you guys to at least stay on par with liquipedia.
For example on the multicast channel everyone thought only a couple of games of the china qualifer had been played when the qualifiers is almost a quarter way through...
Edit: Overall it's just very misleading in general, even worse when they are arguing between each other and production, i.e godz saying WG.Unity is 4-3, Zyori agreeing with him, production says 5-2 and it ended up being 5-3.
>they are just ignoring Slacks autistical remarks
>>146641338
looks like someone got triggered by his reddit threads getting deleted countless times so he decided to make a non-reddit OP and spam reddit posts instead
>>146641232
Correct
Wait is slacks a cuck
>when you realize one of the dudes talking is Sheever
slacks has to be high right now
>>146641347
don#t blame BTS
blame Valve for going full retard with 9 games at a time
>>146641338
ribbit raid with slacks posting and ribbit threads
>>146641382
What's this "reddit" stuff? There's no "reddit" here.
This is the le epic gulag!
Only us gulaguites here with the le fresh mems!
Fuck slacks
Fire him already
>doublehelldemon
>balanced
>>146641547
>>146641547
this is the best we're going to get
enjoy it while you can before llama casts again
I unironically enjoy slacks antics especially the bits about his first wife
>>146641452
I wish I thought I was cool
>>146641601
You're cool in my heart, dude.
>>146641590
Le cuqué
>>146641634
if only you were a real qt ;-;
>twitch con
have you ever seen a place with more disgusting neck beard degenerates?
>>146641580
Jokes on you, she's already casting [A]-Vega
>>146641590
no shit hes the only entertaining one
>>146641709
well i am in d2g
>>146641709
>have you ever seen a place with more disgusting neck beard degenerates?
I'm not really interested in checking out your house, so I think I'll pass.
I'ma just slip in here to say, can we have better item options in general? Why did I do a bunch of quests to get a dank WR set with a great theme, then grind even more quests to unlock a style for it, only to now have to choose between the (IMO better looking and) more thematically congruent bow for my set, and the immortal with its awesome powershot animation?
>>146641709
Blizzcon
>>146641774
CAN HE RECOVER
>>146641709
brony con
BTS Casting Hub
I don't think this kind of casting should be happening, nahaz and fluff were the only ones that were watchable last night. Felt like nahaz was trying really hard to not rage the others of the camera. I assume the others wont get invited to many valve events if they keep up this weird flame/think there better than all the players culture.
>>146641839
good god just shut up
nobody cares about professionalism in a fucking video game tournament
did our guys (EG) make it
>>146641709
twitch con is sort of normie
>>146641803
Probably not.
I wrecked his ass really good with that one.
hehehehe
>>146641909
every single game has been a 15 minute stomp
yet to drop a game
>>146641774
HOLY SHIT FUCKIGN SAVAGE
>fy vs fenrir
sad
>>146641980
is zai Dota 2: Reborn's bonjwa?
>>146641980
Thanks, dude.
I do it all for you guys.
>>146641898
this x100
i want casters that can make me laugh
>>146641402
On which stream is Sheever?
>>146642069
Win a TI before you talk, zai
>cuckliance about to get dunked
rofl
>>146641924
It's normies trying to look like Chads or NEETs.
>Brewmaster
Oh boy s4 will choke so hard
>>146642107
sorry I thought Slacks was Sheever
they sound the same to me
>>146642091
Who is this semen demon?
the amount of russians in this game blows my fucking mind HOLY SHIT
>alliance draft no damage and are getting HUSKAR'D
these qualifiers are actually so good this year. Actually so much fun
thank you sheever for pausing during early match bet times
i don't know if it was intentional, but it was really nice and i think all casters should do it for the rest of the quals
>Empire 1-4
>>146642202
>watching swedes get dumpstered
Ageless entertainment. Watching aussies getting dumpstered would also qualify but they are literally good at nothing to begin with.
Low prio
I got 2 abandons so im sent to low prio. I went to find match. After hero selection i dced again. When i went back i have 1 gold. I wonder if dota 2 could detect network issues and just let us bail some abandons rofl. Cause seriously its so frustrating
>>146642192
Lol, icefrog ignores everyone.
>>146642192
Why the fuck? This screenshot must be fake.
>>146642284
hasselhoff on suicide watch
>>146642181
Sauron.
I want anime to leave...
>>146642157
Nevermind, I found here, back on the "fun" stream.
>>146642336
>9gag
>activation clause with no effect
Nice la!
>>146642284
This is legit autism right here.
>>146642430
I do believe Aussies are asleep by now.
I haven't seen Adelaide around either.
>Arise
Fucking aussies on the roll again
>slacks getting ignored
Thank you! Fuck that annoying piece of shit.
>>146642496
What the fuck is up with this Aussie persecution anyway?
I'm pretty positive that there are no Aussies right now in this DOTA 2 thread.
>losing to discount VG
ehome lol
>fnatic might not get top
Fug
>>146642567
Stevenson?
>greentexting le epic comment
nice
>>146642306
yea there's no way n0tail wrote that
there are a fuckton of russians in this game tho
Why the fuck is S4 still picking Brew
A
FUCKING
COACH
>>146642642
Not really.
My name is in the OP though.
who's writing the TI6 anime and is Bulba the MC
>>146642757
What the fuck?
Can you stop shitting up the thread, please?
HAHAH GUYS I KNOW A FUNNY GAME LET'S POST REDDIT POSTS HERE SO WE CAN UPBOAT EACH OTHER XDDD
Slacks shitting all over the other analysts with his sick lore knowledge
TNC needs to stop respecting these Mineski shitters holy shit
>>146642757
typical anime poster
>>146642819
Well he has to compensate somehow.Why are there so many degenerates here right now who like this cunt?
>>146642757
why would you even waste server space with this
>going radiance on tb against tinker naix
iceiceice is a literal retard
>going radiance on tb against tinker naix
iceiceice is a literal genius
Anyone got the oddshot where you can hear sheever taking a piss?
why are we so dead
>radiance tb
DARYL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS ISN'T 2011
Javelin does not play any sound or any effect when it triggers.
i don't now if it bothers anyone besides me but one of the reasons why dota 2 is a good game is unique sounds to each skill and item, i think even javelin needs a sound or effect.
>>146643031
Where are you guys watching the ehome game?
>RADIANCE TB
does he at least have dragon lance?
DEMONS TEAMMATES ARE LITERALLY FUCKIN BRAINDEAD GODDAMIT
>>146643065
here *unzips dick*
>>146643031
dont bother vgr will stomp ehome shortly
>>146643065
/dota2ruhub5
>>146643056
Except it's a shit item that you don't carry in your inventory 99% of the time.
Sir Action Slacks
Is fucking hilarious this Qualifier. I don't understand why people hate him so much. Guy makes Dota 2 worth watching.
