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>Old Thread
>>146565427
First.
Newfriend here. What should I do with cases?
Is this because of gamma? Will knives go back up in price or is this decrease permanent?
When was the last time we had a tournament with this blatant cheating? This is getting fucking ridiculous.
>>146668353
Sell them, it's not worth opening cases ever unless you're a popular youtuber or streamer.
>>146668503
Stop, it's not even funny, dude.
alright my dudes will the monkeys or the frogs take this tournament?
@146668128
@146668972
nice
Are NCG and Fragshack the only good dms in NA?
is finals bo3 or bo5?
>>146669554
bo3
@146669281
BAN ALL THE ANIME
>>146669368
High roller.
uhhh....gotards???
Hmmm 5 togglers vs 1 togglers. I wonder who will win
>>146669612
fuck that
>>146670550
Why's there always memers whining about bo3/5. The world cup only uses bo1.
>>146670365
Stop shilling your twitter
>>146671117
not relevant
are our guys g2 gonna win?
>still can't bet wildfire skines
>>146671450
you literally lose every bet you make
post your csgolounge record
>>146671498
dont shoot!
have G2 officially usurped vp's throne as the "golden rule" holders? because it looks like it
>>146668650
I open cases regularly. Never got less than a knife.
>>146671815
fnatic were cocky af
>>146671538
wow rude
>>146672614
I'm thinking more of the beating nip as underdogs then losing as overdogs in eleague 2bh
>>146672717
>3 bets
post them all faglord
Nice fucking schedule faceit.
>>146673132
it wont show anymore bets
>>146674107
go in my profile on csgl and then on the left it says your history
>>146674228
it still only shows 3 bets. i dunno why
>>146674228
>63% wr
when the cringe is too strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fshQ26LeZoM
NEXT GAME WHO CAN TOGGLE THE HARDEST
PLACE YOUR BETS LADS
I THINK LUMINOSITY TOGGLED WELL LAST GAME SO I BELIEVE IN THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE G2 HAS SHOX
>>146674301
how about by your name. it'll say total bets, and bets won, like the anons screenshot.
mines 40 && 47
>>146674725
yea im looking at the same place and it only shows 3 bets
>>146674481
tbf at least half of those are from ICBs on super underdogs or inconsistent tier 9999 teams that i rage bet on
>>146675015
well you're not looking at the right place, next to your profile picture on my account, there's written right there the exact number
unless you've actually only placed 3 bets with your penny skins and are trying to lie your way out of it, which is looking likely at this point
>>146675739
EXPOSED
>>146675739
That would still disprove that guy's point about him losing every bet he makes.
>>146675739
im literally looking at that place and it shows 3 bets. Ive done more then 3 bets but its like a year ago since i last bet. either way if you want to win some skinez bet on g2
>>146676450
SK*
SK? more SucK lmao
ebin rank cam almost as funny as kiss cam :D
>>146669368
Betting the only skin that I own.
damn LG vs TSM game 1 was such a steamroll
LG completely disrespected them
>>146677352
dont do it senpai
>>146677352
thanks for skine
>>146677352
>betting the best AK skin
DON'T
>>146677617
I love the skin but it's just a cosmetic item.
>>146677352
are you swaying? i might do the same. help
>>146677927
>are you swaying
No, I'm just hoping that the Brazilians lose.
i just unboxed this
i know knives can be more than a 100 dollars how much is this worth?
it's my 5th case is it common that i get a knife? ive seen youtubers react crazily over karambits
>monkeys vs peepoo
What's up with that
>>146678125
why the hate friend
>>146677352
you are about to get fucked, you should absolutely never do this, split it into 4 redlines then bet with them, please
>>146677352
>>146678257
dont lie that is not yours.
>>146678257
stick härifrån Sven
0-4 g2
5-9 lg
>>146678362
I don't like Brazilians and Russians, they ruin online servers everywhere.
>>146678387
>split it into 4 redlines then bet with them, please
Are you mentally retarded or do you simply lack reading comprehension?
>the only skin that I own.
