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Previous Thread: >>146241789
smix or pansy?
who's the biggest slut
burg out on the town
>>146467123
nip actually won both pistols this matchup , but are looking even shakier in those gun rounds
BRITAIN NO
>>146467221
asians are notoriously easy
but pansy is also really ugly so i'm sure she puts out a lot to get some..
but smix is totes uggs aswell..
hmm..
i think smix tbfh
>ct train
>absolutely trash to play cause valve wrecked the timings to a main and all the angles on the site for cts
I'd really like valve to take a course on map design
>>146467262
pansy is very fuckable
can't say the same about the asian slut
pyth is the most moonfaced bastard i've ever seen
literally thomas the tank engine
he should legit get checked if he has some sorta thyroid problem not joking
>>146467424
>>146467181
lose weight fatty
>>146467743
kys fatso
>NiP almost winning so favelas toggle on
When will our boys get a break?
>>146467262
>No L.K.S
>No potter
>Not even miss harvey
Why you lowering your standards senpai?
liquid or g2 bos>>146467889
>bucketofsloths : oooh she speek to playa on microphone to earn rice for famiry
fucking lmao
smix looks like a frog or smt baka
>>146467513
she looks fucking ghoulish
me the 10 second looping guitar riff
>>146468415
It just always looks like she's wearing far too much make up and it reflects weirdly/looks greasy/ she sweats when she's in front of the lights
>I think it's going to be cobblestone
>they already have cobblestone and teams loaded up on their screens
Kaz, I'm already a demon
>hiko throwing a smoke
no wonder he's the fucking lurker
Is Hiko trolling?
>>146469757
It's not even choking at this point, they haven't even reached 14 rounds yet.
>>146468360
please lose weight
>Make team
>get smithzz
>lose
>>146469975
If I lost more weight I'd look like a '40s jew
I do like the spec lines for grenades, they make things like this a lot more amusing
>EU CS
>EU
>>146470004
better than looking like you ate 40 jews
SHOXIEJESUS
Surprising no one
http://www.hltv.org/news/18126-sk-and-luminosity-reach-agreement
http://luminosity.gg/articles/news/gaming/40/lg-sk-agree-to-settle-csgo-dispute
HIKOSsSSSSSssSSsSsSsSs
>rushing against an eco
why
>>146470384
Nice. Sk stickers
racists 0 - 1 not racists
rip frenchies hahahahahaa
>>146471065
what a deep and thought-provoking insight
>>146471065
Rofl
Loving every Lib Laugh
>>146471065
average twitch teen dudebro
>jdm in charge of awping
it's choke o'clock
hey where's the choke
>>146471387
H O W M U C H
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>>146471387
get rekt yuropoor
>>146471387
>eu collapsing
>change money to skins
>all in G2
wtf...
QT ALERT
>>146471576
This desk is top everything
post em :3c
LG or Liquid, gog?kek
>>146471697
pls no bully
>>146471820
liquid
>>146471820
>>146471912
Liquid are going to win, the scriptwriters re trying to get amerikidies hype for the major
>>146467183
Pansy for sure. Smix has league weebs crawling all over her but pansy works for the cock.
>>146471609
uhhhh shouldn't akarin main the m4a1-s?
>people actually thought LG stickers would go up after all that hype
already crashing lmao
>>146471845
kys fatty
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How the hell did G2 lose to Liquid?
>>146472491
they chose a tactical loss so they wouldnt have to go against lg
>liquid aka the ourest of guys aka the free world's last hope
>btfo frog
>about to btfo monkeys
cannot wait
So who is our
>Caster duo of favor?
I myself welcome our new overlords DDK and Black DDK
someone post a cute dick
Why don't they just remove all maps from the pro pool except Cobble and Train? It's the only maps they ever play.
>>146472725
>cheating shitskins let liquid get lots of rounds to make it look fair
>liquid somehow pulls out the final rounds needed to win despite obvious cheating
>liquid become heroes and luminosity are exposed for the scum they are
>>146472725
shut it fat boy you dont know shit
>>146472878
Keep dreaming. Cheaters always win in the end.
Being a Nuke fan is suffering.
>>146472845
they cant outsnipe fallen they need more angles
>>146472948
I'm a nuke fan and even I don't want to watch newke
>>146472965
Overwatch is a fad.
>>146472948
You need to go die
>>146472965
i played overwatch since release and
i didnt get bored for one minute...
since release i played only 2 hours csgo
i dont know why
>>146471065
>go against the mainstream media narrative and dont care that everyone calls you racist, bigot etc
>sheep
>>146473002
>newke
That's the problem
>>146472965
uhhhh
>http://blog.counter-strike.net
>10,146,640 UNIQUE PLAYERS LAST MONTH
>>146473005
fat boy fat boy fat boy
>>146473147
that has been the exact same number since march, they haven't updated it for months.