>no llamadownunder gf
>Build studio with an emphasis on English coverage of SEA and Chinese games
>Ignore China completely
How does the regional qualifier works?
Hello, /d2g/, as per the title, how does the regional qualifier works? How does the current system affect the rankings and stuff?
Are all games a Bo1 or a Bo3?
Thanks in advance for answering my questions! :)
>>146643160
Because I'm not a redditor?
Because you're baiting for easy (You)s?
Holy fucking Net Worth
I thought only Alch could hit that kinda Ratio
demon singlehandedly carrying these thai shitters
>>146643089
JIMMY FUCKING DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
YYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUR BOY DEMON DOING IT YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>146643226
He's just copying and pasting Reddit posts. Probably Australian, do not respond.
>>146643160
this
slacks +basedllama is the GOAT caster combo
>>146643226
>Because I'm not a redditor?
Jokes on you:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4pwwxj/sir_action_slacks/
You literally just answered to a reddit post.
>>146643263
they're peenoise
>>146643331
So what?
who started this retarded Echosabe Lifestealer meme
>>146643160
He deserves to be a caster at every tournament
@146643370
that makes you a redditor by proxy
>>146643370
>So what?
I guess you're a redditor.
>>146643331
>call a post reddit
>haha you replied to a reddit post xD
Good joke m8
literally throwing
Why is Iceiceice playing TB like a discount Alchemist
>>146643370
aren't you mad that a portuguese faggot rused you?
I wish I was a portuguese faggot
>eggis
>eggis
>eggis
llama pls kill ryuu
>RADIANCE OCTARINE TERRORBLADE
STOP PLAYING HIM LIKE NAGA, TERRORBLADE IS GOODNAGA
>>146643424
>that makes you a redditor by proxy
er...
Not really.
I'm this thread's OP.
>>146643331
Your shitposting has stopped making sense, I think you should take a break for an hour and go again when you're ready.
>>146643426
So what?
>>146643517
And surprise surprise the thread made by a redditor is pure shit.
>>146643594
Really?
I think it's a pretty good thread so far.
>you can only send 8 gifts every 24 hours
ALright VAvle FUCKING ePIC DUDDES
UR REAllsy Epiuc K<AOMani9otdj ,-rsea
wskt
>Chaos Knight is finally meta
thank you basedfrog
>Chinese qualifiers are played on LAN
How the fuck is that fair?
>time to greentext again
How is this balanced?
>>146643803
chinese servers sucks dick
fucking ehome shits
Man, I can't remember a time where there would have been more autism on /d2g/ than right now.
>>146643803
how is it not?
>>146643875
99 percent of it is me
>>146643875
OG winning the first Major.
>>146643912
You're wrong.
It's actually me though.
>>146643912
In that care I must admit that I am impressed.
if iceiceice went fighting build would they have a chance?
because the mirana was useless and the supports did fuck all with a underfarmed offlane void
>radiance terrorblade
What year is it?
Top 5 shitty item builds pros regularily go for:
1 - linkens + manta medusa
2 - vlads/vanguard + manta void
3 - mom ursa
4 - echo sabre slark
5 - radiance + manta + octarine alchemist
>w/ @Llamadownunder & @RyuuDota
>>146643996
chinks thinking it's 2010
I've been gone for a while and a have a day off to check back in.
In the new interface, is there a way to just look at my god damn inventory items? This shit is giving me headaches
>>146643998
top 5 shitty posters on /d2g/
1. (You)
2. (You)
3. (You)
4. (You)
5. (You)
>russians failing to prevent Alliance from going to TI
Why do chimpenko shitters exist?
vega in charge of literally anything
>Vega
???
Also how is it worth the trade, Alliance isn't heavily behind in networth at all and barracks are worth a shitload of gold
how will Tiago ever recover from this?
>>146644039
just click the little shield+sword next to the exit button
>>146644081
its not worth
it's probably going to end up as the most retarded thing a team has done in the qualifiers
>>146644101
Who the hell are even those Vultur losers?
Probably NA shit, doesn't surprise me...
>>146644081
Because Huskar Oracle is a fucking broken gimmick.
Remember when Navi was raped by Alliance all game but after long enough Huskar becomes unkillable and can siege down the base
>>146644081
>>146644148
>it's probably going to end up as the most retarded thing a team has done in the qualifiers
What happened
>>146644196
they went for rosh while alliance took two lanes of rax
>Terrorblade beating CK
holy shit what a hero
>>146644196
vega went for roshan
alliance took 3 raxes and 1 t3
>>146644149
A noname NA team that got a qualifier invite because they were one of the only teams that didn't break the roster lock.
>>146644196
They went to Rosh without TPs and Alliance took middle lane of barracks, top T3 and melee barracks and got out clean
>>146643998
>no orchid clinkz
>>146644196
They went rosh with their mid rax exposed while alliance were all alive and pushing mid, they lost mid and top rax for aegis and cheese
>>146644280
Pros stopped using that one already
>Go Radiance Terrorble
>LOSE
FUCKING CHINKS
>>146644238
ah.. it figures.
I don't really expect that NA shitters can play C.A.R.R.Y. Abaddon, so.. like I said, it doesn't really surprise me.
Tough luck for them I guess.
>>146644254
>>146644284
They lost the game with that first T3 push at the bottom lane desu, everything after that was irrelevant
why don't any of you burgers go shoot up twitchcon?
>icex3 going radiance octarine tb
why would he do this meme
>>146644217
>>146644238
>>146644254
>>146644284
literally 1 reply would have been good enough
>>146644367
they did it for upvotes
fuck ehome honestly
only match i bet on for today and its gone
fucking retarded mirana drafts against naix
Doturds :)
>>146644353
I think the plan was to delay the game because they were getting raped
Secret better not lose more than 1 match today, otherwise Alliance may qualify straight up.
>>146644417
>RADIANCE TERRORBLADE
L M A O
Alright, it's pass 10am so I guess I'm heading for a bit of sleep.
I hope you guys behave yourselves and keep enjoying my thread properly.
Take care and have fun watching the DOTA 2 games.
Catch you all later.
>Shane AND Sheever casting together
Literally 3k the cast
>>146644348
dumb anime poster
Condolences dotards. You had a good run.
holy shit. if exectration defeats mineski and TNC drops a game against wg and orange, they'll definitely take the invite.
Come Home White Man
>>146644636
my laptop overheated when it ran overwatch
must be shit game tbqh
>>146640068
What first skill should I use on Tidehunter? I'm not in the mood to use SEA servers, and I'm playing Hard on bot mode. Please send help.
>pr - f5 game
>tb has mkb
???
I don't want Alliance to qualify :(
>>146644636
>most of overwatch players are on consoles
l m a o
>>146644650
*if execration defeats wfc
>>146644584
>playing dota
>not being a weeb
>>146644685
They got no chance in hell at TI.