>>146678257
>lying on the internet
>>146678257
This ones only about $10-15 dollars because all the blue you can send it to me for some more cases to get a better knife
>>146678257
ill buy that for $100 off you right now
>>146678504
good choice
>>146677352
dont worry senpai you will get many skines back i guarantee it
>>146678543
whats your tradelink
can i get a karambit for it?
>>146678537
I mean sell it and buy 3(I misread the price, gomenasai) redlines. then bet the redlines individually on matches. (Although this warning is obviously a tad late)
are you mentally retarded or do you simply lack reading comprehension?
>>146678537
based
I kinda hope you lose it though, just to laugh at you
is CSGO dead yet?
>>146678817
I lose nothing from it, I sold a Souvenir FAMAS Styx last year for about €60
where's thorin?
>>146678987
There's nothing to kill it
>>146679160
in the USA for eleague
MAPS ARE DUST 2, OVERPASS, AND NUKE
BETTING ALL IN ON G2 BB
is he an elite analyst?
>>146679346
they can all still just aimlock through the walls baka
>>146679263
overwatch is killing it
>>146679586
overwatch has nothing to do with CS GO, it's like saying DOTA is killing CS
hopefully LG doesn't cheat this match cuz it's their last match as LG...
>>146679586
>anime shitters going over to OW
>d2
g2
>overpass
lg
>nuke
g2
>>146679880
sure dude, most popular shooter since halo isn't killing this other shooter
OW already competing with LoL in players. When was the last time that happened to csgo?
greetings it is i the warowl who greets you
>>146679586
Since Overwatch was released csgo average player count has reduced by less than 2%, I'd say OW has had no effect on csgo.
>>146680087
yea, csgo has been delcining for a long time
12 TAPS
>>146679880
It is killing it just like how yeezy is killing jordan nowadays
LETS GO G2
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Dead thread.
dead "sport"
>Smithzzz
A fucking god.
smithzzzzz
>make a sniper
>call it a pistol
delusional gotards...
SMITHZ
M
I
T
H
Z
Dead fucking game
>those "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE" signs in the crowd
>buy guns
>lose
>force pistols
>win
lmmaaaaoooooooooooooo
neither one of these teams are never ever going to save right
might as well go for the force buy when you know you're going to hit the head lol
>>146681595
>>146681742
valve is masters of balance
that was blatant af
Aimlock: Global Offenders
>straight outta europe
heh
That was so fucking retarded.
>>146682207
>>146682319
What? Who are you talking about?
>this G2
what the fuck. i thought envyus was supposed to be the good french team.
what happened?
why is shox god mode again?
why is shox suddenly a good IGL?
okay
>this game
holy shit hahahahahaah get rekt favela cunts
>>146682447
Probably Body through the smoke.
>>146682451
>i thought envyus was supposed to be the good french team.
Envy hasn't been good in a long long time.
>why is shox god mode again?
Toggling from both teams, Shox is one of them.
>>146682451
x6tence was the problem and dust2 is smithzz only good map
>>146682465
>>146682468
>>146682451
Let's see how long it takes before LG go for a 'tactical pause'
>>146678537
>I don't like Brazilians and Russians, they ruin online servers everywhere.
It's weird how the most valuable player in the entire game right now happens to be a white guy from Brazil. And people value him in a way that they would never value the average mudslime Brazilian.
As good as Coldzera is, LG would not be a #1 team without Fallen, the high IQ white guy who had blonde hair as a kid (posted a pic on twitter).
g2 lg faze and fnatic group gonna be good in next major.
I wish he would Jam it in me
>>146682624
When is the next Major?
>buy pistols
>win
>buy rifles
>lose
um gogurts??
>>146682558
>Envy hasn't been good in a long long time.
yea but why? they were all top tier players and then one day, or one week, that skill is just gone.
you would expect envyus to gradually weaken but it seems like they collapsed over night.
>>146682624
Does LG get the spot or do the players take it with them to SK?
>>146682710
Starts July 5th and ends 10th I think.