When will they remove the low ammo click? It's really distracting.
Is there anyone that gets along with s1mple besides hiko?
>>146473147
Why does it mean so much to you?
Overwatch is new, heavily marketed and incredibly easy to pick up and play. No learning curve whatsoever, no recoil to manage, no memorization of map layouts recquired and such.
Of course it's gonna be played more.
I'm looking forward to the next 6 months. Played about 20 minutes of it and was bored to death, incredibly low skill ceiling and simple mechanics don't really mesh well with longevity.
>>146472838
mirage inferno cache dust2 overpass season would be a decent balance map pool
would need one more for a 7 map pool, maybe ali/seaside/overgrown/facade/santorini
NiP will take G2, right?
>>146471609
Cute avatar, best girl!
>>146473446
NiP will take my dick LMAO
why they remove chat?
Why is the chat in teh ECS stream not visible?
>>146472965
I'm glad that OW is doing well. The CSGO devs are awful; they implement mechanical changes without consulting the professional community, MM is a shit show flooded with smurfs and cheaters, VAC is dogshit, they never communicate with the community, don't consult professionals about map revamps. Hard to believe DOTA and CSGO are being developed by the same company. I hope OW makes CSGO bleed players and forces valve to give a shit.
>lg lose a player on anti eco
>fucking restart the round
could it be any more obvious?
>>146473612
Obvious psych out play,
>>146473572
>>146473576
so you can't see s1mple being racist to the favelas
>>146473324
Because that number has been there forever. If you're gonna post shitty bait, at least get the numbers right.
>>146473775
I think you're replying to the wrong person.
ECS sound is fucked.
Someone explain the "LG/Immortals are cheating" meme to me. I've not seen nearly as many sketchy demos of them as I've seen of Flusha.
>>146473878
They literally just got a round restarted when it didn't go their way
Even without the fragvids all the """""""""technical""""""" pauses should tell you something
>>146473878
>be shit at cs
>2 days later
>suddenly win big events
They are cheating. It's not a meme.
>>146473878
http://imgur.com/Y9BlNGa
>>146473942
>>146473876
yeah it's like delayed by half a second and is shitting me off
Someone should rage at s1mple for peeking on that save.
damm liquid is getting bodied
>>146474186
They deserve it for picking Train
There's your jdm rifle stats, James.
>>146474221
I'm a liquid fangay but this tbqh
how long until s1mple AWPs for jdm
elige looks like a monkey
ECS cameraman sucks cock.
>>146474384
I wish they would let s1mple AWP. Why does Liquid make such poor decisions.
>>146474540
he can't show too much of the lg players perspectives
because they're cheating
>>146473946
LG got good when they got rid of Steel and Boltz. Favela Steel was throwing matches in Keyd/LG harder than iPB Steel.
>very smart stuff from luminosity they have the reads
>>146474743
waiting for the day some redpilled angry nerd guns down every cheater at a big lan
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR WALLS CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW FALLEN
>>146474385
he's trying to learn portuguese
Are fnatic the only hope we have of stopping the banananigger menace?
>>146467439
upvoted for visibility
why is there a part of the map called hot dog?
>>146475169
pop dog
>that shot on simple
wtf make it a bit less obvious
nah s1mple said he was throwing
>you will never be brazilian
how mad is simple rite now
Shitskin subhumans at it again with those sick cheats
>>146475231
the only hacks we brazilians use are hardwork and dedication
>>146475397
ayo whiteboi what's your problem?
>>146475403
I didn't know you could work your way to seeing through walls
>>146475403
>being this delusions
lmao
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MONKEYS HAVE SOME RESPECT GOD DAMN IT
did someone just shout walling of fallen?
stop spamming the thread u fucking nigger bastard
no one cares u think the favelas cheat
fuck you
>>146475659
fuck off, subhuman animal
>not cheating
>playing by the game's rules
>letting a piece of code tell you what to do
how beta can you get?
>>146475659
THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING WITH US NOW
NEXT IT WILL BE NEGEVS
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>146475805
allah doesn't tolerate cheaters, you will burn, kuffar scum.
>>146475659
please die
just go jump in front of a train or hang yourself or something
no one cares u like the favela monkeys
fuck you
is s1mple back on liquid or just standin?
>>146475923
Standin
>>146475923
he's sitting down to play i think
knife me in game
i knife you for real
>>146475805
>cheating
>letting a piece of code live your life for you
how beta can you get?
>>146475724
>>146475829
>>146475885
lmao got 'em
stay mad
richard lewis RTing anthony burch lmao
>>146476095
prolly just retweeting for the stupid part
Was this the "tactical" pause where SK toggles now that Liquid is on a comeback?
they are actually cheating
>>146476214
toggling implies they turn off
>>146476095
Richard's a cuck? Damn shame.
lmao rip liquid, shoulda not lost that round
>>146476142
nah him and every brit csgo personality is upset over brexit. besides henry g who hasn't really talked about it
who \_oungin here?