Them dropping 12-16 would still be lulzy
>>146644636
What a sad state for shooters 2bh
>>146644636
>average redditor has 5,6k mmr
yeah no
>>146644676
>enemy has evasion
>not buying MKB
>>146641308
NA DOTA LUL
Secret game soon hype
>>146644760
oh the slardar had solar crest ok
lets go madaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>146644745
Redditspy here
Its an injoke, thats number is actually the number of people online browsing /r/dota2
Redditspy out
Peter Dager
@Peterpandam
Daily reminder. Secret chose to play in the EU qualifier > the NA qualifier.
EternaLEnVy @EternaLEnVy1991
@Peterpandam why would we risk playing against drinking boys
Savake :-D
>>146644685
>Wanting based sjw destroyer bulldog to fail
>>146644882
How can anyone root for a guy that calls himself madara? It's literally solid cancerous cringe tier
Would you lick her armpits?
>>146644950
Thanks for reminding me to filter this new retarded armpits meme
>>146644895
Who is this jizz wiz?
>Panel got fired for not meeting the diversity quota
>>146644914
THAT'S IT, IM NOT EVER INVITING EE TO MY TEAM.
Madara will win.
>>146640358
dont r*post r*ddit in /d2g/ thanks
>picking AM the badTB
>>146644721
do you swallow?
>tb vs am
cleganebowl ?
>>146645154
This is my turf now, fuck off.
Madara Anti Mage!
>>146645235
yes~
post steam
>>146645259
>TB vs badTB
Do you guys like /u/?
what the fuCK ARE YOU DOING WHITE FRIES
FUCKING RETARDS DOING ROSH LIKE THAT WIHOUT DETECTION AGAINST A FUCKING WEAVER THAT RAN IN AND GRABBED AEGIS
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE RETARDS TTHIS FAR AHEAD IN THE QUALIFIRRS JESUS FUCKING CHRS
>>146645324
Post yours.
Why is Soe so beautiful
>>146645375
gaaaaaaay
OH wow look at the faggot ass mods not banning these same fucking erping faggots
>>146645332
How is am badTB they are not similar in the slightest
>>146645375
Both male/femboy and male/dickgirl is more hetero than /u/
>>146645430
I'd rather they banned that portuguese faggot spamming reddit posts honestly
When did Rave become so fucking shit?
>>146645456
every agi carry is badTB
>>146645430
mods left several months ago
this place is full blown degeneracy now
What if people built hurricane pike on weaver?
>tfw no friends to play dota with
>>146645530
not true i got banned for mentioning beesa and britain when beesa lost i made joke about death of uk
>>146645556
well I guess you triggered the one freeman that is still in here
TOBI CASTING SECRET
GET HYPE
>>146645549
I will be your friend! I will play with you!
how are people mad at ppd for defending NA? Seems like he cares about the region he's from, what a suprise!
>Elder Titan is useless
>TB is useless
-DOTA 2 GENERAL, 2016
It's funny everytime d2g gets BTFO
>>146645705
because they are european
>>146645705
>he cares
Like he openly bitched about having to playi n qualifiers for tournaments
like he bitched so much EG stopped participating in all tournaments that didn't invite them directly
>TERRORBLADE 1v5
lmao holy shit
>>146645548blademail
>>146645705
if he wasnt in the qualifiers he'd be shitting on them harder than anyone
he just likes to shit on everything and doesnt really care about NA
>>146645826projectiles are invisible so how would they'd have to have pretty fucking good reaction times once the hits start coming in
>>146642284
t. liquor pro
>>146645375
nothing beats it
>>146645548
that requires a ton of farm just to kill someone from fountain and all they have to do is buy ghost scepter
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOY DEMON DOING IT
WHO /DEMON/ HERE?
GoDz is dying inside talking to these 4k's.
>support zeus is good against riki t. lumi
jesus christ
>>146645936
get out
>>146645780
What does that have to do with euros being butthurt over ppd defending NA?
>>146645375
/u/ is love, /u/ is life
>>146645936
>plastic vulgar-looking generic whores
That not /u/ mate
>>146645979
PPD is the first one to hate on all NA qualifiers he bitched so much he said to all tournaments it was the qualifiers or them
Since then EG gets direct invites to all events
>>146645967
godz is trash and his """""""""insight""""""""" made more harm than good to dota community
see; categorizing heroes and players by numerical positions
>kotlguy thinks rtz will do more physical damage on timber than the ee weaver
???
This prediction thing really reveals how clueless the casters are.
>>146645375
serious question here, seems like I can never get a real answer:
why do men like to masturbate to other men fucking women?
isn't that basically what all "straight" porn is?
never understood that
>having weak illusions proc reactive armor for free
nice
i dig it
>>146646021
He deserves to request invites considering the calibre of EG being higher than most teams in the world. I don't think his whining about qualifiers had anything to do with the fact that they were NA based, just they were qualifiers in general.
>>146646040
retard
>>146646040
the only people who should be allowed to be called "analysts" at dota tournaments are active professional players
everyone else (with few exceptions) generally has no clue what they're talking about and just repeats things other casters/players say
How the fuck do I turn off prediction updates please
>Didn't hear about this prediciton thing until right now
Thanks Valve. Thank you for not documenting your changes :)
>>146646229
Not being kike enough to buy compendium trash
>>146646229
go back in time and don't give valve money
>>146646163
There are tournaments where there were no invites , there were tons of these since they wanted to milk the qualifiers, since EG bitched they got a direct invite to most of them and stopped going to the rest
it doesn't matter if they are good or not, they did complain about NA qualifiers being shit
Guys, were there any statements from Pupper and s4 back when Kuro vs RTZ drama started?
I can't seem to find any other than statements from Zai and 1437 (which both are rtz friends anyway) which makes it unreliable.
Jesus fuck Tobi stfu
>>146646378
Let it go autist
>>146646062
>annedroid thinks tb will deal the highest magical/pure damage
>>146646434
No you fuck, I've been following Pupper and Kuro since Team.Home days back in vanilla dota.
Of course I can't let it go.
>>146646289
I doubt he ever said NA qualifiers were shit, just qualifiers were shit in general. If he said NA was shit, there would of been alot more backlash, unless you got proof him saying it otherwise.
>>146646378
Puppey is literally in a team with arteezy right now so what do you think?
>>146646474
I wanna suck on anneedroid's bit fat sweaty nerd tits
>>146646378
no because they're respectful people who don't air dirty laundry in public just to get a reaction
the team fell apart and someone needed to be blamed
>>146646554
I thought RTZ was in the team because EE wanted to play with him
>>146646576
Wew. Nice to see someone else sharing the same opinion.
>>146646474
Does she think sunder is pure damage?
