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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
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>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>146467123
first for jam
succ
>people think g2 a team full of cheaters will lose
L O L
>>146565502
kys creep
>>146565540
i'm not a creep
NA > EU
>Due to extensive load, queue is disabled for about 5 minutes.
>>146565538
>people think cheats can save g2 after two weeks of everybody throwing against them to make money off of bets
L O L
>he betted on danes
>>146565674
>>146565738
yeah but I didn't though mate rofl
MAGA
Dupreeh singlehandedly lost Asstrails the game by being a retard.
And how can you name yourself Dupreeh? FUCKING DUPREEH! Literally the worst CS pro ninckname ever created.
>>146565982
love how the odds for this obviously more certain match are somehow better than astralis on truly awful form going up against a team that had a good chance of beating them anyway.
>England is in EU
>NA teams lose
>England leaves EU
>NA wins
Your majesty, the Eagle has come home to roost.
>>146565982
thx u
>>146565502
Who the fuck is jam?
>>146566332
avatarfag
>>146565862
Go low on Liquid, will give away the Worm God if win
>>146566443
dont be rude
>>146566520
it's not rude its descriptive and accurate
>>146566443
Well whats his steam account, does he need some spanking and slapping to get some sense into him?
>>146566227
>England is in EU
Not really.
>>146566586
I dont fucking know some shitty csgog avatarfags steam details
>>146566635
Shit
>>146566639
Why not? Are you afraid?
>>146566870
Spied by who? Should i beat them up?
>>146566870
>while attention whoring on csgog
just got my LEM back in MM
i haven't seen a global in my games ever
just low smfc's
>>146566973
lem is better gameplay than ge, you don't want globals in your games too many cheaters, mostly silent cheaters but still cheaters
lem you get smfc and le mostly which is much better than any other possible spot if you have prime
>>146566973
skill gaps were raised
>>146567065
it's definitional attention whoring
>>146567026
yeah i was GE about 6 months ago and i just started playing again seems like it's going to be a dirty grind to global again
>>146567138
you were global during welfare ranks then. you never were a true global. you need to be much better now than you were then to get global
global used to be 6% of the playerbase now its 0.7%
>>146567138
hehe dumb welfare ge
>>146567065
Give me your steam id and we will sort this out in private, i will go one by one.
>>146567237
id/hunsoutgaysout/
what trading sites are there instead of lounge? it's awful
stoaga fuck off already you degenerate fucking homo
>>146567552
What the fuck did i do I'm not even posting right now
>>146567509
>>146567552
Stop bullying stogy!
>>146567337
Is that really your profile?
>>146567509
>offer my knife worth 62k plus 10k for one worth 69k
>declined instantly
>>146567949
yes
>>146567971
theres literally no skin worth 69k
>>146568170
kill yourself homo
>>146568170
http://csgo.steamanalyst.com/id/60991626/M9-Bayonet-Damascus-Steel-Minimal-Wear
>>146568223
>fn 190
thx for proving my point
>>146568297
69keys u nerd
>>146568329
dunk yourself
>>146568329
>valuing skins in keys instead of $$$
>>146568329
write keys then not k retard
>>146567981
How can i be sure you arent tricking me?
>>146568627
UK HAS NO SCENE
LET'S GO FROGS
>>146566598
Learn how to read, retard.
>big tournament playoffs
>71k viewers
is csgog dying?
why is this so choppy
>>146569727
skins are the only thing that matters
does henry/sado really have no computer to check money and kills and shit?
>>146565427
is there a command that makes players leave a line behind as they walk like on some surf servers?
why does s1mple have to be back on liquid? why can't he just go to a good team like Navi?
>>146570516
>why does s1mple have to be back on liquid?
hes not, hes playing major and then he wont play with them anymore
le chair man
L M A O
ohhh shitt
JDM HOLY SHIT
FUCK THE AWP NERF THIS SHIT ALREADY
_/DM - \_oungin`
what happen
>>146570516
Stand-in. Too toxic.
Being an Astralis fan is suffering...
RIP EU CS
RIP CS
toxic is such a reddit thing to say
>>146571515
what if i'm only ironically being a faggot
DA CHOKE IS REAL
oh no the flashback
The new Mag-7 sound in slow motion is so satisfying
>1 awp was standard
>now 2 awp is standard
>teams slowly starting to use 3 awps
Another game ruined by OP awp.
>>146571929
>>146571857
Nah they have JDM now.
JDM is the solution
\_oungin
>jorts
>movie trailers
um?
>>146572454
that john wick tournament made me remember to torrent john wick
I liked the film too
reddit1g
Any cool dudes want to play MM?
>>146572454
matt damon is getting old
![stdin_snapshot_33.26_[2016.05.12_07.15.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/ILoe4Hy.jpg "stdin_snapshot_33.26_[2016.05.12_07.15.14].png")
>>146572454
i'd take Matt Damon over pic related any day
>>146572598
Top or bottom
Here's your Buffalo Wild Wings player of the game!