I hate these fucking monkeys, fucking cheating cunts
5 scout buy coming
>>146476673
what cheats are they using?
>>146476827
I have no idea, but they are cheating, you can see that if you're not retarded
another game ruined by the overpowered ayy double you pee
another game ruined by no vee ayy sea
>>146477387
novase?
>nobody wants to play faceit with the black guy
feels bad mane
>>146477448
>>146477559
it's brexit's fault
>>146477563
noweajcea?
>>146477585
Can somebody redpill me on this breakfast meme?
>the most intelligent and insightful player in the world is a brazilian monkey
kill me
>>146476089
lose weight
>>146477889
>uk delcared their Independence against the EU
>every one butt blasted over it
kek
our manlet
>>146477889
WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AHHHHH
>>146477892
>NA CS
>EU CS
>AU CS
huehuehuehuehuehueuheuhe
>be top fragger
>bottom fragger wants to kick you
Why does this happen to me every single game.
>>146478408
you probably deserve the kick and its always the bottom fragger because the bottom fragger is usually mad and tilting hard enough to initiate retarded shit like trying to kick you
>>146478618
Bottom fragger detected.
What's it called when someone shills on /csgog/ or other social media platforms to influence the betting odds of a match?
There was a term that /csgog/ used to use but doesn't seem to anymore
>>146479314
swag
>>146479314
swag
>>146479314
swag
>>146479314
shaq
>>146479314
pucci
usa
s
a
>Kjærbye
What a shitter.
based semphis
our guy semphis
>>146480804
he is pretty qt tho
>be bad
>buy pistols
>win
>>146479346
>>146479609
>>146479848
>>146479871
>>146479947
>>146480036
thanks senpaitachi
oh astralis swap a cheater for a cheater
Is it just me or is there some crackle/distortion in the ECS stream audio?
>>146481730
cajunb isnt a cheater
The handicapped retard got banned lmao http://steamcommunity.com/id/thisishandi
>>146482126
literally who
>>146482126
holy shit lmao
>>146482337
man who plays without arms
BASELINE KICKING YET IM GROOVIN
>adding anyone from /csgog/
holy fuck watching games without betting is so fucking boring
>>146482828
Fuck off underage,
http://store.steampowered.com/app/328070/
here's your chance to start playing an actual skill-based shooter
>>146482828
shit is fun watching kids lose their skins to underdogs
holy fuck shitralis is actually losing to these shitters with shitns topfragging lmao
>>146482126
Jesus fuck, he wasn't lying.
inb4 ECS silently turned off kjaerbye cheats
>>146483076
But that shit is dead as fuck
>>146482126
Why? How?
hahaha astralis is literally dogshit
rofl get owned by the americans
>betting against the team who stomped our boys in a map
fnatic should stomp c9 right lads
EU just lost 3-peat + britain
BASED LURPPIS ON STREAM
so we'll finally see independent uk servers now?
>>146483697
>>146483440
things got out of hand
>>146483746
kek
does smix have a bf
wtf FNS has a manly af voice
cajun was the problem ayyy
>>146484057
Me.
AMA
>>146484280
why do you have such a shit taste in women
I go by summit, 1 gee
corsair actually gave reddit1g a sponsor? fuck is this
Soon.
pam get some sleep you look tired
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
>>146484451
KEK SEWAGE2Ks HAIR
lurpo sounds like Blu
>>146482763
sauce if its a dick
magog, I want to buy some sik skines
but I have ones on all my weapons already, and I like them too
anyone know if flusha is planning on toggling this tournament?
>>146485341
wow dude cool thanks for sharing
>>146485313Natsuyasumiit is
flusha lagged out hard i guess
>>146485541
>crossdressing
fuck that gay shit
flusha spazzed
>>146485742
this is fucking shit cs from fnatic
they're gonna lose this
>>146482126
LMAO
>>146482126
Does he really have no arms? Lol
>>146485978
>doubting
>>146482126
Reddit btfo
>>146485978
theyre throwing
>>146485978
fucking newfag
>>146486142
they must be the worst at throwing ever
>>146485827
i thought it was a shemale dude
how do you plant for long and not know where to aim as a professional team...
How did Astralis lose against TSM?
So SOOPID
>>146485476
I wasn't talking to you -_-
>>146486381
anti cheats
UMP is best SMG.
>>146486712
I don't think anyone disagrees, it's pretty much a rifle for $1200 with double the kill reward, and less movement inaccuracy.
when did they start adding coms to these kind of events
>>146486875
>it's pretty much a rifle
>C9 not keeping up with the rest of NA
I always want to watch in the vain hope that they'll surprise me and show something special but they're just consistently disappointing.