>>146646543
Doesn't matter what you think, he did and there was a brief shitstorm which came when he insulted a br or peruvian team during a game
>Give them Dark Seer and Timber
So they banned ET and what else?
>shitrekt
>it's a terrorblade patch
wake me up
Dont forget that rmn- is from germany
>Illidanstack beating secret
I want to believe
Honestly, Madara is a God.
>mfw Illidan makes it to TI6 while FNG has to stay at home
>>146646673
well show me where he did, otherwise fuck off
>>146646839
I want both of them to make it desu
>>146646808
Not watching, thought AF were doing pretty bad from the score, is it a 'I have finished farming' sorta game?
>yashi
>>146646896
It's a "Madara is raxing us while we Rosh" sorta game
>>146646902
>saanj
no you dumb fuck
>>146646772
at least it's better than Naga or PL patch
>based honorary European Envy-Kami absolutely destroying what's left of NAdota
Tobi is so fucking retarded god damn, sometimes nothing changes
one stinky
>Tobi
>>146646862
Found these
Couldn't find the inflammatory posts tho
http://esportsexpress.com/2015/03/ppd-apologizes-to-brazil/
>>146646896
yes, they have AM
>NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA
really tobi?
>I HATE NIGGERS
How did tobi get away with this on stream?
>Riki ET and AM
>still losing to TB
>Linkens Manta Medusa
>expecting to be able to kill this Timbersaw
>hating on our guy Tobi
fuck off back to plebbit BTS shills
>Did the vac trigger the linkens?
What the fuck Tobi??
>that ds
>that lion
DID HE JUST SAY GAS THE JEWS???
please tobi stop talking
>>146647051
it was in a lobby pre game
there were screenshots of it for some reason
>>146647179
>>146647182
Bulba tho
>>146647179
Made me Kek honestly wtf
>>146647142
Can't wait for d2g to get btfo by linkens manta Medusa once again
>I was looking at it and I was like "Now the vag is gonna cum"
tobi just talking about his sexual endeavours on public television and no one bats an eye
>19k networth medusa at 30 mins does literally nothing
guess her first 2 items
holy shit that dusa is big
>>146647326
>literally
>nothing
okay kid
>>146647362
Big for you
>>146647326
I actually have a blog post to make about a medusa who went bloodstone on my 4,5k avg game.
is there a worse team than PR?
>>146647326
wand and boots
How do you nerf Timber while still making him viable?
Remove the slow on the Chakram so he can keep his burst damage? Remove the pull back damage so its not insanely ridiculous burst?
whens the last time you heard a woman commentating an all man football match
we're so progressive guys
;^)
btw wheres (((ld)))
oh my fucking god that was so retarded
envy why
>shitrekt
>>146647409
Secret, apparently
just disband secret this wont work out
>Envy no BB
Secret can't beat trash like F5 or VP.
Holy shit they're horrible
>>146647326
you were saying?
>>146647461
about 2 weeks ago, had to mute the tv.
>Shitrekt
LOL
>That EE no BB bait
holy shit what a genius
>>146647484
>>146647492
>EE, RTZ OTP dream team is shit
no surprises
>>146647503
>5 mins later
>bought a butterfly after the manta linkens
>still does nothing to timber even when he is petrified
???
SHITREKT WILL NEVER WIN
>>146647561
if you think medusa is ever going to do anything against timber you're more 4k than i originally though
Arteezy doesn't deserve this shitty team
I still believe.
>ignore the medusa
>win
wow that was hard
>>146647051
"deserve a chance to prove their skill", wow that seems like a guy who believes the region he is at the top of, believes other teams have the ability to perform at the top level as well!
Here's the text of PPD whining about Pain. Yes it was rude, but fucking hell it was 15 months ago, teams have changed and so have region skill levels.
lol at these sentries from F5
>shitkek
>madara
>Picking Medusa against manaburn
Apologize
>it's a weak highground lineup against a farmed medusa episode
pretty sure I've seen this one before
>>146647595
no shit she will never do anything to timber when she has no damage
the funny part is she does nothing even when he is petrified
>>146647602
whats next for him?
>>146647650
>AM vs TB
AM destined to lose
>F5
FUCKING MADMEN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?
Whoever picked Weaver instead of Slark for Secret should get booted from picking heroes
envy no bb, this is over
>ILLIDAN DIDNT GO FOR THE MELEE BARRACKS WHEN RETURNING
WHY
>Illidan+wisp didn't finish the melee rax
REEEEEEEEE, IT WAS LIKE 100 HEALTH
>not taking the rax
>>146647713
I expect him to completely break and become a lifeless jaded top 3 offlaner in the world
>Wew lads, lategame decision making is hard
>>146647779
he's a manta skadi medusa he can't kill it
>>146647748
they picked it mid draft I think, maybe they didn't want to get hard countered
>yfw secret loses to rapierdusa
>28k networth medusa
>spends every fight just watching his team dying around him
is it just me or is envy the worst dota player ever i have never seen him do anything great, only average with horrible chokes and throws interspersed
>Medusa doesn't have any damage
>lose
WOWWWWWWW
She doesn't even hang around to get that melee rax kek.
>medusa can carry the team
Good joke lads.
>>146647759
Unless F5 just throws, I guess.
>>146647732
Illidan is the definition of a madman
I have no idea what that man is thinking desu
Just like illidan's pubs
>>146647713
at this rate he'll end up like demon
slavs are actually autistic
more so than ee
>>146647713
apotheosis
>bulba thouhg
>RTZ v the world
ENVY IS SO FUCKING STUPID
FUCK
EE is playing so bad
>wisp relocating medusa out right when fortify is about to end on the 100hp melee rax while medusa has stone gaze on
>>146647840
He's literally EE but russian.
Autistic virgin that watches anime and won't shut up about it.
>Envy
Man RTZ doesn't deserve this fucking shit team
>bubl and ee throw the game
guys post thicc snakes
>>146647823
>>146647832
>>146647835
apologize
>get rapier
>don't drop your treads or Manta to get the aegis when you have rapier
W H A T A R E T H E Y D O I N G
>I'll run around alone and let them kill me easily
-EE
>linkens manta medusa
>winning
d2g????
>doubting our boy Illidan
baka senpai
>>146647967
if wisp is alive medusa cant die
>>146647930
thats straigh t up fat
WHY DIDN'T ENVY FORCE THEM BACK BY GOING FOR THRONE (for even a few seconds, then tp back)
>Envy
I'm in fucking tears lads. How is this guy allowed in esports?
>>146648010
>>146648021
cuz Envy is trash
>>146647927
RTZ deserves every piece of shit. As does EE.
Is there a base race scenario with envy's deso here?
So this is the power of P G G coaching?