>>146682778
it does, its Cologne
>>146682762
either everybody else started toggling, or envy lost motivation because they won a major.
>>146682710
>hltv.org
>>146682771
As long as 3 of the 5 players stay together, the players get to keep their Legends status.
>>146682623
>white shitposting
>on a counter strike thread
>>146682953
>natalia posting
>on a counter strike thread
>>146682953
Not even (intentionally) shitposting. I think about Fallen's contrast with average Brazilians a lot.
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
when are we going to see some pro spinbotting to start the fire?
is there any hope at all for north america?
>>146683093
It is just stupid how everyone think Brazil is just a giant Rio de Janeiro.
>EnVyUs vs. Liquid pick em
who to pick /vg/, i cant decide if s1mple is a meme or not
>>146683304
lol no, we suck
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
g2 or lg better on overpass?
>>146683304
TSM
smithzz is an idiot
>>146683520
LG all the way. It's their steamroll map.
>>146683330
yes
>>146683304
le horse team
>all this blatant cheating
echofox is NA's last hope
>>146683606
le three 6 team
le 'only middle' team
>>146683735
le spainada team
Go team phonetic,
flusher best ployer in the word. Creamz best entity fagger
SHOXXXXX
>>146684128
>fagger
this game is so close I've been hard the whole time
>>146684128
skadudio best adoubleUpee
>>146684336
>>146684296
>>146684128
I LOVE REDDIT
Best way to learn nade spots?
Should I sell my AK Vulcan FN? I'm seeing prices drop to even 50 euro. Is this because of the gamma case? Will they go up again? Also same escenario with my 120 huntsman cases
>tactical pause
shit
>>146684510
workshop maps
Who is toggling harder right now?
>>146684606
yes
>>146684537
drop was because of steam sale and cologne
prices will only go up in a month or so
>>146684537
Buy it on the day of the sticker discount (last day of the major). Literally everything drops to peak low because of le stickers.
>>146684606
the observer camera man
>>146684407
u envyus because flusher beast ployer, insane flicks and gaymesense
>>146684716
I LOVE REDDIT!!
>>146684510
>run around offline map with sv_grenade_trajectory 1 enabled
>find corners you can consistently wedge yourself into, then line up your crosshair with various random textures until you find something that works
>losing
>toggle
>win
uhhhhhh gotards?
>the "win round after pause" script again
>>146684784
upboated
>>146684637
>>146684672
I'm worried because its the first time this drops that low after like 3 years of steady price.
pansy is an alcoholic. she is blaming the brazillians for her inability to stop drinking. this is sad and this does not belong on twitter nor is it behaviour that should be considered acceptable from any professional
ONE TAPS
>>146683520
g2 bea lg 16-10 on overpass 1 week ago.
>>146684897
No one cheats or will ever cheat in Counter Strike!
Liquid lineup is stronger than EnvyUs because of how garbage EnvyUs is nowadays.
With only 1 week of practice Liquid beat G2 on Cobble twice and played Nuke close. However they got smashed on Dust 2.
Maybe this next bootcamp preceding ESL Cologne will change things up even more. I think they'll beat EnvyUs easily.
>>146685047
i agree we should ban her
In 2015 scream's career looked dead
How did the madman do it
>>146685047
wat
>>146685330
he looked into Odeag stream for motivation
>>146685330
>How did the madman do it
Hard Work™ and Passion™, of course.
1 DAPS
G2 is back, baby.
>>146685507
why does this look photoshopped
>>146685330
The wun tabs happened.
LOL
>>146685579
you will never shot a load into pansy smelly buttholio.
>>146685579
i'd do shots with pansy if you know what i mean
>>146685635
I love how pansy being a huge whore seems like a csgog meme but its actually just true
G2 > Fnatic?
>>146685579
>you will never fap yourself into a stupor as she whispers an unending stream of filth into your ear
>>146685595
because it's overexposed
>>146685330
He took matters into his own hands and saw an opportunity t b h, his return started when he created the Kinguin team with Maikelele
he's been good throughout 2015, just became GOD again under his buttbuddy shoxie's leadership
i played this game for almost a week now and i've only seen two maps.