>>146572843
Top but why does it matter?
>friend stole my kb and now i have to use a shitty starcraft one
Reee
>play source for the first time
>20v20 on dust 11
>5 guys on my team taking it way too serious
is it always like this?
>>146572921
We aren't going to be friends. Good bye. Do not reply to me.
>>146572987
>friend
>stealing
uhhh?
>>146573115
Why on earth would I ever want to do anything with a fucking roleplayer lmao
Why is G2 so overrated? Scream is their only good player and he's a match throwing scumbag.
>>146573045
that is literally what 95% of all1.6 and css games were until csgo popularized 5v5
literally cs was always the casual joke of a shooter with pub clusterfucks of huge numbers of players, with the tournametn 5v5 shit being a tiny percentage of the games played
>After 2 years C9 and liquid still haven't delivered what they promised
>Monkeys are better than us now
Should I just change to an esport which we are good at?
>>146573430
>an esport which we are good at
lol
yeah you do that
>>146573045
If you wanted to play 5v5 you would go to IRC and search for mixes. 4fun was the law.
RaPeKing
>>146573430
halo and cod. any team you cheer for will be american
bye anon
>>146573214
its fun playing in such a big game t b h but i feel like some of these guys literally play source all day and take it too seriously
>>146572598
>tfw nobody wants to play
>post yfw liquid wins the map off SmithZz being a waste of a spot on his team
>>146574129
fuck u u removed me -_-
thread actually not dead
>>146574129
Are you cute? :3
>FalleN: I don't believe in saving strats
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
>>146573430
America can't be gods in literally everything. Try to be realistic.
>>146574178
Was it a smurf account?
>>146574416
Go away
why do liquid players keep the same spots every round? Makes it easy to exploit their weak points
>>146574614
is that the game that valve makes idiots pay a load of money to host a scripted tournament? lmao good game assfaggots
How long do smurf accounts stay smurfs? They have to rank up at some point.
>>146573154
May have lent him the keyboard, but I was drunk, so it's like rape but stealing. I couldn't consent since I was intoxicated
>>146574894
Upsmurfs
this is just a slaughter
>>146575064
What is that?
>>146575064
>>146575190
this updog version doesn't really work
>>146575274
what's updog?
>>146575387
nothing much, just going through the motions
>>146575462
OH SHIT
liquid or g2 on nuke
>>146575676
whichever one you didn't bet on
trailer looks like shit but i'm going to watch bourne anyway since the previous 4 were prettyBREEEEEEEEEEE
>>146575925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3znSbbu9IU
>>146575274
>>146575190
Hõla reddit.
>>146576207
You seem to have misplaced this image. Anime is for children and this website is 18+
So a guy on the opposing team got a vac ban while in game but they lost does it still count as a win for us or nah
>>146576416
It's manga, retard.
>our guy sadokist
>>146576416
Cool dude
If a website accidentally leaked your personal information you could sue them right? Like if a hacker got your password and then they get access to your mail or bank accounts
can anybody tell me what's an updog
gg g2 lose
>>146576731
The ladder on the ct side of popdoge
>Nuke
How far have we fallen
>>146576207
is upsmurfing csgog's only good meme?
>it's a liquid wins pistol loses next round episode
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
I'm done with this game.
Did s1mple leave WP for good or is he going back after he's finished with Liquid?
does anyone have a link/gif/webm to the jdm stream where he gets killed in mirage apartments and he falls into the couch behind him in the same position as he plays?
>casters don't know nuke calls
uh?
>>146577001
tfw main 5-7 on ct side at smfc, regularly top frag
>>146577490
geeze dude, it's not like it's their job to know that shit
>>146577601
uh yes it is????????????
>>146577634
no it isnt dumb fuck idiot so stupid
>>146577693
retard braindead nigger
>>146577782
idiot no brains no school get out of csgog
>>146577846
kys
>>146577907
you know nothing about csgo flush yourself
>>146577959
kys
>>146578118
idiot
>>146576840
Pretty much.
>>146578225
kys
>>146576840
dosia meme was alright
seriously pro plays in the stream
>>146577959
>you know nothing
xDD hold the hodor xDd
>>146578360
>watching the stream
it's cool how its obvious that these """"""""""professional""""""""""" players literally never practice or prepare
i preferred this general when it was dead
>>146578550
feel free to leave bye
>>146578348
That was and is an HLTV meme.
>>146578550
dunk yourself
Liquid finally getting their shit kicked.
>>146578487
>NA
>pros
pick 1
Look at G2 in comparison, they got precise set-ups worked out for literally every situation on Nuke
>>146578487
i wonder how they get such good aim
>>146578594
it was and is literally a csgog meme that ascended to hltv
>>146578694
Cheats.