>>146648010
BECAUSE RELOCATE BEASTMASTER INTO EUL LINA SUTN LAGUNA NECRO ETC INTO LOSING THE GAME
The better question is why the fuck did he try to solo rosh instead of helping killing F5 when rtz was rekting them
>https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/746975343043452928
BETTER TO LOSE TO FUCKING FANTASTIC FIVE YOU AUTISTIC RETARD
Bulba tho
EE can't play weaver and EE can't play dota
>shitrekt
>EE
RAGEQUIT
>tfw Secret will never win
well, there goes the #1 spot.
Snek = gud????
Can anyone stop linkens manta medusa?
>Losing to VP
>Losing to F5
AND THESE AREN'T EVEN STRONG TEAMS AYY LMAO
leave shitrekt to me
>>146647950
>tfw your Medusa builds damage and you win
>Louis: Hello Jacky
>Jacky: stares blankly
>Louis: It's me, Louis.
>Jacky stares at his feet
>Louis: From the BBC?
>Jacky: Ah Hallo Lewee
>Louis: Is it alright if I come in?
>"Jacky suddenly hides behind his captain Puppey, I can see already this is a strange environment"
>Puppey: Sorry, he gets shy around strangers, come in, come in
>"As I walk through his large home I notice many Lego's strewn around the room and boxes of pizza"
>Louis: (concerned) Where does all this come from?
>Puppey: It's all for EE, he plays with Lego and never tidies it up
>Louis: Can I play Lego with you EE?
>Jacky: (Scowls) NO LOWEE MY LEGO
>Louis: That's okay, I'll just play with a few pieces
>Jacky starts crying
>Louis: Why are you upset?
>Jacky: (weeping) My legoos
>Louis: Okay, how about we just sit down and watch some streams
>Jacky: YAS LOWEE
>Jacky runs to his chair and beams at Louis
>Louis: So what do you watch on streams?
>Jacky: (Loudly) Chineeesee Cartooooooooons
>Louis: (To Puppey) And this is his normal routine?
>Puppey: Of course, else he gets upset and tries to choke me? (Jacky begins to throw a tantrum)
>Puppey rushes out of the room and comes back with pizza and a can of Mountain Dew
>Puppey: I forgot his food and drink for his Chinese cartoon time (Hands them to Jacky)
>Jacky snatches the food and drink and watches his Chinese cartoons
>Louis: Do you want to answer any questions EE?
>Jacky barks loudly at Louis
>Louis is confused and has a conversation with Puppey away from Jacky in the kitchen
>Louis: Is it always like this for you?
>Puppey (Begins to sob): I try so hard, it's just so difficult (Jacky can be heard clapping and shouting in the background)
>Puppey: I'm sorry you have to leave (Puppey opens a cupboard and takes out several pots of aderall)
>Louis leaves
>Jacky: BYE LOWEE
>"As I begin to depart I'm left wondering what I had just seen and the toll some people take on others"
>rtz no gg
when will he kill himself
>Eternal envy with the anime decision making once again
>Pie Lie Die desperately trying to carry his retarded 3 cores on his back
>RTZ with the no gg disconnect
>Illidan dismantling Secret
>>146648191
The living loder
Is it time for EE posting?
Linkens manta dusa wins again
post yfw shitrekt won't make it to ti
Apologize
>EU is about to have a 5 way tie
why the fuck is envy so bad. Seriously. fuck hes making careless mistakes
CHOTTO
>>146647835
retard
Secret = Dismantled
>>146648250
dumb memeposter
>People shitting on Alliance yesterday
>Same score as Secret
KEK
Secret might have to go play those B03 playoffs
>literally ignore heroes the entire game and just click creeps and then buildings while no one can kill you
>win
....dotards?
>>146648234
You would almost think he does this retarded shit on purpose
>>146648191
Lightofheaven with his bkb
>Envy
Every game I watch with Envy in it, he throws like a madman.
Envy is truly a shitter. Poor rtz
>>146648250
Him trying to solo roshan like a retard under hawk vision lost them the game
they could have won right there
but no
>madara
HAHAHAHAHAHA
we lost
>>146648323
he also never ever had bb when dead
lamo
>>146648250
I'm sorry puppey, you don't deserve the pieces of shit that are EE and arteezy and bulba.
APOLOGIZE
>>146648323
They could have won the game if Envy just pushed T4s/Ancient till they relocated back.
Without the Beastmaster they won't get the Weaver either. So there was NO point of him TPing back to fight around the bottom melee barracks when he could have forced them back before they got it.
>>146648306
whats odd about that
its your punishment for throwing like fuck and falling behind vs dusa
>>146648306
why is Ahri so qt?
>pee 1min
Such is life in a 70 minutes qualifier game
AM I MAKING IT???
who can stop secret??
>>146648370
What if he stopped kicking all the good players, instead of trying to build "dream teams"?
He's retarded as fuck
ăĄăăŁăšćŸ ăŁăŠăă ăă
>F5 have to play Vega, VP and AF today
Can they do it?
What's the best EE moment?
??????
You guys told me linkens>manta medusa was bad , then why is it winning games left and right?
>>146648370
>arteezy
He's the only one who trying to win that game
>>146648458
I think this entire game describes EE best.
>>146648386
>They could have won the game if Envy just pushed T4s/Ancient till they relocated back.
No
had he tried that he would have died to the lina+BM and they would have lost the game right there
they lost it when he fucked off to rosh instead of killing f5 in the dire shop
Rapier Medusa would have been alone vs the entirety of secret and in the woods while secret has NS vision
EE single handedly lost the game and also going fucking diffusal instead of waiting the MKB
>am keeps farming when he is at 50k
>tb keeps farming when he is at 50k
whats the point
better go afk in some corner and watch your supports farm up 1 big item
>>146648370
puppey is the 2nd worst on secret
/d2g/ I will be gone until Thursday please shitpost extra hard in my absence but keep your shitposts DOTA related like posting THIS WOLF which is the ONLY HERO IN DOTA ever to be made into an ANIME
>>146648440
>Vega and AF
Yes
Somehow VP went from total shit for the last 4-6 months to actually not looking terrible.
>Synderen is Secret's gatekeeper
>>146648474
because pros have found out that damaging heroes is not important
if you simply cannot die then you're free to just hit buildings and ignore everyone
Shouldn't the AM on AF build an MKB?
>>146648458
Not a pro game but I still love this one.
>346 ms AM
Yeah this will be good
There must be some KOKORO DOKI DOKI DESU blasting in his head for those decisions to be made. Or imaginary anime girls frolicking around distracting his play. You can't be that experienced and have this decision making.
>>146648510
buy wards for team, buy tomes for allies
why does madara randomly go high ground by himself and die all the time? this is like the 3rd time he did that
CHOTTO
Is there anyone who can stop Madara?
>>146648485
This is the ODPixel 3 hour long game right? The threads were so amazing. C9 had another extremely long game against another team. That one was against SFZ but I forget the other team they fought and lost to.