>>146685740
g2 beat them 2 0
So, how about those 1 taps?
>>146685813
How about you search for other maps in Matchmaking then.
>>146685775
i'm sure she'd do it for you over Skype for a handle of vodka and some CSGO skins
>>146685694
KEK
Is Shox a hacker? I recall seeing a very sus webm here before.
>>146685635
very unhealthy. i know natu comes from a culture where it is acceptable to have fetal alcohol syndrome or die of alcohol poisoning before you turn 20, but natu should not be encouraging pansy's addiction.
>>146685740
G2 trashed Fnatic yesterday.
>>146685813
two maps? That's odd, it should only be de_dust2
>>146685859
For him, aiming is so easy.
>>146685635
natuBEAST
>you will never dumpsterfuck a blackout drunk pansy and spit in her mouth and eyes
>>146686012
>believing the memes
apologize.
>>146686012
yes he is. but g2 have less hackers then lg
>>146686061
I like how they make it so epic for a fucking mouse to play CS, is like making epic comercial for a fucking professional broom, cringe.
>>146686025
he's low key fucking with her, the exact opposite of encouragement
>>146685813
I've played this game for a year and I only play the good maps in CS:GO, which are Dust 2 and Mirage.
>>146686198
>when the memes leak into reality
>>146686237
He just goes into a match and that's it.
g2 2-0 lg?
>>146686206
non
>>146686180
I want her to spit on my face than fuck me with a hard futa cock
>>146686486
nah the choke is coming.
>>146686482
aiming is so easy.. for him.
best switches?
I have brown and they are shite
>>146686486
2-1
>>146686180
>>146686621
what would pansy say if she casted you and her having sex
>>146686295
oh like when you make a fatty cry into a milkshake and they drink it anyways
i understand
>>146686698
I have browns and they are best
My friend has reds and they're really hard to get used to, there's zero feedback when pushing em
>>146686482
For him, aim is about precision
>>146686798
do you have loud browns? I chose quiet, may have been a mistake
>>146686698
Used to have black, then got red. Loved both. Reds are cheaper and easier ro press so my favorite. Blue and green are hot trash, but not the good kind of hot trash like Pansy.
>>146686748
pansys holes are so worn out I'm not sure if she even feels it anymore, I think she just gets off from knowing shes being used
>picks ear
>looks at it
LONG
>>146686698
blues
What was this ritual the BRs did? Are they summoning the zika virus?
>>146686908
There is only one type of brown switch.
>>146687047
>not looking at it
>>146686012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUWg9PBzbI
i dont know but here's this
;)
>>146687209
not according to my keyboard
>>146687258
As bad as Freakazoid is, C9 could be a top 10 team right now if they had just stuck with that roster.
>>146687270
You're probably bottoming out. All Cherry switches will clack when you bottom out unless you have o-rings or pads. There is only one type of brown switch.
>>146687047
>wipe ass after big fat ogre shit
>marvel at the result
I seriously hope you chose two
>>146686698
topre my friend
>>146686798
>>146686698
Blues if you're typing, the feedback is really nice. Browns are good if you like feedback. Reds aren't easy to get used to since there's no feedback, but are good for CS or any game that requires high APM/instant input.
>>146686908
>>146687270
there's no loud brown switch
reminder that switch colors are supreme memes for fedora lords and nothing else
>>146687936
t non-mechanical keyboard user
HUE HUE HUE
>>146688072
literally a compliment
>>146687562
This. Blacks are clicky as hell like reds with good feedback but have 1.33x the actuation so you have to pick between faster or more feedback. Reds and blues are probably the cheapest though.
There's also White/clear, but I dont know shit about those.
I thought Luminosity would take a huge, steaming shit all over G2 WHAT IS GOING ON
Buckling Spring/TOPRE master race.
>>146687562
probably going red next
>>146688179
Hello FNS
>he doubted
How come shox never shows emotion?
>>146686675
>>146686727
shit desu