Nuke being in the map pool is a joke. there hasn't been a single game on Nuke yet that wasn't a complete shit show. Valve are fucking idiotic
>>146578694
Cheats.
when are new maps coming out??
>>146578664
>worked out for literally every situation on Nuke
Is that why they lost 4 rounds????
>>146578834
5-8 months from now
>>146578874
still gotta stick to the script
>>146578874
sometimes the opponent clicks your head before you can click his even when you have a positional advantage
>>146578792
-Cobble
-Train
-Inferno
-Nuke
+Rust
glock is so bad
>>146578792
>you now realize the decider map of the grand finals of the major will be Nuke
>>146578942
>tfw olofmeister went off script and they broke his wrists
>s1mple denying the ace
kick him pls
Season NEEDS to be an active duty map. Season, Dust 2, Cache, Overpass.
>>146579271
this is the type of micro-toxicity that kills teams from the inside
g2 choke
>>146579343
my teammate micro aggressed me in a game and now I have ptsd and need weekly therapy
actions have consequences
LIQUID
I
Q
U
I
D
>>146579496
loser
WAAAAH
WAAAAH
shox? more like choxe
>>146579406
>suddenly do badly on nuke t side
wew what a choke never saw that one coming
>>146579496
>be gold nova on dust2
>team calls for B rush
>they don't drop me awp
>we lose the round
>tfw you can never trust people again
>>146579789
>rushing with awp
stay nova lad
>>146579994
"""""pros"""""
When are Americans going to be contained to a junior league?
EU globals play better than their pros lol
Do pros get workplace healthcare benefits? Do you think Liquid will eventually have to pay out at some point to fix JDM's fucked up spine?
>its a nitro left to clutch episode
>>146580463
It's actually more ergonomic to sit like that
>>146580463
they'll have to pay for hiko's diabetes first
>>146580463
no he chooses to sit like that its his own fault
>http://www.seattletimes.com/business/technology/valve-faces-suit-over-role-in-gambling-on-video-games/
>betting fags
>it's a rerun of the liquid can't close out the series episode
>>146579789
>be Double Gold Star on de_dust_2
>triple save after winning pistol for m249 full buy
>get a double kill
>die
>end of round ask my teammate to save my m249
>he looks at it then looks away
haven't been able to launch on-client since.
>>146580764
>Valve faces suit alleging role in gambling on video games
>Alleging
>The complaint, first reported by Polygon, doesn’t give a specific request for damages and doesn’t spell out exactly how much money McLeod lost by betting on the site.
>Polygon
Wow it's nothing
Do they keep smithzz on the team solely because he's cute?
Can I be carried to a major as well if I'm cute enough??
>>146580937
ur ugly and fat no one wants to be associated with u in anyway lmao
>>146580937
yep!!
>>146581064
Very rude
>>146581218
not my fault its true little bitch
>North American Counter Strike
get the fuck in here
twitch tv/rocketleague
no one actually likes janko or cares about his analysis right? I have to mute the stream everytime he comes on or else his talking will actually put me to sleep
>>146583464
he is the only one with regular good analysis, but the thing is analysis is actually all bullshit in csgo since the strategy is really not that deep and analysts are just there to entertain you in between games, so he sucks because hes not entertaining
>>146583464
Analysis is literally just to waste time so they can put more commercials in
c9 are our guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6-tMPrxo8
>tfw you're mildly aroused but you fapped so much already your dick is sore
what do?
>>146584134
whats it about?
>>146584086
semphis is our guy
>>146584191
prostate massage
>>146584086
TSM is going to win though. Screen cap this post.
why is everyone either russian or turkish? how do i play with white people?
>>146584930
esea, only white people spend money on videogames
>>146584930
move to west coast
>>146584930
I get a lot of germans and poles, over mics they can easily be mistaken for russians
>>146585058
poles are just russians with different name
>>146584202
Life love and everything inbetween
cache is best map
>invited to lobby
>immediately kicked from lobby
>>146585638
get fucked lol
>>146585638
holy shit you got owned
>>146585638
fucken destroyed
TIMMY TA
OUR
FUCKINGN GUY
>>146585638
Are you a shortsfag and/or a staycuck?
>>146585638
it just wasn't meant to be.
>>146585638
Cucked lol
>>146585638
>invited to lobby
>they leave to play with out you
;_;
Someone link me dezly nudes, i wanna jerk off.
>>146587997
>tfw no invites
>tfw nobody joins
>tfw nobody wants to play
>>146588068
who?
genuine question, why cant we aim down the sights? is this rambo: the game?
>>146588325
u can ads with aug/ssg and the sniper guns ;)
>>146588325
devs are lazy its on the way
>fingertips touching
gay a f
this is the worst general i've ever seen
t. /tf2g/