>>146648584
I'd probably be really frustrated to if I was playing 1v9
Is there anyone who CANT stop Envy?
>>146648575
why not let them farm linkens for you
>>146648458
this one
>>146648607
It was VP
Illidan went full madman on AM
My favorite memory from that game is Illidan buying FNG's venge like a billion TP scrolls because he couldn't afford BoTs.
HOW TO FIX SECRET AND WIN TI6
KICK eternalfEEd
ADD DENDI PUCK
??????????WIN
>>146648686
IIRC they had a veno on that C9 lineup, so someone played a fucking Venomancer for like 2+ hours
Literally the most worthless piece of shit at that point
>>146648686
>TI5 VP will never come back
Hold me lads
>>146648709
>dendi leaving a direct invite team for an open qualifiers team
>>146640295
Theyre gonna release a compendium closer to TI
>He lassos a creep
Based chocking russians
>its an alchemist buys 4 farming items, dies, and then loses the game episode
>>146642979
Kreygasm
>>146647614
damn ppd is actually fucking based
im a fan now
https://clips twitch tv/beyondthesummit5/DoubtfulElephantShazBotstix
ummm dotards?
As a puppey fan this is extremely painful.
>>146648884
It's much more gratifying to watch EE and RTZ lose.
>>146648884
you're a big guy
>>146648884
will you die?
>>146648882
Tobi is such a moron
How does a caster do this shit, in the middle of a game, for no reasoni love him for it
>>146648485
Oh god the memories. lmao. those were good times.
>TB with 20k in his stash
>>146648882
Tobi is severely autistic.
>>146648884
Why do you wear a mask?
>>146648884
Fuck puppey, he's mediocre and just stinges money off that turkroach. Wish he would just work on his performance and go back to na'vi with dendi
Who's the one hero whose winrate is the highest in the international, with more than 4 games played?
It's a me!
What the fuck was that from VP lmao
>>146648882
>niggerniggerniggernigger
damn....
You just CAN'T defeat Madara.
Did that puck just hex a creep?
That literally just lost them the game.
>>146649057
>literally a month ago he was not pickable
>>146649061
doesn't matter that high ground defense thoughAM is fucking dogshit
>>146649120
It's one team picking him.
SD+Luna
SD+Medusa
Why is this hero suddenly first pick now?
Conjure Image icon.png Conjure Image
Increased duration from 32 to 34.
Reduced mana cost from 80 to 70.
Doesn't seem to be that game-changing desu.
After observing EE's players perspective and his qualifier games I am confident I can play better.
>>146648884
Only fault at the draft was really no Slark, instead Weaver.
OUr BOY JIMBO HAS MADE IT!!
Lmao VP literally cannot force this buyback
>>146649165
SD + TB for more illusion spam too
>>146649168
Extremely early timing push which is good against most lineups, also he assrapes Lifestealer
>>146649168
Dragon Lance is a good fucking item
10 base armor
base hp increased
hp/str increased
>>146649168
People remembered that if he is left alone in the safe lane while the enemy offlane is iron talon jungling TB will win the game.
Why do all the dumb animeNEETS on d2g think this Omar "shitskin" madara is any good? He doesnt use BKB, just walks in with 300 movespeed and dies, never uses his Abyssal. He is literally Black^ v1.5, all he does is hit creeps and feed.
Dumb anime, ew!
>>146649272
>Using shitskin
>While posting a fucking shitskin
k brah
>>146649272
CHOTTO!
>>146649246
Dragon Lance was like 3 patches ago now
>>146649197
TnC won?
>dominating mega creeps with as many hotd's as possible is now a legit strategy
thank you based MVP
>>146649319
Dragon Lance buildup and stats changed
TELL ME ABOUT DOTARD
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>146649326
they're tied for first
>>146649326
Yeah they are now qualified to play at TI.
>>146649372
MOON?
WHY WONT THIS GAME END
>>146649376
>>146649397
I don't think Fnatic will be dropping games in the 3 way tiebreaker though
>>146649372
>Miracle using membrane keyboard
>>146649348
Stats got worse, slightly. 15 STR and AGI to 14 ATR and AGI. But 130 attack range increased to 140.
>EVERYBODY HAS BUYBACK
this will never end
NICE
FUCKING
GAME
>>146649486
TNC already beat both other teams in the tie, but yeah it could go either way
>>146649443
makes sense AF had all the heroes needed to win
>>146649498
TB was already viable last patch, then icefrog buffed him lmao
>>146649496
clickity click keyboards confirmed meme hardware
wait
did jimmy just win the qualifier? is jimmy 'demon' ho going to TI?
Secret is yet to play Empire, Flipside and Escape (NoDiggity). I think Empire might pose the biggest problems but for the FS/Esc matches I'd bet on Secret still. 6-3 isn't enough for the first place but it would qualify them for the playoffs.
>>146649558
there's still tie breakers, I believe
WEV LADS THEM NETWORTH
>>146649576
Secret will 100% lose to Empire.
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/tournaments/4485-starladder-season-10/1182-round-robin-season/4486-europe/matches/53690-team-empire-dota2-vs-secret-team
Check their matchups
>>146649601
guaranteed ti though. worst outcome is wildcard
this fucking AM stop dying
wait, TNC 1-0'd fnatic and 1-0'd excecration
why is there a tiebreaker? tnc is 2-0, execration is 1-1 and fnatic is 0-2
shouldnt it be 1. TNC, 2. excaefsdf 3. fnatic?
>>146649624
not if they lose the tie breakers and then lose in the double elim
>Madara uses bkb
>AF win the teamfight
wow that only took 20 minutes
>>146649660
They changed head-to-head rule back in TI4
M A D A R A
SHITUS FUCKING THROW
>>146649660
nvm
https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/747005558750855168
bravo valve
GREEKS DID IT
WHAT
WENT
WRONG
>TEAM WITH TB LOST
holy shit
WHO CAN BEAT MADARA
>supports items winning the game
weow lad
nice alliance are tied 1st now, feelsgoodman ty greece
>VP
>>146649756
It's too easy
Lesnar? How do you rate this TB performance?
WHAT THE FUCK?
I've seen like 2 or 3 ad finem games and two times now they've paused in a critical situation and resumed just after without saying why.
MY nigga madara saving my rares thank you based greek
Terrorblade confirmed bad AM
>>146649742
>literally only TB has more than 100 TD
>>146649742
>be TB
>don't take a single rax
ebic
>>146649742
>90 minute game
>AM outcarries TB
?
>>146649786
lol,tb has no magic dmg spells you retard
>>146649786
>what is chakram?
>>146649786
>uuuuuh sunder does damage right guys
>>146649856
I was referring to the tb pick, not timber
I still believe. Secret will go 7-2 and sail straight to TI6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYs_fCiK9wE
How can you hate this guy?
Kuro, Fly, and NoTail got kicked from Sekrit, and all 3 of them are doing better.
Dotards which of your heroes is most akin to a mommy figure?
>vega - af
>alliance - empire
who do we watch
MADARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Secret can still get #1 if VP fucks up and loses another game.
>>146649943
Winter Wyvern, she's Jakiro's mom after all
alliance or empire lads?
>>146649947
Whichever shitshows is more entertaining
>>146649943
mother cums
>>146649943
wisp is my momfu
>>146650001
The most important thing is that Alliance doesn't.
>>146650003
>mom
More like COCKSOCK taking both of those dicks at once. Winter Wyvern is a fucking WHORE.
BULBA THOUHG
>>146650003
Wyvrens are not dragons
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146649498
The one before that you retard.
It went from 10 str 10 dmg 10 as to 15 str and 15 agi
>every single team is 4-2
ohboy here we go
>>146649947
Madara.
RTZ playing like its his final fucking games of dota.
EE shitting up every fucking minute.
Some moron shitting the bed at draft.
benghazi is pretty good movie
do people still defend envy's antics by saying
>b-b-but he is taking risks!
They should just split this murderball into EU and CIS until both scenes become absolute garbage
>>146649943
>>146650182
Fuck off back to tumblr
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE STREAMS? FUCK
>>146650136
>Pupper's drafting is bad
Mate, don't get me wrong. I hate the guy after he kicked Kurobro.
But he is one of the best drafters in dota2.
In the future I think valve should merge the EU and NA qualifiers, it'd be nice to finally put an end to all the 'hurr, EU scene over NA scene' arguments
just saw secret lost
just saw vod
EE had same networth as bulba at the end
hey guys, haven't been here for a while.
what's the freshest d2g meme atm?
is it "NA is good again" ?
>>146650256
what is ping
>>146650292
Beesa is destroying NA teams while playing from the UK, I don't really see the problem.
>>146650283
the eternal meme
EU butthurt
>>146650267
C H O T T O M A T T E
>>146650256
>>146650292
Volvo should ship the teams into Seattle and play the TI qualifiers on LAN.
>>146650267
What if Secret and EG don't qualify for TI
>>146650256
They could just remove NA from the tournament and the end result would be the same.
Purge is supposedly showing up at the TI hub today
>>146650283
linkens manta medusa
>>146650194
Dion Beebee as cinematographer helped that film go along way. It's a good commentary on the senselessness of it all, and making viewer feel bad at the action (after a huge gunfight, the blood soaked drapes and silence).
Also love how it ends, completely jaded and cynical of the purpose of the conflicts and it all with showcasing how the people were reduced to two stars for nothing.
Viable or reported
>10 minutes in your CM has this skill build
what do you do
>>146650267
WHAT GAME
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
I CANT FIND OR SEE SHIT
PLEASE SPOONFEED ME
>>146650389
Start building force staff to kill her over and over again
>>146650406
secret vs that other team
it was on bts5
>>146650256
eu vs na has been the most stale and boring meme for the last 20 years on the internet but trust 4chan to keep whining about muh country wars
it's not like you'll reduce the amount of bitching anyway
>>146650389
Report her for not being at least lvl 8 from afk jungling
>>146650378
literally shaking after the exfil section in the first half
>tfw wanted to sign up with the army
>>146649742
VP was literally TB and Timber vs 5 and those 5 were good vs TB and timber
>>146650389
Ask why VG didn't work out the way it should have
Methskyl is more skeleton than man.
>>146650406http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Qualifiers/Europe
>>146650434
>that other team
Fuck you anon, You should be at least able to recognize Illidan, probably 9pasha too.
>>146650497
LITERALLY Kane from Command and Conquer
>>146650354
eg can't fail to qualify unless hey start playing without keyboards versus the amazing quality of dota in the NA region.
how does tie breaker work in this round robin?
would they base it on the recent result? three way dance?
I can't believe execration are actually doing it, damn.
>>146650359
>euros actually think this
>>146650434
>>146650498
THANK YOU
>>146650387
slightly viable, still reported
>>146650593
>execration
>doing it
>>146650593
round robin bo1s
>Finnish name in high MMR game.
>It's always someone playing support cuck role.
Are we doomed to this
only Matumbaman has escaped this faith
>LION KILLED BY NEUTRAL CREEP
rigged
>>146650695
>tfw tnc and fnatic loses both of their upcoming games
>>146650732
Because he didn't pick a finnish name.
Why don't Alliance force Bulldog to play Dark Seer like all the other teams do? Seer is literally a brainless hero to play, and has high impact
>>146650842
>Seer is literally a brainless hero to play,
bulba thouhg
This Anneedroid is a hambeast, but she still looks and sounds cute.
>>146650891
She's also not complete shit as a caster
>>146650732
>requires most skill
>is most game deciding in high mmr
>no boring creepfarm minigames
>can do whatever you want as long as it makes you win games
yeah support cucks haha
>>146650917
Yeah, she's actually kinda good, better than Durka at least
>>146650891
T H I C C
>>146650937
Miracle with 0 competitive support games in OG demolished na'vi while playing support for the first time competitively.
support so hard amirite
>Alliance playing
>"I'm a guuurl plz hire me for diversity ;D" is casting
My beloved dota is falling prey.
>>146650917
>>146649786
>not complete shit
>>146650937
But look at carry bulls like EE, Loda and XBOCT. Who would want to be a cuckport when they get such fame?
>>146650891
>>146650917
>>146650952
>>146650962
can you guys go to the gym and eat less or something you need to lose some weight
>>146650891
she also has big bazongas
>there's a very good chance Secret doesn't get the direct invite
>NA Dota
>not a fucking joke
>Madara Void
It's over, Ad Finem won.
>>146651002
>loda
>bull
>literally my wife's son meme in real life
>>146651015
im 196cm and 140kg and go to gym
>>146650983
>team whose members begged for more female talent and complained about sausagefest panels
>plays a game cast by a grill
What is the problem here?
>>146651052
Now post CoL's games, I need a giggle
>>146651052
This is what happens when an entire region shuffles before a tournament. Everyone is just there for giggles and won't play with half the team next open qualifiers
lmao how da fuk did scandal die here
>>146651052
wow, who would have thought that when you invite irrelevant no name teams like Vultur and Drinking Boys, they lose games to actual teams
Valve should have just invited DC and coL and taken 4-6 teams from opens, then we'd have Void Boys, EG BULBA, Shazam. they'd still lose to EG and DC but it would be drastically less shit
>>146651086
Just close the dota servers already,I don't want to watch her die.Cut my life into pieces.
>>146650497
at least he isnt as dirty/unhealthy as he used to be
>>146651052
:( but 7ckingmad was so rude.. it's okay for PPD to be a big salty baby and cry about NA somehow not being a joke region despite having less teams and less competitive teams both as a percentage and as a raw figure
>w/ @Anneedroid & @FoggedDota
>w/ @Llamadownunder & @RyuuDota
I wanna lick the soles of her shoes clean
>>146651081
What's that in real units?
>>146651214
1.96m and 140 000g
they couldn't even find enough teams to fill slots in Regional Quals from North America
just let that sink in lmfao
>>146651214
a BIG guy
>>146651214
that's like 6 foot 4 and 300 pounds
>yurobeses
>>146651179
can fuckingmad really not handle being called bad in retaliation for him calling a whole region bad?
>It's a Skylark feeding episode
>>146651081
But do you actually do anything at the gym? I'm just kidding. The reason you're so fucking fat is because you constantly stuff your mouth with shit.
>>146651335
Can America not defend their region with nothing but ad hominems?
MOMMY MOMMY ME WANT MILKY
>>146651420
They aren't intelligent enough for that.
>>146651420
poorly spelled abuse is the NAdota way
>>146651342
>struggling against literally whos
>>146651420
You've obviously never been in a NA game, team chat is 90% ad hominems.
IF EE HAD ANY OTHER CARRY INSTEAD OF WEAVER SECERT WOULDVE WON
WEAVER IS FUCKING SHIT
WHO PICKS THAT HERO
>>146651371
i lift weights, 440lbs bench is fine enough for me
>>146651472
a bunch of least coast people calling each other peruvian?
>>146651435
threw up in my mouth a little
>>146651435
T
H
I
C
C
>>146651420
We can defend TI championships (unlike euros)
>>146651489
Some retard that forgets Slark is in the pool and would feed off of Shadow Demon, Wisp and Lina forever
>>146651435
Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy
>>146651435
Seems solid 8,5/10 to me
>>146651557
you cant even win a major
>>146651420
I guess it's technically ad hominem, but fuckingmad is a european player who had previously tried to play on an NA team and was turned down, so pointing out that he's too bad for NA is actually defending NA, albeit poorly because he's too bad for EU dota also
>>146651420
>>146651443
>>146651472
fuck off to /r/philosophy you pseuds
no one is having an actual discussion it's literally just shit talk
>>146651618
>A, albeit poorly because he's too bad for EU dota also
funny, true, but funny
>>146651616
you can even maintain an empire
stupid euros
>>146651618
but he coaches the best EU team
>>146651538
Flabb is not thicc
>>146651685
>60% white
>>146651435
8 POINT CINQ.
VOTED THE BETTEREST OF THE HOTTEST COSPLAYERS AT THE TWITCH SEMINAR INVITATIONAL.
>>146651721
blitz coaches the best eu team
>>146651738
>no national sovereignty
>>146651685
you should be happy that england thought you what an empire is as a kid
seeing how you'll never have one on your continents
>>146651721
wow watching replays and pointing out bad things is hard!
I'm a professional video game talker!
>>146651721
>Coaches
When will this meme end? No seriously? The team that plays already has the mechanical skill and knowledge to win on thier own, all the fuckingmad kid does is give them draft advice. If he was gone they'd still play at a high level.
>>146651721
coaching is not playing
would you pick up bulba to play for important bo1 qualifiers for the biggest tournament of the year?
>>146651795
Haha no girls allowed in the secret club!
>>146651790
>EU in charge of coherent sentences
>>146651823
Coaches are pretty important, they analyze a ton of things like ward positioning, rotational patterns and whatnot when the team can't (they're scrimming or playing)
xiao8 agreed its important, newbee's player (was it KP? or ChuaN?) agreed its important, Puppey agreed it is important ...
>>146651795
Poor Fogged, image having to sit next to that hambeast ;_;
>>146651435
would impregnate/10
>>146651721
>Durr hey maybe you should pick ET here instead of ES what do you think??
There you go, that's coaching. It doesn't reflect on skill at all, its just one person on the side giving their opinion to the team
>>146651435
legit looks like a pig
>>146651894
yeah buddy ur dumb as fucking shit.,
> its just one person on the side giving their opinion to the team
as if this is not important on itself, to stop people from pussyfooting around issues.
This thug lad is pretty good on TA eh?
Congrats to alliance for managing to be the most consistently boring team in all of dota. Every draft is basically the same since before TI3. How can any cuck be a fan of this team?
alliance getting ratted as hell
>>146651852
>na this simple
>>146651998
>RATTED
>EMPIRE FIVE MAN WALK TO THEIR HIGH GROUND AND HIT RAX
>RAT RAT
FUCKING LMFAMO
>>146651992
DUDE SWEDE LMAO
>>146651967
>Frogposting
>Being a complete dumb as fuck idiot that actually thinks 7cking mad is a good coach in anyway possible
>2k mmr shitter
Yeah it all checks out go back to the trench you fucking autist. If you even remotely think 7ckingmad is a good coach you're beyond autism
le vega are good guiz
Madara is going to The International.
This girl is giving me aids
>>146652086
IN MADARA I TRUST
>TA is balanced
New bread?
>>146652069
not the guy you're replying to, but how do you have any idea how good of a coach he is?
he's consistently shown he isn't good enough to play on a tier 1 team, but how do we know about his coaching ability other than from his team's results?
>>146652234
His coaching ability is probably good as he is still coaching Orangutan Ganjas and hasn't been kicked.
>>146649372
It's an anime thing you would not understand...
>>146651823
t. top team player
>>146652263
Really anon, you trust OG to just the ability of their coach over a /d2g/tard? Come on now.
>>146652234
>the best team in the world currently credited him largely for their victory at the biggest recent tournament
NO ONE EVER REPLIES TO MY POSTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146652397
(You)
;_ ;
>used to be 10 threads at 720 posts.
>Nowadays noboody makes new thread at 800 posts
ok+
^^^^
(You)
>>146652397
I got you senpai
@146652397
just make better posts :^)
>>146651823
>all top teams and players: Coaches are top tier, gr8, 10/10, love it, wouldnt have it any other way
>you: ccccoches are bbbad mmkay xd they're a meme i think ehmmm
>>146652447
Another sign that anyone decent has abandoned this shit general
>shit4
>>146652447
>>146652481
Or maybe that the shitposters who must put their memes in a new thread as soon as possible are gone?
You don't NEED a new thread till the old one has been pruned.
i'd make a thread but i no longer have actual dota2 images, only shitposting reaction images
New memes
>>146652624
799 memes
get the 800 on me anon
>>146652614
>literally incapable of communicating except by shitposts
BINNLANDS ????
:DDDD
>>146652442
>>146652467
Thanks guys :')
Who is fucking more throwy
S4 or EE
You literally cannot win a remotely even game with these shitters in your team